3 - Terror! The Mammoth Examiner of the Snowy Fields!

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SIGN    Terror! The Mammoth Examiner of the Snowy Fields!
[01:44] Mumei
    Haku-chan...
[01:46] Mumei
    The more I see her, the cuter she gets.
[01:49] Ou
    "Teacher, hasn't it been getting
    a bit colder lately?" you ask?
[01:54] Ou
    "The tips of my toes are cold
    and I can't seem to get any sleep."
[01:58] Ou
    Which means!
[02:00] Ou
    This is today's test!
SIGN    Cheating is a wrongful act. Please do not imitate.
[02:04] Sakyou
    What is this place?!
[02:09] Ukyou
    We're going to freeze?!
[02:14] Sakyou
    M-Mammoth?!
[02:16] Ukyou
    No, that's...
[02:18] Ukyou
    The Mammoth Examiner, awakened
    from his ten-thousand-year slumber!
[02:22] Mammoth Examiner
    Moth-moth-moth!
[02:24] Mammoth
    You brats who have grown up in warmth and
    comfort, I'll beat your spirits into shape-moth!
[02:29] Mammoth
    The time limit is until you freeze to death!
[02:31] Mammoth
    Now, begin the test-moth!
[02:35] Jun
    Don't think a bit of a chill will hold me back.
[02:38] Jun
    Go, my girlfriend.
[02:42] Jun
    Mary!
[02:43] Jun
    Ma—
[02:46] Mammoth
    Moth-moth-moth!
[02:48] Mammoth
    Getting frozen in ice is fitting
    for C-Type trash-moth!
[02:51] Koui
    Shut up, you sleazebag.
[03:10] Mumei
    Interesting!
[03:11] Mumei
    Game start!
[03:13] Mammoth
    What-moth?!
[03:15] Mumei
    Little tricks like this
    won't rattle a true genius!
[03:18] Mumei
    Style: Shokatsu Technique!
[03:24] Mumei
    Ah! It's so warm!
[03:27] Mumei
    Jeez, whoever comes up with
    the locations of our tests here
[03:31] Mumei
    must be messed up in the head.
[03:34] Koui
    Whining about something like that?
[03:36] Koui
    Surely you haven't forgotten our objective.
[03:40] Mumei
    Become a special-level graduate
    and free my innocent father.
[03:44] Mumei
    I know.
[03:51] ---
    U-Um...
[03:53] Mumei
    Th-That test earlier was
    something else, wasn't it?
[03:57] Haku
    Ah, you're in my class...
[03:59] Mumei
    M-Mumei. Shokatsu Mumei!
[04:02] Mumei
    Oh, and this is my cousin, Kou-chan.
[04:05] Haku
    Mumei-san and Kou-san.
[04:08] Haku
    Being spoken of like some kind of
    dung beetle is extremely unpleasant.
[04:13] Haku
    You two seem to be very close.
[04:17] Haku
    I'm envious.
[04:19] Haku
    There's not a single person at this
    academy that I really know.
[04:23] Mumei
    Ah, no! Kou-chan is really just a cousin
    and nothing more than that!
[04:28] Mumei
    You could say she's like my partner.
[04:30] Koui
    More precisely, in human terms,
    he's a tick who clings to me.
[04:34] Haku
    I understand.
[04:36] Haku
    You're mutually connected in
    a relationship you can't give up.
[04:39] Haku
    But you certainly can't air
    your family problems in public.
[04:44] Haku
    Kou-san, please let me
    hear your story next time!
[04:52] Koui
    Has your brain fried from too much studying?
[04:54] Mumei
    O-Oh, right!
[04:56] Mumei
    More importantly, you got a perfect score
    on that test earlier too, didn't you?
[04:59] Mumei
    That's amazing!
[05:00] Haku
    It was nothing.
[05:02] HAku
    It's thanks to this pen.
[05:04] Mumei
    Pen?
[05:05] Haku
    It's a protective charm.
[05:07] Mumei
    I'm jealous.
[05:08] Mumei
    I wish you'd let me protect you, too.
[05:11] Koui
    Where did you come up with
    a repulsive line like that?
[05:14] Koui
    The bottom of your shoes?
[05:16] Haku
    You really are close, aren't you?
[05:19] Jun
    Hey, so this is where you guys wer—
[05:22] ---
    Hebushi!
[05:24] Haku
    Wh-What's the matter?!
[05:26] Koui
    Don't worry about it.
[05:27] Koui
    I'm just not in the mood to be bugged.
[05:30] Mumei
    Bugged?
[05:31] Mumei
    Kou-chan, did you think you
    were being clever there?
[05:35] Jun
    D-Damn you...
[05:45] Jun
    She's better than my mom.
[05:48] Jun
    Let me call you Mary—
[05:49] ---
    Hebushi!
[05:52] Koui
    Little fly.
[05:54] Haku
    Is your friend all right?
[05:57] Mumei
    He's not my friend,
[05:58] Mumei
    and I don't really understand the bug world,
[06:01] Mumei
    but I think that's their way
    of expressing their love.
[06:05] Koui
    You're the same, you dung beetle.
[06:07] Mammoth
    Ryuu Haku, the Class 1-1 student
    who took the test earlier, is to report
[06:11] Mammoth
    to the guidance counselor's office at once.
[06:14] Mammoth
    I repeat, Ryuu Haku, the Class 1-1
    student who took the test earlier—
[06:15] Haku
    Me?
[06:17] Haku
    I wonder why...
[06:18] Haku
    I guess I should get going.
[06:22] Mumei
    Why the guidance counselor's office?
[06:24] Anri
    Her cheating has probably been discovered.
[06:26] Anri
    It happens a lot at this school.
[06:29] Jun
    So she's a C-Type too, huh?
[06:31] Jun
    It can't be helped. At best she'll
    be banned from campus—
[06:34] ---
    Hebushi!
[06:35] Mumei
    There's no way
[06:37] Mumei
    I'll let them do that!
[06:39] Mumei
    That can't be!
[06:41] Mumei
    Haku-chan is the last person who'd do that!
[06:45] Anri
    The pinnacle of youth.
[06:48] Anri
    Is it okay to let your boyfriend go?
[06:55] Koui
    I'm just his guardian.
SIGN    Guidance Counselor's Office
[06:58] Mammoth
    There is no way-moth!
[07:00] Mammoth
    You're a C-Type!
[07:01] Haku
    You're wrong!
[07:03] Haku
    I am not a C-Type!
[07:05] Ou
    That's right!
[07:06] Ou
    My students would be the
    last ones to do such a thing!
[07:09] Ou
    What proof do you have of this?
[07:10] Mammoth
    Oh?
[07:11] Mammoth
    Then let me see that pen-moth.
[07:16] Mammoth
    Now, what is this-moth?
[07:20] Mammoth
    I checked the video recording of the test,
[07:23] Mammoth
    and I noticed your
    suspicious movements-moth.
[07:26] Mammoth
    I know this pen does something-moth.
[07:29] Haku
    Th-That's...
[07:30] Mammoth
    It can't be helped-moth.
[07:31] Mammoth
    I'll break it and find out-moth.
[07:33] Haku
    Please stop!
[07:35] Ou
    That's tyrannical!
[07:36] Ou
    You don't have the right to go that far!
[07:41] Mumei
    Style: Shokatsu Technique!
[07:43] Mumei
    Shinra Banshou!
[07:46] Mammoth
    Who are you-moth?!
[07:48] Mumei
    I am Shokatsu Mumei.
[07:50] Mumei
    I'm the boy who knows she's innocent!
[07:53] Mammoth
    So it's you again-moth?
[07:55] Mumei
    I sit right behind her, so I would know.
[07:57] Mumei
    That girl isn't guilty of any misconduct!
[08:00] Mumei
    She only took the test with sincerity!
[08:02] Mumei
    Haku-chan is definitely an L-Type student!
[08:05] Mumei
    Just like me!
[08:08] Koui
    H-He's the king of saying too much...
[08:11] Mammoth
    Fine-moth.
[08:12] Mammoth
    If you're so certain, I'll have her retake
    the test here and now-moth.
[08:17] Mammoth
    She can just show me the
    extent of her abilities-moth.
[08:20] Mammoth
    However!
[08:22] Mammoth
    If she is unable to get a perfect score,
[08:25] Mammoth
    you will all be expelled together-moth!
[08:28] Ou
    That's tyrannical!
[08:29] Haku
    She's right!
[08:30] Haku
    Myself aside, they're unrelated to this—
[08:33] Mumei
    Please don't say something so sad.
[08:36] Mumei
    We're classmates, aren't we?
[08:38] Haku
    But...
[08:39] Mumei
    It's okay. I believe in you.
[08:42] Mumei
    Kou-chan feels the same way.
[08:44] Koui
    Hey...
[08:44] Mumei
    We'll show you
[08:46] Mumei
    what L-Type students like us can do!
[08:51] Haku
    Understood.
[08:52] Haku
    Please let me take the test.
[09:01] Mammoth
    What's this?
[09:02] Mammoth
    She seems to be having a hard time-moth.
[09:05] Mammoth
    I knew it. It's useless without
    this pen, isn't it-moth?
[09:07] Mumei
    That can't be.
[09:09] Mumei
    It's just a protective charm.
[09:11] Koui
    That problem is different from before.
[09:14] Mumei
    What?
[09:15] Koui
    It's a more advanced question,
    most likely by five levels.
[09:19] Mumei
    That's like the difference between elementary
    and high school entrance exams!
[09:22] Mumei
    You bastard!
[09:24] Mammoth
    Of course-moth.
[09:26] Mammoth
    If the problems were the same, she could
    memorize the answers and pass-moth.
[09:31] Mumei
    Oh, really?
[09:33] Mumei
    Then I'll support her in my own way!
[09:36] Mumei
    I'll get that pen back and let her
    take the test in perfect condition!
[09:40] Mammoth
    Moth-moth-moth!
[09:42] Mammoth
    Bring it on-moth!
[09:44] Mumei
    I'll finish you off for sure this time!
[09:46] Mammoth
    Taste my ancient tusks that have awakened
    from their ten-thousand-year slumber-moth!
[09:51] Mammoth
    Ultimate Big Tusk!
[09:51] Mumei
    Let's go!
[09:52] Mumei
    Shokatsu Style!
[09:56] Ou
    The test is over!
[09:57] Ou
    That's enough!
[09:58] Mumei
    What?
[09:59] Mumei
    Haku-chan, I'm sorry! I didn't make it in time!
[10:02] Haku
    How did you get those wounds?!
[10:05] Mumei
    Don't worry about me.
[10:06] Mumei
    More importantly, it might be too late, but here.
[10:10] Haku
    It's my...
[10:13] Haku
    Thank you, Mumei-san!
[10:19] Mammoth
    It seems you have run out of time-moth!
[10:21] Mammoth
    Now, show me your answers-moth!
[10:23] Mammoth
    Did you get 10 points-moth?
[10:25] Mammoth
    15 points-moth?
[10:26] ---
    Bwa-ha-ha-moth!
[10:27] Mumei
    Damn it!
[10:28] Mumei
    If only I'd destroyed this small fry earlier!
[10:31] Ou
    Well done.
[10:33] Mammoth
    Huh?
[10:34] Ou
    Well done, Haku-san!
[10:36] Ou
    You got a perfect score!
[10:37] Haku
    Thank you!
[10:39] Mammoth
    That can't be-moth!
[10:41] Ou
    On my life as a teacher, there was
    absolutely no cheating, Mr. Mammoth.
[10:48] Mumei
    Amazing! You did those advanced
    problems on your own?!
[10:51] Koui
    You're pretty good.
[10:56] Mammoth
    I'm sorry-moth!
[10:58] Haku
    Ah, it's fine.
[10:59] Haku
    I shouldn't have made myself look so suspicious.
[11:06] Haku
    This is my mother and father.
[11:08] Haku
    It's my protective charm.
[11:12] Mumei
    Kou-chan, now I want a pen like that, too.
[11:16] Mumei
    So I can survive the battles yet to come.
[11:19] Koui
    I see. So you're finally taking this seriously...
[11:22] Mumei
    Since I'm getting one, I'll look for
    one that matches Haku-chan's!
[11:25] Mumei
    Like, you know, a matched pair
    that seems like it must be fate?
[11:28] Mumei
    I wonder where they sell those...
[11:30] Koui
    As of today, your name is
[11:34] Koui
    Gutter Trash Bug!
SIGN    Gutter Trash Bug
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Attention Please! Play in the Sky with CA <3