7 - Horrible! The Aircraft Carrier Examiner's Trap! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Horrible! The Aircraft Carrier Examiner's Trap! SIGN    Cheating is a wrongful act. Please do not imitate. [01:49] Ou     Teachers have it pretty rough. [01:51] Ou     I can feel myself becoming     more and more worn out. [01:54] Ou     After all, there's always someone     causing trouble, isn't there? [01:58] Ou     I listen to the stories one by one, and just     when I think they're all finally resolved, [02:02] Ou     another set of problems pops up! [02:04] Ou     Jeez! [02:05] Ou     I'd like a break once in     a while too, you know! [02:08] Ou     On that note... Do you all     have your seat belts on? [02:17] Ou     Let's go, then! [02:32] Sakyou     What is this place?! [02:34] Ukyou     An aircraft carrier?! [02:36] AI     Jun, heart rate rising. [02:39] AI     Begin full-body scan. [02:40] AI     Presence of cheating tools confirmed. [02:45] AI     Eject. [02:46] Jun     Wha? [02:55] Jun     W-Wait, this is some kind of mistake! [02:58] Jun     I haven't done anything yet! [02:59] AI     Someone perfect like me     does not make mistakes. [03:02] Jun     Hey! [03:08] Jun     Mary? M-Mary... [03:09] AI     Go! [03:11] Jun     Mary! [03:15] ---     Why is this happening?! [03:21] Ukyou     We didn't even do anything! [03:24] Sakyou     See you again in Valhalla. [03:35] Ou     Say, is this really all right? [03:37] AI     Someone perfect like me     does not make mistakes. [03:43] AI     Ah, whoops. [04:07] Waitress     Thank you for waiting. [04:19] Koui     So this is how far you've     fallen after just one defeat? [04:22] Mumei     Kou-chan... [04:24] Koui     I am no such person! [04:26] Koui     No, I am the mysterious Lady K! [04:30] Mumei     It doesn't matter. [04:32] Mumei     I'm already done for. [04:35] Koui (Lady K)     That's not for you to decide! [04:37] Mumei     But my powers are useless against him... [04:40] Lady K     Is your dream going to end here? [04:42] Mumei     But my powers are useless against him! [04:46] Lady K     Believe in the Shokatsu Technique! [04:48] Lady K     Like that person did. [04:50] Mumei     I know... I know that! [04:53] Mumei     But I'm still scared. [04:55] Mumei     If I lose again, I... [04:57] Lady K     Believe. [04:59] Lady K     Believe in me, Shokatsu Mumei! [05:14] Mumei     Thanks, Kou-chan. [05:20] Lady K     I'm Lady K! [05:31] Mumei     So where the heck are you     taking me, anyway, Kou-chan? [05:36] Lady K     My name is Floor Lady K. [05:39] Lady K     We're going to the Southern Ninth Prison... [05:42] Lady     Also known as Prisonland. [05:44] Mumei     Prison? You can't mean... [05:46] Lady     Yes, we are going to see your     father, Shokatsu Toumei. [05:51] Jailer     Welcome to Prison Island. [05:53] Jailer     Shokatsu Mumei and Ou Koui, is it? [05:56] Lady     Yes. [06:01] Jailer     Right this way, then. [06:03] Mumei     So, how did you know where my     father was being held, Kou-chan? [06:08] Koui     My name is My Fair Lady K! [06:11] Koui     That is all I am. [06:15] Jailer     Shokatsu Toumei and Shokatsu Mumei [06:18] Jailer     are the successors of the     Shokatsu Technique, yes? [06:21] Mumei     You knew that? [06:22] Jailer     Don't you know? [06:24] Jailer     The bloody history of     the Shokatsu Technique. [06:28] Jailer     The Shokatsu Technique was created during     the turbulent Three Kingdoms period [06:33] Jailer     by the renowned Shu strategist,     Shokatsu Ryou Koumei. [06:37] Jailer     By adding some wizardry to his ingenuity, [06:40] Jailer     Koumei devised a number     of formidable techniques. [06:49] Jailer     In the face of such tremendous     power, the kingdom of Shu [06:52] Jailer     gained victory over three separate kingdoms. [06:56] Jailer     However, only desolate earth was left     behind after such overwhelming power. [07:02] Jailer     But that is not where the     Shokatsu Technique ends. [07:05] Jailer     Koumei reflected deeply [07:08] Jailer     and, this time, researched a technique     that would bring fruit to the earth. [07:12] Jailer     Well, ultimately it depends     on how you use it, of course. [07:18] Jailer     By the way, you two are going to that     school with the test, aren't you? [07:22] Jailer     What do they have you do for that     Special-Level University something-or-other? [07:28] Mumei     I... [07:29] Jailer     Well, no matter. [07:31] Jailer     Just try not to get yourselves killed, now. [07:34] Mumei     Wait a second! [07:36] Mumei     Can't I at least meet him normally? [07:42] Mumei     Yeah, I guess that's not gonna happen. [07:59] Toumei     When I am crushed by the weight of despair, [08:02] Toumei     no matter how many times I am     dispirited, my legs will not break. [08:05] Toumei     My heart is strong, like a stalk     of wheat that rises upward. [08:08] Toumei     People call that great     determination and ambition. [08:12] Mumei     Who are you?! [08:13] Toumei     I have no name to give the likes of you! [08:20] Toumei     You're Shokatsu Mumei, the inheritor     of the Shokatsu Technique style. [08:26] Toumei     I am in charge of your father's life! [08:35] Mumei     Father! [08:37] Toumei     If you want him back, [08:39] Toumei     you'll have to beat me by showing     me the ultimate Shokatsu Technique! [08:43] Mumei     Bastard... I'll make you regret this! [08:45] Mumei     Kou-chan, get back! [08:47] Koui     My name is Top Sales Lady K! [08:49] Koui     Losing here is unacceptable! [08:51] Mumei     Right. There won't be a second     defeat for the Shokatsu Technique! [08:56] Mumei     Style: Shokatsu Technique, Shinra Banshou! [09:03] Toumei     Is big talk all you're really good at? [09:06] Mumei     Damn it, I'm not done yet! [09:07] Mumei     Style: Shokatsu Technique, Fuurinkazan! [09:11] Mumei     Style: Shokatsu Technique, Ikkitousen! [09:14] Mumei     Style: Shokatsu Technique, Gouhou Rakurai! [09:23] Mumei     It can't be... [09:24] Toumei     I can't even make fun of such a     failure of the Shokatsu Technique. [09:27] Toumei     You poor thing. You've never even     seen the true Shokatsu Technique! [09:31] Toumei     It's written all over your face! [09:34] Mumei     What the hell do you know?! [09:36] Toumei     What a laugh. It's a third-rate product     rather than the top of the line. [09:40] Toumei     If you've been fighting with the Shokatsu     Technique like this, of course you'd lose. [09:45] Mumei     What? [09:46] Toumei     Indeed your skills have a power and efficacy     that aren't bad, in their own way. [09:51] Toumei     However, fundamentally,     you yourself are the worst! [09:55] Mumei     But I've been studying the     secret texts like crazy... [09:59] Toumei     Don't blindly accept the secret texts as gospel. [10:02] Toumei     Try determining for yourself     whether you're good or bad! [10:09] Toumei     Now, is this the extent of your powers? [10:12] Toumei     Or are you saying that pathetic     Shokatsu Technique is all you've got? [10:19] Mumei     Damn it... [10:20] Mumei     Once again I'm... [10:24] Koui     Mumei! [10:29] Mumei     Not yet. [10:30] Mumei     I still have some fight left. [10:34] Mumei     All I need now is courage! [10:36] ---     What? [10:40] Toumei     I'm impressed you can spew a line like that in the battered state you're in. [10:43] Toumei     Fine, come with me. [10:45] Toumei     I'll show you what the true     Shokatsu Technique looks like. [10:49] Mumei     Wh-Who asked you? [10:52] Toumei     In one day! [10:54] Toumei     By the time that moon next shines,     you will show me your new powers. [11:00] Toumei     Otherwise... [11:03] Toumei     I won't have just your father,     but this girl, as well. [11:08] Mumei     Kou-chan! [11:09] Koui     No! My name is Vitamin C! [11:12] Mumei     That's not even a K! Are you out of ideas?! [11:14] Toumei     I'll be waiting at the top of the tower! [11:17] Toumei     Come on up, young one! [11:24] Mumei     Damn it... [11:25] Mumei     I will definitely get my     father and Kou-chan back. [11:28] Koui     No! Wednesday is ladies' day! [11:31] Koui     See the rest in the movie theater! [11:32] Mumei     We don't have plans for that! SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Lament, Mumei! Over Your Father's Dead Body!