2 - Foul Play! An Old Examiner Grins!

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SIGN    Foul Play! An Old Examiner Grins!
SIGN    Cheating is a wrongful act. Please do not imitate.
[02:15] Student A
    Now's my chance!
SIGN    Real Me
[03:23] Ukyou
    Th-That's...
[03:25] Sakyou
    It can't be... The rumored Shokatsu Technique?!
[03:30] Anri
    The technique devised by the genius
    strategist, Shokatsu Koumei.
[03:37] Anri
    To think I would see it in a place like this.
[03:53] Mumei
    Traps with infrared sensors, huh?
[03:56] Mumei
    That's more childish than I expected.
[04:01] Mumei
    So this is the National
    Special-Level University Exam?
[04:05] Mumei
    Next, I'll go with this.
[04:09] Mumei
    Style: Shokatsu Technique!
[04:13] Mumei
    Shinra Banshou!
SIGN    Shinra Banshou
[04:19] NA
    Shinra Banshou!
[04:20] NA
    One of the basic skills of
    the Shokatsu Technique style,
[04:23] NA
    which can create anything from sliced-up paper!
[04:27] Mumei
    They're just mechanical gimmicks.
[04:35] Mumei
    Kou-chan, you're done right?
[04:37] Koui
    Of course.
[04:38] Koui
    I've answered all the questions.
[04:49] Mumei
    Ouch!
[05:00] Jun
    Sorry.
[05:01] Jun
    My girlfriend is a bit strong-willed.
[05:04] Mumei
    I see.
[05:06] Mumei
    So there are enemies on this side, too.
[05:08] Jun
    That's right.
[05:10] Jun
    I can't allow only you guys to pass.
[05:16] Mumei
    Fine by me!
[05:30] Mumei
    Jeez, every last one of 'em...
[05:31] Mumei
    This school's like the
    International Surprise Show!
[05:37] Mumei
    I'll show you...
[05:39] Mumei
    the essence of the Shokatsu Technique!
[05:53] Jun
    These guys' poison is pretty intense.
[06:03] Jun
    Nicely done.
[06:04] Mumei
    You, too.
[06:15] ---
    Katsu!
[06:24] Old Examiner
    I believe you've taken your pranks far enough.
[06:31] Old Examiner
    Little chicks,
[06:33] Old Examiner
    I will not allow you to do
    as you please any longer!
[06:41] Mumei
    Th-This is...
[06:51] Old Examiner
    This is the secret technique, Jagan Keibaku!
SIGN    Secret Technique: Jagan Keibaku
[06:55] NA
    Jagan Keibaku!
[06:57] NA
    A secret technique that steals an opponent's
    freedom through special insight,
[07:01] NA
    much like a frog being glared at by a snake!
[07:05] Sakyou
    My body won't move!
[07:09] Old Examiner
    What's the matter?
[07:10] Old Examiner
    It's almost time for the test to be over.
[07:43] Old Examiner
    It's useless! Useless!
[07:45] Old Examiner
    Did you really think something
    like that would defeat me?
[07:49] Student A
    I-It's no use...
[07:51] Student B
    He's too powerful!
[07:53] Old Examiner
    Ah, how I love
[07:55] Old Examiner
    these moments when I'm about to
    pluck the futures from young people!
[07:59] Jun
    Damn it!
[08:00] Jun
    If just one of my poison
    bugs could reach him...
[08:05] Mumei
    Jeez.
[08:07] Mumei
    I thought you were just
    some dejected old man,
[08:10] Mumei
    but you're really an old freak!
[08:13] Old Examiner
    Oh? You can manipulate the wind, too?
[08:16] Mumei
    In that case, how about this?
[08:21] Koui
    He did it.
[08:26] Old Examiner
    I told you it was useless.
[08:29] Old Examiner
    This classroom is like my garden.
[08:32] Old Examiner
    I know exactly what traps are set in it.
[08:37] Mumei
    I'm not done yet!
[08:52] Old Examiner
    Like I told you, it's useless.
[08:56] Ukyou
    It can't be!
[08:57] Sakyou
    Even the Shokatsu Technique
    is no match for him!
[09:00] Old Examiner
    Only five minutes left
    until the test is over.
[09:02] Old Examiner
    There's nothing more you can do.
[09:09] Mumei
    Gotcha!
[09:11] Old Examiner
    Wh-What?!
[09:16] Mumei
    You just needed one of your
    poison bugs to reach him, right?
[09:19] Jun
    Yeah.
[09:28] Old Examiner
    Poison?
[09:30] Old Examiner
    What a clever trick...
[09:33] Mumei
    Now you can't use that creepy paralyzing
    technique anymore, can you?
[09:38] Old Examiner
    Still, less than one minute remains.
[09:41] Old Examiner
    That's not enough time to write your answers.
[09:45] Koui
    You fool.
[09:46] Koui
    As long as I have a minute, I'm in no trouble.
[09:49] Koui
    Take a good look with those dried-up eyes.
[09:52] Mumei
    Style: Shokatsu Technique!
[09:54] Mumei
    Chuutou Dansui!
SIGN    Shokatsu Technique: Chuutou Dansui
[09:57] NA
    Chuutou Dansui!
[09:58] NA
    A skill that can slice through
    even the thinnest paper
[10:01] NA
    with the most extreme precision!
SIGN    Ou Koui
SIGN    Shokatsu Mumei
[10:05] Mumei
    Test complete!
[10:07] Mumei
    There's no problem that can't be
    solved with the Shokatsu Technique!
[10:20] NA
    Thus, Shokatsu Mumei has completed
[10:22] NA
    his first test here at Risen Middle School.
[10:27] Mumei
    And now, I'm officially a student here.
[10:31] Koui
    Don't get full of yourself, you idiot.
[10:34] Koui
    You've only been enrolled.
[10:36] Koui
    This isn't the end.
[10:38] Mumei
    You're as caustic as ever.
[10:41] Mumei
    I know that, Kou-chan.
[10:43] Mumei
    I'll graduate from this school with top grades
[10:46] Mumei
    and become a special-level graduate for sure.
[10:49] Koui
    Yes, if we become special-level graduates,
[10:51] Koui
    our social status will be guaranteed by the state,
[10:54] Koui
    and we'll earn a variety of privileges,
    including overseas travel.
[10:58] Mumei
    And I'll be able to rescue my father,
    who was wrongfully imprisoned.
[11:02] Koui
    That is our goal.
[11:04] Koui
    Be sure you don't forget it.
[11:06] Mumei
    Yeah.
[11:07] Mumei
    I'm not gonna stop until that day!
[11:09] Mumei
    I'll plunge forward without looking back!
[11:28] Mumei
    Cute!
[11:32] Koui
    He's just a common pig.
SIGN    Pig
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Terror! The Mammoth Examiner of the Snowy Fields!