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7 - That's Dirty---!!

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[00:40] ---
    Everyone still on the field will
    move on to the second round!
[00:41] ---
    This round's over!
[00:44] ---
    I made it... somehow.
[00:52] ---
    There's quite a few survivors.
[00:55] ---
    But victory will be mine!
[00:59] ---
    No, it'll be mine!
[01:02] ---
    You mean mine!
[01:04] ---
    No, mine!
[01:19] ---
    love to fight love to fight Does
    it matter if it's soy or love?

[01:22] ---
    love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight
[01:26] ---
    Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
    high; Every day is a rollercoaster

[01:29] ---
    You're stunning, understand?
    I feel like good tungsten

[01:32] ---
    I never know why
[01:36] ---
    Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
    and effect in a copyrightable way

[01:39] ---
    Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
    spike and lose all your cash

[01:42] ---
    You never know why; Isn't that right?
[01:47] ---
    We're a group of geeks with ambition,
    despair, and angler fish... Just kidding

[01:55] ---
    We're such dramatic sleazebags
    that we're heretics

[01:57] ---
    Let's tackle making some games!
[02:02] ---
    It's not like we haven't figured that out,
    so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)

[02:09] ---
    If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
    it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)

[02:16] ---
    It's not like we haven't
    figured that much out,

[02:19] ---
    which earns another halleluiah
    (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)

[02:22] ---
    Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,
[02:27] ---
    Or a great demon king
    doesn't destroy the world,

[02:31] ---
    I'm very much about to get a...
[02:34] ---
    Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
    (Oh!) game over alright

[02:49] ---
    Huh? What?!
[02:51] ---
    Where am I?!
[02:52] ---
    What a relief! You've finally come to.
[02:57] ---
    "That's Dirty---!!"
[02:57] ---
    I've been worried sick!
[03:03] ---
    What're you doing, creep?!
[03:05] ---
    Hey, let go!
[03:09] ---
    Dang, you're strong! That's a killer grip!
[03:12] ---
    Kazama-kun, I see you've finally
    regained consciousness.
[03:12] ---
    C'mon, man! Let go!
[03:16] ---
    I'm so relieved! Do you
    feel strange anywhere?
[03:20] ---
    Funabori, I think you look strange!
[03:23] ---
    Somehow I got put on the first aid team
[03:26] ---
    when I was tending to you, Kazama-kun.
[03:28] ---
    Inada-san figured we might as well
    dress up and provided these uniforms.
[03:32] ---
    "Tournament Chart"
[03:33] ---
    I swear you're always crying. Are you okay?
[03:36] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[03:39] ---
    W-Well, if you're cool with wearin' that...
[03:42] ---
    Wait, what about tending to me?!
[03:44] ---
    W-Well, Takao-san's breast
    shot at you--Scratch that!
[03:50] ---
    The zipper shot off her tracksuit
    jacket and hit your forehead...
[03:53] ---
    Oh, yeah! She zipper-shot me!
[03:56] ---
    I'll get her for that!
[03:57] ---
    T-T-T-Takao-san didn't mean anything by it!
[04:01] ---
    She felt really horrible!
[04:03] ---
    She even helped dress your injury.
[04:05] ---
    She did...?
[04:07] ---
    And here I thought she was all thumbs...
[04:12] ---
    I handled the bandages...
[04:14] ---
    "Kazama"
[04:18] ---
    Please...
[04:20] ---
    Um, T-Takao-san finished you off!
[04:26] ---
    She already knocked me out.
[04:29] ---
    Was she kicking me while I was down?!
[04:30] ---
    No, I didn't mean it like that!
[04:33] ---
    Yeah. I know, I know.
[04:37] ---
    Anyway, thank you.
[04:39] ---
    Yep!
[04:46] ---
    So what's up with this?! Let go already!
[04:50] ---
    I'm afraid that's a no can do!
[04:53] ---
    You see, the next semifinal is a
    thumb war between you and Shioh-kun.
[05:00] ---
    Thumb war...?
[05:02] ---
    Wait, semifinal?!
[05:03] ---
    At last, the time has come!
[05:06] ---
    We finally get our duel, Kazama-kun!
[05:09] ---
    That's right. Thinking back, our duel is
    what got this whole tournament started.
[05:13] ---
    For the record, the tournament has
    progressed quite a bit while you were out cold.
[05:18] ---
    "Kazama, Shikiba, Shioh, To T. Kyo,
    Tennohzu, Shibasaki, Oimachi, Osaki, Jijou, Shinagawa"
[05:20] ---
    "Kazama, Shikiba, Shioh"
[05:21] ---
    I zoomed to the top!
[05:23] ---
    Am I allowed to get off that easy?
[05:26] ---
    Yep! All of the remaining
    contestants gave their approval.
[05:30] ---
    Seriously?!
[05:33] ---
    And that's the deal. Since
    Kazama*-kun* is still out cold,
[05:37] ---
    could we say he's a seeded
    player and see if he comes to?
[05:40] ---
    "Shikiba"
[05:40] ---
    I'm cool with that.
[05:42] ---
    "Osaki"
[05:42] ---
    Well, that was pretty much an accident.
[05:46] ---
    "To T. Kyo"
[05:46] ---
    This is how I'll show him my respect for
[05:48] ---
    nobly protecting Takao-*san
    *from Fifty-Fifty Fujisaki.
[05:52] ---
    "Shinonome"
[05:52] ---
    That attack was something else...
[05:55] ---
    I bet he's going to need some rest.
[05:57] ---
    "Oimachi"
[05:58] ---
    No objections here.
[06:00] ---
    His disqualification now
    would prove problematic.
[06:00] ---
    "Tennohzu & Isle"
[06:03] ---
    I want to face Kazama fair-and-square
    in an open match!
[06:10] ---
    Guys, thank you...
[06:14] ---
    Nah, it's nothing...
[06:14] ---
    "Jijou"
[06:17] ---
    Really, it's nothing at all!
[06:19] ---
    "Shinagawa"
[06:20] ---
    Yeah, it's cool. But just so you know...
[06:23] ---
    We won't hold back when he comes to!
[06:27] ---
    Everyone's so nice!
[06:29] ---
    But none of ya made it to the semifinals!
[06:32] ---
    We're rooting for you!
[06:34] ---
    Now they're rooting for me...
[06:36] ---
    What about the other semifinal?
[06:39] ---
    It's being held right as we speak.
[06:43] ---
    The two contestants are
    already a battered mess!
[06:47] ---
    How many tackles will it
    take before they collapse?
[06:50] ---
    Are they immortal or what?
[06:54] ---
    What game are they supposed to be playing?
[06:57] ---
    M-Musical chairs.
[06:59] ---
    Musical chairs?!
[07:00] ---
    This doesn't look remotely
    like the game I know!
[07:01] ---
    "Yay!"
[07:02] ---
    "Shoot!" "Yay!"
[07:04] ---
    For one thing, where's the chair...?
[07:06] ---
    Found it! But they aren't even looking at it!
[07:10] ---
    It started out like a normal
    game of musical chairs,
[07:14] ---
    but somewhere along the line...
[07:28] ---
    Are they stupid?
[07:30] ---
    Now then, it's about time
    we began our own game!
[07:33] ---
    Hold your opponent's thumb
    down for ten seconds to win!
[07:36] ---
    Ready, go!
[07:37] ---
    Hey, wait! Whoa!
[07:55] ---
    How come we aren't gettin' any attention?!
[07:57] ---
    MC, do your job and report
    what's happenin' over here!
[08:00] ---
    Huh? Commenting on a game that
    abides by the rules isn't any fun!
[08:03] ---
    Oh, look at that!
[08:05] ---
    Twist it up a bit!
[08:07] ---
    What's wrong with following the rules?!
[08:08] ---
    Once your boobies start jiggling,
    I'll watch your game.
[08:10] ---
    That'll never happen!
[08:12] ---
    Damn those punks! Now I have to win!
[08:17] ---
    I'm the one who will win and get the bag!
[08:27] ---
    I won't let her win!
[08:32] ---
    Excuse me...
[08:33] ---
    What?!
[08:36] ---
    Kazama-kun, if you had to face Takao-san
    or Shibasaki-san
in the finals,
[08:40] ---
    who would you want to fight?
[08:43] ---
    Why do you wanna know?
[08:45] ---
    Well, uh, um, I can't say...
[08:49] ---
    Isn't it obvious who I wanna fight?
[08:52] ---
    A-And that would be...?
[08:53] ---
    Whoever wins.
[08:57] ---
    Um, in other words, you
    don't care who you face?
[09:03] ---
    I mean, isn't the winner
    the stronger of the two?
[09:07] ---
    If I face her and win, I'm the true victor!
[09:09] ---
    That's all there is to it.
[09:11] ---
    That may be true, but earlier you declared
    that you wanted to face Shibasaki-san.
[09:17] ---
    Yeah, but there's no point if
    she loses before she gets to me.
[09:20] ---
    What?
[09:22] ---
    He doesn't care who he faces...?
[09:25] ---
    But I might like that better...
[09:28] ---
    Kazama-san, I wish you'd give it a rest.
[09:33] ---
    It'd be a dream come true
    if she participated.
[09:37] ---
    First you said that you don't
    really care about my bag...
[09:42] ---
    And now you're saying you'd be
    happy to fight whoever wins,
[09:45] ---
    despite claiming you wanted to face me!
[09:50] ---
    How much mud must you throw on
    my face before you're satisfied?
[09:58] ---
    Whoa! What the heck's going
    on?! Is this for real?!
[10:02] ---
    She's seriously... ticked.
[10:05] ---
    Dodge, Takao!
[10:07] ---
    Something horrible will happen
    if she lands a direct hit!
[10:10] ---
    "Something horrible"? F-For instance?
[10:16] ---
    Takao's shirt will explode on impact.
    Or she'll puff up... I think.
[10:22] ---
    But...
[10:25] ---
    This is the one time I
    don't wanna lose to you!
[10:29] ---
    I'll take you on!
[10:31] ---
    I will force your tackle back!
[10:45] ---
    Th-That's dirty!
[10:50] ---
    But now that I think about it,
[10:51] ---
    isn't this how you normally
    win according to the rules?
[10:54] ---
    Yes, it is. It certainly
    is, but... But still...
[11:03] ---
    She's my opponent, huh?
[11:07] ---
    Now I'll be forced to fight Roka-san,
    but that's how the cookie crumbles!
[11:11] ---
    So be it! I will brace myself for what lays
    ahead as I aspire to enter the finals!
[11:16] ---
    As such, Kazama-kun, I must hurry
    and bring our match to an...
[11:27] ---
    Ah, you're so kind!
[11:30] ---
    Th-That's ten seconds...
[11:33] ---
    Kazama struck while Shioh was
    distracted and stole victory!
[11:37] ---
    He also played dirty!
[11:39] ---
    These two nasty players
    have risen to the finals!
[11:43] ---
    Is this acceptable? Is it really acceptable?
[11:43] ---
    "Hey, Here's the Games!"
[11:46] ---
    Tournaments are cruel.
[11:48] ---
    Here you go. Determine
    what the finals will be.
[11:51] ---
    I hate to see how this
    is going to turn out...
[11:55] ---
    Let's see, the game for the finals will be...
[11:58] ---
    "The King's Game"
[12:02] ---
    With only two players?!
[12:12] ---
    But they're ready to go!
[12:26] ---
    I didn't expect to run into
    you on the way home, my boy!
[12:29] ---
    Dad, I want to eat yakitori!
[12:32] ---
    Yakitori? Sounds good!
[12:37] ---
    Dad!
[12:38] ---
    What is it?
[12:39] ---
    There is some incredible chi
    flowing from that direction!
[12:42] ---
    "These are minor characters."
[12:42] ---
    That's in the direction of the school
    festival I just took you to!
[12:45] ---
    I'm sure that chi must belong to one
    of those ladies we saw back then!
[12:50] ---
    Incredible! And to think I still haven't
    so much as noticed the chi yet!
[12:54] ---
    "These are minor characters."
[12:55] ---
    The little rascal!
[12:57] ---
    He surpassed me without my ever realizing it!
[13:10] ---
    Eh, so I'd like to commence the
    finals--A round of the King's Game.
[13:14] ---
    Here's a rundown of the rules.
[13:16] ---
    Gather up a bunch of wooden sticks.
[13:18] ---
    Number them according to
    the number of players,
[13:19] ---
    "King"
[13:20] ---
    with one designated the winning stick.
[13:22] ---
    If you draw the winning
    stick, you're the King.
[13:24] ---
    Everyone else is a commoner.
[13:26] ---
    The King can order the commoners
    to do anything he wants!
[13:26] ---
    "No. 1 must spend the
    year dressed as a girl!"
[13:26] ---
    "What?!"
[13:29] ---
    But with only two players,
    we'll make this a simple game
[13:32] ---
    where the person who draws
    the King is the winner.
[13:38] ---
    So why do those two look
    like they're out for blood?!
[13:42] ---
    He's cracking his knuckles!
[13:44] ---
    Is that for good luck?! Please
    tell me that's for good luck!
[13:47] ---
    In the other corner, we have...
[13:51] ---
    A rice ball? It's a rice ball!
[13:53] ---
    She's eager to squish him like a rice ball!
[14:02] ---
    Relax, Yamada. It's just a
    round of the King's Game.
[14:05] ---
    K-Kazama-san...
[14:07] ---
    But you should squat down a bit.
[14:13] ---
    Otherwise, you won't survive.
[14:14] ---
    S-Survive what?!
[14:18] ---
    Like this?
[14:19] ---
    Yep. That's perfect.
[14:22] ---
    There. Won't that make it easier
    for you to get the stick?
[14:27] ---
    Gulp!
[14:28] ---
    Nice try. You just wanted to
    peek inside the can, didn't you?
[14:37] ---
    Wow!
[14:39] ---
    So, who do you think will win?
[14:42] ---
    Good question.
[14:45] ---
    It comes down to a simple contest of luck...
[14:49] ---
    It looks like Shibasaki dropped something.
[14:52] ---
    What is that...?
[14:53] ---
    Dang!
[14:54] ---
    It couldn't be!
[14:55] ---
    It's not--No, it is! I'm sure of it!
[14:59] ---
    "Silver"
[14:59] ---
    It's Silver! It's the Silver Angel!
[15:02] ---
    Hey, Four-Eyes. What is your eyesight again?
[15:06] ---
    Oh, I won this yesterday when I bought
    my first chocolate in ages on a whim.
[15:10] ---
    Yesterday?! On a whim?!
[15:13] ---
    That means Shibasaki-san
    possesses incredible luck!
[15:18] ---
    Yeah. This doesn't look
    good for you, Kazama-kun!
[15:22] ---
    I swear, everyone's overreacting!
[15:24] ---
    Think about it another way.
[15:27] ---
    You used up all of yer luck yesterday.
[15:29] ---
    Doesn't that make you fresh
    outta luck right now?
[15:32] ---
    He used it to his advantage!
[15:34] ---
    Seriously? Can luck actually run out?
[15:37] ---
    That's merely a cliché used by the unlucky.
[15:41] ---
    It does not apply to me.
[15:43] ---
    She doesn't let it faze her!
[15:45] ---
    Well, I guess that's one
    way of lookin' at it.
[15:48] ---
    In that case, I...
[15:50] ---
    ...would like to reflect on last New Year's.
[15:53] ---
    He's throwing a flashback at us?!
[15:55] ---
    I was thinkin' about
    hittin' the local shrine,
[15:58] ---
    so I was walkin' around
    town with my little sister.
[16:00] ---
    That's when I...!
[16:03] ---
    Isn't this...?
[16:05] ---
    "To Tama-chan | From Grandpa"
[16:08] ---
    You found...
[16:09] ---
    ...Tama-chan's New Year's money?!
[16:12] ---
    For the record, there was 10,000
    yen stuffed in that envelope!
[16:15] ---
    Tama-chan, your grandpa
    must love you a whole lot!
[16:19] ---
    I see... Kazama-san, you're pretty lucky
    to have stumbled across 10,000 yen.
[16:26] ---
    Hey, man! The story doesn't end there!
[16:30] ---
    I mean, a kid would feel like it's the
    end of the world if she lost 10,000 yen.
[16:35] ---
    Plus I needed to set a good
    example for my sister.
[16:38] ---
    So I took the money to the police.
[16:42] ---
    Oh, brother! You're the image of
    a good brother! An ideal brother!
[16:48] ---
    You know, he's supposed to be a delinquent.
[16:51] ---
    Did you know?
[16:53] ---
    If something sits in the
    lost-and-found for six months,
[16:56] ---
    whoever dropped it off can
    legally claim it as his own.
[17:01] ---
    That was six months ago.
[17:04] ---
    But... let it be known here and now!
[17:08] ---
    I will not go claim that 10,000 yen!
[17:11] ---
    You're going to...
[17:13] ---
    ...pretend that you never
    found that 10,000 yen!
[17:16] ---
    And reclaim all of the luck you used on it!
[17:19] ---
    And Tama-chan,
[17:19] ---
    "Mental image of Tama-chan"
[17:20] ---
    if you're still alive, go
    to the police already!
[17:23] ---
    This is getting serious! Really serious!
[17:24] ---
    I-I can see their luck!
[17:26] ---
    They both have impressive luck-based
    auras surrounding them!
[17:30] ---
    Luck is surprisingly black, isn't it?
[17:33] ---
    I bet Yamada can't take much more--Yamada!
[17:39] ---
    It looks like I couldn't have
    asked for a better opponent.
[17:43] ---
    Same goes for you.
[17:45] ---
    Kazama-san, may I ask one
    question before we begin?
[17:51] ---
    Kazama-san, what would you
    do with my bag if you won?
[17:54] ---
    Oh, I'd forgotten about that...
[17:58] ---
    Well, it'd serve as proof
    that I defeated you.
[18:02] ---
    I'd carry it around and do
    my best to keep it safe.
[18:13] ---
    That wasn't quite the answer I was expecting.
[18:16] ---
    Are you okay with that?
[18:17] ---
    You know, it's basically a
    flag declarin' your defea--
[18:21] ---
    I'm ready.
[18:26] ---
    I think it's going to serve
    as Kazama-senpai's death flag!
[18:33] ---
    Greedy jerk!
[18:37] ---
    Well, it's just about time
    for us to pack up and go!
[18:42] ---
    Please hurry and draw your sticks!
[18:50] ---
    Is he...?
[18:54] ---
    He's... He's holding her stick
    down with his own stick!
[19:00] ---
    Stupid!
[19:01] ---
    There's no way I'm gonna leave everything
    to luck after comin' this far!
[19:05] ---
    It takes more than luck to become the King!
[19:12] ---
    Whoever ultimately catches the King wins!
[19:16] ---
    Is that allowed?!
[19:18] ---
    Don't fall for it, Roka!
[19:24] ---
    Wh-What?! It all happened too
    fast for my eyes to follow!
[19:27] ---
    He dashed backwards!
[19:28] ---
    He saw it coming?!
[19:30] ---
    Otherwise I couldn't have dodged!
[19:33] ---
    Ah, Yamada!
[19:36] ---
    Yamada!
[19:40] ---
    He used Yamada as a stool?!
[19:42] ---
    "King"
[19:59] ---
    Look! I'm the King.
[20:07] ---
    W-Well, K-K-K-K-K-Kazama is the winner!
[20:26] ---
    What is it?
[20:29] ---
    Nothing. I was just wonderin' what
    type of face you were makin'.
[20:32] ---
    Talk about sick.
[20:34] ---
    Do you admit that you lost the game?!
[20:40] ---
    I sure do. After all, I'm the one
    who asked to enter the tournament.
[20:44] ---
    And now I've lost.
[20:47] ---
    So I'd appreciate it if you
    took good care of my bag.
[20:55] ---
    Otherwise I'll let you have it!
[20:59] ---
    Later!
[21:04] ---
    Oh, yeah. Next time, let's compete in
    something that doesn't test our luck.
[21:18] ---
    Looks like that was a draw.
[21:27] ---
    I should have expected no less from my rival!
[21:31] ---
    I'll let you keep the bag for now.
[21:33] ---
    You're gonna keep challengin' me?!
[21:37] ---
    Isn't that a given?
[21:39] ---
    We shall continue to be romantic
    rivals for Roka-san and her bags...
[21:45] ---
    Love triangle! Love triangle!
    La la la love triangle!
[21:45] ---
    Shuddup! Be quiet! Don't hold my hand!
[21:50] ---
    "First Fujou Academy"
[22:03] ---
    Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game
[22:05] ---
    Let's lose a lot since it's fun
[22:08] ---
    I don't know anything about
[22:10] ---
    
"Bittersweet youth," but I'm
    pulling through somehow!

[22:13] ---
    Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams
[22:15] ---
    If you're gonna play, drop by after school
[22:18] ---
    Maybe our lazy clique
[22:20] ---
    Will make an evolution timeline
[22:24] ---
    I made a new game.
[22:26] ---
    I'm already selling it.
[22:28] ---
    I've already played it...
[22:35] ---
    We really are the strongest out there!
[22:39] ---
    When we're caught in peals of laughter,
[22:42] ---
    It's your chance to bind,
    bind, bind, bind us up

[22:45] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!

[22:48] ---
    Anyway, have fun and give me five
[22:50] ---
    There are hints hidden in today
[22:55] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!

[22:58] ---
    You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!
[23:00] ---
    I've been waiting for you,
    so let's duel... our way!

[23:22] ---
    "Story of Fujou Academy's
    24 Nocturnal Baldies."
[23:27] ---
    What're you doing?!
[23:28] ---
    We're fellow members of
    the 24 Nocturnal Baldies!
[23:32] ---
    I heard you didn't make it to the
    Finals League in that game tournament.
[23:37] ---
    We're in different teams, but it hurts
    our reputation when you guys lose!
[23:43] ---
    What a joke!
[23:45] ---
    Yeah! How dare you wear a wig!
[23:49] ---
    You don't have any pride as a baldy!
[23:52] ---
    They're right!
[23:53] ---
    It's him!
[23:54] ---
    Sheesh. Whether I look to my left or
    to my right, all I see are baldies.
[24:00] ---
    It's the self-proclaimed,
    "I'm Not Bald," Tenjin!
[24:02] ---
    Aren't you in denial about
    your baldness?! Beat it!
[24:07] ---
    I'm sick and tired of lying to myself.
[24:11] ---
    As of now, I'm Tenjin the Bald
    of the 24 Nocturnal Baldies!
[24:15] ---
    Tenjin, that's so cool! Now
    we're the 25 Nocturnal Baldies!
[24:21] ---
    Tenjin?
[24:23] ---
    Tenjin!
[24:25] ---