10 - Chiikura

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SIGN    Chiikura.
[01:36] Ou
    The truth is...
SIGN    Cheating is a wrongful act. Please do not imitate.
[01:38] Ou
    Up through middle school,
    I was a terribly plain student.
[01:43] Ou
    But when I started high school, I knew
    that wouldn't do, so I tried my best.
[01:47] Ou
    You're only young once!
[01:49] Ou
    It's okay to fall in love!
[01:51] Ou
    Everyone, break out of your
    cocoon and become a butterfly!
[01:57] Flashy Examiner
    Now, then...
[01:59] Flashy Examiner
    I will grade everyone's special occasion outfits!
[02:04] Flashy Examiner
    Entry number one, Shokatsu Mumei-kun!
SIGN    No. 1 Shokatsu Mumei
[02:09] Flashy Examiner
    It gives the sense of a positive attitude,
    like that of a leading man.
[02:12] Flashy Examiner
    It's unfortunate, however, that you
    don't look as cool as you think you do.
SIGN    No. 1 Shokatsu Mumei
[02:20] Flashy Examiner
    Entry number two, Ryuu Haku-san!
[02:26] Flashy Examiner
    Isn't she adorably put together,
    like a pure, orthodox heroine?
[02:30] Flashy Examiner
    Your character is a bit weak,
    but I'm sure that will improve in time.
[02:35] Mumei
    Haku-chan!
[02:43] Flashy Examiner
    Entry number three, Mr. Bug User!
[02:47] Jun
    Ma—
[02:48] Flashy Examiner
    Entry number four, Ou Koui-san!
SIGN    No. 4 Ou Koui
[02:56] Flashy Examiner
    Um...
[02:57] Flashy Examiner
    This is your special occasion outfit?
[03:02] Flashy Examiner
    Your basics aren't bad,
    so stand up straight!
[03:07] Flashy Examiner
    Smile, smile!
[03:09] Mumei
    Kou-chan!
[03:10] Mumei
    This is part of the exam, too! Smile!
SIGN    Forced Exit
[03:30] Mumei
    Kou-chan!
[03:36] Ou
    Huh? It was unlocked.
[03:39] Ou
    It's okay. Come on in.
[03:40] Haku
    Are you sure?
[03:42] Ou
    There's no point in being
    formal now. Come on in.
[03:45] Haku/Anri
    Thank you.
[03:53] Ou
    Have a seat wherever you like.
[03:55] Ou
    Oh, and don't go snooping around.
[03:58] Anri
    In other words, there's something
    she doesn't want us to see.
[04:02] Haku
    P-Please don't, Anri-san.
[04:06] Anri
    Oh, how sexy.
[04:10] Koui
    That kind of underwear lacks functionality.
[04:13] Anri
    Jeez, Kou-chan, that's why you're
    going to fail the fashion exam.
[04:18] Koui
    I will not recognize that as an exam.
[04:20] Koui
    It's pointless, anyway. Clothes can only
    be judged by individual subjectivity.
[04:26] Ou
    I boiled some water.
[04:28] Ou
    I have coffee, black tea, oolong
    tea, and some turtle jelly.
[04:31] Haku/Koui
    Turtle jelly!
[04:34] Anri
    I'll have coffee.
[04:36] Haku
    Ah, I'll help!
[04:37] Ou
    Okay, can you get the sugar and milk?
[04:42] Ou
    Chiikura.
[04:47] Anri
    Now, then...
[04:48] Anri
    Time for our first girls-only
    meeting all about Kou-chan!
[04:55] Koui
    What does that mean?
[04:57] Koui
    I was told this was Miss Ou's
    individual supplementary lesson.
[05:01] Anri
    See, this is what I meant, Miss Ou.
[05:03] Anri
    Don't you think Kou-chan is a bit too stiff?
[05:06] Ou
    You're right, but that's
    probably another part of youth.
[05:11] Haku
    I think that's just how Kou-san
    is, and it's wonderful.
[05:15] Anri
    Sure, but since we're all here,
[05:18] Anri
    I thought it'd be more exciting
    if we had some kind of theme.
[05:21] Anri
    All we ever do is study and take exams, right?
[05:25] Anri
    We need to do girly things once in a while.
[05:27] Ou
    Girly?
[05:29] Ou
    That's right, I'm still a girl, too.
[05:32] Ou
    I should've said that to the bald old
    guy when he said cryptic crap like,
[05:36] Ou
    "If you're in your 30s, act like it.
    If I cut my age in half, I'd be your age."
[05:39] Ou
    Stupid idiot!
[05:40] Anri
    Miss Ou, are you already drunk?
[05:43] Ou
    Not a chance.
[05:46] Haku
    Delicious.
[05:47] Anri
    You take things at your own pace, huh?
[05:49] Haku
    Yes, I'm told that a lot.
[05:51] Anri
    That wasn't a compliment.
[05:55] Haku
    Delicious.
[06:00] Anri
    Chiikura!
[06:04] Anri
    Kou-chan, what clothing brands do you like?
[06:08] Anri
    Don't make such a perplexed face.
[06:11] Anri
    Like, what store or mail order site?
    I like Weeg and Mystery.
[06:17] Koui
    My mom buys my clothes
    for me, so I don't know.
[06:19] Anri
    Um, do you read fashion magazines
    or watch anything on TV?
[06:23] Koui
    We don't do that at my house.
[06:25] Haku
    Delicious.
[06:27] Anri
    Um...
[06:28] Anri
    Where do you buy your clothes, Haku-chan?
[06:30] Haku
    My clothes?
[06:31] Haku
    My mom buys most of my clothes, too.
[06:33] ---
    What?!
[06:35] Koui
    Any clothes are fine as long as
    they regulate body temperature.
[06:38] Anri
    That's a bit excessive for a
    high school student, even you.
[06:41] Anri
    Right, Miss Ou?
[06:42] Anri
    You pick out your own cute clothes, right?
[06:47] Ou
    Cute?
[06:49] Ou
    Yeah!
[06:50] Ou
    They tell me, "Become a cute woman!"
[06:53] Ou
    Isn't that rude, though?
[06:54] ---
    After all, I've always been cute!
[06:57] Ou
    "You need to put some effort into it."
[06:58] Ou
    Well, you've always looked like a frog,
    so of course effort was necessary,
[07:02] Ou
    but just putting effort into
    something isn't enough!
[07:06] Ou
    How does someone like you
    actually get a boyfriend?! Fuck!
[07:10] Haku
    Delicious.
[07:13] Ou
    "Delicious," my ass!
[07:19] Ou
    Is that how you try to make yourself look cute?
[07:25] Ou
    Must be nice to be so young.
[07:29] Ou
    Even without makeup, people say
    you look fine as you are, right?
[07:34] Ou
    Ugh... Well, ten years ago,
    people said that to me, too.
[07:37] Ou
    What? "Don't lie about your age"? Oh, shut up!
[07:40] Anri
    W-Wait, Miss Ou!
[07:43] Ou
    I've had it rough, you know!
[07:45] Ou
    When I visit home, my little
    sister brags about her kids,
[07:47] Ou
    and my mom and dad don't
    dare say anything except,
[07:50] Ou
    "As long as you're happy and healthy,
    that's all that matters!"
[07:53] Ou
    Stop trying to make me feel better!
[07:56] Ou
    Just come out and say, "Have a kid already!"
[07:59] Ou
    I know they've already thought of
    names for their grandchildren
[08:02] Ou
    and are studying the number of strokes!
[08:06] Anri
    I guess becoming an adult is hard, huh?
[08:11] Haku
    Chiikura.
[08:25] Haku
    You're already cute, Kou-san,
    so you're fine just as you are.
[08:29] Haku
    Here, say "ah."
[08:33] Haku
    You're so cute!
[08:35] Anri
    Hey, you spoil Kou-chan too much!
[08:37] Anri
    And Kou-chan, if you keep eating sweets
    like that, you're going to get fat.
[08:41] Koui
    My body doesn't get fat,
    so there's no problem.
[08:44] Haku
    Same for me.
[08:46] Anri
    I'm starting to understand
    how Miss Ou feels.
[08:51] Anri
    Putting that aside!
[08:53] Anri
    Let's get to the real point of this meeting.
[08:57] Anri
    Let's get to the real point of this meeting!
[08:58] Koui
    Don't shout. You'll disturb the neighbors.
[09:01] Anri
    You two take things way too easy!
[09:03] Haku
    Yes, I'm told that a lot.
[09:08] Anri
    Forget it. Anyway, is there
    anyone you like at the moment?
[09:11] Haku
    What?! Why, all of a sudden?
[09:14] Anri
    Oh, that's a great reaction! Who is it?
[09:17] Anri
    Is it Shuu-kun, since he's good-looking?
[09:19] Haku
    I don't like someone just
    because they're good-looking.
[09:22] Anri
    Then how about Mumei-kun,
    who always gives his all?
[09:24] Anri
    Did you feel it was fate because
    of your matching pens?
[09:27] Haku
    Huh? The pens were just a coincidence.
[09:30] Anri
    A coincidence?
[09:31] Ou
    The other day, I was invited to have
    drinks with a much younger guy!
[09:36] Ou
    And just when I thought maybe
    he was interested in me...
[09:40] ---
    I stopped! As if that would happen!
[09:42] Ou
    After a few drinks, he says he likes one
    of my juniors! Like I give a rat's ass!
[09:47] Ou
    I don't need some limp-ded wuss
    who doesn't even have the balls
[09:50] Ou*
    to ask that wannabe
    light novel heroine out!
[09:52] Ou
    Baldy!
[09:56] Anri
    I'm never inviting her to anything again.
[09:59] Haku
    Uh, you know...
[10:01] Haku
    The one I'm most interested
    in at the moment is...
[10:22] Koui
    Chiikura.
[10:28] Anri
    Wow, look at the time.
[10:30] Anri
    I guess we should call it a night.
[10:34] Haku
    Delicious!
[10:36] Anri
    What was up with today, anyway?
[10:39] Anri
    Miss Ou lost her marbles, and our plan
    for Kou-chan's makeover went nowhere.
[10:42] Haku
    But it was fun!
[10:44] Haku
    Wasn't it, Kou-san?
[10:46] Koui
    Sweets are okay once in a while.
[10:48] Ou
    But I'm glad the two of
    you get along so well.
[10:51] Ou
    I wish you everlasting happiness!
[10:58] Ou
    I'm going to get baby gifts first, though!
[11:01] Haku
    O-Oh, no! A baby?! I don't...
[11:13] Heroine
    What?! This isn't Miss Ou's house?!
[11:23] Anri
    Could it be that Miss Ou's junior is...
[11:32] Ou
    Be happy, everyone!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    I Don't Know Who Called, But Everyone Knows. The Name Is Katsurahira!