1 - Boy Meets Fluffy Girl. / Her Highness Knows Not Her Assistant's Heart.

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[00:45] Beelzebub
    Where am I?
[01:00] Beelzebub
    Wait!
[01:15] Beelzebub
    A candy house!
[01:20] Beelzebub
    Just a little bit further...
[01:23] Beelzebub
    There!
[01:30] Beelzebub
    Huh?
[01:50] Beelzebub
    It was a dream.
[01:53] Beelzebub
    Good night.
[01:59] N
    Hell. Pandemonium.
SIGN    Pandemonium
[02:07] N
    It is where former angels,
    fallen from Heaven, work.
[02:12] N
    With Satan gone, lords there work hard
    every day to keep things going.
[02:19] N
    Its noble and cold ruler, once a seraph,
    is the demon Beelzebub.
[02:29] Mullin
    What?!
[02:31] Mullin
    We have an important meeting!
[02:33] Mullin
    Her Excellency, Beelzebub, isn't here?!
SIGN    Boy Meets Fluffy Girl.
[04:12] R
    Mullin-sama!
[04:14] R
    Please wait, Mullin-sama!
SIGN    Head Attendant
    Mullin
[04:21] Mullin
    Your Highness!
[04:22] Mullin
    Why aren't you still
    not ready for the morning?
[04:25] R
    Oh, Mullin-sama!
[04:27] R
    You can't just go in there!
[04:30] Mullin
    We have an important meeting this morning!
[04:41] Mullin
    Wh-Why aren't you wearing anything, you dummy?!
SIGN    Blah
[04:49] Mullin
    The head of Pandemonium and ruler of
    several hundreds of thousands of demons...
[04:54] Mullin
    The Great Demon, Beelzebub.
SIGN    Former Seraph
    The Great Demon
    Beelzebub
[04:57] Mullin
    With an expert wit, a clear gaze...
[05:01] Mullin
    And an air of majesty that
    rules over Pandemonium.
[05:05] Mullin
    Intelligent and well-composed, she is our ruler.
[05:08] Mullin
    Normal demons cannot even
    speak to her. She is above us.
[05:13] Mullin
    Her name...
SIGN    Former Seraph
     The Great Demon
SIGN    Beelzebub
[05:18] Mullin
    I won't believe that you're
    this lewd, ditsy girl!
[05:22] Beelzebub
    I'm surprised you said that to my face.
[05:26] Beelzebub
    Take a look at this, Mullin.
[05:29] Beelzebub
    The White Gossamers have had lots of children.
[05:33] Beelzebub
    This engrossing softness...
[05:36] Beelzebub
    How gentle.
[05:38] Beelzebub
    I must remain nude in order to feel
    their softness throughout my body,
[05:44] ---
    and become one with these balls of fur.
SIGN    ° These creatures are known
    as Gossamers or Angel Hairs.
    These soft balls of white fur
    are UMA from folklore.
[05:47] Mullin
    I have no clue what she's going on about.
[05:49] Mullin
    I'm worried.
[05:50] Mullin
    In any event, change right away!
[05:57] Beelzebub
    I am wearing clothing that those
    with impure hearts cannot see.
[06:00] Mullin
    Do you have no shame?!
[06:03] Beelzebub
    What is embarrassing about
     this body made in God's image?
[06:07] Mullin
    That's where you're going?
[06:10] Mullin**
    I want to go back to a time when
    I didn't know what she was like.
[06:13] (Flashback) Mullin
    I will be serving you starting today!
[06:15] (Flashback) Mullin
    My name is Mullin!
[06:16] (Flashback) Mullin
    I'm extremely elated at being able to
    work with someone I look up to so much.
[06:21] Beelzebub
    But it's fine.
[06:22] Mullin
    Huh?
[06:23] Beelzebub
    You're getting embarrassed for me.
[06:28] Mullin
    Your Highness...
[06:30] Mullin
    That doesn't make any sense.
[06:30] R
    Beelzebub-sama, please let me take those.
[06:32] N
    It really doesn't.
[06:56] Mullin
    She's doing her work perfectly.
[07:00] Mullin
    Please look over this document next.
[07:03] Mullin
    We have a joint workshop
    with Heaven next month.
[07:08] Beelzebub
    Mullin, Mullin...
[07:10] Mullin
    What is it?
[07:13] Beelzebub
    This is what you're like.
SIGN    Blah
SIGN    Mad
[07:16] Mullin
    I'm mad at myself for thinking
    she was kind of cute just now.
[07:22] Mullin
    The version of Her Highness
    I so admired was an illusion.
[07:25] Mullin
    I'm disappointed, to be honest.
[07:27] Mullin
    I need to calm down
    and accept reality.
[07:38] Beelzebub
    Mullin...
[07:39] Mullin
    Yes?
[07:41] Beelzebub
    Thank you.
[07:42] Beelzebub
    You're very kind.
[07:46] Mullin
    I-I-I'm just doing my job!
[07:49] Mullin
    I never admired you!
[07:51] Beelzebub
    Mullin!
[07:53] Mullin
    I'm just doing my job!
[07:55] R
    He's a tsundere.
[07:56] R2
    He is.
[07:57] R3
    The rookies this year...
[07:59] N
    He has the pure heart of a maiden.
[08:02] N
    Work... I have to focus on work!
SIGN    Head Attendant
    Mullin
SIGN    Has the Pure Heart
     of a Maiden
[08:09] Mullin
    Why am I getting so worked up?
[08:11] Mullin
    It's weird.
[08:12] Mullin
    But...
[08:13] Mullin
    She has the face of the person I admired.
[08:16] Mullin
    I guess that makes sense.
[08:17] Beelzebub
    Well done, Mullin.
[08:23] Mullin
    Calm down, dammit!
[08:26] N
    Poor pillar...
[08:28] Mullin
    What is Her Highness thinking, anyway?
[08:32] Mullin
    She's all slow-paced and soft.
[08:34] Mullin
    She's supposed to set the
    standard for all other demons.
[08:36] Mullin
    I wish she'd act like it.
[08:37] Beelzebub(BG)
    Slow...
[08:37] [SONG] Mullin
    Slow-paced
[08:38] Mullin
    She stands at the top of a
    few hundred thousand demons.
[08:40] R
    I know what you mean.
[08:43] R
    She does have this nice, calming air to her,
    but you'd think she should be more...
[08:46] Mullin
    Are you speaking ill of Her Highness?!
[08:48] R
    You're unreasonable.
[08:49] R2
    But Her Highness only complains
    in front of you, Mullin-sama.
[08:53] Mullin
    Huh?
[08:54] R2
    When you aren't around, she completes
    her work without so much as a peep.
[08:58] R2
    I'm sure she trusts you greatly.
[09:02] Mullin
    W-Well,
[09:04] ---
    I-I'm sure I'm the only
    one in all of Hell
[09:08] ---
    who can handle Her Highness perfectly.
SIGN    Easy Head Attendant
[09:12] R2
    I guess Mullin-sama just loves Her Highness.
[09:16] Beelzebub
    Good work today.
[09:19] All
    Thank you.
[09:21] Beelzebub
    See you tomorrow.
[09:31] Mullin
    I was selfish.
[09:33] Mullin
    I admired her, so my own
    expectations came crashing down.
[09:39] Mullin
    Your Highness!
[09:42] Beelzebub
    Mullin?
[09:43] Mullin
    I'll escort you to your room.
[09:45] Mullin
    Also...
[09:47] Mullin
    Take this.
[09:49] Beelzebub
    Huh?
[09:52] Beelzebub
    What is this?
[09:57] Beelzebub
    It's so soft and bouncy, it feels
    as if it will melt into my hands.
[10:03] Beelzebub
    It's a 100% alpaca fur sweater, isn't it?!
[10:07] Mullin
    You could tell just by touching it?
[10:09] N
    She's a professional.
[10:11] Beelzebub
    You're going to give it to me?
[10:13] Mullin
    Please use it as your pajamas.
[10:15] Beelzebub
    Huh?
[10:17] Mullin
    I would have trouble serving you if
    you caught a cold from sleeping in nothing.
[10:26] Beelzebub
    I appreciate it.
[10:29] Beelzebub
    Now, I'll be able to feel softness all
    over my body while wearing clothes!
[10:33] Mullin
    You don't have to change now!
[10:35] Beelzebub(BG)
    Yay! Yay!
[10:35] N
    She's quick to take action.
[10:45] Mullin
    Wh-What is it?
[10:50] Beelzebub
    Mullin, please kneel.
[11:14] Beelzebub
    I'm glad.
[11:16] ---
    I thought you hated me.
[11:22] Beelzebub
    You're a good boy, Mullin.
[11:28] Mullin
    Y-Your Highness, I'm not a child...
[11:41] Beelzebub
    Not very soft, though.
[11:49] Mullin
    She's kind of slow-paced,
    and I don't really understand her,
[11:52] Mullin
    but she's Her Highness.
[11:54] Mullin
    I'm going to do my best to serve her.
[11:57] R
    O-Oh, Mullin-sama, we're still
    not done getting ready—
[11:59] Mullin
    Your Highness, good morning—
[12:07] Mullin
    Knock it off already!
[12:20] N
    Hell.
[12:22] N
    Pandemonium's beautiful ruler...
[12:26] N
    The Great Demon, Beelzebub.
[12:29] N
    And her assistant, Mullin.
SIGN    Squish
[12:33] [SONG] Beelzebub
    Exhausted
[12:34] Beelzebub
    I want to go back to my room
    and become a ball of fur.
[12:37] Beelzebub
    I want to be a ball of fur if I'm reborn.
[12:38] [SONG] Beelzebub
    Exhausted
    Exhausted
[12:40] Beelzebub
    My whole life is about wanting
    to become a ball of fur.
[12:44] [SONG] Beelzebub
    Exhausted
    Exhausted
    Exhausted
SIGN    Beelzebub
[12:44] N
    There was a large difference between what
    he admired in his imagination and reality.
SIGN    Her Highness Knows Not Her Assistant's Heart.
[12:57] Mullin
    I'll explain to you our schedule
    for today, Your Highness.
[13:02] Mullin
    First...
[13:05] Beelzebub
    White Gossamers...
[13:06] Mullin
    They came out of her room.
SIGN    Bop
[13:10] Beelzebub
    So cute...
SIGN    Bop
SIGN    Bop
[13:11] Beelzebub
    150 points.
SIGN    Bop
SIGN    Bop
SIGN    Bop
[13:13] Mullin
    There's something cute about a woman
    being obsessed with something soft.
[13:18] Beelzebub
    There's some dust.
SIGN    Foosh
[13:21] Beelzebub
    Cute. 45 points.
[13:23] Mullin
    Never mind. It got weird.
[13:25] Beelzebub
    Soft. Soft. Soft...
SIGN    Clean better
[13:27] Mullin
    After the meeting at lunch with the
    police chief, we have lunch scheduled.
[13:33] Mullin
    Then we have more documents
    to sign in your office.
[13:36] Mullin
    Finally, we'll see how things are proceeding
    downtown, and then we should be done.
[13:40] Beelzebub
    Understood.
[13:42] Mullin
    Well, that was normal.
[13:44] Beelzebub
    What was?
[13:46] Mullin
    Shouldn't demons be trying to
    seduce humans and cause disasters?
[13:51] Beelzebub
    That's fundamentally wrong.
SIGN    Wallet...!!
[13:55] Beelzebub
    Why do demons do evil to people?
SIGN    Steal Steal
[13:58] Beelzebub
    That is to present people with trials and
    help God give people their final judgment.
SIGN    Steal Steal
SIGN    Police Box
SIGN    Steal!!
[14:06] Beelzebub
    We work according to God's will.
[14:09] Beelzebub
    This is all as God wishes it.
[14:13] Mullin
    I see.
[14:14] Beelzebub
    That's why...
[14:17] Beelzebub
    If I leave early and go back to
    my softness, it's because God wills it!
[14:21] Mullin
    You just wanted to say that!
[14:23] N
    It's a long way to get there.
SIGN    Hell Ginza
[14:26] N
    And now it's time to check
    on the people of Hell.
[14:35] Mullin
    Is this really enough guards?
[14:40] ---
    Pupper!
[14:41] R
    Her Highness is enough by herself.
[14:45] R
    In that famous fight against Heaven,
    Her Highness Beelzebub was strong,
[14:50] ---
    fighting fiercely as
    Satan's right-hand demon.
SIGN    She gets bitten
SIGN    Grrr
[14:55] Mullin
    Was she...
[14:57] R
    Hell is rather peaceful now.
[15:01] Beelzebub
    Doves!
[15:02] R
    What we have now is thanks to Beelzebub-sama
[15:05] ---
    and the various lords who serve Satan-sama.
[15:09] R
    A long time ago, radicals wanted
    a coup and sent assassins,
SIGN    Assassin
[15:15] ---
    but Her Highness took them down with ease.
SIGN    Extremists get her
SIGN    Coo, coo!
[15:19] Mullin
    Really?
[15:22] Mullin
    But...
[15:23] Mullin
    I see.
[15:24] Mullin
    That kind of makes me lose confidence.
[15:27] Mullin
    She doesn't need guards.
[15:29] Mullin
    What am I helping her with?
[15:32] Mullin
    Why did I end up as her assistant?
[15:35] Beelzebub
    Mullin, look at this.
[15:37] Mullin
    Huh?
[15:38] Beelzebub
    I found a kitten.
[15:43] Mullin
    I want to protect her smile!
[15:46] N
    And her cleavage.
[15:51] Mullin
    Hey, Your Highness!
[15:52] Mullin
    I know you're fine by yourself,
[15:55] Mullin
    but can't you remain composed?!
[15:56] Mullin
    Do you like troubling those around you?!
[15:59] R
    Mullin-sama...
[16:01] R2
    What are you saying?
[16:02] Beelzebub
    I don't like you being angry at me.
[16:07] Mullin
    So you know you're causing problems!
[16:11] Beelzebub
    Are you my mother, Mullin?
SIGN    How cute she looks is unfair
[16:14] Mullin
    She makes me so mad, but she's so cute!
[16:20] Mullin
    Your Highness...
[16:21] Beelzebub
    What is it?
[16:24] Mullin
    Shouldn't I be supporting you
    as the assistant by your side?
[16:29] Mullin
    I'm worried that I might not
    be able to do my job properly.
[16:35] Beelzebub
    Don't be.
[16:37] Beelzebub
    All you need to do is be by my side.
[16:44] Mullin
    Your Highness...
[16:47] Beelzebub
    Be by my side without
    lecturing me or anything.
[16:50] Mullin
    I can't do that.
[16:52] Mullin
    Anyway, don't wander off.
[16:54] Beelzebub
    I'm not a kid.
[16:58] N
    And then Beelzebub got lost.
[17:01] Mullin
    Your Highness!
[17:03] Mullin
    Your Highness!
[17:04] Mullin
    Your Highness, where are you?!
[17:05] Mullin
    Your Highness!
[17:06] Mullin
    Jeez...
[17:08] Mullin
    I told her not to wander off.
[17:09] Mullin
    Why did she go off on her own?
[17:12] Mullin
    This isn't downtown anymore. It's more...
[17:15] R
    Hey, man, do you have any plans later?
SIGN    Superior Store
[17:18] R
    I'll give you a good deal.
[17:19] Mullin
    Sorry, but I'm fine!
[17:21] R
    We've got some good boobs lined up today.
[17:23] Mullin
    They're not the boobs I'm looking for!
[17:25] R
    Right.
SIGN    Freudian slip
[17:28] R
    Hey, you okay?
[17:30] Mullin
    If something happened to Her Highness
    in a bad place like this...
[17:35] Mullin
    Calm down.
[17:36] Mullin
    Her Highness is the strongest there is.
[17:37] Mullin
    Even if she gets attacked by thugs,
    she won't be in danger.
[17:40] A
    Lady, what are you doing around here?
[17:43] B
    How about we show you around?
[17:45] Mullin
    Calm down.
[17:49] Beelzebub
    Knocked them right out.
[17:51] ---
    B-Bastard!
[17:53] A/B
    You'll regret this!
[17:56] Beelzebub
    Mullin?
[18:00] Beelzebub
    Mullin, are you hurt?
[18:03] Mullin
    How about you?
[18:05] Beelzebub
    I'm fine.
[18:08] Beelzebub
    I'm sorry, Mullin.
[18:10] Beelzebub
    But you don't have to worry
    so much about me. I—
[18:17] Mullin
    No matter what...
[18:22] Mullin
    I'd worry!
[18:39] Beelzebub
    I understand.
[18:53] Mullin
    Um, Your Highness...
[18:55] Mullin
    Before you sleep, I'd like to
    go over the schedule for tomorrow—
[18:58] Beelzebub
    I'm tired.
[18:59] Beelzebub
    Please leave.
SIGN    Uh oh...
[19:06] Mullin
    Your Highness!
[19:07] Mullin
    I'm sorry, I said too much!
[19:10] Mullin
    Please open up!
[19:23] (Flashback) Mullin
    No matter what...
[19:25] (Flashback) Mullin
    I'd worry!
[19:38] Beelzebub
    That made my heart race.
[19:42] N
    The Ruler of Hell, Beelzebub,
[19:44] N
    surprisingly, doesn't know how
    to handle the opposite sex.
[19:52] Mullin
    Oh, no.
[19:53] Mullin
    I might get fired...
[20:07] N
    This story might be one about how
[20:10] ---
    she finds the word
    for what she's feeling.
[22:00] Beelzebub
    Where am I?
[22:09] Beelzebub
    There it is.
[22:11] Beelzebub
    I'm going to eat it today.
[22:14] Beelzebub
    There we go!
[22:42] Alpaca
    Fluffy...
[22:44] Beelzebub
    Fluffy!
[22:45] Alpaca
    Fluffy!
[23:11] Beelzebub
    That surprised me.
[23:21] Beelzebub
    So warm...
[23:28] Beelzebub
    Good night.
[23:31] R
    Fluffy!
SIGN    Brother Tastes Like a Fairy Tale.
SIGN    She's Here, Vibration Girl.
[23:35] Beelzebub/Mullin
    Please watch next time.