7 - Horrible! The Aircraft Carrier Examiner's Trap!

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SIGN    Horrible! The Aircraft Carrier Examiner's Trap!
SIGN    Cheating is a wrongful act. Please do not imitate.
[01:49] Ou
    Teachers have it pretty rough.
[01:51] Ou
    I can feel myself becoming
    more and more worn out.
[01:54] Ou
    After all, there's always someone
    causing trouble, isn't there?
[01:58] Ou
    I listen to the stories one by one, and just
    when I think they're all finally resolved,
[02:02] Ou
    another set of problems pops up!
[02:04] Ou
    Jeez!
[02:05] Ou
    I'd like a break once in
    a while too, you know!
[02:08] Ou
    On that note... Do you all
    have your seat belts on?
[02:17] Ou
    Let's go, then!
[02:32] Sakyou
    What is this place?!
[02:34] Ukyou
    An aircraft carrier?!
[02:36] AI
    Jun, heart rate rising.
[02:39] AI
    Begin full-body scan.
[02:40] AI
    Presence of cheating tools confirmed.
[02:45] AI
    Eject.
[02:46] Jun
    Wha?
[02:55] Jun
    W-Wait, this is some kind of mistake!
[02:58] Jun
    I haven't done anything yet!
[02:59] AI
    Someone perfect like me
    does not make mistakes.
[03:02] Jun
    Hey!
[03:08] Jun
    Mary? M-Mary...
[03:09] AI
    Go!
[03:11] Jun
    Mary!
[03:15] ---
    Why is this happening?!
[03:21] Ukyou
    We didn't even do anything!
[03:24] Sakyou
    See you again in Valhalla.
[03:35] Ou
    Say, is this really all right?
[03:37] AI
    Someone perfect like me
    does not make mistakes.
[03:43] AI
    Ah, whoops.
[04:07] Waitress
    Thank you for waiting.
[04:19] Koui
    So this is how far you've
    fallen after just one defeat?
[04:22] Mumei
    Kou-chan...
[04:24] Koui
    I am no such person!
[04:26] Koui
    No, I am the mysterious Lady K!
[04:30] Mumei
    It doesn't matter.
[04:32] Mumei
    I'm already done for.
[04:35] Koui (Lady K)
    That's not for you to decide!
[04:37] Mumei
    But my powers are useless against him...
[04:40] Lady K
    Is your dream going to end here?
[04:42] Mumei
    But my powers are useless against him!
[04:46] Lady K
    Believe in the Shokatsu Technique!
[04:48] Lady K
    Like that person did.
[04:50] Mumei
    I know... I know that!
[04:53] Mumei
    But I'm still scared.
[04:55] Mumei
    If I lose again, I...
[04:57] Lady K
    Believe.
[04:59] Lady K
    Believe in me, Shokatsu Mumei!
[05:14] Mumei
    Thanks, Kou-chan.
[05:20] Lady K
    I'm Lady K!
[05:31] Mumei
    So where the heck are you
    taking me, anyway, Kou-chan?
[05:36] Lady K
    My name is Floor Lady K.
[05:39] Lady K
    We're going to the Southern Ninth Prison...
[05:42] Lady
    Also known as Prisonland.
[05:44] Mumei
    Prison? You can't mean...
[05:46] Lady
    Yes, we are going to see your
    father, Shokatsu Toumei.
[05:51] Jailer
    Welcome to Prison Island.
[05:53] Jailer
    Shokatsu Mumei and Ou Koui, is it?
[05:56] Lady
    Yes.
[06:01] Jailer
    Right this way, then.
[06:03] Mumei
    So, how did you know where my
    father was being held, Kou-chan?
[06:08] Koui
    My name is My Fair Lady K!
[06:11] Koui
    That is all I am.
[06:15] Jailer
    Shokatsu Toumei and Shokatsu Mumei
[06:18] Jailer
    are the successors of the
    Shokatsu Technique, yes?
[06:21] Mumei
    You knew that?
[06:22] Jailer
    Don't you know?
[06:24] Jailer
    The bloody history of
    the Shokatsu Technique.
[06:28] Jailer
    The Shokatsu Technique was created during
    the turbulent Three Kingdoms period
[06:33] Jailer
    by the renowned Shu strategist,
    Shokatsu Ryou Koumei.
[06:37] Jailer
    By adding some wizardry to his ingenuity,
[06:40] Jailer
    Koumei devised a number
    of formidable techniques.
[06:49] Jailer
    In the face of such tremendous
    power, the kingdom of Shu
[06:52] Jailer
    gained victory over three separate kingdoms.
[06:56] Jailer
    However, only desolate earth was left
    behind after such overwhelming power.
[07:02] Jailer
    But that is not where the
    Shokatsu Technique ends.
[07:05] Jailer
    Koumei reflected deeply
[07:08] Jailer
    and, this time, researched a technique
    that would bring fruit to the earth.
[07:12] Jailer
    Well, ultimately it depends
    on how you use it, of course.
[07:18] Jailer
    By the way, you two are going to that
    school with the test, aren't you?
[07:22] Jailer
    What do they have you do for that
    Special-Level University something-or-other?
[07:28] Mumei
    I...
[07:29] Jailer
    Well, no matter.
[07:31] Jailer
    Just try not to get yourselves killed, now.
[07:34] Mumei
    Wait a second!
[07:36] Mumei
    Can't I at least meet him normally?
[07:42] Mumei
    Yeah, I guess that's not gonna happen.
[07:59] Toumei
    When I am crushed by the weight of despair,
[08:02] Toumei
    no matter how many times I am
    dispirited, my legs will not break.
[08:05] Toumei
    My heart is strong, like a stalk
    of wheat that rises upward.
[08:08] Toumei
    People call that great
    determination and ambition.
[08:12] Mumei
    Who are you?!
[08:13] Toumei
    I have no name to give the likes of you!
[08:20] Toumei
    You're Shokatsu Mumei, the inheritor
    of the Shokatsu Technique style.
[08:26] Toumei
    I am in charge of your father's life!
[08:35] Mumei
    Father!
[08:37] Toumei
    If you want him back,
[08:39] Toumei
    you'll have to beat me by showing
    me the ultimate Shokatsu Technique!
[08:43] Mumei
    Bastard... I'll make you regret this!
[08:45] Mumei
    Kou-chan, get back!
[08:47] Koui
    My name is Top Sales Lady K!
[08:49] Koui
    Losing here is unacceptable!
[08:51] Mumei
    Right. There won't be a second
    defeat for the Shokatsu Technique!
[08:56] Mumei
    Style: Shokatsu Technique, Shinra Banshou!
[09:03] Toumei
    Is big talk all you're really good at?
[09:06] Mumei
    Damn it, I'm not done yet!
[09:07] Mumei
    Style: Shokatsu Technique, Fuurinkazan!
[09:11] Mumei
    Style: Shokatsu Technique, Ikkitousen!
[09:14] Mumei
    Style: Shokatsu Technique, Gouhou Rakurai!
[09:23] Mumei
    It can't be...
[09:24] Toumei
    I can't even make fun of such a
    failure of the Shokatsu Technique.
[09:27] Toumei
    You poor thing. You've never even
    seen the true Shokatsu Technique!
[09:31] Toumei
    It's written all over your face!
[09:34] Mumei
    What the hell do you know?!
[09:36] Toumei
    What a laugh. It's a third-rate product
    rather than the top of the line.
[09:40] Toumei
    If you've been fighting with the Shokatsu
    Technique like this, of course you'd lose.
[09:45] Mumei
    What?
[09:46] Toumei
    Indeed your skills have a power and efficacy
    that aren't bad, in their own way.
[09:51] Toumei
    However, fundamentally,
    you yourself are the worst!
[09:55] Mumei
    But I've been studying the
    secret texts like crazy...
[09:59] Toumei
    Don't blindly accept the secret texts as gospel.
[10:02] Toumei
    Try determining for yourself
    whether you're good or bad!
[10:09] Toumei
    Now, is this the extent of your powers?
[10:12] Toumei
    Or are you saying that pathetic
    Shokatsu Technique is all you've got?
[10:19] Mumei
    Damn it...
[10:20] Mumei
    Once again I'm...
[10:24] Koui
    Mumei!
[10:29] Mumei
    Not yet.
[10:30] Mumei
    I still have some fight left.
[10:34] Mumei
    All I need now is courage!
[10:36] ---
    What?
[10:40] Toumei
    I'm impressed you can spew a line like that in the battered state you're in.
[10:43] Toumei
    Fine, come with me.
[10:45] Toumei
    I'll show you what the true
    Shokatsu Technique looks like.
[10:49] Mumei
    Wh-Who asked you?
[10:52] Toumei
    In one day!
[10:54] Toumei
    By the time that moon next shines,
    you will show me your new powers.
[11:00] Toumei
    Otherwise...
[11:03] Toumei
    I won't have just your father,
    but this girl, as well.
[11:08] Mumei
    Kou-chan!
[11:09] Koui
    No! My name is Vitamin C!
[11:12] Mumei
    That's not even a K! Are you out of ideas?!
[11:14] Toumei
    I'll be waiting at the top of the tower!
[11:17] Toumei
    Come on up, young one!
[11:24] Mumei
    Damn it...
[11:25] Mumei
    I will definitely get my
    father and Kou-chan back.
[11:28] Koui
    No! Wednesday is ladies' day!
[11:31] Koui
    See the rest in the movie theater!
[11:32] Mumei
    We don't have plans for that!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Lament, Mumei! Over Your Father's Dead Body!