2 - Brother Tastes Like a Fairy Tale. / She’s Here, Vibration Girl. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Mullin     Your Highness, here's your snack today. [00:05] Mullin     They're cream puffs. [00:10] Beelzebub     Thank you very much. [00:12] Beelzebub     I'll eat them now, then. [00:27] Beelzebub     Fluffy... [00:31] Beelzebub     Fluffy... [00:34] Beelzebub     Fluffy... [00:39] R     Fluffy. SIGN    Fluffy [00:41] R     Fluffy. Fluffy. Fluffy. [00:44] Beelzebub     Fluffy. [02:21] N     Mullin was worried about something again. [02:33] Mullin     Her Highness is getting even more lazy! [02:35] Mullin     There's even more fluffy     things in her office now... SIGN    ° 5 minute break [02:40] Beelzebub     So fluffy. SIGN    Brother Tastes like a Fairy Tale. [02:57] Mullin     Perhaps my inability to do my job well is     exacerbating what's happening to her Highness. [03:03] Mullin     I need to do better. [03:06] Mullin     I need to make sure she can depend on me— [03:13] Mullin     I'm going to fall... [03:15] N     So much for dependable. [03:39] Mullin     He's... [03:41] Mullin     He's so cool! [03:49] Mullin     This is the ideal I should be striving for! [03:52] Mullin     A trained body. [03:54] Mullin     A man of action. [03:57] Mullin     And such a sharp gaze. [03:59] Mullin     A masculine man that     doesn't need to say much. SIGN    Are you okay? [04:02] Mullin     Huh? SIGN    Are you okay? Are you hurt? You should watch your step. [04:04] Mullin     Wait. He is saying a lot... [04:06] N     And quite eloquently. [04:10] Mullin     Th-Thank you. SIGN    I'm glad you're not hurt. [04:17] Mullin     So cool. [04:20] Mullin     He's a nice person, too. SIGN    101 Dogs     of Flanders [04:25] Mullin     What's this? SIGN    Emotional [04:33] Mullin     Here you are... SIGN    Thanks [04:36] Mullin     He's a really nice person. [04:39] Mullin     Bro, what's your name? [04:41] Mullin     Where are you stationed? SIGN    You don't know who I am? [04:46] Mullin     Sorry, I'm from the middle of     nowhere, and I just got here... [04:50] [SONG] Mullin     Embarrassed... SIGN    (Woof...) [04:56] Mullin     Hold on a second! [04:57] Mullin     My name is Mullin! [04:59] Mullin     I wanna be a good man like you! SIGN    Leave me alone. You'll just be disappointed. [05:07] Mullin     So cool! [05:10] Mullin     Bro! Hold— [05:13] Mullin     Ow... I scraped myself... [05:16] Mullin     A rabbit bandage?! [05:19] N     Time for lunch. [05:22] Mullin     In any event, I'll just     try copying how he acts. SIGN    My usual [05:25] Mullin     So cool! [05:26] Mullin     He's asking for his usual! [05:27] Mullin     He's like a manly adult! [05:29] Mullin     I'll take the same thing! [05:32] R     Coming right up. [05:33] Mullin     A manly lunch... [05:35] Mullin     I bet there's gonna be tons of meat. [05:36] Mullin     Steak, katsudon, yakiniku... [05:39] Mullin     I bet it's liver stir-fry. [05:41] R     Here you are. [05:45] Mullin     Pancakes... [05:46] Mullin     I guess he likes sweet things. [05:47] Mullin     Didn't exactly picture that. SIGN    No! [05:50] Mullin     He's upset! [05:52] Mullin     He's super upset! [05:54] R     Oh, I'm sorry. [05:55] R     Hold on a second. [05:57] Mullin     Thank goodness. [05:58] Mullin     She just messed up— [05:58] R     Sorry about that. [06:00] Mullin     So cute! [06:02] N     Much better. SIGN    Chew Chew [06:12] Mullin     Um... [06:14] Mullin     How did you get so big like that? [06:16] Mullin     Did you work out real hard, or... [06:19] Mullin     Actually, is working out just     something you like doing? SIGN    I collect bears. [06:26] Mullin     Bears?! [06:27] N     Really cool! [06:29] Mullin     Do you do tigers, too?! SIGN    I know it's obscure, but I do have some elephants. [06:36] Mullin     He goes big! SIGN    I'm into needlework lately, too. [06:40] Mullin     Like torture?! [06:41] Mullin     This guy is for real. SIGN    Wanna come to my room if your so interested? [06:48] Mullin     Bro, I'm sorry! I'm just     not that hardcore yet... [06:53] Mullin     I'm sorry! Spare me! [06:57] N     He calmed down. [07:03] Mullin     He's completely into girly stuff... [07:11] Mullin     I mean I kind of suspected it, [07:13] Mullin     but he's not what I had imagined. SIGN    They're vintage. The stuffed animals from     the 1930s are so wonderfully cute. SIGN    I have bears and elephants,     but the rabbits are super cute, too. SIGN    Do you think I'm weird now? [07:29] Mullin     Huh? SIGN    I thought you understood me. SIGN    Did you try to trick me? [07:33] Mullin     No! [07:34] Mullin     Don't cry! [07:35] Mullin     Don't cry, Bro! SIGN    That's why I told you to stay away from me. SIGN    I don't want to disappoint others,     and I'm not great at communicating. [07:44] Mullin     So that's why you use those boards... SIGN    I look fierce, too. SIGN    You're not scared of me? [07:47] Mullin     I'm starting to think of you as more cute. [07:51] Mullin     Don't cry! [07:52] Mullin     Did you make this, Bro? [07:54] Mullin     You make your own stuffed animals, huh?! SIGN    A friend asked me to make that... [07:57] Mullin     Huh? A friend? [08:00] Beelzebub     Azazel, did you finish that stuffed animal? [08:03] Mullin     It's her Highness... [08:07] Mullin     So you two know each other. [08:10] Beelzebub     Not just know each other. [08:12] Beelzebub     This is the former cherub​, Azazel. SIGN    Former Cherub​, the Demon     Azazel [08:15] Beelzebub     He's as ancient a demon as     I in all of Pandemonium, [08:17] Beelzebub     and he's part of The Watchers,     which maintain order here in Hell. [08:24] Mullin     He's that impressive?! [08:27] Beelzebub     I have Azazel make me     stuffed animals sometimes. [08:33] Beelzebub     Such great softness. [08:36] Mullin     I'm amazed you can make things like this. SIGN    You're not disappointed? [08:48] Mullin     Huh? SIGN    That I'm into this sort of thing...? [08:52] Mullin     Of course not. [08:54] Mullin     I mean, you didn't really look     like this would be your thing, [08:57] Mullin     and that was kind of surprising,     but I'm not disappointed. [08:59] Mullin     I like cute things, too. SIGN    Thank you!! [09:10] Mullin     H-Hey, Bro— I mean, Azazel-san. [09:14] Mullin     You're going to break me... [09:16] Mullin     Ow... [09:21] Beelzebub     Mullin is my assistant. [09:24] Mullin     What's wrong? [09:26] Mullin     He knows that. [09:27] Beelzebub     Mullin is my assistant. [09:29] Mullin     He knows that. [09:30] Beelzebub     He's my assistant! [09:33] Mullin     What's gotten into you? [09:34] N     So that's how Azazel got to know Mullin... SIGN    The next day SIGN    The usual. [09:47] Mullin     The usual. [09:48] R     Coming right up. [09:50] N     It's possible you can get in     shape by eating the same thing. [09:54] N     And so Mullin, at least,     kept trying to improve. [09:58] R     Here you are. [10:13] Mullin     The Secret Garden, huh? SIGN    The clothes from that era were quite astounding. [10:20] Mullin     I've never really read this through. SIGN    They'd look great on Beelzebub. [10:29] Mullin     You're right! [10:35] Mullin     Would you like to wear stuff like that, too? SIGN    Do fans of idols wear the clothes of that which they worship? [10:40] Mullin     Makes sense. [10:48] Mullin     Being with him sure is helpful in learning. [10:53] Mullin     Hm? Someone's in front of the office. [11:02] Mullin     She's pretty cute. [11:09] Mullin     Do you need something from her Highness? [11:17] Mullin     What's wrong? [11:20] Mullin     She's shaking a lot. [11:22] Mullin     She's completely red. [11:24] Mullin     Is she not feeling well? [11:28] Beelzebub     Gocchin? [11:29] Belphegor     Bel! SIGN    Grab SIGN    And SIGN    Throw in Washroom SIGN    Bel,     thank you! [11:39] Mullin     What?! SIGN    She's Here, Vibration Girl. [11:54] Beelzebub     Mullin, this is the former     Principality, the demon, Belphegor. SIGN    Former Principality,     The Demon     Belphegor [11:59] Belphegor     I-I'm sorry about that. [12:02] Belphegor     You were a guy, and I don't     know you, so I was scared... [12:05] Mullin     I should have been scared. [12:08] Mullin     Anyway, are you okay? [12:10] Mullin     You're still shaking. [12:11] Mullin     Are you sick? [12:13] Beelzebub     She's fine, Mullin. [12:15] Beelzebub     Gocchin has serious social anxiety. [12:18] Beelzebub     So when she gets nervous or anxious, [12:22] Beelzebub     she feels like she has to urinate... [12:25] Belphegor     Stop it, Bel! [12:26] Belphegor     You're embarrassing me— [12:31] Mullin     Well, urination is a natural occurrence. [12:34] Mullin     You can't just hold it in, so... [12:36] Belphegor     Yeah, but if I try hard I can— [12:41] Belphegor     Don't worry about me. [12:43] Belphegor     I can hold it in like this... [12:54] Mullin     I feel like I really     shouldn't be watching this. [12:57] N     Time to leave. [13:00] Mullin     Must be tough for you, Belphegor-san. [13:04] Belphegor     Y-You can call me Gocchin. [13:05] Belphegor     Everyone calls me Belphegossan or Gocchin. [13:09] Mullin     Okay, then I'll call you Gocchin-san— [13:12] G     Gotta go to the bathroom! [13:20] Mullin     Are you okay? [13:22] G     Gotta go to the bathroom! [13:26] ---     Um. [13:29] Mullin     I can't even talk to her! SIGN    The Endlessly Urinating Demon     Belphegor SIGN    The Endlessly Urinating Demon Gocchin [13:37] G     Bathroom! [13:46] Mullin     What is it, your Highness? [13:49] Belphegor     Why are you blushing because     Gocchin has to go to the bathroom? [13:54] Mullin     That's what I want to know! [13:58] N     Pure eyes. [14:04] Mullin     So, Gocchin-san, what is it that you need? [14:08] G     Bel asked me to come. [14:12] Mullin     Bro! SIGN    Excuse me. [14:16] Mullin     What is it? [14:18] Mullin     Do you need something? SIGN    Beelzebub asked me to come. [14:24] G     Azaze... [14:30] Mullin     She's super afraid of him... [14:31] Mullin     She keeps looking this way. [14:33] Mullin     Gocchin-san, it's okay. [14:35] Mullin     Bro isn't scary. [14:37] Mullin     Come on, you say something, too. SIGN    Belphegor... [14:44] Mullin     She's totally going to wet herself! [14:51] Beelzebub     Gocchin... SIGN    Scared her again... [14:55] Mullin     Again? SIGN    Whenever she sees me, she get scared and runs away. SIGN    She's scared of me. [15:04] Mullin     Bro... SIGN    I hear that Belphegor has to     go to the restroom a lot. SIGN    I knitted something to warm her up     so her core doesn't get so cold. [15:11] Mullin     Bro, are you a mom or something? [15:13] N     Stay warm. [15:18] Mullin     Bro... [15:22] Mullin     I'm going to get Gocchin-san! [15:24] Mullin     I need to tell her how nice you are! [15:30] Mullin     Bro... SIGN    It's okay. SIGN    I don't want to scare her more than she already is. [15:36] Mullin     But... [15:38] Mullin     I feel bad she has the wrong idea about you! SIGN    Thanks for feeling that way, but... [15:42] Mullin     Bro... [15:44] Beelzebub     Hey, Azazel... [15:46] Beelzebub     It might be better to make     your appearance less scary. SIGN    Cute SIGN    Wait. This isn't right. SIGN    This is not right!!!! [16:02] Mullin     I thought he'd be less scary with     a bunch of cute things on, but... SIGN    I told you!! SIGN    It's not just the clothes!! [16:06] N     He did what he could, but... [16:08] R1     Excuse me. [16:10] R2     Your Highness, it's time for your meeting. SIGN    Ahhhh [16:13] Beelzebub     Mullin, save me... [16:15] Mullin     You go, your Highness! [16:16] Mullin     Leave the rest to me! [16:18] Mullin     All right... [16:19] Mullin     Okay, smile, Bro! [16:20] Mullin     Smile! [16:21] Mullin     Smiling is the best way     to make yourself approachable! SIGN    Th-This is hard. SIGN    It's hard to smile on command. [16:29] Mullin     Think about something happy! SIGN    Something happy... SIGN    I'm a bit tired after that today... SIGN    Welcome home. SIGN    Good work again today, and... SIGN    thank you for making us so cute! SIGN    Something happy... [17:27] Mullin     You're supposed to show     how happy you are, Bro! [17:31] Mullin     Let's see... [17:33] Mullin     Things girls don't like about guys... [17:36] Mullin     Their voice being too loud... [17:37] Mullin     Being yelled at... [17:38] Mullin     Using sharp language... SIGN    I think any gender wouldn't like those things. [17:42] Mullin     Bro, let's soften your language. SIGN    I don't even talk, though. [17:46] Mullin     Oh, right. [17:48] Mullin     In that case... [17:50] R     Meow. [17:52] Mullin     How about saying cute things on those boards? SIGN    Cute? [17:56] Mullin     Like "meow"? SIGN    Are you serious? [18:01] R     Meow. SIGN    Are you serious? Meow. [18:07] Mullin     Bro... [18:08] Mullin     You're so nice. [18:12] Mullin     This is hard. SIGN    Sorry. [18:16] Mullin     This isn't your fault. [18:20] Mullin     What can you do to be liked by girls?! [18:23] Mullin     What don't they like about you, anyway?! SIGN    Aren't you liked by girls? [18:27] Mullin     I haven't gotten Valentine's Day     chocolates from anyone but my mom. SIGN    You can have this... SIGN    Bro made it himself. [18:34] Mullin     It's fine. [18:36] N     Kindness and sadness mixed. [18:38] N     Keep your chin up, Mullin. [18:44] Mullin     I couldn't help at all. SIGN    Thanks for everything. SIGN    Take these for helping out.     There's some for Beelzebub, too. [19:05] Mullin     These are good! [19:06] Mullin     They're super good. [19:07] Mullin     Bro, you're so cool. [19:09] G     U-Um, Mullin-kun. [19:13] Mullin     Gocchin-san! [19:16] G     U-Um... [19:20] G     Um... [19:20] G     A-Azazel-sama wasn't mad, was he? [19:24] G     I was so nervous... [19:27] Mullin     W-Wait. He wouldn't get mad. [19:30] Mullin     How scared is she of him... [19:33] Mullin     I know. [19:34] Mullin     Take these. [19:35] Mullin     They're cookies that he made. [19:37] Mullin     I'll give you a bag. [19:41] G     Azazel-sama made them? [19:42] Mullin     Yep. [19:53] G     I'm happy. [20:00] G     I'm going to treasure these. [20:04] G     I couldn't bring myself to eat them. SIGN    Pyaaaaa [20:18] Mullin     Does Gocchin-san... [20:23] Mullin     ...like cookies that much?! [20:27] N     Mullin just hasn't figured out yet why     Belphegor gets so anxious in front of Azazel... [22:48] R     Fluffy. [22:51] R     Fluffy. [22:55] R     Fluffy. [22:57] R2     Fluffy. SIGN    Former Angel with Wings. SIGN    The Assistant, a Complete Sadist. [23:35] R2     Please watch us next time.