# 10 - Chiikura
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***SIGN*** Chiikura.
**[01:36] Ou**
The truth is...
***SIGN*** Cheating is a wrongful act. Please do not imitate.
**[01:38] Ou**
Up through middle school,
I was a terribly plain student.
**[01:43] Ou**
But when I started high school, I knew
that wouldn't do, so I tried my best.
**[01:47] Ou**
You're only young once!
**[01:49] Ou**
It's okay to fall in love!
**[01:51] Ou**
Everyone, break out of your
cocoon and become a butterfly!
**[01:57] Flashy Examiner**
Now, then...
**[01:59] Flashy Examiner**
I will grade everyone's special occasion outfits!
**[02:04] Flashy Examiner**
Entry number one, Shokatsu Mumei-kun!
***SIGN*** No. 1 Shokatsu Mumei
**[02:09] Flashy Examiner**
It gives the sense of a positive attitude,
like that of a leading man.
**[02:12] Flashy Examiner**
It's unfortunate, however, that you
don't look as cool as you think you do.
***SIGN*** No. 1 Shokatsu Mumei
**[02:20] Flashy Examiner**
Entry number two, Ryuu Haku-san!
**[02:26] Flashy Examiner**
Isn't she adorably put together,
like a pure, orthodox heroine?
**[02:30] Flashy Examiner**
Your character is a bit weak,
but I'm sure that will improve in time.
**[02:35] Mumei**
Haku-chan!
**[02:43] Flashy Examiner**
Entry number three, Mr. Bug User!
**[02:47] Jun**
Ma—
**[02:48] Flashy Examiner**
Entry number four, Ou Koui-san!
***SIGN*** No. 4 Ou Koui
**[02:56] Flashy Examiner**
Um...
**[02:57] Flashy Examiner**
This is your special occasion outfit?
**[03:02] Flashy Examiner**
Your basics aren't bad,
so stand up straight!
**[03:07] Flashy Examiner**
Smile, smile!
**[03:09] Mumei**
Kou-chan!
**[03:10] Mumei**
This is part of the exam, too! Smile!
***SIGN*** Forced Exit
**[03:30] Mumei**
Kou-chan!
**[03:36] Ou**
Huh? It was unlocked.
**[03:39] Ou**
It's okay. Come on in.
**[03:40] Haku**
Are you sure?
**[03:42] Ou**
There's no point in being
formal now. Come on in.
**[03:45] Haku/Anri**
Thank you.
**[03:53] Ou**
Have a seat wherever you like.
**[03:55] Ou**
Oh, and don't go snooping around.
**[03:58] Anri**
In other words, there's something
she doesn't want us to see.
**[04:02] Haku**
P-Please don't, Anri-san.
**[04:06] Anri**
Oh, how sexy.
**[04:10] Koui**
That kind of underwear lacks functionality.
**[04:13] Anri**
Jeez, Kou-chan, that's why you're
going to fail the fashion exam.
**[04:18] Koui**
I will not recognize that as an exam.
**[04:20] Koui**
It's pointless, anyway. Clothes can only
be judged by individual subjectivity.
**[04:26] Ou**
I boiled some water.
**[04:28] Ou**
I have coffee, black tea, oolong
tea, and some turtle jelly.
**[04:31] Haku/Koui**
Turtle jelly!
**[04:34] Anri**
I'll have coffee.
**[04:36] Haku**
Ah, I'll help!
**[04:37] Ou**
Okay, can you get the sugar and milk?
**[04:42] Ou**
Chiikura.
**[04:47] Anri**
Now, then...
**[04:48] Anri**
Time for our first girls-only
meeting all about Kou-chan!
**[04:55] Koui**
What does that mean?
**[04:57] Koui**
I was told this was Miss Ou's
individual supplementary lesson.
**[05:01] Anri**
See, this is what I meant, Miss Ou.
**[05:03] Anri**
Don't you think Kou-chan is a bit too stiff?
**[05:06] Ou**
You're right, but that's
probably another part of youth.
**[05:11] Haku**
I think that's just how Kou-san
is, and it's wonderful.
**[05:15] Anri**
Sure, but since we're all here,
**[05:18] Anri**
I thought it'd be more exciting
if we had some kind of theme.
**[05:21] Anri**
All we ever do is study and take exams, right?
**[05:25] Anri**
We need to do girly things once in a while.
**[05:27] Ou**
Girly?
**[05:29] Ou**
That's right, I'm still a girl, too.
**[05:32] Ou**
I should've said that to the bald old
guy when he said cryptic crap like,
**[05:36] Ou**
"If you're in your 30s, act like it.
If I cut my age in half, I'd be your age."
**[05:39] Ou**
Stupid idiot!
**[05:40] Anri**
Miss Ou, are you already drunk?
**[05:43] Ou**
Not a chance.
**[05:46] Haku**
Delicious.
**[05:47] Anri**
You take things at your own pace, huh?
**[05:49] Haku**
Yes, I'm told that a lot.
**[05:51] Anri**
That wasn't a compliment.
**[05:55] Haku**
Delicious.
**[06:00] Anri**
Chiikura!
**[06:04] Anri**
Kou-chan, what clothing brands do you like?
**[06:08] Anri**
Don't make such a perplexed face.
**[06:11] Anri**
Like, what store or mail order site?
I like Weeg and Mystery.
**[06:17] Koui**
My mom buys my clothes
for me, so I don't know.
**[06:19] Anri**
Um, do you read fashion magazines
or watch anything on TV?
**[06:23] Koui**
We don't do that at my house.
**[06:25] Haku**
Delicious.
**[06:27] Anri**
Um...
**[06:28] Anri**
Where do you buy your clothes, Haku-chan?
**[06:30] Haku**
My clothes?
**[06:31] Haku**
My mom buys most of my clothes, too.
**[06:33] ---**
What?!
**[06:35] Koui**
Any clothes are fine as long as
they regulate body temperature.
**[06:38] Anri**
That's a bit excessive for a
high school student, even you.
**[06:41] Anri**
Right, Miss Ou?
**[06:42] Anri**
You pick out your own cute clothes, right?
**[06:47] Ou**
Cute?
**[06:49] Ou**
Yeah!
**[06:50] Ou**
They tell me, "Become a cute woman!"
**[06:53] Ou**
Isn't that rude, though?
**[06:54] ---**
After all, I've always been cute!
**[06:57] Ou**
"You need to put some effort into it."
**[06:58] Ou**
Well, you've always looked like a frog,
so of course effort was necessary,
**[07:02] Ou**
but just putting effort into
something isn't enough!
**[07:06] Ou**
How does someone like you
actually get a boyfriend?! Fuck!
**[07:10] Haku**
Delicious.
**[07:13] Ou**
"Delicious," my ass!
**[07:19] Ou**
Is that how you try to make yourself look cute?
**[07:25] Ou**
Must be nice to be so young.
**[07:29] Ou**
Even without makeup, people say
you look fine as you are, right?
**[07:34] Ou**
Ugh... Well, ten years ago,
people said that to me, too.
**[07:37] Ou**
What? "Don't lie about your age"? Oh, shut up!
**[07:40] Anri**
W-Wait, Miss Ou!
**[07:43] Ou**
I've had it rough, you know!
**[07:45] Ou**
When I visit home, my little
sister brags about her kids,
**[07:47] Ou**
and my mom and dad don't
dare say anything except,
**[07:50] Ou**
"As long as you're happy and healthy,
that's all that matters!"
**[07:53] Ou**
Stop trying to make me feel better!
**[07:56] Ou**
Just come out and say, "Have a kid already!"
**[07:59] Ou**
I know they've already thought of
names for their grandchildren
**[08:02] Ou**
and are studying the number of strokes!
**[08:06] Anri**
I guess becoming an adult is hard, huh?
**[08:11] Haku**
Chiikura.
**[08:25] Haku**
You're already cute, Kou-san,
so you're fine just as you are.
**[08:29] Haku**
Here, say "ah."
**[08:33] Haku**
You're so cute!
**[08:35] Anri**
Hey, you spoil Kou-chan too much!
**[08:37] Anri**
And Kou-chan, if you keep eating sweets
like that, you're going to get fat.
**[08:41] Koui**
My body doesn't get fat,
so there's no problem.
**[08:44] Haku**
Same for me.
**[08:46] Anri**
I'm starting to understand
how Miss Ou feels.
**[08:51] Anri**
Putting that aside!
**[08:53] Anri**
Let's get to the real point of this meeting.
**[08:57] Anri**
Let's get to the real point of this meeting!
**[08:58] Koui**
Don't shout. You'll disturb the neighbors.
**[09:01] Anri**
You two take things way too easy!
**[09:03] Haku**
Yes, I'm told that a lot.
**[09:08] Anri**
Forget it. Anyway, is there
anyone you like at the moment?
**[09:11] Haku**
What?! Why, all of a sudden?
**[09:14] Anri**
Oh, that's a great reaction! Who is it?
**[09:17] Anri**
Is it Shuu-kun, since he's good-looking?
**[09:19] Haku**
I don't like someone just
because they're good-looking.
**[09:22] Anri**
Then how about Mumei-kun,
who always gives his all?
**[09:24] Anri**
Did you feel it was fate because
of your matching pens?
**[09:27] Haku**
Huh? The pens were just a coincidence.
**[09:30] Anri**
A coincidence?
**[09:31] Ou**
The other day, I was invited to have
drinks with a much younger guy!
**[09:36] Ou**
And just when I thought maybe
he was interested in me...
**[09:40] ---**
I stopped! As if that would happen!
**[09:42] Ou**
After a few drinks, he says he likes one
of my juniors! Like I give a rat's ass!
**[09:47] Ou**
I don't need some limp-d***ed wuss
who doesn't even have the balls
**[09:50] Ou**
to ask that wannabe
light novel heroine out!
**[09:52] Ou**
Baldy!
**[09:56] Anri**
I'm never inviting her to anything again.
**[09:59] Haku**
Uh, you know...
**[10:01] Haku**
The one I'm most interested
in at the moment is...
**[10:22] Koui**
Chiikura.
**[10:28] Anri**
Wow, look at the time.
**[10:30] Anri**
I guess we should call it a night.
**[10:34] Haku**
Delicious!
**[10:36] Anri**
What was up with today, anyway?
**[10:39] Anri**
Miss Ou lost her marbles, and our plan
for Kou-chan's makeover went nowhere.
**[10:42] Haku**
But it was fun!
**[10:44] Haku**
Wasn't it, Kou-san?
**[10:46] Koui**
Sweets are okay once in a while.
**[10:48] Ou**
But I'm glad the two of
you get along so well.
**[10:51] Ou**
I wish you everlasting happiness!
**[10:58] Ou**
I'm going to get baby gifts first, though!
**[11:01] Haku**
O-Oh, no! A baby?! I don't...
**[11:13] Heroine**
What?! This isn't Miss Ou's house?!
**[11:23] Anri**
Could it be that Miss Ou's junior is...
**[11:32] Ou**
Be happy, everyone!
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** I Don't Know Who Called, But Everyone Knows. The Name Is Katsurahira!