5 - One Butler's Blitzkrieg
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Two gallos of nemesis coffee,
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three gallos of Xestaro
pasta 1.8, in six packs,
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one gallo of eyeball onions...
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...one gallo of ogrehorn carrots,
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18 gallos of condensed liver...
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Very well, that is all of it.
Thank you very much.
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Thank you.
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Mr. Gilbert...
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...should I put these together?
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Ah, I will take care of--
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...that.
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Hellsalem's Lot--a city where this world
and the alterworld intersect.
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This is the record of the
clandestine activities
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of the secret society of supermen,
Libra, who work in the shadows
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to preserve the balance of worlds.
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I’m sane, but it’s trick or treat?
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I’m right, but it’s truth certainly
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Well then “awesome!” welcome to tragedy
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Fake town, Fake town, baby?
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I’m sane, but it’s trick or treat?
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I’m right, but it’s truth certainly
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Well then “awesome!” welcome to tragedy
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Fake town, Fake town, baby?
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Giving in to emotion is an utter waste
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A moment's solace
is an immediate nuisance
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Hello me, hello you, there are no timeouts
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Fake town, Fake town
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See, I don't even know when
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I started thinking this way
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I'd gotten myself so ready to be a winner,
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it's a shame about the pandemonium
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I've forgotten what my percentage
is at finding happiness
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There's no God, I don't want one,
even if there was
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Whose "you are here" is this?
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You decide whether it's bitter or sweet
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"I hate what I hate, buzz off, shut up"
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You're probably well past
getting by like that
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In this town, if all you do is complain
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the rule is that no one
will give you the time of day
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Ah, just get in on this call
or drop of a lifetime
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Even man-eating ghouls
are clapping their hands
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Here's the round of applause
you've been waiting for
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Here are the foolproof winning odds
you've been waiting for
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I'm telling you,
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your skyfish is just a residual
image of a bug on your camera.
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You only say that because you
didn't see it with your own eyes!
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--Forgive me for causing you any concern.
--I can see it just fine, right here.
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--Forgive me for causing you any concern.
--That's a different photo,
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--It was nothing too serious.
As you can see, I...
--That's a different photo,
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--It was nothing too serious.
As you can see, I...
--which just happens to have a bug in it!
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Yes?
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It has been too long,
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Gilbert Franke Altstein.
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My, my, Head Maid Catherine Bates.
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It has been a long time.
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From what I hear, you have sustained
some rather serious injuries.
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Oh? Whatever do you mean?
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You can drop the phony act.
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Master Klaus is not someone who can
keep secrets from me, you realize.
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You called him up personally?
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As head maid of the
Reinherz Family, it is only natural.
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But, madam...
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Consequently, I have dispatched
some additional help to you.
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You what? That seems a tad high-handed.
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Ah, Hellsalem's Lot.
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Let's do this!
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I am here from the Reinherz Family
Special Butler Corps!
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Philip Lenore! Pleased to
make your acquaintance!
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It sounds like an incredibly
loud fellow is here now.
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An awfully oppressive fellow is here now.
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Mr. Lenore is here in the
capacity of an assistant.
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As such, if there is
anything that you need...
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Are you all right?
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I am fine, I am fine.
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Mister Altstein!
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Assistant be damned!
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Please allow me, Philip,
to see to all of your duties!
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That is what combat butlers are for!
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Huh? Combat...?
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You mean, you fight?
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When it becomes necessary.
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Gilbert...
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Huh? Tea?
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Klaus did?
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From someone other than Mr. Gilbert?
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That man is really something.
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--Damn it, man!
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Mr. Zapp, keep it together!
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It hurts! It really hurts!
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Mr. Zapp!
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I'm sorry! You looked so compromised,
I couldn't help myself!
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Why not?!
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I have called a doctor.
This should suffice until then.
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Oh...
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Ho-ho-ho, you don't say.
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That is outstanding. Head Maid Bates
knows what she is doing.
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How can you be so casual?
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You might lose your position
as the exclusive butler here.
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Well, we cannot have that, can we?
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Mr. Gilbert is a remarkable person.
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It's like he takes in stride whatever
comes up, or whatever happens to him,
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I've never seen him bump
heads with anyone else.
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And when I say that, I mean on the level
of him not having any presence.
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He's always just around, like you're
never sure if he's there or not,
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despite being all wrapped up in bandages.
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So, um,
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that way is the "Eternal Hollow,"
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and you don't want to get too close
to that. Even using mass transit,
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going to destinations that
are marked in red letters
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reduces your chances
of survival by 30 percent,
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so stay off of those.
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I have to hand it to Hellsalem's Lot.
It's beyond what I expected.
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I'm surprised that you've
survived here this long.
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Well, you may say so,
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but it isn't as though everywhere
in this city is that dangerous.
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There are plenty of regular
folks who live here, too.
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Hey, Leo!
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Miss Vivian!
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Come on in.
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See? This is just a normal diner, right?
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Yes, well...
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Who's this? Someone from your work, Leo?
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I just got in the other day,
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at Libr--
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Hmm? Live?
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♪ The live performance
is about to begin! ♪
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♪ The blues! ♪
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♪ Pappa-la-pa! ♪
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I guess Leo has finally given in
to the insanity of the city.
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His brain, in particular.
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I can hear you.
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Um...
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Should I not have done that--
said the name "Libra" out loud?
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There are plenty of people
who have something against
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or are wary of Libra. It's just
safer to keep quiet about it.
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Is that right?
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Just a moment!
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What for?
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Return what you just stole from him!
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Huh?
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I have no idea...
what you're talking about!
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A-All right! I'll give it back,
I'll give it back!
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I owe you one. Thank you very much.
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Not at all. It was the least that I could do.
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But should you really be doing this?
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If this happens all the time,
it must be hard on you, and your wallet.
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Oh, as far as that goes...
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I divide it up. My wallet is a ruse,
with nothing but small change.
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Then you assume you will be stolen from?
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Yes. It's far more preferable
to getting into trouble,
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and risking even greater danger.
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Mister Altstein...
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You were sneaking a chance to do more work.
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Please return to your bed.
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What was that, anyhow?
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Oh, amazing, is it not?
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My own personal sequencer,
to allow me to compose my music.
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It is not! You don't have
to keep secrets from me, do you?
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It's a command uplink system
for Libra, isn't it?
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I cannot allow you to take over this work.
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Why not?
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I can learn it right away.
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It is not that. It is too dangerous.
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Huh?
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If you were to learn
the particulars of Libra,
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your brain would be valued
somewhere in the millions.
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You would have both humans
and non-humans chasing you around.
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Then I can always avoid them!
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If these people really want something,
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the techniques of man's
world will be of little avail.
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You're saying that I'm not strong enough?
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Indubitably.
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I do not buy your argument.
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If that is true...
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...then what about you?!
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How can you let that lad,
Leonardo, come and go?!
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If you'd rather be rid of me,
then just say so!
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I beg your pardon!
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That's all right.
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Your straightforwardness is a virtue.
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However, running into things head-on
is not the only way to fight.
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After spending time with Leonardo,
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you have witnessed that
for yourself, have you not?
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Damn!
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Whoa, don't startle me like that!
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Oh, uh, I'm terribly sorry.
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You're so serious!
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I don't know what's bugging you,
but if you want to vent, I'll listen.
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I've always wanted to be
like Gilbert Franke Altstein,
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the legendary combat butler.
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When I was accepted to work
for the Reinherz family,
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he had already left for Hellsalem's Lot,
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together with the third-oldest son, Klaus.
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"There are those that must be protected,
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and if I am one of the limited number
who can perform that deed,
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then let me be the first
to volunteer myself."
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Indeed, it was a sense of duty
stemming from his nobility.
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I had convinced myself that
I was one who could assist him.
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But, in reality...
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You did it!
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Yeah. Just sit tight. I'm gonna peek
inside his brain, right now.
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Then you'll be free to kill all
of this guy's family and colleagues.
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Awesome!
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Hey...
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What is this...?
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This guy is involved with Libra!
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What?!
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You gotta be kidding! Count me out!
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No, hold on!
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What is it?
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This could turn out to be
a nice bit of business.
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"One Butler's Blitzkrieg"
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Don't eat that! That's my burger!
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These Jack Cheese Rockets are
the best, every time I eat them.
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Good morning.
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--Morning!
--'Sup!
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Don't eat that! Give it back!
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Good morning.
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"Just a moment"
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Something has happened, hasn't it?
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If you are under duress from anyone,
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please touch your face with your left hand.
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Brain extraction?
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You have fallen victim
to a serious technique.
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Now, as for your brain...
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Where is it now?
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You don't know? Oh, goodness. Well then,
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please sit at the console.
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It is no matter. Take your time
and read the words that appear.
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Yes!
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This is a huge deal!
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What's really terrifying about them
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is not having a handle
on their entire operation.
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Once we know the big picture...
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We can sell it or trash it as we please!
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This was a great buy!
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It is not unusual to have brain extraction
remote control broken off.
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If you please, Master Leonardo,
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use your All-seeing Eyes of the Gods
to track down his brain.
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Oh, right.
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Got it.
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I'll go.
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I would ask that you stay, Young Sir.
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Please put yourself in his shoes.
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If he becomes responsible
for putting his own master out,
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to say nothing of exposing him to danger,
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he will have to live with that
regret for the rest of his life.
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Not to worry.
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I assure you, I will return him safely.
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This is...
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...an absolute certainty.
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Too cramped! Too cramped! Too cramped!
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Don't be so aloof.
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He's quite right.
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You have to speak up at a time like this...
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Mr. Gilbert.
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You'll have to excuse me for that.
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I was just getting ready to call on you.
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It's no use!
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What do we do?
They're probably on to us by now.
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Do we get rid of this?!
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You dumbass! We still got part of
a data treasure trove out of him!
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It's all right.
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Brain extraction remote
control is untraceable.
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This doesn't mean anything.
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You're sure about that?
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I've had it. I'm doomed
to be killed by these monsters.
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This is "the end."
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Hmm? Hey!
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Who's this kid?
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Hey, you!
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Get out of the way!
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Can you hear me, my fine badasses?
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Right now, you have
three choices open to you.
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One, you can release his brain
immediately and leave there.
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Two, you can fight us, and have
his brain recovered from you.
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This will lead to casualties on your
end before things are settled.
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Three, you can destroy his brain.
In that event, we will kill you all.
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There will be no exceptions.
We will find every last one of you,
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and tear you limb from limb.
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So, what will it be? For what it is worth,
I would suggest number one.
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I've never heard anybody
blow so much smoke!
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You take the cake for
being deluded, old geezer!
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So one is off the table, then?
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You fools. I...
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...warned you.
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Don't bother begging for your lives.
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I will see that you atone
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for the crime of kidnapping
and altering my fellow butler
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with your innards and with your blood.
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This is not a threat.
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It is an absolute certainty.
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O-Over there!
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That factory!
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C-Can't breathe...!
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"Plasma Cutter"
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"Bethesda Firearms
Death Caliber .50"
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Up there! The second floor!
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Sorry!
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It is of no matter.
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Damn!
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This will be somewhat bumpy.
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Please hold on to something.
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I'll see you in hell!
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Mr. Gilbert!
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It's over!
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Don't gloat about winning, small-timer.
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Did you think this is all
it would take to kill me?
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What you have cut through is, at most,
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nothing more than my bandages.
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You can regret challenging a Regeneratore...
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...when you get to hell!
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The ordeal is almost over, Mr. Philip.
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Whoo, am I ever hungry.
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If you have regenerative abilities,
then you have to tell us so,
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Mister Altstein.
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I'm sorry about that. However,
this ability only barely keeps me alive
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in the event of a fatal injury,
by providing rapid regeneration,
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beyond which I am just
an ordinary old man.
[21:24] ---
Uh-huh...
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Still, I am quite fond of this body.
[21:32] ---
For you see, I can long
remain at Master Klaus' side,
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attending to all of his needs.
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I really have learned a lot from this.
I don't know what to say.
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I guess I really do have a long way to go.
[21:50] ---
Philip...
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Yes?
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You really do have a face
fit for this city now.
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Yeah...
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What do you say? Would you like
to formally come to work for Libra?
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N-No, no, no, no, no, no, no! No, sir!
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Mr. Klaus seems able to
do anything, in his own way,
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even with no one else around, huh?
[23:46] ---
Even with the All-seeing Eyes of the Gods,
[23:47] ---
which are just about all-powerful,
in matters of sight,
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there appears to be something
he cannot see, which torments him.
[23:53] ---
Still, there is no reason to worry;
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there is surely someone who can show him.
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"Get the Rock Out!!"
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