4 - They’re the Band of 14 Devils!!

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[00:38] ---
    "Now we're the Real Game Creation Club"
    "Celebrating Victory" "Won at the FuF Festival!!"
[00:54] ---
    Takao's Secret Slash Attack!
[00:57] ---
    What the heck...?
[00:59] ---
    "What is Takao's Secret Slash Attack?!!"
[01:00] ---
    What is Takao's Secret Slash Attack?!
[01:03] ---
    It converts the kinetic energy obtained
[01:03] ---
    "If only I had big boobs!"
[01:06] ---
    from hyper-bouncing boobs
    into offensive power,
[01:07] ---
    allowing one to smite her foe.
[01:09] ---
    This secret technique is passed
    down the famous Takao family line!
[01:12] ---
    "I want boobs! And make 'em massive!"
[01:12] ---
    But only those with monster
    melons can master this move.
[01:16] ---
    "You can't master the secret
    technique with that flat chest!!"
[01:16] ---
    Men and boobless women cannot
    master this rare move!
[01:19] ---
    "I'm sorry, Father!"
[01:22] ---
    I'm sure that's how the story goes!
[01:25] ---
    Grrr! Curse the Takao family
    and their perfect figures!
[01:28] ---
    Don't create a backstory for me!
[01:35] ---
    Uh, so then, I would like to begin the
    meeting to decide our official club title.
[01:41] ---
    Okay!
[01:43] ---
    All righty, everyone!
[01:44] ---
    Please write your suggestion on
    the whiteboard in front of you.
[01:49] ---
    "Game Creation Club Saturn" "Graaah!"
[01:51] ---
    What gives? Are you trying
    to make it sound like a game?
[01:56] ---
    What about Saturn sounds game-ish?
[01:58] ---
    Guess not. She's simply a dirt fanatic.
[02:01] ---
    Rejected due to sounding cool!
[02:03] ---
    You serious?
[02:04] ---
    Then I'm next!
[02:05] ---
    "Dolphin Game Creation Club"
[02:07] ---
    You did a good job mixing in
    your water type, but so what?
[02:11] ---
    The dolphin...
[02:13] ---
    It's drawing you in?!
[02:15] ---
    "Dengeki Game Creation Club Station"
[02:16] ---
    You randomly popped up just to show us that?!
[02:19] ---
    All of your suggestions are
    cute or cool, so they're out!
[02:22] ---
    I bet she's gonna reject everything...
[02:24] ---
    It looks like everything is
    riding on you, Kazama-san.
[02:28] ---
    Me?!
[02:29] ---
    Yes! I have high hopes for you.
[02:31] ---
    "Game Creation Club No. 2"
[02:34] ---
    That's so common...
[02:37] ---
    Damn it! Why? Mine is the most accurate!
[02:42] ---
    I think his is fine, personally.
[02:45] ---
    You're actually a nice gal, aren't ya?
[02:47] ---
    Uh, yeah...
[02:51] ---
    "Game Creation Club No. 2"
[02:51] ---
    To be honest, I actually
    thought this was pretty nice!
[02:55] ---
    That line came a little too late...
[02:58] ---
    I hate to say this after you've
    gotten so excited, but...
[03:02] ---
    The club's official name
    was determined ages ago.
[03:05] ---
    What?!
[03:06] ---
    Then why were you thinking up names with us?!
[03:10] ---
    I wanted to interact with
    you students a bit...
[03:12] ---
    You reflect poorly on all teachers!
[03:14] ---
    When you become an official club,
    isn't your name usually set in stone?
[03:18] ---
    Y-You have a point...
[03:21] ---
    So what's our official name?
[03:23] ---
    You're officially the "Game
    Creation Club (Provisional)."
[03:26] ---
    "Game Creation Club (Provisional)"
[03:29] ---
    "(Provisional)" is official?
[03:36] ---
    Hey, Provisional Club!
[03:37] ---
    "But runs in fear of a counterattack"
[03:38] ---
    Pirates of the Provisional Club!
[03:40] ---
    You little--! You're just a pair of boobs!
[03:44] ---
    Kazama-san, are you okay with this name?
[03:49] ---
    Well, I don't see why not. It suits you guys.
[03:56] ---
    Huh?! What's that supposed to mean?!
[03:58] ---
    Are you implying that we're
    the "Whatever Club"?!
[04:00] ---
    That's not what I'm gettin' at!
[04:03] ---
    But it's what I think.
[04:05] ---
    Say...
[04:07] ---
    Roka, um... I'm sorry I laughed.
[04:12] ---
    Takao-san.
[04:16] ---
    Kazama, you too.
[04:17] ---
    'K-kay...
[04:19] ---
    That's all!
[04:22] ---
    Well, it looks like she didn't mean
    anything by it. Isn't that great?
[04:27] ---
    Yay...
[04:29] ---
    Secret Move: Eye Jab of Darkness!
[04:32] ---
    What?!
[04:41] ---
    love to fight love to fight Does
    it matter if it's soy or love?
[04:44] ---
    love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight
[04:48] ---
    Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
    high; Every day is a rollercoaster
[04:51] ---
    You're stunning, understand?
    I feel like good tungsten
[04:54] ---
    I never know why
[04:58] ---
    Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
    and effect in a copyrightable way
[05:01] ---
    Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
    spike and lose all your cash
[05:04] ---
    You never know why; Isn't that right?
[05:09] ---
    We're a group of geeks with ambition,
    despair, and angler fish... Just kidding
[05:17] ---
    We're such dramatic sleazebags
    that we're heretics
[05:19] ---
    Let's tackle making some games!
[05:24] ---
    It's not like we haven't figured that out,
    so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[05:31] ---
    If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
    it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)
[05:38] ---
    It's not like we haven't
    figured that much out,
[05:41] ---
    which earns another halleluiah
    (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[05:44] ---
    Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,
[05:49] ---
    Or a great demon king
    doesn't destroy the world,
[05:53] ---
    I'm very much about to get a...
[05:56] ---
    Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
    (Oh!) game over alright
[06:04] ---
    "They're the Band of 14 Devils!!"
[06:05] ---
    Ken-chan, you sure 'bout skipping
    out on that game club today?
[06:08] ---
    It's cool! I don't have to
    attend every single day.
[06:12] ---
    You seem to be enjoying
    yourself these days, Ken-chan.
[06:15] ---
    Yeah, right!
[06:20] ---
    Look sharp! They're delinquents.
[06:21] ---
    So are we.
[06:23] ---
    Oh, yeah.
[06:25] ---
    Hey, you're making it hard for
    other pedestrians to get by!
[06:31] ---
    They're the Band of 14 Devils!
[06:33] ---
    "Out for personal reasons"
[06:33] ---
    They're the Band of 14 Devils!
[06:35] ---
    A-Ataru?!
[06:36] ---
    Who're they?
[06:38] ---
    Out of all the infamous delinquents at
    Fujou Academy, they are feared the most!
[06:42] ---
    They are the Band of 14 Devils!
[06:42] ---
    "Band of 14 Devils"
[06:44] ---
    A band?!
[06:46] ---
    Does the gang use instruments as weapons?!
[06:49] ---
    No, they're a disruptive gang that
    hogs the rhythm games at arcades.
[06:53] ---
    Even students from other schools
    are issuing complaints.
[06:55] ---
    They're just hittin' the arcade!
[06:58] ---
    "Leader: Odawara"
[06:58] ---
    Huh? You gotta problem with us?
[07:02] ---
    "The Not Particularly Strange Myokaku"
[07:02] ---
    Oh, I know all about these guys!
[07:05] ---
    They're the hicks from that
    something-or-other group that just cropped up.
[07:08] ---
    He doesn't know squat!
[07:10] ---
    Then I'll just have to give you a lesson!
[07:12] ---
    You'll learn how terrifying
    the Band of 14 Devils is!
[07:16] ---
    "Game Creation Club (Provisional)"
[07:17] ---
    Searching for rare porn mags,
[07:19] ---
    this space adventure is meant
    for rough and wild space men!
[07:22] ---
    You need four people to play this game.
[07:25] ---
    That four player requirement
    is a nasty rule, huh?
[07:28] ---
    It leaves room for further improvement.
[07:31] ---
    One, two, three... four!
[07:34] ---
    There's no way I'll play that vulgar game!
[07:37] ---
    And what is the meaning of this, anyway?
[07:39] ---
    It-It's horrible!
[07:42] ---
    K-Kenji...
[07:44] ---
    The Band of 14 Devils kicked
    his butt and took off with him!
[07:49] ---
    And you thought nothing of saving yourself?
[07:52] ---
    Don't be silly! For one thing,
    I merely supply information.
[07:55] ---
    I have absolutely no intention
    of participating in a fight.
[07:57] ---
    I couldn't care less.
[07:59] ---
    A-At any rate, you need
    to hurry and save him!
[08:02] ---
    B-B-B-But! But if I did that, I'd injure
    Kazama-san's pride as a delinquent.
[08:08] ---
    Don't be stupid!
[08:12] ---
    Aren't you his club president?!
[08:14] ---
    You need to clean up his mess!
[08:19] ---
    Huh? He's a big boy; he can
    clean up after himself!
[08:22] ---
    I should think so!
[08:23] ---
    Shut up over there!
[08:27] ---
    So what are you going to do?
[08:28] ---
    P-P-Pee...
[08:30] ---
    Pee?
[08:32] ---
    The pee!
[08:34] ---
    What pee?
[08:35] ---
    That head butt and the pressure from
    your boobs compressed my bladder.
[08:40] ---
    In other words, I've gotta go pee--
[08:40] ---
    Go already!
[08:47] ---
    Uh, Chitose and Sakura,
    would you accompany me?
[08:54] ---
    Uhhh, I guess I don't mind.
[08:56] ---
    If that's an order!
[09:02] ---
    Well, we're heading on out.
[09:05] ---
    Let's hurry. I can't hold it much longer.
[09:08] ---
    Good grief. She's such a handful.
[09:12] ---
    You're leaving me like this?!
[09:15] ---
    Uh, Vice President, please untie me!
[09:20] ---
    "Grin!"
[09:21] ---
    You're grinning? Why are you grinning?!
[09:23] ---
    It's not like I wanted to get tied up!
[09:25] ---
    I'm not like you!
[09:28] ---
    Help! I'm gonna have an accident!
[09:39] ---
    So you're finally awake.
[09:41] ---
    You had some nerve, standing up to
    us when there were only three of you.
[09:45] ---
    We're the freaking Band of 14 Devils!
[09:48] ---
    "Band of 14 Devils!!"
[09:49] ---
    "Kazama kicked their butts
    | Out for personal reasons"
[09:51] ---
    Man! I thought they were a ragtag team,
    but they were surprisingly tough.
[09:56] ---
    We aren't your typical gamers!
[09:58] ---
    Lemme tell ya why!
[10:00] ---
    We workout our fingers and arms
    daily, all for rhythm gaming!
[10:04] ---
    And someday, we will conquer Fujou Academy!
[10:11] ---
    Leader, check this out! It's incredible!
[10:14] ---
    You jerk! Stay outta my bag!
[10:16] ---
    But I don't remember
    puttin' anything in it...
[10:18] ---
    Whoa! What is this?!
[10:20] ---
    What is it?!
[10:21] ---
    "The Scramble for Porn Mags in
    Space Game, VoL. 2" "4 Players"
[10:23] ---
    Th-The Scramble for Porn Mags in Space Game?!
[10:27] ---
    How dare she stuff that in my bag?!
[10:42] ---
    I don't really remember why
    I became a delinquent...
[10:46] ---
    I'd thrash anyone who pissed me off.
[10:49] ---
    If someone tried to pick a
    fight, I'd let 'im have it.
[10:52] ---
    And this is where...
[10:54] ---
    ...it got me?
[10:55] ---
    I'm tellin' ya, we should go first!
[10:57] ---
    No! As your leader, I should go first!
[11:00] ---
    No, me!
[11:01] ---
    You awake, Ken-chan?
[11:04] ---
    Yokoshima! Where's Nagayama?
[11:06] ---
    Up.
[11:08] ---
    How come each of us is bound differently?!
[11:12] ---
    Damn it! The rope isn't about to budge.
[11:14] ---
    And here they're wide open!
[11:17] ---
    It's all thanks to that
    game of yours, Ken-chan.
[11:19] ---
    It isn't mine! She snuck it
    in my bag behind my back.
[11:24] ---
    Like I said, I'm first!
    I'm your freakin' leader!
[11:27] ---
    You're such a moron, Odawara! That
    doesn't mean squat right now!
[11:31] ---
    No honorific title? And here he
    was just calling me "Leader"?
[11:34] ---
    Besides, I think this is an example
    of when a good leader would step down.
[11:38] ---
    Fine! This is a four-player game!
[11:39] ---
    "4 Players Only!" Fine!
    This is a four-player game!
[11:41] ---
    So let's work that out after we
    break up into groups of four!
[11:44] ---
    He isn't stepping down?!
[11:47] ---
    But we like that suggestion!
[11:51] ---
    They fell for it! There are
    currently nine of us here.
[11:54] ---
    We can only make two teams.
[11:56] ---
    This is a surefire way to
    eradicate one of my competitors!
[11:58] ---
    And if my team comes out victorious...
[12:01] ---
    "Team B: Matsuhisa, Kaneko, Haijima, Kodama"
    "Team A: Takezawa, Orihara, Myokaku, Takasaki"
[12:03] ---
    "The Other Team"
[12:05] ---
    I'm the one who got left out?!
[12:09] ---
    Why the heck is he their leader?
[12:12] ---
    All righty! We'll settle
    this with a battle of wills!
[12:16] ---
    A battle of wills?
[12:17] ---
    Right. Which side proves that they
    want to play the game the most, wins!
[12:22] ---
    And for my wager...
[12:25] ---
    I'm putting down this
    picture of Funabori-san!
[12:27] ---
    You for real?!
[12:28] ---
    It's a picture of Funabori-san, who won the
    (unofficial) Miss Best Wife Material Pageant
[12:32] ---
    at this year's FuF Festival!
[12:35] ---
    Who...?
[12:36] ---
    It's even a photo of the domestic
    goddess slipping up in the kitchen!
[12:41] ---
    Talk about rare!
[12:43] ---
    You're bordering on freaky!
[12:46] ---
    But your conviction... isn't lost on me.
[12:49] ---
    Yet a part of me is saying,
    "Don't back down!"
[12:53] ---
    If you're gonna bet Miss Wife
    Funabori-san, then I'll put down...
[12:57] ---
    Here's my photo of Takao-san from the
    Game Creation Club down on the mats!
[13:02] ---
    A-A-A-A-Are you serious?!
[13:04] ---
    It's a picture of the Takao-san?!
[13:05] ---
    Just look at those puppies!
[13:06] ---
    Is she a goddess?
[13:07] ---
    Gimme!
[13:08] ---
    I guess she's famous...
[13:10] ---
    So, can any of you put down
    something that trumps this?!
[13:15] ---
    A-Amazing!
[13:17] ---
    What an incredible force of will!
[13:21] ---
    What is it, Ken-chan?
[13:23] ---
    Well, just now, I was
    wonderin' if she'd be happy
[13:27] ---
    if she saw how they're
    fightin' over her game.
[13:29] ---
    Who?
[13:30] ---
    Forget it. It's nothing...
[13:33] ---
    A-At this rate, I'll still be sitting on
    the sidelines when they reach a conclusion.
[13:38] ---
    I've gotta do something!
[13:40] ---
    Now that it's come to this...!
[13:42] ---
    Hey, guys! All eyes over here!
[13:44] ---
    I'm gonna team up with these punks.
[13:46] ---
    What?!
[13:47] ---
    C'mon! The real fight's just starting!
[13:49] ---
    He's way too desperate.
[13:51] ---
    You shouldn't be turning to us!
[13:53] ---
    I'm begging you!
[13:54] ---
    Don't beg!
[13:56] ---
    I'm not gonna play that game.
[13:57] ---
    Why not?! Wasn't it your
    porn mag game to begin with?
[14:00] ---
    I told you, it isn't mine!
[14:02] ---
    Let's have fun and play together!
[14:04] ---
    It's a bit late for that!
[14:06] ---
    If you're their leader, let's see you
    put a stop to this stupid dispute!
[14:11] ---
    Oh, okay...
[14:13] ---
    In that case, here's what I'll do...
[14:16] ---
    ...to this crap!
[14:22] ---
    Hey, Odawara! What's wrong with you?!
[14:24] ---
    Shut up! Everyone's fighting
    because of that piece of crap!
[14:28] ---
    I wanna play this game, too!
[14:31] ---
    But there's somethin' I want more...
[14:32] ---
    I just want all of us to get
    along with each other...!
[14:38] ---
    I'm sorry, Leader.
[14:40] ---
    To be honest, I didn't plan on
    playing that photo for real...
[14:44] ---
    And I'm sorry I stopped giving
    you any titles of respect.
[14:44] ---
    Leader! Leader! Leader! Leader!
[14:48] ---
    Guys!
[14:50] ---
    Thank God! Everything's back to normal.
[14:54] ---
    It sucks I couldn't play that
    game, but I'm truly hap--
[14:58] ---
    Leader! Leader!
[14:59] ---
    Did he snap the ropes with
    his own brute strength?!
[15:02] ---
    How dare you attack Leader?!
[15:04] ---
    I don't know why...
[15:08] ---
    I don't know why I did that either...
[15:09] ---
    Huh? What's he saying?
[15:11] ---
    He's annoying! Let's beat the heck outta him!
[15:13] ---
    It's like I totally lost my
    cool for a second there...
[15:17] ---
    Why don't we go ahead and bury him for now?
[15:19] ---
    That's a great idea!
[15:20] ---
    No, no! We should toss him into the pool!
[15:23] ---
    That's cruel!
[15:25] ---
    No, we should stuff him in
    a bag. It'll be pitch black.
[15:28] ---
    I see...
[15:31] ---
    Who the heck are you guys?!
[15:33] ---
    Who, huh?
[15:34] ---
    "Ultimately came"
[15:35] ---
    Just some girls who got lost
[15:36] ---
    on the way home after we left the restroom.
[15:38] ---
    That's the best you could come up with?
[15:42] ---
    What the heck?
[15:43] ---
    And isn't that the Student Body President?!
[15:44] ---
    T-Takao-san, I'm sorry!
[15:46] ---
    Why'd you apologize?
[15:48] ---
    Wh-What brought such big fish out here...?
[15:51] ---
    Was it you?! Did you bring them here?!
[15:54] ---
    This wasn't my doing!
[15:55] ---
    No, we're here for him.
[15:57] ---
    See?!
[15:58] ---
    You scumbag! It's not fair how
    four girls came to rescue you!
[16:02] ---
    There are fourteen of us, but not
    a single one of us has a girl!
[16:06] ---
    Whoa! I think you've got the wrong idea here!
[16:08] ---
    But dang, I'm totally blown away!
[16:11] ---
    Who knew the Prez was this twerp's woman?
[16:14] ---
    What?!
[16:15] ---
    Huh? S-Sorry!
[16:17] ---
    Th-Then are you his girl?
[16:22] ---
    I'm not sure what that means...
[16:23] ---
    Th-Then how about you?
[16:26] ---
    That's right! It isn't an
    overstatement when I say
[16:29] ---
    that Kazama-san and I are bound by
    an inseverable bond that runs deep.
[16:34] ---
    For some reason... that rings false.
[16:36] ---
    Th-Th-Then d-does that m-mean
    he's d-dating T-Takao-san...?
[16:41] ---
    Huh? What? There isn't anything
    going on between the two of us.
[16:45] ---
    It can't be true!
[16:46] ---
    Sounds awfully fishy!
[16:47] ---
    I said we aren't like that!
[16:50] ---
    I-I'm sorry!
[16:53] ---
    Huh? Then what are you to him?
[16:56] ---
    We're...
[16:58] ---
    ...his friends in the Game Creation Club!
[17:00] ---
    What?!
[17:02] ---
    Now let's get this over with nice and quick!
[17:05] ---
    I've been getting complaints
    from the arcades.
[17:07] ---
    Those girls are itching for a fight!
[17:10] ---
    But this is a golden opportunity!
[17:12] ---
    What?!
[17:13] ---
    It's our chance to defeat the President
    and reign supreme at Fujou Academy!
[17:17] ---
    The heck?! You're itching for a fight, too?
[17:19] ---
    B-But they're a bunch of girls!
[17:22] ---
    You're such a moron, Cockscomb!
[17:24] ---
    Cocks--?!
[17:25] ---
    If you wanna rule, you've
    gotta harden your heart!
[17:29] ---
    We want this badly enough we're
    willing to do that! We wanna rule!
[17:33] ---
    To rule...
[17:38] ---
    D-Damn it!
[17:40] ---
    This is it! I always get
    game over on this song.
[17:45] ---
    I knew it! I won't make it in time!
[17:47] ---
    "Odawara"
[17:53] ---
    I'll lend ya a hand!
[17:54] ---
    Komagawa!
[17:56] ---
    But isn't that cheating?
[17:57] ---
    Does it matter? Playin' together
    is an art in and of itself.
[18:01] ---
    Although I bet this'll be a
    piece of cake for the two of us.
[18:04] ---
    If everyone in our team
    worked together like this,
[18:08] ---
    conquering the school might
    be a breeze! Just saying!
[18:11] ---
    "Injured due to battle"
[18:14] ---
    I wanna conquer the whole
    school... Just saying!
[18:20] ---
    We're gonna conquer the school!
[18:22] ---
    Yeah!
[18:23] ---
    That's the spirit!
[18:24] ---
    Let's go!
[18:26] ---
    "Band of 14 Devils vs. Girls Who Got Lost
    on the Way Home after Leaving the Restroom"
[18:27] ---
    Don't randomly start fighting!
[18:30] ---
    Damn it! Kodama's already down!
[18:32] ---
    But he's a small fry we only keep
    around to maintain the number 14!
[18:35] ---
    The two of us have killer teamwork!
[18:38] ---
    Eat our Ultimate Twin Dragon Attack!
[18:41] ---
    Dra! Dra! Dra! Dra! Dra! Dra!
[18:44] ---
    That "Dra, Dra" thing is really annoying!
[18:49] ---
    I think I'll call mine...
[18:50] ---
    "No Matter Where You Go, It's a Dra!"
[18:52] ---
    That's a door!
[18:54] ---
    No matter where you go!
[18:55] ---
    "German Village, Tokyo - Kujukuri Beach"
[18:56] ---
    My image of the world is small!
[19:01] ---
    You're good! But what does that
    water have to do with your attacks?
[19:06] ---
    Oh, this?
[19:07] ---
    I don't like touching people unless
    I've taken a liking to them.
[19:11] ---
    So it's meant to cleanse and coat my hand.
[19:15] ---
    Ouch! She sure is cruel.
[19:19] ---
    Hurry and untie me!
[19:20] ---
    I'm working on it!
[19:21] ---
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[19:24] ---
    Really! This is what you
    get for being a delinquent.
[19:27] ---
    Shut it!
[19:28] ---
    Hey, thank you. You were a lifesaver.
[19:31] ---
    Y-You owe me one!
[19:33] ---
    Yeah! I'll pay ya back whenever you like.
[19:42] ---
    Let's tie down the weakest looking twit here!
[19:44] ---
    Take this! The two of us--
[19:54] ---
    Eh?! Um, w-wait just a sec...
[19:57] ---
    Hey!
[19:58] ---
    Wait! Notice how he's completely
    lost the will to fight?
[20:02] ---
    I said to hold up!
[20:04] ---
    This fight is over!
[20:07] ---
    Huh? Kazama-san?
[20:09] ---
    I swear, you get lost in your own
    world when you get serious. Sheesh!
[20:12] ---
    Ah, you! It can't be!
[20:16] ---
    The way you defeat your foes in one blow
    with that bag attack... I'm sure it's you!
[20:21] ---
    You're the girl of legend
    who ended the battle between
[20:24] ---
    the current Student Body President
    and the one before her!
[20:29] ---
    "Ultimate Darkness"
[20:29] ---
    Roka Shibasaki is said to
    be the underground boss!
[20:35] ---
    Uh, what did he just say?
[20:38] ---
    She's the school's underground boss?!
[20:40] ---
    In other words, she's the most
    powerful person at school...
[20:44] ---
    To think that she's the pinnacle
    of what I'm aiming for...
[20:48] ---
    This is so wrong...
[20:50] ---
    Kazama-san, I don't care about being
    the underground boss or anything!
[20:55] ---
    She's wide open! If I defeat the
    underground boss here and now...
[20:59] ---
    I'll become Number One!
[21:06] ---
    Kazama-san!
[21:14] ---
    You bastard!
[21:16] ---
    Don't you dare raise a
    hand against my president!
[21:24] ---
    Th-Thank you.
[21:26] ---
    That's what I should be saying to you.
[21:29] ---
    I owe ya one!
[21:31] ---
    It's the president's duty
    to rescue her club members.
[21:34] ---
    O-Okay...
[21:43] ---
    Well, I'd say that takes care of that.
[21:45] ---
    "The Scramble for Porn Mags
    in Space Game, VoL. 3"
[21:46] ---
    So let's play a game together!
[21:49] ---
    Why is there a volume three?!
[21:52] ---
    Games evolve every day!
[21:54] ---
    What the hell?! Return my rage!
[21:57] ---
    Oh? Did you get upset over something?
[21:59] ---
    Shut up!
[22:01] ---
    Ken-chan, hang in there! Your
    trials have just begun... I think.
[22:18] ---
    Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game
[22:20] ---
    Let's lose a lot since it's fun
[22:23] ---
    I don't know anything about
[22:25] ---
    "Bittersweet youth," but I'm
    pulling through somehow!
[22:28] ---
    Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams
[22:30] ---
    If you're gonna play, drop by after school
[22:33] ---
    Maybe our lazy clique
[22:35] ---
    Will make an evolution timeline
[22:39] ---
    I made a new game.
[22:41] ---
    I'm already selling it.
[22:43] ---
    I've already played it...
[22:50] ---
    We really are the strongest out there!
[22:54] ---
    When we're caught in peals of laughter,
[22:57] ---
    It's your chance to bind,
    bind, bind, bind us up
[22:59] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!
[23:02] ---
    Anyway, have fun and give me five
[23:04] ---
    There are hints hidden in today
[23:09] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!
[23:12] ---
    You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!
[23:15] ---
    I've been waiting for you,
    so let's duel... our way!
[23:37] ---
    Da-da-dan! Legend of the
    Heroic Masochist, Ataru!
[23:43] ---
    As a teacher, I'm afraid I
    can't let this one slide.
[23:47] ---
    You've got it wrong! And
    what's with that stun gun?!
[23:50] ---
    You've left me with no choice.
[23:52] ---
    You just had to step beyond what
    was acceptable in my clubroom.
[23:58] ---
    That stun gun goes way beyond
    what I consider acceptable!
[24:02] ---
    Vice President, please say something!
[24:05] ---
    A jolt from that could do major damage.
[24:09] ---
    But I cannot change the fact that my
    body is aching to get zapped by it!
[24:13] ---
    What?!
[24:15] ---
    Screw it! I'll be a man and
    take what I've got coming!
[24:17] ---
    Here I go!
[24:18] ---
    You're charging?!
[24:19] ---
    There he goes...
[24:21] ---
    "After Ataru got taken down, Takao
    worked to clear the misunderstanding."
[24:23] ---
    "Legend of the Heroic
    Masochist, Ataru" "The End"
[24:23] ---
    Ended up feeling that one!