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6 - So That Means We're in a Love Triangle!

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[00:39] ---
    Now that Mr. Sean Cone Cone's class
    is over, maybe I'll ditch the rest...
[00:47] ---
    "Feint"
[00:47] ---
    Please save me!
[00:50] ---
    My skin! You pulled my
    skin! It stinking hurts!
[00:53] ---
    M-M-My enemy is coming!
[00:56] ---
    Your enemy?
[01:05] ---
    love to fight love to fight Does
    it matter if it's soy or love?

[01:08] ---
    love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight
[01:12] ---
    Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
    high; Every day is a rollercoaster

[01:15] ---
    You're stunning, understand?
    I feel like good tungsten

[01:18] ---
    I never know why
[01:22] ---
    Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
    and effect in a copyrightable way

[01:25] ---
    Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
    spike and lose all your cash

[01:28] ---
    You never know why; Isn't that right?
[01:33] ---
    We're a group of geeks with ambition,
    despair, and angler fish... Just kidding

[01:41] ---
    We're such dramatic sleazebags
    that we're heretics

[01:43] ---
    Let's tackle making some games!
[01:48] ---
    It's not like we haven't figured that out,
    so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)

[01:55] ---
    If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
    it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)

[02:02] ---
    It's not like we haven't
    figured that much out,

[02:05] ---
    which earns another halleluiah
    (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)

[02:08] ---
    Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,
[02:13] ---
    Or a great demon king
    doesn't destroy the world,

[02:17] ---
    I'm very much about to get a...
[02:20] ---
    Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
    (Oh!) game over alright

[02:28] ---
    "So That Means We're in a Love Triangle!"
[02:30] ---
    Your enemy?
[02:31] ---
    Meaning someone on campus can
    strike fear into her heart?
[02:33] ---
    At any rate, I'm going to hide.
[02:35] ---
    Please let me know if the enemy shows up!
[02:37] ---
    Wait! Why're you hidin' behind me?!
[02:39] ---
    And what's he like, anyway?
[02:40] ---
    Good question! If I had to say...
[02:42] ---
    No matter how hard I run,
[02:45] ---
    for some reason, he can catch up at a walk.
[02:47] ---
    I can run 100 meters in 10 seconds
    flat, yet he's still keeping up!
[02:51] ---
    That is what he's like!
[02:53] ---
    Man, that doesn't help!
[02:56] ---
    Later!
[02:58] ---
    Her aura vanished!
[03:00] ---
    Sheesh! Who could her enemy be?
[03:03] ---
    Shioh-kun, long time no see!
[03:05] ---
    Hey, I'm back!
[03:06] ---
    You came back!
[03:08] ---
    Yeah!
[03:10] ---
    It... couldn't be him, could it?
[03:17] ---
    You're emanating Roka-san's aura!
[03:18] ---
    It-It's him!
[03:20] ---
    Come out! Hiding won't get you anywhere.
[03:22] ---
    Hey! What're you doing?!
[03:23] ---
    Roka-san!
[03:24] ---
    Jerk!
[03:27] ---
    She isn't there.
[03:30] ---
    But she was!
[03:32] ---
    When'd she bolt?!
[03:35] ---
    It is my duty to pursue Roka-san.
[03:39] ---
    That's cool, man.
[03:41] ---
    No, it's not!
[03:42] ---
    She came back!
[03:44] ---
    What was that for, runt?!
[03:45] ---
    Normally, you're supposed to chase after me!
[03:48] ---
    Leave me outta this!
[03:50] ---
    She blew me off...
[03:51] ---
    H-He was ready to catch you!
[03:54] ---
    Roka-san, come to me!
[03:56] ---
    He turned this way! Go
    on, jump into his arms!
[03:57] ---
    Sometimes even I want to play and be free!
[04:01] ---
    You're always free!
[04:04] ---
    I swear, Roka-san, you're
    as innocent as ever.
[04:07] ---
    But that innocence is one of
    the things that make you cute!
[04:12] ---
    What just happened?!
[04:17] ---
    Come on, Roka-san! Come on! Come on!
[04:18] ---
    Hey! Someone, please explain
    what this is all about.
[04:20] ---
    Come on!
[04:21] ---
    Well, he's Hachi Shioh-kun.
[04:23] ---
    Whoa!
[04:24] ---
    I'm sorry!
[04:25] ---
    Huh? Why?
[04:27] ---
    My classroom is nearby, so I
    overheard what was happening.
[04:30] ---
    Funabori, you know about that guy?
[04:33] ---
    Uh, yes.
[04:34] ---
    Actually, Shioh-kun is famous at our school.
[04:39] ---
    He's Hachi Shioh-kun.
[04:40] ---
    His parents run the Shioh Group,
    which manages various businesses.
[04:44] ---
    He's incredibly popular with
    the ladies thanks to his looks,
[04:46] ---
    "Hachi Shioh" personality
    and family background.
[04:49] ---
    Yeah?
[04:51] ---
    Supposedly he was studying at
    his father's company for a while
[04:54] ---
    and took off from school.
[04:56] ---
    But it looks like he's back.
[04:58] ---
    No wonder I don't know him.
[05:00] ---
    And get this! It looks like he's
    lovesick for Shibasaki-san!
[05:05] ---
    That one's kinda obvious.
[05:07] ---
    Is he your type of guy, Funabori?
[05:10] ---
    Huh? I'm not really into his type...
[05:13] ---
    Oh, lastly, just like Shibasaki-san,
[05:15] ---
    Shioh-kun is a member of the Game
    Creation Club (Provisional).
[05:18] ---
    That's flipping important!
    He's in the same club as me?!
[05:21] ---
    Huh? You're in that club?
[05:22] ---
    What, so you're a new club member?
[05:25] ---
    I'm Hachi Shioh from Class
    2-C. It's a pleasure!
[05:28] ---
    Y-Yeah. I'm Kenji Kazama.
[05:31] ---
    I'm curious. How long
    have you known Roka-san?
[05:35] ---
    Huh? A bit over two months?
[05:39] ---
    I've known her since I was a first year!
[05:43] ---
    It's been a while now, hasn't it?
[05:44] ---
    So what?
[05:46] ---
    Thinking back, I first met Roka-san
    shortly after I entered this school.
[05:49] ---
    Hey! Let go of my hand!
[05:53] ---
    W-We're slipping into a flashback, aren't we?
[05:55] ---
    It took place when I was
    on a walk in the courtyard.
[06:00] ---
    I do believe this is a nice school!
[06:02] ---
    All of the girls are so kind!
[06:05] ---
    It's done!
[06:07] ---
    It's my first one since starting high school.
[06:10] ---
    She's dazzling!
[06:12] ---
    Hey! Is that supposed to be for
    your gym clothes or something?
[06:15] ---
    At any rate, it's great
    that you made it yourself.
[06:18] ---
    No, it isn't meant for something like that.
[06:22] ---
    It'd be best if I never used this.
[06:24] ---
    You'll never use it...? Are you certain?
[06:31] ---
    In that case, may I have it?
[06:34] ---
    Wh-Why?
[06:36] ---
    Because you aren't going to use it, right?
[06:38] ---
    In that case, I will make good
    use of it as my bento case.
[06:42] ---
    Girls are overjoyed when I
    use the things they give me!
[06:45] ---
    Come on!
[06:46] ---
    Come on! Come on! Come on!
[06:51] ---
    And that is how she captured my heart!
[06:54] ---
    Oh, so that's what turns him on.
[06:56] ---
    They fall under the same category.
[06:58] ---
    As for that keepsake...
[07:01] ---
    Even now, I carry it on me at all times!
[07:04] ---
    You can't even tell what it is anymore!
[07:06] ---
    So to make a long story short,
    Kazama-kun, you can't show me up.
[07:10] ---
    I wouldn't be so certain.
[07:12] ---
    What do you mean by that, Roka-san?
[07:14] ---
    I have already bagged Kazama-san once!
[07:18] ---
    What?! You've bagged Kazama-kun?!
[07:20] ---
    Is that true?
[07:22] ---
    Yeah...
[07:23] ---
    I see how it is, Kazama-kun.
    In other words, we're...
[07:28] ---
    in a love triangle, right?
[07:31] ---
    How do you figure?!
[07:32] ---
    A love triangle?
[07:33] ---
    Why does that make you two so happy?!
[07:35] ---
    A love...
[07:36] ---
    Redundant!
[07:38] ---
    Behold! This is the start
    of our love triangle!
[07:41] ---
    Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo!
[07:42] ---
    Now sing along with me!
[07:44] ---
    Love triangle, love triangle!
[07:46] ---
    La la la love triangle, love
    triangle, love triangle!
[07:49] ---
    Lo-lo! Lo-lo! Lo-lo! Love
    triangle, love triangle!
[07:53] ---
    La la la love triangle, love triangle!
[07:55] ---
    Cut the buddy circle crap!
[08:01] ---
    Roka-san!
[08:02] ---
    I'll protect you, Roka-san!
[08:11] ---
    Uh, guess I pushed a tad too hard.
[08:14] ---
    I figured you could stop yourself in time...
[08:18] ---
    Man, I'm sorry.
[08:21] ---
    Aren't you lucky, Kazama-san?
[08:24] ---
    This will be your second bagging.
[08:34] ---
    Aren't bags great?
[08:37] ---
    Please let me put it on.
[08:39] ---
    Wha--?!
[08:39] ---
    We can wear it together.
[08:42] ---
    Stay away! Get back! Back!
[08:45] ---
    Stop it!
[08:48] ---
    Fight on! Fight on!
[08:52] ---
    Go! Go!
[08:54] ---
    Huh?
[08:55] ---
    Go! Go!
[08:58] ---
    Go!
[08:59] ---
    Hey, what're they doing?
[09:01] ---
    Ummm, PISS?
[09:03] ---
    "Push It Super Strong," right?
    Don't abbreviate it like that!
[09:12] ---
    He's gonna win?
[09:13] ---
    It's so noisy I can't get any sleep!
[09:15] ---
    Oh, I'm sor--Gah!
[09:17] ---
    She struck when he was distracted!
[09:17] ---
    "Roka | Hachi"
[09:19] ---
    This gives Roka-senpai 82 wins and 0 losses!
[09:22] ---
    They've been going at it for a while...
[09:31] ---
    Okay, I'm outta here!
[09:32] ---
    Hey, Kazama-kun!
[09:34] ---
    Come sit down. There's a seat right here.
[09:36] ---
    Right there?! Are you
    telling me to face you?!
[09:38] ---
    It's still warm from when I was on it.
[09:40] ---
    Shuddup!
[09:43] ---
    Come to think of it, where's your chair?
[09:45] ---
    This has been my seat ever
    since I joined the club.
[09:48] ---
    Hey, if you're cool with that...
[09:50] ---
    Come to think of it, we sure
    had fun earlier, didn't we?
[09:53] ---
    We did?
[09:54] ---
    Huh? You two already know each other?
[09:57] ---
    Yeah. We got nice and close when we
    were under one of Roka's bags together.
[10:01] ---
    Don't give them the wrong idea!
[10:04] ---
    That's gross.
[10:05] ---
    You've got it wrong!
[10:06] ---
    We know what he meant! And knowing you,
[10:08] ---
    I'm sure you tried to stop him, didn't you?
[10:10] ---
    It sounds like you get it, but the
    way you said that ticks me off!
[10:13] ---
    Don't make a scene in the hall.
[10:14] ---
    A normal response!
[10:15] ---
    Wh-Why did you start fighting
    for me after I left?
[10:20] ---
    It's true you created the problem,
    but it had nothing to do with you!
[10:23] ---
    Don't you get tired of throwing
    all these punch lines?
[10:25] ---
    I'm exhausted! And I blame you!
[10:27] ---
    But you're doing wonderful!
[10:29] ---
    Save it!
[10:31] ---
    As such, I'd like to ask a favor of you.
[10:33] ---
    Huh? What is it?
[10:35] ---
    Please fight me in a gaming duel!
[10:38] ---
    Huh?
[10:39] ---
    Two men are going to fight
    over me for real this time!
[10:42] ---
    Right! Winner takes Roka-san's bag!
[10:47] ---
    That bag?
[10:48] ---
    Right, that bag! What do you say, Kazama
-kun
?
[10:52] ---
    Well, I don't really care about that bag...
[10:55] ---
    "Raru Puyo! Quest II"
[10:56] ---
    But I accept your challenge!
[10:57] ---
    Senpai sure is competitive...
[10:59] ---
    But... wait just a second.
[11:04] ---
    Where did that bag go?
[11:07] ---
    Um, excuse me!
[11:09] ---
    Funabori?
[11:10] ---
    Kazama-kun, when you and Shioh-kun
    were, uh, up to some stuff,
[11:14] ---
    you forgot your dirty bag.
[11:17] ---
    I took the liberty to borrow the sports
    facility to wash and iron it for you.
[11:26] ---
    She's such a good girl!
[11:28] ---
    I see. So you were already getting
    the preparations underway.
[11:31] ---
    Was not!
[11:32] ---
    I should have expected as much from my rival.
[11:35] ---
    However, I personally would have preferred
    the bag just as it was, dirty and all.
[11:41] ---
    Why?!
[11:42] ---
    I'm sorry! I shouldn't have washed it!
[11:44] ---
    You haven't done anything wrong, Funabori!
[11:47] ---
    At any rate, now we can duke it out!
[11:50] ---
    Yeah!
[11:51] ---
    Man, this is starting to get interesting.
[11:54] ---
    A moment, please.
[11:56] ---
    Why am I being excluded from a discussion
    about a competition for my possession?
[12:02] ---
    Allow me to compete as well.
[12:04] ---
    You wanna compete?!
[12:05] ---
    Ah, I have business in the teacher's room!
[12:07] ---
    Hey, wait!
[12:07] ---
    In a way, tap water that stinks
    of chlorine can be nice.
[12:10] ---
    Don't ditch me!
[12:13] ---
    Flee like a normal person!
[12:16] ---
    "Didn't escape in time"
[12:18] ---
    Why are we sitting on our knees?
[12:21] ---
    So what game will the battle be fought over?
[12:23] ---
    A moment if you will!
[12:25] ---
    This is supposed to be a man-to-man
    duel over your bag, Roka-san.
[12:28] ---
    If you participate, it's like
    putting the cart before the horse!
[12:32] ---
    Why don't we let her?
[12:34] ---
    In fact, it'd be a dream come true for
    me if she participated in this fight.
[12:38] ---
    Kazama-kun?
[12:40] ---
    Even though she's the most powerful
    person on campus, I can't hit a girl.
[12:44] ---
    I'd love to face her in this
    kind of battle instead!
[12:49] ---
    That bag's gonna be mine.
[12:51] ---
    I'll be taking it back.
[12:53] ---
    Um, this wasn't supposed
    to be about your rivalry...
[12:57] ---
    I know! Since this is
    starting to get interesting,
[13:00] ---
    let's turn it into an open-entry tournament!
[13:03] ---
    Keep your nose outta this!
[13:05] ---
    What? Don't want more rivals?
[13:09] ---
    Well, the more rivals there are, the
    more likely you are to... you know?
[13:13] ---
    Huh? What're you gettin' at?
[13:15] ---
    It'll increase your chances of losing!
[13:18] ---
    Fair enough! Even if it's just a game,
    you wouldn't want to lose, would you?
[13:24] ---
    Bring 'em on!
[13:25] ---
    He's surprisingly easy to dupe!
[13:27] ---
    There is no difference between defeating
    one and defeating a hundred.
[13:30] ---
    Talk about confident!
[13:32] ---
    Well, I'm cool as long as it decreases
    my chances of confronting Roka-san.
[13:35] ---
    In a sense, he's incredible!
[13:37] ---
    I'll crush any who come before me!
[13:40] ---
    Except for Roka-san.
[13:42] ---
    Isn't this a game tournament?
[13:46] ---
    I'm gonna...
[13:48] ---
    ...enter that tournament!
[13:50] ---
    You're entering?
[13:53] ---
    Uh-huh.
[13:55] ---
    So for now,
[13:56] ---
    it's safe to say we've got four contestants.
[13:58] ---
    Uh-huh...
[14:10] ---
    Hello to everyone who has gathered
    here today. I am Tsutsumi Inada.
[14:15] ---
    The Student Body President and
    I will be your hosts today.
[14:20] ---
    Guys, go for the kill! I've
    already gotten the a-okay.
[14:24] ---
    A-Aren't they playing games?
[14:30] ---
    N-Now then, I'd like to commence the game
    tournament, which has 48 contestants!
[14:38] ---
    Doesn't that number seem a bit high?
[14:40] ---
    I'm gonna go all-out and introduce them all!
[14:42] ---
    Texas Roasted Pork Muromi,
    the son of a ramen chef!
[14:45] ---
    "Texas Roasted Pork Muromi"
[14:45] ---
    I'll give you a hearty serving
    if you eat at my ramen joint!
[14:47] ---
    He lives his life based
    primarily off 50% odds!
[14:49] ---
    He's Fifty-Fifty Fujisaki!
[14:50] ---
    "Fifty-Fifty Fujisaki"
[14:51] ---
    This member of the Band of 14 Devils
    has risen to avenge his pals!
[14:54] ---
    "Band of 14 Devils Moro"
[14:54] ---
    He's Moro!
[14:55] ---
    Despite his appearances, he doesn't
    have a nickname! He's Akasaka!
[14:57] ---
    I simply don't have one.
[14:57] ---
    "No Nickname Akasaka"
[14:59] ---
    Mew word! Wonderuff Meinohana's home is
    an animal kingdom with 14 cats and dogs!
[15:02] ---
    "Wonderuff Meinohana"
[15:03] ---
    Wanna see my place? It's amazing!
[15:05] ---
    Ohori is a member of Fujou
    Academy's 24 Nocturnal Baldies!
[15:05] ---
    "Bald"
[15:08] ---
    The self-proclaimed "I'm Not Bald" Tenjin!
[15:09] ---
    "I'm Not Bald Tenjin"
[15:10] ---
    I just shaved it this way!
[15:11] ---
    Next is the 24 Nocturnal
    Baldies' Nishijin! Fukuoka!
[15:15] ---
    And there's more! Snacking
    at least seven times a day...
[15:17] ---
    There aren't any decent guys amongst
    us second years, are there...?
[15:20] ---
    "Green Tea"
[15:22] ---
    Lastly, I'd like to introduce the
    four who instigated this tournament!
[15:27] ---
    With a single smile, he can
    steal any girl's heart!
[15:29] ---
    And he's rich!
[15:30] ---
    He's Hachi Shioh from the Game
    Creation Club (Provisional)!
[15:33] ---
    Then there's the school's underground boss
[15:34] ---
    and President of the Game Creation
    Club (Provisional), Roka Shibasaki!
[15:37] ---
    Recently coming up in the world,
    he's becoming famous, honest!
[15:41] ---
    It's Kenji Kazama from Kazama's Party!
[15:42] ---
    What's with that emphasis?!
[15:44] ---
    And finally, President of the
    real Game Creation Club, Takao--!
[15:49] ---
    What's the matter, President Takao?
[15:52] ---
    Do you really want it all that badly?
[15:54] ---
    Wh-What about you? Do you really want it?
[15:57] ---
    No, I don't care about it.
[15:59] ---
    Eh?! What?! Say what?!
[16:04] ---
    Is she... groaning...?
[16:06] ---
    Well, I'm sure she's working
    out some mental issues.
[16:10] ---
    But Takao is truly fearsome!
[16:13] ---
    Huh? How do you figure?
[16:15] ---
    Take a good look at her tracksuit jacket.
[16:19] ---
    P-P-P-President Takao's
    jacket isn't zipped shut!
[16:24] ---
    Does it mean what I think?!
[16:25] ---
    Yeah, it's what you think!
[16:26] ---
    "As a first year, the jacket fit perfectly."
[16:30] ---
    I can't get it to zip up anymore...
[16:33] ---
    Oh, well. It'd be a waste of money
    to buy a new one at this point.
[16:36] ---
    Grr! Show off!
[16:38] ---
    Stupid! Stupid!
[16:40] ---
    Those two sure are close...
[16:42] ---
    I'm not jealous or anything! Stupid! Stupid!
[16:42] ---
    It's not fair! Cheapskate!
[16:48] ---
    That's nuts!
[16:55] ---
    They're in!
[16:58] ---
    She did it! Just what I'd
    expect from my president!
[17:02] ---
    Hey, I'm surprised, too! But
    is it really all that amazing?
[17:05] ---
    I can't help but sit in awe!
[17:07] ---
    I am fully satisfied.
[17:09] ---
    Why don't we call it a day?
[17:11] ---
    Don't end the tournament!
[17:13] ---
    Wh-What'd you think of that?!
[17:16] ---
    Not much of a question. Haven't
    you already hit your limit?
[17:19] ---
    Open it back up.
[17:21] ---
    You pervert!
[17:22] ---
    I said that out of concern!
[17:23] ---
    Out of c-c-c-c-c--
[17:26] ---
    Huh?
[17:28] ---
    Uh, now that everyone is all
    heated up, let's move on.
[17:32] ---
    Bluntly put, there isn't much
    time before we gotta pack up.
[17:34] ---
    All thanks to you constantly going off topic!
[17:36] ---
    We still haven't told you
    the grand prize, have we?
[17:39] ---
    Yeah, you haven't! You're
    moving slower than a snail!
[17:41] ---
    Tch! We've got a noisy mosquito in the ring.
[17:44] ---
    Excuse me?!
[17:44] ---
    Believe it or not, the winner
    of this tournament...
[17:48] ---
    ...will be presented with this prize!
[17:54] ---
    What the heck is it?
[17:55] ---
    That coming from the host?!
[17:56] ---
    What is that?
[17:58] ---
    That's not what I was expecting.
[17:59] ---
    And no one else knew about it either!
[18:02] ---
    Don't throw a hissy fit, guys.
[18:03] ---
    This isn't your average bag.
[18:06] ---
    You see, it was washed and
    ironed by the Funabori!
[18:14] ---
    I didn't expect them to
    jump on it like that...
[18:17] ---
    If that's the case, I will have
    to enter the tournament as well.
[18:19] ---
    As will I!
[18:20] ---
    Wow! We've got some new contestants!
[18:23] ---
    There's more?!
[18:23] ---
    These two are Nakasu and Kawabata
    of the 24 Nocturnal Baldies!
[18:27] ---
    More Baldies!
[18:28] ---
    Let's start already! At this rate, we'll
    have to stop before we ever compete!
[18:31] ---
    I guess we've got no choice
    but to get started.
[18:33] ---
    "Hey, Here's the Games!"
[18:35] ---
    This box contains the strips of paper I
    asked you to write the name of a game on!
[18:39] ---
    I'll draw one strip; we'll use whatever
    game it says to eliminate the weak!
[18:43] ---
    And our first game will be...
[18:45] ---
    This!
[18:46] ---
    "PISS"
[18:47] ---
    My goodness, it says, "PISS"!
[18:52] ---
    Huh? As in a piss off?
[18:55] ---
    Like what elementary school
    boys used to do all the time?
[18:58] ---
    Then the boys and girls will
    have to compete separately...
[19:00] ---
    That's not what it means! Were
    you gonna make us do that?!
[19:02] ---
    No, I think this is probably a
    "Push It Super Strong," variant.
[19:06] ---
    I bet you win by pushing
    people off the platform.
[19:08] ---
    You wrote that, didn't you?!
[19:10] ---
    Makes sense. So if you're on
    the platform when time's up,
[19:14] ---
    you'll move on to the second round.
[19:16] ---
    Okay, begin!
[19:19] ---
    She didn't give much warning!
[19:22] ---
    Hiya!
[19:23] ---
    Take this!
[19:25] ---
    You're pretty good, Moro.
[19:27] ---
    Texas Roasted Pork Muromi!
[19:29] ---
    But can you defeat me?
[19:32] ---
    I am the one who will bring
    down the Ultimate Darkness!
[19:35] ---
    You'll only take seconds!
[19:37] ---
    Are you sure you want to give me lip?
[19:40] ---
    I won't give you a thick slice of roasted
    pork if you come to my restaurant!
[19:45] ---
    Wh-What?!
[19:48] ---
    So, what'll it be?
[19:51] ---
    Damn it! I'm sorry, guys!
[19:53] ---
    Wow! Moro intentionally
    jumped off the platform!
[19:57] ---
    A piece of cake.
[19:58] ---
    I'll give you a thin slice of pork!
[20:00] ---
    I've got bigger things to worry about!
[20:02] ---
    What?!
[20:03] ---
    After seeing it once, I was confident
    that I'd developed a resistance!
[20:07] ---
    But I was dead wrong!
[20:08] ---
    She had an even greater move!
[20:11] ---
    "Intimidation Level 2"
[20:12] ---
    It's terrifying!
[20:16] ---
    Shibasaki kicked two guys out with one move!
[20:22] ---
    It looks like I get to
    take you out, Takao
-san
.
[20:26] ---
    Please don't hold it against me.
[20:28] ---
    My 50% Compass says that
    it's okay to push you!
[20:30] ---
    "Push | Don't Push"
[20:32] ---
    Leaving fate to his 50% Compass,
[20:34] ---
    Fifty-Fifty Fujisaki has
    finally come in for the kill!
[20:37] ---
    Come here! I'll give you a
    good push from the front!
[20:41] ---
    The sicko! He rigged it so the
    compass would fall on "push"!
[20:43] ---
    He's one messed up 50-50 bastard!
[20:50] ---
    Sheesh! Get off the platform if
    you aren't gonna play the game.
[20:56] ---
    "Push"
[20:59] ---
    Why you! Why'd ya suddenly push me?!
[21:01] ---
    Wasn't that mean?
[21:02] ---
    But...
[21:05] ---
    But... But...!
[21:06] ---
    I really don't want you to win!
[21:12] ---
    Huh? Why not?
[21:14] ---
    W-Well...
[21:23] ---
    Her zipper flew!
[21:26] ---
    Her boobs turned it into a
    bullet! Sh-She's Boobzilla!
[21:29] ---
    S-Stupid! M-Moron!
[21:31] ---
    Right!
[21:32] ---
    S-Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
[21:33] ---
    Hey, are you okay?
[21:35] ---
    Stupid!
[21:37] ---
    I hate to admit it, but
    we have to face facts.
[21:40] ---
    She's on a whole different level than us.
[21:46] ---
    Hey, c'mon!
[21:48] ---
    At any rate, everyone still on the
    field will move on to the second round!
[21:51] ---
    This round's over!
[21:54] ---
    I made it... somehow.
[22:09] ---
    Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game
[22:11] ---
    Let's lose a lot since it's fun
[22:14] ---
    I don't know anything about
[22:16] ---
    "Bittersweet youth," but I'm
    pulling through somehow!

[22:19] ---
    Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams
[22:21] ---
    If you're gonna play, drop by after school
[22:24] ---
    Maybe our lazy clique
[22:26] ---
    Will make an evolution timeline
[22:30] ---
    I made a new game.
[22:32] ---
    I'm already selling it.
[22:34] ---
    I've already played it...
[22:41] ---
    We really are the strongest out there!
[22:45] ---
    When we're caught in peals of laughter,
[22:48] ---
    It's your chance to bind,
    bind, bind, bind us up

[22:51] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!

[22:54] ---
    Anyway, have fun and give me five
[22:56] ---
    There are hints hidden in today
[23:01] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!

[23:04] ---
    You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!
[23:06] ---
    I've been waiting for you,
    so let's duel... our way!

[23:28] ---
    "Legend of the Heroic Masochist, Ataru"
[23:28] ---
    Da-da-dan! Legend of the
    Heroic Masochist, Ataru!
[23:33] ---
    Just you wait, Kenji! You're
    gonna face me in the finals!
[23:36] ---
    Hey, hey!
[23:37] ---
    Don't go forgetting about us!
[23:40] ---
    Guys...!
[23:42] ---
    All of us...
[23:44] ---
    ...will meet again in the Finals League!
[23:46] ---
    Okay, begin!
[23:50] ---
    "Culprit"
[23:50] ---
    The Intimidation!
[23:51] ---
    A-A raptor!
[23:55] ---
    Yokoshima! Nagayama!
[23:58] ---
    Ataru, you go on ahead!
[24:01] ---
    You stand a good chance at winning this game!
[24:03] ---
    Dumbass! I can't let you lose
    this early in the tournament!
[24:06] ---
    Ataru!
[24:08] ---
    Besides, I wonder what'll happen
    if I get crushed by this herd!
[24:12] ---
    What'll happen to me?
[24:14] ---
    I'm sure it wouldn't be pretty.
[24:19] ---
    "Everyone went out of the ring together..."
[24:23] ---
    Ended up feeling that one!
[24:23] ---
    "Legend of the Heroic
    Masochist, Ataru" "The End"