2 - Brother Tastes Like a Fairy Tale. / She’s Here, Vibration Girl.

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[00:02] Mullin
    Your Highness, here's your snack today.
[00:05] Mullin
    They're cream puffs.
[00:10] Beelzebub
    Thank you very much.
[00:12] Beelzebub
    I'll eat them now, then.
[00:27] Beelzebub
    Fluffy...
[00:31] Beelzebub
    Fluffy...
[00:34] Beelzebub
    Fluffy...
[00:39] R
    Fluffy.
SIGN    Fluffy
[00:41] R
    Fluffy. Fluffy. Fluffy.
[00:44] Beelzebub
    Fluffy.
[02:21] N
    Mullin was worried about something again.
[02:33] Mullin
    Her Highness is getting even more lazy!
[02:35] Mullin
    There's even more fluffy
    things in her office now...
SIGN    ° 5 minute break
[02:40] Beelzebub
    So fluffy.
SIGN    Brother Tastes like a Fairy Tale.
[02:57] Mullin
    Perhaps my inability to do my job well is
    exacerbating what's happening to her Highness.
[03:03] Mullin
    I need to do better.
[03:06] Mullin
    I need to make sure she can depend on me—
[03:13] Mullin
    I'm going to fall...
[03:15] N
    So much for dependable.
[03:39] Mullin
    He's...
[03:41] Mullin
    He's so cool!
[03:49] Mullin
    This is the ideal I should be striving for!
[03:52] Mullin
    A trained body.
[03:54] Mullin
    A man of action.
[03:57] Mullin
    And such a sharp gaze.
[03:59] Mullin
    A masculine man that
    doesn't need to say much.
SIGN    Are you okay?
[04:02] Mullin
    Huh?
SIGN    Are you okay? Are you hurt? You should watch your step.
[04:04] Mullin
    Wait. He is saying a lot...
[04:06] N
    And quite eloquently.
[04:10] Mullin
    Th-Thank you.
SIGN    I'm glad you're not hurt.
[04:17] Mullin
    So cool.
[04:20] Mullin
    He's a nice person, too.
SIGN    101 Dogs
    of Flanders
[04:25] Mullin
    What's this?
SIGN    Emotional
[04:33] Mullin
    Here you are...
SIGN    Thanks
[04:36] Mullin
    He's a really nice person.
[04:39] Mullin
    Bro, what's your name?
[04:41] Mullin
    Where are you stationed?
SIGN    You don't know who I am?
[04:46] Mullin
    Sorry, I'm from the middle of
    nowhere, and I just got here...
[04:50] [SONG] Mullin
    Embarrassed...
SIGN    (Woof...)
[04:56] Mullin
    Hold on a second!
[04:57] Mullin
    My name is Mullin!
[04:59] Mullin
    I wanna be a good man like you!
SIGN    Leave me alone. You'll just be disappointed.
[05:07] Mullin
    So cool!
[05:10] Mullin
    Bro! Hold—
[05:13] Mullin
    Ow... I scraped myself...
[05:16] Mullin
    A rabbit bandage?!
[05:19] N
    Time for lunch.
[05:22] Mullin
    In any event, I'll just
    try copying how he acts.
SIGN    My usual
[05:25] Mullin
    So cool!
[05:26] Mullin
    He's asking for his usual!
[05:27] Mullin
    He's like a manly adult!
[05:29] Mullin
    I'll take the same thing!
[05:32] R
    Coming right up.
[05:33] Mullin
    A manly lunch...
[05:35] Mullin
    I bet there's gonna be tons of meat.
[05:36] Mullin
    Steak, katsudon, yakiniku...
[05:39] Mullin
    I bet it's liver stir-fry.
[05:41] R
    Here you are.
[05:45] Mullin
    Pancakes...
[05:46] Mullin
    I guess he likes sweet things.
[05:47] Mullin
    Didn't exactly picture that.
SIGN    No!
[05:50] Mullin
    He's upset!
[05:52] Mullin
    He's super upset!
[05:54] R
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[05:55] R
    Hold on a second.
[05:57] Mullin
    Thank goodness.
[05:58] Mullin
    She just messed up—
[05:58] R
    Sorry about that.
[06:00] Mullin
    So cute!
[06:02] N
    Much better.
SIGN    Chew Chew
[06:12] Mullin
    Um...
[06:14] Mullin
    How did you get so big like that?
[06:16] Mullin
    Did you work out real hard, or...
[06:19] Mullin
    Actually, is working out just
    something you like doing?
SIGN    I collect bears.
[06:26] Mullin
    Bears?!
[06:27] N
    Really cool!
[06:29] Mullin
    Do you do tigers, too?!
SIGN    I know it's obscure, but I do have some elephants.
[06:36] Mullin
    He goes big!
SIGN    I'm into needlework lately, too.
[06:40] Mullin
    Like torture?!
[06:41] Mullin
    This guy is for real.
SIGN    Wanna come to my room if your so interested?
[06:48] Mullin
    Bro, I'm sorry! I'm just
    not that hardcore yet...
[06:53] Mullin
    I'm sorry! Spare me!
[06:57] N
    He calmed down.
[07:03] Mullin
    He's completely into girly stuff...
[07:11] Mullin
    I mean I kind of suspected it,
[07:13] Mullin
    but he's not what I had imagined.
SIGN    They're vintage. The stuffed animals from
    the 1930s are so wonderfully cute.
SIGN    I have bears and elephants,
    but the rabbits are super cute, too.
SIGN    Do you think I'm weird now?
[07:29] Mullin
    Huh?
SIGN    I thought you understood me.
SIGN    Did you try to trick me?
[07:33] Mullin
    No!
[07:34] Mullin
    Don't cry!
[07:35] Mullin
    Don't cry, Bro!
SIGN    That's why I told you to stay away from me.
SIGN    I don't want to disappoint others,
    and I'm not great at communicating.
[07:44] Mullin
    So that's why you use those boards...
SIGN    I look fierce, too.
SIGN    You're not scared of me?
[07:47] Mullin
    I'm starting to think of you as more cute.
[07:51] Mullin
    Don't cry!
[07:52] Mullin
    Did you make this, Bro?
[07:54] Mullin
    You make your own stuffed animals, huh?!
SIGN    A friend asked me to make that...
[07:57] Mullin
    Huh? A friend?
[08:00] Beelzebub
    Azazel, did you finish that stuffed animal?
[08:03] Mullin
    It's her Highness...
[08:07] Mullin
    So you two know each other.
[08:10] Beelzebub
    Not just know each other.
[08:12] Beelzebub
    This is the former cherub​, Azazel.
SIGN    Former Cherub​, the Demon
    Azazel
[08:15] Beelzebub
    He's as ancient a demon as
    I in all of Pandemonium,
[08:17] Beelzebub
    and he's part of The Watchers,
    which maintain order here in Hell.
[08:24] Mullin
    He's that impressive?!
[08:27] Beelzebub
    I have Azazel make me
    stuffed animals sometimes.
[08:33] Beelzebub
    Such great softness.
[08:36] Mullin
    I'm amazed you can make things like this.
SIGN    You're not disappointed?
[08:48] Mullin
    Huh?
SIGN    That I'm into this sort of thing...?
[08:52] Mullin
    Of course not.
[08:54] Mullin
    I mean, you didn't really look
    like this would be your thing,
[08:57] Mullin
    and that was kind of surprising,
    but I'm not disappointed.
[08:59] Mullin
    I like cute things, too.
SIGN    Thank you!!
[09:10] Mullin
    H-Hey, Bro— I mean, Azazel-san.
[09:14] Mullin
    You're going to break me...
[09:16] Mullin
    Ow...
[09:21] Beelzebub
    Mullin is my assistant.
[09:24] Mullin
    What's wrong?
[09:26] Mullin
    He knows that.
[09:27] Beelzebub
    Mullin is my assistant.
[09:29] Mullin
    He knows that.
[09:30] Beelzebub
    He's my assistant!
[09:33] Mullin
    What's gotten into you?
[09:34] N
    So that's how Azazel got to know Mullin...
SIGN    The next day
SIGN    The usual.
[09:47] Mullin
    The usual.
[09:48] R
    Coming right up.
[09:50] N
    It's possible you can get in
    shape by eating the same thing.
[09:54] N
    And so Mullin, at least,
    kept trying to improve.
[09:58] R
    Here you are.
[10:13] Mullin
    The Secret Garden, huh?
SIGN    The clothes from that era were quite astounding.
[10:20] Mullin
    I've never really read this through.
SIGN    They'd look great on Beelzebub.
[10:29] Mullin
    You're right!
[10:35] Mullin
    Would you like to wear stuff like that, too?
SIGN    Do fans of idols wear the clothes of that which they worship?
[10:40] Mullin
    Makes sense.
[10:48] Mullin
    Being with him sure is helpful in learning.
[10:53] Mullin
    Hm? Someone's in front of the office.
[11:02] Mullin
    She's pretty cute.
[11:09] Mullin
    Do you need something from her Highness?
[11:17] Mullin
    What's wrong?
[11:20] Mullin
    She's shaking a lot.
[11:22] Mullin
    She's completely red.
[11:24] Mullin
    Is she not feeling well?
[11:28] Beelzebub
    Gocchin?
[11:29] Belphegor
    Bel!
SIGN    Grab
SIGN    And
SIGN    Throw in Washroom
SIGN    Bel,
    thank you!
[11:39] Mullin
    What?!
SIGN    She's Here, Vibration Girl.
[11:54] Beelzebub
    Mullin, this is the former
    Principality, the demon, Belphegor.
SIGN    Former Principality,
    The Demon
    Belphegor
[11:59] Belphegor
    I-I'm sorry about that.
[12:02] Belphegor
    You were a guy, and I don't
    know you, so I was scared...
[12:05] Mullin
    I should have been scared.
[12:08] Mullin
    Anyway, are you okay?
[12:10] Mullin
    You're still shaking.
[12:11] Mullin
    Are you sick?
[12:13] Beelzebub
    She's fine, Mullin.
[12:15] Beelzebub
    Gocchin has serious social anxiety.
[12:18] Beelzebub
    So when she gets nervous or anxious,
[12:22] Beelzebub
    she feels like she has to urinate...
[12:25] Belphegor
    Stop it, Bel!
[12:26] Belphegor
    You're embarrassing me—
[12:31] Mullin
    Well, urination is a natural occurrence.
[12:34] Mullin
    You can't just hold it in, so...
[12:36] Belphegor
    Yeah, but if I try hard I can—
[12:41] Belphegor
    Don't worry about me.
[12:43] Belphegor
    I can hold it in like this...
[12:54] Mullin
    I feel like I really
    shouldn't be watching this.
[12:57] N
    Time to leave.
[13:00] Mullin
    Must be tough for you, Belphegor-san.
[13:04] Belphegor
    Y-You can call me Gocchin.
[13:05] Belphegor
    Everyone calls me Belphegossan or Gocchin.
[13:09] Mullin
    Okay, then I'll call you Gocchin-san—
[13:12] G
    Gotta go to the bathroom!
[13:20] Mullin
    Are you okay?
[13:22] G
    Gotta go to the bathroom!
[13:26] ---
    Um.
[13:29] Mullin
    I can't even talk to her!
SIGN    The Endlessly Urinating Demon
    Belphegor
SIGN    The Endlessly Urinating Demon Gocchin
[13:37] G
    Bathroom!
[13:46] Mullin
    What is it, your Highness?
[13:49] Belphegor
    Why are you blushing because
    Gocchin has to go to the bathroom?
[13:54] Mullin
    That's what I want to know!
[13:58] N
    Pure eyes.
[14:04] Mullin
    So, Gocchin-san, what is it that you need?
[14:08] G
    Bel asked me to come.
[14:12] Mullin
    Bro!
SIGN    Excuse me.
[14:16] Mullin
    What is it?
[14:18] Mullin
    Do you need something?
SIGN    Beelzebub asked me to come.
[14:24] G
    Azaze...
[14:30] Mullin
    She's super afraid of him...
[14:31] Mullin
    She keeps looking this way.
[14:33] Mullin
    Gocchin-san, it's okay.
[14:35] Mullin
    Bro isn't scary.
[14:37] Mullin
    Come on, you say something, too.
SIGN    Belphegor...
[14:44] Mullin
    She's totally going to wet herself!
[14:51] Beelzebub
    Gocchin...
SIGN    Scared her again...
[14:55] Mullin
    Again?
SIGN    Whenever she sees me, she get scared and runs away.
SIGN    She's scared of me.
[15:04] Mullin
    Bro...
SIGN    I hear that Belphegor has to
    go to the restroom a lot.
SIGN    I knitted something to warm her up
    so her core doesn't get so cold.
[15:11] Mullin
    Bro, are you a mom or something?
[15:13] N
    Stay warm.
[15:18] Mullin
    Bro...
[15:22] Mullin
    I'm going to get Gocchin-san!
[15:24] Mullin
    I need to tell her how nice you are!
[15:30] Mullin
    Bro...
SIGN    It's okay.
SIGN    I don't want to scare her more than she already is.
[15:36] Mullin
    But...
[15:38] Mullin
    I feel bad she has the wrong idea about you!
SIGN    Thanks for feeling that way, but...
[15:42] Mullin
    Bro...
[15:44] Beelzebub
    Hey, Azazel...
[15:46] Beelzebub
    It might be better to make
    your appearance less scary.
SIGN    Cute
SIGN    Wait. This isn't right.
SIGN    This is not right!!!!
[16:02] Mullin
    I thought he'd be less scary with
    a bunch of cute things on, but...
SIGN    I told you!!
SIGN    It's not just the clothes!!
[16:06] N
    He did what he could, but...
[16:08] R1
    Excuse me.
[16:10] R2
    Your Highness, it's time for your meeting.
SIGN    Ahhhh
[16:13] Beelzebub
    Mullin, save me...
[16:15] Mullin
    You go, your Highness!
[16:16] Mullin
    Leave the rest to me!
[16:18] Mullin
    All right...
[16:19] Mullin
    Okay, smile, Bro!
[16:20] Mullin
    Smile!
[16:21] Mullin
    Smiling is the best way
    to make yourself approachable!
SIGN    Th-This is hard.
SIGN    It's hard to smile on command.
[16:29] Mullin
    Think about something happy!
SIGN    Something happy...
SIGN    I'm a bit tired after that today...
SIGN    Welcome home.
SIGN    Good work again today, and...
SIGN    thank you for making us so cute!
SIGN    Something happy...
[17:27] Mullin
    You're supposed to show
    how happy you are, Bro!
[17:31] Mullin
    Let's see...
[17:33] Mullin
    Things girls don't like about guys...
[17:36] Mullin
    Their voice being too loud...
[17:37] Mullin
    Being yelled at...
[17:38] Mullin
    Using sharp language...
SIGN    I think any gender wouldn't like those things.
[17:42] Mullin
    Bro, let's soften your language.
SIGN    I don't even talk, though.
[17:46] Mullin
    Oh, right.
[17:48] Mullin
    In that case...
[17:50] R
    Meow.
[17:52] Mullin
    How about saying cute things on those boards?
SIGN    Cute?
[17:56] Mullin
    Like "meow"?
SIGN    Are you serious?
[18:01] R
    Meow.
SIGN    Are you serious? Meow.
[18:07] Mullin
    Bro...
[18:08] Mullin
    You're so nice.
[18:12] Mullin
    This is hard.
SIGN    Sorry.
[18:16] Mullin
    This isn't your fault.
[18:20] Mullin
    What can you do to be liked by girls?!
[18:23] Mullin
    What don't they like about you, anyway?!
SIGN    Aren't you liked by girls?
[18:27] Mullin
    I haven't gotten Valentine's Day
    chocolates from anyone but my mom.
SIGN    You can have this...
SIGN    Bro made it himself.
[18:34] Mullin
    It's fine.
[18:36] N
    Kindness and sadness mixed.
[18:38] N
    Keep your chin up, Mullin.
[18:44] Mullin
    I couldn't help at all.
SIGN    Thanks for everything.
SIGN    Take these for helping out.
    There's some for Beelzebub, too.
[19:05] Mullin
    These are good!
[19:06] Mullin
    They're super good.
[19:07] Mullin
    Bro, you're so cool.
[19:09] G
    U-Um, Mullin-kun.
[19:13] Mullin
    Gocchin-san!
[19:16] G
    U-Um...
[19:20] G
    Um...
[19:20] G
    A-Azazel-sama wasn't mad, was he?
[19:24] G
    I was so nervous...
[19:27] Mullin
    W-Wait. He wouldn't get mad.
[19:30] Mullin
    How scared is she of him...
[19:33] Mullin
    I know.
[19:34] Mullin
    Take these.
[19:35] Mullin
    They're cookies that he made.
[19:37] Mullin
    I'll give you a bag.
[19:41] G
    Azazel-sama made them?
[19:42] Mullin
    Yep.
[19:53] G
    I'm happy.
[20:00] G
    I'm going to treasure these.
[20:04] G
    I couldn't bring myself to eat them.
SIGN    Pyaaaaa
[20:18] Mullin
    Does Gocchin-san...
[20:23] Mullin
    ...like cookies that much?!
[20:27] N
    Mullin just hasn't figured out yet why
    Belphegor gets so anxious in front of Azazel...
[22:48] R
    Fluffy.
[22:51] R
    Fluffy.
[22:55] R
    Fluffy.
[22:57] R2
    Fluffy.
SIGN    Former Angel with Wings.
SIGN    The Assistant, a Complete Sadist.
[23:35] R2
    Please watch us next time.