1 - Kazama's Party

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[00:40] ---
    Good morning!
[00:42] ---
    Excuse me!
[00:44] ---
    Please take...
[00:52] ---
    "Game Creation Club - Now Recruiting: Come
    make fun games with us in Building B, Classroom 3F!"
[01:01] ---
    Hey, you okay?
[01:04] ---
    Here.
[01:12] ---
    Be careful, 'kay? Later.
[01:15] ---
    Thank y--
[01:16] ---
    Hey, Ken-chan!
[01:18] ---
    What're you up to?
[01:20] ---
    Nuttin' much.
[01:21] ---
    Hey, hey, hey! Let's ditch first period.
[01:24] ---
    Moron!
[01:27] ---
    "Kazama's Party!"
[01:28] ---
    Phew, it's hot!
[01:29] ---
    Ugh, it's hot! Oh, morning!
[01:33] ---
    It's too early!
[01:34] ---
    It's stinkin' popular!
[01:39] ---
    Who're those punks?
[01:40] ---
    They're Fujou Academy's
    fresh crop of delinquents
[01:43] ---
    that have made a name for themselves.
[01:45] ---
    They're the Kazama Party!
[01:47] ---
    First, take that fatso,
    Little Foot Yokoshima!
[01:49] ---
    A striped shirt at that
    weight? Talk about confident!
[01:49] ---
    "Potato Chips"
[01:53] ---
    Then there's Long Mountain Nagayama!
[01:55] ---
    That's just his name in English!
[01:56] ---
    Finally, you've got their leader...
    er... Huh? Who was he...?
[02:04] ---
    I'm Kenji Kazama!
[02:05] ---
    Didn't you just call us Kazama's Party?!
[02:07] ---
    Oh, crap!
[02:08] ---
    Run for it!
[02:11] ---
    Ken-chan, we're sorry. We kinda stand out...
[02:15] ---
    No kidding! Sheesh...
[02:18] ---
    But you know, we haven't actually
    clamped down on this school.
[02:21] ---
    Even though we're delinquents,
    we aren't causing any trouble.
[02:26] ---
    Why don't we quit misbehavin'
    and join a club?
[02:28] ---
    Everyone seems to be having a good time.
[02:31] ---
    It's too late to start down
    that cowardly path now.
[02:35] ---
    I wanna conquer the school
    with this fist of mine!
[02:39] ---
    I finally managed to get out a "Fa."
[02:41] ---
    Remi!
[02:43] ---
    "Game Creation Club"
[02:45] ---
    "Domino, Matching Colors in 3D, Shogi,
    Jessica, Space Game, Life is a Game"
[02:47] ---
    "Raru Puyo! Quest II" "Heh Heh
    Heh! ...Hmn? Magical Village?!"
[02:50] ---
    "Group Fireworks"
[02:52] ---
    "Notice of Recommendation for Loss of Club
    Status" "Club Name: Game Creation Club"
[02:52] ---
    No potential new club members today, either.
[02:56] ---
    At this rate, we really are
    going to lose our club.
[02:59] ---
    Why are we in danger of losing
    our club to begin with?
[03:02] ---
    We're a culture club, but we
    didn't report any projects
[03:05] ---
    that were bursting with creativity.
[03:07] ---
    But don't we play games every single day?
[03:10] ---
    I wasn't thinking!
[03:12] ---
    The Game Creation Club has to actually
    make games to count as a club.
[03:17] ---
    Oopsy!
[03:18] ---
    You just realized that?
[03:20] ---
    "Game Creation Club | Need
    Members | Immediately!!"
[03:20] ---
    And I've managed to wriggle us out
    of this one until today, but...
[03:24] ---
    We don't meet the minimum
    required number of members...
[03:27] ---
    Aw, and here this club
    was so easy and carefree.
[03:31] ---
    When's the recruitment deadline?
[03:32] ---
    Today.
[03:38] ---
    So, if Kazama's Party is
    gonna conquer the school,
[03:42] ---
    I really think we oughta make it
    clear who's the boss around here.
[03:47] ---
    Then maybe we should start
    with the Golf Bag Gang.
[03:50] ---
    The who? They don't spark any interest...
[03:53] ---
    But dang! Aren't the culture
    clubs loaded with fun stuff?
[03:57] ---
    Like manga and games!
[03:59] ---
    Yeah!
[04:00] ---
    If Kazama's Party is gonna rule the school,
[04:02] ---
    why don't we "borrow" some of their goods?
[04:05] ---
    You're just as evil as you look...
[04:08] ---
    Why not? What'll it hurt? Let's do it!
[04:13] ---
    A fire!
[04:14] ---
    Hey, are you okay?!
[04:21] ---
    What're you doing?!
[04:23] ---
    N-Nothing. This fire is merely an illusion.
[04:26] ---
    It's friggin' hot! No one's
    gonna buy that excuse.
[04:29] ---
    Ken-chan! Here's a fire extinguisher!
[04:31] ---
    Th-Thanks!
[04:32] ---
    Ladies, outta the way!
[04:37] ---
    Okay! Fire, be gone!
[04:45] ---
    Yay! The fire went out!
[04:50] ---
    Geh! What was I thinking?
[04:52] ---
    It isn't like me to put so
    much effort into something!
[04:55] ---
    I'm amazed you put out that illusionary fire.
[04:57] ---
    You just said, "fire," didn't you?!
[05:01] ---
    So how did a fire get
    started in your clubroom?
[05:06] ---
    Fire... works?
[05:09] ---
    Okay, thanks for your help.
[05:11] ---
    Yokoshima!
[05:12] ---
    What the hell was that for?!
[05:14] ---
    Nagayama!
[05:16] ---
    Nagayama!
[05:18] ---
    What do you think you're doing?!
[05:20] ---
    I'm a lightning type.
[05:22] ---
    I'm a water type.
[05:24] ---
    Man, they've lost me...
[05:26] ---
    Word of this must not leak
    to the outside world.
[05:26] ---
    "Let's go meet someone
    more enthralling than me!"
[05:29] ---
    So we're going to help
    you forget what happened!
[05:31] ---
    You're what...?!
[05:32] ---
    Thanks to my fire-type abilities...
[05:35] ---
    ...you are doomed to forget
    everything that has transpired.
[05:40] ---
    You're a fire type?! What's this about types?
[05:43] ---
    They are the elements that
    everyone presides over.
[05:45] ---
    People can't do that in real life!
[05:48] ---
    What're you doing? Lemme go!
[05:50] ---
    Water Lock!
[05:51] ---
    Lightning Lock!
[05:52] ---
    That doesn't flipping exist!
[05:54] ---
    You've seen too much.
[05:56] ---
    Are you gonna burn me to a crisp?
[05:59] ---
    Knock it off!
[06:02] ---
    If you don't forget everything,
    I won't like you anymore!
[06:12] ---
    Excuse me?
[06:15] ---
    No! I never dreamed her ultimate flame-based
[06:18] ---
    "Moe Moe"
[06:18] ---
    Moe Moe Attack wouldn't work!
[06:20] ---
    Hang in there! Maybe he barely scathed you!
[06:23] ---
    "Dampened spirits"
[06:23] ---
    I've dampened her spirits.
[06:24] ---
    Maybe she really is a fire type.
[06:32] ---
    Earth type.
[06:33] ---
    What?!
[06:34] ---
    Earth Punch!
[06:38] ---
    Earth?! How the hell was anything
    about that fist "earth type"?!
[06:41] ---
    It was neutral!
[06:42] ---
    He said it was neutral! He's catching
    on pretty quickly, isn't he?
[06:45] ---
    Sure is. Not just anyone
    could say that off the bat.
[06:48] ---
    I was out building a castle in the
    sandbox until just a second ago.
[06:51] ---
    And you call yourself a high schooler?!
[06:53] ---
    As such, my hands are currently
    covered in loads of dirt.
[06:56] ---
    Wash your hands!
[07:01] ---
    For now, I had better...
[07:02] ---
    Ken-chan, I'll share my chicken with ya.
[07:03] ---
    "Flashback of Days Gone Past"
[07:05] ---
    You can count on me to sink the shot!
[07:08] ---
    Forget it! I can't leave them behind.
[07:10] ---
    Jeez, his memory sure isn't
    going anywhere, is it?
[07:13] ---
    Sure isn't...
[07:15] ---
    Th-This time we'll launch a combined
    attack with all of our types.
[07:21] ---
    With all of their types...?
[07:23] ---
    Hey, Ken-chan!
[07:27] ---
    Sorry, guys!
[07:30] ---
    Hey, are you going to abandon your
    friends to save your own hide?
[07:34] ---
    I don't have any other choice!
[07:35] ---
    And why do I have to plead
    my case to the enemy?!
[07:38] ---
    Be a man and die!
[07:39] ---
    Oh, you just told him to die.
[07:44] ---
    They're gonna kill me!
[07:48] ---
    That was just a figure of speech!
[07:50] ---
    But you've got something
    bordering on murder in mind!
[07:58] ---
    No!
[08:07] ---
    Sweet! I managed to shake them.
[08:09] ---
    What's wrong with that
    club? They're all nuts!
[08:14] ---
    Excuse me...
[08:16] ---
    The fire type!
[08:19] ---
    Thank you very much.
[08:20] ---
    Huh?!
[08:22] ---
    For putting out the fire.
[08:24] ---
    Sure...
[08:25] ---
    We've learned our lesson and won't light
    fireworks in the clubroom anymore.
[08:29] ---
    That's a given! Why were you
    messin' with fireworks, anyway?
[08:31] ---
    We were wondering if we could
[08:33] ---
    come up with some sort of magic
    trick to attract club members.
[08:35] ---
    That's why you started a fire?!
[08:38] ---
    Stupid magic trick!
[08:39] ---
    Don't blame the magic trick!
[08:42] ---
    And there was one other thing.
[08:44] ---
    Thank you for helping me out this morning.
[08:46] ---
    You picked up those handouts for me.
[08:50] ---
    You're... the girl I saw at
    the school gate this morning?
[08:53] ---
    You forgot!
[08:55] ---
    You were recruiting for that terrifying club?
[08:58] ---
    Terrifying...?
[08:59] ---
    At any rate, I'll forget
    about that puny fire,
[09:03] ---
    so quit harassing me.
[09:04] ---
    Later!
[09:06] ---
    I would definitely like
    to have you join my club.
[09:09] ---
    Your club?
[09:11] ---
    I am the president of the Game
    Creation Club, Roka Shibasaki.
[09:14] ---
    You're the club's president?!
[09:16] ---
    I am going to recruit you.
[09:19] ---
    I'm not interested in the Game Club.
[09:21] ---
    This isn't the Game Club.
    It's the Game Creation Club.
[09:28] ---
    Just for the record, your fire-type
    Moe Moe Attack won't work on me.
[09:33] ---
    That type is merely a front.
[09:37] ---
    To be honest, I'm a darkness type.
[09:42] ---
    Huh? Darkness...?
[09:51] ---
    Huh...?
[09:53] ---
    Why are we...?
[09:54] ---
    Where's Ken-chan?
[09:56] ---
    The darkness...!
[10:00] ---
    Where?! Where am I?!
[10:02] ---
    There are currently two
    paths in front of you.
[10:02] ---
    Where the hell am I?!
[10:05] ---
    It's dark! It's dark and
    scary! It's pitch black!
[10:05] ---
    One is that you be a good boy
    and join the Game Creation Club.
[10:08] ---
    Or would you rather...?
[10:09] ---
    What is it? Well?
[10:14] ---
    So, which will it be?
[10:17] ---
    I'll join! Please let me join your club!
[10:21] ---
    We'll welcome you with open arms.
[10:33] ---
    Starting over again, I'm the
    president, Roka Shibasaki.
[10:36] ---
    Welcome to the club.
[10:38] ---
    I'm Chitose Karasuyama, a second year.
[10:42] ---
    I'm Sakura Mizukami. I'm a first year!
[10:44] ---
    I couldn't care less! Now get this off of me!
[10:46] ---
    Hey, were you paying attention?
[10:48] ---
    What're you doing?
[10:50] ---
    Why are you rubbing your
    cheek against my feet?
[10:53] ---
    Ew! Do you have a foot fetish?
[10:54] ---
    I ain't doin' that! Now hurry
    up and get this bag off of me!
[10:58] ---
    What were you thinking?!
[10:59] ---
    We figured you wouldn't hear
    us out if we didn't tie you up.
[11:02] ---
    You take things way too flipping far!
[11:05] ---
    Now you've heard our self-introductions,
    Mr. Foot Fetish.
[11:07] ---
    Wait! You're trying to establish
    me as some weird elemental type!
[11:11] ---
    We still haven't heard
    your self-introduction,
[11:13] ---
    but it doesn't really matter.
[11:14] ---
    It doesn't?!
[11:15] ---
    Now hurry up and write your name
    on this Club Enrollment Form.
[11:18] ---
    I'm screwed if they submit
    that thing to the teacher.
[11:23] ---
    Likewise, I'm also screwed if
    I don't write my name on it...
[11:26] ---
    What should I do?!
[11:34] ---
    I'm surprised! I thought you
    were going to whine a bit first.
[11:37] ---
    So you finally gave up, huh?
[11:40] ---
    Here ya go.
[11:42] ---
    Well, I'm headin' on home for the day.
[11:44] ---
    Okay, why not? It looks like
    you put down legit information.
[11:47] ---
    Sweet! They're letting me leave the clubroom.
[11:51] ---
    Now to race to the teacher's room.
[11:53] ---
    If I steal the Club Enrollment Form
    from the delivery girl and play dumb,
[11:57] ---
    I win!
[11:59] ---
    So, ma'am, here you are.
[12:01] ---
    Yeah. It's in my hands now.
[12:03] ---
    Wait a damn minute!
[12:04] ---
    Eh? What? You're a teacher?
[12:06] ---
    Are you a teacher?!
[12:08] ---
    I'm the Game Creation Club's
    advisor, Minami Ohsawa.
[12:11] ---
    Nice to meet you.
[12:18] ---
    Déjà vu?
[12:19] ---
    Hey, don't run from us!
[12:21] ---
    Try not to go on too big of a rampage.
[12:23] ---
    Damn it! I totally miscalculated!
[12:25] ---
    How was I supposed to
    know she was a teacher?!
[12:28] ---
    You're fast!
[12:30] ---
    I fell behind last time since
    you caught me off guard,
[12:32] ---
    but things will be different this time!
[12:35] ---
    You see, I've been waiting in a
    crouching start for a while now!
[12:40] ---
    Is she stupid? No, she
    just might be a genius!
[12:43] ---
    Once more, I'm Sakura Mizukami
    from Class 1-D. I'm a water type!
[12:47] ---
    I don't care about your type!
[12:48] ---
    Give up and hand over that
    Club Enrollment Form!
[12:52] ---
    What now?!
[12:53] ---
    I forgot to bring water with me.
[12:55] ---
    I'll go grab my water, so please wait for me!
[12:58] ---
    She can't do anything without water.
[13:00] ---
    Are their types all that important?
[13:09] ---
    Well, I shoulda known it
    wouldn't be that easy.
[13:13] ---
    Um, if you hand over that
    Club Enrollment Form now,
[13:17] ---
    well, I'd be willing to put
    in a good word for you...
[13:22] ---
    I'll pass. I'm not into that whole moe thing.
[13:30] ---
    I survived your verbal onslaught!
[13:32] ---
    She flippin' survived!
[13:36] ---
    Shit! She switched to darkness again.
[13:37] ---
    Drop your weird obsession already!
[13:39] ---
    Now then, the darkness is my domain.
[13:42] ---
    Ever so slowly, I will tighten my grip
    around your throat in the darkness.
[13:46] ---
    I'm as blind as a bat!
[13:48] ---
    If I waste too much time in here,
    that dirt freak will catch up!
[13:50] ---
    Chitose won't be here for a while.
[13:52] ---
    She went to the sandbox to get some sand.
[13:54] ---
    Are their types really all that important?!
[13:58] ---
    But wait! That would mean...
[14:00] ---
    You're my only opponent, aren't you?
[14:03] ---
    Now that I think about it, there's no need
    for me to hang out in this patchwork "domain"!
[14:11] ---
    Huh?
[14:12] ---
    I took a wrong turn...
[14:20] ---
    Nice! Now pull me--
[14:22] ---
    You've already reached your limit!
[14:25] ---
    At this rate, we'll both wind up falling.
[14:27] ---
    I'll get off with a broken leg or
    something, so go ahead and let--
[14:30] ---
    I won't let go!
[14:33] ---
    I've finally found a potential
    new club member...
[14:38] ---
    There is no way I'm going to let go!
[14:40] ---
    But you're gonna fall with me!
[14:42] ---
    I don't care!
[14:43] ---
    Don't worry about keeping up the moe act!
[14:45] ---
    It isn't an act!
[14:46] ---
    This is the... real me!
[14:51] ---
    You're...
[14:52] ---
    Oh, crap. I can't hold on.
[14:54] ---
    After all the cool things you said?!
[14:57] ---
    This puts a lot of weight on my stomach...
[15:00] ---
    At this rate, I won't be
    able to have kids someday.
[15:03] ---
    Aw, there goes my dream of building a happy
    family with two sons and a daughter...!
[15:10] ---
    Scary! I'm sorry! Let me
    fall! Right this second!
[15:16] ---
    You were great, President.
[15:20] ---
    Took ya long enough!
[15:24] ---
    Man, I thought I was gonna die!
[15:32] ---
    Let's go, Roka.
[15:41] ---
    "Club Enrollment Form | Game Creation
    Club" "Year 2 Class B" "Kenji Kazama"
[15:43] ---
    I'm Kenji Kazama from Class 2-B.
[15:50] ---
    Welcome to the Game Creation Club.
[15:53] ---
    Thanks.
[15:57] ---
    So I got caught in the heat of the moment
    and joined their club yesterday...
[16:01] ---
    What's going to happen to me now?
[16:06] ---
    Yesterday?
[16:07] ---
    What're you talking about?
[16:08] ---
    They've seriously forgotten the whole thing!
[16:10] ---
    That aside, check out my do!
[16:13] ---
    I have no idea when it started doing this.
[16:14] ---
    It's stinking awesome!
[16:16] ---
    Ain't it?
[16:17] ---
    This is for the best.
[16:17] ---
    I'd have the look nailed if I
    had a spiked bat, wouldn't I?
[16:19] ---
    I can't get my pals caught up in this mess.
[16:21] ---
    Kenji!
[16:24] ---
    Are you all right, Kenji?!
[16:26] ---
    You okay?! Are you okay, Kenji?!
[16:29] ---
    How strange! I can't see any
    blaring physical injuries,
[16:33] ---
    which could only mean...
[16:35] ---
    ...they must have done something
    weird under your clothes!
[16:38] ---
    Ataru!
[16:39] ---
    I have no idea what you're talking about,
[16:41] ---
    but keep talking and you're a dead man!
[16:44] ---
    What brought you here, Vice President?
[16:47] ---
    Don't call me that cold, distant title.
[16:50] ---
    Call me Acchan, not Vice President!
[16:53] ---
    The four of us have been friends
    going back to Fujou Elementary!
[16:56] ---
    Yahoo! Let's go!
[16:57] ---
    Wait up!
[16:59] ---
    All of us came to the same high
    school like the good friends we are,
[17:02] ---
    but then you became delinquents!
[17:05] ---
    Curse you, traitors!
[17:07] ---
    So what are you doing here, Ataru?
[17:10] ---
    Oh, right.
[17:13] ---
    Kenji, I've only heard this through rumor,
[17:15] ---
    but I understand you've joined
    the Game Creation Club.
[17:18] ---
    So what if I have?
[17:20] ---
    It's a dangerous club.
[17:22] ---
    No, the club itself isn't
    necessarily dangerous.
[17:25] ---
    Chitose Karasuyama's authority
    is what poses a threat.
[17:28] ---
    Does the dirt freak's butt
    really weigh that much?
[17:30] ---
    Didn't you know?
[17:32] ---
    She's our school's Student Body President.
[17:35] ---
    Seriously?! Her, the President?!
[17:38] ---
    Fujou Academy's 15th Student Body
    President, Chitose Karasuyama.
[17:42] ---
    Between her assertive ways and charisma,
[17:44] ---
    she has made not only the students,
[17:45] ---
    but also the teachers bow before her!
[17:48] ---
    She is truly the queen of this academy!
[17:50] ---
    Fearing her power, the Five
    Heavenly Kings of Fujou,
[17:53] ---
    the Two Brothers, and the Devil's
    14th Band all went into hiding!
[17:57] ---
    Wait, this school had that many
    delinquent groups here besides us?
[18:00] ---
    You guys are just the tip of the iceberg,
[18:03] ---
    you hicks fresh from the country!
[18:05] ---
    Am I that low level...?
[18:07] ---
    Chitose Karasuyama...
[18:10] ---
    As the Vice President, she is
    my nemesis--my eternal rival!
[18:14] ---
    Hey, lemme in on the conversation!
[18:16] ---
    Me, too!
[18:17] ---
    And be sure to include me!
[18:20] ---
    It-It-It-It-It's her!
[18:22] ---
    Why're you eavesdropping?! That's sick!
[18:25] ---
    I just so happened to hear your
    moronic voices while I was up here.
[18:29] ---
    You think I'm gonna buy that?!
[18:31] ---
    For the record, this is
    the girl's locker room.
[18:34] ---
    P-P-President, please
    hurry and shut the window!
[18:37] ---
    Uh, well...
[18:39] ---
    You filthy Peeping Toms...
[18:41] ---
    Y-You've got it all wrong!
[18:42] ---
    Seriously, please don't say stuff like that!
[18:44] ---
    Stu--Don't say, "please"!
[18:46] ---
    It makes it seem like we've lost!
[18:48] ---
    Hah! Come to think of it,
    you're on the second floor!
[18:51] ---
    We couldn't see a thing from
    down here, even if we wanted to!
[18:53] ---
    If you worked together, you could
    get high enough to gape at me!
[18:57] ---
    If we worked together...?
[18:58] ---
    We could gape at her...?!
[19:00] ---
    Can't balance!
[19:02] ---
    Heavy!
[19:04] ---
    It might work!
[19:05] ---
    You didn't include me!
[19:07] ---
    You're that desperate for a peek?
[19:09] ---
    Hey, Mr. Left Out! You still suck at life!
[19:13] ---
    This is why you couldn't beat me.
[19:16] ---
    Come to think of it,
[19:17] ---
    you didn't win the election for
    Student Body President, did you?
[19:20] ---
    That's right! I lost the
    election to become President!
[19:24] ---
    I figured I could contribute to my school
    somehow, so I became the Vice President.
[19:28] ---
    But whenever there was a problem,
    the President would stomp on me!
[19:30] ---
    She'd stomp on me when
    there wasn't a problem!
[19:32] ---
    She walked all over me!
[19:33] ---
    When... When she's like that... I
    find her unforgivably addictive!
[19:38] ---
    Addictive?! Hey, are you okay?!
[19:41] ---
    Aw, forget it! Guys, get
    your fannies away from here.
[19:44] ---
    If you refuse to go, I'll force you to leave.
[19:47] ---
    With one of your special earth attacks?!
[19:49] ---
    My spit is enough to deal
    with the likes of you.
[19:52] ---
    Nasty! How the heck did this
    freak become the President?!
[19:56] ---
    Bring it on if you dare!
[19:57] ---
    I'll be sure to catch it!
[20:00] ---
    You aren't supposed to catch it!
[20:01] ---
    You were whining about how we've changed,
[20:03] ---
    but you've changed the most!
[20:05] ---
    This attack won't work on that pervert.
[20:08] ---
    What could I use against them...?
[20:09] ---
    Stupid! Stop it!
[20:10] ---
    Lemme go! Let me catch
    her spit! Lemme catch it!
[20:13] ---
    Actually, lemme drink it! C'mon!
[20:14] ---
    Crap!
[20:15] ---
    I'd prefer the earth-type attack!
[20:19] ---
    Hey, what's keepin' ya? Get running!
[20:21] ---
    I... I'm not going to run!
[20:23] ---
    Dude, that's goin' way beyond
    "ecstasy" if it hits you!
[20:26] ---
    No! If I pull back now, I'll be
    returning to my days of submission!
[20:32] ---
    So today I'm going to change
    myself, right here, right now!
[20:35] ---
    And I'm going to save you, Kenji!
[20:39] ---
    Ataru, you...
[20:43] ---
    We'll lend ya a hand, Acchan.
[20:46] ---
    Guys...
[20:49] ---
    All right! Bring it on, President!
[20:52] ---
    "Left overs"
[20:53] ---
    Huh?
[20:54] ---
    I will surpass you!
[20:57] ---
    For a lowly Vice President, you've got guts!
[20:59] ---
    But die!
[21:05] ---
    Hey, Kenji! What's keeping you?
[21:07] ---
    Did you need me for something?
[21:09] ---
    Moron! We could never start without you!
[21:12] ---
    Lend me the strength to change!
[21:15] ---
    And here you started this without me.
[21:17] ---
    Go! You've got two minutes!
[21:18] ---
    I can't last for longer than that.
[21:20] ---
    Nagayama!
[21:21] ---
    No, make it one.
[21:22] ---
    You cut my time!
[21:24] ---
    One minute, huh? But that one minute...
[21:32] ---
    Go!
[21:35] ---
    ...is long enough!
[21:46] ---
    I had intended to save you, but in
    the end, you wound up saving me.
[21:50] ---
    It's nothing! Thanks to you, I was
    able to get back at that wench!
[21:54] ---
    Impressive!
[21:56] ---
    I wasn't sure what to think
    when Roka brought you along,
[22:00] ---
    but I get it now. I see
    you in a bit better light.
[22:04] ---
    However, I've won this round.
[22:09] ---
    No!
[22:12] ---
    "The following students have been suspended:
    Class 2-B Kenji Kazama, Class 2-F Ataru Kawahara"
[22:19] ---
    Kazama-san!
[22:21] ---
    It's you...
[22:23] ---
    The Game Creation Club meets on Tuesday,
    Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday.
[22:28] ---
    Say, why did you pick me?
[22:32] ---
    Do you honestly... not want to join?
[22:48] ---
    I've already submitted the Club
    Enrollment Form! Might as well!
[22:54] ---
    Okay!
[23:03] ---
    love to fight love to fight Does
    it matter if it's soy or love?
[23:06] ---
    love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight
[23:09] ---
    Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
    high; Every day is a rollercoaster
[23:13] ---
    You're stunning, understand?
    I feel like good tungsten
[23:16] ---
    I never know why
[23:20] ---
    Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
    and effect in a copyrightable way
[23:23] ---
    Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
    spike and lose all your cash
[23:26] ---
    You never know why; Isn't that right?
[23:31] ---
    We're a group of geeks with ambition,
    despair, and angler fish... Just kidding
[23:39] ---
    We're such dramatic sleazebags
    that we're heretics
[23:41] ---
    Let's tackle making some games!
[23:46] ---
    It's not like we haven't figured that out,
    so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[23:53] ---
    If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
    it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)
[23:59] ---
    It's not like we haven't
    figured that much out,
[24:03] ---
    which earns another halleluiah
    (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[24:06] ---
    Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,
[24:11] ---
    Or a great demon king
    doesn't destroy the world,
[24:15] ---
    I'm very much about to get a...
[24:18] ---
    Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
    (Oh!) game over alright