5 - What?! Your Little Sister Makes Your Lunches?!
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[00:44] ---
Curse the Pervy Melonians!
They keep hounding me!
[00:47] ---
Do people normally chase ya across
space over a paltry 5,000 porn mags?
[00:51] ---
Are they bored? Got nothing better to do?
[00:57] ---
Danger, Boss!
[00:59] ---
So this is where my luck runs dry, huh?
[01:08] ---
That cargo vessel belongs
to fellow coworker Mr. Kids!
[01:11] ---
But why is he saving me?!
[01:14] ---
Because it'd stink if I lost a
rival at this point in the game!
[01:17] ---
Mr. Kids, you...
[01:21] ---
I'm sorry. I swear I'll
pay you back someday...
[01:25] ---
Like right now. Fork over all of
the porn mags you just nabbed.
[01:27] ---
Wow! Right this second?
[01:32] ---
It's survival of the fittest, ya know?
[01:37] ---
In short,
[01:38] ---
this game allows you to steal other
players' cards, as you just saw.
[01:38] ---
"Character: Mr. Kids |
Porn Mags: 48,000 Vol."
[01:42] ---
You can't send your opponent back to Start
[01:42] ---
"Character: Joe | Porn Mags: 25,000 Vol."
[01:45] ---
if you do, but it's a quick way
to strengthen your own hand.
[01:48] ---
In other words,
[01:48] ---
"Character: Master | Porn Mags: 58,000 Vol."
[01:49] ---
it's a tide-turning move meant
[01:51] ---
to bury the gap between you and first.
[01:54] ---
Did you get all of that, Kazama-san?
[01:56] ---
Do you follow, punk?
[01:59] ---
Uh, no. Not at all.
[02:10] ---
love to fight love to fight Does
it matter if it's soy or love?
[02:13] ---
love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight
[02:17] ---
Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
high; Every day is a rollercoaster
[02:20] ---
You're stunning, understand?
I feel like good tungsten
[02:23] ---
I never know why
[02:27] ---
Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
and effect in a copyrightable way
[02:30] ---
Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
spike and lose all your cash
[02:33] ---
You never know why; Isn't that right?
[02:38] ---
We're a group of geeks with ambition,
despair, and angler fish... Just kidding
[02:46] ---
We're such dramatic sleazebags
that we're heretics
[02:48] ---
Let's tackle making some games!
[02:53] ---
It's not like we haven't figured that out,
so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[03:00] ---
If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)
[03:07] ---
It's not like we haven't
figured that much out,
[03:10] ---
which earns another halleluiah
(Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[03:13] ---
Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,
[03:18] ---
Or a great demon king
doesn't destroy the world,
[03:22] ---
I'm very much about to get a...
[03:25] ---
Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
(Oh!) game over alright
[03:33] ---
"What?! Your Little Sister
Makes Your Lunches?!"
[03:34] ---
Fight on!
[03:34] ---
Fight on!
[03:35] ---
Fight on!
[03:36] ---
Are you serious about playing with us?
[03:39] ---
You're the one who wanted to repay
us for saving you from the Devils!
[03:43] ---
So we said you could join us in The
Scramble for Porn Mags in Space Game!
[03:46] ---
How dare you snub it?!
[03:48] ---
This game is just too much! C'mon!
[03:52] ---
I produced this game!
[03:52] ---
"Magical Village?!"
[03:54] ---
And you've got the nerve to
say you don't wanna play?
[03:57] ---
Aw, and here I thought you were the
honor-bound type, Mr. Foot Fetish.
[04:02] ---
Don't give me some weird elemental type!
[04:05] ---
This club is as noisy as always.
[04:07] ---
Could you pipe down a bit?
[04:09] ---
What're you doin' here?
[04:12] ---
I had time to kill since my
club isn't meeting today.
[04:14] ---
And I need to make sure you act as a club.
[04:18] ---
Who died and made you queen?
[04:20] ---
Aw, you must not have many friends.
[04:23] ---
All of your clubmates are underclassmen!
[04:25] ---
Mind your own business!
[04:26] ---
Now, now!
[04:28] ---
In short, Takao-san, you want to
play this game with us, right?
[04:32] ---
Not in your dreams.
[04:36] ---
Kazama-san, please do whatever it
takes to make Takao-san join us!
[04:41] ---
Why me?!
[04:43] ---
But just a sec! If I remember
right, this is a four-player game.
[04:48] ---
If I drag her in, we'll
be up to five players.
[04:51] ---
In other words, we'll be
one person over the limit!
[04:55] ---
Now I'm thinking on the
[04:56] ---
same level as that guy from
the Band of 14 Devils...
[04:56] ---
"That guy"
[04:59] ---
Hey!
[04:59] ---
Wh-What is it?
[05:01] ---
Doncha like games?
[05:02] ---
Huh? Not games like that!
[05:06] ---
Cut it some slack! Please play on my behalf.
[05:09] ---
You seriously expect me to play that thing?
[05:10] ---
Don't be so harsh! Please!
[05:12] ---
Think of it as saving me.
[05:16] ---
But I just recently saved you
from the Band of 14 Devils!
[05:19] ---
Oh, crud! And I appreciate that.
[05:22] ---
But we're talkin' apples and oranges here!
[05:26] ---
And here I pushed myself
so hard back there...
[05:33] ---
Then between the two favors, I owe ya big!
[05:36] ---
I'll do anything you say!
So just this once, please!
[05:38] ---
Senpai's getting desperate.
[05:41] ---
He'll do anything I say...?
[05:43] ---
Guess there's no convincin' her...
[05:45] ---
Fine.
[05:47] ---
Eh? Huh? You sure?
[05:49] ---
Uh-huh...
[05:51] ---
For real?
[05:52] ---
Uh-huh...
[05:53] ---
But my favors come at a high price.
[05:55] ---
I don't care!
[05:56] ---
You did it, Kazama*-san*!
[05:58] ---
Yeah!
[05:58] ---
Now all five of us can play together.
[06:01] ---
Yeah!
[06:05] ---
Why?!
[06:07] ---
I thought this was four player!
[06:09] ---
I told you games evolve on a daily basis!
[06:12] ---
That evolution wasn't necessary!
[06:19] ---
It's too late to go back on our deal!
[06:26] ---
"Raru Puyo! Quest II"
[06:27] ---
I'll be a man and hurry you through
this thing to make you feel better!
[06:30] ---
After dragging her into it,
you have no right to say that.
[06:33] ---
C'mon!
[06:34] ---
Then please select your player characters.
[06:37] ---
I'll take whatever you've got.
[06:39] ---
Same here.
[06:40] ---
These are the only two left.
[06:42] ---
"Gaindhi"
[06:43] ---
All worldly things are transient.
[06:44] ---
"Pervender"
[06:44] ---
I'm not perverted! I'm horny!
[06:48] ---
I'm Gaindhi!
[06:49] ---
Says who?! I claim Gaindhi!
[06:52] ---
Our new character isn't too popular, huh?
[06:54] ---
And here that's our only alien
character, making him pretty rare.
[06:57] ---
"Joe"
[07:01] ---
Let's throw my Joe in the mix
[07:04] ---
and play Rock, Paper, Scissors
to decide who plays who.
[07:07] ---
But... you were so attached
to your Joe character...
[07:11] ---
It's okay. I'm just happy to play
the game I made with everyone.
[07:16] ---
Roka...!
[07:17] ---
President!
[07:18] ---
Then fork over the card without
the Rock, Paper, Scissors hitch.
[07:21] ---
Rock, paper, scissors!
[07:26] ---
Don't you have to win three times?
[07:28] ---
Hey! My president's screwin' us over.
[07:30] ---
I made a compromise myself, so I
expect you two to approve my rules.
[07:35] ---
Gosh darn it! I so don't wanna lose to her!
[07:38] ---
Agreed.
[07:40] ---
Rock, paper, scissors!
[07:42] ---
I won!
[07:43] ---
Damn it!
[07:46] ---
Soon Gaindhi will be mine!
[07:48] ---
Tch! Not my Gaindhi!
[07:50] ---
Wait, not so fast. Wouldn't
that leave me with Joe?
[07:54] ---
Why are you assuming that I'm going to lose?
[07:57] ---
Because all you ever throw out is "Rock."
[07:59] ---
All right! I'll win this next round!
[08:02] ---
Rock, paper, scissors!
[08:04] ---
What's that supposed to mean?!
[08:06] ---
According to the Game Creation
Club's rules, it means "Time Out."
[08:09] ---
It allows me to freeze
the game for two minutes.
[08:11] ---
How's a time out gonna help you?!
[08:14] ---
You just don't get it.
[08:15] ---
Getting a time out at this point
in the game is truly terrifying!
[08:19] ---
Over the course of two minutes,
[08:20] ---
she could easily wear down
your spirit and willpower!
[08:23] ---
This is sounding less and less
like Rock, Paper, Scissors...
[08:27] ---
The fateful two minutes have already begun.
[08:30] ---
Intimidation Level 1: Browbeating Swan!
[08:33] ---
Swan!
[08:35] ---
Moron! Like you can intimidate
me with somethin' like--
[08:37] ---
Swan Tooth!
[08:38] ---
That's a direct attack!
[08:41] ---
Hiya! Hiya! Takao*-san,* take this!
[08:44] ---
Don't poke my boobs.
[08:45] ---
This will make you two
gradually grow insecure!
[08:49] ---
But it won't make your
boobs grow any smaller!
[08:52] ---
Lame pun!
[08:53] ---
"Two minutes later"
[08:54] ---
Rock, paper, scissors!
[08:58] ---
Oh, no! You've already mastered
the ability to call time out?!
[09:03] ---
Well, it was easy enough to master.
[09:06] ---
Now you're going to do
all sorts of things to me
[09:08] ---
to upset my state of mind,
aren't you, Kazama-san?
[09:13] ---
Aren't you a bit too unnerved by this?
[09:16] ---
Time out!
[09:17] ---
You're using it on me?
[09:19] ---
What's your favorite food?
[09:20] ---
That's a psychological attack?
[09:22] ---
What are your hobbies?
[09:23] ---
How do you spend your days off?
[09:25] ---
Why're you askin' me all this?
[09:26] ---
What was your childhood dream?
Share some childhood memories!
[09:29] ---
Forget that!
[09:30] ---
Come on! Out with it already!
[09:32] ---
If you wanna know, take
back that favor I owe ya!
[09:34] ---
These are questions you
can answer on the house!
[09:35] ---
My info doesn't run that cheap!
[09:37] ---
Now, now! Guys, you'll never
get anywhere at this rate.
[09:41] ---
No, this'll probably be over
when you lose in a minute.
[09:45] ---
I-I never dreamed that I
commanded such little respect
[09:48] ---
as the president of the
Game Creation Club...!
[09:50] ---
Game Creation Club (Provisional), you mean.
[09:52] ---
"(Provisional)"
[09:54] ---
Very well! I shall bring this
game to an end in the next round!
[09:58] ---
That's impossible according to our rules!
[10:01] ---
Here I go!
[10:02] ---
Rock!
[10:03] ---
Paper!
[10:04] ---
Scissors!
[10:06] ---
What now?!
[10:08] ---
Club rule... It gets
carried over to next time.
[10:12] ---
Having said that, it's getting late,
so let's call it a wrap for today.
[10:22] ---
Hey, Chitose. Please add a new
character before the next meeting.
[10:26] ---
Make it a human type.
[10:28] ---
Okay!
[10:29] ---
This president plays dirty!
[10:31] ---
But by using these rules
in subsequent meetings,
[10:35] ---
Kazama and the others still
haven't played this game...
[10:56] ---
I'm starving...
[10:57] ---
Hey, did you hear?
[10:59] ---
Rumor has it Kazama and his party
defeated the Band of 14 Devils.
[11:02] ---
F-For real?! They took down
the Band of 14 Devils?!
[11:06] ---
Awesome!
[11:08] ---
Sounds like our renown went up a
notch thanks to our previous fight.
[11:13] ---
No wonder Kazama-kun and his party are
the Student Body President's lackeys.
[11:17] ---
Like hell we are, you jerks!
[11:20] ---
K-K-K-Kazama-kun, I'm sorry!
[11:22] ---
Now you'd better listen
carefully! Those girls are--
[11:26] ---
Kazama*-san*, let's eat lunch together!
[11:29] ---
Gah, it's them again!
[11:32] ---
It can't be...!
[11:34] ---
Student Body President Karasuyama-sama!
[11:37] ---
She earned a "-sama"?!
[11:39] ---
And that's the school's underground
boss, Roka Shibasaki-san!
[11:42] ---
But she's so tiny!
[11:44] ---
For being an "underground" boss,
everyone sure knows about you!
[11:49] ---
You're intimidating them?!
[11:50] ---
Yay!
[11:52] ---
And it's working?!
[11:54] ---
She instills such fear!
Sh-She's the real deal!
[11:56] ---
He acknowledged her as great!
[11:58] ---
Come on! Let's eat!
[12:00] ---
What are you doing here?
[12:03] ---
Roka saw your left hand and insisted...
[12:05] ---
Huh? My left hand?
[12:07] ---
Right. Kazama-san, I doubt
you can hold chopsticks
[12:12] ---
because of the injury you
received in your recent fight.
[12:14] ---
So I came under the hopes that
I could offer you help eating.
[12:20] ---
Come on, now!
[12:21] ---
Don't be shy! Sit, sit! I'll serve you!
[12:21] ---
I-I could have played that card...
[12:25] ---
What card...?
[12:26] ---
Oh, this? It's all better.
[12:29] ---
Besides, I'm right handed.
[12:37] ---
So, why don't we have lunch now?
[12:39] ---
You aren't gonna leave?!
[12:40] ---
Why don't you give up and sit down?
[12:42] ---
You heard her, Kazama*-san.
[12:44] ---
Shuddup! Why do I have to eat at my
desk huddled up next to you guys?!
[12:48] ---
Later!
[12:49] ---
No!
[12:50] ---
Kazama-san, you think nothing
of bringing lunch from home?
[12:52] ---
Even though you're a delinquent?
[12:54] ---
This is...
[12:55] ---
Roka, I know all about that!
[12:58] ---
What?!
[12:58] ---
He always has his little
sister make lunch for him!
[13:03] ---
His little sister?!
[13:05] ---
What?! Your sister makes lunch for you?!
[13:07] ---
You're falling short as
a delinquent, Kazama-kun!
[13:09] ---
Don't take it out on me! My
sister says it's uneconomical
[13:12] ---
to only make one every
morning and forces it on me!
[13:13] ---
I-I have to confirm the
contents with my own two eyes!
[13:17] ---
Punk! Whadda you think you're doing?!
[13:23] ---
Thank goodness! It's a normal bento.
[13:26] ---
Seriously! It'd be freaky if there
were heart-shaped dishes in it.
[13:29] ---
I guess this is just barely within
the range of acceptable, huh?
[13:33] ---
You love giving me a hard time, don't you?
[13:35] ---
Damn it! And here I didn't want
anyone to find out about this.
[13:38] ---
I already know which first
year class your sister is in!
[13:42] ---
Wha--?!
[13:43] ---
But don't you worry. This notebook
also contains dirt on other students!
[13:47] ---
That doesn't make me feel better!
[13:50] ---
And that has Ataru Kawahara's name on it!
[13:50] ---
"Secret" "Class F - Ataru Kawahara"
[13:53] ---
Everything I own is mine! Everything
I want of his is also mine!
[13:58] ---
That sounds familiar!
[13:59] ---
This is pretty good!
[14:01] ---
Don't eat it!
[14:02] ---
It's good! Please give your sister to me!
[14:05] ---
No, lemme have her!
[14:06] ---
No, me!
[14:06] ---
You guys are crossing
the line right and left!
[14:08] ---
Don't worry! I'll share my bento with you!
[14:12] ---
Hand it over already!
[14:13] ---
I'm not gonna have time to
eat before our next class.
[14:15] ---
Huh? What's this?
[14:17] ---
You attend class even though
you're a delinquent?
[14:20] ---
Only 'cause the next period is Japanese
Classics with Mr. Sean Cone Cone.
[14:23] ---
He's special.
[14:25] ---
Special?
[14:26] ---
He's, well... I guess you
could say I owe him my life.
[14:30] ---
There's nothing like that in here.
[14:33] ---
'Cause everyone in Kazama's Party
knows what happened firsthand.
[14:36] ---
If you really want, I might be
willing to give you the full scoop!
[14:39] ---
Oh, please do!
[14:41] ---
He wants to tell us about it...
[14:43] ---
All right... Well, this happened
when I was in elementary school.
[14:46] ---
What the heck?! And here he said
his info doesn't come cheap!
[14:50] ---
It happened when Ataru
and the guys dragged me
[14:53] ---
up to the department store's
roof to watch a hero show.
[14:57] ---
Fire!
[15:00] ---
Ataru, we're in this mess 'cause
you wanted to watch RaGaiGar!
[15:00] ---
Why did I accept this job...?
[15:03] ---
Why did this have to happen...?
[15:03] ---
Do something!
[15:04] ---
Uh-huh... If we could get
down to that terrace...
[15:07] ---
We're up too high!
[15:09] ---
But the young announcer lady jumped
down a second ago and she was okay!
[15:14] ---
I'm happily married and
have three daughters...
[15:18] ---
So farewell!
[15:20] ---
What?! Awesome!
[15:21] ---
"Actually a part-time worker"
[15:23] ---
She wasn't human!
[15:24] ---
She wasn't even young.
[15:27] ---
Then do you have any other bright ideas?
[15:28] ---
Going by how fluffy my body is,
[15:30] ---
I might make it out okay if I jumped down.
[15:34] ---
Gulp!
[15:35] ---
This is too high even for you.
[15:37] ---
C-Considering my physique, I might be
able to climb down to the bottom...
[15:42] ---
Gulp!
[15:43] ---
You may be tall, but that's for
elementary schoolers, so no!
[15:48] ---
To be honest, I've recently been
developing an immunity to pain.
[15:52] ---
Actually, I kinda... So I might
be able to handle the jump!
[15:54] ---
Gulp!
[15:55] ---
That's all in your head!
[15:57] ---
I'm the superman, RaGaiGar!
[15:59] ---
I have the strength to crush boulders
and jump over 20 meters straight up!
[16:04] ---
This height should be nothing to me!
[16:07] ---
Gulp!
[16:08] ---
Get a reality check!
[16:15] ---
Are you all right? I've come to rescue you!
[16:17] ---
He's awesome!
[16:20] ---
Okay, everyone! Use this rope
to climb down to the terrace.
[16:23] ---
Yay, you saved us! Thank you so much!
[16:26] ---
If you want to thank someone,
please thank the wonderful lady
[16:31] ---
who informed me that there
were children still up here.
[16:34] ---
That hound!
[16:36] ---
There!
[16:37] ---
Go on! You need to hurry down!
[16:42] ---
You, too. Hurry on now.
[16:46] ---
I don't wanna be in debt to
some old fart I don't know.
[16:49] ---
Who knows what you'll want from me later!
[16:51] ---
This isn't the time for that!
[16:53] ---
You have a point.
[16:59] ---
In that case,
[17:00] ---
if you see someone in need, please help
them just as I have helped you today.
[17:05] ---
If you agree to that, then I am
willing to write off today's debt.
[17:09] ---
Does that sound agreeable?
[17:14] ---
Uh-huh! I'm cool with that!
[17:17] ---
You'll become a great man someday!
[17:20] ---
Sir, may I climb down that rope, too?
[17:22] ---
Certainly. But lose that heavy costume first.
[17:30] ---
Thus Mr. Sean Cone Cone saved our lives.
[17:34] ---
I just so happened to run into
him again here at this school.
[17:40] ---
Isn't that a wonderful story?
[17:41] ---
You were here?!
[17:43] ---
The idea that this story helped
form your current personality...
[17:48] ---
...pisses me off.
[17:48] ---
You sure can be rude!
[17:50] ---
I had no idea the superman RaGaiGar
was a normal guy on the inside...
[17:54] ---
That's all you have to say after
hearing my touching story?!
[17:57] ---
And my bento! What have you done?!
[18:00] ---
I'm sorry. In exchange,
you can have all of mine.
[18:05] ---
I'm not gonna get full off that puny thing!
[18:07] ---
Don't be such a grump! My little
sister made a delicious--
[18:11] ---
Oh, yeah. I forgot that
I ate an early lunch...
[18:15] ---
You had an early lunch?!
[18:16] ---
Fine, then!
[18:19] ---
Here! Go, "Ah!"
[18:31] ---
"Ah!"
[18:32] ---
Don't start where ya left off!
I can't eat that filthy thing!
[18:36] ---
You think this is "filthy"?
[18:37] ---
Are you sure it's wise to
utter such a rude word?
[18:39] ---
If I remember right, she's in this class...
[18:42] ---
Hey, Funabori-san?
[18:46] ---
M-Me?
[18:48] ---
Yep! You! You're the girl.
[18:49] ---
As in the Funabori?! She was in my class?
[18:53] ---
So what's it say? She's domestic,
nice, kind, and considerate.
[18:59] ---
My word!
[19:00] ---
She gets to school before everyone
else and cleans up the classroom!
[19:04] ---
She waters the flowers every day.
She even brings in fresh flowers!
[19:08] ---
She's truly a wonderful lady!
[19:10] ---
And you had the nerve to
call the ground "filthy"!
[19:13] ---
I'm shocked! I had no idea
Funabori was doing all of that!
[19:17] ---
I never knew!
[19:18] ---
I thought those flowers were fake!
[19:20] ---
I'm ashamed of myself!
[19:22] ---
Thank you, Funabori!
[19:23] ---
Thank you!
[19:25] ---
Thank you!
[19:26] ---
Fu-na-bo-ri! Fu-na-bo-ri! Fu-na-bo-ri!
[19:32] ---
Fu-na-bo-ri! Fu-na-bo-ri!
[19:33] ---
Are you trying to bully her?!
[19:39] ---
There! Are you happy?
[19:45] ---
This is good!
[19:46] ---
You know, it's lunchtime!
[19:49] ---
Do you have any idea how much filth
everyone's tracked in since morning?
[19:53] ---
To be honest, I went to
the restroom today and--
[19:56] ---
You can keep that to yourself!
[19:56] ---
I went to the stall--
[19:58] ---
I don't wanna know!
[19:59] ---
Actually, so did I...
[20:00] ---
Me, too!
[20:01] ---
Me, too!
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The only part about you that screams
embarrassed are your faces!
[20:06] ---
Lunch is over!
[20:10] ---
Well, we've gotta return to our classrooms.
[20:13] ---
Later!
[20:14] ---
See you later, Kenji!
[20:17] ---
Damn it! I didn't get anything for lunch...
[20:21] ---
Excuse me...
[20:25] ---
I know it isn't much, but if you like...
[20:32] ---
All righty! I'll share mine, too!
[20:34] ---
Ditto! Consider it my apology
for eating your lunch.
[20:36] ---
Same here!
[20:37] ---
Now then, everyone! Let's begin class.
[20:43] ---
Oh, dear. I seem to have forgotten
some worksheets in the teacher's room.
[20:47] ---
Sorry, but you'll have to study
on your own for five minutes.
[20:53] ---
Did the teacher do that for Kazama-kun...?
[20:56] ---
Is he intentionally giving
you enough time to eat lunch?
[21:00] ---
Too awesome!
[21:07] ---
Hey!
[21:10] ---
You didn't get any lunch, right?
[21:15] ---
Here!
[21:17] ---
What's that?
[21:18] ---
What do you mean? It's
clearly a yakisoba sandwich.
[21:22] ---
But why?
[21:23] ---
Because... you're hungry after
missing out on lunch, right?
[21:28] ---
I picked it up since there was one
leftover at the School Store Club.
[21:31] ---
Pass. I already ate.
[21:33] ---
I'll put it on your tab, so take it.
[21:38] ---
Well... In that case, I'll take it.
[21:46] ---
What's this?
[21:51] ---
It would seem I've intruded.
[21:52] ---
If you'll pardon me.
[21:58] ---
Enjoy your youths, young ones.
[22:08] ---
He's awesome!
[22:21] ---
Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game
[22:23] ---
Let's lose a lot since it's fun
[22:26] ---
I don't know anything about
[22:28] ---
"Bittersweet youth," but I'm
pulling through somehow!*
[22:31] ---
Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams
[22:33] ---
If you're gonna play, drop by after school
[22:36] ---
Maybe our lazy clique
[22:38] ---
Will make an evolution timeline
[22:42] ---
I made a new game.
[22:44] ---
I'm already selling it.
[22:46] ---
I've already played it...
[22:53] ---
We really are the strongest out there!
[22:57] ---
When we're caught in peals of laughter,
[23:00] ---
It's your chance to bind,
bind, bind, bind us up
[23:02] ---
Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!
[23:05] ---
Anyway, have fun and give me five
[23:08] ---
There are hints hidden in today
[23:13] ---
Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!
[23:15] ---
You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!
[23:18] ---
I've been waiting for you,
so let's duel... our way!
[23:41] ---
Hey, hang in there! Come on!
[23:45] ---
With these injuries, he's a goner...
[23:47] ---
"Take this..."
[23:49] ---
Isn't that...?
[23:50] ---
"It's this planet's ultimate porn mag."
[23:53] ---
Hey! Don't say another word!
[23:55] ---
"Share this with the men of space..."
[24:03] ---
Damn it!
[24:06] ---
Popilson...!
[24:12] ---
My name is Joe. I am an
erotic magazine hunter.
[24:16] ---
It's my job to travel across space,
[24:18] ---
delivering porn mags to
the fools of the world!
[24:21] ---
And this mag didn't sell very well.
[24:25] ---
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