4 - Attention Please! Play in the Sky with CA <3

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SIGN    Attention Please! Play in the Sky with CA <3
[01:39] Ou
    Since ancient times, it's been said that
    idiots and smoke love high places.
[01:44] Ou
    And the reason for that is...
[01:46] Ou
    Frivolous people want to stand out,
    so they tend to climb to high places.
[01:52] Ou
    But then, can it really be said
    that smoke is a show-off?
[01:58] Ou
    What about this?
[02:00] Ou
    Well, then, take care!
[02:02] CA Examiner
    We will be taking off momentarily.
[02:04] CA Examiner
    Please be sure to fasten your safety belts.
[02:07] Ukyou
    Teacher! Where's the test sheet?
[02:09] CA Examiner
    Please put on your glasses.
[02:13] CA Examiner
    Take off!
SIGN    Begin Test
[02:15] CA Examiner
    Begin the test!
[02:17] CA Examiner
    Also, please refrain from using all
    electronic devices from this point on.
SIGN    Cheating is a wrongful act. Please do not imitate.
[02:25] CA Examiner
    Bail out!
[02:30] Ukyou
    For some reason, I got the by-blow!
[02:32] Sakyou
    Me, too!
[02:37] Mumei
    Damn it!
[02:40] CA Examiner
    Bail out!
[02:41] CA Examiner
    Bail out!
[02:42] CA Examiner
    Bail out!
[02:46] CA Examiner
    We have entered some turbulence.
[02:48] CA Examiner
    You may feel some strong shaking,
[02:51] CA Examiner
    but the flight will not be impeded at all.
[02:54] Mumei
    Damn it!
[02:55] Mumei
    Style: Shokatsu Technique!
[02:58] Mumei
    Fuurinkazan!
SIGN    Style: Shokatsu Technique Fuurinkazan
[03:03] NA
    Fuurinkazan!
[03:04] NA
    One of the secret techniques
    of the Shokatsu Technique style
[03:08] NA
    that can control any kind of wind
    and create windless conditions.
[03:12] Jun
    Whew, for a minute there,
    I didn't know how we were gonna—
[03:21] Jun
    That was wrong!
[03:22] Jun
    Just totally wrong!
[03:24] Mumei
    They said it was just a malfunction,
    so you ended up passing the test, right?
[03:29] Mumei
    So you're fine.
[03:30] Jun
    I don't care about that!
[03:32] Jun
    We finally got the CA Examiner and
    I wasn't able to enjoy it at all!
[03:36] Jun
    That miniskirt...
[03:37] Jun
    And those stilettos...
[03:38] Jun
    Damn it!
[03:40] Mumei
    Right, right.
[03:42] Jun
    Koui-chan!
[03:43] Jun
    This spot's open.
[03:46] Koui
    Don't you dare speak my name
    with that trash bin of a mouth.
[03:50] Jun
    Thank you.
[03:52] Haku
    Mumei-san!
[03:55] Mumei
    Haku-chan!
[03:57] Haku
    Mumei-san, Kou-san...
[04:00] Haku
    And, um...
[04:01] Jun
    Hey! Don't speak so freely to me!
[04:04] Jun
    I've given my body and soul to Koui-chan!
[04:07] Jun
    You ugly bi—
[04:09] Mumei
    Hey, Haku-chan. What's up?
[04:11] Haku
    Oh... Mumei-san, thank you very
    much for your help the other day.
[04:17] Haku
    You helped clear me of the cheating charges.
[04:21] Haku
    I was about to be disgraced forever.
[04:24] Mumei
    N-Nah, it was nothing.
[04:27] Haku
    So... I wouldn't call it returning the favor, but...
[04:30] Haku
    Please let me do something to thank you.
[04:32] Mumei
    No, you don't need to thank me...
[04:35] Mumei
    Her pen...
[04:37] Mumei
    I definitely wouldn't mind having one like it.
[04:40] Mumei
    No, actually, I'd rather* be *that pen!
[04:48] Haku
    What's the matter?
[04:49] Mumei
    Oh, just thinking how I'd love to be that pe—
[04:51] Mumei
    No, I mean... I'd love to have a pen like that.
[04:54] Haku
    Oh! Is that so?
[04:56] Haku
    Then, shall I pick one out for you?
[04:59] Mumei
    Okay, how about this Sunday?
[05:01] Haku
    Yes, that would be fine.
[05:05] Koui
    This idiot is totally fawning over her...
[05:07] Haku
    Ah, um, would you like to
    come along as well, Kou-san?
[05:11] Koui
    I will—
[05:12] Mumei
    Oh! Kou-chan has plans to study! Right?
[05:15] Haku
    I thought as much.
[05:18] Koui
    Listen, I want you to
    remember this one thing.
[05:21] Haku
    Yes?
[05:22] Koui
    Until the life fades from these eyes, I—
[05:25] Mumei
    So I'll see you Sunday!
[05:27] Haku
    Ah, okay...
[05:33] Mumei
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[05:34] Koui
    What about studying?
[05:35] Mumei
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[05:37] Mumei
    Well, I need a pen to take the test, right?
[05:41] Jun
    If you want to study, you can do it with me.
[05:43] Koui
    If you say one more word, I'll make
    sure you never breathe again.
[05:47] Jun
    Yes, ma'am!
[05:48] Mumei
    I hope Sunday gets here soon.
[05:57] Haku
    It's over there.
[06:05] Mumei
    Wait, no matter how I look
    at it, this is a café, right?
[06:10] Mumei
    I get it!
[06:25] Mumei
    Kou-chan?
[06:26] Haku
    Oh! Are you all right?
[06:29] Mumei
    Yeah... Thanks.
[06:32] Haku
    Shall we go, then?
[06:34] Mumei
    Huh? They sell pens here?
[06:36] Haku
    Yes, inside this café.
[06:44] Shuu
    Welcome.
[06:52] Shuu
    You are...
[06:54] Haku
    Huh?
[06:55] Shuu
    What is your name?
[06:57] Haku
    Um, I'm...
[06:58] Shuu
    Not you.
[07:00] Shuu
    You.
[07:01] Mumei
    I'm Shokatsu Mumei...
[07:05] Haku
    U-Um, he said he was hoping to buy a pen.
[07:10] Shuu
    Understood.
[07:12] Shuu
    This way, then.
[07:14] Shuu
    Enter.
[07:15] Shuu
    The two of us will go alone from this point.
[07:17] Haku
    Ah, okay.
[07:19] Haku
    I'll wait for you at the café.
[07:21] Mumei
    Okay.
[07:25] Haku
    Was the shop like this
    when I came here before?
[07:29] Koui
    This couldn't be more shady.
[07:31] Haku
    Huh?
[07:32] Haku
    I thought I heard Kou-san's voice just now...
[07:38] Shuu
    Now, then...
[07:39] Shuu
    I am Shuu. Shuu Rinu.
[07:42] Shuu
    Don't just remember it.
    Engrave it in your heart.
[07:45] Mumei
    Right...
[07:46] Shuu
    Now then, you are here in
    search of a new pen, correct?
[07:50] Mumei
    Yeah...
[07:51] Shuu
    What kind of pen did you use before?
[07:54] Mumei
    What kind... It was nothing special.
[07:58] Mumei
    Just the kind they sell at convenience stores.
[08:00] Shuu
    It appears you have no
    fondness for your pen.
[08:12] Mumei
    Um... Could you please stop doing this?
[08:16] Koui
    Stop? S-Stop what?
[08:19] Shuu
    I can't have you comparing my pens
    to the ones you could find anywhere.
[08:23] Shuu
    I will not sell a pen to someone
    who isn't fond of pens.
[08:27] Mumei
    No, I have a fondness for them.
[08:29] Shuu
    Then let me ask you this. Exactly
    what kind of fondness do you have?
[08:32] Shuu
    Tell me.
[08:33] Mumei
    Well, just that there's a pen I want...
[08:36] Shuu
    What kind of pen?
[08:38] Mumei
    Well, actually, it's more like
    I want to be that pen...
[08:43] Shuu
    In other words, you want to be
    of one body and soul with the pen?
[08:47] Mumei
    That's not quite right,
[08:49] Mumei
    but it's pretty much like that.
[08:51] Shuu
    Okay, come with me.
[08:54] Koui
    Of one body... and soul?
[09:03] Shuu
    Now, let's begin!
[09:05] Mumei
    Begin what?
[09:06] Shuu
    A foolish question.
[09:07] Shuu
    You will choose your destined pen!
[09:13] Shuu
    The destined pen that is connected to this
    beautiful finger by a crimson thread.
[09:28] Shuu
    This is your pen.
[09:31] Koui
    He couldn't be...
[09:34] Shuu
    Its core has been subjected
    to special processing,
[09:37] Shuu
    so it is only possible to read the
    written letters with these glasses.
[09:41] Shuu
    What do you think?
[09:44] Mumei
    How could you tell I'm a C-Type?
[09:46] Shuu
    I can smell it.
[09:48] Mumei
    So that means you're one, too.
[09:50] Shuu
    Yes.
[09:52] Mumei
    Interesting.
[09:54] Mumei
    How could you tell I'm like that, too?
[09:57] Shuu
    I can smell it.
[09:59] Mumei
    So that means you're one, too.
[10:04] Koui
    The fruit has rotted... No, it's ripened.
[10:09] Mumei
    This ain't it.
[10:11] Shuu
    He's not satisfied with
    this high-quality pen?
[10:14] Shuu
    Hmph... I see.
[10:16] Shuu
    Then...
[10:17] Shuu
    Then how about these?
[10:19] Shuu
    First, this pen electronically transmits
    the letters written by an L-Type student.
[10:23] Shuu
    This pen receives the transmission
    and reproduces the letters.
[10:26] Shuu
    This is pretty high-tech stuff.
[10:28] Mumei
    Nope, not those.
[10:30] Shuu
    How far is he going to take his desires?
[10:33] Shuu
    However, I don't exactly dislike that.
[10:37] Mumei
    Ah! This is it! This is the one.
[10:42] Shuu
    Are you really sure?
[10:44] Mumei
    Yep!
[10:47] Mumei
    Haku-chan!
[10:49] Mumei
    Sorry I made you wait!
[10:51] Haku
    Were you able to buy something good?
[10:53] Mumei
    Yeah, look at this!
[10:55] Haku
    Oh, my! It's the same as my pen.
[10:58] Mumei
    Huh? It is?
[11:00] Mumei
    All right!
[11:01] Koui
    You idiot, playing dumb...
[11:04] Mumei
    Hey, Kou-chan, that's a pretty awesome outfit.
[11:10] Shuu
    So the time has finally come for
    the cogs of fate to turn together.
[11:14] Shuu
    You and your pen, and myself,
[11:18] Shuu
    are now intertwined with a
    forbidden red silk thread.
[11:21] Shuu
    What events will this encounter
    dominated by chaos produce?
[11:28] Shuu
    I'm looking forward to it,
[11:30] Shuu
    Shokatsu Mumei.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Earth-Shattering! Shark Strike!