4 - Charge! Aho Girl!

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[00:00] Ryuuichi
    I'm Kurosaki Ryuuichi.
    I'm one of Sis's soldiers.
[00:03] Ryuuichi
    I won't let anyone get away
    with insulting Sis or me.
[00:05] Sign
    You're working under
    Yoshiko the Idiot?
[00:05] Sign
    Yeah, you're
    an idiot, too.
SIGN    All right! Two-on-one
    against A-kun!
[01:12] Ryuuichi
    You're good, bastard.
[01:15] Yoshiko
    Oh! It's heating up in here!
[01:19] Yoshiko
    Speaking of heating up...
[01:22] Yoshiko
    It's getting steamy on my soap today,
    but I forgot to set a recording for it!
[01:26] Yoshiko
    I'mma go home and watch!
[01:28] Akuru
    Get back here, you idiot!
[01:30] Ryuuichi
    I won't let you interfere with Sis—
[01:32] Akuru
    Shut up!
[01:37] Ryuuichi
    Nice punch, bro.
[01:40] Ryuuichi
    Y-You know, I wouldn't mind
[01:42] Ryuuichi
    being friends with a guy like you.
[01:47] Akuku
    No thanks.
[01:48] [SONG] Sign
    To Be Continued!
SIGN    Pachi Ranger Show
SIGN    Part 13
[01:51] Yoshiko
    All right, kids!
[01:53] Yoshiko
    Are you ready to welcome the Pachi Rangers?!
[01:57] Mamoru
    She said she'd take us somewhere cool...
[01:59] Masaru
    But the hero show at
    the department store?!
[02:03] Mom
    Aren't they adorable?
[02:04] Boys
    Crap. It's embarrassing just to watch.
[02:07] Yoshiko
    Now, you, too!
[02:09] Nozomi
    Huh? Me, too?
[02:10] Mamoru
    D-Don't, Nozomi!
[02:12] Yoshiko
    You gotta enjoy everything as much
    as you can! You only live once!
[02:17] Nozomi
    Right! Okay, Yoshiko-oneechan!
[02:20] Masaru
    Wait, Nozomi!
[02:21] Masaru
    Don't be like Yoshiko!
    It'll ruin you as a human being!
[02:24] Yoshiko
    She'll be fine!
[02:25] Mamoru
    No, she won't!
[02:26] Masaru
    So don't!
SIGN    Pachi Ranger Show
[02:31] Monster
    This venue now belongs to us!
[02:34] Monster
    Now, which of you should I take hostage?
[02:38] Yoshiko
    What?!
[02:39] Yoshiko
    You'd never pick me! You wouldn't, right?!
[02:41] Monster
    Huh? Yeah, uh, no, not you.
[02:43] Yoshiko
    You serious?!
[02:45] Monster
    All right!
[02:47] Monster
    I choose this girl!
[02:49] Nozomi
    Yoshiko-oneechan!
[02:51] Yoshiko
    Nozomi-chan!
[02:52] Yoshiko
    Damn you! Pachi Rangers, come quick!
[02:56] Monster
    How do you feel now? Scared?
[03:00] Yoshiko
    Wh-Where are they? Why aren't they here yet?!
[03:03] Mamoru
    Hey, they've got a script to follow...
[03:05] Yoshiko
    Am...
[03:06] Yoshiko
    Am I gonna have to fight you?!
[03:09] Mamoru
    Wait!
[03:09] Masaru
    Yoshiko, it's just a show!
[03:11] Yoshiko
    Show or not, Nozomi-chan's tears are real!
[03:15] Yoshiko
    So I have to save her, and now!
[03:19] Monster
    What?
[03:20] Yoshiko
    As her friend...
[03:21] Yoshiko
    and her hero!
[03:22] Nozomi
    Yoshiko-oneechan!
[03:25] Yoshiko
    Transform!
[03:26] Mamoru
    You're just having your own fun!
[03:28] Masaru
    Crap! If Yoshiko saves Nozomi here, she'll
    get even more attached to Yoshiko, and...
[03:36] Mamoru
    We have to do this!
[03:37] Masaru
    To defend our friend's future!
[03:39] Yoshiko
    Oh, you guys!
[03:41] Yoshiko
    If you're gonna fight, wear these!
[03:42] Yoshiko
    Transform!
[03:43] Yoshiko
    We're the Super Pachi Rangers!
[03:56] Mamoru
    M-Monster! Don't let Yoshiko take you down!
[03:59] Masaru
    Go down with this!
[04:01] Monster
    Huh?
[04:02] Mamoru
    Don't think, just go down!
[04:04] Masaru
    Our friend's future is at stake here!
[04:06] Monster
    Wha... Huh?
[04:07] Nozomi
    Save me!
[04:09] Yoshiko
    I'll deal the final blow!
[04:10] Mamoru
    Stop it, you idiot!
[04:12] Masaru
    We're begging you! Take a hint!
[04:15] Monster
    Um... Er...
[04:19] Monster
    Ah! You got me!
[04:21] Boys
    Yes!
[04:27] Nozomi
    I was so scared!
[04:29] Mamoru
    We're the ones who beat him!
[04:30] Masaru
    Yoshiko's just some idiot!
[04:34] Nozomi
    Thank you...
[04:37] Nozomi
    Yoshiko-oneechan!
[04:39] Yoshiko
    Just doing my job.
[04:40] Boys
    Seriously?!
[04:42] Narration
    Keep doing your best to defend
    the girl's future, boys!
[04:51] Ryuuichi
    I'm Kurosaki Ryuuichi.
    I'm one of Sis's soldiers.
[04:54] Ryuuichi
    To try to make friends
    with this "A-kun" guy,
[04:57] Ryuuichi
    I'm going through Sis's tough training.
[04:59] Yoshiko
    What is your one true joy?!
[05:01] Ryuuichi
    To serve at Akutsu-sama's feet!
[05:03] Yoshiko
    What are you?!
[05:04] Ryuuichi
    Akutsu-sama's faithful dog!
[05:07] Yoshiko
    Yes! Perfect!
[05:09] Ryuuichi
    Thank you, Sis!
[05:11] [SONG] Sign
    To Be Continued!
SIGN    Counseling
SIGN    Part 14
[05:20] Teacher
    Hanabatake-san, what don't you understand?
[05:23] Yoshiko
    How bananas can be this delicious.
[05:25] Teacher
    I'm asking about school!
[05:27] Yoshiko
    Why teachers keep trying to teach me?
[05:30] Teacher
    Because you're an idiot!
[05:33] Akuru
    Sensei, are you okay?
[05:34] Teacher
    I-I've got this, Akutsu-kun.
[05:37] Teacher
    Since you're having trouble
    holding a conversation,
[05:39] Teacher
    we'll start with studying
    language arts, Hanabatake-san.
[05:42] Yoshiko
    Can I have a banana?
[05:43] Teacher
    I just gave you one!
[05:44] Yoshiko
    I already finished it!
[05:47] Yoshiko
    If I can't have one, I'm going home to play!
[05:48] Teacher
    I-I'll go buy one.
[05:50] Akuru
    Please... Hang in there.
[05:54] Yoshiko
    "Yasuko and Takashi went
    their separate ways."
[05:57] Yoshiko
    "They live their lives as best they can and
    spend their nights holding back their tears."
[06:01] Teacher
    Now, how does Yasuko feel?
[06:03] Yoshiko
    Ask Yasuko if you wanna know!
[06:06] Yoshiko
    I'm Yoshiko!
[06:07] Teacher
    Read the story and figure it out!
[06:09] Teacher
    The answer is "lonely"!
[06:11] Yoshiko
    Yasuko isn't that simple a woman!
[06:14] Yoshiko
    Yasuko truly cares for Takeshi!
[06:16] Teacher
    It's "Takashi"!
[06:17] Yoshiko
    You don't understand a thing.
[06:20] Yoshiko
    Have you ever been in love, Sensei?
[06:23] Teacher
    Ba-dum...
[06:24] Yoshiko
    S-So what if I haven't?
[06:26] Yoshiko
    A 28-year-old female teacher
    who's never been in love, eh?
[06:30] Teacher
    So what?
[06:32] Yoshiko
    If you think you can understand someone's
    feelings, then tell me what I feel right now.
[06:38] Teacher
    I-I want to eat another banana?
[06:41] Yoshiko
    Wrong!
[06:42] Yoshiko
    Actually, I ate so much, I'm about to hurl!
[06:45] Teacher
    How am I supposed to know that?!
[06:46] Yoshiko
    Exactly!
[06:47] Yoshiko
    You don't even know how I feel,
    and I'm right in front of you!
[06:49] Yoshiko
    How can you know how Yasuko feels?
[06:53] Yoshiko
    I'm a girl deep in love, but Yasuko's
    feelings are too complex even for me!
[06:57] Teacher
    So you don't know, either!
[06:59] Yoshiko
    Exactly.
[07:00] Yoshiko
    But you see...
[07:03] Yoshiko
    I know that I don't know!
[07:08] Teacher
    I-I... I...
[07:11] Akuru
    T-Take it easy, Sensei.
[07:13] Yoshiko
    When one knows that one does not
    know, only then can one learn.
[07:17] Teacher
    That's...
[07:18] Yoshiko
    How a girl feels when she's in love...
[07:20] Yoshiko
    How a girl feels when she's
    eaten too many bananas...
[07:23] Yoshiko
    You don't know anything, Sensei!
[07:27] Yoshiko
    Feeling like you know something by
    getting answers from a textbook...
[07:30] Yoshiko
    Is that what you call education?!
[07:34] Teacher
    Ka-boom!
[07:36] Yoshiko
    That is why I play all day, every day—
[07:39] Yoshiko
    Ooh, a banana!
[07:40] Teacher
    I... I didn't know anything...
[07:42] Yoshiko
    Mmm, yummy!
[07:44] Akuru
    No, Sensei! Don't let Yoshiko
    get into your head!
[07:47] Teacher
    Akutsu-kun...
[07:49] Teacher
    Teach me...
[07:50] Teacher
    Teach me what love is!
[07:51] Akuru
    What are you saying?!
[07:52] Teacher
    You don't like older women?!
[07:54] Akuru
    Seriously, what are you saying?!
[07:55] Teacher
    I mean, I'm a teacher, but I
    don't know anything! So please!
[08:00] Akuru
    Don't take anything that
    idiot says seriously!
[08:02] Teacher
    I've never been in love before! How could
    I ever understand how Yasuko feels?!
[08:06] Akuru
    Enough! Open your eyes!
[08:14] Akuru
    I'm counting on you, Sensei!
[08:16] Akuru
    If you give up, no one will
    ever teach Yoshiko anything!
[08:20] Akuru
    I-I'm counting on you...
SIGN    Aho Girl
[08:26] Ryuuichi
    I'm Kurosaki Ryuuichi.
    I'm one of Sis's soldiers.
[08:29] Ryuuichi
    At last, it's time for the final battle.
[08:33] Ryuuichi
    I'm begging you! I'll do anything!
[08:37] Akuru
    What do you want?
[08:39] Ryuuichi
    I exist solely to love and
    serve my venerable master!
[08:42] Ryuuichi
    Please...
[08:43] Ryuuichi
    Please!
[08:47] Akuru
    Okay, fine.
[08:51] Akuru
    If you want to serve me that
    badly, I'll use you like a tool.
[08:55] Akuru
    So serve me well.
[08:57] Ryuuichi
    With my gratitude and utmost pleasure!
[08:59] Yoshiko
    You did it! Now you're A-kun's dog!
[09:02] Ryuuichi
    Yes!
[09:03] Ryuuichi
    Huh?
[09:05] Ryuuichi
    I wanted to be his friend!
[09:08] Yoshiko
    Is that right?
SIGN    The End
SIGN    Class 1-2
SIGN    Part 15
[09:14] Yoshiko
    It's A-kun's birthday tomorrow!
[09:16] Sayaka
    Oh, really?
[09:18] Yoshiko
    So let's break into A-kun's room tonight!
[09:22] Sayaka
    Sure, let's—
[09:23] Sayaka
    Huh?
[09:24] Yoshiko
    And we'll figure out what A-kun wants there!
[09:28] Sayaka
    B-But he'll be really mad if he finds out.
[09:31] Yoshiko
    Don't worry! I'm used to it!
[09:32] Sayaka
    But I'm not!
[09:33] President
    I heard that.
[09:35] Yoshiko
    You...
[09:37] Yoshiko
    Boob President!
[09:39] President
    Y-You're taking me with you.
[09:41] President
    I want to sneak into Akutsu-kun's room—
[09:44] President
    I mean, I want to give
    Akutsu-kun a present, too!
[09:46] Yoshiko
    Then answer me this.
[09:48] Yoshiko
    Are your feelings as huge as your boobs?
[09:52] President
    Y-Yes, they are!
[09:54] Yoshiko
    Damn, they're huge!
[09:55] Yoshiko
    Okay! It'll be the three of us!
[09:58] Sayaka
    Do I have to go, too?
[10:02] Yoshiko
    Jump.
[10:04] President
    Jump.
SIGN    Don't come in here!
[10:21] Yoshiko
    Sleeping like a baby.
[10:22] President
    His sleeping face... So cute!
[10:25] Yoshiko
    Boo!
[10:29] President
    What do you think you're doing, you idiot?!
[10:37] President
    Damn that idiot...
[10:41] President
    J-Just one picture of him sleeping...
[10:48] President
    I-I'm so sorry...
[10:50] Yoshiko
    I found A-kun's boxers!
[10:53] President
    What?!
[10:54] Yoshiko
    Sniff, sniff.
[10:57] President
    What are you doing?!
[10:58] Sayaka
    K-Keep it down! If we're too loud—
[11:01] President
    I'm confiscating those as
    disciplinary committee president!
[11:03] Yoshiko
    Hahaha! You can't have 'em!
[11:05] President
    Hand them over!
[11:07] Ruri
    Onii-chan, keep it dow—
[11:12] Yoshiko
    Let me out...
[11:18] Sayaka
    Hurry up and do what you came to do!
[11:21] President
    Yes.
[11:23] Sayaka
    What are you doing?!
[11:25] Yoshiko
    I'm kinda sleepy.
[11:27] President
    W-Well, I'm sleepy, too!
[11:30] Yoshiko
    No room for you, Boob President!
[11:33] President
    There's no room for you!
[11:35] Sayaka
    U-Um...
[11:36] Yoshiko
    Now then, A-kun, have a goodnight kiss!
[11:40] President
    Whoa! Don't you dare!
[11:44] Yoshiko
    Nah, I'm sleepy.
[11:53] Akuru
    Hey, blockheads...
[11:55] Akuru
    What the hell are you thinking?
[11:57] President
    Well, um...
[11:59] Sayaka
    You can say that again!
[12:03] Sayaka
    We came here to think about
    what you'd want for a present,
[12:06] Sayaka
    but Yoshiko-chan and the
    president went way too far.
[12:09] Sayaka
    Please... Just please...
[12:13] Sayaka
    What are you thinking?!
[12:21] OTP
    I-I'm sorry.
SIGN    Summertime! Aho Girl
[12:25] Yoshiko
    Next time: "Summertime! Aho Girl!"