7 - The Pandemonium Baths Are Great. You Should Visit. / I Want to Learn More... Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] Mullin     Your Highness, you'll be having     pudding for your snack toady. [00:09] Beelzebub     Thank you. [00:14] R     Fluffy. [00:21] Beelzebub     This is good. [00:40] Beelzebub     Nice and fluffy... [00:42] Beelzebub     So jiggly! [00:50] Mullin     I shouldn't have looked! [00:52] Mullin     Well, maybe I'm glad I did. [02:26] Mullin     We're going to open a gym here?     In Pandemonium? [02:30] Beelzebub     Yes, we had the physicals     the other day, right? [02:34] Beelzebub     That's when Buer from     the infirmary told me... SIGN    Infirmary     Head Doctor, Demon     Buer [02:40] (Flashback) Buer     There were a lot of people that     haven't gotten enough exercise. [02:45] Beelzebub     So I thought it'd be good to     have some sort of facility. [02:49] Mullin     That sounds like a good idea. [02:51] Mullin     Let's bring the issue up during     our meeting, after this. SIGN    The Next Day [02:56] Mullin     So... SIGN    Pandemonium Baths [03:00] Astaroth     Ta-da! SIGN    Pandemonium Baths Celebration [03:04] Mullin     Why did we get baths installed? [03:06] Beelzebub     I don't know! SIGN    The Pandemonium Baths Are Great. You Should Visit. [03:14] Mullin     The Pandemonium Baths... [03:17] Mullin     What happened to the gym? [03:19] Astaroth     Well, after you work out at     the gym and get all sweaty, [03:21] ---     you want to get in the spa     or go to a sauna, right? [03:23] Astaroth     So, I mean, we'll need the baths. [03:27] Astaroth     That's why I used the funds     for the gym to put these in. [03:29] Astaroth     I'm so smart. [03:31] Beelzebub     I don't think so. [03:32] Mullin     Seriously. [03:33] Astaroth     Isn't it nice to have a     large bath area at work? SIGN    Famous Spot in the Underworld     The River, Acheron [03:36] Astaroth     You take the water from the river, Acheron,     and heat it in the fires of the City of Dis. [03:40] ---     You couldn't get a more hellish hot spring. SIGN    Hellish hot spring... [03:42] Molech     Like the hot springs in Beppu! [03:43] Eurynome     There's some in Aso, too! [03:45] Belphegor     Would this even count as a hot spring? [03:48] Beelzebub     Why is everyone here so knowledgeable     about Japanese geography? [03:51] Mullin     You used the funds to make this place... [03:54] Mullin     Pandemonium's financial department     sure lets you get away with a lot. [03:57] Astaroth     Yeah, I know. [03:58] Astaroth     You'd hope the Finance     Minister'd do a better job. SIGN    Former Seraph Demon     Astaroth [04:01] Astaroth     Though, I am the Finance Minister. SIGN    Pandemonium     Finance Minister     Astaroth [04:04] Mullin     You sure picked a hell of a     time to announce your position. [04:07] Mullin     So that's why he's running this thing. [04:11] Beelzebub     I told you to make a gym! [04:14] Astaroth     Well, after the budget request     paperwork came across my desk, [04:17] ---     I just kind of made a couple modifications. [04:19] Astaroth     Felt like making some changes. [04:20] Beelzebub     Don't make any changes! [04:23] Sargatanas     I apologize, Your Highness. [04:25] Beelzebub     Sargatanas... [04:27] Sargatanas     I should have thought it strange that [04:29] ---     someone who doesn't normally do their     work decided to suddenly do some. [04:33] Sargatanas     I didn't think he'd push the     appropriate paperwork through [04:35] ---     and make some baths in a single night. [04:37] Astaroth     Hey, Sacchan, you don't have to     sing such high praises of me. [04:40] Mullin     I don't think that's what's going on. [04:43] Mullin     Well, Your Highness, [04:44] ---     if we take the stance that these baths     could be considered an employee perk, [04:46] ---     then it isn't entirely a mistake to build them. [04:49] Mullin     Also, if we build an     accompanying gym facility later, [04:51] ---     then the two could be used synergistically. [04:54] Eurynome     It'll be annoying to balance     the budget otherwise, as well. [04:57] Beelzebub     My head hurts. [04:58] Astaroth     This way it'll promote the health     and wellness of our employees, [05:01] ---     as well as increase morale.     A happy win-win, I think. SIGN    I'm not so sure about that... [05:07] Molech     I'm okay with anything! [05:10] Astaroth     Well, in any event, I wanted to show off     the baths to you all privately first. [05:14] Astaroth     How about we all try it out? [05:17] Beelzebub     Well, I guess if you've already built     them, there's nothing we can do. [05:21] Beelzebub     Let's get in. [05:23] Astaroth     You like baths, so I thought     you'd lean that way. [05:26] Mullin     Why do you know that? [05:29] Astaroth     That's a secret. [05:30] Mullin     Huh? [05:31] Mullin     Eurynome-san? [05:33] Eurynome     I'm leaving. [05:35] Eurynome     I don't feel like taking a bath, [05:37] Eurynome     and I only showed up because     I was invited here. [05:38] Dantalion     It's pretty nice reading while     taking a bath, you know? [05:42] Eurynome     Dantalion-kyun?! [05:47] Eurynome     A hot young boy covered in steam... [05:49] Eurynome     Drops of water gliding down that wonderfully     smooth and white skin... [05:52] Eurynome     His nape, his waist... [05:54] Eurynome     The hot steam rises and dampens his hair... [05:57] Eurynome     He'll have his lips slightly parted, [05:59] ---     and the heat will have his     cheeks red like rose petals... [06:03] Eurynome     Thank you! [06:04] N     And Eurynome goes down. [06:08] Dantalion     Well, she can't get in the     bath bleeding that much. [06:12] Mullin     Weren't you supposed to be all     refined in your imagination? [06:16] Beelzebub     See you later, then. [06:18] Mullin     Okay, take your time. [06:20] Mullin     It's kind of cute to see girls     pass through curtains like that. [06:22] Sargatanas     Your Highness, do you have a second? [06:26] Astaroth     Anyway, let's get in. [06:29] Mullin     Astaroth-sama's marks from being     tied up are still there... [06:32] Astaroth     Let's get in that bath. [06:34] N     He was beat up all morning, [06:36] N     being punished for the bath thing. [06:47] Mullin     I thought this whole thing     was idiotic, at first, [06:49] Mullin     but it might be nice to get in a big bath     like this on the way home from work. SIGN    The water's nice. [06:54] Mullin     Yes. [07:00] Mullin     Your signs are water-resistant, huh? SIGN    Yeah. [07:04] Mullin     How are you even writing those anyway? [07:08] N     Some sort of shorthand?     Maybe something magical? SIGN    Shorthand? SIGN    Magic...? [07:12] Astaroth     I wonder if Bell and the others     have gotten in already. [07:15] Astaroth     Kind of get a little excited to know girls     are taking a bath right next door, right? [07:20] Mullin     What are you going on about? [07:23] Astaroth     Right now, the girls are... [07:25] Gocchin     Wow, you're big, Bell. [07:30] Beelzebub     So are you, Gocchin. [07:33] Gocchin     Hey, Bell, could I touch them for a second? [07:37] Beelzebub     Huh? S-Sure... [07:44] Gocchin     Fluff. [07:45] Gocchin     W-Wow... [07:47] Gocchin     So smooth and soft... [07:50] Beelzebub     Gocchin, you're so silly. [07:52] Beelzebub     It's my turn, now. [07:55] Beelzebub     Here I go. [07:58] Astaroth     Something like that is definitely going on. [08:02] Mullin     Wow! Your pecs are amazing, Bro! [08:05] Mullin     Could I touch them for a second? [08:07] Mullin     They're hard as a rock! [08:08] Molech     Mine are pretty amazing, too! [08:10] Mullin     Hey, Molech-san, why are you so buff? [08:13] Molech     Gaze upon me as much as you'd like! [08:14] Molech     Jump rope is an amazing thing! [08:17] Astaroth     Do you men not dream?! [08:19] N     Bath dreams. [08:22] Astaroth     In any event, Azazel,     Bell's are pretty nice, [08:26] ---     but Belphegor's aren't too bad either, huh? SIGN    Why are you asking me? [08:30] Mullin     Hey, stop talking about stuff like that! [08:33] Molech     Boobs are nice! [08:35] Dantalion     Senpai, please stop being stupid. [08:38] Astaroth     Eurynome's aren't that large, [08:40] ---     but they've got a nice shape. [08:43] Astaroth     And Sacchan... [08:45] Astaroth     Sacchan... [08:47] Astaroth     Sacchan... I hope you're not feeling too     bad about yourself in the bath right now. [08:50] Mullin     Someone's going to punch you, you know? [08:53] Mullin     You're not in high school. [08:54] Mullin     Who cares about boobs? [08:56] Astaroth     You know, I've always been about the     boobs, and after staying away from them, [09:00] ---     I think I'm all about the boobs again. [09:02] Astaroth     I'm back onto the boobs, you see? [09:04] Mullin     Stop trying to talk about this     like it's a serious subject! [09:06] Astaroth     You're getting all red. [09:08] Astaroth     You're seriously shy, aren't you? [09:10] Astaroth     I'm kind of worried about you, actually. [09:12] Astaroth     You haven't touched any     boobs before, have you? [09:15] Mullin     Why do you care?! [09:16] Astaroth     You seriously haven't? [09:18] Astaroth     Didn't you ever talk about how [09:20] ---     upper arms feel like boobs,     back in school? [09:22] Mullin     I don't know! [09:24] Molech     Then do you like butts, Mullin?! [09:25] Molech     Or maybe hip bones?! [09:26] Mullin     That's not what I meant... [09:28] N     He's going to go into Gestaltzerfall... [09:31] Mullin     Jeez... [09:38] Dantalion     You know, [09:40] ---     there's that saying that the fat on the     upper arm feels similar to that of boobs, [09:44] ---     but there's no way     they're even close to similar. [09:49] N     It's just an urban legend. [09:53] Mullin     What are you doing, Astaroth-sama? [09:55] Astaroth     Shh... [09:56] Astaroth     I was thinking I might be able     to peak into the women's side. [09:58] Mullin     What?! [09:59] Astaroth     The divider is pretty tall, [10:01] ---     and I don't think I can go out the window... [10:03] Mullin     Wait... [10:04] Mullin     Did this guy add some sort     of hole or way to see them? SIGN    No... Well, it is possible... [10:11] Astaroth     That's rude! [10:12] Astaroth     This is a normal bath. [10:14] Astaroth     If I used some tricks to spy on     them, then it wouldn't be fun! [10:16] Astaroth     Do you not know the satisfaction     of tenacity and hard work in achieving a goal?! [10:21] Mullin     If only he wasn't talking     about spying on girls, [10:23] ---     that would have sounded pretty good. SIGN    I know, right? [10:25] Astaroth     There's no way to spy on them at all! [10:29] Astaroth     Why did I build this bath?! [10:31] Mullin     You built a bath to spy on the     girls that you got to come to it? [10:34] Mullin     That's a pretty aggressive way of thinking... [10:36] Astaroth     Do you not want to see a fully unclad Bell? [10:38] Mullin     No. [10:39] Astaroth     Do you know how rare that is? [10:42] Mullin     I've kind of see that before, though. [10:45] Mullin     You know, I went to go wake up Her Highness     all the time for the first few days I started, [10:51] Mullin     but now she wakes up on her own. [10:54] Mullin     I wonder if she's going to sleep earlier. [10:56] Astaroth     That's it! [10:57] Astaroth     Large baths sometimes have [10:58] ---     the water connected between the men's and     women's side underneath the divider, right?! SIGN    Men's bath [11:02] Mullin     Hold on! [11:04] Mullin     Why are you diving down?! [11:05] Molech     Are we having a diving contest?! [11:08] Mullin     Are you trying to get to the other side? [11:09] Mullin     I doubt there's any gap... [11:11] Dantalion     Just leave them be. [11:13] Mullin     But... SIGN    Mullin, there's a Jacuzzi bath over there. [11:16] Mullin     Seriously? SIGN    Over there. [11:17] N     Amount of worry less than Jacuzzi SIGN    Amount of worry < Jacuzzi [11:26] Mullin     Isn't it hard to figure out exactly     where to put the jets in a Jacuzzi? SIGN    Yeah, but you kind of figure it out anyway. [11:33] N     It doesn't quite reach     the shoulders and back. [11:49] Molech     You're done already?! [11:51] N     Out of breath. [11:56] Astaroth     Where am I?! [11:57] Mullin     You're awake? [11:58] Mullin     You must really want to     spy on the women's bath. [12:01] Astaroth     Of course I do! [12:03] Mullin     Don't cry. It's pathetic. [12:07] Astaroth     God made boobs, you know? [12:11] Astaroth     You could say that looking at     them in wonder is our duty. [12:16] Astaroth     Whether they be small or large,     they're a treasure upon this world. [12:20] Astaroth     Why feel shame about wanting to admire them? [12:23] Mullin     No, that's something you     should feel shame about. [12:24] N     God would be angry, too. [12:27] Astaroth     Oh yeah, I need to get out quickly. [12:29] Mullin     What's the hurry? [12:31] Astaroth     If I can't spy on them in the bath, then I need     to do it while they're changing, at least! [12:35] Mullin     Are you crazy? [12:36] N     Now he's being straight! [12:38] Mullin     Stop it! [12:39] Mullin     You know this is illegal, right? [12:40] Astaroth     Shh! [12:40] Astaroth     Be quiet! [12:42] Mullin     Actually, the women's bath is pretty quiet, [12:44] Mullin     considering we were pretty     loud in the men's bath... [12:54] Astaroth     Those are some pretty legs. [12:57] Beelzebub     Sargatanas was correct... [13:00] Mullin     Your Highness! [13:01] Beelzebub     She was saying that Astaroth     was going to try and spy on us, [13:03] ---     so it'd be better if we didn't get in yet. [13:06] Beelzebub     But I didn't think that you, Mullin,     would do the same thing as Astaroth! [13:12] Mullin     No, Your Highness! [13:14] Mullin     There's a reason why I— [13:16] Mullin     You've got it wrong, Your Highness! [13:19] Sargatanas     In any event, let's enjoy     the bath, Your Highness. [13:23] Beelzebub     Yes, I think it'll be great. [13:25] Gocchin     I'm glad Azazel-sama wasn't with them. [13:28] Mullin     Your Highness! [13:30] Astaroth     Sacchan really ties you up well... [13:34] Dantalion     All idiots. [13:35] N     The gym was properly     opened on a future day. SIGN    Coffee Milk SIGN    Fruit Milk [13:48] Mullin     I want to disappear. [13:51] Astaroth     I'm sorry, Mullin. [13:53] Astaroth     I got a little carried away in the bath, is all. [13:57] Mullin     You can see girls naked without spying     on them in the bath anyway, right? [14:05] Mullin     You're always with a     bunch of different girls. [14:09] Astaroth     It's a different kind of feeling. [14:12] Astaroth     You just don't get it. [14:14] Mullin     Just stop it already! [14:23] Beelzebub     The Pomeranian I saw on     TV yesterday was so cute! [14:29] Caim     A Pomeranian, huh? [14:31] Gocchin     The same as Mitarashi-chan, huh? [14:33] Beelzebub     Mitarashi? [14:34] Gocchin     Yeah, Mullin-kun's dog... [14:38] Beelzebub     Mullin's dog?! [14:40] Gocchin     Huh? [14:41] Caim     Is there something wrong, Your Highness? [14:43] Beelzebub     Mullin has a dog?! [14:45] Gocchin     I guess it's his family's dog? [14:48] Gocchin     I'm not sure. [14:49] Beelzebub     There's a dog at his family's house?! [14:51] Gocchin     Why are you so surprised?! SIGN    I Want to Learn More... [15:00] Beelzebub     Gocchin, why do you know     so much about Mullin? [15:04] Gocchin     I don't know that much. [15:06] Gocchin     I just happened to talk to him     about it last time I saw him. [15:10] Caim     You don't talk to your assistant about     that sort of thing, Your Highness? [15:14] Beelzebub     No, I don't ask him anything     about his personal life... [15:18] Gocchin     You don't? [15:19] Beelzebub     Well, I thought I'd be     infringing on his privacy [15:22] Beelzebub     or it'd be some form of harassment if I did. [15:26] N     A boss that is a bit too cautious. [15:30] Gocchin     I think you can talk about stuff like that. [15:33] Gocchin     I talk to Caim-san about a lot of stuff, too. [15:36] Caim     Yes, a lot of stuff. [15:39] Beelzebub     I see. [15:45] Beelzebub     So you have a dog? I heard about it from Gocchin. [15:50] Mullin     Yeah, at my parents' house. [15:53] Mullin     It saddens me taht I only get to     see my dog once in a while. [15:56] Mullin     Mitarashi looks like a mitarashi dango, [15:58] ---     so that's how we came up with the name. [16:00] Mullin     Really cute, right? [16:03] Beelzebub     So fluffy... [16:06] Beelzebub     Just from looking, I'd say this     is around 85 points, close to 90. [16:10] Beelzebub     A killer furball weapon! [16:14] Mullin     That doesn't feel like a compliment. [16:16] Mullin     When I go home, he wags his     tail so much when he sees me. [16:19] Beelzebub     I'm sure Mitarashi-chan misses you. [16:24] Mullin     Well, my little sisters     take him on walks now. [16:27] Beelzebub     Little sisters?! [16:28] Mullin     I didn't tell you? [16:30] Mullin     They're twins, about yea big. [16:32] Beelzebub     Twins?! [16:35] Beelzebub     Twin sisters... [16:37] Beelzebub     Mullin... [16:39] Beelzebub     You're a big brother, huh? [16:42] Mullin     Yes. That's right. [16:51] Beelzebub     Could I call you big onii-chan? [16:53] Mullin     Huh?! [16:59] Astaroth     You look bored. [17:01] Beelzebub     I'm fine. [17:05] Beelzebub     Why are you lying on me, anyway?! [17:08] Astaroth     It makes me feel better. [17:10] Astaroth     Ow... [17:11] Beelzebub     I don't know anything about Mullin. [17:15] Astaroth     That's surprising. [17:17] Astaroth     I was expecting you to ask     him anything and everything. [17:20] Beelzebub     Well, I don't want to pry. [17:23] Astaroth     You don't want him to dislike you, huh? [17:26] Astaroth     Hey, Bell. [17:28] Astaroth     You don't ask me a lot of things either, [17:30] ---     because you don't want     me to dislike you, right? [17:32] Beelzebub     Well, there's nothing I     really want to ask you. [17:34] Astaroth     Don't be so brutally honest, Bell. [17:37] N     She doesn't care at all. [17:40] Astaroth     You know, there's a lot of things     you don't know about someone, [17:43] ---     even if you think you do. [17:46] Beelzebub     That happens to you, too, Astaroth? [17:47] Astaroth     More like you know less than you actually do. [17:51] Beelzebub     Is that how it works? [17:55] Astaroth     I wonder why women suddenly     decide to get married. [18:01] Astaroth     They bring it up out of nowhere... [18:03] Astaroth     So what was I to them? [18:06] Beelzebub     I have no clue what you're talking about. [18:08] N     Women give no warning. [18:12] Astaroth     Why not try practice     asking questions with me? [18:15] Beelzebub     There's nothing I want to ask you. [18:18] Astaroth     Well, I'll ask you questions and     you can see how it's done, then. [18:21] Astaroth     Let's have a lesson with your big brother. [18:23] Beelzebub     Okay. [18:25] Astaroth     What's your favorite color? [18:26] Beelzebub     White. [18:28] Astaroth     What do you like to drink? [18:29] Beelzebub     Plum kelp tea and soy milk. [18:31] Astaroth     Have you seen any movies lately? [18:32] Beelzebub     I saw I Miss You, White Gossamer. [18:35] Astaroth     What color panties are you wearing— SIGN    Astaroth Police 24! [18:38] N     Astaroth Police 24! [18:46] Mullin     Your Highness, good work today. [18:49] Mullin     About tomorrow... [18:51] Beelzebub     I should ask something. [18:53] Beelzebub     What he likes to eat... [18:53] Mullin     The event location for the dinner     tomorrow has been changed. [18:55] Beelzebub     What his favorite color is... [18:56] Beelzebub     His blood type... [18:58] Beelzebub     No, I can't. [18:59] ---     He might think I'm trying to look up our     compatibility if I ask him his blood type! [19:02] Mullin     Your Highness, are you listening? [19:04] Beelzebub     I am! [19:06] Beelzebub     What did you eat for breakfast this morning? [19:09] Beelzebub     What do you do on your days off? [19:12] Beelzebub     There are so many things I want to ask. [19:15] Beelzebub     I want to ask everything. [19:16] Beelzebub     I want to know everything. [19:19] Beelzebub     But... [19:21] Beelzebub     I'm a bit scared to know     everything about him. [19:26] Beelzebub     Mullin on his days off... [19:28] Beelzebub     He might be going out with     someone I'm not aware of. [19:30] Beelzebub     He might be a completely different person. [19:34] Beelzebub     I don't think I'd want to know that. [19:39] Beelzebub     I want to know everything, but then, why... [19:44] Beelzebub     Maybe I'll ask something different. [19:47] Beelzebub     U-Um... [19:48] Mullin     Yes? [19:50] Beelzebub     Um... I... [19:52] Mullin     Yes? [19:53] Beelzebub     Um... Um... [19:57] Beelzebub     What are you going to do when you get home? [20:00] Beelzebub     What time do you go to bed? [20:02] Beelzebub     Do you watch TV? [20:04] Beelzebub     Is there a show you like? [20:07] Beelzebub     Or do you go out? [20:10] Beelzebub     Are you spending time with anyone... [20:13] Beelzebub     I should just ask, but I just can't say it. [20:17] (Flashback) Astaroth     What do you like to drink? [20:19] (Flashback) Astaroth     Have you seen any movies lately? [20:21] Beelzebub     That's right. [20:22] Beelzebub     I should just ask normally like Astaroth did. [20:25] Beelzebub     Um... [20:27] Beelzebub     Today... [20:28] Mullin     Yes? [20:29] Beelzebub     What color underwear are you wearing?! [20:34] Mullin     What? [20:37] Beelzebub     I-I messed up! [20:39] Beelzebub     He got into my head! [20:43] Beelzebub     U-Um... That's not what I... [20:47] Mullin     Black, I think... [20:53] Beelzebub     I... see... [20:56] N     And then Her Highness thought to herself, [20:59] ---     "Maybe I don't need to know everything..." [22:48] Gocchin     What's going on? [22:58] N     And when she passed through the tunnel... SIGN    Bichon Frise [23:02] N     Old English Sheepdog [23:03] [SONG] N     Samoyed SIGN    Chow Chow SIGN    Pomeranian [23:16] Gocchin     Amazing! All the fluffy dogs Bell loves are here. [23:28] Beelzebub     So fluffy... Fluffy... [23:29] N     And it was heaven. SIGN    I Want to Say "Cute." SIGN    Let's Go to the Beach.