3 - Day In Day Out

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    Big Brother... Big Brother!
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    We're all the way here at the city limits,
    so why are you shooting me?
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    Huh...?
[00:16] ---
    Is this...?
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    Big Brother?
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    Michella!
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    You may choose.
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    Who will see this through?
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    Michella!
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    If you must take it,
    then take it from me!
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    Count Gigagigafutmassif is on the move!
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    All citizens in his path, please accept
    personal responsibility to avoid him!
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    Repeat, Count Gigagigafutmassif
    is on the move!
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    All citizens in his path, please accept
    personal responsibility to avoid him!
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    Hellsalem's Lot--a city where this world
    and the alterworld intersect.
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    This is the record of the
    clandestine activities
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    of the secret society of supermen,
    Libra, who work in the shadows
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    to preserve the balance of worlds.
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    I’m sane, but it’s trick or treat?
[01:32] ---
    I’m right, but it’s truth certainly
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    Well then “awesome!” welcome to tragedy
[01:37] ---
    Fake town, Fake town, baby?
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    I’m sane, but it’s trick or treat?
[01:52] ---
    I’m right, but it’s truth certainly
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    Well then “awesome!” welcome to tragedy
[01:57] ---
    Fake town, Fake town, baby?
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    Giving in to emotion is an utter waste
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    A moment's solace
    is an immediate nuisance
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    Hello me, hello you, there are no timeouts
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    Fake town, Fake town
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    See, I don't even know when
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    I started thinking this way
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    I'd gotten myself so ready to be a winner,
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    it's a shame about the pandemonium
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    I've forgotten what my percentage
    is at finding happiness
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    There's no God, I don't want one,
    even if there was
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    Whose "you are here" is this?
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    You decide whether it's bitter or sweet
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    "I hate what I hate, buzz off, shut up"
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    You're probably well past
    getting by like that
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    In this town, if all you do is complain
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    the rule is that no one
    will give you the time of day
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    Ah, just get in on this call
    or drop of a lifetime
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    Even man-eating ghouls
    are clapping their hands
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    Here's the round of applause
    you've been waiting for
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    Here are the foolproof winning odds
    you've been waiting for
[03:06] ---
    That's awesome!
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    It was worth spending all that
    money to come sightseeing.
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    It says he's the biggest
    "individual" in the world, Boss.
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    Oh, sorry.
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    What's your problem, pipsqueak?
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    Uh, I'm sorry--
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    Come step over here
    for a minute, pee-wee.
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    A-Ah, h-hey, wait!
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    Miss Chain!
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    Huh?!
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    Morning, Mrs. Veded.
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    Good morning, sir.
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    Today is the day of your
    house party, isn't it?
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    Yeah. What shape are we in for that?
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    Everything has been taken care of.
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    Fantastic.
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    It won't even get off the ground
    without your specially-made roast beef.
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    It's okay, I'll get it.
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    Hello.
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    Hi, Steven. You sure are up early.
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    It's 11:00 already, Ellen.
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    You're like some kind of empress,
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    using that voice at this hour of the day.
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    How many people are coming tonight?
    Do you have enough bottles?
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    It's not exactly Bellfalmen's here,
    so we can't fit too many people in.
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    But I welcome as many bottles
    of wine as you can bring.
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    Frankly, we don't have to drink
    them all tonight, do we?
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    Yes?
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    Steven, you have a good-sized
    terrace at your place, right?
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    Anything to cook on out there?
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    I have a barbecue grill.
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    All right!
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    I got some nice meat and spices in.
    I'll bring them with me. See you!
[05:01] ---
    Hmm? What is it?
[05:04] ---
    Nothing, just glad to see
    you enjoying yourself.
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    You seem tense an awful lot, sir.
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    I do?
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    I mean... it's okay.
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    At work, I'm often told that people
    can't tell what I'm thinking, you see.
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    You kind of threw me for a loop, there.
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    Sorry, sorry.
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    Zapp!
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    --Come on, Tracy, you could at least knock--
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    This is my room!
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    Don't use my bed without asking!
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    --The boiling teakettle is dancing!
[05:51] ---
    --Wake up, you idiot!
    --The boiling teakettle is dancing!
[05:53] ---
    Mizaria has disappeared!
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    Ah, that old lady who sells cigarettes?
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    My cat! My Oriental Shorthair!
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    Aw, jeez! If Mizaria is gone,
    there's no way I can go on living!
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    Stop bitching about your stupid cat!
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    By now, it's probably been
    chomped down by some demonbeast,
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    and is turning to doo-doo in their
    guts as we speak. Let it go.
[06:20] ---
    Wh-What?
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    Wah! I forgot!
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    --She carries the blood of the
    Pan-something-or-other sorcerers clan!
[06:28] ---
    --Yikes, what is this? It's still about
    1000 meters from the sheets!
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    She carries the blood of the
    Pan-something-or-other sorcerers clan!
[06:32] ---
    --Yikes, what is this? It's still about
    1000 meters from the sheets!
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    Wah, stop chanting!
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    Zapp! Go find Mizaria!
[06:44] ---
    --If you don't, then part of you, too...
[06:46] ---
    Wah! Stop that!
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    Oh... not my... not my...!
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    Find her by 13:00,
    or I won't remove that spell!
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    Who are you, the devil?!
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    Stop your griping and
    get out there, already!
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    Ow...
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    You made sure to run away, huh?
    That was the right call.
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    Damn...
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    My allowance to Michella was in there.
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    Damn it.
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    What?
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    Your face says "Why did you
    just let them hit you?"
[07:37] ---
    Well sure, it would be simple to control
    their view with these eyes...
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    I can't really explain it too well,
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    but I don't like using the special moves
    of these eyes for my own sake.
[07:57] ---
    Hmm...
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    Is that the one, there?
[08:05] ---
    Wow, that's her!
[08:08] ---
    Here, kitty, kitty.
[08:10] ---
    H-Hey...
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    Hey, who turned out the lights?
[08:16] ---
    --What are you, a dope? You try
    something like that with Nego,
[08:18] ---
    --It's dark. I don't like the dark.
    --What are you, a dope? You try
    something like that with Nego,
[08:20] ---
    --It's dark. I don't like the dark.
    --and of course she's going to eat you.
[08:21] ---
    "Neko ≠ Nego"
[08:27] ---
    Uh-oh.
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    Hi, Steven!
[08:31] ---
    How are you?
[08:33] ---
    Better than when you called this morning.
[08:36] ---
    This is Christopher.
[08:37] ---
    Hi.
[08:38] ---
    Welcome.
[08:39] ---
    Well, you're all early!
[08:41] ---
    Hey, Larry!
[08:44] ---
    Do you have room in your fridge?
[08:46] ---
    Is that the meat you mentioned?
    That's a hell of a lot.
[08:49] ---
    Oh, right, I need to get
    some charcoal for the grill.
[08:53] ---
    Whoops.
[08:54] ---
    Ha-ha, are you okay?
[08:56] ---
    Yeah, I'm fine now.
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    You've been working too hard. But tonight,
    we're going to party all we want.
[09:04] ---
    Well, I'm going to go hang an IV for myself.
    Everyone, please enjoy yourselves.
[09:08] ---
    Okay then, I'll make sure your IV bag
    has plenty of Opus One in it.
[09:19] ---
    Veded...
[09:20] ---
    I can take it from here.
    You can go home.
[09:23] ---
    Huh? But...
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    Thanks for everything.
[09:34] ---
    If you say so.
[09:44] ---
    Now then...
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    Okay, everyone, let's get started!
[09:59] ---
    Huh? A weapon?
[10:01] ---
    So, I see you've finally come around.
[10:04] ---
    It's crazy for a dinky little kid like you
    to be walking around here unarmed.
[10:09] ---
    Well, let's see...
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    What do you think about this one?
[10:13] ---
    It will cut a hole right through space,
    three meters in diameter.
[10:20] ---
    Huh? That one?
[10:22] ---
    That's just a stun baton, you know.
[10:24] ---
    Something like that won't
    kill your opponent.
[10:27] ---
    That's okay. I'll take this one.
[10:46] ---
    Drink! Drink!
[10:48] ---
    --Gah! Watch what you're doing!
    --There he is.
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    Hey!
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    G-Give me my wallet back!
[10:56] ---
    Get lost. Don't spoil my evening
    with your crummy face.
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    My allowance to my sister is in there!
    I'm asking you to give it back!
[11:06] ---
    You do realize that I don't give a damn
    about your ugly sister, right?
[11:17] ---
    Well, well, isn't this terrifying?
[11:20] ---
    It's all right. It won't kill you.
[11:23] ---
    The electric shock will just keep
    you from moving for a bit.
[11:26] ---
    You sure about that?
[11:28] ---
    What if I have a pacemaker
    connected to my heart?
[11:32] ---
    You'll be a murderer.
[11:46] ---
    Uh-oh, you left yourself open!
[11:51] ---
    Hmph, Hellsalem's Lot is deadsville.
    Dominate for 1000 years? That's a laugh.
[12:13] ---
    Wow...
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    Yo, sweetheart.
[12:17] ---
    Were you here a moment ago?
[12:19] ---
    There's no way I could overlook
    a beautiful lady like you.
[12:23] ---
    I haven't seen you around.
    Are you here from outside?
[12:26] ---
    Yeah, well, I was all fired up to see
    how dreadful a place this was,
[12:30] ---
    but it's surprisingly tame,
    so I'm disappointed.
[12:33] ---
    If a beauty like you can be out walking
    around and drinking at night,
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    then it must be pretty safe, right?
[12:41] ---
    That's where you'd be wrong.
[12:43] ---
    I just have big strong men protecting me.
[12:47] ---
    I see, I see.
[12:49] ---
    Well, as a symbol of our getting close
    to each other, how about a drink?
[12:53] ---
    Thank you.
[12:55] ---
    Well, aren't you a plucky one?
[12:58] ---
    I do enjoy my drinking.
    Want to have a contest?
[13:03] ---
    If you beat me, you can tend
    to me any... way... you... like.
[13:09] ---
    I'm in!
[13:11] ---
    Hey, stranger, you seem like
    you can hold your drink.
[13:13] ---
    Think you can handle this?
[13:14] ---
    Wh-What do you want?!
[13:16] ---
    One hundred on Chain!
[13:17] ---
    I'll go 50!
[13:18] ---
    Two hundred!
[13:19] ---
    Three thousand on the stranger.
[13:21] ---
    Oh, the Professor is getting in on this!
[13:39] ---
    What is in this booze?
[13:41] ---
    Do these guys drink this every night?
[13:45] ---
    I can hear my own blood
    echoing right in my eardrums.
[13:51] ---
    Shut up, you pack of nitwits!
[13:54] ---
    A single word is reverberating 3000 times!
[14:04] ---
    Don't tell me I'm being... hustled!
[14:12] ---
    It was at that theater that I met Jim.
[14:14] ---
    Porno?
[14:15] ---
    Don't be silly.
[14:16] ---
    It was fully made-to-order
    by Maxium Milligan.
[14:19] ---
    Really?
[14:20] ---
    Here. It's a vavradugo-based quiche.
[14:23] ---
    Has Cynthia taken on another dish?
[14:27] ---
    Hey, Charlie...
[14:28] ---
    Hmm?
[14:29] ---
    Uh-oh, are we out of beer?
    I'll go get some.
[14:32] ---
    Yeah, thank you!
[14:51] ---
    Huh? Is this some kind of party game?
[14:54] ---
    The party is over, Steven Alan
    Starphase, member of Libra.
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    Could we ask you to come with us?
[15:03] ---
    If you resist, we will kill you
    here and take you with us.
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    Your blood, your flesh, your bones...
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    ...your entire being.
[15:10] ---
    Hmm, I don't know what
    you're talking about.
[15:13] ---
    For that matter, Ellen, I just
    introduced you to Larry today.
[15:19] ---
    If you already knew each other,
[15:20] ---
    that was pretty tactless.
[15:23] ---
    If you take my meaning.
[15:26] ---
    You amaze me.
[15:28] ---
    I was wondering why you didn't
    fill me with holes without a word.
[15:31] ---
    You want me taken alive?
[15:34] ---
    Who exactly is your boss, to give
    you such an uninformed order?
[15:39] ---
    Do you really think we'll tell you?
[15:41] ---
    No, I just wanted to offer my gratitude.
[15:44] ---
    Thanks to them, none of my
    furnishings will have to be broken.
[15:47] ---
    Moreover, I couldn't stand it
    if Veded's roast beef was ruined.
[15:52] ---
    Trying to talk tough in this situation
    just sounds comical, instead.
[15:56] ---
    Make one motion, and you'll
    have to accept a quick death.
[16:00] ---
    Motion? You mean, to attack?
[16:04] ---
    I already did so, at the front door.
[16:17] ---
    Esmerelda Blood Freeze...
[16:20] ---
    Aguja del Cero Absoluto.
[16:22] ---
    "Needles of Absolute Zero"
[16:26] ---
    It feels like icy needles are passing
    through your blood vessels, right?
[16:30] ---
    When... did you...
[16:33] ---
    ...realize...?
[16:35] ---
    You had me fooled up until not long ago.
[16:37] ---
    You guys really played it off well.
    But you blew it at the end.
[16:43] ---
    You may have dropped a lot of money
[16:45] ---
    selecting biological guns to bypass
    the apartment's security, but Larry,
[16:50] ---
    your center of mass has been off
    to the left for ten days now.
[16:54] ---
    And Ellen, that sweet-smelling grease
    that is specific to biological weapons?
[16:59] ---
    You sprayed on too much to try
    to conceal it. So unlike you.
[17:03] ---
    You should have just
    changed the perfume itself.
[17:06] ---
    And with that,
[17:08] ---
    I regret to say that it is you who will
    be taken away into the darkness.
[17:13] ---
    Who's that? Libra?
[17:15] ---
    Of course not.
[17:16] ---
    Our leader would never allow
    what is about to happen to you.
[17:21] ---
    They are my own private squad,
    who operate in top secret,
[17:24] ---
    and take orders only from me.
[17:34] ---
    Sorry to put you to all this trouble.
[17:36] ---
    That's what we're here for.
[17:39] ---
    I'm going to go step outside for some air.
[17:42] ---
    We will be out of here
    by the time you return.
[18:24] ---
    Chain! Chain! Chain!
[18:29] ---
    Sh-She's a monster...
[18:31] ---
    Boss!
[18:34] ---
    Huh?!
[18:35] ---
    Thanks for everything. It's been fun.
[18:40] ---
    Why, you! That's my money...!
[18:42] ---
    Hey, wait!
[18:45] ---
    What a shame. That comes to 1,950 zeros.
[18:50] ---
    Torakichi, you pay him.
[18:53] ---
    The thing is, Boss...
[18:55] ---
    You mean she got you, too?
[18:57] ---
    Well, there you have it. Sorry about that.
[19:00] ---
    Huh?
[19:01] ---
    Don't "Huh" us! You saw
    what happened! Get a clue!
[19:11] ---
    Our motto is transparent accounting.
[19:13] ---
    If you eat or drink here
    with no means of paying,
[19:16] ---
    we have no choice but to take
    it out of your body, don't we?
[19:23] ---
    Leonardo!
[19:27] ---
    --Wh-What's the matter, Mr. Zapp--
[19:29] ---
    --A cat!
    --Wh-What's the matter, Mr. Zapp--
[19:30] ---
    Find me a cat! With those godly
    eyes that can see anything!
[19:34] ---
    Huh?
[19:36] ---
    Tracy from Bonita Lunch has a cat addiction,
[19:39] ---
    and she cast a Banalcadeth spell
    on my Freedom Magnum,
[19:41] ---
    and I probably only have 30 minutes left!
[19:44] ---
    I see. From that, I get that
    time is short, at least.
[19:48] ---
    But even with these eyes, I can't
    track a cat I've never seen before.
[19:53] ---
    Sorry!
[19:59] ---
    Huh? Watch where you're walking, pee-wee!
[20:02] ---
    I-I'm sorry!
[20:05] ---
    You idiot!
[20:06] ---
    We have to walk more off to the side now!
[20:18] ---
    A-A cat?
[20:22] ---
    Boss!
[20:25] ---
    Hey, come over here! I won't let
    you lay a paw pad on the boss!
[20:30] ---
    Oh, dear.
[20:32] ---
    It's not right to fight.
[20:38] ---
    Hello. I'm Ellen.
[20:42] ---
    I'm Larry. Nice to meet you.
[20:45] ---
    I see.
[20:47] ---
    I was enjoying myself too much.
[20:58] ---
    Sir?
[21:00] ---
    Veded?
[21:02] ---
    Is something the matter?
[21:04] ---
    Is the party over already?
[21:07] ---
    Oh... Mm-hmm.
[21:09] ---
    Mommy!
[21:11] ---
    Ah, this is my son, Gamiel,
    and my daughter Emilida.
[21:17] ---
    Good evening.
[21:18] ---
    Good evening. Hmm?
[21:20] ---
    What an adorable cat.
[21:23] ---
    We just found her.
[21:26] ---
    Whatever the case,
[21:27] ---
    bow down to this lady if you have
    to and have her remove the spell!
[21:31] ---
    I can't! Tracy's asinine
    about these things,
[21:35] ---
    and once she speaks,
    she won't listen to reason!
[21:40] ---
    They seem like good kids.
[21:42] ---
    They're always making a fuss.
[21:47] ---
    Veded...
[21:48] ---
    Yes?
[21:49] ---
    I wanted to say... thanks.
[21:56] ---
    Die! Die, you!
[22:01] ---
    --Oh, Mr. Steven!
    --You hypocrite! You inhuman monster!
[22:05] ---
    What on earth?
[22:06] ---
    --I have a lot of friends out enjoying
    the nightlife tonight, huh?
[22:06] ---
    You anal sphincter muscle!
[23:46] ---
    The longer people live, the more things
    there are they wish they could forget.
[23:49] ---
    In my case, almost all
    of them involve women.
[23:52] ---
    But having things never actually
    happen is a real sore spot.
[23:56] ---
    Like what you might call... regrets.
[23:58] ---
    "Werewolf Mission: Chainpossible"
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