11 - I Don't Know Who Called, But Everyone Knows. The Name Is Katsuhira!

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SIGN    I Don't Know Who Called, But Everyone Knows. The Name Is Katsuhira!
[01:38] Ou
    Okay, everyone!
[01:40] Ou
    We've studied a lot during the
    first semester, haven't we?
[01:44] Ou
    I'm so very happy.
[01:47] Ou
    Speaking of happy,
[01:49] Ou
    I've recently been on a diet and succeeded
    in losing two kilograms! Two kilograms!
[01:54] Ou
    Isn't that great?
[01:56] Ou
    That's why I've been thinking that I'll
    buy some macarons today to treat myself.
[02:00] Ou
    Oh, speaking of macarons...
[02:03] Students
    You're talking too much!
[02:05] Ou
    Oh, my... Well, then,
    why don't we begin today's exam?
[02:09] Ou
    Ready? Bang!
SIGN    Cheating is a wrongful act. Please do not imitate.
[02:24] Ou
    Now, I have some business to attend to,
    so I'll be excusing myself.
[02:28] Ou
    Oh, right, this exam is the
    final exam of the first semester.
[02:33] Ou
    Those who do poorly will
    be expelled, so be careful!
[02:37] Students
    Expelled?!
[02:38] Ou
    See ya.
[02:40] Mumei
    What's up with that?
[02:41] Mumei
    It's the first semester final,
    and there's no examiner?
[02:44] Jun
    What are they planning?
[02:46] Anri
    Could they be hiding somewhere?
[02:48] Koui
    Trying to make us let our
    guard down? How underhanded.
[02:55] Student
    My bad, my bad. My hand slipped...
[02:59] Mumei
    Damn, that was misleading.
[03:01] Jun
    Seriously.
[03:02] Anri
    But we can't let our guard down.
[03:04] Koui
    Obviously. Stay vigilant.
[03:07] Student
    Sorry. My hand slipped.
[03:11] Jun
    Asshole.
[03:12] Mumei
    It seems there's no examiner this time.
[03:14] Jun
    Yeah, seems so.
[03:16] Anri
    Maybe they're out of ideas.
[03:18] Koui
    Whoever the examiner,
    we need only solve the problems.
[03:28] Katsuhira
    The voice.
[03:29] Katsuhira
    It is the source of all dreams.
[03:32] Katsuhira
    The voice.
[03:33] Katsuhira
    It is the sign pointing to hope.
[03:35] Katsuhira
    With my voice, I have guided countless
    children on the correct path to the future.
[03:42] Katsuhira
    I have devoted my body
    and soul to that task.
[03:45] Mumei
    That couldn't be...
[03:47] Jun
    It's just some old dude.
[03:49] Jun
    Go, Mary.
[03:51] Mary
    Yes!
[03:52] Katsuhira
    I have intelligence and pride!
[03:59] Mary
    Love, love.
[04:02] Jun
    Mary, what's going on?!
[04:04] Jun
    Hey, don't fall so madly in love with—
[04:12] Jun
    Mary...
[04:14] Student
    Sterilize the examiner!
[04:15] Student
    Die!
[04:16] Katsuhira
    I have poise and pride!
[04:21] Mumei
    There's no doubt. He's the real thing.
[04:24] Shuu
    Damn this school. They've
    brought in a real monster.
[04:28] Mumei
    The strongest and best voice
    actor on the mainland.
[04:31] Mumei
    From kids' cartoons to
    narrating variety programs,
[04:35] Mumei
    it's said that you can't go a
    day without hearing his voice.
[04:38] Anri
    His work has even spread to the internet.
[04:41] Anri
    Everyone on the mainland
    is fascinated by him.
[04:45] Mumei
    The mainland's strongest entertainer!
[04:48] Katsuhira
    That's right, I'm Katsuhira.
[04:51] Katsuhira
    Now, recall the pure dreams
    of your youth with my voice!
[04:56] Katsuhira
    I have poise and pride!
[05:02] Student
    I wanted to become a kung fu master
    after watching his cartoons!
[05:07] Student
    I wanted to become a robot pilot!
[05:11] Student
    I wanted to be the protagonist
    of a harem love show!
[05:15] Student
    I wanted to be a magical girl!
[05:19] Katsuhira
    I have intelligence and pride!
[05:31] {TN
    Machia-Machia-chiavelli!
    Machiavellianism!
[05:34] Anri
    His power is gonna be trouble.
[05:36] Anri
    Everyone is caught up in the dreams of
    their youth, triggered by his voice.
[05:41] Anri
    They can't take the exam anymore.
[05:50] Katsuhira
    I have poise!
[05:51] Anri
    I won't be taken in by your voice.
[05:54] Anri
    I can't!
[05:56] Katsuhira
    And pride!
[05:57] Anri
    But it hurts!
SIGN    Anri
[06:03] Souffle Macaron
    I am the voice actress, Souffle Macaron.
SIGN    (Wrong) Anri
SIGN    (Right) Souffle Macaron
[06:05] Souffle Macaron
    I am forever 17 years and 3 months old.
[06:08] Souffle Macaron
    It's a pleasure.
[06:10] Mumei
    So Anri wanted to be a voice actress?
[06:13] Souffle Macaron
    My dream is to put out a photo book.
[06:15] Souffle Macaron
    Also, I want to be in a band and appear on
    a singing contest and get rich on royalties!
[06:21] Mumei
    Isn't that still a voice actress?
[06:23] Katsuhira
    I have appeared in countless
    productions until now,
[06:26] Katsuhira
    teaching children about dreams,
    hope, and the future.
[06:30] Katsuhira
    I'm not exaggerating when I say I have
    dedicated my entire life to this.
[06:35] Katsuhira
    However!
[06:36] Katsuhira
    As Confucius said, "At fifty,
    I know the will of Heaven!"
[06:40] Katsuhira
    And that's when I had an epiphany.
[06:42] Katsuhira
    The way to guide children down the true path
    to their future was to become a teacher.
[06:48] Katsuhira
    I will reform students like you who
    use cowardly cheating techniques
[06:51] Katsuhira
    while possessing abilities that
    give you an unfair advantage.
[06:54] Haku
    Cheating?
[06:55] Mumei
    Who is he talking about that's
    cheating? I'll kick their ass!
[07:01] Katsuhira
    Shokatsu Mumei-kun, I can't abide
    the fact that an excellent
[07:05] Katsuhira
    and capable person such as
    yourself is a C-Type student.
[07:08] Haku
    C-Type?
[07:09] Mumei
    Oh, I just reviewed for this problem! Awesome!
[07:17] Katsuhira
    I became a teacher to reform
    all C-Type students.
[07:23] Katsuhira
    I have intelligence and pride!
[07:28] Katsuhira
    I have poise and pride!
[07:33] Katsuhira
    It's useless.
[07:34] Katsuhira
    You won't be able to withstand
    my voice like that.
[07:39] Mumei
    That's right.
[07:40] Mumei
    I wanted... I wanted to be a chef!
[07:45] Katsuhira
    I have intelligence and pride!
[07:47] Katsuhira Heads
    I have intelligence and pride!
[07:58] Shuu
    It's pointless.
[07:59] Shuu
    I've drowned out your voice with
    the vibration of my strings.
[08:03] Katsuhira
    I have intelligence and pride!
[08:07] Katsuhira Heads
    I have intelligence and pride!
[08:10] Shuu
    It's pointless!
[08:11] Katsuhira
    I have intelligence and pride!
[08:15] Katsuhira
    I have intelligence!
[08:18] Mumei
    When his voice and the strings collide,
    they vibrate the atmosphere.
[08:23] Katsuhira
    I have intelligence and pride!
[08:26] Katsuhira
    I have intelligence and pride!
[08:33] Mumei
    Shuu!
[08:35] Mumei
    How dare you hurt Shuu?!
[08:37] Katsuhira
    It's your turn next.
[08:39] Katsuhira
    I have intelligence and pride!
[08:46] Katsuhira
    I have intelligence and pride!
[08:49] Katsuhira
    I have poise!
[08:52] Mumei
    Style: Shokatsu Technique!
[08:54] Mumei
    Seihitsu Yojou!
SIGN    Style: Shokatsu Technique Seihitsu Yojou
[08:56] NA
    Seihitsu Yojou!
[08:57] NA
    An absolutely perfect vacuum is created by
    controlling the movements of the atmosphere.
[09:02] NA
    It is one of the secret abilities
    of the Shokatsu Technique.
[09:05] Mumei
    Voices are carried via
    vibrations in the atmosphere.
[09:08] Mumei
    So if I create a vacuum,
    your voice won't reach anymore!
[09:14] Mumei
    Style: Shokatsu Technique!
[09:16] Mumei
    Enko Fuuryuu!
SIGN    Enko Fuuryuu
SIGN    Style: Shokatsu Technique Enko Fuuryuu
[09:21] NA
    Enko Fuuryuu!
[09:23] NA
    At the same time a tiger is created by
    flames, a dragon is created by wind.
[09:27] NA
    It's one of the secrets
    of the Shokatsu Technique
[09:29] NA
    that can only be used by those
    who have mastered wind and fire.
[09:44] Mumei
    All right! Now if Kou-chan
    can just finish the exam...
[09:47] Katsuhira
    Not yet.
[09:49] Katsuhira
    You're a C-type student, so it's only natural
    that you must have an L-Type with you.
[09:54] Katsuhira
    Since it's come to this, I will
    bring down your L-Type partner.
[09:58] Katsuhira
    I have intelligence and poise!
[10:02] Katsuhira Heads
    I have intelligence and poise!
[10:04] Katsuhira Heads
    Stop taking the exam!
SIGN    Stop
[10:06] Katsuhira Heads
    Stop!
SIGN    Stop
[10:07] Mumei
    Kou-chan!
SIGN    Stop
[10:09] Katsuhira
    Wh-What?!
[10:13] Koui
    You've been making a lot of noise.
[10:16] Koui
    Who are you?
[10:19] Katsuhira
    What? You don't know who I am?
[10:21] Katsuhira
    Um, I'd have thought you'd heard my
    voice somewhere on TV or the internet.
[10:24] Koui
    TV?
[10:26] Koui
    Internet?
[10:27] Koui
    I haven't seen any luxuries
    like those in my whole life.
[10:30] Katsuhira
    Th-That's impossible!
[10:36] Katsuhira
    I'm done for!
[10:39] Katsuhira
    Boom!
[10:41] Koui
    You're a pathetic cur for being
    deceived by that old man's voice.
[10:45] Mumei
    My bad, my bad.
[10:47] Mumei
    But the fact that you've
    never watched TV saved us.
[10:50] Koui
    Even if I'd wanted to, we didn't have a TV.
[10:55] Koui
    My father became a friend's
    solidarity guarantor,
[10:59] Koui
    and he incurred a large debt,
    so of course we didn't have a TV.
[11:03] Mumei
    Kou-chan, let's go buy a TV during summer
    break and watch the heck out of it.
[11:09] Koui
    Don't pity me!
[11:10] Ou
    My, my, so Katsuhira-san lost?
[11:17] Mumei
    Ah, Miss Ou, the test is already—
[11:32] Ou
    No, the real test starts now.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Post-Festival Sparklers