5 - The Tremorous Blood Hammer

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[00:07] ---
    Why are you so upset?
[00:08] ---
    Oh, I'm not upset.
[00:14] ---
    Th-There's something I have to ask you.
[00:18] ---
    Have I... done something?
[00:23] ---
    I told you, it's not that!
[00:26] ---
    I'm sorry. But,
[00:30] ---
    I have no idea what you're thinking.
[00:35] ---
    Michella sometimes gets mad
    for no reason, too, doesn't she?
[00:39] ---
    I'm sure it's like that.
[00:40] ---
    What's up with you?
[00:43] ---
    Got some snippy woman problem?
[00:45] ---
    If I did, you're the last one I'd talk
    to about it, Mr. Zapp, so I'm fine--
[00:51] ---
    You're bothered by trivial matters
    because you're hungry. Let's go eat.
[00:56] ---
    Huh? We'll be late for the meeting.
[00:59] ---
    Five seconds!
[01:00] ---
    It'll just take five seconds!
[01:01] ---
    What can we do in five seconds?
[01:05] ---
    Hey, Mr. Zapp!
[01:06] ---
    Let's go to GoGoIchi.
[01:08] ---
    I won't let you do it!
[01:10] ---
    Gah! W-What was that?!
[01:15] ---
    People tend to steer in
    the direction they're looking!
[01:18] ---
    Hey, screw that! You took
    control of my eyes, didn't you?!
[01:23] ---
    W-Whoa! Stop! Guesswork
    will only take us so far! Stop!
[01:29] ---
    Shut up!
[01:34] ---
    If we'd got caught under
    that one, we'd be dead!
[01:36] ---
    And whose fault would it be?!
    Whose fault would it be?!
[01:50] ---
    Upon opening the door,
    I found a twisted noontime evening
[01:54] ---
    How did I get home yesterday?
    My body's the only thing I'm sure of
[01:59] ---
    Good morning; I'll carry on
    with being lost once more
[02:03] ---
    among the unknown sights
    that have become so familiar
[02:17] ---
    After I figured all was lost,
    I've been getting by somehow,
[02:21] ---
    somewhat embarrassed to
    be tough enough to still be alive
[02:26] ---
    I know what I have to do, even if I forget
[02:30] ---
    Otherwise, things become so agonizing
[02:35] ---
    I look up to see someone with big black eyes
[02:40] ---
    It's because I saw you
    that this light came to be
[02:44] ---
    Surrounded by a world
    painted in colors of my choosing,
[02:49] ---
    where do I find meaning in
    the scars I could not choose?
[02:53] ---
    In the heart of a world
    where only I am the hero,
[02:58] ---
    I'm onstage, appearing
    in every scene until the end
[03:02] ---
    What do I do? I can't
    even pretend to be empty
[03:07] ---
    Hello, hi there, here I am
[03:12] ---
    Blood Blockade Battlefront
[03:22] ---
    The target vehicle is heading
    north on Marthenon Street,
[03:25] ---
    preying on private vehicles as it goes.
[03:27] ---
    Are you seeing this?
[03:28] ---
    Okay.
[03:28] ---
    Nothing is slowing this monster down!
[03:29] ---
    The live relay has started.
[03:30] ---
    It's proceeding at a furious pace,
[03:33] ---
    swallowing everything around it!
[03:33] ---
    Hmm?
[03:34] ---
    It's charging forward!
    The rumbling is tremendous!
[03:36] ---
    That Lambretta looks familiar.
[03:48] ---
    Mr. Klaus!
[03:50] ---
    Long time no see!
[03:52] ---
    What brings you by today?
[03:56] ---
    And Doctor Abrams, too.
    Are we celebrating something?
[04:00] ---
    Look, just keep calm and listen.
[04:03] ---
    It's her.
[04:04] ---
    Aligura is here.
[04:09] ---
    The woman who did this to you.
[04:11] ---
    Aligura, the Queen of Monomania (noun)
[04:12] ---
    Aligura, the Queen of Monomania!
[04:12] ---
    Alterworld person of
    l6e6i6s6u6r6e6 influence;
[04:14] ---
    one of the 'Thirteen Kings.'
[04:14] ---
    Aah... Who was that?
[04:15] ---
    Who's that? Who was that?
[04:21] ---
    Oh... you're looking well, Abrams.
[04:24] ---
    You little devil. I'll coagulate you,
    you son of a bitch.
[04:28] ---
    No, Deldro! You are my blood.
[04:33] ---
    I can't have you clotting.
[04:36] ---
    Whoa, hold on!
[04:38] ---
    Hey, Lucky, did you mean what you just said?
[04:42] ---
    Yeah.
[04:43] ---
    I'll coagulate you.
[04:43] ---
    No, not that! About Aligura!
[04:47] ---
    I meant it. She's planning to
    recapture you, her handiwork.
[04:54] ---
    Chain!
[04:55] ---
    Good luck.
[05:16] ---
    Are you all right, Leo?!
[05:18] ---
    Leo!
[05:25] ---
    Yes?
[05:26] ---
    Yes, it's me.
[05:28] ---
    Yes, I'm not dead yet.
[05:31] ---
    Yes... Yes...
[05:34] ---
    On top of the truck, I think.
[05:37] ---
    Yes...
[05:39] ---
    I'm not entirely sure about that.
[05:42] ---
    I think I'm just barely hanging on.
[05:45] ---
    Tremorous
[05:47] ---
    Ah, it's the kid with the
    All-seeing Eyes of the Gods!
[05:50] ---
    Hey, Leo! Leo!
[05:50] ---
    What are you doing down there?
[05:54] ---
    Y-You've got the wrong person!
[05:56] ---
    I do not!
[05:57] ---
    The Tremorous Blood Hammer
[05:57] ---
    I do not!
[06:04] ---
    Huh?
[06:05] ---
    Why are you looking at me like that?
    You're the one who called.
[06:09] ---
    Where's Aligura?
[06:10] ---
    Out there.
[06:11] ---
    She said she is too busy right now.
[06:15] ---
    Ah... okay...
[06:19] ---
    And that's why you're here in her place?
[06:21] ---
    That's right. I have nothing better to do.
[06:25] ---
    Oh, yeah?
[06:27] ---
    My boyfriend is awfully bad!
[06:32] ---
    Wrong makes right
[06:32] ---
    Do a bad deed daily
[06:32] ---
    He's cold-blooded and ruthless,
[06:35] ---
    a stranger to feeling sorry,
[06:38] ---
    and that's what made him
    so totally cool, you know?
[06:42] ---
    Yes.
[06:43] ---
    However, his looks left
    something to be desired.
[06:47] ---
    Yes.
[06:48] ---
    But you know what? One day, I found him!
[06:54] ---
    The handsome man of my dreams!
[06:57] ---
    Don't you think that was amazing luck?!
[07:00] ---
    The ideal personality and ideal looks!
[07:04] ---
    You've lost me.
[07:06] ---
    Well, you see,
[07:07] ---
    I crossed them!
[07:09] ---
    Huh?
[07:10] ---
    I combined them together,
[07:13] ---
    and made them the same person!
[07:15] ---
    I took his dynamite personality...
[07:18] ---
    Deldro
[07:18] ---
    *dramatization
[07:19] ---
    and while he was still alive...
[07:22] ---
    chopped him up...
[07:23] ---
    pulverized him...
[07:25] ---
    liquefied him...
[07:27] ---
    Deldro
[07:28] ---
    then took the handsome man's blood...
[07:30] ---
    Hummer
[07:30] ---
    *dramatization
[07:31] ---
    -pulled it all out...
[07:33] ---
    Hummer
[07:33] ---
    Deldro
[07:34] ---
    and switched him in instead!
[07:36] ---
    "Brody & Hummer"
[07:38] ---
    Isn't that amazing?
[07:42] ---
    Yeah.
[07:42] ---
    Save me, Mr. Klaus! Mr. Klaus!
    Mr. Klaus! Mr. Klaus! Mr. Klaus!
[07:46] ---
    And yet...
[07:48] ---
    He got taken away, you know?
[07:50] ---
    By that fellow with the scary face.
[07:54] ---
    You mean Mr. Klaus?
[07:56] ---
    Could be.
[07:58] ---
    Is that why you took me hostage?
[08:00] ---
    Ow!
[08:01] ---
    Why would I have to do something like that?
[08:05] ---
    Huh?
[08:07] ---
    Aren't you going to use my eyes to find him?
[08:09] ---
    I don't need the All-seeing Eyes
    of the Gods. Who do you take me for?
[08:16] ---
    He's my man.
[08:18] ---
    I... will take back my things...
[08:21] ---
    under my own power... for my own sake.
[08:26] ---
    If I accepted help from others,
    there wouldn't be any point, right?
[08:38] ---
    I found you!
[08:41] ---
    Brody and Hummer!
[08:45] ---
    I get it now. You're the one--
[08:48] ---
    Aligura!
[08:55] ---
    What are you doing?
[08:57] ---
    Huh?
[09:13] ---
    Got it.
[09:14] ---
    Let's go!
[09:15] ---
    Huh?!
[09:19] ---
    Exocrimson!
[09:35] ---
    You idiot!!
[09:38] ---
    Ooh! Aah!
[09:41] ---
    He's getting a kick out of this.
[09:43] ---
    I hope Aligura hasn't killed the
    All-seeing-Eyes-of-the-Gods kid.
[09:46] ---
    Oh!
[09:48] ---
    This is unusual.
[09:49] ---
    Interested in him?
[09:52] ---
    Greatly so.
[09:54] ---
    He blew his own self away
    with the power of his punch.
[09:57] ---
    Still, he took a bite out
    of the enemy's momentum.
[10:00] ---
    This is our chance.
[10:03] ---
    Geez, man. That's what you get
    for punching for all you're worth.
[10:07] ---
    I mean, that's basic.
[10:08] ---
    Ha-ha, sorry, sorry.
[10:10] ---
    If you weren't tucked
    inside me, you'd be dead.
[10:13] ---
    Oh, no!
[10:14] ---
    In that case, you'd be dead, too, Deldro!
[10:17] ---
    Huh?!
[10:18] ---
    Ahem...
[10:19] ---
    Anyhow...
[10:21] ---
    It's been too long, everyone!
[10:25] ---
    Imagine... us being able
    to fight together... again!
[10:32] ---
    I'm so glad.
[10:33] ---
    Yeah.
[10:34] ---
    You know, you're still
    the same as ever, man.
[10:37] ---
    Aww, you're too kind.
[10:39] ---
    That wasn't a compliment.
[10:39] ---
    Japanese-style kneeling, eh?
[10:41] ---
    Can we get going again?
[10:45] ---
    Yes! This time, someplace
    with surer footing, if you please.
[10:49] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[10:50] ---
    That's fantastic, all right.
    You really are adorable, Dog Hummer.
[10:54] ---
    Eh?!
[10:56] ---
    His looks are pretty hot, at least.
[10:58] ---
    Pooch!
[11:00] ---
    Is Leo safe?
[11:00] ---
    Not you, too!
[11:01] ---
    He's unharmed.
[11:04] ---
    I can kind of see why the Queen of
    Monomania would be so monomaniacal.
[11:07] ---
    And how.
[11:08] ---
    Eh?!
[11:13] ---
    Give me a break, here!
[11:15] ---
    There's no need for me to be here, right?!
[11:18] ---
    Eh? Sure there is.
[11:21] ---
    Please let me go!
[11:22] ---
    I told you, I need you.
[11:25] ---
    What do you want me to
    do under these circumstances?
[11:29] ---
    Share love stories, maybe?
[11:30] ---
    Please save me, Mr. Klaus!
[11:33] ---
    Do you have a girlfriend?
[11:35] ---
    N-No, I do not.
[11:37] ---
    You at least have someone
    you're interested in, right?
[11:40] ---
    No, I don't, really.
[11:42] ---
    But there's someone you
    are just a little bit, isn't there?
[11:46] ---
    You know, interested in?
[11:48] ---
    No, I'm really no good in these matters.
[11:51] ---
    This conversation is
    going nowhere, you know!
[11:53] ---
    Come up with at least one person!
[11:57] ---
    Don't leave me hanging, here!
[12:01] ---
    Um... I wouldn't say like,
    and I wouldn't say interested,
[12:06] ---
    but there is this one girl who
    I've been hitting it off with lately.
[12:10] ---
    Mm-hmm. And...?
[12:13] ---
    That's all.
[12:14] ---
    You are the dullest man!
[12:15] ---
    I-I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[12:18] ---
    There's more to it than that, right?
[12:20] ---
    Th-There really isn't, I tell you!
[12:23] ---
    Ee-yow!
[12:26] ---
    Fess up to it!
[12:28] ---
    Eh?
[12:31] ---
    Why don't you tell
    this girl that you like her?
[12:35] ---
    Huh?
[12:36] ---
    Right now, I'm not sure
    where things are going, but...
[12:40] ---
    no way!
[12:41] ---
    Why not?
[12:45] ---
    Target engaging. Beginning to move.
[12:48] ---
    Hey, Dog...
[12:49] ---
    What, Deldro?
[12:51] ---
    Why did you charge
    that monster back there?
[13:00] ---
    You know something?
    You don't seem to get any of this,
[13:05] ---
    so I'll just tell you.
[13:08] ---
    You'd completely forgotten all about
    Aligura until just a while ago, hadn't you?
[13:12] ---
    It surprises me how sudden that was.
[13:15] ---
    The thing about love is, you see...
[13:18] ---
    you push...
[13:19] ---
    Fire! Fire!
[13:20] ---
    ...and push...
[13:21] ---
    What are those things?!
[13:22] ---
    ...and whoever pushes hardest wins!
[13:28] ---
    But before, you were so proud, weren't you?
[13:31] ---
    Huh?
[13:33] ---
    If it's what you want, I'll go.
[13:36] ---
    We're one in the same, so that's a given.
[13:43] ---
    You really are one odd bastard.
[13:49] ---
    Oh, no!
[13:50] ---
    She's pretty bad news, herself,
[13:52] ---
    but I have no idea how
    I'm going to get out of here!
[13:56] ---
    Think! Think, Leonardo!
[13:59] ---
    If I stay here,
    I'll end up getting tortured some more!
[13:59] ---
    Torture
[14:00] ---
    Love Stories
[14:01] ---
    Torture
[14:02] ---
    Think! Think! Think!
[14:05] ---
    Do you read me, Leonardo?
[14:06] ---
    Hai!
[14:08] ---
    --♪ ...nz's ketchup sure is thick blues... ♪
[14:12] ---
    Don't talk out loud.
[14:15] ---
    Answer by coughing.
    Once for "yes," twice for "no."
[14:21] ---
    I hate to just jump right in,
    but listen closely.
[14:24] ---
    It's about the monster truck you're riding in.
[14:26] ---
    We're about to destroy it.
[14:28] ---
    Are you okay?
[14:30] ---
    That being said, we'll have
    no chance hitting it head-on.
[14:35] ---
    We're all going to chip away at it.
[14:41] ---
    You take control of the truck's field of view,
[14:43] ---
    and lead it on a direct course
    towards Old Park Avenue.
[14:47] ---
    Can you handle that?
[14:48] ---
    Can you handle that?!
[14:55] ---
    Control its vision and change its direction...
[15:03] ---
    Turn!
[15:06] ---
    Huh?!
[15:10] ---
    Clear anti-personnel measures
[15:26] ---
    Strafingvolt 2000!
[15:33] ---
    Take over its means of acceleration
[15:33] ---
    Esmerelda Blood Freeze...
[15:35] ---
    Absolute Zero Horizon
[15:37] ---
    Horizonte del Cero Absoluto!
[15:47] ---
    The tremors have stopped.
[15:49] ---
    It's almost time. Get ready.
[15:51] ---
    Get away from here, kid.
[15:53] ---
    There's no telling what will
    happen at the moment of impact.
[15:56] ---
    Cram it. Just concentrate on punching
    through the center of that thing.
[16:04] ---
    W-What?!
[16:06] ---
    Blood Hammer intercept
[16:06] ---
    Then stay there,
[16:07] ---
    get caught by the shockwave, and die.
[16:07] ---
    Course acquisition
[16:07] ---
    Chassis toss
[16:14] ---
    Brain Grid Blood Battle Technique, Form 74!
[16:21] ---
    Unbreakable Cross Shield
[16:21] ---
    Unzerbrechlich Kreuzschild!
[16:24] ---
    Anchor Set!
[16:34] ---
    Ah, this isn't going to work.
[16:37] ---
    Huh?!
[16:37] ---
    Hey, Hummer!
[16:39] ---
    Deldro, gather the
    blood all around into a fist.
[16:42] ---
    Our attack will fail if we stay like this.
[16:44] ---
    Don't be ridiculous, Dog Hummer!
[16:47] ---
    What's the big idea, exposing yourself?!
[16:50] ---
    You're gonna die for real!
[16:51] ---
    Just do it. There's no time.
[17:00] ---
    Brody and Hummer!
[17:04] ---
    Plain Punch!
[17:07] ---
    Revised!
[17:08] ---
    Plain Punch
[17:18] ---
    The target vehicle burst and scattered.
[17:21] ---
    Hundreds of millions of pieces of scrap metal
    rained down on the streets of Hellsalem's Lot.
[17:31] ---
    Nicely done.
[17:36] ---
    It's said there were hundreds,
    if not hundreds of thousands, of casualties,
[17:40] ---
    but the exact number is unknown.
[18:05] ---
    Well, I'm heading home now.
[18:07] ---
    Yeah.
[18:08] ---
    You be sure to tell Aligura.
[18:12] ---
    I'll at least earn the cost of lunch.
[18:15] ---
    You seem unusually energized, and all.
[18:19] ---
    I was thinking what a waste it would be.
[18:22] ---
    That body of yours is pretty handy, I'll bet.
[18:36] ---
    I put in five stitches.
[18:38] ---
    Yeah.
[18:39] ---
    Take care.
[19:01] ---
    Sonic, let's go home.
[19:05] ---
    What's with him?
[19:08] ---
    I'm leaving without you. Aw, I'm so tired.
[19:12] ---
    I'm ultra-tired, so I'm
    heading home and right to bed.
[19:15] ---
    Aww, today sure was one busy day.
[19:26] ---
    Aah, man!
[19:38] ---
    Leo...
[19:40] ---
    Come on in.
[19:44] ---
    What's the matter?
[19:46] ---
    Oh... just a little... you know...
[19:54] ---
    Want to go see a movie?!
[19:59] ---
    Amazing! I really got out of there!
[20:02] ---
    Yeah, sorry.
[20:04] ---
    If they get mad at you, I'm really sorry.
[20:07] ---
    That's okay; this is worth
    them getting mad at me.
[20:09] ---
    But what suddenly came over you?
[20:12] ---
    This isn't like you, is it?
[20:13] ---
    Huh?
[20:14] ---
    Oh, well, you know...
[20:17] ---
    I got tortured.
[20:19] ---
    Huh?!
[20:19] ---
    Oh, nothing, never mind!
[20:21] ---
    That can't be right!
[20:24] ---
    It's true! Believe me, my brother!
[20:27] ---
    We're twin brothers!
[20:29] ---
    I've been looking for you for a long time!
[20:31] ---
    You've gotta be kidding!
    How can we be brothers?!
[20:36] ---
    We don't look at all alike!
[20:38] ---
    Still...
[20:41] ---
    Knock it off! I'm not some
    well-put-together stud like you!
[20:47] ---
    Please, stop looking at me like that!
[20:49] ---
    Are you planning to
    peek inside my pants, too?!
[21:24] ---
    Are you okay?
[21:26] ---
    I'm sorry... It's nothing...
[21:33] ---
    I'm sorry... You were nice enough
    to bring me here and everything...
[21:36] ---
    No, I'm the one who's sorry!
[21:39] ---
    I didn't think a comedy like
    this would bring so many tears!
[21:48] ---
    Sorry.
[21:52] ---
    Actually,
[21:54] ---
    it kind of made
    me want to cry even more.
[21:58] ---
    It reminds me a lot of my own family.
[22:01] ---
    In my family, it's my sister
    who's the well-put-together one.
[22:05] ---
    I'm the older brother,
    but all I do is make trouble for her.
[22:09] ---
    I'm pathetic, you know?
[22:20] ---
    No you're not.
[22:25] ---
    You're a good guy, Leo.
[22:36] ---
    Accustomed to the supernatural
    disaster-like madness,
[22:39] ---
    I mistake my daily life for peace
[22:42] ---
    As this rambling coaster
    jolts me back and forth,
[22:46] ---
    what is it that I mustn't lose sight of?
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    Swallowed up by the concept
    of egalitarian fundamentalism,
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    feels like even my soul is so much et cetera
[22:57] ---
    Have to clearly state what
    you love and what you hate
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    or you're not all that different than a dummy
[23:04] ---
    Ah, crowds of people
    walking the streets at night
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    some seem to be so happy,
    some seem to be so lonely
[23:12] ---
    The contrast jumps around the music staff
[23:17] ---
    creating the song and rhythm
[23:19] ---
    Marmalade and sugar song,
    peanuts and bitter step
[23:23] ---
    So sweet and then so acrid,
    it makes my head spin
[23:26] ---
    Let's head south-southwest
    and keep this party going
[23:30] ---
    to make it a night
    that will astonish the world
[23:34] ---
    I feel fantastic, a chain of reflections
[23:41] ---
    Marmalade and sugar song,
    peanuts and bitter step
[23:44] ---
    So sweet and then so acrid,
    it makes my head spin
[23:48] ---
    Let's head south-southwest
    and keep this party going
[23:51] ---
    to make it a night
    that will astonish the world
[23:56] ---
    I feel fantastic,
    the chain of reflections goes on
[24:00] ---
    From one good time,
    to a problem, to another good time
[24:06] ---
    Hey there, ladies and gentlemen!
[24:09] ---
    This is the King of Depravity, Femt,
    bringing you your next episode preview!
[24:12] ---
    I'll bet you never even dreamed that the
    same character would take the mound twice!
[24:15] ---
    You idiots!
[24:18] ---
    You haven't learned a thing, have you?
[24:20] ---
    Who'd have thought
    that the day would come
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    when I would be fearful
    about the fall of mankind?
[24:25] ---
    Ha, it must be the end of the world.
[24:27] ---
    Next time on Blood Blockade Battlefront:
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    "Don't Forget to Don't Forget Me."
[24:30] ---
    Now, be sure not to lose
    sight of just who I am, okay?
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