# 6 - High School Boys and O Holy Nights etc
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**[00:07] ---**
Hey, that reminds me...
**[00:09] ---**
A long time ago, there was someone
called the "Oriental Witch" in volleyball.
**[00:12] ---**
Whoozzat?
**[00:13] ---**
Well, I'm not really sure.
**[00:15] ---**
It means she uses magic, right?
**[00:17] ---**
You're not allowed to use magic in sports.
**[00:19] ---**
I'm pretty sure she couldn't use magic.
**[00:21] ---**
Okay, so maybe she was
cosplaying as a magical girl...
**[00:24] ---**
Dude, no one would cosplay while
competing in the Olympics.
**[00:26] ---**
It could have been a special privilege for
Japan, the country of "Japanimation."
**[00:30] ---**
They don't give "privileges" like that.
**[00:31] ---**
Speaking of magical girls, they're always
girls, right? They never seem to be boys...
**[00:35] ---**
That's why they're called "magical girls"!
**[00:37] ---**
Dude, who cares if there are magical boys?
Or even magical high school boys?
**[00:41] ---**
Hey, there was that something
Potter kid, right?
**[00:44] ---**
He was a magical high school boy.
**[00:45] ---**
Putting it like that just
sounds all kinds of wrong.
**[00:48] ---**
C'mon, I bet all he did
was hang out in his room,
**[00:50] ---**
- chatting it up, wearing panties on his head.
- He did not!
**[00:53] ---**
He totally did. Ah—
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
saisho no pehji hiraite
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
donna takara yori kagayaku mono mitsuketa
**[01:27] [SONG] ---**
furikaereba hora
**[01:29] [SONG] ---**
baka mitai ni warau kao ga
doko mademo susumaseru
**[01:36] [SONG] ---**
kono semai heya de kaita monogatari ga
tsumugu shosetsu no purorohgu
**[01:47] [SONG] ---**
ohzora e todokisou na supiido de
kaji mo torazu hashittekita
**[01:57] [SONG] ---**
tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
tsugi no pehji wo hiraki
**[02:04] [SONG] ---**
hatenaku tsuzuku yume no umi e
hikari ka yami ga wakarazuni
**[02:14] [SONG] ---**
ichidokiri no bokutachi no tabi
tsugi no pehji wo sagashite
***SIGN*** High School Boys and O Holy Nights
**[02:43] ---**
She totally just threw a cinder block at us!
**[02:45] ---**
She's gonna murder us.
**[03:00] ---**
She just howled...
**[03:03] ---**
She's totally gonna murder us.
**[03:07] ---**
*This all started when we came to
Yoshitake's place on Christmas Eve.*
**[03:12] ---**
*Hidenori set it off with
one careless comment.*
**[03:16] ---**
You're always home on Christmas.
**[03:24] ---**
I wasn't trying to be rude!
**[03:26] ---**
I thought she was kinda cool and nice!
**[03:29] ---**
She's a bigger idiot than me!
**[03:32] ---**
She was the one who ended up slicing
off Motoharu's chin, along with his beard!
**[03:46] ---**
Yoshitake!
**[04:17] ---**
I lost him...
**[04:33] ---**
C-Couples everywhere...
**[04:38] ---**
How embarrassing...
**[04:44] ---**
This is pitiful...
**[04:46] ---**
Why is this happening to me?
**[04:53] ---**
This won't solve anything, but...
**[04:57] ---**
we could try to pass it off.
**[05:06] ---**
Are you an idiot!?
**[05:09] ---**
Jeez...
***SIGN*** For some reason, today, the student council is doing odd jobs in their room!
**[05:15] ---**
*Daily Lives of High School Boys* is brought
to you by our sponsors-onsors-onsers—
***SIGN*** And that guy who's in the opening, Mitsuo, finally makes an appearance!
**[05:21] ---**
Stop singing!
**[05:27] ---**
*Daily Lives of High School Boys*
***SIGN*** 2nd Year Students Class A
***SIGN*** High School Boys and the New Term
**[05:41] ---**
Good morning.
**[05:43] ---**
Mornin'.
**[05:44] ---**
Been a while.
**[05:46] ---**
Yoshitake, did you go to
the shrine for New Year's?
**[05:49] ---**
No, I usually don't.
**[05:51] ---**
Yeah, most teens don't.
**[05:54] ---**
What did you do over winter break?
**[05:56] ---**
Played video games.
**[05:59] ---**
Video games? Like what?
**[06:01] ---**
Nah, even if I told you,
I doubt you'd know it.
**[06:05] ---**
It's an NES game called
Sher[redacted] Holmes.
**[06:09] ---**
Oh, that action game where you
attack people by kicking them?
**[06:13] ---**
And any time you touch a townsperson,
you get hit repeatedly until you die, right?
**[06:18] ---**
It's that game where you can
abuse the continue feature.
**[06:20] ---**
How do you guys know so much about it?
**[06:23] ---**
Dude, why were those old games
so unreasonably difficult?
**[06:28] ---**
So that if you beat it, you could brag.
**[06:31] ---**
That's what games are all about.
**[06:33] ---**
That is so true!
**[06:36] ---**
Have you guys ever played that ninja game,
Shadow [redacted] Legend?
**[06:40] ---**
Uh, no.
**[06:41] ---**
- Nuh-uh.
- Naw.
**[06:44] ---**
It's this utter sense of loneliness
that makes me dislike the NES.
**[06:47] ---**
High schoolers these days don't play the NES.
**[06:56] ---**
Hey, didn't it sound like the wind
said "Skewered Rice Cakes" just now?
**[07:10] ---**
Teacher's here.
**[07:15] ---**
Good morning.
**[07:17] ---**
Good morning.
**[07:20] ---**
That printout we gave you
at the end of last term...
**[07:25] ---**
had a mistake on it.
**[07:28] ---**
We hurried to send out a correction.
**[07:35] ---**
But it looks like we forgot about your group.
***SIGN*** It's still winter vacation
***SIGN*** The opening ceremony for the new term is tomorrow
***SIGN*** Sorry!!
**[07:49] ---**
Get back here!
**[08:03] ---**
*Daily Lives of High School Boys*
***SIGN*** High School Boys and the Little Sister's Troubles
**[08:16] ---**
It's Tadakuni's little sister.
**[08:18] ---**
What is she doing here at North High?
**[08:20] ---**
There's...something I want
to talk to you about....
**[08:24] ---**
Talk about?
**[08:25] ---**
Did something happen?
**[08:28] ---**
Yeah...
**[08:31] ---**
A boy at school confessed that he liked me.
**[08:34] ---**
Really?
**[08:35] ---**
Wow, good for you.
**[08:38] ---**
No. I had my reasons, so I turned him down.
**[08:42] ---**
- Oh.
- I see.
**[08:44] ---**
And then?
**[08:46] ---**
And then...
**[08:48] ---**
He hit me.
**[08:51] ---**
And then...
**[08:52] ---**
he demanded to see me again today.
**[08:55] ---**
Could you give me a hand?
**[08:57] ---**
This is serious business.
**[08:59] ---**
I'll go.
**[09:00] ---**
Hang on.
**[09:02] ---**
Hey, Little Sister. Do
you know why he did that?
**[09:08] ---**
I got a little lippy.
**[09:11] ---**
I see.
**[09:12] ---**
You need to solve this yourself.
**[09:16] ---**
Why!?
**[09:18] ---**
Cut me some slack here.
**[09:20] ---**
You're the only person I
can ask for help, Karasawa.
**[09:24] ---**
Even if someone older intervenes,
it won't solve the problem.
**[09:36] ---**
I understand.
**[09:38] ---**
Excuse me.
**[09:53] ---**
*How did things end up like this?*
**[09:57] ---**
*This sucks.*
**[10:01] ---**
*My stomach hurts...*
**[10:02] ---**
*I don't wanna do this...*
**[10:17] ---**
*It can't be helped. If I
get hit, I'll hit him back.*
**[10:21] ---**
*I'll ruin him.*
**[10:34] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[11:02] ---**
*I guess I'm also to blame here...*
**[11:17] ---**
Good, no problems here.
**[11:29] ---**
So, I went out of my way for nothing?
**[11:39] ---**
You were listening in!?
**[11:41] ---**
So, I went out of my way for nothing?
**[11:45] ---**
Dammit! There goes my chance to be the hero!
**[11:48] ---**
Dude, at least hide your face!
***SIGN*** Tadakuni, her older brother, knows nothing about this.
**[12:04] ---**
*Daily Lives of High School Boys*
***SIGN*** High School Boys and Ringo's Troubles
**[12:16] ---**
Ringo...
**[12:18] ---**
Erm, "Miss."
**[12:19] ---**
Do you have some business with us?
**[12:22] ---**
I have something to ask you, okay?
**[12:26] ---**
We aren't exactly counselors.
**[12:29] ---**
Is there some kind of rumor
going around or something?
**[12:34] ---**
The other day, my friend called me smallfry.
**[12:39] ---**
Am I seriously that small?
**[12:43] ---**
You're completely normal.
**[12:45] ---**
At the very least, guys
don't care about height.
**[12:49] ---**
You guys are holding back. This is no use.
**[12:54] ---**
Where's your idiot student council president?
**[12:56] ---**
He's in the classroom next door.
**[13:00] ---**
I'll ask him.
**[13:03] ---**
*He's gonna get hit.*
**[13:06] ---**
Please wait!
**[13:08] ---**
You're seriously normal!
**[13:09] ---**
You have nothing to worry about!
**[13:12] ---**
I know! Let's play a game!
**[13:15] ---**
How old is our vice president?
**[13:20] ---**
Twenty-eight?
**[13:22] ---**
Are you serious?
**[13:25] ---**
I'm seventeen...
**[13:26] ---**
No way! You're younger than me!?
**[13:29] ---**
That *is* surprising.
**[13:32] ---**
Wait! Question two!
**[13:34] ---**
Are there more upward running slopes
or downward running slopes in Japan?
**[13:41] ---**
Well, Japan has lots of mountains,
so upwa—no wait...
**[13:47] ---**
Umm...
**[13:50] ---**
Umm...
**[13:56] ---**
Aren't they the same!?
**[13:58] ---**
What is with you guys!?
**[14:01] ---**
Meow.
**[14:04] ---**
Did a cat just meow?
**[14:07] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[14:09] ---**
There may be one nearby.
**[14:11] ---**
Meow. Meow.
**[14:15] ---**
There's definitely one nearby!
**[14:17] ---**
C'mere, c'mere!
**[14:20] ---**
Meoow.
**[14:23] ---**
So it was you!
**[14:25] ---**
Jeez...
**[14:29] ---**
What's with those guys!?
**[14:36] ---**
Been a while, Ringo!
**[14:39] ---**
What's up?
**[14:41] ---**
DQ6. Best. Game. Ever.
**[14:45] ---**
Do you think I'm small?
**[14:49] ---**
*Not good.*
**[14:50] ---**
You're you.
**[14:53] ---**
I think you're wonderful
just the way you are.
**[14:58] ---**
*Whoa, he actually tried for once!*
**[15:09] ---**
Wh-Wh-What are you saying!?
**[15:14] ---**
*We just can't win.*
**[15:26] ---**
*Daily Lives of High School Boys*
***SIGN*** Student Council Room
***SIGN*** High School Boys and Motoharu's Troubles
**[15:36] ---**
Excuse me! There's something
I'd like to ask of you!
**[15:44] ---**
Fine, write your name and
address on this paper.
**[15:48] ---**
What do you need?
**[15:50] ---**
Oh, okay!
**[15:51] ---**
*What number are we at now?*
**[15:53] ---**
*We're just doing odd jobs now.*
**[15:56] ---**
I lost my dog.
**[16:00] ---**
Could you look for him?
**[16:05] ---**
It's all your fault that
things are like this!
**[16:07] ---**
Me?
**[16:08] ---**
You've always been like this!
**[16:11] ---**
You help people in trouble way too much!
**[16:14] ---**
You do the same.
**[16:16] ---**
People heard how helpful you are
and this is how things turned out!
**[16:20] ---**
You really should fix
that aspect of yourself!
**[16:25] ---**
When you get out in the real
world, it'll only hurt you.
**[16:28] ---**
Okay? You've got to learn to say "no"!
**[16:31] ---**
Promise me you won't help any more people!
**[16:33] ---**
Got it?
**[16:35] ---**
No!
**[16:37] ---**
Not like that!
**[16:39] ---**
Hey!
**[16:40] ---**
I found a dog.
**[16:42] ---**
What should we do?
**[16:44] ---**
Where did you go, Takuro?
**[16:47] ---**
Huh? What?
**[16:48] ---**
*God, here comes another one of 'em!*
**[16:50] ---**
Okay, back to the topic at hand.
**[16:52] ---**
I'm telling you not to confuse
the role of the student council!
**[16:57] ---**
Do *not* take on any more requests!
**[16:59] ---**
Got it!?
**[17:01] ---**
- No!
- I'm gonna smack you!
**[17:04] ---**
My god, you're loud! What the hell are
you and that dog laughing about!?
**[17:10] ---**
I get it, Motoharu.
**[17:12] ---**
Let's do this...
**[17:17] ---**
That'll be 1,500 yen.
**[17:20] ---**
There we go!
**[17:32] ---**
*Daily Lives of High School Boys*
***SIGN*** High School Boys and Secret Moves
**[17:43] ---**
Sorry 'bout this, Hidenori.
**[17:45] ---**
Making you help me practice my secret move.
**[17:49] ---**
Don't worry about it!
**[17:51] ---**
I'm not very athletic, so
I may not be much help...
**[17:55] ---**
No way, this is a big help!
**[17:58] ---**
If I can just get this down,
I'll be a starter for sure!
**[18:02] ---**
Seriously, this is a huge help.
**[18:08] ---**
THE HELL!?
**[18:10] ---**
*How's that!? My "Upright Unmoving Shot"
that took me two years to master!*
**[18:16] ---**
*I don't think you'll be able to react!*
**[18:19] ---**
What!?
**[18:24] ---**
Wow, that was a good shot.
**[18:26] ---**
But, it lacks power.
**[18:28] ---**
R-Really?
**[18:29] ---**
Yeah, I guess it does.
**[18:32] ---**
*I took him for some amateur.*
**[18:34] ---**
This next one's for real.
**[18:36] ---**
Really real.
**[18:38] ---**
*This is my ultimate technique!*
**[18:46] ---**
How's that!?
**[18:48] ---**
*I've kept this hidden away, all because...*
***SIGN*** He quickly retrieves it afterward.
**[18:51] ---**
*Before we start, I stick an acrylic peg into the ground
and bounce the ball off of it! My "Reflect Shot"!*
**[18:58] ---**
*You can't touch this one!*
**[19:07] ---**
Amazing! How did you do that one?
**[19:12] ---**
Wha—!? Mitsuo!
**[19:20] ---**
Mitsuo, calm down!
**[19:26] ---**
*Remarkably, with this humiliation as
his trigger, he became a starter...*
**[19:31] ---**
*for the rugby team.*
***SIGN*** Sanada High Class 2-A
Action Play: *The Path to Becoming a Hero*
**[19:37] [SONG] ---**
kanashii yoru ga bokura wo tsutsumu
**[19:42] [SONG] ---**
keredomo bokura mada mada yume wo miteiru
**[19:48] [SONG] ---**
sore dake de juubun sa
**[19:57] [SONG] ---**
ikiteireba itsuka mata kimi ni aeru hazusa
**[20:08] [SONG] ---**
ohisama wa miteiru
**[20:18] [SONG] ---**
ohisama wa utau yo
**[20:28] [SONG] ---**
pappappappa rarirappappara
**[20:30] [SONG] ---**
pappappappa rarirappa
**[20:33] [SONG] ---**
pappappappa rarirappappa
**[20:35] [SONG] ---**
pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
**[20:38] [SONG] ---**
pappappappa rarirappappara
**[20:40] [SONG] ---**
pappappappa rarirappa
**[20:43] [SONG] ---**
pappappappa rarirappappa
**[20:45] [SONG] ---**
pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
**[20:48] [SONG] ---**
shinjiteiruyo ohisama hitotsu
**[20:53] [SONG] ---**
kimi no uchi made
***SIGN*** The Past
**[21:15] ---**
Honestly, I dunno about
these "glasses" characters.
**[21:19] ---**
I'm not wearing these things for "character"!
**[21:22] ---**
My eyes are bad! That's why I wear them!
**[21:25] ---**
I will [redacted] you
again with a wooden stick!
**[21:27] ---**
What'd you say!?
**[21:33] ---**
It's not like anyone's watching,
so why are you guys trying so hard?
**[21:39] ---**
That's quite a mouth on you,
**[21:41] ---**
Flat Chest.
**[21:42] ---**
That was a close call. I was just about
to give you a corkscrew to the heart!
**[21:48] ---**
*Uh-oh...*
**[21:49] ---**
*Looks like I said something weird.*
**[21:53] ---**
I never would've guessed that
kind of thing was bothering you.
**[21:58] ---**
This damn bitch!
**[21:59] ---**
If that's how it is, just leave it to us!
***SIGN*** Matsumoto
**[22:07] ---**
Takahiro!
**[22:10] ---**
Takahiro!
**[22:17] ---**
What?
**[22:18] ---**
You don't have a girlfriend, right?
**[22:20] ---**
Date her.
**[22:23] ---**
Why?
**[22:24] ---**
I'm good at school.
**[22:27] ---**
Ikushima has wrestling.
**[22:29] ---**
However...
**[22:30] ---**
Habara has nothing!
**[22:33] ---**
Nothing at all!
**[22:35] ---**
When she smiles, she's so cute.
**[22:42] ---**
Why are you offering us money!?
**[22:45] ---**
What's this all about!?
**[22:47] ---**
Could you maybe just let me off with this?
**[22:52] ---**
Are you really that against it?
**[22:57] ---**
Hey, where are you going, Flat Chest?
**[22:59] ---**
Get back here, Flatty!
**[23:02] ---**
Apologize, Takahiro!
**[23:05] ---**
No. I mean...
**[23:07] ---**
When I was in grade school,
Habara teased me a lot.
**[23:12] ---**
Honestly, I don't do well around her.
**[23:18] ---**
Oh, that's right. Habara
used to be a mega bully.
**[23:23] ---**
Most of the high school boys around here
shiver at the very mention of her name.
**[23:30] ---**
She was called the Arch Demon
of West Yada Elementary.
**[23:35] ---**
In order to vanquish her, all the toughest kids from
four of the local elementary schools got together.
**[23:42] ---**
What was she, a monster?
**[23:43] ---**
Then there was that thing with Toshiyuki.
**[23:45] ---**
She should just leave town.
**[23:49] ---**
Yeah, there's no way she'll get
a boyfriend after all that!
***SIGN*** Next time: High School Boys and Indoor Adventures, etc.
**[23:55] ---**
Next time, Hidenori's big brother
com—meh... Who cares?
***SIGN*** Even though it's Valentine's Day, please don't send the characters chocolate.
**[23:59] ---**
*Daily Lives of High School Boys* was
brought to you by OUR.SPON.SORS!
***SIGN*** But if you do mess up and send them, make sure to send them to the studio, not the TV station.
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Stop jumping around like that!
***SIGN*** Watch next week, too!
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