5 - Earth-Shattering! Shark Strike!

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SIGN    Earth-Shattering! Shark Strike!
SIGN    Cheating is a wrongful act. Please do not imitate.
[01:47] Ou
    "He who rules the summer rules his exams."
[01:51] Ou
    So the saying goes.
[01:53] Ou
    But it's cruel to be shut up in your room
    studying when it's finally summer vacation.
[01:59] Ou
    For that reason, it has been decided
    that today will be a pool day!
[02:02] All
    All right!
[02:04] Ukyou
    Awesome! Ms. Ou is the best!
[02:07] Sakyou
    What a pleasant surprise.
[02:09] Koui
    Uh, no. You idiots were so prepared,
    you came wearing swimsuits.
[02:16] Ou
    Though you will still be
    taking a test, of course.
[02:58] Ukyou
    The ocean?!
[03:02] Sakyou
    Th-The land is way off beyond the horizon...
[03:07] Ou
    It's not the ocean.
[03:12] Ou
    It's a really huge pool!
[03:14] Ou
    This is where today's test will be held!
[03:18] Ou
    Students who get all the answers
    correct will be able to return to shore!
[03:21] Ou
    Good luck, everyone!
[03:27] Anri
    Did they remodel the pool just for this?
[03:30] Anri
    They really outdo themselves every time.
[03:39] Koui
    I'll never understand what
    these snobs are thinking.
[03:44] Jun
    K-K-K-Koui-chan...
[03:46] Jun
    Y-Y-Your swimsuit r-r-really suits you!
[03:50] Koui
    Stop ogling me or I'll smash you,
    you knotweed bug!
[03:58] Mumei
    So long as I have this pen that matches
    Haku-chan's, I won't lose to anyone.
[04:04] Mumei
    Right, Haku-chan?
[04:15] Mumei
    All right!
[04:17] Mumei
    Kou-chan, let's hurry and finish this test!
[04:20] Mumei
    Let the game begin!
[04:23] Koui
    Don't order me around, incompetent fool.
[04:30] C-Type Student A
    We're just in the water.
[04:32] C-Type Student A
    Compared to our previous testing
    areas, this one's a cinch, ain't it?
[04:36] C-Type Student A
    And the examiner is nowhere nearby.
[04:39] C-Type Student A
    It's a cheating free-for-all.
[04:51] Mumei
    What's that?
[04:58] Shuu
    Beneath us!
[05:01] Jun
    Sh-Sh-Shark?!
[05:03] Shark
    Welcome, humans!
[05:06] Shark
    Dim-witted fools who cast
    aside our Mother Ocean,
[05:09] Shark
    choosing instead to evolve into unsightly
    creatures that creep along the ground!
[05:15] NA
    Yes!
[05:16] NA
    Today's examiner's intelligence is
    enhanced by an electronic brain:
[05:20] NA
    the Shark Examiner!
[05:24] Mumei
    Ah, okay.
[05:25] Shark
    Shark, shark, shark, shark!
[05:28] Shark
    So long as there is life in these eyes,
    no form of wrongdoing will be tolerated!
[05:33] Shark
    Go forth, my brethren!
[05:43] Sakyou
    P-Please help me!
[05:49] Jun
    Hey! Why is an examiner
    interfering with the test?
[05:53] Shark
    I'm not interfering!
[05:55] Shark
    I'm simply making sure you're
    not hiding any tools of evil!
[06:00] Shark
    See, like you!
[06:02] Shark
    And you!
[06:09] Shark
    What about all of you?
[06:12] Mumei
    Haku-chan! Kou-chan!
[06:19] Haku
    Oh my, oh my!
[06:25] Mumei
    So great.
[06:34] Shark
    Shark, shark, shark!
[06:36] Shark
    I guess some of you terrestrial creatures
    do have quite the backbone!
[06:40] Shark
    However! What about this?!
[06:43] SharK
    Secret Technique: Kouga Senpuu!
SIGN    Kouga Senpuu
[06:48] Mumei
    What?
[06:49] NA
    Kouga Senpuu!
[06:51] NA
    Creating a large whirlwind
    with its massive size,
[06:54] NA
    it sends its shark comrades
    flying into the surrounding area.
[06:57] NA
    It's a terrifying secret technique
    of the Shark Examiner!
[07:03] Haku
    Oh my, oh my...
[07:07] Mumei
    Haku-chan!
[07:08] Mumei
    Kou-chan!
[07:11] Mumei
    Damn it!
[07:12] Haku
    I'm getting dizzy!
SIGN    Shinra Banshou
[07:18] Mumei
    Style: Shokatsu Technique!
[07:20] Mumei
    Shinra Banshou!
[07:20] Mumei
    Shinra Banshou!
[07:27] Shark
    Data collation complete.
[07:29] Shark
    So you're Shokatsu Mumei?
[07:31] Shark
    You're using some pretty
    interesting techniques there.
[07:34] Mumei
    Don't screw with me, shark freak!
[07:37] Mumei
    Those two are L-Types,
    no matter how you look at it!
[07:39] Shark
    Shark, shark, shark!
[07:41] Shark
    When in doubt, punish!
[07:43] Shark
    Didn't you humans invent that saying?
[07:47] ---
    Shark!
[07:51] Sakyou
    We haven't even done anything!
[07:54] Mumei
    This is awful.
[07:56] Mumei
    How can you call this a test?
[07:58] Shark
    It is a test!
[08:00] Shark
    I will be the one to judge whether or not you
    humans are worthy of existing on this planet.
[08:09] Shark
    Should you fail, it won't just be you brats.
[08:12] Shark
    We, the shark clan, will bring all living
    creatures on the surface under our reign!
[08:26] Scientist
    This is not good. Its electronic
    brain has gone out of control.
[08:31] Ou
    Oh, my. I hope everyone will be all right.
[08:37] Shark
    Starting today, the surface will
    belong to us, the shark clan!
[08:41] Shark
    Destroy!
[08:43] Shark
    Destroy all the inferior terrestrial life forms!
[08:48] Mumei
    Like I'll let you!
[08:57] Jun
    Mumei!
[08:58] Jun
    Guess I've got no choice.
[08:59] Jun
    I'll lend you a hand.
[09:01] Jun
    Since I'm going to be the
    one to take you... down...
[09:17] Shark
    Shark! You puny terrestrial life forms
    are pretty tenacious, aren't you?
[09:22] Shark
    How about this?
[09:24] Shark
    If you cry sorrowfully and repent,
    I wouldn't mind making you my pets.
[09:30] Mumei
    Shut up, sharky!
[09:32] Mumei
    I'm gonna make you into shark fin soup!
[09:36] Mumei
    Haku-chan, I swear on our matching pens,
    I will definitely destroy this thing!
[09:42] Mumei
    Style: Shokatsu Technique, Secret Art!
[09:45] Mumei
    Shippuu Dotou!
SIGN    Shippuu Dotou
[09:48] ---
    Shippuu Dotou.
[09:49] NA
    As the name implies,
[09:51] NA
    violent wind and waves are caused by the
    user rotating their body at high speed.
[09:55] NA
    One of the secret arts of the
    Shokatsu Technique style.
[09:59] Shark
    Shark?!
[10:04] Jun
    Koui-chan!
[10:14] Shark
    I-It can't be...
[10:16] Shark
    How can terrestrial life
    forms have that much power?
[10:21] Shark
    Analysis impossible?
[10:23] Shark
    I won't accept it.
[10:24] Shark
    This is... This is too absurd!
[10:27] Shark
    Damn you, Shokatsu Mumei.
[10:31] Mumei
    Watch me, Haku-chan!
[10:32] Mumei
    This is the power of our love!
[10:35] Haku
    Oh my, oh my!
[10:38] Mumei
    Raging waves!
[10:39] Mumei
    Angry waves!
[10:43] Shark
    Shark!
[11:06] Mumei
    Test complete!
[11:07] Mumei
    There's no problem that can't be
    solved with the Shokatsu Technique!
[11:10] Koui
    Not that you actually solved anything.
[11:16] Anri
    He's pretty good.
[11:19] Shuu
    It wouldn't be interesting if he wasn't.
[11:26] Shuu
    Good, Shokatsu Mumei.
[11:29] Shuu
    It seems that you're the one who has
    been strumming on my heartstrings.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Shokatsu Mumei is Dead...