E8 - Big Sis and Little Bro \ Street Poems \ Big Sis and Friends \ The Nameless Landmark

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[00:06] Nat
    Huh?
[00:07] Nat
    What a pain.
[00:09] Kar
    What's wrong?
[00:10] Nat
    My mom asked me to pick up
    some soy sauce on my way home.
[00:13] Nat
    Jeez.
[00:14] Nat
    She should get my little
    brother to do it instead.
[00:17] Kar
    Now, now...
[00:18] Kar
    Nat-chan, that just means
    she depends on you.
[00:20] Nat
    Hmph.
[00:26] Sak
    Natsuki-chan...
[00:27] Girls
    You have a little brother?!
SIGN    Record 24
SIGN    Big Sis and Little Bro
[02:08] Nat
    Huh?
[02:09] Nat
    I never mentioned it?
[02:10] Sak
    This is so the first I've heard of it!
[02:12] Bot
    When was that written into your backstory?
[02:13] Nat
    What do you mean, "when?"
[02:15] Nat
    This isn't some old school mecha anime.
[02:18] Cla
    What's his name?
[02:19] Nat
    Oh? It's Lloyd.
[02:21] Cla
    Lloyd?
[02:22] Cla
    That's an unusual name
    for a Japanese person.
[02:25] Nat
    I don't think it's all that
    different from "Claire."
[02:28] Kar
    Older? Younger?
[02:30] Sak
    Male? Female?
[02:31] Nat
    I told you, he's my little brother!
[02:33] Sak
    Oh, yeah.
[02:35] Nat
    He's two years younger than me.
[02:38] Sak
    Well? What school does he go to?
[02:40] Kar
    Does he look like you?
[02:41] Cla
    What are his hobbies and talents?
[02:42] Bot
    Height? Weight?
[02:44] Sak
    What does he wash first in the bath?
[02:45] Kar
    What does he usually talk about?
[02:47] Cla
    What school activities was he into,
    and what did he learn from them?
[02:50] Bot
    What's his personal motto?
[02:51] Sak
    Now, what question are we on?
[02:52] Nat
    You guys are getting too into this!
[02:54] Cla
    But isn't that natural?
[02:56] Cla
    Because if he's Natsuki-san's
    little brother, that means...
[03:00] Cla
    he's basically our little brother, too!
[03:04] Sak
    I get it!
[03:06] Nat
    Um, wrong...
[03:07] Nat
    What kind of logic warped
    you to that conclusion?
[03:10] Bot
    A martial artist's path
    is long and treacherous.
[03:13] Bot
    Is Lloyd prepared to walk that path?
[03:17] Nat
    Most likely not!
[03:18] Nat
    And why are you nominating
    him as your successor?!
[03:21] Nat
    Also, what was that
    question about earlier?!
SIGN    Rewind
SIGN    Rewind
SIGN    Rewind
SIGN    Pause
SIGN    Play
[03:26] (Flashback) Bot
    What does he wash first in the bath?
SIGN    Pause
[03:28] Nat
    How would I know the answer to that?!
[03:30] Sak
    O-Oh, I guess...
[03:32] Sak
    Just because you're siblings, you don't
    necessarily take baths together.
[03:37] Nat
    W-Well, we did take them
    together when we were little...
[03:43] (Flashback) Nat
    Take this, Lloyd!
[03:45] (Flashback) Llo
    Cut it out!
[03:48] Nat
    You're so annoying!
[03:49] Nat
    It's normal to do that kind
    of thing when you're little!
[03:53] Nat
    This is the problem with only children!
[03:54] Sak
    Really?
[03:56] Sak
    Sorry.
[03:58] Nat
    Anyway, you guys don't know anything
    about the reality of having a little brother.
SIGN    Going Home Above All
[04:03] Cla
    In that case,
[04:04] Cla
    why don't we all go to
    Natsuki-san's house to hang out,
[04:06] Cla
    so we can experience the reality together?
[04:10] Bot
    Good idea.
[04:11] Bot
    I should see him with my own
    eyes and ascertain whether
[04:14] Bot
    he has what it takes to be my successor.
[04:18] Kar
    I can't wait!
[04:19] Nat
    What?!
SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club
[04:22] Aza
    Take me with you.
[04:23] Nat
    What a pain this has turned into.
SIGN    Kichijouji Station
SIGN    I don't mind if I become a tiger. I'm a poet, after all. -Atsushi
SIGN    Chronicles of the
    Going Home Club
[04:40] Aza
    Wandering minstrel seal.
[04:45] Sak
    Today, I think we should
    sell poems on the street!
[04:50] Nat
    What's this, all of a sudden?
[04:51] Sak
    Questions will not be answered!
[04:53] Bot
    But don't you need a license or
    something to be a street vendor?
[04:57] Sak
    Really?
SIGN    Do not open. Danger!
[04:58] Sak
    But those people who sell accessories
    and things on the street are obviously...
[05:01] Nat
    Why are you basing your judgment on them?
[05:04] Cla
    It should be fine if we set up near the station.
[05:07] Nat
    What?
[05:08] Cla
    Because that land belongs to my family!
[05:12] Sak
    The area around the station...
[05:14] Kar
    ...is your personal...
[05:15] Bot
    ...property?!
[05:16] Nat
    Why did you divide up the line?
SIGN    Record 25
SIGN    Street Poems
[05:23] Bot
    Well, have you already written the
    poems we'll be selling by the station?
[05:27] Sak
    Perish the thought!
[05:28] Sak
    We're all going to write them now, of course.
[05:30] Nat
    How disorganized is this plan?
[05:33] Sak
    We'll take the poems of
    girls still in high school...
[05:35] Sak
    hot and steamy off the press...
[05:37] Sak
    and sell them outside!
[05:39] Nat
    Why did you make it sound so obscene?
[05:42] Kar
    But even if you ask us to
    write poems out of the blue...
[05:45] Sak
    No need to think so hard about it.
[05:48] Sak
    You don't have to worry about
[05:50] Sak
    saying something insightful or
    getting to the heart of anything.
[05:54] Sak
    Yesterday, I saw a person selling poems
    on the street, so I bought some...
SIGN    Thank you
[05:58] Sak
    And it was just random junk
    written in sloppy handwriting
[06:01] Sak
    to create the atmosphere of poetry.
[06:03] Bot
    Don't say any more.
[06:04] Bot
    We'll get complaints.
[06:06] Kar
    That sounds easy!
[06:08] Cla
    That sounds like something even we can do.
[06:10] Nat
    For something like this,
[06:11] Nat
    the bad handwriting seems
    to be the crucial point.
[06:14] Sak
    That's exactly right, Natsuki-chan!
[06:16] Sak
    No matter what you write,
SIGN    Sleepy Goods Delivered Spoon
[06:17] Sak
    it looks like words of wisdom
    if it's in bad handwriting!
[06:19] Sak
    This is the absolutely crucial point!
[06:22] Nat
    R-Right...
[06:23] Sak
    Just keep that point in mind,
[06:25] Sak
    then randomly select phrases like
    "Thank you" and write them down,
[06:29] Sak
    and you're done!
[06:31] Sak
    Let's get writing!
[06:33] Nat
    Phrases like "Thank you"?
SIGN    The Meaning of "Poem"!!
SIGN    Poise and grace in expression
SIGN    Even has pictures sometimes
SIGN    Make sure you don't force it!
[06:38] Bot
    I'm done.
[06:40] Sak
    That was fast, Botan-chan.
[06:42] Bot
    This is what you meant by
    phrases like "Thank you," right?
SIGN    Thank you for giving me all your money -Botan
[06:47] Bot
    That's just extortion!
[06:48] Bot
    That's violating Article 249
    of the Japanese Criminal Code!
[06:51] Bot
    I thought I was on the right track...
[06:54] Cla
    I'm finished, too.
[06:55] Sak
    Oh? Let me see!
[06:56] Cla
    I'm quite confident in this one.
SIGN    A Pit of Thanklessness -Claire
[07:00] Sak
    There's no escape!
[07:02] Sak
    Why are you all making poems on
    society's negative qualities?
[07:05] Sak
    Let's try to get away from
    the word "thank," shall we?
[07:07] Kar
    Well then, does this work?
SIGN    Think Tank University -Karin
[07:13] Sak
    "Think Tank U..." "Thank
    U..." "Thank You..."
[07:16] Bot
    Oh, I get it!
[07:18] Cla
    Karin-san, you're amazing!
[07:20] Sak
    That's all wrong!
[07:22] Sak
    You've all got completely the wrong idea!
[07:25] Sak
    This is what I mean by phrases like "Thank you"!
SIGN    Melancholy -Sakura
[07:31] Cla
    That seems wrong, too.
[07:32] Nat
    I don't know how to react to that.
[07:35] Aza
    It's okay to fail sometimes!
[07:37] Sak
    It's partially my fault for being so
    disappointed by your stupidity.
[07:42] Sak
    So now...
[07:43] Sak
    We'll change the keyword to
    "phrases that warm the heart!"
[07:46] Bot
    Of course.
[07:48] Bot
    Heartwarming, huh?
[07:49] Nat
    Why did you rephrase that in English?
[07:53] Bot
    I will write an example.
SIGN    Heated Table -Sakura
[07:58] Nat
    Wrong from the get-go?
[08:00] Bot
    That only warms the body.
[08:02] Sak
    But the heated table is like the
    heart of the Japanese people, right?
[08:05] Bot
    That's true. It's the Japanese Heart.
[08:07] Nat
    Again, why the English rewording?
[08:11] Cla
    I'm certain that mine will be heartwarming.
SIGN    Petting Zoo -Claire
[08:21] Sak
    Uh, that doesn't quite reach the heart...
[08:24] Bot
    That's true.
[08:25] Bot
    When you touch a sheep,
    it's actually kinda greasy.
SIGN    Petting Area
[08:28] Sak
    That's not why it's wrong!
[08:30] Bot
    Since it's come to this...
[08:31] Bot
    I know this will shine a ray
    of sunlight into your heart!
[08:34] Bot
    Here!
SIGN    Someone you hate had to repeat a year -Botan
[08:36] Sak
    That only warms the nasty part of the heart.
[08:40] Bot
    Really? I don't think that's true...
[08:43] Sak
    What about you, Natsuki-chan?
SIGN    Heated Floors -Natsuki
[08:49] Nat
    I couldn't think of anything.
[08:51] Sak
    You made fun of my heated table and
    then you did exactly the same thing?!
[08:55] Kar
    Sorry I kept you all waiting!
[08:58] Cla
    What's up, Karin-san?
[09:00] Kar
    The thing that warms my heart is...
[09:02] Kar
    This!
SIGN    Double Yolk -Karin
[09:05] Sak
    That does make me happy!
[09:06] Cla
    That's definitely a heartwarming
    moment in anyone's life!
[09:09] Bot
    We finally found the right answer!
SIGN    The Meaning of "Poem"!!
SIGN    Pop culture consciousness
SIGN    Exciting expressions
    of the heart
SIGN    Maybe it's impossible,
    sorry...
[09:12] Bot
    Well,
[09:13] Bot
    what do we do with these?
SIGN    
[09:15] Nat
    I'm pretty sure we can't sell them...
SIGN    I'm a seal, after all!
[09:22] Aza
    I'm a seal, after all!
[09:24] Sak
    There!
[09:26] Cla
    There!
[09:28] Bot
    Wow, they fly really well.
[09:31] Kar
    I'm throwing the next one!
[09:33] Cla
    Karin-san, do your best.
[09:34] Sak
    Okay, okay, I'm after her!
[09:36] Bot
    No fair! You just threw one.
[09:38] Sak
    I'm the one who got us the sign boards!
[09:40] Cla
    Now, now, you two.
[09:42] Kar
    Here I go!
[09:46] Nat
    How did things turn out like this?
SIGN    Continued after the break!
SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club
[10:00] Girls
    Hello!
[10:03] Nat
    They really came...
[10:04] Cla
    We told you we'd all come over.
[10:07] Nat
    Yeah, but there was another
    "Record" in between,
[10:10] Nat
    so I figured maybe you'd forgotten—
[10:12] Sak
    Yay! Love and peace!
[10:14] Nat
    Your enthusiasm is annoying!
[10:16] Cla
    We're coming in!
[10:19] Kar
    Wow!
[10:20] Kar
    Nat-chan's house!
[10:21] Sak
    Yay! Yahoo!
[10:23] Sak
    Peace! Peace! Double peace!
[10:25] Nat
    The approximately one of you
    who's being annoying can beat it.
SIGN    Record 26
SIGN    Big Sis and Friends
[10:33] Nat
    Anyway, let's go up to my room.
[10:36] Sak
    No way.
[10:37] Sak
    First, we want to see the
    little dude. Your brother!
[10:40] Nat
    Oh. That's right.
[10:42] Nat
    Lloyd! Come here! You've got two seconds!
[10:46] Sak
    Two seconds?
[10:47] Llo
    What is it, Sis?
[10:49] Sak
    He really came!
[10:50] Nat
    Then, let me formally introduce him.
[10:53] Nat
    This is my little brother, Lloyd.
[10:55] Llo
    Why are you treating me like an object?
[10:57] Nat
    Never mind! Just be quiet!
[10:58] Nat
    It'll be over soon.
[11:00] Llo
    Tch.
[11:03] Kar
    So this is Nat-chan's little brother?
[11:11] Llo
    She's laughing at me!
[11:13] Llo
    I don't know how to react to that!
[11:16] Llo
    Why is my own sister laughing, too?!
[11:17] Llo
    It's so annoying how you humor everyone else!
[11:19] Cla
    Lloyd-san, you mustn't use that tone.
[11:23] Cla
    You should call her "my dear
    sister, Natsuki," as is proper.
[11:25] Llo
    Like hell! What kinda snob are you?!
[11:33] Nat
    Lloyd!
[11:33] Nat
    You think you can talk like that just
    because you're in middle school?!
[11:37] Nat
    How dare you speak like that to your senpai?!
[11:40] Sak
    Are you in any place to say that?!
SIGN    Overwashed Seal
[11:43] Aza
    Overwashed seal.
[11:50] Sak
    So this is Natsuki-chan's room!
[11:52] Nat
    Don't stare at it like that.
[11:55] Nat
    I didn't have time to clean u—
[11:56] Nat
    What? That was fast!
[11:59] Nat
    You really are a pain.
[12:02] Sak
    It smells like Natsuki-chan!
[12:04] Sak
    I give up! I give up! I give up!
[12:05] Bot
    Natsuki, that's... an impressive
    execution of the Boston crab.
[12:07] Bot
    I give up! I give up! I give up! I give up!
[12:08] Bot
    Where did you learn it?
[12:10] Nat
    Oh, well, as you know,
    I have a little brother.
[12:10] Nat
    I give up! I give up! I give up! I give up!
[12:13] Kar
    Oh!
[12:14] Kar
    So having a little brother makes
    you good at the Boston crab.
[12:17] Cla
    Karin-san, I don't think you
    should watch any more of this.
[12:21] Sak
    I already said I give up!
[12:23] Nat
    Oh, sorry.
[12:25] Nat
    I was just doing like I always do...
[12:28] Nat
    and I put you in a lock.
[12:30] Sak
    I feel sorry for your little brother!
[12:31] Sak
    When Lloyd turns twenty,
    I'm taking him out drinking!
[12:35] (Flashback) Waitress
    Welcome!
[12:38] (Flashback) Sakura
    How have things been lately?
[12:39] (Flashback) Llo
    Well... okay, I guess.
SIGN    Today's Recommendation: Wasabi Octopus
[12:42] (Flashback) Sak
    I see.
[12:43] Sak
    We'll eat wasabi octopus and have
    a heart-to-heart talk till dawn!
[12:47] Nat
    I see your image of bars is still
    centered around wasabi octopus.
[12:53] Sak
    Hey!
[12:54] Sak
    Natsuki-chan, you've got a teddy
    bear sleeping in your bed!
[12:57] Nat
    Oh, darn.
[12:59] Nat
    Th-That's, um...
[13:00] Nat
    I just left it lying around!
[13:02] Sak
    Oh? But it was even tucked in!
SIGN    Cute
[13:06] Nat
    Stop it!
[13:08] Nat
    I beg you! Please, stop!
[13:11] Kar
    What?
[13:12] Kar
    But it isn't strange at all.
[13:14] Kar
    I love stuffed animals, too.
[13:16] Nat
    R-Really?
[13:17] Kar
    Hey, Nat-chan, what's his name?
[13:22] Nat
    It's Chucky.
[13:23] Kar
    So it does... have a name.
[13:26] Nat
    Dammit!
[13:27] Nat
    You jerks!
[13:29] Nat
    Just go home!
[13:31] Sak
    Come on. We're sorry, Natsuki-chan.
[13:36] Sak
    By the way, we brought...
[13:38] Girls
    sleepover kits with us!
[13:40] Nat
    Go home!
[13:53] Nat
    I really screwed up.
[13:55] Nat
    I can't believe all this happened because
[13:58] Nat
    I let it slip that I have a little brother.
[14:00] Llo
    Sis?
[14:02] Nat
    What is it, Lloyd?
[14:03] Llo
    How long do you plan on staying in there?
[14:05] Llo
    Some of us are still waiting for a turn.
[14:07] Nat
    Just 7 minutes and 21 seconds longer.
[14:10] Llo
    Okay.
[14:19] Nat
    I should at least have hidden Chucky.
[14:23] Nat
    Lloyd! The bath's free!
[14:25] Llo
    Oh, thanks!
[14:36] Bot
    Oh, looking good.
[14:38] Bot
    Now, I'll move that over here...
[14:39] Kar
    What a good little boy
    you are, Chucky-chan.
[14:42] Kar
    It's almost time for beddy-byes!
[14:45] Kar
    Welcome back, Nat-chan!
[14:47] Kar
    Chucky-chan just got out of the bath, too.
[14:49] Sak
    Natsuki-chan, where's the
    next issue of this manga?
[14:52] Bot
    Sorry, the batteries in your
    game are about to run out.
[14:56] Nat
    You're all making yourselves
    way too comfortable here.
SIGN    Record 27
SIGN    The Nameless Landmark
[15:06] Sak
    There's something I've been
    wondering about for a while...
[15:10] Nat
    About what?
[15:11] Sak
    Natsuki-chan, which one is the "main body"?
[15:14] Nat
    Huh?
[15:15] Sak
    You know, is it this...
[15:18] Sak
    Or this?
[15:19] Nat
    What do you mean by the "main body"?!
[15:21] Nat
    Why would this be my main body?!
[15:23] Sak
    But it does move from time to time.
[15:25] Sak
    Almost like it has a life of its own.
[15:27] Nat
    It does not!
[15:29] Nat
    Sometimes it sways in the wind, but that's all.
[15:32] Kar
    It also wags like a dog's
    tail when you're happy!
[15:37] Nat
    It does not!
[15:38] Bot
    Huh?
[15:39] Bot
    It looked like it moved just now...
[15:41] Cla
    Maybe my eyes are tired from looking
    at a computer screen for too long...
SIGN    Charging
[15:45] Aza
    Charging...
[15:46] Sak
    Well, setting that aside,
[15:48] Sak
    what I'm wondering about is...
[15:50] Sak
    If that thing is actually the main body...
[15:53] Sak
    then, what is the humanoid part
    attached to the bottom of it?
[15:59] Nat
    I can't really answer that.
[16:01] Bot
    I've been wondering about
    that too, to be honest.
[16:04] Bot
    Sometimes I've found myself
    talking to it instead of you.
[16:07] Nat
    What?!
[16:09] Nat
    That's so embarrassing!
[16:10] Nat
    And here I thought you
    were talking to me!
[16:12] Nat
    Wait, why the hell?!
[16:14] Nat
    She went along with it before objecting.
[16:15] Kar
    She's never done that before.
[16:16] Cla
    We should mark it on the
    calendar as our own holiday.
[16:20] Sak
    So, what is the part attached
    to the bottom, anyway?
[16:24] Nat
    It should be obvious if you think about it!
[16:27] Cla
    Thinking about it...
[16:29] Cla
    maybe it's an interpreter?
[16:30] Nat
    Hair treatment is very important.
[16:32] Nat
    You think I'm just its servant?!
[16:36] Kar
    Thinking about it...
[16:37] Kar
    Maybe it's like one of those clear character
    files that you get in manga magazines.
[16:41] Nat
    You're saying I'm just a nice bonus?!
[16:44] Bot
    Thinking about it, it's like that
    stuff they put on salisbury steaks...
[16:48] Nat
    You're saying I'm parsley, the
    most useless thing on the plate?!
[16:52] Sak
    Thinking about it, it's like those sacs
    attached to a salmon fry's stomach...
[16:56] Nat
    You're saying I'll eventually
    be absorbed and disappear?!
[17:02] Sak
    Thinking about it, it's like the
    nose bladder on a hooded seal...
[17:05] Nat
    You're saying I'm an organ used
    for frightening predators?
[17:09] Nat
    More importantly, you don't have
    to reference things from Episode 1.
[17:13] Nat
    Come on! Stop picking on me already.
[17:17] Nat
    I'm sensitive about my cowlick.
[17:19] Bot
    It's a cowlick?
[17:21] Sak
    It's gone way past that!
[17:27] Cla
    So this hair is actually a cowlick?
[17:30] Cla
    It has such a beautiful wave to it,
    I assumed you permed it like that.
[17:34] Nat
    It's not beautiful at all.
[17:36] Cla
    If you're that self-conscious about it,
[17:38] Cla
    I could straighten it for you.
[17:40] Nat
    No way!
[17:42] Kar
    Why not?
[17:44] Nat
    Because I know...
[17:50] Nat
    it'll just turn out like this.
[17:53] Cla
    H-How is that possible?!
[17:55] Bot
    Then, why don't we just cut it off?
[17:58] Sak
    Sewing scissors!
[18:02] Sak
    I thought something like this might happen,
[18:03] Sak
    so I brought the sewing scissors
    I inherited from my grandmother!
[18:08] Bot
    So those actually exist...
[18:11] Bot
    Okay, fine.
[18:12] Bot
    Try cutting it off.
[18:13] Sak
    Sure.
[18:14] Kar
    Y-You can't, Senpai!
[18:16] Kar
    If you do, Nat-chan's contents will fall out!
[18:20] Nat
    "Contents"?
[18:21] Kar
    Yes.
[18:22] Kar
    Because, you know...
[18:24] Kar
    So, Nat-chan will also...
[18:28] Nat
    Don't compare me to a flan cup!
[18:33] Nat
    Though, come to think of it,
    I tried cutting it off once before.
[18:36] Cla
    What happened?
SIGN    Natsuki Age 6
[18:49] Nat
    A second and a third one
    just sprang up in its place.
[18:53] Nat
    I think doing it again
    would just encourage it.
[18:55] Sak
    It's starting to sound like a curse.
[18:57] Bot
    Did one of your ancestors mistreat
    a clothes hanger or something?
[19:02] Sak
    There.
[19:06] Sak
    But I like it.
[19:09] Sak
    Natsuki-chan's "thing."
[19:15] Sak
    After all, it's a part
    of Natsuki-chan's whole.
[19:18] Sak
    And that's the Natsuki-chan I love.
[19:24] Nat
    Sakura-senpai...
[19:27] Sak
    This is part of what
    makes you Natsuki-chan.
[19:31] Sak
    Actually, if you lost it, I wouldn't
    think of you as Natsuki-chan anymore!
[19:35] Sak
    Is this Natsuki-chan?
[19:36] Sak
    Or is Natsuki-chan this?
[19:38] Sak
    Maybe without it—
[19:41] Nat
    I was an idiot to let myself get sentimental.
[19:44] Bot
    There, there.
[19:45] Kar
    But you're right. I can't
    imagine Nat-chan without it.
[19:49] Cla
    Maybe we should use image editing
    software to erase it from a picture of her!
[19:54] Bot
    That sounds fun!
[19:58] Nat
    Um... when did you take all of these?
SIGN    Natsuki Karin Sakura Botan
[20:01] Sak
    Hurry up, hurry up!
[20:02] Cla
    Just a second.
[20:04] Cla
    First, we open a random picture...
[20:08] Cla
    Once it's open in the image editing program,
[20:10] Cla
    select the area around it...
[20:13] Cla
    Then, I just have to click "delete."
SIGN    Delete
SIGN    An unforeseen error has occurred. Ending the program.
[21:51] Sak
    What? What's going on here?
[21:53] Sak
    The whole room went dark!
[21:56] Cla
    That was a real shock.
[21:58] Cla
    There was an unforeseen error,
[21:59] Cla
    and it even changed the ending...
[22:01] Nat
    What are you talking about?
[22:03] Cla
    Oh, no.
[22:04] Cla
    It's nothing.
[22:11] Nat
    What's wrong?
[22:14] Cla
    Natsuki-san, you...
[22:15] Nat
    Yes?
[22:21] Cla
    Everyone, Natsuki-san's—
[22:24] Kar
    What is it, Claire-senpai?
[22:26] Kar
    You don't look well.
[22:28] Sak
    More importantly, have
    you fixed the computer?
[22:30] Sak
    I want to continue with what
    we were doing before.
[22:33] Kar
    I want to see it, too!
[22:35] Sak
    Yeah, I can't wait to see it!
[22:36] ---
    You said it!
SIGN    Preview
[22:47] Kar
    A babirusa's tusks bend
    backwards as they grow,
[22:49] Kar
    until they look like they might
    even impale its own head!
[22:52] Kar
    I wonder if Nat-chan's
    "thing" will do that, too.
[22:55] Kar
    Next time, Record 28: The Ultimate
    Decision, and three others!
SIGN    Going Home Club Mini-Theater
[23:06] Nat
    Karin-san, what are you doing?
[23:10] Nat
    K-Karin, stop it...
[23:16] Nat
    Karinto...
[23:18] Kar
    You can't!
[23:20] Nat
    Why not?!
SIGN    Pop
[23:29] Bot
    Na-Natsuki...
[23:31] Bot
    What happened to you?
SIGN    Gloom...
[23:34] Bot
    Who did this to you?
[23:37] Kar
    Nat-chan!
[23:39] Bot
    There's no breath or pulse.
[23:40] Bot
    Wait!
[23:41] Bot
    I'll perform CPR!
[23:47] Kar
    I'm sorry, Nat-chan!
[23:51] Kar
    I'll let you eat the
    karinto, so please live!
[23:54] Nat
    I am alive!
[23:58] Girls
    See you next time.