# 4 - They’re the Band of 14 Devils!!
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**[00:38] ---**
"Now we're the Real Game Creation Club"
"Celebrating Victory" "Won at the FuF Festival!!"
**[00:54] ---**
Takao's Secret Slash Attack!
**[00:57] ---**
What the heck...?
**[00:59] ---**
"What is Takao's Secret Slash Attack?!!"
**[01:00] ---**
What is Takao's Secret Slash Attack?!
**[01:03] ---**
It converts the kinetic energy obtained
**[01:03] ---**
"If only I had big boobs!"
**[01:06] ---**
from hyper-bouncing boobs
into offensive power,
**[01:07] ---**
allowing one to smite her foe.
**[01:09] ---**
This secret technique is passed
down the famous Takao family line!
**[01:12] ---**
"I want boobs! And make 'em massive!"
**[01:12] ---**
But only those with monster
melons can master this move.
**[01:16] ---**
"You can't master the secret
technique with that flat chest!!"
**[01:16] ---**
Men and boobless women cannot
master this rare move!
**[01:19] ---**
"I'm sorry, Father!"
**[01:22] ---**
I'm sure that's how the story goes!
**[01:25] ---**
Grrr! Curse the Takao family
and their perfect figures!
**[01:28] ---**
Don't create a backstory for me!
**[01:35] ---**
Uh, so then, I would like to begin the
meeting to decide our official club title.
**[01:41] ---**
Okay!
**[01:43] ---**
All righty, everyone!
**[01:44] ---**
Please write your suggestion on
the whiteboard in front of you.
**[01:49] ---**
"Game Creation Club Saturn" "Graaah!"
**[01:51] ---**
What gives? Are you trying
to make it sound like a game?
**[01:56] ---**
What about Saturn sounds game-ish?
**[01:58] ---**
Guess not. She's simply a dirt fanatic.
**[02:01] ---**
Rejected due to sounding cool!
**[02:03] ---**
You serious?
**[02:04] ---**
Then I'm next!
**[02:05] ---**
"Dolphin Game Creation Club"
**[02:07] ---**
You did a good job mixing in
your water type, but so what?
**[02:11] ---**
The dolphin...
**[02:13] ---**
It's drawing you in?!
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"Dengeki Game Creation Club Station"
**[02:16] ---**
You randomly popped up just to show us *that*?!
**[02:19] ---**
All of your suggestions are
cute or cool, so they're out!
**[02:22] ---**
I bet she's gonna reject everything...
**[02:24] ---**
It looks like everything is
riding on you, Kazama-*san*.
**[02:28] ---**
Me?!
**[02:29] ---**
Yes! I have high hopes for you.
**[02:31] ---**
"Game Creation Club No. 2"
**[02:34] ---**
That's so common...
**[02:37] ---**
Damn it! Why? Mine is the most accurate!
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I think his is fine, personally.
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You're actually a nice gal, aren't ya?
**[02:47] ---**
Uh, yeah...
**[02:51] ---**
"Game Creation Club No. 2"
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To be honest, I actually
thought this was pretty nice!
**[02:55] ---**
That line came a little too late...
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I hate to say this after you've
gotten so excited, but...
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The club's official name
was determined ages ago.
**[03:05] ---**
What?!
**[03:06] ---**
Then why were you thinking up names with us?!
**[03:10] ---**
I wanted to interact with
you students a bit...
**[03:12] ---**
You reflect poorly on all teachers!
**[03:14] ---**
When you become an official club,
isn't your name usually set in stone?
**[03:18] ---**
Y-You have a point...
**[03:21] ---**
So what's our official name?
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You're officially the "Game
Creation Club (Provisional)."
**[03:26] ---**
"Game Creation Club (Provisional)"
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"(Provisional)" is *official*?
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Hey, Provisional Club!
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"But runs in fear of a counterattack"
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Pirates of the Provisional Club!
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You little--! You're just a pair of boobs!
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Kazama-*san*, are you okay with this name?
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Well, I don't see why not. It suits you guys.
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Huh?! What's that supposed to mean?!
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Are you implying that we're
the "Whatever Club"?!
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That's not what I'm gettin' at!
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But it's what I think.
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Say...
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Roka, um... I'm sorry I laughed.
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Takao-*san.*
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Kazama, you too.
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'K-kay...
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That's all!
**[04:22] ---**
Well, it looks like she didn't mean
anything by it. Isn't that great?
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Yay...
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Secret Move: Eye Jab of Darkness!
**[04:32] ---**
What?!
**[04:41] ---**
*love to fight love to fight Does
it matter if it's soy or love?*
**[04:44] ---**
*love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight*
**[04:48] ---**
*Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
high; Every day is a rollercoaster*
**[04:51] ---**
*You're stunning, understand?
I feel like good tungsten*
**[04:54] ---**
*I never know why*
**[04:58] ---**
*Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
and effect in a copyrightable way*
**[05:01] ---**
*Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
spike and lose all your cash*
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*You never know why; Isn't that right?*
**[05:09] ---**
*We're a group of geeks with ambition,
despair, and angler fish... Just kidding*
**[05:17] ---**
*We're such dramatic sleazebags
that we're heretics*
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*Let's tackle making some games!*
**[05:24] ---**
*It's not like we haven't figured that out,
so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
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*If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)*
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*It's not like we haven't
figured that much out,*
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*which earns another halleluiah
(Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
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*Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,*
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*Or a great demon king
doesn't destroy the world,*
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*I'm very much about to get a...*
**[05:56] ---**
*Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
(Oh!) game over alright*
**[06:04] ---**
"They're the Band of 14 Devils!!"
**[06:05] ---**
Ken-*chan*, you sure 'bout skipping
out on that game club today?
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It's cool! I don't have to
attend every single day.
**[06:12] ---**
You seem to be enjoying
yourself these days, Ken-*chan*.
**[06:15] ---**
Yeah, right!
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Look sharp! They're delinquents.
**[06:21] ---**
So are we.
**[06:23] ---**
Oh, yeah.
**[06:25] ---**
Hey, you're making it hard for
other pedestrians to get by!
**[06:31] ---**
They're the Band of 14 Devils!
**[06:33] ---**
"Out for personal reasons"
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They're the Band of 14 Devils!
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A-Ataru?!
**[06:36] ---**
Who're they?
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Out of all the infamous delinquents at
Fujou Academy, they are feared the most!
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They are the Band of 14 Devils!
**[06:42] ---**
"Band of 14 Devils"
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A band?!
**[06:46] ---**
Does the gang use instruments as weapons?!
**[06:49] ---**
No, they're a disruptive gang that
hogs the rhythm games at arcades.
**[06:53] ---**
Even students from other schools
are issuing complaints.
**[06:55] ---**
They're just hittin' the arcade!
**[06:58] ---**
"Leader: Odawara"
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Huh? You gotta problem with us?
**[07:02] ---**
"The Not Particularly Strange Myokaku"
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Oh, I know all about these guys!
**[07:05] ---**
They're the hicks from that
something-or-other group that just cropped up.
**[07:08] ---**
He doesn't know squat!
**[07:10] ---**
Then I'll just have to give you a lesson!
**[07:12] ---**
You'll learn how terrifying
the Band of 14 Devils is!
**[07:16] ---**
"Game Creation Club (Provisional)"
**[07:17] ---**
Searching for rare porn mags,
**[07:19] ---**
this space adventure is meant
for rough and wild space men!
**[07:22] ---**
You need four people to play this game.
**[07:25] ---**
That four player requirement
is a nasty rule, huh?
**[07:28] ---**
It leaves room for further improvement.
**[07:31] ---**
One, two, three... *four*!
**[07:34] ---**
There's no way I'll play that vulgar game!
**[07:37] ---**
And what is the meaning of this, anyway?
**[07:39] ---**
It-It's horrible!
**[07:42] ---**
K-Kenji...
**[07:44] ---**
The Band of 14 Devils kicked
his butt and took off with him!
**[07:49] ---**
And you thought nothing of saving yourself?
**[07:52] ---**
Don't be silly! For one thing,
I merely supply information.
**[07:55] ---**
I have absolutely no intention
of participating in a fight.
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I couldn't care less.
**[07:59] ---**
A-At any rate, you need
to hurry and save him!
**[08:02] ---**
B-B-B-But! But if I did that, I'd injure
Kazama-*san*'s pride as a delinquent.
**[08:08] ---**
Don't be stupid!
**[08:12] ---**
Aren't you his club president?!
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You need to clean up his mess!
**[08:19] ---**
Huh? He's a big boy; he can
clean up after himself!
**[08:22] ---**
I should think so!
**[08:23] ---**
Shut up over there!
**[08:27] ---**
So what are you going to do?
**[08:28] ---**
P-P-Pee...
**[08:30] ---**
Pee?
**[08:32] ---**
The pee!
**[08:34] ---**
What pee?
**[08:35] ---**
That head butt and the pressure from
your boobs compressed my bladder.
**[08:40] ---**
In other words, I've gotta go pee--
**[08:40] ---**
Go already!
**[08:47] ---**
Uh, Chitose and Sakura,
would you accompany me?
**[08:54] ---**
Uhhh, I guess I don't mind.
**[08:56] ---**
If that's an order!
**[09:02] ---**
Well, we're heading on out.
**[09:05] ---**
Let's hurry. I can't hold it much longer.
**[09:08] ---**
Good grief. She's such a handful.
**[09:12] ---**
You're leaving me like this?!
**[09:15] ---**
Uh, Vice President, please untie me!
**[09:20] ---**
"Grin!"
**[09:21] ---**
You're grinning? Why are you grinning?!
**[09:23] ---**
It's not like I wanted to get tied up!
**[09:25] ---**
I'm not like you!
**[09:28] ---**
Help! I'm gonna have an accident!
**[09:39] ---**
So you're finally awake.
**[09:41] ---**
You had some nerve, standing up to
us when there were only three of you.
**[09:45] ---**
We're the freaking Band of 14 Devils!
**[09:48] ---**
"Band of 14 Devils!!"
**[09:49] ---**
"Kazama kicked their butts
| Out for personal reasons"
**[09:51] ---**
Man! I thought they were a ragtag team,
but they were surprisingly tough.
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We aren't your typical gamers!
**[09:58] ---**
Lemme tell ya why!
**[10:00] ---**
We workout our fingers and arms
daily, all for rhythm gaming!
**[10:04] ---**
And someday, we will conquer Fujou Academy!
**[10:11] ---**
Leader, check this out! It's incredible!
**[10:14] ---**
You jerk! Stay outta my bag!
**[10:16] ---**
But I don't remember
puttin' anything in it...
**[10:18] ---**
Whoa! What is this?!
**[10:20] ---**
What is it?!
**[10:21] ---**
"The Scramble for Porn Mags in
Space Game, VoL. 2" "4 Players"
**[10:23] ---**
Th-The Scramble for Porn Mags in Space Game?!
**[10:27] ---**
How dare she stuff that in my bag?!
**[10:42] ---**
I don't really remember why
I became a delinquent...
**[10:46] ---**
I'd thrash anyone who pissed me off.
**[10:49] ---**
If someone tried to pick a
fight, I'd let 'im have it.
**[10:52] ---**
And this is where...
**[10:54] ---**
...it got me?
**[10:55] ---**
I'm tellin' ya, we should go first!
**[10:57] ---**
No! As your leader, I should go first!
**[11:00] ---**
No, me!
**[11:01] ---**
You awake, Ken-*chan*?
**[11:04] ---**
Yokoshima! Where's Nagayama?
**[11:06] ---**
Up.
**[11:08] ---**
How come each of us is bound differently?!
**[11:12] ---**
Damn it! The rope isn't about to budge.
**[11:14] ---**
And here they're wide open!
**[11:17] ---**
It's all thanks to that
game of yours, Ken-*chan*.
**[11:19] ---**
It isn't mine! She snuck it
in my bag behind my back.
**[11:24] ---**
Like I said, I'm first!
I'm your freakin' leader!
**[11:27] ---**
You're such a moron, Odawara! That
doesn't mean squat right now!
**[11:31] ---**
No honorific title? And here he
was just calling me "Leader"?
**[11:34] ---**
Besides, I think this is an example
of when a good leader would step down.
**[11:38] ---**
Fine! This is a four-player game!
**[11:39] ---**
"4 Players Only!" Fine!
This is a four-player game!
**[11:41] ---**
So let's work that out after we
break up into groups of four!
**[11:44] ---**
He isn't stepping down?!
**[11:47] ---**
But we like that suggestion!
**[11:51] ---**
They fell for it! There are
currently nine of us here.
**[11:54] ---**
We can only make two teams.
**[11:56] ---**
This is a surefire way to
eradicate one of my competitors!
**[11:58] ---**
And if my team comes out victorious...
**[12:01] ---**
"Team B: Matsuhisa, Kaneko, Haijima, Kodama"
"Team A: Takezawa, Orihara, Myokaku, Takasaki"
**[12:03] ---**
"The Other Team"
**[12:05] ---**
I'm the one who got left out?!
**[12:09] ---**
Why the heck is he their leader?
**[12:12] ---**
All righty! We'll settle
this with a battle of wills!
**[12:16] ---**
A battle of wills?
**[12:17] ---**
Right. Which side proves that they
want to play the game the most, wins!
**[12:22] ---**
And for my wager...
**[12:25] ---**
I'm putting down this
picture of Funabori-*san*!
**[12:27] ---**
You for real?!
**[12:28] ---**
It's a picture of Funabori-*san*, who won the
(unofficial) Miss Best Wife Material Pageant
**[12:32] ---**
at this year's FuF Festival!
**[12:35] ---**
Who...?
**[12:36] ---**
It's even a photo of the domestic
goddess slipping up in the kitchen!
**[12:41] ---**
Talk about rare!
**[12:43] ---**
You're bordering on freaky!
**[12:46] ---**
But your conviction... isn't lost on me.
**[12:49] ---**
Yet a part of me is saying,
"Don't back down!"
**[12:53] ---**
If you're gonna bet Miss Wife
Funabori-*san*, then I'll put down...
**[12:57] ---**
Here's my photo of Takao-*san* from the
Game Creation Club down on the mats!
**[13:02] ---**
A-A-A-A-Are you serious?!
**[13:04] ---**
It's a picture of *the* Takao-*san*?!
**[13:05] ---**
Just look at those puppies!
**[13:06] ---**
Is she a goddess?
**[13:07] ---**
Gimme!
**[13:08] ---**
I guess she's famous...
**[13:10] ---**
So, can any of you put down
something that trumps this?!
**[13:15] ---**
A-Amazing!
**[13:17] ---**
What an incredible force of will!
**[13:21] ---**
What is it, Ken-*chan*?
**[13:23] ---**
Well, just now, I was
wonderin' if she'd be happy
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if she saw how they're
fightin' over her game.
**[13:29] ---**
Who?
**[13:30] ---**
Forget it. It's nothing...
**[13:33] ---**
A-At this rate, I'll still be sitting on
the sidelines when they reach a conclusion.
**[13:38] ---**
I've gotta do something!
**[13:40] ---**
Now that it's come to this...!
**[13:42] ---**
Hey, guys! All eyes over here!
**[13:44] ---**
I'm gonna team up with these punks.
**[13:46] ---**
What?!
**[13:47] ---**
C'mon! The real fight's just starting!
**[13:49] ---**
He's way too desperate.
**[13:51] ---**
You shouldn't be turning to us!
**[13:53] ---**
I'm begging you!
**[13:54] ---**
Don't beg!
**[13:56] ---**
I'm not gonna play that game.
**[13:57] ---**
Why not?! Wasn't it your
porn mag game to begin with?
**[14:00] ---**
I told you, it isn't mine!
**[14:02] ---**
Let's have fun and play together!
**[14:04] ---**
It's a bit late for that!
**[14:06] ---**
If you're their leader, let's see you
put a stop to this stupid dispute!
**[14:11] ---**
Oh, okay...
**[14:13] ---**
In that case, here's what I'll do...
**[14:16] ---**
...to this crap!
**[14:22] ---**
Hey, Odawara! What's wrong with you?!
**[14:24] ---**
Shut up! Everyone's fighting
because of that piece of crap!
**[14:28] ---**
I wanna play this game, too!
**[14:31] ---**
But there's somethin' I want more...
**[14:32] ---**
I just want all of us to get
along with each other...!
**[14:38] ---**
I'm sorry, Leader.
**[14:40] ---**
To be honest, I didn't plan on
playing that photo for real...
**[14:44] ---**
And I'm sorry I stopped giving
you any titles of respect.
**[14:44] ---**
Leader! Leader! Leader! Leader!
**[14:48] ---**
Guys!
**[14:50] ---**
Thank God! Everything's back to normal.
**[14:54] ---**
It sucks I couldn't play that
game, but I'm truly hap--
**[14:58] ---**
Leader! Leader!
**[14:59] ---**
Did he snap the ropes with
his own brute strength?!
**[15:02] ---**
How dare you attack Leader?!
**[15:04] ---**
I don't know why...
**[15:08] ---**
I don't know why I did that either...
**[15:09] ---**
Huh? What's he saying?
**[15:11] ---**
He's annoying! Let's beat the heck outta him!
**[15:13] ---**
It's like I totally lost my
cool for a second there...
**[15:17] ---**
Why don't we go ahead and bury him for now?
**[15:19] ---**
That's a great idea!
**[15:20] ---**
No, no! We should toss him into the pool!
**[15:23] ---**
That's cruel!
**[15:25] ---**
No, we should stuff him in
a bag. It'll be pitch black.
**[15:28] ---**
I see...
**[15:31] ---**
Who the heck are you guys?!
**[15:33] ---**
Who, huh?
**[15:34] ---**
"Ultimately came"
**[15:35] ---**
Just some girls who got lost
**[15:36] ---**
on the way home after we left the restroom.
**[15:38] ---**
That's the best you could come up with?
**[15:42] ---**
What the heck?
**[15:43] ---**
And isn't that the Student Body President?!
**[15:44] ---**
T-Takao-*san*, I'm sorry!
**[15:46] ---**
Why'd you apologize?
**[15:48] ---**
Wh-What brought such big fish out here...?
**[15:51] ---**
Was it you?! Did you bring them here?!
**[15:54] ---**
This wasn't my doing!
**[15:55] ---**
No, we're here for him.
**[15:57] ---**
See?!
**[15:58] ---**
You scumbag! It's not fair how
four girls came to rescue you!
**[16:02] ---**
There are fourteen of us, but not
a single one of us has a girl!
**[16:06] ---**
Whoa! I think you've got the wrong idea here!
**[16:08] ---**
But dang, I'm totally blown away!
**[16:11] ---**
Who knew the Prez was this twerp's woman?
**[16:14] ---**
What?!
**[16:15] ---**
Huh? S-Sorry!
**[16:17] ---**
Th-Then are you his girl?
**[16:22] ---**
I'm not sure what that means...
**[16:23] ---**
Th-Then how about you?
**[16:26] ---**
That's right! It isn't an
overstatement when I say
**[16:29] ---**
that Kazama-*san* and I are bound by
an inseverable bond that runs deep.
**[16:34] ---**
For some reason... that rings false.
**[16:36] ---**
Th-Th-Then d-does that m-mean
he's d-dating T-Takao-*san*...?
**[16:41] ---**
Huh? What? There isn't anything
going on between the two of us.
**[16:45] ---**
It can't be true!
**[16:46] ---**
Sounds awfully fishy!
**[16:47] ---**
I said we aren't like that!
**[16:50] ---**
I-I'm sorry!
**[16:53] ---**
Huh? Then what are you to him?
**[16:56] ---**
We're...
**[16:58] ---**
...his friends in the Game Creation Club!
**[17:00] ---**
What?!
**[17:02] ---**
Now let's get this over with nice and quick!
**[17:05] ---**
I've been getting complaints
from the arcades.
**[17:07] ---**
Those girls are itching for a fight!
**[17:10] ---**
But this is a golden opportunity!
**[17:12] ---**
What?!
**[17:13] ---**
It's our chance to defeat the President
and reign supreme at Fujou Academy!
**[17:17] ---**
The heck?! You're itching for a fight, too?
**[17:19] ---**
B-But they're a bunch of girls!
**[17:22] ---**
You're such a moron, Cockscomb!
**[17:24] ---**
Cocks--?!
**[17:25] ---**
If you wanna rule, you've
gotta harden your heart!
**[17:29] ---**
We want this badly enough we're
willing to do that! We wanna rule!
**[17:33] ---**
To rule...
**[17:38] ---**
D-Damn it!
**[17:40] ---**
This is it! I always get
game over on this song.
**[17:45] ---**
I knew it! I won't make it in time!
**[17:47] ---**
"Odawara"
**[17:53] ---**
I'll lend ya a hand!
**[17:54] ---**
Komagawa!
**[17:56] ---**
But isn't that cheating?
**[17:57] ---**
Does it matter? Playin' together
is an art in and of itself.
**[18:01] ---**
Although I bet this'll be a
piece of cake for the two of us.
**[18:04] ---**
If everyone in our team
worked together like this,
**[18:08] ---**
conquering the school might
be a breeze! Just saying!
**[18:11] ---**
"Injured due to battle"
**[18:14] ---**
I wanna conquer the whole
school... Just saying!
**[18:20] ---**
We're gonna conquer the school!
**[18:22] ---**
Yeah!
**[18:23] ---**
That's the spirit!
**[18:24] ---**
Let's go!
**[18:26] ---**
"Band of 14 Devils vs. Girls Who Got Lost
on the Way Home after Leaving the Restroom"
**[18:27] ---**
Don't randomly start fighting!
**[18:30] ---**
Damn it! Kodama's already down!
**[18:32] ---**
But he's a small fry we only keep
around to maintain the number 14!
**[18:35] ---**
The two of us have killer teamwork!
**[18:38] ---**
Eat our Ultimate Twin Dragon Attack!
**[18:41] ---**
Dra! Dra! Dra! Dra! Dra! Dra!
**[18:44] ---**
That "Dra, Dra" thing is really annoying!
**[18:49] ---**
I think I'll call mine...
**[18:50] ---**
"No Matter Where You Go, It's a Dra!"
**[18:52] ---**
That's a *door*!
**[18:54] ---**
No matter where you go!
**[18:55] ---**
"German Village, Tokyo - Kujukuri Beach"
**[18:56] ---**
My image of the world is small!
**[19:01] ---**
You're good! But what does that
water have to do with your attacks?
**[19:06] ---**
Oh, this?
**[19:07] ---**
I don't like touching people unless
I've taken a liking to them.
**[19:11] ---**
So it's meant to cleanse and coat my hand.
**[19:15] ---**
Ouch! She sure is cruel.
**[19:19] ---**
Hurry and untie me!
**[19:20] ---**
I'm working on it!
**[19:21] ---**
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
**[19:24] ---**
Really! This is what you
get for being a delinquent.
**[19:27] ---**
Shut it!
**[19:28] ---**
Hey, thank you. You were a lifesaver.
**[19:31] ---**
Y-You owe me one!
**[19:33] ---**
Yeah! I'll pay ya back whenever you like.
**[19:42] ---**
Let's tie down the weakest looking twit here!
**[19:44] ---**
Take this! The two of us--
**[19:54] ---**
Eh?! Um, w-wait just a sec...
**[19:57] ---**
Hey!
**[19:58] ---**
Wait! Notice how he's completely
lost the will to fight?
**[20:02] ---**
I said to hold up!
**[20:04] ---**
This fight is over!
**[20:07] ---**
Huh? Kazama-*san*?
**[20:09] ---**
I swear, you get lost in your own
world when you get serious. Sheesh!
**[20:12] ---**
Ah, you! It can't be!
**[20:16] ---**
The way you defeat your foes in one blow
with that bag attack... I'm sure it's you!
**[20:21] ---**
You're the girl of legend
who ended the battle between
**[20:24] ---**
the current Student Body President
and the one before her!
**[20:29] ---**
"Ultimate Darkness"
**[20:29] ---**
Roka Shibasaki is said to
be the underground boss!
**[20:35] ---**
Uh, what did he just say?
**[20:38] ---**
She's the school's underground boss?!
**[20:40] ---**
In other words, she's the most
powerful person at school...
**[20:44] ---**
To think that she's the pinnacle
of what I'm aiming for...
**[20:48] ---**
This is so wrong...
**[20:50] ---**
Kazama-*san*, I don't care about being
the underground boss or anything!
**[20:55] ---**
She's wide open! If I defeat the
underground boss here and now...
**[20:59] ---**
I'll become Number One!
**[21:06] ---**
Kazama-*san*!
**[21:14] ---**
You bastard!
**[21:16] ---**
Don't you dare raise a
hand against my president!
**[21:24] ---**
Th-Thank you.
**[21:26] ---**
That's what I should be saying to you.
**[21:29] ---**
I owe ya one!
**[21:31] ---**
It's the president's duty
to rescue her club members.
**[21:34] ---**
O-Okay...
**[21:43] ---**
Well, I'd say that takes care of that.
**[21:45] ---**
"The Scramble for Porn Mags
in Space Game, VoL. 3"
**[21:46] ---**
So let's play a game together!
**[21:49] ---**
Why is there a volume three?!
**[21:52] ---**
Games evolve every day!
**[21:54] ---**
What the hell?! Return my rage!
**[21:57] ---**
Oh? Did you get upset over something?
**[21:59] ---**
Shut up!
**[22:01] ---**
Ken-*chan*, hang in there! Your
trials have just begun... I think.
**[22:18] ---**
*Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game*
**[22:20] ---**
*Let's lose a lot since it's fun*
**[22:23] ---**
*I don't know anything about*
**[22:25] ---**
*"Bittersweet youth," but I'm
pulling through somehow!*
**[22:28] ---**
*Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams*
**[22:30] ---**
*If you're gonna play, drop by after school*
**[22:33] ---**
*Maybe our lazy clique*
**[22:35] ---**
*Will make an evolution timeline*
**[22:39] ---**
*I made a new game.*
**[22:41] ---**
*I'm already selling it.*
**[22:43] ---**
*I've already played it...*
**[22:50] ---**
*We really are the strongest out there!*
**[22:54] ---**
*When we're caught in peals of laughter,*
**[22:57] ---**
*It's your chance to bind,
bind, bind, bind us up*
**[22:59] ---**
*Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!*
**[23:02] ---**
*Anyway, have fun and give me five*
**[23:04] ---**
*There are hints hidden in today*
**[23:09] ---**
*Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!*
**[23:12] ---**
*You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!*
**[23:15] ---**
*I've been waiting for you,
so let's duel... our way!*
**[23:37] ---**
Da-da-dan! Legend of the
Heroic Masochist, Ataru!
**[23:43] ---**
As a teacher, I'm afraid I
can't let this one slide.
**[23:47] ---**
You've got it wrong! And
what's with that stun gun?!
**[23:50] ---**
You've left me with no choice.
**[23:52] ---**
You just had to step beyond what
was acceptable in my clubroom.
**[23:58] ---**
That stun gun goes way beyond
what I consider acceptable!
**[24:02] ---**
Vice President, please say something!
**[24:05] ---**
A jolt from that could do major damage.
**[24:09] ---**
But I cannot change the fact that my
body is aching to get zapped by it!
**[24:13] ---**
What?!
**[24:15] ---**
Screw it! I'll be a man and
take what I've got coming!
**[24:17] ---**
Here I go!
**[24:18] ---**
You're charging?!
**[24:19] ---**
There he goes...
**[24:21] ---**
"After Ataru got taken down, Takao
worked to clear the misunderstanding."
**[24:23] ---**
"Legend of the Heroic
Masochist, Ataru" "The End"
**[24:23] ---**
*End*ed up feeling that one!