# 7 - That's Dirty---!!
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Everyone still on the field will
move on to the second round!
**[00:41] ---**
This round's over!
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I made it... somehow.
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There's quite a few survivors.
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But victory will be mine!
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No, it'll be mine!
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You mean mine!
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No, mine!
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*love to fight love to fight Does
it matter if it's soy or love?*
**[01:22] ---**
*love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight*
**[01:26] ---**
*Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
high; Every day is a rollercoaster*
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*You're stunning, understand?
I feel like good tungsten*
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*I never know why*
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*Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
and effect in a copyrightable way*
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*Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
spike and lose all your cash*
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*You never know why; Isn't that right?*
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*We're a group of geeks with ambition,
despair, and angler fish... Just kidding*
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*We're such dramatic sleazebags
that we're heretics*
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*Let's tackle making some games!*
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*It's not like we haven't figured that out,
so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
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*If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)*
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*It's not like we haven't
figured that much out,*
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*which earns another halleluiah
(Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
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*Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,*
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*Or a great demon king
doesn't destroy the world,*
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*I'm very much about to get a...*
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*Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
(Oh!) game over alright*
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Huh? What?!
**[02:51] ---**
Where am I?!
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What a relief! You've finally come to.
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"That's Dirty---!!"
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I've been worried sick!
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What're you doing, creep?!
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Hey, let go!
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Dang, you're strong! That's a killer grip!
**[03:12] ---**
Kazama-*kun*, I see you've finally
regained consciousness.
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C'mon, man! Let go!
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I'm so relieved! Do you
feel strange anywhere?
**[03:20] ---**
Funabori, I think *you* look strange!
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Somehow I got put on the first aid team
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when I was tending to you, Kazama-*kun*.
**[03:28] ---**
Inada-*san* figured we might as well
dress up and provided these uniforms.
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"Tournament Chart"
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I swear you're always crying. Are you okay?
**[03:36] ---**
Y-Yeah...
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W-Well, if you're cool with wearin' that...
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Wait, what about tending to me?!
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W-Well, Takao-*san*'s breast
shot at you--Scratch that!
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The zipper shot off her tracksuit
jacket and hit your forehead...
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Oh, yeah! She zipper-shot me!
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I'll get her for that!
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T-T-T-Takao-*san* didn't mean anything by it!
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She felt really horrible!
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She even helped dress your injury.
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She did...?
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And here I thought she was all thumbs...
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I handled the bandages...
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"Kazama"
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Please...
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Um, T-Takao-*san* finished you off!
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She already knocked me out.
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Was she kicking me while I was down?!
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No, I didn't mean it like that!
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Yeah. I know, I know.
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Anyway, thank you.
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Yep!
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So what's up with this?! Let go already!
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I'm afraid that's a no can do!
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You see, the next semifinal is a
thumb war between you and Shioh-*kun.*
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Thumb war...?
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Wait, *semifinal*?!
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At last, the time has come!
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We finally get our duel, Kazama-*kun*!
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That's right. Thinking back, our duel is
what got this whole tournament started.
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For the record, the tournament has
progressed quite a bit while you were out cold.
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"Kazama, Shikiba, Shioh, To T. Kyo,
Tennohzu, Shibasaki, Oimachi, Osaki, Jijou, Shinagawa"
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"Kazama, Shikiba, Shioh"
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I zoomed to the top!
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Am I allowed to get off that easy?
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Yep! All of the remaining
contestants gave their approval.
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Seriously?!
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And that's the deal. Since
Kazama*-kun* is still out cold,
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could we say he's a seeded
player and see if he comes to?
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"Shikiba"
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I'm cool with that.
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"Osaki"
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Well, that was pretty much an accident.
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"To T. Kyo"
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This is how I'll show him my respect for
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nobly protecting Takao-*san
*from Fifty-Fifty Fujisaki.
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"Shinonome"
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That attack was something else...
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I bet he's going to need some rest.
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"Oimachi"
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No objections here.
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His disqualification now
would prove problematic.
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"Tennohzu & Isle"
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I want to face Kazama fair-and-square
in an open match!
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Guys, thank you...
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Nah, it's nothing...
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"Jijou"
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Really, it's nothing at all!
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"Shinagawa"
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Yeah, it's cool. But just so you know...
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We won't hold back when he comes to!
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Everyone's so nice!
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But none of ya made it to the semifinals!
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We're rooting for you!
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Now they're rooting for me...
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What about the other semifinal?
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It's being held right as we speak.
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The two contestants are
already a battered mess!
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How many tackles will it
take before they collapse?
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Are they immortal or what?
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What game are they supposed to be playing?
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M-Musical chairs.
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Musical chairs?!
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This doesn't look remotely
like the game I know!
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"Yay!"
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"Shoot!" "Yay!"
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For one thing, where's the chair...?
**[07:06] ---**
Found it! But they aren't even looking at it!
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It started out like a normal
game of musical chairs,
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but somewhere along the line...
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Are they stupid?
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Now then, it's about time
we began our own game!
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Hold your opponent's thumb
down for ten seconds to win!
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Ready, go!
**[07:37] ---**
Hey, wait! Whoa!
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How come we aren't gettin' any attention?!
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MC, do your job and report
what's happenin' over here!
**[08:00] ---**
Huh? Commenting on a game that
abides by the rules isn't any fun!
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Oh, look at that!
**[08:05] ---**
Twist it up a bit!
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What's wrong with following the rules?!
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Once your boobies start jiggling,
I'll watch your game.
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That'll never happen!
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Damn those punks! Now I have to win!
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I'm the one who will win and get the bag!
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I won't let her win!
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Excuse me...
**[08:33] ---**
What?!
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Kazama-*kun,* if you had to face Takao-*san
*or Shibasaki*-san* in the finals,
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who would you want to fight?
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Why do you wanna know?
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Well, uh, um, I can't say...
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Isn't it obvious who I wanna fight?
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A-And that would be...?
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Whoever wins.
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Um, in other words, you
don't care who you face?
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I mean, isn't the winner
the stronger of the two?
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If I face her and win, I'm the true victor!
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That's all there is to it.
**[09:11] ---**
That may be true, but earlier you declared
that you wanted to face Shibasaki-*san.*
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Yeah, but there's no point if
she loses before she gets to me.
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What?
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He doesn't care who he faces...?
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But I might like that better...
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Kazama-*san,* I wish you'd give it a rest.
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It'd be a dream come true
if she participated.
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First you said that you don't
really care about my bag...
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And now you're saying you'd be
happy to fight whoever wins,
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despite claiming you wanted to face me!
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How much mud must you throw on
my face before you're satisfied?
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Whoa! What the heck's going
on?! Is this for real?!
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She's seriously... ticked.
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Dodge, Takao!
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Something horrible will happen
if she lands a direct hit!
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"Something horrible"? F-For instance?
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Takao's shirt will explode on impact.
Or she'll puff up... I think.
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But...
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This is the one time I
don't wanna lose to you!
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I'll take you on!
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I will force your tackle back!
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Th-That's dirty!
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But now that I think about it,
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isn't this how you normally
win according to the rules?
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Yes, it is. It certainly
is, but... But still...
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She's my opponent, huh?
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Now I'll be forced to fight Roka-*san*,
but that's how the cookie crumbles!
**[11:11] ---**
So be it! I will brace myself for what lays
ahead as I aspire to enter the finals!
**[11:16] ---**
As such, Kazama-*kun*, I must hurry
and bring our match to an...
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Ah, you're so kind!
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Th-That's ten seconds...
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Kazama struck while Shioh was
distracted and stole victory!
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He also played dirty!
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These two nasty players
have risen to the finals!
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Is this acceptable? Is it really acceptable?
**[11:43] ---**
"Hey, Here's the Games!"
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Tournaments are cruel.
**[11:48] ---**
Here you go. Determine
what the finals will be.
**[11:51] ---**
I hate to see how this
is going to turn out...
**[11:55] ---**
Let's see, the game for the finals will be...
**[11:58] ---**
"The King's Game"
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With only two players?!
**[12:12] ---**
But they're ready to go!
**[12:26] ---**
I didn't expect to run into
you on the way home, my boy!
**[12:29] ---**
Dad, I want to eat *yakitori*!
**[12:32] ---**
*Yakitori*? Sounds good!
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Dad!
**[12:38] ---**
What is it?
**[12:39] ---**
There is some incredible chi
flowing from that direction!
**[12:42] ---**
"These are minor characters."
**[12:42] ---**
That's in the direction of the school
festival I just took you to!
**[12:45] ---**
I'm sure that chi must belong to one
of those ladies we saw back then!
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Incredible! And to think I still haven't
so much as noticed the chi yet!
**[12:54] ---**
"These are minor characters."
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The little rascal!
**[12:57] ---**
He surpassed me without my ever realizing it!
**[13:10] ---**
Eh, so I'd like to commence the
finals--A round of the King's Game.
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Here's a rundown of the rules.
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Gather up a bunch of wooden sticks.
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Number them according to
the number of players,
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"King"
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with one designated the winning stick.
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If you draw the winning
stick, you're the King.
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Everyone else is a commoner.
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The King can order the commoners
to do anything he wants!
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"No. 1 must spend the
year dressed as a girl!"
**[13:26] ---**
"What?!"
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But with only two players,
we'll make this a simple game
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where the person who draws
the King is the winner.
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So why do those two look
like they're out for blood?!
**[13:42] ---**
He's cracking his knuckles!
**[13:44] ---**
Is that for good luck?! Please
tell me that's for good luck!
**[13:47] ---**
In the other corner, we have...
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A rice ball? It's a rice ball!
**[13:53] ---**
She's eager to squish him like a rice ball!
**[14:02] ---**
Relax, Yamada. It's just a
round of the King's Game.
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K-Kazama-*san...*
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But you should squat down a bit.
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Otherwise, you won't survive.
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S-Survive what?!
**[14:18] ---**
Like this?
**[14:19] ---**
Yep. That's perfect.
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There. Won't that make it easier
for you to get the stick?
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Gulp!
**[14:28] ---**
Nice try. You just wanted to
peek inside the can, didn't you?
**[14:37] ---**
Wow!
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So, who do you think will win?
**[14:42] ---**
Good question.
**[14:45] ---**
It comes down to a simple contest of luck...
**[14:49] ---**
It looks like Shibasaki dropped something.
**[14:52] ---**
What is that...?
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Dang!
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It couldn't be!
**[14:55] ---**
It's not--No, it is! I'm sure of it!
**[14:59] ---**
"Silver"
**[14:59] ---**
It's Silver! It's the Silver Angel!
**[15:02] ---**
Hey, Four-Eyes. What is your eyesight again?
**[15:06] ---**
Oh, I won this yesterday when I bought
my first chocolate in ages on a whim.
**[15:10] ---**
Yesterday?! On a whim?!
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That means Shibasaki-*san
*possesses incredible luck!
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Yeah. This doesn't look
good for you, Kazama-*kun*!
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I swear, everyone's overreacting!
**[15:24] ---**
Think about it another way.
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You used up all of yer luck yesterday.
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Doesn't that make you fresh
outta luck right now?
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He used it to his advantage!
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Seriously? Can luck actually run out?
**[15:37] ---**
That's merely a cliché used by the unlucky.
**[15:41] ---**
It does not apply to me.
**[15:43] ---**
She doesn't let it faze her!
**[15:45] ---**
Well, I guess that's one
way of lookin' at it.
**[15:48] ---**
In that case, I...
**[15:50] ---**
...would like to reflect on last New Year's.
**[15:53] ---**
He's throwing a flashback at us?!
**[15:55] ---**
I was thinkin' about
hittin' the local shrine,
**[15:58] ---**
so I was walkin' around
town with my little sister.
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That's when I...!
**[16:03] ---**
Isn't this...?
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"To Tama-*chan* | From Grandpa"
**[16:08] ---**
You found...
**[16:09] ---**
...Tama-*chan*'s New Year's money?!
**[16:12] ---**
For the record, there was 10,000
yen stuffed in that envelope!
**[16:15] ---**
Tama-*chan,* your grandpa
must love you a whole lot!
**[16:19] ---**
I see... Kazama-*san*, you're pretty lucky
to have stumbled across 10,000 yen.
**[16:26] ---**
Hey, man! The story doesn't end there!
**[16:30] ---**
I mean, a kid would feel like it's the
end of the world if she lost 10,000 yen.
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Plus I needed to set a good
example for my sister.
**[16:38] ---**
So I took the money to the police.
**[16:42] ---**
Oh, brother! You're the image of
a good brother! An ideal brother!
**[16:48] ---**
You know, he's supposed to be a delinquent.
**[16:51] ---**
Did you know?
**[16:53] ---**
If something sits in the
lost-and-found for six months,
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whoever dropped it off can
legally claim it as his own.
**[17:01] ---**
That was six months ago.
**[17:04] ---**
But... let it be known here and now!
**[17:08] ---**
I will not go claim that 10,000 yen!
**[17:11] ---**
You're going to...
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...pretend that you never
found that 10,000 yen!
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And reclaim all of the luck you used on it!
**[17:19] ---**
And Tama-*chan*,
**[17:19] ---**
"Mental image of Tama-*chan*"
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if you're still alive, go
to the police already!
**[17:23] ---**
This is getting serious! Really serious!
**[17:24] ---**
I-I can see their luck!
**[17:26] ---**
They both have impressive luck-based
auras surrounding them!
**[17:30] ---**
Luck is surprisingly black, isn't it?
**[17:33] ---**
I bet Yamada can't take much more--Yamada!
**[17:39] ---**
It looks like I couldn't have
asked for a better opponent.
**[17:43] ---**
Same goes for you.
**[17:45] ---**
Kazama-*san*, may I ask one
question before we begin?
**[17:51] ---**
Kazama-*san*, what would you
do with my bag if you won?
**[17:54] ---**
Oh, I'd forgotten about that...
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Well, it'd serve as proof
that I defeated you.
**[18:02] ---**
I'd carry it around and do
my best to keep it safe.
**[18:13] ---**
That wasn't quite the answer I was expecting.
**[18:16] ---**
Are you okay with that?
**[18:17] ---**
You know, it's basically a
flag declarin' your defea--
**[18:21] ---**
I'm ready.
**[18:26] ---**
I think it's going to serve
as Kazama-*senpai*'s death flag!
**[18:33] ---**
Greedy jerk!
**[18:37] ---**
Well, it's just about time
for us to pack up and go!
**[18:42] ---**
Please hurry and draw your sticks!
**[18:50] ---**
Is he...?
**[18:54] ---**
He's... He's holding her stick
down with his own stick!
**[19:00] ---**
Stupid!
**[19:01] ---**
There's no way I'm gonna leave everything
to luck after comin' this far!
**[19:05] ---**
It takes more than luck to become the King!
**[19:12] ---**
Whoever ultimately catches the King wins!
**[19:16] ---**
Is that allowed?!
**[19:18] ---**
Don't fall for it, Roka!
**[19:24] ---**
Wh-What?! It all happened too
fast for my eyes to follow!
**[19:27] ---**
He dashed backwards!
**[19:28] ---**
He saw it coming?!
**[19:30] ---**
Otherwise I couldn't have dodged!
**[19:33] ---**
Ah, Yamada!
**[19:36] ---**
Yamada!
**[19:40] ---**
He used Yamada as a stool?!
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"King"
**[19:59] ---**
Look! I'm the King.
**[20:07] ---**
W-Well, K-K-K-K-K-Kazama is the winner!
**[20:26] ---**
What is it?
**[20:29] ---**
Nothing. I was just wonderin' what
type of face you were makin'.
**[20:32] ---**
Talk about sick.
**[20:34] ---**
Do you admit that you lost the game?!
**[20:40] ---**
I sure do. After all, I'm the one
who asked to enter the tournament.
**[20:44] ---**
And now I've lost.
**[20:47] ---**
So I'd appreciate it if you
took good care of my bag.
**[20:55] ---**
Otherwise I'll let you have it!
**[20:59] ---**
Later!
**[21:04] ---**
Oh, yeah. Next time, let's compete in
something that doesn't test our luck.
**[21:18] ---**
Looks like that was a draw.
**[21:27] ---**
I should have expected no less from my rival!
**[21:31] ---**
I'll let you keep the bag for now.
**[21:33] ---**
You're gonna keep challengin' me?!
**[21:37] ---**
Isn't that a given?
**[21:39] ---**
We shall continue to be romantic
rivals for Roka-*san* and her bags...
**[21:45] ---**
Love triangle! Love triangle!
La la la love triangle!
**[21:45] ---**
Shuddup! Be quiet! Don't hold my hand!
**[21:50] ---**
"First Fujou Academy"
**[22:03] ---**
*Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game*
**[22:05] ---**
*Let's lose a lot since it's fun*
**[22:08] ---**
*I don't know anything about*
**[22:10] ---**
*"Bittersweet youth," but I'm
pulling through somehow!*
**[22:13] ---**
*Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams*
**[22:15] ---**
*If you're gonna play, drop by after school*
**[22:18] ---**
*Maybe our lazy clique*
**[22:20] ---**
*Will make an evolution timeline*
**[22:24] ---**
*I made a new game.*
**[22:26] ---**
*I'm already selling it.*
**[22:28] ---**
*I've already played it...*
**[22:35] ---**
*We really are the strongest out there!*
**[22:39] ---**
*When we're caught in peals of laughter,*
**[22:42] ---**
*It's your chance to bind,
bind, bind, bind us up*
**[22:45] ---**
*Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!*
**[22:48] ---**
*Anyway, have fun and give me five*
**[22:50] ---**
*There are hints hidden in today*
**[22:55] ---**
*Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!*
**[22:58] ---**
*You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!*
**[23:00] ---**
*I've been waiting for you,
so let's duel... our way!*
**[23:22] ---**
"Story of Fujou Academy's
24 Nocturnal Baldies."
**[23:27] ---**
What're you doing?!
**[23:28] ---**
We're fellow members of
the 24 Nocturnal Baldies!
**[23:32] ---**
I heard you didn't make it to the
Finals League in that game tournament.
**[23:37] ---**
We're in different teams, but it hurts
our reputation when you guys lose!
**[23:43] ---**
What a joke!
**[23:45] ---**
Yeah! How dare you wear a wig!
**[23:49] ---**
You don't have any pride as a baldy!
**[23:52] ---**
They're right!
**[23:53] ---**
It's him!
**[23:54] ---**
Sheesh. Whether I look to my left or
to my right, all I see are baldies.
**[24:00] ---**
It's the self-proclaimed,
"I'm Not Bald," Tenjin!
**[24:02] ---**
Aren't you in denial about
your baldness?! Beat it!
**[24:07] ---**
I'm sick and tired of lying to myself.
**[24:11] ---**
As of now, I'm Tenjin the Bald
of the 24 Nocturnal Baldies!
**[24:15] ---**
Tenjin, that's so cool! Now
we're the 25 Nocturnal Baldies!
**[24:21] ---**
Tenjin?
**[24:23] ---**
Tenjin!
**[24:25] ---**