3 - Former Angel with Wings. / The Assistant, a Complete Sadist

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[00:05] Beelzebub
    Today's snack is a castella.
[00:26] Beelzebub
    You want something salty after
    you eat something sweet.
[00:33] Mullin
    What?!
[00:34] Beelzebub
    Plunk.
[00:36] Beelzebub
    Clack, clack.
[00:39] ---
    Chew, chew, chew...
[00:44] Beelzebub
    You want something sweet after
    you eat something salty.
[00:54] Beelzebub
    I know!
[00:56] Beelzebub
    Chew, chew.
[01:08] Beelzebub
    Now I can eat forever.
[01:12] Mullin
    This isn't good!
SIGN    Former Angel With Wings.
[02:50] Mullin
    Well then, your Highness,
[02:52] Mullin
    I'll put the details together
    for the inspection in writing.
[02:56] Beelzebub
    Thank you.
[02:58] N
    Lunch time.
[02:59] N
    Mullin has come to a café with
    Beelzebub while doing some work.
[03:04] Beelzebub
    I'm sorry about this.
[03:06] Beelzebub
    I'm sure it feels like work to you,
    having to eat lunch with a superior.
[03:11] Mullin
    No, it's a new experience. It's fun.
[03:14] Beelzebub
    Really?
[03:16] Beelzebub
    I'm glad.
[03:24] Beelzebub
    Yum.
[03:26] Mullin
    You know she's a serious person at her core.
[03:31] Mullin
    I never thought I'd be having
    lunch with her Highness alone.
[03:35] Mullin
    I don't feel worthy.
[03:39] Mullin
    U-Um...
[03:41] Mullin
    The atmosphere is nice here.
[03:45] Beelzebub
    Gocchin told me about this place.
[03:47] Mullin
    Really?
[03:50] R
    Here you are.
[03:52] R
    The parfait dessert you ordered.
[04:14] Mullin
    Is it good?
[04:15] Beelzebub
    It is!
[04:18] Mullin
    Your Highness, you have some on your cheek.
[04:25] Beelzebub
    Act like you never saw that.
SIGN    mumble mumble
[04:28] Mullin
    You don't have to get so embarrassed.
[04:30] Beelzebub
    Oh, Mullin! You have some
    dust on your shoulder!
[04:33] Mullin
    Huh?
[04:34] Mullin
    You're right.
[04:36] Beelzebub
    Fluffy...
[04:38] Mullin
    You can't have it.
[04:40] Mullin
    You don't have to be so desperate.
[04:42] N
    It looked quite fluffy.
[04:46] Mullin
    I'll give it to you next
    time I find some dust.
[04:49] Beelzebub
    It's a promise, Mullin!
[04:51] Mullin
    Uh-huh.
[04:53] Mullin
    I never thought I'd get to
    spend my lunch like this.
[04:57] Mullin
    Her Highness seems like
    she's having fun, too.
[04:59] R
    Say "Ah"!
[05:01] R2
    Ah!
[05:02] R
    Is it good?
[05:03] R2
    Yeah! Give me another bite!
[05:06] Mullin
    It's my first time seeing someone
    actually do the "Say 'Ah!'" thing!
[05:10] Mullin
    It's the big city, after all.
[05:11] Mullin
    This isn't just a café
    with a good atmosphere.
[05:14] Mullin
    It might be a date spot with good atmosphere!
[05:17] Mullin
    This isn't good. I'm all embarrassed now.
[05:21] Mullin
    P-Pretty crazy.
[05:23] Mullin
    I want to go home.
[05:30] Beelzebub
    You want some, too, Mullin?
[05:34] Mullin
    No way!
[05:36] Mullin
    What's going on?!
[05:37] Mullin
    It's her Highness we're talking about,
[05:39] ---
    so I'm sure she really just
    wants me to have some.
[05:43] Mullin
    But I mean that's her spoon.
[05:47] Mullin
    Is it okay for me to just eat off her spoon?
[05:49] Mullin
    Am I weird for thinking about that?
[05:51] Mullin
    Is this normal?
[05:53] Mullin
    I've only ever shared
    utensils with my mom.
[05:58] (Flashback) Mullin
    Hey, I was using that cup!
[06:00] (Flashback) Mom
    I'm your mom. Who cares?
[06:02] (Flashback) Mom
    You worry too much.
[06:03] (Flashback) Mullin
    Of course I would!
[06:09] Beelzebub
    If you don't want any, that's fine.
SIGN    Nom
[06:14] Mullin
    I'm sorry.
[06:18] Mullin
    That made me nervous.
SIGN    Chew
    Chew
SIGN    Chew
    Chew
[06:23] Mullin
    Now that I see her up close,
    she's really pretty.
[06:29] Mullin
    I mean, I usually have no clue
    what she's thinking, but...
SIGN    Hmph
[06:37] Beelzebub
    You already turned me down,
    so I'm not giving you any.
[06:41] Mullin
    She's so cute!
[06:42] N
    That gap in personality.
[06:45] Beelzebub
    That was a nice change of pace.
[06:48] Mullin
    I'm kind of tired.
[06:54] Mullin
    What's with the commotion?
[06:55] Mullin
    Huh?
[06:58] Mullin
    An angel? He has wings.
[07:00] Astaroth
    It's the happiest day in my life,
    meeting an angel like you.
[07:05] R2
    I'm a demon.
[07:07] Mullin
    They're not wings. He put those on...
[07:11] Astaroth
    Bel!
[07:12] Astaroth
    Beelzebub!
[07:14] Mullin
    Does he know you?
[07:16] Astaroth
    I've missed you.
[07:17] Astaroth
    Your big brother's been so busy.
[07:20] Mullin
    Big brother?
[07:22] Mullin
    He's her Highness' big brother?!
[07:23] Astaroth
    Well, more like a "big brother"
    type of relationship.
[07:27] Mullin
    Type of relationship?
[07:29] Beelzebub
    What a creep...
[07:31] Mullin
    She looks genuinely upset.
[07:36] Beelzebub
    Mullin, this is Astaroth, a former angel.
[07:40] Astaroth
    You can be more friendly than that.
[07:42] Astaroth
    I'm your older brother, right?
SIGN    Former Seraph, Demon
    Astaroth
[07:44] Mullin
    He's a big shot.
[07:46] Mullin
    Um, Astaroth-sama,
    what's up with those wings?
[07:50] Astaroth
    These?
[07:51] Astaroth
    The girls love them.
[07:54] Astaroth
    They bring out more of
    my beauty, as well.
[07:55] Mullin
    I see...
[07:57] Mullin
    What kind of pick-up tactic is that?
[07:59] Astaroth
    Also...
[08:02] Astaroth
    Bel, come on.
[08:05] Mullin
    She's trying super hard to hold back.
[08:06] N
    Stuck between desire and reason.
[08:09] Astaroth
    So are you Bel's new assistant?
[08:13] Mullin
    Y-Yes, my name is Mullin.
[08:15] Astaroth
    I've heard rumors.
[08:17] Astaroth
    You're a lot more boring-looking
    that I thought.
[08:18] Mullin
    I see...
[08:20] Astaroth
    Maybe you could borrow these.
[08:22] Astaroth
    They might spruce you up a bit.
[08:24] Mullin
    I'm fine.
[08:25] Astaroth
    I have no clue if the ladies would like
    you any more if you put them on, though.
[08:32] Beelzebub
    So fluffy...
[08:34] Astaroth
    Hey, Bel! That's no fair!
[08:35] N
    And she changes her tune.
[08:38] Astaroth
    I can't believe that Bel likes
    that shrimp more than me.
[08:42] Astaroth
    Damn you! How did you manage to win Bel over?!
[08:45] Astaroth
    Was it fluffy stuff?!
[08:46] Astaroth
    You used some crazy fluffy
    stuff to get her, didn't you?!
[08:47] Mullin
    What do you mean, "crazy fluffy stuff"?
[08:50] Mullin
    I haven't done anything!
[08:51] Astaroth
    I adore Bel so much more.
[08:55] Astaroth
    I traded diaries with her everyday!
SIGN    Here's today's
    entry
[08:57] Astaroth
    I sang her lullabies!
[08:59] Astaroth
    And during the war between Hell and Heaven,
[09:01] Astaroth
    Bel sided with Lucifer,
    so I fell to Hell with her!
[09:04] N
    Pretty strong love.
[09:05] Astaroth
    When I first met her...
[09:08] Astaroth
    Yes, it was when we were both angels still...
[09:19] (Flashback) Beelzebub
    Fluffy.
[09:21] (Flashback) Beelzebub
    Fluffy.
[09:26] Astaroth
    She was so focused on tearing off pieces
    of clouds and feeling their fluffiness,
[09:29] Astaroth
    and when I saw her like that,
[09:31] Astaroth
    I just knew I had to protect her.
[09:34] Beelzebub
    I was really into that back then.
[09:36] Mullin
    Your Highness...
[09:38] Mullin
    Still, I'm curious what she was
    like when she was an angel...
[09:42] Astaroth
    Bel back then was pretty cute.
[09:45] Astaroth
    She's cute now, too, though.
[09:46] Beelzebub
    Let go of me.
[09:48] Beelzebub
    Mullin, let's go home.
[09:51] Astaroth
    I have to get back, too.
[09:52] Astaroth
    My subordinates are
    going to kill me.
[10:00] Beelzebub
    Mullin?
[10:02] Beelzebub
    What's wrong?
[10:04] Mullin
    Oh, nothing.
[10:05] Mullin
    I was just thinking you
    two look good together.
[10:08] Mullin
    You're both rather attractive, so you know...
[10:11] Beelzebub
    Huh?
[10:14] Astaroth
    Really?
[10:17] Astaroth
    You've got good taste, Mirin-kun.
[10:19] Mullin
    It's Mullin.
[10:21] Astaroth
    I didn't expect him to tell it like it is.
[10:26] Beelzebub
    Mullin, I'm sorry.
[10:29] Beelzebub
    I'm going to go home by myself.
[10:30] Mullin
    Your Highness!
[10:31] Mullin
    Wait!
[10:32] ---
    Hold on.
[10:33] Astaroth
    I'll go.
[10:34] Mullin
    Huh?
[10:35] Astaroth
    You head back on your own.
[11:28] Astaroth
    Bel, what's wrong?
[11:31] Beelzebub
    Leave me alone.
[11:33] Astaroth
    Did you get mad because I'm so persistent?
[11:35] Astaroth
    Sorry, I was just so happy to see you again.
[11:40] Beelzebub
    No, that's not it.
[11:42] Astaroth
    Why, then?
[11:46] Beelzebub
    I don't know.
[11:48] Beelzebub
    I don't know, but when Mullin
    said we looked good together...
[11:52] Beelzebub
    I don't know why, but it made me sad.
[11:57] Astaroth
    I guess you hate me that much, huh?
[12:05] Beelzebub
    I had a good time eating lunch with Mullin,
[12:09] Beelzebub
    and then I got really sad...
[12:15] Beelzebub
    Wh-What do you want?
[12:18] Astaroth
    Bel, you're cute.
[12:21] Astaroth
    You really are.
[12:24] Astaroth
    You've become really cute since
    the last time I saw you.
[12:37] (Flashback) Astaroth
    Your brother's kind of lonely over here.
[12:41] (Flashback) Beelzebub
    Again, who ever said you're my brother?
[12:53] Beelzebub
    I'll see you later.
[12:55] Beelzebub
    You should get back to work.
[12:57] Astaroth
    No problem.
[13:03] Astaroth
    Mullin, huh?
[13:09] Beelzebub
    Sorry I'm late.
[13:11] Mullin
    Welcome back.
[13:13] Mullin
    Where did you go?
[13:15] Mullin
    I was worried.
[13:17] Beelzebub
    I'm sorry.
[13:24] Mullin
    Your Highness, next time we go
    on a visitation again,
[13:27] ---
    let's go to lunch.
[13:29] Beelzebub
    Huh?
[13:31] Beelzebub
    Sure!
[13:33] Mullin
    Now, let's get to work.
[13:35] Mullin
    We have stuff to do this
    afternoon, your Highness.
[13:41] Beelzebub
    Right...
[13:50] N
    Hell, that is where demons do their duty.
[14:04] Beelzebub
    This plum kombu tea is really good.
[14:07] Mullin
    I'm glad you like it.
[14:08] Mullin
    I thought it'd be good to have
     for when you get peckish.
[14:10] N
    Pandemonium is the
    administrative body for Hell.
[14:15] ---
    The staff are, in fact, public servants
    of the demon world.
[14:19] Astaroth
    I'd like some cocoa.
[14:22] A
    I'll have milk tea.
[14:23] B
    I'll have a matcha latte.
[14:25] Both
    Go away.
SIGN    The Assistant, a Complete Sadist.
[14:32] Both
    Bye!
[14:37] Astaroth
    The assistants in Pandemonium...
[14:40] Astaroth
    They're like secretaries or aides.
[14:43] Astaroth
    They're the closest assistants to
    the lords they're assigned to.
[14:48] Astaroth
    Mullin is Bel's new assistant.
[14:51] Astaroth
    He's dull.
[14:52] Astaroth
    I mean, he's just your typical guy.
[14:56] Astaroth
    But it might be better than someone
    with too much personality.
[15:02] Astaroth
    If it was some cooler knight-like guy...
[15:06] Astaroth
    I want to protect you from
    the acidity in plumb tea.
SIGN    Lifts her chin for some reason
[15:09] Beelzebub
    What are you talking about?
[15:15] Astaroth
    If he was someone that
    acted more as her butler...
[15:21] Astaroth
    Gets on top of her for no reason
[15:22] Mullin
    Here's your plum kombu tea.
[15:24] Beelzebub
    Who are you?
[15:25] Astaroth
    Mirin, I'm glad you're boring!
[15:28] Mullin
    Are you trying to insult me?
[15:32] Mullin
    Here's your cocoa.
[15:33] Astaroth
    You actually got it for me?
[15:35] Mullin
    I guess I did.
[15:41] Astaroth
    He's nice.
[15:50] Mullin
    Your Highness, regarding our
    upcoming plans on this matter...
[15:53] Astaroth
    He plans ahead.
[15:55] Mullin
    That's a cute pen.
[15:58] Beelzebub
    I got it yesterday.
[16:00] Mullin
    You've got good taste, your Highness.
[16:02] Astaroth
    Gives women compliments without thinking...
[16:04] Astaroth
    Hold on... He might have really
    good boyfriend potential.
SIGN    Boyfriend Potential
[16:09] N
    Boyfriend Potential Scouter.
[16:11] Astaroth
    Hold on a second. That's all normal.
[16:14] Astaroth
    I walk on the vehicle side
    of the road and stuff, too.
[16:16] Astaroth
    I notice right away when a girl cuts her hair, too.
[16:18] Mullin
    Your Highness, did you take
    a look at these documents?
[16:22] Beelzebub
    I was about to do that.
[16:25] Astaroth
    She doesn't want to do it,
    now that she was told about it, huh?
[16:29] Mullin
    What's this hedgehog doing here?!
[16:32] Mullin
    You've brought in yet another thing.
[16:34] Mullin
    Who's going to take care of it?
[16:36] Beelzebub
    But its stomach is all soft.
[16:39] Mullin
    Put it back where you found it!
[16:41] Astaroth
    No, this is "Mom Potential"!
SIGN    Boyfriend Potential
SIGN    Big Brother Potential
SIGN    Mom Potential
[16:45] Astaroth
    Now I'm not worried.
[16:46] N
    Mom Potential Scouter.
[16:49] N
    Today's snack is strawberry daifuku.
SIGN    Pandemonium Staff Store
SIGN    Blah
[17:01] Astaroth
    What's wrong? Why are you upset?
[17:04] Beelzebub
    Because you're so persistent.
[17:07] Astaroth
    You're cute when you're mad, too.
[17:10] Astaroth
    You sounded like a cat just now.
[17:13] Mullin
    She doesn't like you because you're so clingy.
[17:15] Astaroth
    I get clingy because she's so cute.
[17:18] Mullin
    Yeah, but...
[17:20] Mullin
    You should just leave instead
    of making your home here.
[17:23] Astaroth
    I'll leave if Bel comes to my office.
[17:27] Astaroth
    I don't want to work unless I'm with girls.
[17:31] Beelzebub
    You already have a girl
    that'll stay with you.
[17:36] Mullin
    Really?
[17:38] Astaroth
    She's my assistant!
[17:39] Beelzebub
    She's cute.
[17:41] Astaroth
    No, she isn't!
[17:42] Astaroth
    Even the demons of Cocytus would
    run from her butt-naked!
[17:44] Astaroth
    She's cold-hearted and...
[17:50] Sargatanas
    I've found you.
[17:51] Sargatanas
    Astaroth-sama, I've come to get you.
[17:57] Astaroth
    Sacchan, I give! I give!
[17:59] Astaroth
    I'm sorry! Forgive me!
[18:01] Sargatanas
    I will not.
[18:03] Mullin
    What's going on?!
[18:04] Mullin
    She fired a gun, right?
[18:06] Sargatanas
    Your Highness, Beelzebub,
[18:08] Sargatanas
    I'm sorry that my idiot master
    has caused you trouble.
[18:10] Sargatanas
    I will take him back.
[18:12] Beelzebub
    Thank you.
[18:13] Mullin
    Your Highness, who is she?
[18:17] Beelzebub
    She's Astaroth's guardian, Sargatanas.
SIGN    Finance Department
    Sargatanas
[18:21] Astaroth
    This is not a proper guardian!
[18:23] Astaroth
    She's a crazy, psycho guardian!
[18:26] Sargatanas
    What was that?
[18:27] Astaroth
    A crazy, good guardian?
[18:30] Sargatanas
    Now, apologize to everyone.
[18:33] Astaroth
    That shouldn't be the attitude
    you have towards your superior.
[18:35] Mullin
    What's up with their relationship...
[18:37] N
    Extremely intense assistant power.
[18:40] Mullin
    What are you going to do about this?
[18:44] Sargatanas
    It's fine.
[18:45] Sargatanas
    I'll make arrangements to
    compensate immediately.
[18:47] Sargatanas
    I'm with the finance department.
[18:50] Sargatanas
    I have prepared a special secret fund
    for damages to facilities that occur
[18:54] ---
    when I have to retrieve Astaroth.
[18:56] Mullin
    You expect to cause damage?!
[18:58] Mullin
    But couldn't you take him back more peacefully?
[19:02] Sargatanas
    I enjoy doing it this way.
[19:04] Mullin
    She admitted it.
[19:04] N
    What refreshing honesty.
[19:08] Mullin
    Sargatanas-san is quite cool and collected.
[19:11] Mullin
    She's rather tough with her superior.
[19:13] Mullin
    She's kind of scary, but kind of cool, too.
[19:15] Mullin
    Cool, but in a different way from Bro.
SIGN    Paaaaaa
[19:24] Sargatanas
    I'm sorry! I didn't mean to scare you!
[19:27] Sargatanas
    There, there!
[19:27] Astaroth
    Don't you feel bad for me up here?
[19:29] Astaroth
    Why are you...
[19:31] Mullin
    And kind of like Bro, in a way!
[19:34] Sargatanas
    I ask that you do not tell any
    other staff about my hobbies.
[19:40] Mullin
    Okay, I won't!
[19:42] Astaroth
    Hey, Sacchan...
[19:44] Astaroth
    I'd be happy if you could
    be nicer to me, too.
[19:48] Sargatanas
    What?
[19:49] Astaroth
    Well, it'd be nice if you
    could, at least, smile a bit.
[19:54] Mullin
    He acts like he reports to her...
[19:57] Astaroth
    It'd be nice if you could just
    say "let's go back" nicely.
[20:01] Sargatanas
    Let's go back.
SIGN    Smile...
[20:02] Mullin
    Scary!
[20:04] Astaroth
    I could see getting tied up if I was a girl.
[20:09] Astaroth
    It'd look good, then, at least!
[20:12] Mullin
    Stop thinking about her Highness!
[20:15] Astaroth
    Well, some girls wouldn't look good, though.
[20:20] N
    Completely flat.
[20:23] Mullin
    You shouldn't watch, your Highness.
[20:24] Beelzebub
    Huh?
[20:25] Mullin
    He's really dumb.
[20:32] Sargatanas
    Excuse us, your Highness.
[20:34] Astaroth
    See you later, Bel.
[20:37] Beelzebub
    Don't come back now, ya hear?
[20:39] Mullin
    Maybe he was running from that girl,
[20:42] ---
    and not trying to cozy up here.
[20:45] Mullin
    You said she was cute,
[20:47] Mullin
    but she's a complete sadist...
[20:49] Mullin
    I mean, Sargatanas-san
    was calm and collected.
[20:53] Beelzebub
    Sargatanas, huh?
[20:56] Beelzebub
    She's cute.
[21:00] Sargatanas
    Walk quickly.
[21:02] Astaroth
    I'm not your dog on a walk.
[21:06] Sargatanas
    Dogs are smarter than you.
[21:07] Astaroth
    That's mean.
[21:13] Astaroth
    Well, you always find me.
[21:17] Astaroth
    I like you, Sacchan.
[21:26] Sargatanas
    I-I don't do it for you.
[21:29] Sargatanas
    It's for our work.
[21:31] Astaroth
    Uh-huh.
[21:33] Sargatanas
    You're really dumb.
[21:36] Astaroth
    Why's that?
[21:39] Beelzebub
    Mullin!
[21:40] Beelzebub
    Get me more plum kombu tea!
[21:42] Mullin
    You're drinking too much!
[21:43] Mullin
    You won't be able to eat dinner!
SIGN    Don't touch
SIGN    Don't use now
SIGN    Hehehehe
[23:22] Beelzebub
    If I can't drink it, I'll
    try making my own plum kombu tea.
[23:30] Beelzebub
    I'm not sure what to do next.
[23:32] N
    That's not right.
SIGN    Fly! Imaginary Wings.
SIGN    Her Highness Checking in on Someone Sick for the First Time.
[23:36] Both
    Watch us next time.