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4 - Werewolf Mission: Chainpossible

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[00:11] ---
    Hi, General Gähnen.
[00:14] ---
    I figured it was about time
    for you to be calling.
[00:17] ---
    Enough wisecracks!
[00:19] ---
    Is this werewolf squad incursion for real?
[00:23] ---
    They've been talking about it
    on the Alternet for three minutes now.
[00:27] ---
    It's probably true.
[00:30] ---
    It's also highly likely that it was leaked--
[00:33] ---
    by the werewolves themselves.
[00:35] ---
    What are you talking about?
[00:36] ---
    There's no need to hide it any longer, and,
[00:39] ---
    they probably want to put you
    on notice about what will happen.
[00:46] ---
    It sounds like they've already
    infiltrated your room.
[01:07] ---
    Hellsalem's Lot--a city where this world
    and the alterworld intersect.
[01:11] ---
    This is the record of
    the clandestine activities
[01:15] ---
    of the secret society of supermen,
    Libra, who work in the shadows
[01:18] ---
    to preserve the balance of worlds.
[01:22] ---
    I’m sane, but it’s trick or treat?
[01:24] ---
    I’m right, but it’s truth certainly
[01:26] ---
    Well then “awesome!” welcome to tragedy
[01:29] ---
    Fake town, Fake town, baby?
[01:41] ---
    I’m sane, but it’s trick or treat?
[01:44] ---
    I’m right, but it’s truth certainly
[01:46] ---
    Well then “awesome!” welcome to tragedy
[01:49] ---
    Fake town, Fake town, baby?
[01:51] ---
    Giving in to emotion is an utter waste
[01:54] ---
    A moment's solace
    is an immediate nuisance
[01:56] ---
    Hello me, hello you, there are no timeouts
[01:59] ---
    Fake town, Fake town
[02:01] ---
    See, I don't even know when
[02:03] ---
    I started thinking this way
[02:05] ---
    I'd gotten myself so ready to be a winner,
[02:08] ---
    it's a shame about the pandemonium
[02:11] ---
    I've forgotten what my percentage
    is at finding happiness
[02:15] ---
    There's no God, I don't want one,
    even if there was
[02:18] ---
    Whose "you are here" is this?
[02:21] ---
    You decide whether it's bitter or sweet
[02:25] ---
    "I hate what I hate, buzz off, shut up"
[02:28] ---
    You're probably well past
    getting by like that
[02:31] ---
    In this town, if all you do is complain
[02:33] ---
    the rule is that no one
    will give you the time of day
[02:37] ---
    Ah, just get in on this call
    or drop of a lifetime
[02:40] ---
    Even man-eating ghouls
    are clapping their hands
[02:43] ---
    Here's the round of applause
    you've been waiting for
[02:48] ---
    Here are the foolproof winning odds
    you've been waiting for
[02:52] ---
    So, the five of you
    shot off a total of 94 rounds,
[02:57] ---
    and every single one of them missed?!
    And you call yourselves gifted?!
[03:01] ---
    Yes, sir! Thank you very much!
[03:03] ---
    We will continue to make every effort!
[03:05] ---
    Sorry about that.
[03:09] ---
    If you like, you can handle
    the next one, Deputy Chief.
[03:12] ---
    What?!
[03:13] ---
    I don't believe that bloodshed is necessary
[03:15] ---
    when giving a heavy-handed demonstration.
[03:18] ---
    B--
[03:20] ---
    Booze...
[03:22] ---
    Now, now, Delimid,
[03:24] ---
    why don't we concentrate on our
    espionage work, as we have always done?
[03:29] ---
    I'm sure God would not want the girls
[03:31] ---
    to have to engage in rough stuff
    like assassinations.
[03:34] ---
    Yay!
[03:35] ---
    Nice going, Chief!
[03:37] ---
    Die, Deputy Chief!
[03:38] ---
    I heard that!
[03:42] ---
    See you!
[03:43] ---
    Good work today!
[03:44] ---
    Good work!
[03:46] ---
    Good work!
[03:52] ---
    Ma'am!
[03:56] ---
    Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am!
[03:59] ---
    Please wait up!
[04:03] ---
    Whoa-oa-oa!
[04:04] ---
    Haven't you made up your mind yet?
[04:06] ---
    Huh?
[04:07] ---
    You want to ask me about your token, right?
[04:10] ---
    Yeah, well...
[04:13] ---
    This is important. Hurry up and decide.
[04:16] ---
    Yes, it is, but...
[04:18] ---
    I don't have that strong a character, do I?
[04:22] ---
    It's hard to think up something
    I have a strong attachment to.
[04:27] ---
    For Ms. Emelina,
[04:29] ---
    I'm sure it must be her child.
[04:31] ---
    For Ms. Olga, it's probably alcohol.
[04:34] ---
    For Ms. Janet, it's, um...
[04:36] ---
    Stop that.
[04:38] ---
    Prying is against the rules.
    Our tokens are crucial.
[04:42] ---
    If they're misused, they could be fatal.
[04:46] ---
    So...
[04:48] ---
    I'm not telling you mine, of course.
[04:50] ---
    --Aww...
    --Bye!
[04:51] ---
    Ah, wait a minute, Ma'am!
[05:01] ---
    Come on!
[05:03] ---
    How is it you forget every single thing?!
[05:06] ---
    Heh-heh-heh...
[05:08] ---
    Don't give me "Heh-heh-heh"!
[05:11] ---
    I was waiting here for five hours!
[05:13] ---
    What would have happened
    if you didn't happen to pass by
[05:15] ---
    where I was able to see you?!
[05:17] ---
    Heh-heh-heh-heh...
[05:19] ---
    Don't "Heh-heh-heh-heh" me!
    Look, just keep a cell phone on you.
[05:24] ---
    Leo...
[05:25] ---
    Hmm?
[05:27] ---
    I can't do that.
[05:29] ---
    If I had that kind of money...
    I'd... I'd... buy burgers...
[05:34] ---
    --And eat them, right? Yeah, I know!
    --...and eat them! That's right!
[05:39] ---
    --I don't care anymore! No burgers tomorrow!
    --Burgers! Burgers!
[05:43] ---
    Huh?!
[05:45] ---
    Cool off until I come back
    the day after tomorrow!
[05:51] ---
    B-- B-B-B-B-B--
[05:54] ---
    Burgers!!
[06:01] ---
    Burgers! Burgers!!
[06:15] ---
    Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha... You there,
    the stocky mushroom-shaped fellow.
[06:19] ---
    Are you one of Leo's friends?
[06:22] ---
    Yes, I am. Bur-leonardo
    Ger-bur-watch-ger is my best friend.
[06:29] ---
    You certainly do remember his name wrong,
[06:31] ---
    but I can tell how you must feel,
    so I will let it go.
[06:34] ---
    Such profound forgetfulness is heartbreaking.
[06:37] ---
    At times, we all find ourselves
    suffering this ordeal.
[06:38] ---
    Aw, I'm so hungry.
    I wonder what's keeping Ger-leo-bur.
[06:43] ---
    Hey!
[06:46] ---
    It looks like you are really forgetful,
[06:49] ---
    so write stuff down in that memo pad
    and carry it with you.
[06:53] ---
    Right, got it! By the way, who are you?
[06:59] ---
    Hmm, for now, you can
    call me the spirit of burgers.
[07:03] ---
    Huh?!
[07:07] ---
    Would you like fries with that,
    or a smile meal...?
[07:08] ---
    He went for that astonishingly well.
[07:10] ---
    Repeat after me!
[07:10] ---
    Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
[07:20] ---
    Chain here.
[07:21] ---
    Hey, good work. Are you finished?
[07:23] ---
    Yes.
[07:25] ---
    It went flawlessly. After this,
[07:28] ---
    the general's plans for a Blood Breed soldier
    program will be put to rest.
[07:31] ---
    I doubt he'll bring it up again.
[07:33] ---
    Let's hope so. We have
    nothing special going on here today.
[07:38] ---
    You can head on home and get some rest.
[07:40] ---
    Thank you very much.
[08:13] ---
    Aw, I popped a button...
    Nah, never mind that...
[08:19] ---
    ...gotta... brush my... tee--
[08:26] ---
    Oh, welcome back-- Hmm?
[08:32] ---
    Critical information?
[08:36] ---
    Yeah.
[08:39] ---
    Invisible werewolves--
[08:41] ---
    they exist everywhere,
    yet they exist nowhere.
[08:45] ---
    That's who they are.
[08:47] ---
    Cut the crap! What I'm asking is,
[08:50] ---
    how did they circumvent
    my mansion's security?!
[08:53] ---
    Five of them at once, to boot.
[08:56] ---
    Elite security guards, infrared alarms,
[09:00] ---
    thermal sensors, motion detectors--
[09:03] ---
    Ah, I'm sorry to say, those are nonstarters.
[09:06] ---
    What do you mean?!
[09:07] ---
    Their kind of stealth cannot
    be picked up using optical means.
[09:12] ---
    Their shape, weight, temperature,
    odor, texture, hell, even their causality--
[09:19] ---
    they can take everything about themselves
[09:21] ---
    and reduce its consistency
    down to the extreme.
[09:24] ---
    Put another way,
    they have the superhuman ability
[09:26] ---
    to modify the world
    at infinitesimally small levels.
[09:31] ---
    It's all right.
[09:32] ---
    Werewolf abilities are not all-powerful.
[09:36] ---
    Once they return to their true forms,
[09:38] ---
    you can kill them just like
    they were regular people.
[09:42] ---
    You mean that?
[09:44] ---
    You won't even need silver bullets.
[10:05] ---
    Mr. Gilbert, I brought it for you.
[10:07] ---
    Oh, most impressive. Nice choice.
[10:13] ---
    Nothing beats having you
    pick out the sundries, Ms. Chain.
[10:17] ---
    Still, I'm no good at all
    at arranging flowers, you understand.
[10:20] ---
    I got your "you understand"
    right here, she-bitch!
[10:23] ---
    Use my face for some Surfin' USA, eh?
    What a fantastic idea that is!
[10:28] ---
    Think I'll use those huge knockers of yours
[10:30] ---
    for some "Rocky" action!
[10:37] ---
    A most despicable display
    of sexual harassment.
[10:39] ---
    Wha--?!
[10:41] ---
    For as witty as what you were
    trying to say was, that was painful.
[10:48] ---
    I see you all are getting along
    as famously as ever.
[10:51] ---
    Mr. Gilbert, you heard that?!
[10:55] ---
    Yes, this is Chain.
[10:57] ---
    Deputy Chief?
[11:02] ---
    These images are from three hours ago.
[11:06] ---
    One of the eight missile bases
    in the country is in prelaunch sequence.
[11:11] ---
    Their target is unknown.
    We picked up intel on "BB virus warheads"
[11:13] ---
    from multiple locations simultaneously.
[11:16] ---
    "BB"? As in "Blood Breed"?
[11:20] ---
    Don't jump to any conclusions!
[11:23] ---
    But this is the country
    that was trying to create
[11:25] ---
    artificially-produced vampire soldiers.
    We can't dismiss the possibility.
[11:29] ---
    Deputy Chief?
[11:31] ---
    What is it, Emelina?
[11:32] ---
    This is 99% a trap.
[11:35] ---
    Agreed. But we cannot afford
    not to take action, either.
[11:39] ---
    And we are the only ones
    who can do anything about it.
[11:45] ---
    This is the floorplan of the base.
[11:47] ---
    The missile control framework
    is in the central main room,
[11:50] ---
    as well as four backup rooms.
[11:53] ---
    It is set up so that
    if even one of them goes down,
[11:55] ---
    the other systems will immediately
    crosscheck, process, and restore it.
[12:00] ---
    As such, our mission is to bring
    these computers down simultaneously,
[12:04] ---
    whereupon we will take over
    the central systems, and neutralize them.
[12:08] ---
    But Deputy Chief, how will we do that?
[12:10] ---
    There are no infiltration routes into there.
[12:13] ---
    The method...
[12:21] ---
    ...will be high altitude
    freefall penetration!
[12:27] ---
    "Werewolf Mission: Chainpossible"
[12:43] ---
    Failure to prevent missile launch!
    Moving to Plan B!
[12:46] ---
    Neutralize the warhead
    and splash it into the ocean!
[13:27] ---
    There's a glitch in the control subsystems!
[13:29] ---
    Is it them?!
[13:32] ---
    Amazing...
[13:34] ---
    If we weren't aware of the situation,
[13:35] ---
    it would look like
    just a simple scheduled backup.
[13:41] ---
    Subsystems 1 through 4 have gone dark.
[13:43] ---
    The main system is completely exposed!
[13:53] ---
    Stop! They're in the middle of an operation!
[13:55] ---
    We cannot allow you to enter!
[13:57] ---
    Hmm? What's going on, Klaus?
[13:59] ---
    Is something the matter?
[14:02] ---
    Chief!
[14:05] ---
    Do you know who this woman is?
[14:07] ---
    Hmm, let's see...
[14:09] ---
    Hmm...
[14:11] ---
    That is Velved Rheinkeimer.
[14:13] ---
    H-Her?!
[14:16] ---
    She has changed her appearance quite a bit
[14:18] ---
    since she was here with the Werewolf Bureau.
[14:21] ---
    She has probably survived
    by altering her features.
[14:24] ---
    Damn! We should have killed her
    for good when we had the chance!
[14:28] ---
    So she really does
    have it out for the werewolves?
[14:31] ---
    That's not possible.
[14:33] ---
    She was injured in that battle.
    She no longer has the level
[14:38] ---
    of ears, eyes, or nose
    it takes to pick up on a werewolf.
[14:42] ---
    Bingo, right?
[14:44] ---
    Chief,
[14:45] ---
    this photo was taken two weeks ago.
[14:48] ---
    We've received intelligence
    that says she made a deal that day
[14:51] ---
    with a dangerous being,
    deep inside Hellsalem's Lot.
[14:56] ---
    Her business partner was...
    the King of Hypersensitivity, Zeodra.
[15:01] ---
    He's a particularly hard man to deal with,
    even among the 13 Kings,
[15:05] ---
    who senses all the sounds,
    lights, and vibrations
[15:08] ---
    that flood in from the entirety
    of Hellsalem's Lot daily,
[15:10] ---
    all the while iterating between
    madness and lucidity.
[15:14] ---
    If she were to have
    obtained something from him...
[15:20] ---
    ...it would extend to the
    invisible werewolves.
[15:24] ---
    Hi! How've you been?
    Long time no see, isn't it?
[15:33] ---
    You could have at least written,
[15:35] ---
    my former companions.
[15:37] ---
    That voice--it can't be!
[15:40] ---
    Velved?!
[15:43] ---
    You're still alive, you lowlife?!
[15:46] ---
    You should watch what you say.
    I literally have you all in hand.
[15:54] ---
    But how...? We should
    be diluted to a high level...
[15:58] ---
    No matter how much you dilute yourselves,
[16:01] ---
    no matter how many times
    you divide one and sift it around,
[16:03] ---
    you werewolves still exist
    without reaching zero.
[16:07] ---
    Which means that the perception to sense you
[16:10] ---
    also still exists.
[16:15] ---
    What the hell did you
    negotiate with, you monster?!
[16:19] ---
    Shut up!
[16:20] ---
    Shut up, shut up, shut up!
[16:22] ---
    You have no idea how much this cost me!
[16:27] ---
    This is all your fault, everyone.
    If we had proceeded according to my plan,
[16:32] ---
    right now, we would be
    a group of billionaires.
[16:36] ---
    Now,
[16:37] ---
    all that's left to do is string Chain up.
[16:40] ---
    I never did like that young lady's attitude,
    always looking down on others.
[16:46] ---
    Break off, Chain...
[16:49] ---
    Are you sure? You have to
    take over this console soon,
[16:53] ---
    or the system will be restored.
[17:01] ---
    An invisible werewolf, being shackled
    by something that is visible?
[17:07] ---
    That would be a laugh.
[17:16] ---
    No way, no way, no way.
[17:16] ---
    "No way"
[17:19] ---
    Let me show you how outclassed you are.
[17:22] ---
    Go ahead and pursue me to
    the far reaches of causality's horizons!
[17:27] ---
    Existence Dilute!
[17:36] ---
    "Existence Dilute"
[17:41] ---
    Chain...
[17:46] ---
    1st Sensitivity...
    2nd Sensitivity... 3rd Sensitivity...
[17:53] ---
    Damn, it's not working. In that case...
[17:58] ---
    4th Sensitivity!
[18:13] ---
    Where are you?!
[18:14] ---
    Where are you, where are you,
    where are you, Chain?!
[18:20] ---
    She's not here! Just how far
    did she dissolve herself?!
[18:26] ---
    There you are!
[18:32] ---
    She diluted herself even further?
[18:35] ---
    Could she have stuck her tail out
    on purpose just to challenge me?
[18:43] ---
    Well, screw you!
[18:46] ---
    13th Sensitivity!
[18:56] ---
    No, Chain... Any farther,
    and you won't make it back...
[19:02] ---
    It really will be as though
    you never existed...
[19:25] ---
    This is all that she made materialize?
[19:50] ---
    Casper 1 to Headquarters, Plan B cleared.
    Repeat, Plan B cleared.
[19:56] ---
    Concurrently, Casper 4 is missing.
    Request Emergency Salvage Protocol.
[20:17] ---
    Mr. Zapp...
[20:19] ---
    What is it, Mr. Gilbert?
[20:21] ---
    Shall I make some coffee?
[20:24] ---
    Oh, that sounds good.
[20:26] ---
    You're late again! I told you,
    come up with something!
[20:29] ---
    Heh-heh-heh...
[20:33] ---
    Token? What are you talking about?
[20:36] ---
    I don't know what you mean.
[20:37] ---
    Don't quibble. Just carry out the plan.
[20:41] ---
    This is the biggest reason for Sumeragi
    wanting to return to our world,
[20:44] ---
    the reason why she has to return here--
[20:47] ---
    her 100-percent-unadulterated
    tie to this life.
[20:51] ---
    What, this?
[20:56] ---
    Huh?
[20:57] ---
    What am I doing here, again?
[21:07] ---
    Oh, right.
[21:09] ---
    Anyhow, here goes...
[21:11] ---
    ...exactly the way it's written here...
[21:16] ---
    H-Hello!
[21:18] ---
    I came over to visit!
[21:25] ---
    U-Um...
[21:40] ---
    You got here first?! And you showed up
    15 minutes early, too?!
[21:44] ---
    Huh? Mr. Steven,
[21:46] ---
    what happened to you?
[21:49] ---
    Don't ask, Zapp. Or rather,
    would you ask, Zapp?
[21:53] ---
    Which is it?
[21:55] ---
    I just went over to Chain's place
    and did as I was told.
[21:59] ---
    Now look at me!
[22:01] ---
    This is unreasonable, isn't it?!
[22:03] ---
    Huh?
[23:45] ---
    "Quarrels should be avoided."
    That is certainly true of this city.
[23:50] ---
    The direct approach is untenable,
    and likely to lead to your defeat.
[23:53] ---
    That is why I make it a point
    to hang several steps back.
[23:56] ---
    And anyway, it has the appearance
    of being aggressive.
[23:58] ---
    "One Butler's Blitzkrieg"
[24:01] ---
    
[24:03] ---
    
[24:05] ---