# 11 - I Don't Know Who Called, But Everyone Knows. The Name Is Katsuhira!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/G69PM13DY/cheating-craft)
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***SIGN*** I Don't Know Who Called, But Everyone Knows. The Name Is Katsuhira!
**[01:38] Ou**
Okay, everyone!
**[01:40] Ou**
We've studied a lot during the
first semester, haven't we?
**[01:44] Ou**
I'm so very happy.
**[01:47] Ou**
Speaking of happy,
**[01:49] Ou**
I've recently been on a diet and succeeded
in losing two kilograms! Two kilograms!
**[01:54] Ou**
Isn't that great?
**[01:56] Ou**
That's why I've been thinking that I'll
buy some macarons today to treat myself.
**[02:00] Ou**
Oh, speaking of macarons...
**[02:03] Students**
You're talking too much!
**[02:05] Ou**
Oh, my... Well, then,
why don't we begin today's exam?
**[02:09] Ou**
Ready? Bang!
***SIGN*** Cheating is a wrongful act. Please do not imitate.
**[02:24] Ou**
Now, I have some business to attend to,
so I'll be excusing myself.
**[02:28] Ou**
Oh, right, this exam is the
final exam of the first semester.
**[02:33] Ou**
Those who do poorly will
be expelled, so be careful!
**[02:37] Students**
Expelled?!
**[02:38] Ou**
See ya.
**[02:40] Mumei**
What's up with that?
**[02:41] Mumei**
It's the first semester final,
and there's no examiner?
**[02:44] Jun**
What are they planning?
**[02:46] Anri**
Could they be hiding somewhere?
**[02:48] Koui**
Trying to make us let our
guard down? How underhanded.
**[02:55] Student**
My bad, my bad. My hand slipped...
**[02:59] Mumei**
Damn, that was misleading.
**[03:01] Jun**
Seriously.
**[03:02] Anri**
But we can't let our guard down.
**[03:04] Koui**
Obviously. Stay vigilant.
**[03:07] Student**
Sorry. My hand slipped.
**[03:11] Jun**
Asshole.
**[03:12] Mumei**
It seems there's no examiner this time.
**[03:14] Jun**
Yeah, seems so.
**[03:16] Anri**
Maybe they're out of ideas.
**[03:18] Koui**
Whoever the examiner,
we need only solve the problems.
**[03:28] Katsuhira**
The voice.
**[03:29] Katsuhira**
It is the source of all dreams.
**[03:32] Katsuhira**
The voice.
**[03:33] Katsuhira**
It is the sign pointing to hope.
**[03:35] Katsuhira**
With my voice, I have guided countless
children on the correct path to the future.
**[03:42] Katsuhira**
I have devoted my body
and soul to that task.
**[03:45] Mumei**
That couldn't be...
**[03:47] Jun**
It's just some old dude.
**[03:49] Jun**
Go, Mary.
**[03:51] Mary**
Yes!
**[03:52] Katsuhira**
I have intelligence and pride!
**[03:59] Mary**
Love, love.
**[04:02] Jun**
Mary, what's going on?!
**[04:04] Jun**
Hey, don't fall so madly in love with—
**[04:12] Jun**
Mary...
**[04:14] Student**
Sterilize the examiner!
**[04:15] Student**
Die!
**[04:16] Katsuhira**
I have poise and pride!
**[04:21] Mumei**
There's no doubt. He's the real thing.
**[04:24] Shuu**
Damn this school. They've
brought in a real monster.
**[04:28] Mumei**
The strongest and best voice
actor on the mainland.
**[04:31] Mumei**
From kids' cartoons to
narrating variety programs,
**[04:35] Mumei**
it's said that you can't go a
day without hearing his voice.
**[04:38] Anri**
His work has even spread to the internet.
**[04:41] Anri**
Everyone on the mainland
is fascinated by him.
**[04:45] Mumei**
The mainland's strongest entertainer!
**[04:48] Katsuhira**
That's right, I'm Katsuhira.
**[04:51] Katsuhira**
Now, recall the pure dreams
of your youth with my voice!
**[04:56] Katsuhira**
I have poise and pride!
**[05:02] Student**
I wanted to become a kung fu master
after watching his cartoons!
**[05:07] Student**
I wanted to become a robot pilot!
**[05:11] Student**
I wanted to be the protagonist
of a harem love show!
**[05:15] Student**
I wanted to be a magical girl!
**[05:19] Katsuhira**
I have intelligence and pride!
**[05:31] {TN**
Machia-Machia-chiavelli!
Machiavellianism!
**[05:34] Anri**
His power is gonna be trouble.
**[05:36] Anri**
Everyone is caught up in the dreams of
their youth, triggered by his voice.
**[05:41] Anri**
They can't take the exam anymore.
**[05:50] Katsuhira**
I have poise!
**[05:51] Anri**
I won't be taken in by your voice.
**[05:54] Anri**
I can't!
**[05:56] Katsuhira**
And pride!
**[05:57] Anri**
But it hurts!
***SIGN*** Anri
**[06:03] Souffle Macaron**
I am the voice actress, Souffle Macaron.
***SIGN*** (Wrong) Anri
***SIGN*** (Right) Souffle Macaron
**[06:05] Souffle Macaron**
I am forever 17 years and 3 months old.
**[06:08] Souffle Macaron**
It's a pleasure.
**[06:10] Mumei**
So Anri wanted to be a voice actress?
**[06:13] Souffle Macaron**
My dream is to put out a photo book.
**[06:15] Souffle Macaron**
Also, I want to be in a band and appear on
a singing contest and get rich on royalties!
**[06:21] Mumei**
Isn't that still a voice actress?
**[06:23] Katsuhira**
I have appeared in countless
productions until now,
**[06:26] Katsuhira**
teaching children about dreams,
hope, and the future.
**[06:30] Katsuhira**
I'm not exaggerating when I say I have
dedicated my entire life to this.
**[06:35] Katsuhira**
However!
**[06:36] Katsuhira**
As Confucius said, "At fifty,
I know the will of Heaven!"
**[06:40] Katsuhira**
And that's when I had an epiphany.
**[06:42] Katsuhira**
The way to guide children down the true path
to their future was to become a teacher.
**[06:48] Katsuhira**
I will reform students like you who
use cowardly cheating techniques
**[06:51] Katsuhira**
while possessing abilities that
give you an unfair advantage.
**[06:54] Haku**
Cheating?
**[06:55] Mumei**
Who is he talking about that's
cheating? I'll kick their ass!
**[07:01] Katsuhira**
Shokatsu Mumei-kun, I can't abide
the fact that an excellent
**[07:05] Katsuhira**
and capable person such as
yourself is a C-Type student.
**[07:08] Haku**
C-Type?
**[07:09] Mumei**
Oh, I just reviewed for this problem! Awesome!
**[07:17] Katsuhira**
I became a teacher to reform
all C-Type students.
**[07:23] Katsuhira**
I have intelligence and pride!
**[07:28] Katsuhira**
I have poise and pride!
**[07:33] Katsuhira**
It's useless.
**[07:34] Katsuhira**
You won't be able to withstand
my voice like that.
**[07:39] Mumei**
That's right.
**[07:40] Mumei**
I wanted... I wanted to be a chef!
**[07:45] Katsuhira**
I have intelligence and pride!
**[07:47] Katsuhira Heads**
I have intelligence and pride!
**[07:58] Shuu**
It's pointless.
**[07:59] Shuu**
I've drowned out your voice with
the vibration of my strings.
**[08:03] Katsuhira**
I have intelligence and pride!
**[08:07] Katsuhira Heads**
I have intelligence and pride!
**[08:10] Shuu**
It's pointless!
**[08:11] Katsuhira**
I have intelligence and pride!
**[08:15] Katsuhira**
I have intelligence!
**[08:18] Mumei**
When his voice and the strings collide,
they vibrate the atmosphere.
**[08:23] Katsuhira**
I have intelligence and pride!
**[08:26] Katsuhira**
I have intelligence and pride!
**[08:33] Mumei**
Shuu!
**[08:35] Mumei**
How dare you hurt Shuu?!
**[08:37] Katsuhira**
It's your turn next.
**[08:39] Katsuhira**
I have intelligence and pride!
**[08:46] Katsuhira**
I have intelligence and pride!
**[08:49] Katsuhira**
I have poise!
**[08:52] Mumei**
Style: Shokatsu Technique!
**[08:54] Mumei**
Seihitsu Yojou!
***SIGN*** Style: Shokatsu Technique Seihitsu Yojou
**[08:56] NA**
Seihitsu Yojou!
**[08:57] NA**
An absolutely perfect vacuum is created by
controlling the movements of the atmosphere.
**[09:02] NA**
It is one of the secret abilities
of the Shokatsu Technique.
**[09:05] Mumei**
Voices are carried via
vibrations in the atmosphere.
**[09:08] Mumei**
So if I create a vacuum,
your voice won't reach anymore!
**[09:14] Mumei**
Style: Shokatsu Technique!
**[09:16] Mumei**
Enko Fuuryuu!
***SIGN*** Enko Fuuryuu
***SIGN*** Style: Shokatsu Technique Enko Fuuryuu
**[09:21] NA**
Enko Fuuryuu!
**[09:23] NA**
At the same time a tiger is created by
flames, a dragon is created by wind.
**[09:27] NA**
It's one of the secrets
of the Shokatsu Technique
**[09:29] NA**
that can only be used by those
who have mastered wind and fire.
**[09:44] Mumei**
All right! Now if Kou-chan
can just finish the exam...
**[09:47] Katsuhira**
Not yet.
**[09:49] Katsuhira**
You're a C-type student, so it's only natural
that you must have an L-Type with you.
**[09:54] Katsuhira**
Since it's come to this, I will
bring down your L-Type partner.
**[09:58] Katsuhira**
I have intelligence and poise!
**[10:02] Katsuhira Heads**
I have intelligence and poise!
**[10:04] Katsuhira Heads**
Stop taking the exam!
***SIGN*** Stop
**[10:06] Katsuhira Heads**
Stop!
***SIGN*** Stop
**[10:07] Mumei**
Kou-chan!
***SIGN*** Stop
**[10:09] Katsuhira**
Wh-What?!
**[10:13] Koui**
You've been making a lot of noise.
**[10:16] Koui**
Who are you?
**[10:19] Katsuhira**
What? You don't know who I am?
**[10:21] Katsuhira**
Um, I'd have thought you'd heard my
voice somewhere on TV or the internet.
**[10:24] Koui**
TV?
**[10:26] Koui**
Internet?
**[10:27] Koui**
I haven't seen any luxuries
like those in my whole life.
**[10:30] Katsuhira**
Th-That's impossible!
**[10:36] Katsuhira**
I'm done for!
**[10:39] Katsuhira**
Boom!
**[10:41] Koui**
You're a pathetic cur for being
deceived by that old man's voice.
**[10:45] Mumei**
My bad, my bad.
**[10:47] Mumei**
But the fact that you've
never watched TV saved us.
**[10:50] Koui**
Even if I'd wanted to, we didn't have a TV.
**[10:55] Koui**
My father became a friend's
solidarity guarantor,
**[10:59] Koui**
and he incurred a large debt,
so of course we didn't have a TV.
**[11:03] Mumei**
Kou-chan, let's go buy a TV during summer
break and watch the heck out of it.
**[11:09] Koui**
Don't pity me!
**[11:10] Ou**
My, my, so Katsuhira-san lost?
**[11:17] Mumei**
Ah, Miss Ou, the test is already—
**[11:32] Ou**
No, the real test starts now.
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Post-Festival Sparklers