E6 - Youth is an Explosion \ Guilty Judge \ The Four Heavenly Kings of Hagishirabe-ryuu

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[00:19] Sak
    Botan-chan!
SIGN    Record 18
SIGN    Youth is an Explosion
[02:16] Sak
    With you here, Botan-chan,
    kick-the-can turns into a crap game!
[02:20] Bot
    But games like this aren't fun
    if you don't take them seriously.
[02:24] Sak
    I understand that.
[02:26] Sak
    I just wish you'd learn some restraint.
[02:28] Bot
    If I kicked it halfheartedly and
    it hit someone, it'd be dangerous.
[02:33] Bot
    Instead, I'm making it burn
    up in the atmosphere.
[02:35] Sak
    Are you a human catapult?!
[02:37] Sak
    But that's the fourth can we've lost!
[02:40] Sak
    How many cans of coffee are you
    gonna make Natsuki-chan drink?!
[02:46] Nat
    Why do I have to drink them all myself?!
[02:49] Kar
    Now she gives us a retort!
[02:51] Cla
    I was wondering when you'd jump in.
[02:54] Nat
    Whenever I try to yell, I feel like...
[02:57] Kar
    Nat-chan?
[02:58] Cla
    Are you all right?
[02:59] Bot
    You're the one who wanted
    to play kick-the-can, Sakura.
[03:03] Bot
    You can't say it's a crap game now...
SIGN    Some Minutes Ago
[03:07] Aza
    Some minutes ago...
[03:10] Cla
    How cute!
[03:11] Cla
    You baked these too, Karin-san?
[03:13] Kar
    Yup, I did!
[03:15] Kar
    What do you think?
[03:16] Cla
    They're great!
[03:18] Kar
    I'm so happy!
[03:19] Sak
    Okay! Today, let's play a game
    as kids of our generation do!
[03:23] Kar
    We're all going to play?
[03:25] Sak
    Yeah!
[03:26] Sak
    But now that I think about it,
    this game only goes up to four players.
[03:31] Sak
    I guess someone will be left out!
[03:34] Sak
    Sorry, Natsuki-chan!
[03:36] Bot
    Okay. I'll set the traps and bombs,
[03:39] Bot
    and capture monsters once
    they're partially destroyed.
[03:41] Nat
    Okay. I'm gonna go pick mushrooms.
[03:43] Cla
    I'll go gather some honey.
[03:45] Kar
    I'm going to practice with the controls.
[03:48] Cla
    We just ran out of honey, anyway.
[03:50] Bot
    Karin, why are you
    cooking meat over there?
[03:53] Kar
    Oh, this one's an enemy too, isn't it?
[03:55] Nat
    You can tell it's a monster by looking at it!
[03:57] Cla
    Botan-san, you capture them way too fast.
[04:01] Sak
    You fools!
[04:02] Sak
    What's wrong with you?!
[04:03] Sak
    Why are you sitting inside playing
    video games on such a nice day?
[04:06] Sak
    This is what's wrong with our generation!
[04:08] Nat
    You sure changed your mind quick!
[04:10] Kar
    Ah, but...
[04:11] Kar
    Sakura-senpai, you're the one
    who wanted to play a game...
[04:14] Sak
    That isn't what I meant.
[04:16] Nat
    Are you a politician now?
[04:19] Sak
    I want to play something that
    doesn't use electricity,
[04:22] Sak
    like people did in the
    days before video games.
[04:24] Bot
    P-Play something...
    that's not a video game?
[04:27] Nat
    Why do you look genuinely confused?!
[04:30] Nat
    You're making our generation look worse!
[04:33] Cla
    Why don't we exchange love poems?
[04:35] Nat
    We don't have to do
    something that outdated!
[04:36] Nat
    We don't have to do something
    that refined, either!
[04:39] Kar
    Then, what should we play?
[04:46] Kar
    What should we play?
[04:49] Sak
    W-We should play...
[04:55] Sak
    Kick-the-can!
[04:56] Sak
    That's it!
[04:57] Sak
    Today, we'll go to the park
    and play kick-the-can!
SIGN    The Present
[05:01] Aza
    And back in the present...
[05:05] Bot
    But now that I think about it...
[05:07] Bot
    Buying coffee from a vending machine
[05:09] Bot
    means we're still using electricity, doesn't it?
[05:11] Sak
    That's nitpicking!
[05:12] Sak
    You don't have to count that!
[05:14] Aza
    Even though it's coffee in a can...
[05:17] Aza
    ...you cannot count it!
[05:24] Sak
    A-Anyway, I'm giving Botan-chan a handicap
    so we won't lose any more cans.
[05:35] Nat
    Why do you carry handcuffs around with you?
[05:38] Sak
    I'm glad I had my "Apprehending
    Creeps Starter Kit" on hand!
[05:42] Nat
    Uh, no. I think using them like
    that makes you the creep.
[05:45] Sak
    Anyway, Natsuki-chan...
[05:47] Nat
    What?
[05:48] Sak
    Here.
[05:54] Sak
    Right!
[05:55] Sak
    Let's resume the game!
[07:00] Sak
    Right! Let's resume the game!
SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club
SIGN    Going Home Club Photo Gallery
SIGN    The decorative plants in the recording studio. Tee-hee. Calming, aren't they? -Natsuki
SIGN    Fire Prevention Supervisor:
    The Corpse in the Middle of the Room
    Going Home Club
[07:18] Sak
    I feel... kinda sick...
[07:20] Nat
    What's wrong, Sakura-senpai?
[07:23] Nat
    Did you catch a cold?
[07:33] ---
    Huh? Hey!
[07:35] Nat
    Sakura-senpai!
[07:37] Nat
    Are you okay?!
SIGN    It appears the first victim has been chosen.
SIGN    Sinful lambs...
SIGN    Welcome to the Little Garden of Judgment.
SIGN    Now, let us begin.
SIGN    The ordeal in which you will confront your sins...
SIGN    The Game of Judgment:
SIGN    Guilty Judge!
SIGN    Record 19: Guilty Judge
SIGN    You have all committed a sin.
SIGN    Put hand to breast and try to recall it.
[08:23] Cla
    Which one?
[08:24] Kar
    No, you need to put your
    hand on your own breast!
[08:27] Nat
    She's just turning into a dirty old man now...
[08:31] Bot
    But I have no idea what she's talking about.
[08:34] ---
    Committed a sin?
[08:36] Bot
    What could we have done?
[08:38] Bot
    I've repaired everything I've destroyed.
[08:42] Cla
    That's true.
[08:43] Cla
    Maybe our sin is not catching
    fire as a popular anime yet?
[08:47] Nat
    Stop talking about that!
[08:49] Cla
    Then, what on earth could it be?
SIGN    If you don't know, then I shall tell you.
[08:54] Bot
    Having the video so eerily
    in sync with our conversation
[08:56] Bot
    just makes it more annoying.
SIGN    It happened during "Record 18: Youth is an Explosion."
SIGN    You disregarded your club president, of all people,
SIGN    and the four of you played a video game without her, didn't you?!
[09:10] Bot
    She's really clinging to that grudge.
SIGN    Leaving out a friend is simply unforgivable!
[09:15] Nat
    Then, why did you kill the
    club president first?
[09:18] Cla
    I don't understand why you'd do that.
SIGN    Now, let me explain how this game will work.
[09:23] Nat
    Was all that buildup really necessary?
SIGN    While you were distracted,
SIGN    I locked this room from the inside!
[09:31] Kar
    What?!
[09:32] Bot
    But we're on the inside, right?
[09:34] Cla
    She sounded dramatic, but I'm pretty
    sure that door opens from the inside.
[09:39] Nat
    Does that door even have a lock?
SIGN    In addition, I have taken the liberty of affixing bombs somewhere on your bodies.
[09:48] Kar
    What?! When?!
SIGN    If you do not fulfill the conditions for escape and acquire the room key,
SIGN    the bombs will explode and it'll be game over.
SIGN    Oh, and another thing: The bombs are invisible to beautiful girls.
[10:03] Cla
    How could you?!
[10:05] Cla
    That means none of us here
    can find and disarm the bombs!
[10:09] Bot
    I get it!
[10:10] Bot
    That's why you killed Sakura first,
[10:12] Bot
    because she was the only one among
    us who could see the bombs!
[10:14] Sak
    What?!
[10:22] Sak
    That was just air leaking out of my
    lungs and vibrating my vocal cords.
[10:28] Nat
    That's one talented corpse.
SIGN    Now, before we begin the game, there's one thing we must do.
SIGN    Sorry to make you do this,
SIGN    but can you please place three chairs in a circle facing outwards?
[10:41] Nat
    So this part's self-service, huh?
[10:43] Cla
    What a pain.
[10:44] Bot
    You should be helping us.
SIGN    Corpse
SIGN    Now, I will reveal the nature of the game that shall judge you.
SIGN    It's a game designed to make a person expose their innermost self.
SIGN    It's called...
SIGN    Musical Chairs!
[11:12] Nat
    We know that much.
[11:13] Bot
    After she made us set up the chairs,
    why is she trying to sound so smart?
SIGN    When the music stops, whoever isn't sitting dies!
[11:28] Bot
    She started singing.
[11:30] Nat
    What's with this surreal video?
[11:33] Cla
    Looks like we have no choice.
[11:34] Cla
    Let's play along.
[11:35] Kar
    Yeah, why not?
[11:51] Kar
    I'm... dead!
[11:59] Cla
    Karin-san.
SIGN    That's one dead.
SIGN    How did it feel to sacrifice your friend to survive?
[12:11] Cla
    Sorry! We all survived!
[12:14] Bot
    This is lame. What is she even talking about?
SIGN    Remove one chair.
SIGN    Time for the second round!
[12:20] Kar
    What?! Even though we all survived?
SIGN    Corpse
SIGN    And so, the second person dies.
SIGN    Now, remove one more chair.
SIGN    Who will survive to the end?
[12:55] Kar
    Just one chair now?
[12:57] Bot
    Four people on one chair isn't gonna be easy...
[13:06] Girls
    We did it!
SIGN    Well?
SIGN    How did it feel to sacrifice your friends to survive?
SIGN    Can you live with the pain of your loneliness from now on?
[13:18] Bot
    Hey, Claire, don't you think
    you're clutching me a bit too tight?
[13:20] Cla
    I don't have a choice!
[13:22] Kar
    Senpai, that tickles!
[13:24] Nat
    Claire-senpai, stop that!
[13:33] Cla
    Oh, yeah...
[13:34] Cla
    Did you know there's a pancake festival
    going on now at the family restaurant?
[13:37] Cla
    I made reservations for today,
    so shall we all go together?
[13:40] Kar
    Hooray!
[13:41] Bot
    Pancakes sound good.
[13:43] Bot
    I've been thinking about them lately.
[13:44] Nat
    But making reservations for
    a family restaurant seems...
[13:48] Cla
    Oh? Do you think I should have
    booked the whole restaurant?
[13:51] Nat
    That's not what I meant...
[14:26] Cla
    Shall we, then?
[14:36] Sak
    Yes!
SIGN    Chronicles of the
    Going Home Club
[14:39] Aza
    Pow!
SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club
SIGN    The Ancient Art of Hagishirabe-ryuu
[14:52] Nar
    The Ancient Art of Hagishirabe-ryuu
[15:00] Nar
    It cut all ties with Hagitsuki-ryuu,
[15:03] Nar
    and despite its common origin,
    continued to develop along its own path.
[15:10] Nar
    As time passed, it came to stand opposed
     to its parent family, the Hagitsuki-ryuu.
[15:15] Nar
    These days, nobody even
    remembers the reason why.
[15:22] Nar
    And now, the Four Heavenly Kings of
    Hagishirabe-ryuu unite under one roof!
SIGN    And now, the Four Heavenly Kings of
    Hagishirabe-ryuu unite under one roof!!
SIGN    Roar
SIGN    Record 20
SIGN    The Four Heavenly Kings
     of Hagishirabe-ryuu
[15:39] Sei
    So, I'd like to begin
[15:40] Sei
    this regularly-scheduled meeting of the
    Hagishirabe-ryuu Four Heavenly Kings.
SIGN    The Leader: The Merciless Seiryuu
[15:45] Sei
    Does anyone have any business to discuss?
SIGN    The Guardian: The Ruthless Byakko
[15:48] Bya
    Nope.
[15:49] Bya
    Why do we meet twice a week when
    we never have any business to discuss?
SIGN    The Lone Female: The Relentless Suzaku
[15:53] Suz
    We've totally become regulars at this place.
[15:56] Suz
    Hey, they've got new menu items today.
SIGN    The Anime Lover: The Hopeless Genbu
[15:59] Gen
    Business...
[16:00] Gen
    I can't think of any...
[16:02] Gen
    Wait, what's with this name?!
[16:04] Gen
    Why am I "hopeless"?!
[16:05] Gen
    And why is "lover" the word that's
    spelled out in red on mine?!
[16:10] Suz
    You don't deny that you love anime, though?
[16:12] Gen
    I don't!
[16:13] Gen
    But I can't point out every
    single problem at once, can I?!
[16:16] Sei
    I hear you, I hear you.
[16:18] Sei
    We don't have any business to
    discuss, anyway. So let's think...
[16:23] Sei
    ...of a new nickname for him!
[16:26] Kings
    Hmm...
SIGN    The Baseless Genbu
[16:32] Sei
    The Baseless Genbu!
[16:33] Gen
    That's not any better!
[16:35] Gen
    Something baseless isn't of any use!
SIGN    The Useless Genbu
SIGN    The Pointless Genbu
[16:38] Bya
    Do you prefer Useless Genbu or Pointless Genbu?
[16:42] Gen
    They mean the same thing!
[16:43] Suz
    The Hopeless...
SIGN    The Hopeless
[16:45] Suz
    Fatso.
SIGN    The
    Hopeless
    Fatso
[16:46] Gen
    That's the part you changed?!
[16:47] Gen
    That means I'm 100% a burden
    to the Four Heavenly Kings!
[16:50] Sei
    Byakko, want to split a spinach sauté?
[16:53] Bya
    Sure, let's buzz the waiter.
[16:55] Gen
    You're bored of the subject already!
[16:56] Gen
    At least try one more round of suggestions!
[17:00] Suz
    How about...
[17:00] Bya
    What?
[17:02] Suza
    Melon soda!
[17:03] Gen
    You want me to fetch you some?!
[17:05] Bya
    I want cola and orange in a 1:1.618 proportion,
    in accordance with the golden ratio.
[17:09] Gen
    Your blending instructions are too specific!
[17:11] Gen
    I hope you shrink your tank top
     in the wash, you idiot!
[17:16] Sei
    By the way, how's our mortal
    enemy Hagitsuki-ryuu doing?
[17:20] Bya
    Oohagi Botan's club...
    The Going Home Club, I think?
[17:24] Bya
    I hear some younger students have joined it.
[17:28] Bya
    Mixing cola and orange together is gross!
[17:30] Gen
    Don't complain!
[17:32] Gen
    I hope your headband snaps and
    slashes your forehead!
[17:34] Suz
    That first year...
[17:35] Suz
    I don't like her one bit.
[17:38] Suz
    When I was monitoring Hagitsuki-ryuu before...
[17:42] (Flashback) Kar
    Botan-senpai, that strap is so cute.
[17:45] (Flashback) Bot
    Hm?
[17:47] (Flashback) Bot
    Oh, this?
[17:48] (Flashback) Bot
    You can have it if you want.
[17:49] (Flashback) Kar
    What? Are you sure?
[17:51] (Flashback) Bot
    Yeah. I've got a whole
    bunch of the same one.
[17:54] (Flashback) Kar
    Wow!
[17:56] (Flashback) Bot
    Now we'll match, Karin!
[17:58] (Flashback) Kar
    M-Match?
[18:03] Suz
    You fools!
[18:04] Gen
    Wh-What?!
[18:06] Suz
    Do you know how many stores
    I visited to get one like Botan's?!
[18:10] Suz
    She says: "It's so cute!"
[18:11] Suz
    and gets it handed to her
    by the person herself?!
[18:14] Suz
    There's only so much I can
    take of this world mocking me!
[18:16] Gen
    Why do you have a matching one, too?!
[18:18] Bya
    You can buy them on the Net, you know.
[18:20] Gen
    You have matching ones, too?!
[18:22] Gen
    You guys don't secretly love
    Hagitsuki-ryuu, do you?!
[18:25] Sei
    Huh?!
[18:26] Sei
    No way! She's the enemy!
[18:28] Bya
    If I ever met Botan-chan, I'd kill her!
[18:30] Gen
    You started using "chan"!
[18:32] Waiter
    You're Kokonoe-sama who reserved
    a table for five, correct?
[18:34] Bot
    I can't wait!
[18:35] Kar
    I'm so hungry!
[18:36] Sak
    I'm famished after all that crying!
[18:38] Gen
    H-Hagitsuki-ryuu!
[18:42] Sei
    Fancy seeing you here!
[18:44] Bya
    It's been so long!
[18:45] Suz
    Drop in at our dojo again sometime!
[18:47] Suz
    We've got a score to settle with you!
[18:51] Girls
    Here she is!
[18:51] Girls
    Finally!
[18:52] Nat
    Botan-senpai, those people over there...
[18:55] Kar
    Are they friends of yours?
[18:57] Bot
    No, they're my enemies.
[18:59] Aza
    Float, float, float, float, float!
SIGN    Unidentified Flying Animal
[19:05] Aza
    UFA!
SIGN    The Ancient Art of Hagishirabe-ryuu
[19:11] Nar
    The Ancient Art of Hagishirabe-ryuu...
SIGN    ...The Rest is Omitted.
SIGN    Roar
[19:19] Sei
    So, I'd like to begin this
    week's scheduled meeting.
SIGN    The Leader: The Merciless Seiryuu
[19:23] Sei
    Any new business?
SIGN    The Guardian: The Ruthless Byakko
[19:25] Bya
    Should we talk about
    Hagitsuki-ryuu's activities?
SIGN    The Lone Female: The Relentless Suzaku
[19:28] Suz
    Let's have a report.
SIGN    ____ Lover: ____ Genbu
[19:30] Gen
    I suppose...
[19:32] Gen
    Wait, why is it "@#$%&"?!
[19:35] Sei
    It's okay.
[19:36] Sei
    They'll remove things like unnatural
    light and steam for the DVD release.
[19:39] Gen
    That's not the point!
[19:41] Bya
    It's an added perk!
[19:42] Gen
    Don't take off your tank top all of a sudden!
[19:45] Suz
    What if it's not removed from the DVD?
[19:47] Gen
    Don't say that!
[19:49] Gen
    What will we do if everyone wants a refund?
[19:52] Sei
    Well, regarding Hagitsuki-ryuu's activities...
[19:55] Gen
    Yes. That's the business at hand.
[20:05] (Flashback) Kar
    I want to eat some ice cream!
[20:06] (Flashback) Bot
    Me, too.
[20:13] Gen
    You've got everything matching now!
[20:16] Gen
    Are you sure you don't love
    Hagitsuki-ryuu after all?
[20:19] Sei
    She's the enemy!
[20:19] Bya
    Fresh Botan-chan!
[20:21] Bya
    Smile Botan-chan!
[20:22] Gen
    Stop taking your clothes off!
[20:24] Gen
    I hope you get scalped by some
    warlike tribe, you spiky-headed jerk!
[20:28] Gen
    You fools!
[20:29] Gen
    You're the ones who called her the enemy!
SIGN    The Merciless Seiryuu
SIGN    The Ruthless Byakko
SIGN    The Relentless Suzaku
[22:25] Ump
    Strike! Batter out!
[22:27] Ump
    Change!
SIGN    The Baseless Genbu
[22:36] Nar
    They will return!
SIGN    Hagishirabe-ryuu Four Heavenly Kings
SIGN    Preview
[22:46] Pre
    When you watched the C part,
[22:48] Pre
    you might be inclined to think
     that the Hopeless Genbu's name
[22:51] Pre
    was changed to the Baseless Genbu.
[22:53] Pre
    But the truth is, he's still Hopeless.
[22:55] Pre
    Next episode, Record 21: Sealed Words.
[22:58] Pre
    We'll show you two others, as well.
SIGN    Going Home Club Miniature Theater
[23:06] Sak
    What's wrong, Natsuki-chan?!
[23:08] Sak
    Are you feeling ill?
[23:09] Sak
    Do you need a drink?
[23:10] Nat
    It appears the first victim has been chosen.
[23:11] Sak
    There's some canned coffee in the fridge!
[23:13] Nat
    Sinful Sakura-senpai...
[23:13] Sak
    You like it black, right?
[23:15] Nat
    Welcome to the Little Garden of Judgment.
[23:18] Nat
    Now, let us begin.
[23:19] Sak
    Natsuki-chan, look, here's some coffee!
[23:20] Nat
    The ordeal in which you will confront your sins...
[23:22] Nat
    The Game of Judgment:
[23:24] Nat
    Guilty Judge Reborn!
[23:28] Sak
    Look at that, Natsuki-chan!
[23:29] Nat
    You seem surprised.
[23:30] Sak
    You're on TV!
[23:31] Nat
    If you don't know what your sin is,
    put hand to breast and try to recall it.
[23:32] Sak
    Was that Guilty Judge
    thing supposed to air today?
[23:35] Sak
    And... what does "reborn" mean?!
[23:38] Nat
    If you don't know, then I shall tell you!
[23:40] Nat
    How dare you make me drink
    seven cans of coffee?!
SIGN    Can #8
[23:43] Nat
    And all of it black!
[23:45] Cla
    I can't blame Natsuki-san for being angry.
[23:47] Sak
    Claire-chan!
[23:49] Cla
    She needs something sweet!
[23:50] Cla
    Have some sweets from our café!
SIGN    Boom
[23:53] Cla
    Kokono-Éclairs are delicious!
[23:55] Nat
    You fools!
[23:58] Girls
    See you next time!