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8 - I Liked the Pixels...

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[00:36] ---
    "Guidance Office"
[00:38] ---
    Do you know why we called you here?
[00:40] ---
    Because of that hijinks we
    pulled on school grounds?
[00:41] ---
    Well...
[00:44] ---
    I never expected it to get that carried away!
[00:48] ---
    It looks like you're under
    the wrong impression.
[00:51] ---
    Huh? That isn't it?
[00:53] ---
    Then why'd ya haul us in?
[00:55] ---
    The reason why we've called you in...
[00:58] ---
    Well, it's about the zipper-shot incident!
[01:03] ---
    What?! That?!
[01:13] ---
    love to fight love to fight Does
    it matter if it's soy or love?

[01:16] ---
    love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight
[01:20] ---
    Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
    high; Every day is a rollercoaster

[01:23] ---
    You're stunning, understand?
    I feel like good tungsten

[01:26] ---
    I never know why
[01:30] ---
    Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
    and effect in a copyrightable way

[01:33] ---
    Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
    spike and lose all your cash

[01:36] ---
    You never know why; Isn't that right?
[01:41] ---
    We're a group of geeks with ambition,
    despair, and angler fish... Just kidding

[01:49] ---
    We're such dramatic sleazebags
    that we're heretics

[01:51] ---
    Let's tackle making some games!
[01:56] ---
    It's not like we haven't figured that out,
    so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)

[02:03] ---
    If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
    it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)

[02:10] ---
    It's not like we haven't
    figured that much out,

[02:13] ---
    which earns another halleluiah
    (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)

[02:16] ---
    Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,
[02:21] ---
    Or a great demon king
    doesn't destroy the world,

[02:25] ---
    I'm very much about to get a...
[02:28] ---
    Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
    (Oh!) game over alright

[02:36] ---
    "I Liked the Pixels..."
[02:36] ---
    They called us in over the zipper-shot?!
[02:40] ---
    That doesn't make any sense.
[02:41] ---
    You see, several teachers and guardians
[02:44] ---
    have expressed concern over
    the tracksuits' durability.
[02:47] ---
    What?! Tracksuit durability?!
[02:49] ---
    Aren't they upset over the wrong thing?!
[02:52] ---
    We have to consider student safety.
[02:55] ---
    Especially now that claims have come in.
[02:57] ---
    Th-This is stupid...
[03:00] ---
    I-I had no idea breaking my tracksuit
    would cause so much trouble...
[03:05] ---
    B-But I can't admit that it broke
[03:06] ---
    because I was squeezing
    into one I'd outgrown...
[03:10] ---
    Of course a tracksuit's gonna
    break if she squeezes into it!
[03:17] ---
    I-I'm sorry.
[03:19] ---
    I'm sorry I used my developmental stage
    as an excuse to hide that I gained weight.
[03:23] ---
    "Gained weight"? Don't tell me she
    doesn't know why her zipper broke!
[03:27] ---
    Calm down, you two. It's true
    that this started with you,
[03:33] ---
    but there is a reason why
    the problem has grown.
[03:36] ---
    There is?
[03:36] ---
    You see,
[03:38] ---
    other students have started
    to copy the zipper-shot!
[03:41] ---
    Why?!
[03:42] ---
    It's the source of an endless
    stream of injured students.
[03:45] ---
    No, no, stop! Why?!
[03:48] ---
    They are the first casualties.
[03:49] ---
    Hiya!
[03:50] ---
    Why?!
[03:51] ---
    Why would you do something so dangerous?
[03:53] ---
    Dangerous?
[03:54] ---
    By re-enacting the zipper-shot,
[03:56] ---
    I could see what it's like to be Takao-san.
[03:58] ---
    Say what?!
[04:00] ---
    How to put it?
[04:01] ---
    You know, they say that if you cup
    your hands while going 100 km/hr,
[04:05] ---
    it feels like you're fondling F-cup boobies!
[04:07] ---
    I figured it'd be like that!
[04:08] ---
    They're worlds apart!
[04:09] ---
    And we totally pulled it off!
[04:12] ---
    Aside from the fact that you're a guy!
[04:14] ---
    What do you have to say about it?
[04:17] ---
    Well...
[04:19] ---
    It hurt.
[04:21] ---
    Mom scolded me for ruining my tracksuit.
[04:23] ---
    No kidding! I figured as much!
[04:24] ---
    You hurt me! Be gentler
    when you fire that thing!
[04:27] ---
    I have to work for free at my parents'
    ramen shop to cover my new tracksuit!
[04:30] ---
    Don't fight!
[04:31] ---
    Hey, can we move on to the next case?
[04:33] ---
    There are more idiots out there?
[04:35] ---
    Idio--?!
[04:36] ---
    This was the worst case.
[04:38] ---
    She's Saginuma, a second year.
[04:40] ---
    When she heard about Takao's
    zipper-shot, she boasted,
[04:43] ---
    "I'm confident in the size of my rack!"
[04:45] ---
    She gave it a try, but her
    zipper never shot off.
[04:45] ---
    Why?!
[04:48] ---
    The shock was so great that she
    has stopped coming to school.
[04:52] ---
    She has her own pride to blame.
[04:54] ---
    And there's nothing wrong with her tracksuit!
[04:56] ---
    How horrible... I wonder if I should
    go apologize to Saginuma-san.
[05:00] ---
    It'd only make things worse.
[05:02] ---
    Why?
[05:03] ---
    Don't you get it?
[05:05] ---
    There are tons more.
[05:06] ---
    There seriously isn't a single
    decent student at this school...
[05:09] ---
    So there you have it.
[05:11] ---
    Now tell us what you think
    about the tracksuits.
[05:13] ---
    Ugh. That's a toughie...
[05:17] ---
    Ma'am, what do you think?
[05:19] ---
    Huh? Why are you asking me?
[05:22] ---
    Don't you always wear a student tracksuit?
[05:25] ---
    H-He's right!
[05:26] ---
    Come to think of it, you're always
    wearing our school tracksuit!
[05:29] ---
    There's gotta be a story behind that!
[05:35] ---
    Yeah...
[05:36] ---
    I wasn't expecting that smug face!
[05:37] ---
    Really, it's a fairly common story.
[05:41] ---
    It happened back when I
    was still a new teacher.
[05:45] ---
    I was so inexperienced back then
[05:46] ---
    that I'd get battered and
    bruised just coming to school.
[05:52] ---
    I made it! It's tough making it
    here from Hachioji on my own...
[05:57] ---
    Hachioji?! That's in the middle of Tokyo!
[05:59] ---
    Don't underestimate Hachioji!
[06:00] ---
    Screw that! And who're you talking to?
[06:02] ---
    Ma'am, you're late again?
[06:05] ---
    Yikes, you're a tattered mess!
[06:08] ---
    This student's name is Totsuka.
[06:10] ---
    She wasn't the best behaved student,
[06:13] ---
    but for some reason, she
    had taken a liking to me.
[06:15] ---
    Really? There are some weird
    students out there, huh?
[06:18] ---
    I can't really remember
    what she looked like--
[06:20] ---
    Wait! I thought you were
    trying to set the mood,
[06:22] ---
    but you were just pulling a blank!
[06:24] ---
    And time passed, leading up
    to her graduation ceremony.
[06:26] ---
    Totsuka was going to graduate.
[06:29] ---
    That's a big time skip!
[06:31] ---
    Ma'am!
[06:35] ---
    Here! You can have it.
[06:39] ---
    Why?
[06:40] ---
    Because your clothes are
    always falling apart!
[06:43] ---
    I just graduated, so I won't
    be wearing it anymore...
[06:47] ---
    I thought that tracksuit would be happy
    if you used it until it got worn out.
[06:53] ---
    You're... To... Toru? Toruko?
[06:57] ---
    Ah, Totsuka?
[06:58] ---
    Ouch, you only vaguely knew
    her name until she graduated!
[07:00] ---
    That's how I got this tracksuit.
[07:02] ---
    And somehow I've managed to wear it
    this whole time without destroying it.
[07:06] ---
    So you're taking good care of it, huh?
[07:09] ---
    "Noborito"
[07:10] ---
    Oh, sorry. Her name wasn't
    Totsuka. It was Noborito.
[07:14] ---
    I'm Noborito!
[07:15] ---
    You got her name wrong! Your
    story's a jumbled mess!
[07:20] ---
    Ma'am, when I graduate, you're welcome
    to take my tracksuit if you like!
[07:24] ---
    She'll forget your name!
[07:26] ---
    Like a tracksuit where the zipper
    shoots off is going to fit me!
[07:29] ---
    She rejected your offer!
[07:31] ---
    I don't need it, either.
[07:32] ---
    No one asked you!
[07:33] ---
    Seeing as I'm a man, I couldn't...
[07:34] ---
    No one asked you!
[07:38] ---
    I'm sorry... I'm sorry for everything...
[07:42] ---
    It's not like the zipper-shot's
    all that common.
[07:45] ---
    I'd be ticked if it was!
[07:47] ---
    And thinking back on it, I don't
    think anyone is really to blame.
[07:58] ---
    Sounds about right.
[07:59] ---
    You don't need to change
    our tracksuits, either.
[08:01] ---
    You've already proven just
    how durable they are.
[08:06] ---
    Yeah. Good point.
[08:08] ---
    I'll admit, it has worn well
    and lasted a long time...
[08:12] ---
    Hasn't it?
[08:13] ---
    All right! You're all dismissed.
[08:15] ---
    'Kay!
[08:16] ---
    Are you sure about this?
[08:18] ---
    We shouldn't even be treating
    this like a legitimate problem.
[08:22] ---
    Takao, don't shoot off any more zippers!
[08:26] ---
    Okay! That won't be a problem.
[08:28] ---
    I bought a baggy replacement.
[08:30] ---
    Are you insinuating something?!
[08:31] ---
    Insinuating what?!
[08:33] ---
    Phew, done at last.
[08:36] ---
    H-Hey...
[08:38] ---
    Th-Thank...
[08:40] ---
    What is it?
[08:42] ---
    You know, I feel bad about
    how I put you out over this.
[08:45] ---
    Why do you feel bad?
[08:49] ---
    They were makin' something
    of nothing! Don't sweat it.
[08:52] ---
    O-Okay...
[08:54] ---
    Later!
[08:55] ---
    S-Say!
[08:58] ---
    A-Are you free this weekend?
[09:01] ---
    Huh?
[09:02] ---
    That could have dragged out if you hadn't
    said what you did to those teachers.
[09:07] ---
    S-So like, I was thinking,
    this Sunday we could...
[09:13] ---
    Are you gonna treat me to somethin'?
[09:14] ---
    Yeah! If it's cool with you,
    let me treat you to something!
[09:30] ---
    Hey, didn't you say somethin'
    about treating me?
[09:35] ---
    Yeah...
[09:36] ---
    Let's check the meaning, 'kay?
[09:38] ---
    It means takin' me to the
    movies or a restaurant, right?
[09:42] ---
    Yeah...
[09:42] ---
    Cool. So I didn't get the wrong idea.
[09:45] ---
    What a relief! That's great!
[09:49] ---
    So what're we doing here?!
    Why are we in line?!
[09:54] ---
    Hey, look at me!
[09:56] ---
    Hey, c'mon!
[09:58] ---
    Hello!
[10:00] ---
    All set! This looks about right.
[10:02] ---
    "Takao Family: Mother"
[10:02] ---
    It's rare to see you get all dolled up!
[10:04] ---
    M-Mom! Is-Is it really?
[10:07] ---
    Normally you go around in a
    t-shirt or a jogging suit.
[10:10] ---
    "Takao Family: Second Oldest Daughter"
[10:10] ---
    And the zipper's even broken.
[10:12] ---
    Oh, well, you see...
[10:15] ---
    Of course she's dressed up!
[10:17] ---
    After all, she's been dying for
    this game to come out today!
[10:22] ---
    Huh?
[10:26] ---
    "Game goes on sale: Magical Village"
[10:27] ---
    "Takao Family: Oldest Daughter"
[10:27] ---
    What? What is it?! Are poltergeists rapping?!
[10:30] ---
    Did they make a rapping sound?!
[10:30] ---
    Wh-What should I do?!
[10:31] ---
    Did you hear rapping? Did you?
[10:31] ---
    The store opens in three hours!
[10:33] ---
    I'm sure they rapped once!
[10:33] ---
    I should call him first!
[10:34] ---
    It sounded like a tremor!
[10:34] ---
    But I've never called him before! Gah!
[10:36] ---
    So where was it? Where?
[10:38] ---
    What can I say? Nothing is
    going according to plan.
[10:43] ---
    I'm sorry for being such a failure.
[10:45] ---
    You shoulda called if you had plans!
[10:47] ---
    I wouldn't mind switching days.
[10:50] ---
    "She basically invited him on the spur of the
    moment, so it'd be unbearable if she had to wait any longer."
[10:52] ---
    Why did I say that?!
[10:54] ---
    "Finds many things unbearable"
[10:56] ---
    Say somethin'.
[10:59] ---
    Well, I'm headin' home.
[11:01] ---
    Treat me to a school lunch sometime.
[11:03] ---
    I'm sleepy!
[11:05] ---
    Come to think of it, you
    still owe me a favor!
[11:07] ---
    Huh?
[11:09] ---
    When you were playing that
    por--uh, Scramble in Space Game,
[11:12] ---
    remember how you made me play?
[11:13] ---
    Didn't you say you'd do
    anything I asked in exchange?
[11:17] ---
    No one told me that I had
    to do anything you asked!
[11:20] ---
    Hang out with me until the game goes on sale!
[11:24] ---
    And then I'll write your debt off!
[11:27] ---
    That's what I'd like...
[11:29] ---
    That's all you want?
[11:31] ---
    Okay, fine. It'd suck if I went
    straight home after coming out here.
[11:40] ---
    So? What sorta game are you gettin' today?
[11:46] ---
    "Magical Village Series"
[11:47] ---
    The legend behind the Magical Village Series!
[11:50] ---
    The first Magical Village
    game was released in 1987
[11:53] ---
    "Welcome to the Magical Village"
[11:55] ---
    and clear to this day, sequels
    are still coming out.
[11:55] ---
    "Oh, Over Yonder is the Magical Village"
[11:57] ---
    "More to the Right, More
    to the Left and Voilà!"
[11:57] ---
    This magic action game is
    representative of Japan!
[11:58] ---
    "Magical Village"
[12:01] ---
    The palace wizard, Mason,
    goes to rescue Queen Ashan,
[12:02] ---
    who keeps getting kidnapped by the
    Demon King for some odd reason.
[12:06] ---
    It has a simple story combined with a
    frustratingly hard difficulty level!
[12:09] ---
    The quality has hardly
    changed for the past decade,
[12:12] ---
    making it a smashing hit with
    old fans and retro gamers.
[12:17] ---
    Of course, the game's content was a plus,
[12:19] ---
    but Mason's charm definitely
    boosted the game's popularity!
[12:19] ---
    Come to think of it, she's the president
    of the Game Creation Club...
[12:23] ---
    It'll take a while to
    tell the game's history!
[12:25] ---
    Okay, then don't tell me.
[12:28] ---
    Welcome to the Magical Village!
[12:30] ---
    The first game went on sale in 1987.
[12:33] ---
    It was a top-quality game at the time,
[12:35] ---
    ushering the gaming
    industry into a new phase.
[12:37] ---
    That's how the legend began!
[12:38] ---
    I just said you didn't need to tell me!
[12:40] ---
    And isn't this long before we were born?
[12:43] ---
    Oh, Over Yonder is the Magical Village!
[12:45] ---
    The next release was a
    record-breaking success!
[12:48] ---
    That title bites! Why didn't they
    make it "Two" or "Super" instead?
[12:51] ---
    "More to the Right, More to the Left
    and Voilà! It's the Magical Village."
[12:56] ---
    Supposedly all of the main staff
    got snatched by another company
[12:58] ---
    when this one was in the works,
    throwing them into turmoil.
[13:00] ---
    After three years, the
    quality hasn't changed any!
[13:04] ---
    And then they had a series
    of flops after that.
[13:07] ---
    But believe it or not, it's
    said the game going on sale...
[13:09] ---
    "* This is a promotional video."
[13:09] ---
    Heh Heh Heh! ...Hmn? Magical Village?!
[13:13] ---
    Fire Archer!
[13:14] ---
    ...was made by the original staff
    and is sure to become a masterpiece!
[13:18] ---
    There was a sudden leap in the quality!
[13:21] ---
    I know... And here I liked the pixels.
[13:25] ---
    Okay... So are these guys dressed
    up as characters from that game?
[13:30] ---
    Supposedly this shop is
    famous amongst the fanatics.
[13:33] ---
    Enthusiasts tend to come here.
[13:33] ---
    "Virtual Poy"
[13:35] ---
    I come because it's close to home
[13:38] ---
    and offers sweet store bonuses
    at the regular retail price!
[13:41] ---
    The bonus this time is a cell phone strap
    of Mason riding the dolphin, Endgar.
[13:45] ---
    I want it so very, very bad!
[13:46] ---
    Man, I wish they'd open already...
[13:50] ---
    Doesn't that... bring a
    certain someone to mind?
[13:55] ---
    Oh, isn't that amazing?
[13:57] ---
    It belongs to a strong soul who always
    camps out to claim first place in line.
[14:01] ---
    I wonder what that person must be like...
[14:02] ---
    What?! Nothing comes to
    mind when you see that?
[14:06] ---
    Such as?
[14:07] ---
    Why haven't you seen her if you're
    always in the pre-sale line?
[14:09] ---
    "Usually sleeps until the store opens."
[14:09] ---
    Miss, the store's open.
[14:13] ---
    It's a mystery.
[14:15] ---
    Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
[14:22] ---
    It was her after all!
[14:24] ---
    Where were your eyes all those other times?
[14:26] ---
    C-C-Crap!
[14:28] ---
    Huh?
[14:28] ---
    We've gotta hide!
[14:29] ---
    What?! Nah, does it matter if she sees us?
[14:33] ---
    F-Forget it! She'll get the wrong idea.
[14:35] ---
    Oh, no! She's coming this way! What'll we do?
[14:38] ---
    That'll work!
[14:44] ---
    Kazama-san?
[14:49] ---
    Y-You... You have the wrong guy.
[14:52] ---
    Not with that aura.
[14:54] ---
    And based on the changes in your
    brain by switching to a falsetto,
[14:57] ---
    I've discerned that these wavelengths
    definitely belong to Kazama-san.
[15:00] ---
    That's not how you discern somethin'!
[15:02] ---
    Yeah, you're right! It's me! I'm Kazama!
[15:05] ---
    I know.
[15:05] ---
    Shut up!
[15:06] ---
    But I never expected to
    see you waiting in line
[15:09] ---
    outside a game store dressed
    in a Mason cosplay!
[15:11] ---
    It's not like I'm wearing this
    weird thing because I want to!
[15:15] ---
    I seriously wish I didn't have to do this!
[15:19] ---
    What's the matter?
[15:20] ---
    For a last minute hiding spot,
    I thought it was pretty decent.
[15:24] ---
    But it's really hot in here.
[15:26] ---
    Plus it stinks to high heavens!
[15:28] ---
    And I feel bad for the guy
    next to us who lent his robe!
[15:32] ---
    That must mean the guy next
    to you who's hardly dressed...
[15:36] ---
    is wearing a cosplay of
[15:37] ---
    "Bang"
[15:37] ---
    when Mason gets hit and his robe bursts off!
[15:38] ---
    "Whoa!"
[15:40] ---
    Exactly! I'm surprised you knew.
[15:43] ---
    He is?!
[15:46] ---
    Aw, forget it. Hurry back to
    your own spot in the line.
[15:50] ---
    I don't wanna! Not when I just ran into you.
[15:53] ---
    Ah, I know! Kazama-san,
    I'll return to my spot
[15:56] ---
    if you pretend to cast
    Mason's spell "Fire Archer."
[16:00] ---
    Why the condition?!
[16:01] ---
    What the heck?! I don't even
    know what "Fire Archer" is.
[16:04] ---
    And I don't wanna cast any spells!
[16:08] ---
    Let's do it, Kazama-san! Now get up.
[16:11] ---
    I'm in his debt, but why's the
    geezer tellin' me what to do?!
[16:14] ---
    For one thing, this robe's too short on me!
[16:18] ---
    If I stand up, won't it be obvious
    there are two of us in here?
[16:21] ---
    It's okay. I'll figure something out.
[16:23] ---
    All you have to do is brace
    yourself when you stand up.
[16:25] ---
    What exactly will you do?
[16:27] ---
    Ready? Stand on the count of three.
[16:29] ---
    Hey, wait!
[16:30] ---
    One, two, three!
[16:38] ---
    Wh-Whoa!
[16:41] ---
    H-Hey, this is k-kinda...
[16:44] ---
    Sorry! I might be a bit
    heavy, but hang in there!
[16:47] ---
    No, your weight isn't the--Eh?!
[16:51] ---
    He has prickly hair!
[16:53] ---
    Come on! Everyone, let's do it together!
[17:01] ---
    Fire Archer!
[17:04] ---
    A-Archer...!
[17:08] ---
    I have no idea what I'm doing...
[17:12] ---
    And I don't even wanna know!
[17:13] ---
    Yay! Fire Archer! Kazama-san
    just cast Fire Archer!
[17:17] ---
    Everyone, he cast Fire Archer!
[17:17] ---
    O-Okay, happy now? Then
    hurry back to your spot!
[17:20] ---
    So next, please cast "Cold Freezer."
[17:23] ---
    Beat it!
[17:24] ---
    Cold--
[17:26] ---
    That isn't necessary!
[17:27] ---
    Poopy!
[17:30] ---
    One last thing.
[17:31] ---
    You want more?!
[17:34] ---
    Do you treasure my bag?
[17:38] ---
    Do you have to ask that now?
[17:40] ---
    S-See, it'd be embarrassing
    to ask in the clubroom.
[17:43] ---
    I wouldn't say I "treasure" it...
[17:45] ---
    I'm not sure what to do with it, so I'm
    carrying it around in my bag for now.
[17:51] ---
    Then everything's cool!
[17:53] ---
    You're cool with that? I haven't
    seen your fire type shine in ages.
[17:57] ---
    Then everything's cool.
[17:59] ---
    What's your problem?!
[18:00] ---
    Later!
[18:05] ---
    Ready to come out?
[18:10] ---
    Man, I thought the heat and
    stench were gonna kill me.
[18:15] ---
    What's wrong?
[18:17] ---
    I don't feel good...
[18:20] ---
    Hey, you okay?
[18:21] ---
    Sorry!
[18:23] ---
    What?! Who dashes off when
    she doesn't feel good?
[18:26] ---
    Hmmm...
[18:27] ---
    Hmmmm...
[18:30] ---
    What the heck?!
[18:32] ---
    "Game Shop Virtual Poy"
[18:32] ---
    Thank you for waiting, everyone!
[18:34] ---
    The store is open!
[18:40] ---
    I think I really might barf.
[18:42] ---
    What am I doing?!
[18:44] ---
    Wh-Why did I leave him like that?!
[18:47] ---
    Wh-What should I do?! That was
    over something so trivial!
[18:49] ---
    That stupid...!
[19:01] ---
    I'm truly pathetic.
[19:04] ---
    Honestly, I'm a lost cause.
[19:16] ---
    Even if I went back, he's
    probably gone by now.
[19:20] ---
    It'll be hard facing him tomorrow.
[19:22] ---
    Plus I failed to buy the game.
[19:24] ---
    You didn't fail to buy anything!
[19:28] ---
    "Virtual Poy"
[19:32] ---
    Wh-Why are you here?!
[19:34] ---
    Why do you think? Here.
[19:37] ---
    "Virtual Poy"
[19:39] ---
    "Heh Heh Heh! ...Hmn? Magical Village?!"
[19:40] ---
    This is...
[19:42] ---
    B-But how?
[19:47] ---
    Hurry and get the game
    so you can go after her!
[19:50] ---
    For some reason, the guys
    in front let me cut ahead.
[19:54] ---
    So why'd you suddenly start
    runnin' if ya don't feel well?
[20:01] ---
    Today...
[20:03] ---
    I'm sorry for all the trouble
    I've caused you today!
[20:14] ---
    Hey!
[20:16] ---
    Do you feel better now?
[20:19] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[20:21] ---
    Then treat me to that meal already!
[20:23] ---
    I didn't eat breakfast, so I'm starvin'!
[20:31] ---
    'Kay!
[20:35] ---
    So you're broke because
    you paid for that game?
[20:41] ---
    Uh-huh...
[20:44] ---
    What is wrong with you...?
[20:58] ---
    Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game
[21:00] ---
    Let's lose a lot since it's fun
[21:03] ---
    I don't know anything about
[21:05] ---
    
"Bittersweet youth," but I'm
    pulling through somehow!

[21:08] ---
    Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams
[21:10] ---
    If you're gonna play, drop by after school
[21:13] ---
    Maybe our lazy clique
[21:15] ---
    Will make an evolution timeline
[21:19] ---
    I made a new game.
[21:21] ---
    I'm already selling it.
[21:23] ---
    I've already played it...
[21:30] ---
    We really are the strongest out there!
[21:34] ---
    When we're caught in peals of laughter,
[21:37] ---
    It's your chance to bind,
    bind, bind, bind us up

[21:40] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!

[21:43] ---
    Anyway, have fun and give me five
[21:45] ---
    There are hints hidden in today
[21:50] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!

[21:53] ---
    You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!
[21:55] ---
    I've been waiting for you,
    so let's duel... our way!

[22:17] ---
    "The Takao Family: Episode 1"
[22:18] ---
    The Takao Family.
[22:21] ---
    All set!
[22:24] ---
    I'll get the cream of the crop
    at today's matchmaking party!
[22:27] ---
    R-Right...
[22:29] ---
    Probably, but only if she doesn't
    mention she's part of the UMA Club.
[22:32] ---
    My, my. You two got all dressed up!
[22:36] ---
    Ah, okay. Well, even if your
    figures aren't the best,
[22:39] ---
    I'm sure things will work out for you.
[22:44] ---
    Oh, Mom! Sisters! Good morning.
[22:48] ---
    Good morning? But it's already evening.
[22:51] ---
    I pulled an all nighter
    yesterday playing video games.
[22:53] ---
    Since it's a three-day weekend, I'm gonna
    enjoy spending the rest of today gaming.
[22:59] ---
    Are you really a blossoming high schooler?!
[23:02] ---
    Is this how you want to spend your life?!
[23:03] ---
    Enjoy your youth outdoors!
[23:04] ---
    Hasn't a single guy stolen your heart?!
[23:06] ---
    Well, uh... N-No, no one has!
[23:09] ---
    Then I hope you spend your entire life
    alone since you never do anything!
[23:14] ---
    I'm honestly surprised you're
    attending a matchmaking party
[23:16] ---
    when you're a member of the UMA Club.
[23:18] ---
    UMA rocks!
[23:19] ---
    Don't worry! She's inherited
    my superior genes.
[23:23] ---
    She doesn't fall flat like you two!
[23:25] ---
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[23:27] ---
    And what's with that pose?!
[23:28] ---
    I can't believe you! I hope you get
    kidnapped by a gray alien, Mom!
[23:31] ---
    Heh!
[23:34] ---
    Forget it! I don't have to take this!
[23:36] ---
    I'm out of here!
[23:37] ---
    I want to go to the convenience
    store, so I'll tag along.
[23:40] ---
    Do you plan on coming like that?!
[23:42] ---
    Pay more attention to your appearance!
[23:47] ---
    The Spring of Life is still a ways off.
[23:49] ---
    This is our only shot in the episode!
[23:52] ---
    There will be other chances!
[23:54] ---
    Some punks are hanging out around the store.
[23:55] ---
    You're right. You'd better be careful!
[23:59] ---
    But that one with the spiky
    hair is pretty handsome.
[24:01] ---
    What exactly is that little one? An UMA?!
[24:10] ---
    I forgot something!
[24:15] ---
    I'm off!
[24:21] ---
    But no one was in front of the convenience
    store by the time she returned.
[24:25] ---