E4 - Fierce Battle! The First Term Sports Tournament \ Burn! Fire Safety Soul! \ Fundamentals of a Retool

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SIGN    Ball Game Tournament
SIGN    Boys: Basket/Dodge
SIGN    Girls: Volley/Soft
SIGN    Confirm your match times!!
[00:06] Kar
    We lost!
[00:08] Nat
    What can you do?
[00:09] Nat
    They put us up against third years.
[00:11] Kar
    That girl's serve was amazing.
[00:13] Nat
    I think she's in the Volleyball Club.
[00:16] Kar
    Oh, yeah...
[00:18] Kar
    The senpai girls said they
    were doing softball, right?
[00:21] Nat
    Did they?
[00:22] Kar
    I checked the tournament schedule earlier,
[00:24] Kar
    and it said class 2-1 and class 2-5
    will be playing each other.
[00:27] Nat
    Class 2-1 and class 2-5...
[00:30] Kar
    Sakura-senpai and Botan-senpai
    are in class 2-1.
[00:32] Kar
    Claire-senpai's in class 2-5.
[00:34] Nat
    Oh...
[00:35] Kar
    I hear the game starts at 10am.
[00:38] Nat
    That's pretty soon.
[00:40] Nat
    Wanna go watch?
[00:41] Kar
    Yeah!
[00:49] Furu
    They totally ignored me.
SIGN    Record 12
SIGN    Fierce Battle!! The First Term Ball Game Tournament
[02:27] Ump
    The game between class 2-1
    and class 2-5 will now begin.
[02:31] Teams
    May the best team win!
[02:37] Nat
    Oh, we made it just in time!
SIGN    Class 2-1 Pitcher: Doumyouji Sakura
SIGN    Class 2-1 Catcher: Oohagi Botan
[02:51] Kar
    Wow!
[02:52] Kar
    Sakura-senpai's the pitcher!
[02:54] Nat
    She seems like the type who'd
    love to be called an "ace."
[02:57] Nat
    Don't you think Botan-senpai's
    pitches would be faster, though?
[03:01] Kar
    But wouldn't that kill the catcher?
[03:04] Nat
    Good point.
[03:05] Nat
    That wouldn't go well.
[03:07] Ump
    Um, the girl playing catcher...
SIGN    Umpire
[03:10] Ump
    Will you be all right without a mask?
[03:13] Bot
    Yeah. It'd be more work for
    the animators if I wore one.
[03:17] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Don't try this at home, kids!
SIGN    Hit it!
SIGN    2-5 Leadoff Hitter: Kokonoe Claire
[03:23] ---
    Let's go!
[03:24] ---
    You can do it!
SIGN    Class 2-5
[03:26] Girl 5-A
    Koko-chan! Go for it!
[03:28] Girl 5-B
    Koko! Keep your eye on the ball!
[03:31] Kar
    Claire-senpai's class calls her Koko-chan!
[03:35] Nat
    I guess it comes from Kokonoe.
[03:38] Girl 5-A
    Koko-chan, what are you doing?
[03:40] Girl 5-B
    I know!
[03:41] Girl 5-B
    She's...
[03:42] Girl 5-C
    ...signaling that she'll hit a home run!
[03:44] Girl 5-A
    Go for it, Koko!
[03:45] Girl 5-B
    Hit it outta the park!
[03:46] Girl 1-A
    What?
SIGN    Class 2-1
[03:48] Girl 1-A
    Signaling a home run?
[03:49] Girl 1-B
    Crush her, Doumyouji!
[03:50] Girl 1-B
    Hit her in the face!
[03:52] Girl 1-C
    Yeah, kill her!
[03:53] Nat
    Class 2-1 is scary!
[03:56] Ump
    Play ball!
[03:59] Sak
    Botan-chan...
[04:02] Sak
    Give me a signal for
    where I should throw.
[04:06] Bot
    But... we never decided on any signals.
[04:08] Sak
    That's true. We haven't.
[04:10] Sak
    And even if we had, I'm an amateur,
[04:12] Sak
    so I don't have the control to
    pitch that accurately, anyway.
[04:16] Bot
    Then, why?
[04:21] Sak
    You give a signal.
[04:22] Sak
    I shake my head.
[04:23] Sak
    You give another signal.
[04:25] Sak
    I nod.
[04:26] Sak
    Through this sequence of actions,
[04:28] Sak
    we give the impression that
    we know what we're doing,
[04:30] Sak
    and leave class 2-5
    shaking in their boots!
[04:33] Bot
    I get it.
[04:34] Bot
    Then, I'll make some random signals.
[04:56] Sak
    Freaky!
[04:57] Sak
    What was that?
[04:58] Sak
    How'd you do that?
[04:59] Bot
    What?
[05:00] Bot
    Can't everyone do this?
[05:01] Sak
    Not with just one hand!
[05:05] Bot
    Really?
[05:06] Bot
    Well, we did what we set out
    to do, so what's the issue?
[05:09] Sak
    No, we haven't!
[05:10] Sak
    The only one shaking
    in their boots is me!
[05:13] Bot
    More importantly, Sakura...
[05:16] Bot
    What's our strategy for
    conquering class 2-5's lineup?
[05:19] Sak
    Good question...
[05:21] Sak
    Is Claire-chan actually a good athlete?
[05:24] Bot
    I dunno...
[05:25] Bot
    I don't really picture her as one.
[05:28] Sak
    Didn't she say she does horse riding?
[05:30] Sak
    But how athletic do you
    have to be to ride horses?
[05:33] Sak
    I think it's the horse that does
    all the work, not the rider.
[05:39] Bot
    I've seen her ride
    mechanical broncos before,
[05:41] Bot
    but does that have anything
    in common with batting?
[05:44] Sak
    I dunno...
[05:47] Bot
    I've picked up a horse
    and run with it before.
[05:50] Sak
    What on earth for?
[05:52] Bot
    I was in my rebellious phase.
[05:54] Bot
    I did everything backwards.
[05:55] Sak
    Oh, like the "I raced off with
    a stolen horse" thing, right?
[05:59] Bot
    Exactly.
[06:00] Sak
    Don't just say "exactly"!
[06:01] Sak
    I can't believe how
    unhelpful that info was!
[06:04] Sak
    Anyway, if we lose this game,
[06:07] Sak
    Claire-chan will lord it over
    us for about a week!
[06:11] Cla
    Hey, lousy pitcher... I mean,
[06:14] Cla
    Sakura-san, would you pour me some tea?
[06:17] Bot
    You're right.
[06:18] Bot
    We can't afford to lose.
[06:20] Sak
    How about we just pick a fight over
    something trivial and start a brawl?
[06:24] Bot
    I get it!
[06:25] Bot
    You're a genius!
[06:29] Cla
    Have you two worked out your plan yet?
[06:32] ---
    Huh?
[06:33] Cla
    Come on, you two...
[06:35] Cla
    I've known you two for almost as
    long as you've known each other.
[06:38] Cla
    The telepathic conversations you have
    are loud and clear to me, too.
[06:46] Sak
    Oh no!
[06:48] Sak
    Our strategy session was leaked!
[06:54] Nat
    Just throw the ball already!
[06:56] ---
    Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop...
[07:01] ---
    Stare...
[07:03] Kar
    Let's see...
[07:05] Kar
    If you chose C, it means you always speak
    your mind when something bothers you,
[07:10] Kar
    and whenever you find an opening,
    you can't resist making a retort.
[07:12] Nat
    Hey, that sounds like me!
[07:12] Nat
    Stare...
[07:15] Sak
    Sounds like you're doing
    something fun over there.
[07:17] Kar
    Sakura-senpai.
[07:19] Sak
    Okay, let me give you the next question.
[07:22] Nat
    Oh, okay.
[07:24] Sak
    You're walking down a hallway at school...
[07:27] Sak
    when you see one of the classrooms on fire.
[07:30] Sak
    So what do you do?
[07:32] Kar
    Um...
[07:33] Kar
    I guess I'd throw water on it.
[07:35] Nat
    I'd probably run away.
[07:39] Sak
    The correct answer is:
[07:40] Sak
    "Place a handkerchief over your mouth,
    get down close to the ground,
[07:43] Sak
    and evacuate in accordance
    with the instructions given."
[07:46] Nat
    It wasn't a philosophical question?
SIGN    Record 13
SIGN    Burn!! Fire Safety Soul!!
[07:53] Sak
    During our evacuation drill the other
    day, something occurred to me.
[07:57] Sak
    We all lack proper
    fire safety awareness!
[08:00] Sak
    Especially you, Natsuki-chan!
[08:01] Sak
    What happened back there?
[08:03] (Flashback) Sak
    Natsuki-chan!
[08:05] (Flashback) Nat
    Oh, Sakura-senpai.
[08:08] Sak
    Why were you so relaxed?
[08:09] Sak
    Weren't you aware that
    it was a state of crisis?
[08:11] Sak
    If that had been a real
    fire, you'd be dead!
[08:14] Nat
    Then you shouldn't have spoken to me.
[08:16] Sak
    But part of the problem is the way
    the school organizes the drills.
[08:20] Sak
    The fire "outbreak" always
    happens during class!
[08:22] Sak
    And it always starts in either the
    science lab or the home ec. room!
SIGN    Science Lab
SIGN    Home Ec. Room
[08:24] Sak
    It's too convenient!
[08:25] Sak
    A fire is not a villain
    in a superhero movie!
[08:29] Kar
    Um... what does she mean by that?
[08:32] Bot
    Villains only cause trouble in cities
[08:34] Bot
    where a superhero happens to live.
[08:36] Sak
    There are lots of other places in the
    school where a fire could break out!
[08:40] Sak
    We have to be on the
    lookout at all times!
[08:42] Sak
    Behind the school, for instance!
[08:44] Sak
    Everyone knows that's where
    delinquents go to smoke!
[08:46] Sak
    It's always been that way!
[08:48] Nat
    Do we have people like
    that in our school?
[08:51] Cla
    I don't know...
[08:52] Cla
    But I've heard that carelessness with
    cigarettes is a major cause of fires.
[08:57] Sak
    No, there's actually not much
    behind the school that's flammable,
[09:00] Sak
    so even if you do toss them carelessly,
    they're not likely to cause a fire.
[09:03] Nat
    Huh?
[09:04] Nat
    They won't catch fire?
[09:05] Nat
    Then, why did you bring up the subject?
[09:07] Sak
    The real problem comes later...
SIGN    Down to a pack every
    three days... (lol)
     Need the cash ^^;
SIGN    Comments (2864)
[09:09] Sak
    When they blog about it and the
    comments section catches fire!
[09:11] Nat
    That's the kind of "catching fire" you meant?!
[09:13] Sak
    They'd probably hold a school assembly afterward.
[09:15] Sak
    How would we evacuate from that?
[09:18] Nat
    Just give up and take part in it.
[09:20] Sak
    By the way, Botan-chan,
[09:22] Sak
    can you tell me what the fire
    evacuation acronym, PRD, stands for?
[09:25] Bot
    Who, me?
[09:30] Bot
    P-Past misdeeds...
[09:33] Bot
    R-Revealed for your...
[09:36] Bot
    D-Destruction.
[09:39] Nat
    Who are you threatening with that?!
[09:41] Sak
    Okay, you're dead!
[09:41] Sak
    If this was a real fire,
    you'd be dead, Botan-chan!
[09:45] Bot
    Oh, but I'd be fine.
[09:47] Bot
    See?
[09:48] Bot
    The flames part in my presence,
    so I don't even have to run away.
[09:52] Sak
    No nonsensical excuses!
[09:54] Sak
    Anyway, Botan-chan,
    you just lost a life there!
[09:58] Nat
    What, she has continues?
[10:00] Sak
    Now, Karin-chan!
[10:01] Sak
    Tell your failing senpai the correct answer!
[10:04] Kar
    Um...
SIGN    P
[10:06] Kar
    No pushing...
[10:07] Sak
    Right!
SIGN    R
[10:08] Kar
    No running...
[10:09] Sak
    Bingo!
SIGN    D
[10:10] Kar
    D...
[10:13] Kar
    No dying?
[10:13] Sak
    She summed it all up!
[10:15] Cla
    Yes, that's the essence of it.
[10:18] Cla
    Karin-san's innocent eyes always see
    through to what's really important.
[10:24] Nat
    What are you talking about,
    you blindly-doting parent?!
[10:27] Sak
    You're all hopeless!
[10:30] Sak
    The correct answer is: "No pushing,
    no running, no discussing"!
[10:33] Sak
    We're bringing you these three!
[10:35] Nat
    Why did you do that like
    a next episode preview?
[10:38] Sak
    Incidentally, some schools in some areas
    may add "no returning to the scene,"
[10:42] Sak
    "no approaching the site," and
    "no leaving evidence behind."
[10:47] Nat
    Are you sure you're not
    confusing this with arson?
[10:49] Sak
    But there's something I've always wondered...
[10:52] Sak
    The fire evacuation acronym, PRD, stands for:
[10:55] Sak
    "No pushing (buttons), no running
    (up your bill), no discussing (gossip)."
[10:59] Sak
    Why can't they just say,
    "Don't use your phone"?
[11:03] Sak
    Why do they break it up
    into individual parts?
[11:05] Nat
    You don't get it either?!
SIGN    Precious
[11:09] Aza
    Precious!
SIGN    Really Cute
[11:10] Aza
    Really cute!
SIGN    Digging Prohibited
[11:12] Aza
    Digging prohibited!
[11:14] Nat
    But even if we don't know this stuff,
[11:17] Nat
    there's not going to be
    a fire, so we'll be fine.
[11:20] Cla
    What? Why not?
[11:22] Nat
    After all, this show's already on episode 3,
[11:25] Nat
    and it hasn't caught fire yet!
[11:28] Bot
    You said it!
[11:29] Cla
    That was a good one!
[11:33] Sak
    You're not supposed to laugh about that!
SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club
SIGN    Going Home Club Photo Gallery
SIGN    An instant's flickering light... Sparklers are the soul of the Japanese. -Claire
SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club
SIGN    Sea Monster
SIGN    Mt. Fuji
SIGN    Tokyo Area Suburbs
SIGN    Forest Countryside
[11:47] Botan
    If I go through Chichibu from Tokorozawa,
SIGN    Unexplored Land
[11:50] Botan
    I can see Lake Yamanaka...
SIGN    The Next World Mt. Fuji
[11:53] Botan
    And from there, Mt. Fuji.
[11:56] Nat
    Are you going on vacation?
[11:58] Bot
    No, this is my jogging route for tonight.
[12:03] Nat
    You've gone way beyond jogging here!
[12:06] Bot
    Ah, but I have to get back on the same day.
[12:11] Bot
    Well, I guess I can make it.
[12:12] Nat
    Just how incredibly strong are you?!
[12:16] Bot
    But if I go that far, I should
    check out Mt. Fuji, right?
[12:19] Nat
    That's not the point...
[12:21] Nat
    But why would you need to run so much?
[12:25] Bot
    To be ready in case something happens.
[12:27] Bot
    It's important to keep up
    your training at all times.
[12:31] Sak
    Botan-chan has even started training
    in the shower at the pool.
[12:34] Nat
    Training in the shower?
[12:52] Nat
    You're supposed to outgrow that kind
    of "training" in elementary school.
[12:55] Nat
    But, Botan-senpai, you're
    already stronger than a bear.
[12:57] Nat
    What do you mean by
    "in case something happens"?
[13:01] Bot
    You know.
[13:02] Bot
    If we lose popularity as a gag anime,
[13:04] Bot
    we'll have to shift genres
    and become a battle series.
[13:07] Nat
    That's what she meant by "something happening"?
[13:09] Nat
    She's always preparing for a retool?!
SIGN    Record 14
SIGN    Fundamentals of a Retool
SIGN    Hagitsuki-ryuu
[13:20] Botan
    Truth is, Hagitsuki-ryuu has an
    offshoot called Hagishirabe-ryuu.
SIGN    Hagishirabe-ryuu Hagitsuki-ryuu Oohagi Botan
[13:25] Nat
    You just introduced a scenario out of nowhere.
[13:28] Bot
    If we lose popularity as a gag anime,
[13:30] Bot
    they'll come after us to take over
    as the family's main branch.
[13:33] Nat
    What exactly motivates these people's actions?
[13:37] Bot
    In hopes of becoming the heir,
[13:39] Bot
    The Four Great Kings will come one by one
    to try and crush Hagitsuki-ryuu.
[13:43] Nat
    There are actually Four Great Kings?!
[13:46] Sak
    I bet the Four Great Kings arc will
    take up about two episodes.
[13:49] Nat
    She's planning to beat two per episode!
[13:52] Bot
    Yeah.
[13:53] Bot
    But the Four Great Kings aren't the only
    pawns Hagishirabe-ryuu has at their disposal.
[13:57] Nat
    She's not even denying that she can
    defeat the Four Great Kings in two episodes.
[14:01] Bot
    There's also the Hagishirabe Five,
[14:03] Bot
    the Hagishirabe Celestial Nine,
[14:06] Bot
    the Hagishirabe Magnificent Ten,
[14:07] Bot
    the Hagishirabe Eleven,
[14:09] Bot
    the Hagishirabe Twelve Heavenly Generals...
[14:11] Bot
    and of course, the Hagishirabe Thirteen.
[14:13] Nat
    Wait! These groups keep getting bigger!
[14:15] Bot
    Thirteen is just one guy.
[14:17] Bot
    He's a silent assassin.
[14:19] Nat
    You meant that "13"?!
[14:21] Bot
    But it's true...
[14:22] Bot
    It'd be a nuisance to fight that
    many opponents one at a time.
[14:26] Bot
    We should get them all together...
[14:28] Bot
    and have a tournament in
    an underground arena.
SIGN    Byakko
SIGN    Seiryuu
[14:32] Announcer
    The Four Bear Kings
    didn't stand a chance!
[14:34] Announcer
    She's not as sweet as her name suggests!
[14:37] Announcer
    The Bursting Queen:
[14:38] Announcer
    Hagitsuki-ryuu, Oohagi Botan!
[14:42] Man
    Kill 'em! Kill 'em!
[14:44] Nat
    Um...
[14:47] Nat
    Sorry to interrupt such an exciting daydream,
[14:49] Nat
    but why does the arena
    have to be underground?
[14:52] Cla
    Plus, we don't actually
    have an underground arena.
[14:54] Cla
    Perhaps I should start
    construction on one?
[14:57] Nat
    That's not necessary.
[14:59] Cla
    I do have an above-ground arena, but...
[15:01] Nat
    Why do you have one of those?!
SIGN    Enemies
SIGN    Botan
SIGN    But if we have a tournament,
SIGN    it'll mostly be your enemies destroying each other!
SIGN    Enemies destroying each other
SIGN    Enemies destroying each other
SIGN    Is Hagishirabe-ryuu made up entirely of idiots?
[15:13] Bot
    I realize it now!
[15:15] Nat
    She's the real idiot here!
[15:18] Sak
    The real problem here is that
    Botan-chan is the only fighter among us.
SIGN    Civilian 1
SIGN    Civilian 2
[15:23] Sak
    We're civilians, so we'd lose
    almost all of our screen time.
SIGN    Civilian 3
SIGN    Civilian 4
[15:30] Bot
    That's not true.
[15:32] Bot
    I may be the only one who can
    fight the Hagishirabe-ryuu...
[15:38] Bot
    But...
[15:39] Bot
    No matter how difficult the battle I face,
[15:42] Bot
    as long as you four support me...
[15:45] Bot
    My friends' voices will revive me four times.
[15:49] Nat
    Why does each club member
    equal one extra life?!
[15:52] Nat
    She really does have game brain!
[15:56] Cla
    Natsuki-san, the looming threat isn't
    simply a matter of raw strength.
[16:01] Nat
    What?
[16:04] Cla
    The Kokonoe family's riches make it
    extremely powerful in politics and business.
[16:09] Cla
    But there are other families
    that hold similar influence.
SIGN    Nine Family
    Hierarchy
SIGN    Hitoeume Family
    Futaenokiwami Family
    Miegasane Family
    Shijuusou Family
    Gojuunotou Family
    Rokujuubako Family
    Nanaenotaki Family
    Yaezakura Family
    Kokonoe Family
[16:14] Cla
    If we lose popularity as a gag anime,
[16:16] Cla
    they will all start moving to
    upset the existing hierarchy.
[16:20] Nat
    She brought up another scenario!
[16:22] Cla
    Then, we will enter into a social battle of wits.
[16:25] Nat
    What?
SIGN    Director
SIGN    Producer
[16:26] Nat
    But the writers don't know
    anything about that stuff!
[16:30] Cla
    We'll do, like...
[16:33] Cla
    stock—
[16:34] Cla
    stock tra—
[16:36] Cla
    insider trading...
[16:39] Cla
    of stock.
[16:40] Nat
    Their lack of knowledge is already showing!
[16:44] Sak
    A tournament in an underground
    arena or a social battle of wits...
[16:49] Sak
    Natsuki-chan.
[16:50] Sak
    You're mistaken if you think a retool will
    shift this series to the battle genre.
[16:54] Nat
    Huh?
[16:56] Sak
    When popularity drops,
[16:58] Sak
    they add more pointless fanservice!
[17:00] Nat
    We're going in that direction, too?!
[17:02] Sak
    Every time you open a door,
    someone's getting changed!
[17:06] Sak
    When the wind blows, the pantyshots abound!
[17:08] Nat
    Why?!
[17:14] Sak
    Bras fall from the second floor!
[17:15] Nat
    Does that even count as fanservice?!
[17:18] Sak
    That's the world that awaits us!
[17:20] Nat
    What kind of world is that?
[17:22] Cla
    Should I have a shower
    installed in the club room?
[17:26] Nat
    I don't think that's necessary.
[17:27] Bot
    No, wait.
[17:29] Bot
    If we have a shower in the club room,
[17:31] Bot
    I can train any time I want, can't I?
[17:33] Nat
    I told you, outgrow that in elementary school!
[17:36] Nat
    Besides, that's only if we need a retool...
[17:40] Nat
    And why was it only me in
    all those fanservice shots?
[17:43] Sak
    But we are being retooled.
[17:46] Sak
    This is the third episode of our show,
    and we still haven't caught fire!
[17:51] Nat
    Huh? You were being serious?!
[17:54] Sak
    When it comes to late-night anime,
[17:56] Sak
    episode 3 is where people decide
    if they'll keep watching or not.
[17:59] Sak
    Our entire future's riding on how
    well episode 3 draws in the crowd!
[18:06] Nat
    That scene earlier where
    Botan-senpai was training...
[18:09] Nat
    A lot of the shots were from weird angles...
[18:12] Nat
    Is that what you're talking about?!
[18:14] Sak
    Exactly.
[18:14] Sak
    Having an episode about sports is another
    sign that the retooling has begun.
[18:23] Nat
    Wait, wait!
[18:24] Nat
    This isn't even right!
[18:29] Bot
    Whew, I'm glad I made my signal there.
[18:32] Nat
    No, no...
[18:32] Nat
    That signal isn't covering anything!
[18:34] Nat
    Look! Your whole body is blurred out!
[18:37] Sak
    And look what happened to this scene!
[18:42] Cla
    Sakura-sa— No.
[18:46] Cla
    Ignorant peasant!
[18:47] Cla
    I'll let you be my personal servant,
[18:49] Cla
    so make me some tea on your hands and knees!
[18:53] Nat
    Claire-senpai's character
    has completely changed!
[18:56] Aza
    Mine has, too!
[18:58] Sak
    That means we have to do everything we
    can to make them laugh, no matter the cost.
[19:05] Sak
    Okay, since you haven't said anything
    since the commercial break, Karin-chan...
[19:09] Kar
    Y-Yes?
[19:10] Sak
    Say something funny!
[19:13] Sak
    That will be the punchline for this segment.
[19:17] Sak
    It also has to sum up
    everything we've talked about.
[19:19] Nat
    She's asking the impossible!
[19:22] Kar
    Um, let's see...
[19:25] Kar
    What do Chronicles of the
    Going Home Club punchlines
[19:28] Kar
    and the ball in a one-player
    softball game have in common?
[19:32] Nat
    You're going with a riddle?
[19:34] Sak
    What do they have in common?
[19:37] Kar
    They keep getting thrown away!
[19:38] Sak
    Good one!
SIGN    Cute
[19:40] Cla
    Karin-san...
[19:41] Cla
    you've grown over the course
    of three episodes, too.
[19:44] Cla
    I have nothing left to teach you.
[19:47] Nat
    Um... Was it really that good?
[19:51] Kar
    Oh, yeah!
[19:52] Kar
    Ah, can I say one more thing?
[19:55] Sak
    What'll it be this time? An acrostic?
[19:58] Kar
    No...
[20:00] Sak
    Oh, I know!
[20:01] Sak
    "These softball jokes are
    reaching fever pitch,"
[20:04] Sak
    or something like that, right?
[20:06] Kar
    No, it's something I've been wanting
    to point out for some time...
[20:10] Kar
    This isn't episode 3.
[20:12] Kar
    It's episode 4.
[20:14] Girls
    What?
[20:17] Nat
    B-B-But what do we do about the retool?!
[20:20] Bot
    We'll have to pound each
    other in a tournament!
[20:22] Nat
    We don't have time to
    round up fighters now!
[20:25] Sak
    Then, I'll just have to get naked!
[20:28] Nat
    Don't be so hasty!
[20:29] Sak
    Let me go, Natsuki-chan!
[20:31] Cla
    That's it!
[20:31] Sak
    I have to do it before it's too late!
[20:33] Cla
    The ending song!
[20:35] Nat
    Haven't we used that joke enough already?!
[20:37] Cla
    No. That's not what I mean.
[20:39] Cla
    It's the smallest retooling we can do.
[20:41] Cla
    Change the ending song!
[20:44] Nat
    What? We can do that now?
[20:47] Cla
    Hello, it's me.
[20:50] Cla
    Could I request a new ending song?
[20:53] Cla
    Yes. Right now!
[22:29] Nat
    The... The Kokonoe Corporation is formidable...
[22:34] Nat
    You sang that, didn't you, Botan-senpai?
[22:37] Bot
    I can't turn down a request from Claire...
[22:40] Nat
    So who were you duetting with?
[22:44] Aza
    Yo!
SIGN    Preview
[22:47] Cla
    Claire here.
[22:48] Cla
    Honeypot ants store large amounts
    of nectar in their bodies.
[22:51] Cla
    But as a result, they're sometimes
    eaten by humans as candy.
SIGN    Bam
SIGN    Hermann Hesse "Jugendgedenken"
SIGN    "Now I see what kind of guy you are."
[22:54] Cla
    It's kinda sad, isn't it?
[22:56] Cla
    Next time, Record 15:
    The Demon King's Dignity.
SIGN    "Now I see what kind of guy you are."
    "Uh..."
[22:59] Cla
    And two more!
SIGN    Going Home Club Miniature Theater
[23:01] Girls
    Going Home Club Miniature Theater!
[23:05] Bot
    Natsuki, what are you eating?
[23:07] Nat
    Huh? Red bean donuts.
[23:10] Bot
    Donu—
[23:12] Bot
    You're a cannibal?!
[23:13] Nat
    Of course not!
[23:15] Nat
    Do I look like a fried pastry?!
[23:17] Bot
    Pastry...
[23:19] Bot
    O-Oh, PRD!
[23:22] Bot
    Past misdeeds... Revealed for Your destruction...
[23:26] Bot
    Your past misdeeds involve donuts?
[23:28] Nat
    You're going back to the PRD thing?!
[23:30] Nat
    And I told you that's
    not what it stands for!
[23:33] Bot
    But your name even sounds like "donuts."
[23:35] Bot
    They say names and natures often agree.
[23:38] Bot
    All I can see when I look at you now is donuts!
[23:41] Nat
    How am I a donut?!
SIGN    Donuts
SIGN    An-dou Nats-uki
[23:54] Aza
    Yummy!
[23:58] Girls
    See you next time!