3 - Fujou Academy Freedom Festival, AKA FuF Festival

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    "Fujou Academy's Game Creation Club (Legit)"
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    This is Fujou Academy's Game Creation Club.
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    They nearly got shut down last year,
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    but the club's current president, Takao,
    rebuilt the club from the ground up.
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    It was revived as the New Game Creation Club.
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    Despite the club's short history,
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    their incredible teamwork allowed
    them to excel in tournaments.
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    These days, even other schools
    acknowledge their greatness.
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    In other words, we can't win in a fair fight!
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    Our victory rests on...
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    ...how badly we sabotage their production!
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    That's not an option!
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    I know! I know!
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    "Soaked"
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    Let's get their computers sopping wet!
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    Didn't I just say no?
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    Better yet, we could pack it with dirt.
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    "Box" "Pack it with dirt."
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    You're freaking heartless!
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    He's right. I can't allow you to do that.
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    Your methods are too slow and unreliable.
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    If I use this, it'll all be over in seconds.
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    That's why you put your foot down?!
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    And you're a teacher?!
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    There's no going around it!
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    "Calling UFOs Club"
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    I'll have to use my fire!
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    Aw, forget it! Please, just zip your lips.
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    love to fight love to fight Does
    it matter if it's soy or love?
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    love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight
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    Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
    high; Every day is a rollercoaster
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    You're stunning, understand?
    I feel like good tungsten
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    I never know why
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    Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
    and effect in a copyrightable way
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    Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
    spike and lose all your cash
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    You never know why; Isn't that right?
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    We're a group of geeks with ambition,
    despair, and angler fish... Just kidding
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    We're such dramatic sleazebags
    that we're heretics
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    Let's tackle making some games!
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    It's not like we haven't figured that out,
    so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
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    If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
    it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)
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    It's not like we haven't
    figured that much out,
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    which earns another halleluiah
    (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
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    Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,
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    Or a great demon king
    doesn't destroy the world,
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    I'm very much about to get a...
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    Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
    (Oh!) game over alright
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    "Fujou Academy Freedom
    Festival, AKA FuF Festival"
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    If you're the Game Creation Club,
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    compete with your game-making
    skills like normal folk!
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    Couldn't you whip something up?
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    I'm confident in my stamina!
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    I don't know how to make games.
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    All I have is political power.
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    What do you expect from a teacher?
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    In other words, you lack
    any game-making knowhow.
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    This club is screwed!
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    How 'bout you?
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    Aw, jeez! I'm sorry!
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    Don't pout!
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    I can beat Super Marilyn in an hour!
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    You're just a gamer?! Refund my apology now!
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    "Super Marilyn"
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    Super Marilyn!
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    This action game was sold in the 1980s.
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    Not only was it the first game in the
    industry with a female protagonist,
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    but she defeated her enemies
    with seduction attacks!
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    With such unique and suggestive qualities,
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    it was popular with adults and some children.
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    Sequels are still getting
    released on a regular basis.
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    I don't care!
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    You sure we shouldn't declare
    defeat and let them absorb us?
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    Meh. In any event, we need to
    find out what they're making.
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    Fine, do whatever!
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    That having been said, go spy for us.
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    Here we go again!
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    I'm sick of always doing the dirty work!
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    Aren't my puppy eyes enough
    to convince you to go?
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    Nope!
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    Then whoever loses has to
    serve as our spy. Cool?
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    "Super Marilyn"
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    Humph! There's no way I'll lose!
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    I never expected a chandelier
    to come crashing down on me...
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    "Ultimately, he lost."
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    So, why are you coming? You won!
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    Got a problem with me tagging along?
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    No, but after everything you said...
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    Forget it.
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    "The Real Game Creation Club"
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    They love to make a point!
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    "The Real Game Creation Club"
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    Slide!
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    Well? Can you see anything?
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    Not a thing.
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    Hey, you're making it hard for me to go in.
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    On second thought, could you go back?
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    Nope!
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    Why not?!
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    What are you doing here?
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    J-Just visitin'?
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    Why you--! You have some nerve,
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    showing your faces here
    after all you've said!
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    She has a point.
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    Whatever.
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    Why don't you come in? I'll
    show you what we've got.
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    Are you sure?
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    I don't mind.
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    It's not like showing you will
    endanger our chances of victory.
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    In that case...
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    You're not invited!
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    Hey, are you sure you
    want me to snoop around?
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    You're... Yamada!
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    Sorry 'bout what I did back there.
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    Suddenly punchin' ya and all.
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    No, I brought that on myself.
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    I guess... you gave it a valiant effort.
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    I appreciate that.
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    Kenji Kazama! Why are you here?!
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    Huh?
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    I-I suppose I ought to thank you...
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    Why?!
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    Oh, Kazama-san.
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    Huh? Say, weren't you a...
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    Crap!
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    Shoot! If he finds out that I
    tricked him, he's bound to hit me!
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    It-It's nothing!
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    Kenji Kazama, I'm glad you're here!
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    W-W-W-Want some coffee?!
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    We don't have any coffee, do we?
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    We have something kind of like coffee!
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    C'mon! Get over here already.
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    'Kay!
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    Wow! This is how you make games?
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    So how's it work?
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    It's simple. If you drag this over here,
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    it will complete the song.
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    That man will fall into our clutches.
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    Just watch.
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    So, next you'll want to click on that.
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    If they keep it up, the
    president will lean over him.
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    Right, right. That will link it together.
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    Sooner or later, those plump boobs
    will hit the back of his head.
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    Next, you'll want to...
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    So far, she has won over... every man!
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    "Oblivious"
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    But do you think it will go that smoothly?
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    What? What do you mean by that?
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    Please observe what's happening.
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    It can't be...!
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    His hair is too spikey!
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    It's making the president
    conscious of her boobs.
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    She can't get near his head!
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    You must be happy. You won't lose him.
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    Er, huh?
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    What is it?!
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    Get out!
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    Er, I'm sorry. I know that wasn't your fault.
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    Hey, it's cool. You don't
    have to say anything.
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    Why don't you join my club already?
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    "Already"?
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    This duel is a waste of time. The
    outcome is so obvious it hurts!
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    If you join, maybe she'll
    stop being so oddly stubborn.
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    Ya think?
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    I'm trying to help my longtime
    best friend in my own right.
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    It will get absorbed into our club.
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    This is the... real me!
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    I made that club with Chitose.
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    On second thought, I think
    you should duke it out.
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    I mean, isn't it more fun that way?
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    Fine, we'll go through with it!
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    Whoever gets the most
    visitors wins! Sound good?
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    Yeah, bring it on!
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    "The Real Game Creation Club"
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    That may have sounded cool,
    but what are we gonna do?
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    "Darkness Version"
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    What're you doin'?
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    Let's head on back! We've
    gotta prepare for battle!
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    Wh-What is it?
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    What is it?!
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    It's nothing!
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    "Game Creation Club"
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    Welcome back!
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    How'd it go?
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    Looks like you're havin' a good time!
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    Chitose wrote the scenario for
    this game and I created it.
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    The Scramble for Porn Mags in Space Game!
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    That title's horrible!
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    "It's Year X in the Golden
    Age of Space Travel."
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    "Through alien interactions,
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    Earthlings have become active
    in interplanetary trade.
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    However, there is one item
    that they cannot obtain!"
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    Wow!
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    "Alien porn magazines are off limits!"
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    "Some alien porn mags are
    rated for ages 200 and up,
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    making them impossible for humans to obtain!"
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    "But we wanna read them!"
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    "That's why the Porn Magazine
    Delivery Service took to the scene.
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    Braving danger, they are specialists
    at slipping through Space Customs."
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    "This is a game about becoming
    one such erotic magazine hunter
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    and carrying your contraband to the goal!"
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    Between the sci-fi setting
    and the keywords "porn mag,"
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    this revolutionary game will
    attract men from around the world!
[10:07] ---
    Sure, it's a game, but
    isn't it just a board game?
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    It's my pride and joy!
[10:12] ---
    The story isn't appropriate
    for a school festival!
[10:17] ---
    I have an even more original idea!
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    Let's keep this fair and square.
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    So, did you manage to destroy their club?
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    What?! Since when was I supposed to do that?!
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    Read between the lines!
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    We'd never stand a chance if we fought
    fair at this point in the game.
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    You little--!
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    But if push comes to shove,
    I can use my authority...
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    No, you can't!
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    Huh? Where's Kazama-san?
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    He just left.
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    S-Sakuragaoka-kun!
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    Fujou Academy Freedom
    Festival, AKA FuF Festival.
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    Every year, that festival
    is, how should I put it?
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    It's a normal school festival that doesn't
    particularly stand out in any way.
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    That just about sums it up!
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    So why did you drag me to this
    ordinary school festival?
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    "These are minor characters."
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    Because I graduated from this school!
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    Th-This is...!
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    What powerful chi!
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    Dad, is this really your
    typical school festival?
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    I'm not sure!
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    My son has finally gotten old
    enough to use the word "chi"!
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    "These are minor characters."
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    Dad, that's--!
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    Yeah. Something big is going to happen
    during this year's FuF Festival!
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    At last, this day has finally arrived!
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    Honestly, I was expecting
    you to get in our way.
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    I'm glad to see that you're going to
    face us fair and square this time.
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    Actually, I tried to ... and...
    to deathstroy all your hard work,
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    but everyone kept stopping me.
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    What a pity!
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    President, hang in there!
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    I'm getting this strong urge
    to root for the other side...
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    I'd like to confirm the rules.
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    Victory is determined by whichever
    club gets the most visitors.
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    If our club wins, we will absorb your club.
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    What happens if your club wins?
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    If our club wins, Takao's boobs
    will be sentenced to this!
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    Huh?
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    S-S-S-Sentenced to this?! Are you serious?!
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    Th-Th-That's crazy!
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    What?! What is it?!
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    But very well. It's more exciting
    when the stakes are high.
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    You gave the okay without consulting me?!
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    It looks like you've got a pretty
    tough cookie in your club.
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    Now then...
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    Let the games begin!
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    You've got it rough, huh?
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    You pervert!
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    Don't take it out on me!
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    Wasn't that game fun?
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    I see you're back again this year.
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    "These are minor characters."
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    Yeah. I can't wait to see what type
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    of games they made this year.
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    But I'm most excited about
    the glorious feeling
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    of Takao-san's boobs hitting my
    head as she offers explanations.
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    Is there a crew cut under that hat?
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    "These are minor characters."
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    Did you shave your head just
    to fully savor that sensation?
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    How about you?
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    I'm bald to begin with.
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    "10 Minutes Per Person"
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    Welcome! Hello.
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    Huh?!
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    Um, Takao-san, aren't you going
    to explain the games personally?
[13:40] ---
    Nope! Today my underclassman
    will handle the explanations.
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    Wow, it's pretty crowded in here!
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    What? Here to ridicule me?
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    I'll click if you come in.
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    I'll click ten times!
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    Why ten times?
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    Are you here to sabotage us?
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    I wouldn't pull a stunt like that!
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    I'm just here to check things out.
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    Goodness! You've got some nerve
    to come here, Kenji Kazama!
[14:04] ---
    Yo! Dang, you look horrible in that.
[14:07] ---
    Shuddup!
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    "Introduction to Games!!"
[14:09] ---
    Kazama-san!
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    You're from the other day...
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    Sorry about that...
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    You look great in that!
[14:18] ---
    Uh, right... The Vice President
    insisted I wear this...
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    Why are you always cryin'?
[14:24] ---
    It's to attract visitors; for the duel!
[14:24] ---
    "For personal reasons"
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    Huh...?
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    Oh, Kazama-san.
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    Don't dress up!
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    Well, look good and hard!
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    This is the fruit of my Game
    Creation Club's hard work.
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    Everyone is having fun
    playing the games we made.
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    True 'nough.
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    Feel like admitting defeat?
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    From here out, we'll work
    together to build this club up.
[14:50] ---
    Well, I think it's a nice club.
[14:54] ---
    Now it's your turn to come see ours!
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    Fine! I'll go check it out!
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    It's clear that we've won!
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    "Game Castle"
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    It's huge!
[15:09] ---
    "Game Castle"
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    Wh-What is that?!
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    What do you mean?
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    It's the school festival's #1 attraction!
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    It's the Game Creation Club's attraction.
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    Inside... well, we stuffed in as
    many analog games as we could!
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    It was a feat!
[15:20] ---
    Th-These aren't games!
[15:23] ---
    Nope, they're games.
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    "School Festival's #1 Attraction"
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    We just didn't make them with computers.
[15:27] ---
    They pulled several all-nighters
    to make the decorations.
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    Anything fun is a game!
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    Or so she said.
[15:35] ---
    Although I totally get your pain...
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    Even if she's right,
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    there's no way you made that
    gaudy thing by yourselves!
[15:46] ---
    Out with it!
[15:48] ---
    Well, bluntly put, we pulled some strings.
[15:51] ---
    You what?!
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    We rounded up the Student Council
    and some guys and made them help.
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    You're horrible!
[15:59] ---
    Th-That's cheating!
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    It isn't cheating.
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    What's wrong with taking advantage
    of a club member's assets?
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    "Game Castle - It's Free!"
[16:06] ---
    That getup is cheating!
[16:09] ---
    No, not necessarily...
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    Look down at her feet.
[16:13] ---
    Wh-What in the...?!
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    "Made the arrangements"
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    I didn't lose to your sexiness!
[16:18] ---
    I lost to Earth's gravity!
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    Well, this means we've won.
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    Of course people would flock to this!
[16:26] ---
    I want a rematch.
[16:27] ---
    What?! Weren't you the one who wanted to
    compete over who got the most visitors?
[16:32] ---
    For argument's sake, let's say I allowed
    you to compete with analog games!
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    None of these games are new--they
    lack any originality!
[16:37] ---
    Are all of the games you made
    overflowing with originality?!
[16:42] ---
    You bet! All of them were made from scratch.
[16:45] ---
    We made ours from scratch, too!
[16:48] ---
    Yeah, but...
[16:50] ---
    "But," what? Let's hear it!
[16:53] ---
    But...
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    Don't cry.
[17:04] ---
    I'm sorry.
[17:08] ---
    I seriously don't care who wins.
[17:12] ---
    But see, Roka said that she doesn't
    want to lose her current club.
[17:18] ---
    Sorry. I didn't mean to
    destroy your precious club.
[17:23] ---
    Back then, I acted in anger and didn't
    worry about the consequences...
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    She can be a real pain in the butt!
[17:31] ---
    It was all my fault.
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    From your point of view, this
    may be a ridiculous club,
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    but Roka's finally found a
    place where she feels at home.
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    Please don't take that from her.
[17:48] ---
    And where exactly is she?
[17:52] ---
    Oh, about that...
[17:56] ---
    "Play at Being the Demon King and Hero"
[17:58] ---
    Eh? Uh, what is that...?
[18:00] ---
    I don't know.
[18:01] ---
    You don't know?
[18:02] ---
    I don't know!
[18:06] ---
    I have something to tell you
    before I send you to hell!
[18:08] ---
    You see, I am actually your father!
[18:11] ---
    I-I can't believe you're my father,
    who I haven't seen for 15 years!
[18:18] ---
    Can you slay one of your parents?
[18:21] ---
    Your own father?!
[18:23] ---
    I'll do it!
[18:26] ---
    You didn't even hesitate for a second!
[18:29] ---
    Cut!
[18:30] ---
    That was brilliant!
[18:34] ---
    You earned a bunch of points
    for your father-son adlib.
[18:38] ---
    Thank you!
[18:39] ---
    What is this?! A game?! It's
    bursting with originality!
[18:43] ---
    Listen to this!
[18:45] ---
    Four people have already
    come to this game today!
[18:49] ---
    Glad to hear it.
[18:50] ---
    Four whole people came?
[18:50] ---
    Man, everyone put on really
    spectacular performances!
[18:56] ---
    Takao-san?
[18:57] ---
    This game looks fun.
[18:59] ---
    Really? I gave it my all!
[19:02] ---
    Roka, are you, um, having fun?
[19:06] ---
    Yep!
[19:10] ---
    I see...
[19:12] ---
    Then I guess it's over...
    We've lost this round!
[19:18] ---
    And I have to admit, you guys are a
    bit too much for my club to handle.
[19:25] ---
    Um...
[19:29] ---
    I'm the president of this
    club, so I can't join yours.
[19:34] ---
    But... I'd like to be your friend, Takao-san.
[19:40] ---
    As such...
[19:42] ---
    Takao-san, I don't mind if you join our club.
[19:49] ---
    Who do you think you are?!
[19:51] ---
    She ruined the moment!
[19:54] ---
    Jeez, you're hopeless!
[19:59] ---
    Senpai, you were great!
[20:03] ---
    Thanks.
[20:05] ---
    I guess that's one problem outta the way.
[20:07] ---
    Senpai, despite what you say,
    you're actually nice, aren't you?
[20:10] ---
    And here you're a delinquent!
[20:13] ---
    Off my back!
[20:30] ---
    Kazama-san, it looks like
    the folk dance has started.
[20:33] ---
    Aren't you going down to dance?
[20:35] ---
    Why do I have to participate in that?
[20:39] ---
    What did you think of the FuF Festival?
[20:42] ---
    Well, I guess it was fun.
[20:46] ---
    Kazama-san?
[20:47] ---
    What's up?
[20:50] ---
    Thank you!
[20:53] ---
    I'm glad that you joined my club.
[21:00] ---
    If you're gonna say somethin' mushy,
    take those off first! Seriously!
[21:05] ---
    Grown attached to 'em?
[21:07] ---
    Not really.
[21:08] ---
    Okay.
[21:11] ---
    We ultimately failed to get
    rid of that fake club, huh?
[21:14] ---
    Well, it looks like she's trying
    her best in her own right,
[21:17] ---
    so I guess it's okay.
[21:19] ---
    If that's how you feel...
[21:21] ---
    I'm fine with it as long as
    they change the club's name.
[21:28] ---
    What is it?
[21:30] ---
    The fake club!
[21:32] ---
    Sorry for all the trouble
    we caused the other day.
[21:34] ---
    Takao, you haven't forgotten, have you?
[21:37] ---
    This was a penalty game!
[21:40] ---
    B-But you apologized!
[21:42] ---
    That was that. Our club won the duel.
[21:46] ---
    So there you have it.
[21:47] ---
    What a time to abide by the rules!
[21:50] ---
    To think the day has finally come
    when I get to do "that" to Takao!
[22:00] ---
    Not "that"!
[22:02] ---
    Ah, she made a run for it!
[22:15] ---
    Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game
[22:17] ---
    Let's lose a lot since it's fun
[22:20] ---
    I don't know anything about
[22:22] ---
    "Bittersweet youth," but I'm
    pulling through somehow!
[22:25] ---
    Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams
[22:27] ---
    If you're gonna play, drop by after school
[22:30] ---
    Maybe our lazy clique
[22:32] ---
    Will make an evolution timeline
[22:36] ---
    I made a new game.
[22:38] ---
    I'm already selling it.
[22:40] ---
    I've already played it...
[22:47] ---
    We really are the strongest out there!
[22:51] ---
    When we're caught in peals of laughter,
[22:54] ---
    It's your chance to bind,
    bind, bind, bind us up
[22:57] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!
[22:59] ---
    Anyway, have fun and give me five
[23:02] ---
    There are hints hidden in today
[23:07] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!
[23:09] ---
    You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!
[23:12] ---
    I've been waiting for you,
    so let's duel... our way!
[23:34] ---
    "Legend of the Heroic Masochist, Ataru"
[23:35] ---
    Legend of the Heroic Masochist, Ataru.
[23:37] ---
    Absurd! You want to use
    the entire courtyard?!
[23:41] ---
    I can't let a single club
    take up that much space!
[23:44] ---
    Shut up and fill out the paperwork.
[23:48] ---
    I won't bend! You're always,
    always asking for the impossible!
[23:52] ---
    It wasn't me. He's the one who
    thought up this crazy plan.
[23:56] ---
    What?! Is that true, Kenji?!
[23:59] ---
    Yeah, it is.
[24:01] ---
    I see... Kenji is taking the
    culture festival seriously.
[24:06] ---
    Then it can't be helped!
[24:07] ---
    I'll do backflips if I must
    to help my best friend!
[24:11] ---
    Ataru, dude...
[24:16] ---
    You were pretty quick to give in this time.
[24:19] ---
    On second thought, I can't
    give in that easily!
[24:22] ---
    Ataru, dude...!
[24:23] ---
    "Legend of the Heroic
    Masochist, Ataru" "The End"