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12 - At this Rate, You'll have Zero Friends for All Eternity!

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[00:37] ---
    What are you talkin' about,
    you pigtailed twit?!
[00:39] ---
    We're just getting started!
[00:40] ---
    So what if you put your hair into
    a ponytail? It's only one tail!
[00:44] ---
    Do you think it can defeat my pigtails?
[00:47] ---
    I just picked up some bad vibes!
[00:49] ---
    "Home Ec Club's Advisor: Fukuko Nishinaga"
[00:49] ---
    Huh? Where did that come from?
[00:54] ---
    By now, the ex-Student Council's third years
[00:56] ---
    should be fighting the kids from the
    Game Creation Club (Provisional).
[01:00] ---
    Th-That's horrible!
[01:02] ---
    You're the counselor for the
    third years, Mr. Torada!
[01:04] ---
    Why are you allowing such
    outrageous behavior?
[01:06] ---
    "Third Years' Counselor: Boruta Torada"
[01:08] ---
    Well, I want the third years to have
[01:10] ---
    some fond memories when they graduate.
[01:12] ---
    I'm trying to be a nice teacher.
[01:14] ---
    In that case, I'll bet this
    bean-filled pancake on
[01:18] ---
    the Game Creation Club
    (Provisional)'s victory.
[01:19] ---
    Wait, Ms. Ohsawa! Why are
    you betting on who will win?
[01:23] ---
    Whoa! In that case, I'll put
    down these Tokyo Nananas
[01:27] ---
    "Tokyo Specialty: Tokyo Nanana"
[01:27] ---
    that I got to share with everyone.
[01:30] ---
    I've never seen a Tokyo resident
    pass out a Tokyo specialty before!
[01:34] ---
    Hmm. This looks like fun.
[01:36] ---
    Mr. Sean Cone Cone!
[01:38] ---
    Please allow me to put this down on
    the Game Creation Club (Provisional).
[01:43] ---
    Th-That really upped the stakes!
[01:45] ---
    This is the key to some treasure
    that I found in one of my digs.
[01:50] ---
    Are you sure you want to risk losing that?!
[01:52] ---
    You see, it's missing one of its eyes.
[01:55] ---
    No matter how hard I searched,
    I simply couldn't find it.
[01:58] ---
    Apparently I wasn't meant
    to unlock the treasure.
[02:02] ---
    So even if I kept this, the
    treasure would simply go to waste.
[02:06] ---
    How horrible!
[02:08] ---
    Huh? But doesn't it look like...?
[02:11] ---
    It couldn't be!
[02:13] ---
    No way!
[02:14] ---
    Could it be the family
    treasure Grandma gave me
[02:17] ---
    that has been passed down for generations?!
[02:22] ---
    I-I'm betting on the third years.
[02:22] ---
    "Fukuko Nishinaga makes
    the bet of a lifetime."
[02:24] ---
    Uh, umm... I'll wager the cupcakes
[02:27] ---
    that a student is bringing in later!
[02:28] ---
    The straight-laced Ms. Nishinaga made a bet!
[02:33] ---
    "This opening has nothing
    to do with the main story."
[02:36] ---
    Our story shall jump back to the
    beginning of their fatal relationship!
[02:42] ---
    "Chitose: 4 Years Old"
[02:44] ---
    "Chitose's Big Sister: 14 Years Old"
[02:46] ---
    Chi-chan, you're always playing by yourself.
[02:49] ---
    I'm worried that you'll
    never make any friends.
[02:53] ---
    Sis, it-it's all done!
[02:56] ---
    Wow! That's such a big mountain.
[03:02] ---
    Wh-Who are you?
[03:05] ---
    I'm Tama-chan. I'm five.
[03:08] ---
    "Tama: 5 Years Old"
[03:09] ---
    You're five? That makes
    you older than Chi-chan.
[03:12] ---
    S-Say, kiddo!
[03:14] ---
    Why don't you be friends
    with my sister, Chi-chan?
[03:18] ---
    You know, Chi-chan, you're always
    playing quietly by yourself.
[03:21] ---
    You don't have any friends!
[03:23] ---
    Chi-chan, you need to make some friends!
[03:26] ---
    I'm worried about you.
[03:30] ---
    So having said that, would you
    mind being friends with Chi-chan?
[03:35] ---
    Look! I'll give you this sucker.
[03:38] ---
    "Lollipop"
[03:39] ---
    Huh?! I never said I'd
    give you the whole bag!
[03:41] ---
    Did you think a single piece of
    candy was enough to win me over?
[03:45] ---
    I caught a big fish?!
[03:48] ---
    But I already have a bunch of lackeys
[03:51] ---
    and I don't really need any friends.
[03:53] ---
    Lackeys?! She's a bigger fish than I thought!
[03:56] ---
    Chi-chan, this is bad!
[03:57] ---
    At this rate, you'll have zero
    friends for all eternity!
[03:59] ---
    No!
[04:01] ---
    May I play in the sandbox?
[04:04] ---
    "Roka: 4 Years Old"
[04:09] ---
    "And thus, the destined three came to meet!"
[04:12] ---
    What's with this flashback?!
[04:15] ---
    love to fight love to fight Does
    it matter if it's soy or love?

[04:18] ---
    love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight
[04:21] ---
    Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
    high; Every day is a rollercoaster

[04:25] ---
    You're stunning, understand?
    I feel like good tungsten

[04:28] ---
    I never know why
[04:32] ---
    Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
    and effect in a copyrightable way

[04:35] ---
    Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
    spike and lose all your cash

[04:38] ---
    You never know why; Isn't that right?
[04:43] ---
    We're a group of geeks with ambition,
    despair, and angler fish... Just kidding

[04:50] ---
    We're such dramatic sleazebags
    that we're heretics

[04:53] ---
    Let's tackle making some games!
[04:58] ---
    It's not like we haven't figured that out,
    so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)

[05:05] ---
    If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
    it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)

[05:11] ---
    It's not like we haven't
    figured that much out,

[05:15] ---
    which earns another halleluiah
    (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)

[05:18] ---
    Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,
[05:23] ---
    Or a great demon king
    doesn't destroy the world,

[05:27] ---
    I'm very much about to get a...
[05:30] ---
    Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
    (Oh!) game over alright

[05:48] ---
    "At this Rate, You'll Have Zero
    Friends for All Eternity!"
[05:48] ---
    She's bent on playing by herself, isn't she?
[05:52] ---
    She's playing?
[05:55] ---
    Sis!
[05:57] ---
    I'm not sure how long I'll be around.
[06:00] ---
    So, Chi-chan, your teens will be
    hard if you don't make some friends.
[06:05] ---
    Sis...
[06:07] ---
    You've got it wrong, Sis! I like the sandbox!
[06:10] ---
    It's my dream to build the
    ultimate sand castle someday!
[06:15] ---
    Huh?
[06:17] ---
    I never realized Chi-chan was
    aiming for such heights...
[06:20] ---
    So she isn't hiding out in the sandbox
    because she's bad at sports, huh?
[06:25] ---
    I see. I'll admit, I didn't
    realize you had a dream.
[06:30] ---
    I'm sure everyone will come see
    the sand castle once it's done!
[06:34] ---
    Then you'll have lots of friends!
[06:36] ---
    Uh-huh!
[06:39] ---
    The ultimate sand castle...
[06:41] ---
    I like the sound of that.
[06:43] ---
    I will offer you my assistance.
[06:49] ---
    "Castle, Elite, Hard, Stairs,
    Make this First, Second"
[06:56] ---
    Hey, why don't you go join--
[07:04] ---
    As long as there is breath in my body,
[07:07] ---
    I will not allow you to build the
    ultimate sand castle on my island!
[07:10] ---
    She really is a big shot!
[07:14] ---
    That's unacceptable! I will punish
    any who trample on another's dreams!
[07:20] ---
    Go on. It's your turn to get back at her.
[07:24] ---
    If you want to accomplish something, you
    must be prepared to dirty your hands.
[07:30] ---
    What?! Who is this cool kid?!
[07:38] ---
    S-Say...
[07:41] ---
    Could you please tell me
    your name? I'm... Chitose!
[07:47] ---
    My name is not worth mentioning.
[07:49] ---
    Hey! You should tell her!
[07:54] ---
    But you've done well, Chi-chan.
[07:57] ---
    You're such a big girl.
[08:00] ---
    Waah! I'll never forgive you!
[08:03] ---
    I will dedicate my heart and
    soul to getting in your way!
[08:07] ---
    Thus, Chitose Karasuyama and Tama
    Sakai began their fated battle
[08:11] ---
    that continued throughout the years!
[08:14] ---
    "began their fated battle that continued
    throughout the years! -END-"
[08:16] ---
    Yeah?
[08:17] ---
    So that happened to Tama-san...
[08:19] ---
    What's with the "thus"?
[08:23] ---
    Hey, Kazama-san! How did
    you like the composition?
[08:26] ---
    Wasn't that a touching story?
[08:27] ---
    You wrote that?!
[08:29] ---
    See! We should have written more
    about Chi-chan and her sister here.
[08:35] ---
    You might be right.
[08:36] ---
    Why're you workin' together to write this?!
[08:39] ---
    Roka-senpai, it bites how I'm not
    included in your rendition of the past,
[08:43] ---
    so please mention how I'm playing
    with a faucet in the park!
[08:48] ---
    All right! I'll revise the story.
[08:50] ---
    Don't abuse your creative license!
[08:53] ---
    Even though she was a kid, I doubt
    the Prez was ever that cute.
[08:57] ---
    That was all fiction, wasn't it?
[09:04] ---
    Ah, okay. Got it. So it's true. Ahem, ahem!
[09:09] ---
    Hey! What's the matter with you?
[09:12] ---
    What about a sandbox?
[09:13] ---
    Shuddup! It's nothing.
[09:17] ---
    The President has her hair in a ponytail!
[09:19] ---
    You're right!
[09:19] ---
    She's movin' around. Of course
    she's gonna pull her hair back.
[09:22] ---
    Stupid! Doesn't that turn you on?!
[09:24] ---
    What?
[09:25] ---
    Ponytails are the primary
    hairstyle for athletic girls!
[09:28] ---
    Kazama-kun, don't you like ponytails?!
[09:30] ---
    Huh? Me? What?!
[09:32] ---
    Don't you like them?
[09:33] ---
    Then join the basketball team!
[09:34] ---
    Why should I?! Is that
    why you joined the team?
[09:36] ---
    Your heart skipped a beat when
    you saw how different she looks!
[09:40] ---
    Did not!
[09:41] ---
    What?! Is that true, Kazama?!
[09:42] ---
    Hell no!
[09:44] ---
    I've got pigtails!
[09:45] ---
    Stop trying to compete over your hair!
[09:47] ---
    No, she's right! Pigtails are also nice!
[09:50] ---
    Kazama-kun, let's ogle
    at their hair together.
[09:52] ---
    Go focus on basketball practice!
[09:56] ---
    Shut up!
[09:58] ---
    Run for it!
[10:00] ---
    Hey, didn't you go after the wrong guys?
[10:02] ---
    Their yapping gave me the heebie-jeebies.
[10:03] ---
    So? Which do you like?
[10:05] ---
    D-Do I have to pick?
[10:08] ---
    Yup.
[10:09] ---
    Th-There are more than just
    two hairstyles out there.
[10:14] ---
    Anyway, I'm Shield No. 2.
[10:19] ---
    I ain't about to let you squash
    our club over a dumb whim.
[10:26] ---
    And for another thing, Tama-senpai,
[10:28] ---
    those kiddy pigtails look horrible on you.
[10:33] ---
    You just turned every girl who
    wears pigtails against you.
[10:36] ---
    So on behalf of everyone in
    pigtails, I will crush you.
[10:42] ---
    And I'm Tama-chan, not Tama-senpai!
[10:58] ---
    Th-They're just playing Cell Thieves, right?
[11:01] ---
    They aren't fighting, are they?
[11:02] ---
    N-Not yet...
[11:04] ---
    Gulp!
[11:06] ---
    Senpai, why are you going to
    such lengths to mess with us?
[11:10] ---
    Think! As the ex-Student Body President,
[11:13] ---
    I can't let Chi-chan's outrageous
    behavior slide, now can I?
[11:16] ---
    That isn't the real reason, is it?
[11:18] ---
    Teehee!
[11:19] ---
    She's always been like this,
    ever since we were little.
[11:22] ---
    "Chitose Karasuyama"
[11:23] ---
    "Tama: 7 Years Old" "Chitose: 6 Years Old"
[11:24] ---
    She comes after Roka and
    I over every little thing.
[11:24] ---
    "Tama: 12 Years Old" "Chitose: 11 Years Old"
[11:26] ---
    "Tama: 15 Years Old" "Chitose: 14 Years Old"
[11:28] ---
    You're still makin' references
    to that flashback?
[11:31] ---
    I thought she was being
    awfully quiet of late.
[11:33] ---
    In fact, I forgot all about her.
[11:34] ---
    Don't forget about her after ranting
    about "fate" and "bad blood."
[11:36] ---
    I don't know about any "bad blood."
[11:39] ---
    Chi-chan is just plain fun to mess with.
[11:49] ---
    Are you all right, Kenji?
[11:51] ---
    Ataru, you're here?
[11:52] ---
    It's a bit late to be asking this,
[11:54] ---
    but why are the girls in our
    school so freakishly strong?
[11:55] ---
    It really is a bit late.
[11:57] ---
    What's with those sumo slaps?!
[11:58] ---
    They stinkin' hurt! And
    they really sent me flying!
[12:00] ---
    Tama-senpai's slaps pack a wallop!
[12:03] ---
    "She's good!"
[12:03] ---
    She's impressed sumo wrestlers
    in the second-highest division!
[12:04] ---
    And her rotating pigtail technique,
    Double Kabuki, keeps her enemies at bay.
[12:08] ---
    It also serves as an attack,
    making for one fearsome move!
[12:12] ---
    She's shocked kabuki actors with it!
[12:12] ---
    "I'm shocked!"
[12:13] ---
    Who wouldn't be?!
[12:14] ---
    And why is she using a move that
    she invented in elementary school?!
[12:18] ---
    I am the man who survived
    that crazy onslaught!
[12:21] ---
    But you're battered and bruised!
[12:24] ---
    Don't underestimate my recovery speed.
[12:26] ---
    Now use me as your shield!
[12:28] ---
    I-I don't need a shield.
[12:29] ---
    Use me! Please use me!
[12:31] ---
    Ataru, you're such a pain in the butt!
[12:35] ---
    Hey! Why are my lowly shields
    resting on the sidelines?
[12:39] ---
    You know, we don't have
    to defeat Tama-senpai.
[12:41] ---
    Aw, my neck hurts.
[12:43] ---
    Won't we win if we steal her
    cell and input the keyword?
[12:45] ---
    I'd do that if I could.
[12:48] ---
    No, I wanna defeat her.
[12:49] ---
    The truth's out! You wanna take her down!
[12:51] ---
    Well, getting my cell is no easy matter.
[12:55] ---
    Considering where she put it, we
    have to defeat her to snatch it!
[12:59] ---
    Sheesh!
[12:59] ---
    Lookie! Lookie!
[13:01] ---
    We could never take it from her.
[13:04] ---
    For the record, I'm gonna take
    my time stealing your cells
[13:09] ---
    after I kick everyone's butts.
[13:10] ---
    You're merciless!
[13:12] ---
    Kazama, you set her off with that tough act.
[13:15] ---
    I set her off...?
[13:16] ---
    Oh, over the ponytail.
[13:18] ---
    And you avoided the question.
[13:20] ---
    Huh?
[13:20] ---
    So, Kenji, use me! C'mon!
[13:23] ---
    Eh?!
[13:23] ---
    You heard him! The least you
    can do is help wear her out.
[13:26] ---
    What?!
[13:31] ---
    Bring it on, Tama-senpai! I'll
    take everything you throw at me!
[13:36] ---
    Why are you so excited?!
[13:38] ---
    They've been doing this, but
    isn't it against the rules?
[13:45] ---
    He's being treated like a thing,
    so they're in the clear.
[13:48] ---
    A thing...
[13:50] ---
    Oh, okay. In that case,
    I'm free to break "it."
[14:00] ---
    Ataru!
[14:02] ---
    That goes beyond the level of mere slaps!
[14:04] ---
    You know, you're welcome
    to walk out of this game.
[14:07] ---
    Since you're the guy who defeated
    "Ultimate Darkness" Roka-chan,
[14:10] ---
    I was kinda looking forward to facing you.
[14:13] ---
    But it looks like you just got lucky.
[14:15] ---
    Stop right there, Tama-senpai!
[14:17] ---
    I don't wanna hear another
    bad word about Kenji!
[14:20] ---
    Despite being a norm, he's
    managed to make it this far!
[14:24] ---
    He's come so far when he's the
    weakest member in our party!
[14:26] ---
    Hey! Ataru, you jerk!
[14:28] ---
    In short, isn't he just a norm?
[14:31] ---
    Sure enough, you don't have
    what it takes to face me.
[14:38] ---
    She's strong!
[14:39] ---
    For my final move, I'll
    push you out of the ring.
[14:47] ---
    ...coincidence.
[14:50] ---
    It's just a coincidence
    that I'm standing here.
[14:52] ---
    No, that's no coincidence!
[14:53] ---
    I don't want to see the provisional club
    get shut down over something like this!
[14:58] ---
    You...
[15:01] ---
    When I see you take a stance,
    it makes me wanna root for you.
[15:05] ---
    I-I just so happened to be here when
    I was on my way to the restroom.
[15:08] ---
    Uh, safe!
[15:11] ---
    You don't get it!
[15:13] ---
    He'd need more than luck to defeat Roka.
[15:18] ---
    C'mon! Let's go after her, Shield!
[15:19] ---
    You still have some fight left in you, right?
[15:21] ---
    I won't let you join my Game Creation
    Club if yours gets shut down,
[15:25] ---
    so you'd better not lose.
[15:29] ---
    Kenji, if you lose the club,
[15:31] ---
    let's go back to the olden days when
    we'd grab some snacks and go home.
[15:34] ---
    You've already given up?!
[15:35] ---
    Uh, Takao-san,
[15:37] ---
    don't you need to go to the restroom?
[15:37] ---
    "Go | Don't Go"
[15:39] ---
    Y-You're bringing that up now?!
[15:41] ---
    All righty, then! Let's get this over
    with so Takao can run to the lady's room!
[15:45] ---
    What?! I-I only, you know? Jeez!
[15:52] ---
    I never expected to tie with a first year.
[15:54] ---
    Wasn't it a pretty decent fight?
[15:58] ---
    But, Matsubara-senpai, didn't
    you hold back big time?
[16:02] ---
    What makes you say that?
[16:04] ---
    The question on your cell
    phone was way too easy.
[16:09] ---
    You never planned on winning, did you?
[16:12] ---
    But even with me out of
    the game, Tama is strong.
[16:16] ---
    Not a problem. The senpai
    in my club are strong, too.
[16:21] ---
    Chi-chan and Roka-chan are undeniably strong.
[16:24] ---
    What about that Kazama kid?
[16:28] ---
    If I had to describe him,
    I'd say he's "average."
[16:30] ---
    Then they're in trouble.
[16:31] ---
    But when push comes to shove...
[16:34] ---
    he'll use kinda dirty tricks
    to pull through or fail trying.
[16:37] ---
    That's not very reliable!
[16:38] ---
    But he's a good guy.
[16:43] ---
    I'd hate to join the Going Home Club now!
[16:45] ---
    Aren't you a delinquent?
[16:47] ---
    There's no way a norm and a norm who
    loves to dig could hope to defeat me.
[16:52] ---
    Who do you think you are, Senpai?
[16:55] ---
    Me? A super girl who turned
    Japanese culture into attacks.
[17:00] ---
    Don't screw with Japanese culture!
[17:01] ---
    I can't stand the idea of
    getting lumped with that norm!
[17:05] ---
    Why? Because I'm blessed
    by the power of earth!
[17:08] ---
    Please talk in normal Japanese!
[17:16] ---
    "Ya! Ya! Ya!"
[17:21] ---
    That was nothin'!
[17:24] ---
    You're holding out longer than I expected.
[17:27] ---
    Will you take back what you
    said about me being a norm?
[17:29] ---
    Sure! You've taken more hits than
    Ataru-chan, so you can't be a norm!
[17:35] ---
    You're a super masochistic freak!
[17:37] ---
    After I endured all those attacks,
    that's your conclusion?!
[17:38] ---
    A super masochist?!
[17:39] ---
    What's with that reaction?!
[17:41] ---
    What the hell?!
[17:43] ---
    Not you, too!
[17:45] ---
    Man, I think we've just about got her!
[17:48] ---
    "Tama"
[17:49] ---
    Senpai is startin' to look worn out.
[17:51] ---
    "Chitose" "Kazama"
[17:51] ---
    Yeah, but so are you.
[17:53] ---
    You aren't any better.
[17:55] ---
    Well, to be honest, I'm beat!
[17:56] ---
    It's about time I put an end to this.
[17:58] ---
    To the way I've harassed
    you throughout high school?
[18:01] ---
    To all of the crap you've put
    me through since I was a kid!
[18:04] ---
    Then maybe I should totally crush you,
[18:07] ---
    so I can enjoy the rest of high school!
[18:10] ---
    I'm gonna kick your butt
[18:12] ---
    and build a massive sand
    castle here at school!
[18:14] ---
    What a lame dream!
[18:22] ---
    What type of high school girl
    keeps mud balls in her pocket?
[18:25] ---
    What type of high school
    girl has an ultimate move?!
[18:28] ---
    Both sound nuts to me!
[18:31] ---
    I finally managed to get past your defenses.
[18:34] ---
    So what are you going to do now?
[18:37] ---
    Defeat me? Grope me?
[18:46] ---
    Tama-chan-senpai, you look prettier
    with your hair down and more mature.
[18:53] ---
    Uh, ummm...
[18:56] ---
    Go on. I pulled through,
    just like I said I would.
[19:06] ---
    My finishing move was a summon!
[19:08] ---
    That wasn't a finishing move.
[19:10] ---
    Kazama-san stealthily responded
    to the text I sent him.
[19:14] ---
    "Kenji Kazama" "Sub: Re: Past Bad
    Blood" "I'll make an opening."
[19:15] ---
    That's cheating!
[19:17] ---
    We did it!
[19:18] ---
    I haven't been able to bag Tama
-senpai
    since the first time I met her, Chi-chan!
[19:22] ---
    Roka...!
[19:24] ---
    I've told you not to call me
    that. I hate that nickname.
[19:27] ---
    "Message: Q. What is today's
    Lunch Set A at our cafeteria?"
[19:31] ---
    The same as yesterday: The Pork Shabu Set.
[19:34] ---
    C-Correct!
[19:35] ---
    Wouldn't anyone know the
    answer to that question?
[19:38] ---
    She doesn't actually want
    to fight you guys for real.
[19:41] ---
    All of you can be royal pains, huh?
[19:43] ---
    We did it! We did it!
[19:43] ---
    Yay! Yay! Yay!
[19:49] ---
    So, you can't shut down our club.
[19:52] ---
    Right, right. It'll have to stay.
[19:55] ---
    I'll play with you again sometime, Chi-chan!
[19:57] ---
    Don't bother!
[20:00] ---
    Sheesh! They're actually
    good friends, aren't they?
[20:05] ---
    Sure are.
[20:07] ---
    Tada! I got some anti-nausea
    medicine from the nurse's office.
[20:10] ---
    I'm back and I'm in tip-top shape!
[20:11] ---
    Let's swat them like flies!
    How many have you defeated?
[20:14] ---
    Ah, have you taken all of them out?
[20:16] ---
    Oh, yeah. We still had her.
[20:18] ---
    There's still her...
[20:20] ---
    There is still her...
[20:22] ---
    She's left...
[20:28] ---
    It stinks!
[20:29] ---
    V-Victory goes to the Game
    Creation Club (Provisional)!
[20:34] ---
    "Game Creation Club (Provisional)"
[20:37] ---
    "Mom finds your porn mags and
    confiscates them. Lose 1 turn."
[20:40] ---
    This is boring!
[20:42] ---
    You suck at this!
[20:44] ---
    But I kick butt at kabuki and sumo slaps.
[20:47] ---
    Senpai, haven't you been
    dropping by a tad much lately?
[20:50] ---
    I'm just coming for some tea.
[20:53] ---
    Besides, you have a bunch
    of candy to snack on!
[20:55] ---
    And call me Tama-chan.
[20:57] ---
    I'll give you some candy, so leave!
[20:59] ---
    You're begging me to destroy this club!
[21:01] ---
    Go ahead and try!
[21:04] ---
    Tama-senpai!
[21:06] ---
    Uh, Tama-chan...
[21:08] ---
    Yes?
[21:09] ---
    I thought long and hard on this, but why
    don't you go ahead and join our club?
[21:15] ---
    No! I don't wanna join this dull, puny club!
[21:18] ---
    Why you...!
[21:22] ---
    H-Hello.
[21:27] ---
    S-See, I just felt like
    it. I'll put it back soon.
[21:32] ---
    What're you talkin' about?
[21:32] ---
    I said I was doing this on a whim!
[21:34] ---
    It's not like I'm trying to impress you!
[21:36] ---
    Why're you angry?!
[21:37] ---
    I'm not!
[21:39] ---
    Uh, actually... I decided
    to be a bit daring...
[21:43] ---
    Look, Kazama-san. What do you think?
[21:46] ---
    How is it? Lookie! Lookie!
[21:48] ---
    H-Hey! Really!
[21:50] ---
    I said I was just in the
    mood! Give me a break!
[21:50] ---
    What's gotten into them?
[21:52] ---
    Look! Lookie!
[21:54] ---
    Hey, guys!
[21:57] ---
    We had a staff meeting about the game
    of tag you played on school grounds.
[22:01] ---
    All of you are suspended for a while.
[22:04] ---
    What?
[22:17] ---
    Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game
[22:19] ---
    Let's lose a lot since it's fun
[22:22] ---
    I don't know anything about
[22:24] ---
    
"Bittersweet youth," but I'm
    pulling through somehow!

[22:27] ---
    Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams
[22:29] ---
    If you're gonna play, drop by after school
[22:32] ---
    Maybe our lazy clique
[22:34] ---
    Will make an evolution timeline
[22:38] ---
    I made a new game.
[22:40] ---
    I'm already selling it.
[22:42] ---
    I've already played it...
[22:49] ---
    We really are the strongest out there!
[22:53] ---
    When we're caught in peals of laughter,
[22:56] ---
    It's your chance to bind,
    bind, bind, bind us up

[22:58] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!

[23:01] ---
    Anyway, have fun and give me five
[23:03] ---
    There are hints hidden in today
[23:08] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!

[23:11] ---
    You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!
[23:14] ---
    I've been waiting for you,
    so let's duel... our way!

[23:36] ---
    "Cell Thieves' Other Showdown"
[23:37] ---
    The third years lost!
[23:39] ---
    Yay!
[23:42] ---
    In that case, this crystal
    skull goes to Ms. Ohsawa.
[23:46] ---
    Huh? Are you sure? But you also
    won the bet, Mr. Cone Cone.
[23:49] ---
    But I made the bet with the
    intention to give this to someone.
[23:54] ---
    Thank you.
[23:57] ---
    Tokyo Nananas sure are yummy...
[24:01] ---
    That empty hole there...
[24:03] ---
    Huh? What about the hole?
[24:05] ---
    Doesn't it look like a Tokyo
    Nanana would fit right in?
[24:08] ---
    Eh? Eh?! Eh?!
[24:10] ---
    Oh, it went in!
[24:11] ---
    I can't believe it! You're
    wasting perfectly good food!
[24:13] ---
    And of course it'll fit in! It's soft!
[24:18] ---
    A-A-A-A-A Tokyo Nanana
    unlocked it?! G-Grandma!
[24:26] ---