7 - The Pandemonium Baths Are Great. You Should Visit. / I Want to Learn More...
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[00:06] Mullin
Your Highness, you'll be having
pudding for your snack toady.
[00:09] Beelzebub
Thank you.
[00:14] R
Fluffy.
[00:21] Beelzebub
This is good.
[00:40] Beelzebub
Nice and fluffy...
[00:42] Beelzebub
So jiggly!
[00:50] Mullin
I shouldn't have looked!
[00:52] Mullin
Well, maybe I'm glad I did.
[02:26] Mullin
We're going to open a gym here?
In Pandemonium?
[02:30] Beelzebub
Yes, we had the physicals
the other day, right?
[02:34] Beelzebub
That's when Buer from
the infirmary told me...
SIGN Infirmary
Head Doctor, Demon
Buer
[02:40] (Flashback) Buer
There were a lot of people that
haven't gotten enough exercise.
[02:45] Beelzebub
So I thought it'd be good to
have some sort of facility.
[02:49] Mullin
That sounds like a good idea.
[02:51] Mullin
Let's bring the issue up during
our meeting, after this.
SIGN The Next Day
[02:56] Mullin
So...
SIGN Pandemonium Baths
[03:00] Astaroth
Ta-da!
SIGN Pandemonium Baths Celebration
[03:04] Mullin
Why did we get baths installed?
[03:06] Beelzebub
I don't know!
SIGN The Pandemonium Baths Are Great. You Should Visit.
[03:14] Mullin
The Pandemonium Baths...
[03:17] Mullin
What happened to the gym?
[03:19] Astaroth
Well, after you work out at
the gym and get all sweaty,
[03:21] ---
you want to get in the spa
or go to a sauna, right?
[03:23] Astaroth
So, I mean, we'll need the baths.
[03:27] Astaroth
That's why I used the funds
for the gym to put these in.
[03:29] Astaroth
I'm so smart.
[03:31] Beelzebub
I don't think so.
[03:32] Mullin
Seriously.
[03:33] Astaroth
Isn't it nice to have a
large bath area at work?
SIGN Famous Spot in the Underworld
The River, Acheron
[03:36] Astaroth
You take the water from the river, Acheron,
and heat it in the fires of the City of Dis.
[03:40] ---
You couldn't get a more hellish hot spring.
SIGN Hellish hot spring...
[03:42] Molech
Like the hot springs in Beppu!
[03:43] Eurynome
There's some in Aso, too!
[03:45] Belphegor
Would this even count as a hot spring?
[03:48] Beelzebub
Why is everyone here so knowledgeable
about Japanese geography?
[03:51] Mullin
You used the funds to make this place...
[03:54] Mullin
Pandemonium's financial department
sure lets you get away with a lot.
[03:57] Astaroth
Yeah, I know.
[03:58] Astaroth
You'd hope the Finance
Minister'd do a better job.
SIGN Former Seraph Demon
Astaroth
[04:01] Astaroth
Though, I am the Finance Minister.
SIGN Pandemonium
Finance Minister
Astaroth
[04:04] Mullin
You sure picked a hell of a
time to announce your position.
[04:07] Mullin
So that's why he's running this thing.
[04:11] Beelzebub
I told you to make a gym!
[04:14] Astaroth
Well, after the budget request
paperwork came across my desk,
[04:17] ---
I just kind of made a couple modifications.
[04:19] Astaroth
Felt like making some changes.
[04:20] Beelzebub
Don't make any changes!
[04:23] Sargatanas
I apologize, Your Highness.
[04:25] Beelzebub
Sargatanas...
[04:27] Sargatanas
I should have thought it strange that
[04:29] ---
someone who doesn't normally do their
work decided to suddenly do some.
[04:33] Sargatanas
I didn't think he'd push the
appropriate paperwork through
[04:35] ---
and make some baths in a single night.
[04:37] Astaroth
Hey, Sacchan, you don't have to
sing such high praises of me.
[04:40] Mullin
I don't think that's what's going on.
[04:43] Mullin
Well, Your Highness,
[04:44] ---
if we take the stance that these baths
could be considered an employee perk,
[04:46] ---
then it isn't entirely a mistake to build them.
[04:49] Mullin
Also, if we build an
accompanying gym facility later,
[04:51] ---
then the two could be used synergistically.
[04:54] Eurynome
It'll be annoying to balance
the budget otherwise, as well.
[04:57] Beelzebub
My head hurts.
[04:58] Astaroth
This way it'll promote the health
and wellness of our employees,
[05:01] ---
as well as increase morale.
A happy win-win, I think.
SIGN I'm not so sure about that...
[05:07] Molech
I'm okay with anything!
[05:10] Astaroth
Well, in any event, I wanted to show off
the baths to you all privately first.
[05:14] Astaroth
How about we all try it out?
[05:17] Beelzebub
Well, I guess if you've already built
them, there's nothing we can do.
[05:21] Beelzebub
Let's get in.
[05:23] Astaroth
You like baths, so I thought
you'd lean that way.
[05:26] Mullin
Why do you know that?
[05:29] Astaroth
That's a secret.
[05:30] Mullin
Huh?
[05:31] Mullin
Eurynome-san?
[05:33] Eurynome
I'm leaving.
[05:35] Eurynome
I don't feel like taking a bath,
[05:37] Eurynome
and I only showed up because
I was invited here.
[05:38] Dantalion
It's pretty nice reading while
taking a bath, you know?
[05:42] Eurynome
Dantalion-kyun?!
[05:47] Eurynome
A hot young boy covered in steam...
[05:49] Eurynome
Drops of water gliding down that wonderfully
smooth and white skin...
[05:52] Eurynome
His nape, his waist...
[05:54] Eurynome
The hot steam rises and dampens his hair...
[05:57] Eurynome
He'll have his lips slightly parted,
[05:59] ---
and the heat will have his
cheeks red like rose petals...
[06:03] Eurynome
Thank you!
[06:04] N
And Eurynome goes down.
[06:08] Dantalion
Well, she can't get in the
bath bleeding that much.
[06:12] Mullin
Weren't you supposed to be all
refined in your imagination?
[06:16] Beelzebub
See you later, then.
[06:18] Mullin
Okay, take your time.
[06:20] Mullin
It's kind of cute to see girls
pass through curtains like that.
[06:22] Sargatanas
Your Highness, do you have a second?
[06:26] Astaroth
Anyway, let's get in.
[06:29] Mullin
Astaroth-sama's marks from being
tied up are still there...
[06:32] Astaroth
Let's get in that bath.
[06:34] N
He was beat up all morning,
[06:36] N
being punished for the bath thing.
[06:47] Mullin
I thought this whole thing
was idiotic, at first,
[06:49] Mullin
but it might be nice to get in a big bath
like this on the way home from work.
SIGN The water's nice.
[06:54] Mullin
Yes.
[07:00] Mullin
Your signs are water-resistant, huh?
SIGN Yeah.
[07:04] Mullin
How are you even writing those anyway?
[07:08] N
Some sort of shorthand?
Maybe something magical?
SIGN Shorthand?
SIGN Magic...?
[07:12] Astaroth
I wonder if Bell and the others
have gotten in already.
[07:15] Astaroth
Kind of get a little excited to know girls
are taking a bath right next door, right?
[07:20] Mullin
What are you going on about?
[07:23] Astaroth
Right now, the girls are...
[07:25] Gocchin
Wow, you're big, Bell.
[07:30] Beelzebub
So are you, Gocchin.
[07:33] Gocchin
Hey, Bell, could I touch them for a second?
[07:37] Beelzebub
Huh? S-Sure...
[07:44] Gocchin
Fluff.
[07:45] Gocchin
W-Wow...
[07:47] Gocchin
So smooth and soft...
[07:50] Beelzebub
Gocchin, you're so silly.
[07:52] Beelzebub
It's my turn, now.
[07:55] Beelzebub
Here I go.
[07:58] Astaroth
Something like that is definitely going on.
[08:02] Mullin
Wow! Your pecs are amazing, Bro!
[08:05] Mullin
Could I touch them for a second?
[08:07] Mullin
They're hard as a rock!
[08:08] Molech
Mine are pretty amazing, too!
[08:10] Mullin
Hey, Molech-san, why are you so buff?
[08:13] Molech
Gaze upon me as much as you'd like!
[08:14] Molech
Jump rope is an amazing thing!
[08:17] Astaroth
Do you men not dream?!
[08:19] N
Bath dreams.
[08:22] Astaroth
In any event, Azazel,
Bell's are pretty nice,
[08:26] ---
but Belphegor's aren't too bad either, huh?
SIGN Why are you asking me?
[08:30] Mullin
Hey, stop talking about stuff like that!
[08:33] Molech
Boobs are nice!
[08:35] Dantalion
Senpai, please stop being stupid.
[08:38] Astaroth
Eurynome's aren't that large,
[08:40] ---
but they've got a nice shape.
[08:43] Astaroth
And Sacchan...
[08:45] Astaroth
Sacchan...
[08:47] Astaroth
Sacchan... I hope you're not feeling too
bad about yourself in the bath right now.
[08:50] Mullin
Someone's going to punch you, you know?
[08:53] Mullin
You're not in high school.
[08:54] Mullin
Who cares about boobs?
[08:56] Astaroth
You know, I've always been about the
boobs, and after staying away from them,
[09:00] ---
I think I'm all about the boobs again.
[09:02] Astaroth
I'm back onto the boobs, you see?
[09:04] Mullin
Stop trying to talk about this
like it's a serious subject!
[09:06] Astaroth
You're getting all red.
[09:08] Astaroth
You're seriously shy, aren't you?
[09:10] Astaroth
I'm kind of worried about you, actually.
[09:12] Astaroth
You haven't touched any
boobs before, have you?
[09:15] Mullin
Why do you care?!
[09:16] Astaroth
You seriously haven't?
[09:18] Astaroth
Didn't you ever talk about how
[09:20] ---
upper arms feel like boobs,
back in school?
[09:22] Mullin
I don't know!
[09:24] Molech
Then do you like butts, Mullin?!
[09:25] Molech
Or maybe hip bones?!
[09:26] Mullin
That's not what I meant...
[09:28] N
He's going to go into Gestaltzerfall...
[09:31] Mullin
Jeez...
[09:38] Dantalion
You know,
[09:40] ---
there's that saying that the fat on the
upper arm feels similar to that of boobs,
[09:44] ---
but there's no way
they're even close to similar.
[09:49] N
It's just an urban legend.
[09:53] Mullin
What are you doing, Astaroth-sama?
[09:55] Astaroth
Shh...
[09:56] Astaroth
I was thinking I might be able
to peak into the women's side.
[09:58] Mullin
What?!
[09:59] Astaroth
The divider is pretty tall,
[10:01] ---
and I don't think I can go out the window...
[10:03] Mullin
Wait...
[10:04] Mullin
Did this guy add some sort
of hole or way to see them?
SIGN No... Well, it is possible...
[10:11] Astaroth
That's rude!
[10:12] Astaroth
This is a normal bath.
[10:14] Astaroth
If I used some tricks to spy on
them, then it wouldn't be fun!
[10:16] Astaroth
Do you not know the satisfaction
of tenacity and hard work in achieving a goal?!
[10:21] Mullin
If only he wasn't talking
about spying on girls,
[10:23] ---
that would have sounded pretty good.
SIGN I know, right?
[10:25] Astaroth
There's no way to spy on them at all!
[10:29] Astaroth
Why did I build this bath?!
[10:31] Mullin
You built a bath to spy on the
girls that you got to come to it?
[10:34] Mullin
That's a pretty aggressive way of thinking...
[10:36] Astaroth
Do you not want to see a fully unclad Bell?
[10:38] Mullin
No.
[10:39] Astaroth
Do you know how rare that is?
[10:42] Mullin
I've kind of see that before, though.
[10:45] Mullin
You know, I went to go wake up Her Highness
all the time for the first few days I started,
[10:51] Mullin
but now she wakes up on her own.
[10:54] Mullin
I wonder if she's going to sleep earlier.
[10:56] Astaroth
That's it!
[10:57] Astaroth
Large baths sometimes have
[10:58] ---
the water connected between the men's and
women's side underneath the divider, right?!
SIGN Men's bath
[11:02] Mullin
Hold on!
[11:04] Mullin
Why are you diving down?!
[11:05] Molech
Are we having a diving contest?!
[11:08] Mullin
Are you trying to get to the other side?
[11:09] Mullin
I doubt there's any gap...
[11:11] Dantalion
Just leave them be.
[11:13] Mullin
But...
SIGN Mullin, there's a Jacuzzi bath over there.
[11:16] Mullin
Seriously?
SIGN Over there.
[11:17] N
Amount of worry less than Jacuzzi
SIGN Amount of worry < Jacuzzi
[11:26] Mullin
Isn't it hard to figure out exactly
where to put the jets in a Jacuzzi?
SIGN Yeah, but you kind of figure it out anyway.
[11:33] N
It doesn't quite reach
the shoulders and back.
[11:49] Molech
You're done already?!
[11:51] N
Out of breath.
[11:56] Astaroth
Where am I?!
[11:57] Mullin
You're awake?
[11:58] Mullin
You must really want to
spy on the women's bath.
[12:01] Astaroth
Of course I do!
[12:03] Mullin
Don't cry. It's pathetic.
[12:07] Astaroth
God made boobs, you know?
[12:11] Astaroth
You could say that looking at
them in wonder is our duty.
[12:16] Astaroth
Whether they be small or large,
they're a treasure upon this world.
[12:20] Astaroth
Why feel shame about wanting to admire them?
[12:23] Mullin
No, that's something you
should feel shame about.
[12:24] N
God would be angry, too.
[12:27] Astaroth
Oh yeah, I need to get out quickly.
[12:29] Mullin
What's the hurry?
[12:31] Astaroth
If I can't spy on them in the bath, then I need
to do it while they're changing, at least!
[12:35] Mullin
Are you crazy?
[12:36] N
Now he's being straight!
[12:38] Mullin
Stop it!
[12:39] Mullin
You know this is illegal, right?
[12:40] Astaroth
Shh!
[12:40] Astaroth
Be quiet!
[12:42] Mullin
Actually, the women's bath is pretty quiet,
[12:44] Mullin
considering we were pretty
loud in the men's bath...
[12:54] Astaroth
Those are some pretty legs.
[12:57] Beelzebub
Sargatanas was correct...
[13:00] Mullin
Your Highness!
[13:01] Beelzebub
She was saying that Astaroth
was going to try and spy on us,
[13:03] ---
so it'd be better if we didn't get in yet.
[13:06] Beelzebub
But I didn't think that you, Mullin,
would do the same thing as Astaroth!
[13:12] Mullin
No, Your Highness!
[13:14] Mullin
There's a reason why I—
[13:16] Mullin
You've got it wrong, Your Highness!
[13:19] Sargatanas
In any event, let's enjoy
the bath, Your Highness.
[13:23] Beelzebub
Yes, I think it'll be great.
[13:25] Gocchin
I'm glad Azazel-sama wasn't with them.
[13:28] Mullin
Your Highness!
[13:30] Astaroth
Sacchan really ties you up well...
[13:34] Dantalion
All idiots.
[13:35] N
The gym was properly
opened on a future day.
SIGN Coffee Milk
SIGN Fruit Milk
[13:48] Mullin
I want to disappear.
[13:51] Astaroth
I'm sorry, Mullin.
[13:53] Astaroth
I got a little carried away in the bath, is all.
[13:57] Mullin
You can see girls naked without spying
on them in the bath anyway, right?
[14:05] Mullin
You're always with a
bunch of different girls.
[14:09] Astaroth
It's a different kind of feeling.
[14:12] Astaroth
You just don't get it.
[14:14] Mullin
Just stop it already!
[14:23] Beelzebub
The Pomeranian I saw on
TV yesterday was so cute!
[14:29] Caim
A Pomeranian, huh?
[14:31] Gocchin
The same as Mitarashi-chan, huh?
[14:33] Beelzebub
Mitarashi?
[14:34] Gocchin
Yeah, Mullin-kun's dog...
[14:38] Beelzebub
Mullin's dog?!
[14:40] Gocchin
Huh?
[14:41] Caim
Is there something wrong, Your Highness?
[14:43] Beelzebub
Mullin has a dog?!
[14:45] Gocchin
I guess it's his family's dog?
[14:48] Gocchin
I'm not sure.
[14:49] Beelzebub
There's a dog at his family's house?!
[14:51] Gocchin
Why are you so surprised?!
SIGN I Want to Learn More...
[15:00] Beelzebub
Gocchin, why do you know
so much about Mullin?
[15:04] Gocchin
I don't know that much.
[15:06] Gocchin
I just happened to talk to him
about it last time I saw him.
[15:10] Caim
You don't talk to your assistant about
that sort of thing, Your Highness?
[15:14] Beelzebub
No, I don't ask him anything
about his personal life...
[15:18] Gocchin
You don't?
[15:19] Beelzebub
Well, I thought I'd be
infringing on his privacy
[15:22] Beelzebub
or it'd be some form of harassment if I did.
[15:26] N
A boss that is a bit too cautious.
[15:30] Gocchin
I think you can talk about stuff like that.
[15:33] Gocchin
I talk to Caim-san about a lot of stuff, too.
[15:36] Caim
Yes, a lot of stuff.
[15:39] Beelzebub
I see.
[15:45] Beelzebub
So you have a dog? I heard about it from Gocchin.
[15:50] Mullin
Yeah, at my parents' house.
[15:53] Mullin
It saddens me taht I only get to
see my dog once in a while.
[15:56] Mullin
Mitarashi looks like a mitarashi dango,
[15:58] ---
so that's how we came up with the name.
[16:00] Mullin
Really cute, right?
[16:03] Beelzebub
So fluffy...
[16:06] Beelzebub
Just from looking, I'd say this
is around 85 points, close to 90.
[16:10] Beelzebub
A killer furball weapon!
[16:14] Mullin
That doesn't feel like a compliment.
[16:16] Mullin
When I go home, he wags his
tail so much when he sees me.
[16:19] Beelzebub
I'm sure Mitarashi-chan misses you.
[16:24] Mullin
Well, my little sisters
take him on walks now.
[16:27] Beelzebub
Little sisters?!
[16:28] Mullin
I didn't tell you?
[16:30] Mullin
They're twins, about yea big.
[16:32] Beelzebub
Twins?!
[16:35] Beelzebub
Twin sisters...
[16:37] Beelzebub
Mullin...
[16:39] Beelzebub
You're a big brother, huh?
[16:42] Mullin
Yes. That's right.
[16:51] Beelzebub
Could I call you big onii-chan?
[16:53] Mullin
Huh?!
[16:59] Astaroth
You look bored.
[17:01] Beelzebub
I'm fine.
[17:05] Beelzebub
Why are you lying on me, anyway?!
[17:08] Astaroth
It makes me feel better.
[17:10] Astaroth
Ow...
[17:11] Beelzebub
I don't know anything about Mullin.
[17:15] Astaroth
That's surprising.
[17:17] Astaroth
I was expecting you to ask
him anything and everything.
[17:20] Beelzebub
Well, I don't want to pry.
[17:23] Astaroth
You don't want him to dislike you, huh?
[17:26] Astaroth
Hey, Bell.
[17:28] Astaroth
You don't ask me a lot of things either,
[17:30] ---
because you don't want
me to dislike you, right?
[17:32] Beelzebub
Well, there's nothing I
really want to ask you.
[17:34] Astaroth
Don't be so brutally honest, Bell.
[17:37] N
She doesn't care at all.
[17:40] Astaroth
You know, there's a lot of things
you don't know about someone,
[17:43] ---
even if you think you do.
[17:46] Beelzebub
That happens to you, too, Astaroth?
[17:47] Astaroth
More like you know less than you actually do.
[17:51] Beelzebub
Is that how it works?
[17:55] Astaroth
I wonder why women suddenly
decide to get married.
[18:01] Astaroth
They bring it up out of nowhere...
[18:03] Astaroth
So what was I to them?
[18:06] Beelzebub
I have no clue what you're talking about.
[18:08] N
Women give no warning.
[18:12] Astaroth
Why not try practice
asking questions with me?
[18:15] Beelzebub
There's nothing I want to ask you.
[18:18] Astaroth
Well, I'll ask you questions and
you can see how it's done, then.
[18:21] Astaroth
Let's have a lesson with your big brother.
[18:23] Beelzebub
Okay.
[18:25] Astaroth
What's your favorite color?
[18:26] Beelzebub
White.
[18:28] Astaroth
What do you like to drink?
[18:29] Beelzebub
Plum kelp tea and soy milk.
[18:31] Astaroth
Have you seen any movies lately?
[18:32] Beelzebub
I saw I Miss You, White Gossamer.
[18:35] Astaroth
What color panties are you wearing—
SIGN Astaroth Police 24!
[18:38] N
Astaroth Police 24!
[18:46] Mullin
Your Highness, good work today.
[18:49] Mullin
About tomorrow...
[18:51] Beelzebub
I should ask something.
[18:53] Beelzebub
What he likes to eat...
[18:53] Mullin
The event location for the dinner
tomorrow has been changed.
[18:55] Beelzebub
What his favorite color is...
[18:56] Beelzebub
His blood type...
[18:58] Beelzebub
No, I can't.
[18:59] ---
He might think I'm trying to look up our
compatibility if I ask him his blood type!
[19:02] Mullin
Your Highness, are you listening?
[19:04] Beelzebub
I am!
[19:06] Beelzebub
What did you eat for breakfast this morning?
[19:09] Beelzebub
What do you do on your days off?
[19:12] Beelzebub
There are so many things I want to ask.
[19:15] Beelzebub
I want to ask everything.
[19:16] Beelzebub
I want to know everything.
[19:19] Beelzebub
But...
[19:21] Beelzebub
I'm a bit scared to know
everything about him.
[19:26] Beelzebub
Mullin on his days off...
[19:28] Beelzebub
He might be going out with
someone I'm not aware of.
[19:30] Beelzebub
He might be a completely different person.
[19:34] Beelzebub
I don't think I'd want to know that.
[19:39] Beelzebub
I want to know everything, but then, why...
[19:44] Beelzebub
Maybe I'll ask something different.
[19:47] Beelzebub
U-Um...
[19:48] Mullin
Yes?
[19:50] Beelzebub
Um... I...
[19:52] Mullin
Yes?
[19:53] Beelzebub
Um... Um...
[19:57] Beelzebub
What are you going to do when you get home?
[20:00] Beelzebub
What time do you go to bed?
[20:02] Beelzebub
Do you watch TV?
[20:04] Beelzebub
Is there a show you like?
[20:07] Beelzebub
Or do you go out?
[20:10] Beelzebub
Are you spending time with anyone...
[20:13] Beelzebub
I should just ask, but I just can't say it.
[20:17] (Flashback) Astaroth
What do you like to drink?
[20:19] (Flashback) Astaroth
Have you seen any movies lately?
[20:21] Beelzebub
That's right.
[20:22] Beelzebub
I should just ask normally like Astaroth did.
[20:25] Beelzebub
Um...
[20:27] Beelzebub
Today...
[20:28] Mullin
Yes?
[20:29] Beelzebub
What color underwear are you wearing?!
[20:34] Mullin
What?
[20:37] Beelzebub
I-I messed up!
[20:39] Beelzebub
He got into my head!
[20:43] Beelzebub
U-Um... That's not what I...
[20:47] Mullin
Black, I think...
[20:53] Beelzebub
I... see...
[20:56] N
And then Her Highness thought to herself,
[20:59] ---
"Maybe I don't need to know everything..."
[22:48] Gocchin
What's going on?
[22:58] N
And when she passed through the tunnel...
SIGN Bichon Frise
[23:02] N
Old English Sheepdog
[23:03] [SONG] N
Samoyed
SIGN Chow Chow
SIGN Pomeranian
[23:16] Gocchin
Amazing! All the fluffy dogs Bell loves are here.
[23:28] Beelzebub
So fluffy... Fluffy...
[23:29] N
And it was heaven.
SIGN I Want to Say "Cute."
SIGN Let's Go to the Beach.
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