# 5 - What?! Your Little Sister Makes Your Lunches?!
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**[00:44] ---**
Curse the Pervy Melonians!
They keep hounding me!
**[00:47] ---**
Do people normally chase ya across
space over a paltry 5,000 porn mags?
**[00:51] ---**
Are they bored? Got nothing better to do?
**[00:57] ---**
Danger, Boss!
**[00:59] ---**
So this is where my luck runs dry, huh?
**[01:08] ---**
That cargo vessel belongs
to fellow coworker Mr. Kids!
**[01:11] ---**
But why is he saving me?!
**[01:14] ---**
Because it'd stink if I lost a
rival at this point in the game!
**[01:17] ---**
Mr. Kids, you...
**[01:21] ---**
I'm sorry. I swear I'll
pay you back someday...
**[01:25] ---**
Like right now. Fork over all of
the porn mags you just nabbed.
**[01:27] ---**
Wow! Right this second?
**[01:32] ---**
It's survival of the fittest, ya know?
**[01:37] ---**
In short,
**[01:38] ---**
this game allows you to steal other
players' cards, as you just saw.
**[01:38] ---**
"Character: Mr. Kids |
Porn Mags: 48,000 Vol."
**[01:42] ---**
You can't send your opponent back to Start
**[01:42] ---**
"Character: Joe | Porn Mags: 25,000 Vol."
**[01:45] ---**
if you do, but it's a quick way
to strengthen your own hand.
**[01:48] ---**
In other words,
**[01:48] ---**
"Character: Master | Porn Mags: 58,000 Vol."
**[01:49] ---**
it's a tide-turning move meant
**[01:51] ---**
to bury the gap between you and first.
**[01:54] ---**
Did you get all of that, Kazama-*san*?
**[01:56] ---**
Do you follow, punk?
**[01:59] ---**
Uh, no. Not at all.
**[02:10] ---**
*love to fight love to fight Does
it matter if it's soy or love?*
**[02:13] ---**
*love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight*
**[02:17] ---**
*Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
high; Every day is a rollercoaster*
**[02:20] ---**
*You're stunning, understand?
I feel like good tungsten*
**[02:23] ---**
*I never know why*
**[02:27] ---**
*Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
and effect in a copyrightable way*
**[02:30] ---**
*Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
spike and lose all your cash*
**[02:33] ---**
*You never know why; Isn't that right?*
**[02:38] ---**
*We're a group of geeks with ambition,
despair, and angler fish... Just kidding*
**[02:46] ---**
*We're such dramatic sleazebags
that we're heretics*
**[02:48] ---**
*Let's tackle making some games!*
**[02:53] ---**
*It's not like we haven't figured that out,
so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
**[03:00] ---**
*If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)*
**[03:07] ---**
*It's not like we haven't
figured that much out,*
**[03:10] ---**
*which earns another halleluiah
(Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
**[03:13] ---**
*Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,*
**[03:18] ---**
*Or a great demon king
doesn't destroy the world,*
**[03:22] ---**
*I'm very much about to get a...*
**[03:25] ---**
*Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
(Oh!) game over alright*
**[03:33] ---**
"What?! Your Little Sister
Makes Your Lunches?!"
**[03:34] ---**
Fight on!
**[03:34] ---**
Fight on!
**[03:35] ---**
Fight on!
**[03:36] ---**
Are you serious about playing with us?
**[03:39] ---**
You're the one who wanted to repay
us for saving you from the Devils!
**[03:43] ---**
So we said you could join us in The
Scramble for Porn Mags in Space Game!
**[03:46] ---**
How dare you snub it?!
**[03:48] ---**
This game is just too much! C'mon!
**[03:52] ---**
I produced this game!
**[03:52] ---**
"Magical Village?!"
**[03:54] ---**
And you've got the nerve to
say you don't wanna play?
**[03:57] ---**
Aw, and here I thought you were the
honor-bound type, Mr. Foot Fetish.
**[04:02] ---**
Don't give me some weird elemental type!
**[04:05] ---**
This club is as noisy as always.
**[04:07] ---**
Could you pipe down a bit?
**[04:09] ---**
What're you doin' here?
**[04:12] ---**
I had time to kill since my
club isn't meeting today.
**[04:14] ---**
And I need to make sure you act as a club.
**[04:18] ---**
Who died and made you queen?
**[04:20] ---**
Aw, you must not have many friends.
**[04:23] ---**
All of your clubmates are underclassmen!
**[04:25] ---**
Mind your own business!
**[04:26] ---**
Now, now!
**[04:28] ---**
In short, Takao-*san,* you want to
play this game with us, right?
**[04:32] ---**
Not in your dreams.
**[04:36] ---**
Kazama-*san*, please do whatever it
takes to make Takao-*san* join us!
**[04:41] ---**
Why me?!
**[04:43] ---**
But just a sec! If I remember
right, this is a four-player game.
**[04:48] ---**
If I drag her in, we'll
be up to five players.
**[04:51] ---**
In other words, we'll be
one person over the limit!
**[04:55] ---**
Now I'm thinking on the
**[04:56] ---**
same level as that guy from
the Band of 14 Devils...
**[04:56] ---**
"That guy"
**[04:59] ---**
Hey!
**[04:59] ---**
Wh-What is it?
**[05:01] ---**
Doncha like games?
**[05:02] ---**
Huh? Not games like that!
**[05:06] ---**
Cut it some slack! Please play on my behalf.
**[05:09] ---**
You seriously expect me to play that thing?
**[05:10] ---**
Don't be so harsh! Please!
**[05:12] ---**
Think of it as saving me.
**[05:16] ---**
But I just recently saved you
from the Band of 14 Devils!
**[05:19] ---**
Oh, crud! And I appreciate that.
**[05:22] ---**
But we're talkin' apples and oranges here!
**[05:26] ---**
And here I pushed myself
so hard back there...
**[05:33] ---**
Then between the two favors, I owe ya big!
**[05:36] ---**
I'll do *anything* you say!
So just this once, please!
**[05:38] ---**
Senpai's getting desperate.
**[05:41] ---**
He'll do anything I say...?
**[05:43] ---**
Guess there's no convincin' her...
**[05:45] ---**
Fine.
**[05:47] ---**
Eh? Huh? You sure?
**[05:49] ---**
Uh-huh...
**[05:51] ---**
For real?
**[05:52] ---**
Uh-huh...
**[05:53] ---**
But my favors come at a high price.
**[05:55] ---**
I don't care!
**[05:56] ---**
You did it, Kazama*-san*!
**[05:58] ---**
Yeah!
**[05:58] ---**
Now all five of us can play together.
**[06:01] ---**
Yeah!
**[06:05] ---**
Why?!
**[06:07] ---**
I thought this was four player!
**[06:09] ---**
I told you games evolve on a daily basis!
**[06:12] ---**
That evolution wasn't necessary!
**[06:19] ---**
It's too late to go back on our deal!
**[06:26] ---**
"Raru Puyo! Quest II"
**[06:27] ---**
I'll be a man and hurry you through
this thing to make you feel better!
**[06:30] ---**
After dragging her into it,
you have no right to say that.
**[06:33] ---**
C'mon!
**[06:34] ---**
Then please select your player characters.
**[06:37] ---**
I'll take whatever you've got.
**[06:39] ---**
Same here.
**[06:40] ---**
These are the only two left.
**[06:42] ---**
"Gaindhi"
**[06:43] ---**
All worldly things are transient.
**[06:44] ---**
"Pervender"
**[06:44] ---**
I'm not perverted! I'm horny!
**[06:48] ---**
I'm Gaindhi!
**[06:49] ---**
Says who?! I claim Gaindhi!
**[06:52] ---**
Our new character isn't too popular, huh?
**[06:54] ---**
And here that's our only alien
character, making him pretty rare.
**[06:57] ---**
"Joe"
**[07:01] ---**
Let's throw my Joe in the mix
**[07:04] ---**
and play Rock, Paper, Scissors
to decide who plays who.
**[07:07] ---**
But... you were so attached
to your Joe character...
**[07:11] ---**
It's okay. I'm just happy to play
the game I made with everyone.
**[07:16] ---**
Roka...!
**[07:17] ---**
President!
**[07:18] ---**
Then fork over the card without
the Rock, Paper, Scissors hitch.
**[07:21] ---**
Rock, paper, scissors!
**[07:26] ---**
Don't you have to win three times?
**[07:28] ---**
Hey! My president's screwin' us over.
**[07:30] ---**
I made a compromise myself, so I
expect you two to approve my rules.
**[07:35] ---**
Gosh darn it! I so don't wanna lose to her!
**[07:38] ---**
Agreed.
**[07:40] ---**
Rock, paper, scissors!
**[07:42] ---**
I won!
**[07:43] ---**
Damn it!
**[07:46] ---**
Soon Gaindhi will be mine!
**[07:48] ---**
Tch! Not my Gaindhi!
**[07:50] ---**
Wait, not so fast. Wouldn't
that leave me with Joe?
**[07:54] ---**
Why are you assuming that I'm going to lose?
**[07:57] ---**
Because all you ever throw out is "Rock."
**[07:59] ---**
All right! I'll win this next round!
**[08:02] ---**
Rock, paper, scissors!
**[08:04] ---**
What's that supposed to mean?!
**[08:06] ---**
According to the Game Creation
Club's rules, it means "Time Out."
**[08:09] ---**
It allows me to freeze
the game for two minutes.
**[08:11] ---**
How's a time out gonna help you?!
**[08:14] ---**
You just don't get it.
**[08:15] ---**
Getting a time out at this point
in the game is truly terrifying!
**[08:19] ---**
Over the course of two minutes,
**[08:20] ---**
she could easily wear down
your spirit and willpower!
**[08:23] ---**
This is sounding less and less
like Rock, Paper, Scissors...
**[08:27] ---**
The fateful two minutes have already begun.
**[08:30] ---**
Intimidation Level 1: Browbeating Swan!
**[08:33] ---**
Swan!
**[08:35] ---**
Moron! Like you can intimidate
me with somethin' like--
**[08:37] ---**
Swan Tooth!
**[08:38] ---**
That's a direct attack!
**[08:41] ---**
Hiya! Hiya! Takao*-san,* take this!
**[08:44] ---**
Don't poke my boobs.
**[08:45] ---**
This will make you two
gradually grow insecure!
**[08:49] ---**
But it won't make your
boobs grow any smaller!
**[08:52] ---**
Lame pun!
**[08:53] ---**
"Two minutes later"
**[08:54] ---**
Rock, paper, scissors!
**[08:58] ---**
Oh, no! You've already mastered
the ability to call time out?!
**[09:03] ---**
Well, it was easy enough to master.
**[09:06] ---**
Now you're going to do
all sorts of things to me
**[09:08] ---**
to upset my state of mind,
aren't you, Kazama-*san*?
**[09:13] ---**
Aren't you a bit too unnerved by this?
**[09:16] ---**
Time out!
**[09:17] ---**
You're using it on me?
**[09:19] ---**
What's your favorite food?
**[09:20] ---**
That's a psychological attack?
**[09:22] ---**
What are your hobbies?
**[09:23] ---**
How do you spend your days off?
**[09:25] ---**
Why're you askin' me all this?
**[09:26] ---**
What was your childhood dream?
Share some childhood memories!
**[09:29] ---**
Forget that!
**[09:30] ---**
Come on! Out with it already!
**[09:32] ---**
If you wanna know, take
back that favor I owe ya!
**[09:34] ---**
These are questions you
can answer on the house!
**[09:35] ---**
My info doesn't run that cheap!
**[09:37] ---**
Now, now! Guys, you'll never
get anywhere at this rate.
**[09:41] ---**
No, this'll probably be over
when you lose in a minute.
**[09:45] ---**
I-I never dreamed that I
commanded such little respect
**[09:48] ---**
as the president of the
Game Creation Club...!
**[09:50] ---**
Game Creation Club (Provisional), you mean.
**[09:52] ---**
"(Provisional)"
**[09:54] ---**
Very well! I shall bring this
game to an end in the next round!
**[09:58] ---**
That's impossible according to our rules!
**[10:01] ---**
Here I go!
**[10:02] ---**
Rock!
**[10:03] ---**
Paper!
**[10:04] ---**
Scissors!
**[10:06] ---**
What now?!
**[10:08] ---**
Club rule... It gets
carried over to next time.
**[10:12] ---**
Having said that, it's getting late,
so let's call it a wrap for today.
**[10:22] ---**
Hey, Chitose. Please add a new
character before the next meeting.
**[10:26] ---**
Make it a human type.
**[10:28] ---**
Okay!
**[10:29] ---**
This president plays dirty!
**[10:31] ---**
But by using these rules
in subsequent meetings,
**[10:35] ---**
Kazama and the others still
haven't played this game...
**[10:56] ---**
I'm starving...
**[10:57] ---**
Hey, did you hear?
**[10:59] ---**
Rumor has it Kazama and his party
defeated the Band of 14 Devils.
**[11:02] ---**
F-For real?! They took down
*the* Band of 14 Devils?!
**[11:06] ---**
Awesome!
**[11:08] ---**
Sounds like our renown went up a
notch thanks to our previous fight.
**[11:13] ---**
No wonder Kazama-*kun* and his party are
the Student Body President's lackeys.
**[11:17] ---**
Like hell we are, you jerks!
**[11:20] ---**
K-K-K-Kazama-*kun*, I'm sorry!
**[11:22] ---**
Now you'd better listen
carefully! Those girls are--
**[11:26] ---**
Kazama*-san*, let's eat lunch together!
**[11:29] ---**
Gah, it's them again!
**[11:32] ---**
It can't be...!
**[11:34] ---**
Student Body President Karasuyama-*sama*!
**[11:37] ---**
She earned a "-*sama*"?!
**[11:39] ---**
And that's the school's underground
boss, Roka Shibasaki-*san*!
**[11:42] ---**
But she's so tiny!
**[11:44] ---**
For being an "underground" boss,
everyone sure knows about you!
**[11:49] ---**
You're intimidating them?!
**[11:50] ---**
Yay!
**[11:52] ---**
And it's working?!
**[11:54] ---**
She instills such fear!
Sh-She's the real deal!
**[11:56] ---**
He acknowledged her as great!
**[11:58] ---**
Come on! Let's eat!
**[12:00] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[12:03] ---**
Roka saw your left hand and insisted...
**[12:05] ---**
Huh? My left hand?
**[12:07] ---**
Right. Kazama-*san,* I doubt
you can hold chopsticks
**[12:12] ---**
because of the injury you
received in your recent fight.
**[12:14] ---**
So I came under the hopes that
I could offer you help eating.
**[12:20] ---**
Come on, now!
**[12:21] ---**
Don't be shy! Sit, sit! I'll serve you!
**[12:21] ---**
I-I could have played that card...
**[12:25] ---**
What card...?
**[12:26] ---**
Oh, this? It's all better.
**[12:29] ---**
Besides, I'm right handed.
**[12:37] ---**
So, why don't we have lunch now?
**[12:39] ---**
You aren't gonna leave?!
**[12:40] ---**
Why don't you give up and sit down?
**[12:42] ---**
You heard her, Kazama*-san.*
**[12:44] ---**
Shuddup! Why do I have to eat at my
desk huddled up next to you guys?!
**[12:48] ---**
Later!
**[12:49] ---**
No!
**[12:50] ---**
Kazama-*san*, you think nothing
of bringing lunch from home?
**[12:52] ---**
Even though you're a delinquent?
**[12:54] ---**
This is...
**[12:55] ---**
Roka, I know all about that!
**[12:58] ---**
What?!
**[12:58] ---**
He always has his little
sister make lunch for him!
**[13:03] ---**
His little sister?!
**[13:05] ---**
What?! Your sister makes lunch for you?!
**[13:07] ---**
You're falling short as
a delinquent, Kazama-*kun*!
**[13:09] ---**
Don't take it out on me! My
sister says it's uneconomical
**[13:12] ---**
to only make one every
morning and forces it on me!
**[13:13] ---**
I-I have to confirm the
contents with my own two eyes!
**[13:17] ---**
Punk! Whadda you think you're doing?!
**[13:23] ---**
Thank goodness! It's a normal *bento.*
**[13:26] ---**
Seriously! It'd be freaky if there
were heart-shaped dishes in it.
**[13:29] ---**
I guess this is just barely within
the range of acceptable, huh?
**[13:33] ---**
You love giving me a hard time, don't you?
**[13:35] ---**
Damn it! And here I didn't want
anyone to find out about this.
**[13:38] ---**
I already know which first
year class your sister is in!
**[13:42] ---**
Wha--?!
**[13:43] ---**
But don't you worry. This notebook
also contains dirt on other students!
**[13:47] ---**
That doesn't make me feel better!
**[13:50] ---**
And that has Ataru Kawahara's name on it!
**[13:50] ---**
"Secret" "Class F - Ataru Kawahara"
**[13:53] ---**
Everything I own is mine! Everything
I want of his is also mine!
**[13:58] ---**
That sounds familiar!
**[13:59] ---**
This is pretty good!
**[14:01] ---**
Don't eat it!
**[14:02] ---**
It's good! Please give your sister to me!
**[14:05] ---**
No, lemme have her!
**[14:06] ---**
No, me!
**[14:06] ---**
You guys are crossing
the line right and left!
**[14:08] ---**
Don't worry! I'll share my *bento* with you!
**[14:12] ---**
Hand it over already!
**[14:13] ---**
I'm not gonna have time to
eat before our next class.
**[14:15] ---**
Huh? What's this?
**[14:17] ---**
You attend class even though
you're a delinquent?
**[14:20] ---**
Only 'cause the next period is Japanese
Classics with Mr. Sean Cone Cone.
**[14:23] ---**
He's special.
**[14:25] ---**
Special?
**[14:26] ---**
He's, well... I guess you
could say I owe him my life.
**[14:30] ---**
There's nothing like that in here.
**[14:33] ---**
'Cause everyone in Kazama's Party
knows what happened firsthand.
**[14:36] ---**
If you really want, I might be
willing to give you the full scoop!
**[14:39] ---**
Oh, please do!
**[14:41] ---**
He wants to tell us about it...
**[14:43] ---**
All right... Well, this happened
when I was in elementary school.
**[14:46] ---**
What the heck?! And here he said
his info doesn't come cheap!
**[14:50] ---**
It happened when Ataru
and the guys dragged me
**[14:53] ---**
up to the department store's
roof to watch a hero show.
**[14:57] ---**
Fire!
**[15:00] ---**
Ataru, we're in this mess 'cause
you wanted to watch RaGaiGar!
**[15:00] ---**
Why did I accept this job...?
**[15:03] ---**
Why did this have to happen...?
**[15:03] ---**
Do something!
**[15:04] ---**
Uh-huh... If we could get
down to that terrace...
**[15:07] ---**
We're up too high!
**[15:09] ---**
But the young announcer lady jumped
down a second ago and she was okay!
**[15:14] ---**
I'm happily married and
have three daughters...
**[15:18] ---**
So farewell!
**[15:20] ---**
What?! Awesome!
**[15:21] ---**
"Actually a part-time worker"
**[15:23] ---**
She wasn't human!
**[15:24] ---**
She wasn't even young.
**[15:27] ---**
Then do you have any other bright ideas?
**[15:28] ---**
Going by how fluffy my body is,
**[15:30] ---**
I might make it out okay if I jumped down.
**[15:34] ---**
Gulp!
**[15:35] ---**
This is too high even for you.
**[15:37] ---**
C-Considering my physique, I might be
able to climb down to the bottom...
**[15:42] ---**
Gulp!
**[15:43] ---**
You may be tall, but that's for
elementary schoolers, so no!
**[15:48] ---**
To be honest, I've recently been
developing an immunity to pain.
**[15:52] ---**
Actually, I kinda... So I might
be able to handle the jump!
**[15:54] ---**
Gulp!
**[15:55] ---**
That's all in your head!
**[15:57] ---**
I'm the superman, RaGaiGar!
**[15:59] ---**
I have the strength to crush boulders
and jump over 20 meters straight up!
**[16:04] ---**
This height should be nothing to me!
**[16:07] ---**
Gulp!
**[16:08] ---**
Get a reality check!
**[16:15] ---**
Are you all right? I've come to rescue you!
**[16:17] ---**
He's awesome!
**[16:20] ---**
Okay, everyone! Use this rope
to climb down to the terrace.
**[16:23] ---**
Yay, you saved us! Thank you so much!
**[16:26] ---**
If you want to thank someone,
please thank the wonderful lady
**[16:31] ---**
who informed me that there
were children still up here.
**[16:34] ---**
That hound!
**[16:36] ---**
There!
**[16:37] ---**
Go on! You need to hurry down!
**[16:42] ---**
You, too. Hurry on now.
**[16:46] ---**
I don't wanna be in debt to
some old fart I don't know.
**[16:49] ---**
Who knows what you'll want from me later!
**[16:51] ---**
This isn't the time for that!
**[16:53] ---**
You have a point.
**[16:59] ---**
In that case,
**[17:00] ---**
if you see someone in need, please help
them just as I have helped you today.
**[17:05] ---**
If you agree to that, then I am
willing to write off today's debt.
**[17:09] ---**
Does that sound agreeable?
**[17:14] ---**
Uh-huh! I'm cool with that!
**[17:17] ---**
You'll become a great man someday!
**[17:20] ---**
Sir, may I climb down that rope, too?
**[17:22] ---**
Certainly. But lose that heavy costume first.
**[17:30] ---**
Thus Mr. Sean Cone Cone saved our lives.
**[17:34] ---**
I just so happened to run into
him again here at this school.
**[17:40] ---**
Isn't that a wonderful story?
**[17:41] ---**
You were here?!
**[17:43] ---**
The idea that this story helped
form your current personality...
**[17:48] ---**
...pisses me off.
**[17:48] ---**
You sure can be rude!
**[17:50] ---**
I had no idea the superman RaGaiGar
was a normal guy on the inside...
**[17:54] ---**
That's all you have to say after
hearing my touching story?!
**[17:57] ---**
And my *bento*! What have you done?!
**[18:00] ---**
I'm sorry. In exchange,
you can have all of mine.
**[18:05] ---**
I'm not gonna get full off that puny thing!
**[18:07] ---**
Don't be such a grump! My little
sister made a delicious--
**[18:11] ---**
Oh, yeah. I forgot that
I ate an early lunch...
**[18:15] ---**
You had an early lunch?!
**[18:16] ---**
Fine, then!
**[18:19] ---**
Here! Go, "Ah!"
**[18:31] ---**
"Ah!"
**[18:32] ---**
Don't start where ya left off!
I can't eat that filthy thing!
**[18:36] ---**
You think this is "filthy"?
**[18:37] ---**
Are you sure it's wise to
utter such a rude word?
**[18:39] ---**
If I remember right, she's in this class...
**[18:42] ---**
Hey, Funabori-*san*?
**[18:46] ---**
M-Me?
**[18:48] ---**
Yep! You! You're the girl.
**[18:49] ---**
As in *the* Funabori?! She was in my class?
**[18:53] ---**
So what's it say? She's domestic,
nice, kind, and considerate.
**[18:59] ---**
My word!
**[19:00] ---**
She gets to school before everyone
else and cleans up the classroom!
**[19:04] ---**
She waters the flowers every day.
She even brings in fresh flowers!
**[19:08] ---**
She's truly a wonderful lady!
**[19:10] ---**
And you had the nerve to
call the ground "filthy"!
**[19:13] ---**
I'm shocked! I had no idea
Funabori was doing all of that!
**[19:17] ---**
I never knew!
**[19:18] ---**
I thought those flowers were fake!
**[19:20] ---**
I'm ashamed of myself!
**[19:22] ---**
Thank you, Funabori!
**[19:23] ---**
Thank you!
**[19:25] ---**
Thank you!
**[19:26] ---**
Fu-na-bo-ri! Fu-na-bo-ri! Fu-na-bo-ri!
**[19:32] ---**
Fu-na-bo-ri! Fu-na-bo-ri!
**[19:33] ---**
Are you trying to bully her?!
**[19:39] ---**
There! Are you happy?
**[19:45] ---**
This is good!
**[19:46] ---**
You know, it's lunchtime!
**[19:49] ---**
Do you have any idea how much filth
everyone's tracked in since morning?
**[19:53] ---**
To be honest, I went to
the restroom today and--
**[19:56] ---**
You can keep that to yourself!
**[19:56] ---**
I went to the stall--
**[19:58] ---**
I don't wanna know!
**[19:59] ---**
Actually, so did I...
**[20:00] ---**
Me, too!
**[20:01] ---**
Me, too!
**[20:02] ---**
The only part about you that screams
embarrassed are your faces!
**[20:06] ---**
Lunch is over!
**[20:10] ---**
Well, we've gotta return to our classrooms.
**[20:13] ---**
Later!
**[20:14] ---**
See you later, Kenji!
**[20:17] ---**
Damn it! I didn't get anything for lunch...
**[20:21] ---**
Excuse me...
**[20:25] ---**
I know it isn't much, but if you like...
**[20:32] ---**
All righty! I'll share mine, too!
**[20:34] ---**
Ditto! Consider it my apology
for eating your lunch.
**[20:36] ---**
Same here!
**[20:37] ---**
Now then, everyone! Let's begin class.
**[20:43] ---**
Oh, dear. I seem to have forgotten
some worksheets in the teacher's room.
**[20:47] ---**
Sorry, but you'll have to study
on your own for five minutes.
**[20:53] ---**
Did the teacher do that for Kazama-*kun*...?
**[20:56] ---**
Is he intentionally giving
you enough time to eat lunch?
**[21:00] ---**
Too awesome!
**[21:07] ---**
Hey!
**[21:10] ---**
You didn't get any lunch, right?
**[21:15] ---**
Here!
**[21:17] ---**
What's that?
**[21:18] ---**
What do you mean? It's
clearly a *yakisoba* sandwich.
**[21:22] ---**
But why?
**[21:23] ---**
Because... you're hungry after
missing out on lunch, right?
**[21:28] ---**
I picked it up since there was one
leftover at the School Store Club.
**[21:31] ---**
Pass. I already ate.
**[21:33] ---**
I'll put it on your tab, so take it.
**[21:38] ---**
Well... In that case, I'll take it.
**[21:46] ---**
What's this?
**[21:51] ---**
It would seem I've intruded.
**[21:52] ---**
If you'll pardon me.
**[21:58] ---**
Enjoy your youths, young ones.
**[22:08] ---**
He's awesome!
**[22:21] ---**
*Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game*
**[22:23] ---**
*Let's lose a lot since it's fun*
**[22:26] ---**
*I don't know anything about*
**[22:28] ---**
*"Bittersweet youth," but I'm
pulling through somehow!*
**[22:31] ---**
*Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams*
**[22:33] ---**
*If you're gonna play, drop by after school*
**[22:36] ---**
*Maybe our lazy clique*
**[22:38] ---**
*Will make an evolution timeline*
**[22:42] ---**
*I made a new game.*
**[22:44] ---**
*I'm already selling it.*
**[22:46] ---**
*I've already played it...*
**[22:53] ---**
*We really are the strongest out there!*
**[22:57] ---**
*When we're caught in peals of laughter,*
**[23:00] ---**
*It's your chance to bind,
bind, bind, bind us up*
**[23:02] ---**
*Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!*
**[23:05] ---**
*Anyway, have fun and give me five*
**[23:08] ---**
*There are hints hidden in today*
**[23:13] ---**
*Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!*
**[23:15] ---**
*You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!*
**[23:18] ---**
*I've been waiting for you,
so let's duel... our way!*
**[23:41] ---**
Hey, hang in there! Come on!
**[23:45] ---**
With these injuries, he's a goner...
**[23:47] ---**
"Take this..."
**[23:49] ---**
Isn't that...?
**[23:50] ---**
"It's this planet's ultimate porn mag."
**[23:53] ---**
Hey! Don't say another word!
**[23:55] ---**
"Share this with the men of space..."
**[24:03] ---**
Damn it!
**[24:06] ---**
Popilson...!
**[24:12] ---**
My name is Joe. I am an
erotic magazine hunter.
**[24:16] ---**
It's my job to travel across space,
**[24:18] ---**
delivering porn mags to
the fools of the world!
**[24:21] ---**
And this mag didn't sell very well.
**[24:25] ---**