11 - Final Battle! Decisive Blow! Aho Girl

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SIGN    Part 40
SIGN    Let's try a little harder!
[01:11] Yoshiko
    Cheer up, Ruri-chan!
[01:12] Ruri
    Yoshiko?!
[01:13] Yoshiko
    You might be bad at school, but there
    are plenty of other things you can do!
[01:17] Ruri
    R-Really? Like what?
[01:21] Yoshiko
    Dunno.
[01:22] Ruri
    Think of something first!
[01:24] Yoshiko
    Then what can you do?
[01:25] Ruri
    Huh?
[01:26] Ruri
    Wh-What can I do?
[01:28] Ruri
    I haven't tried to do anything but study...
[01:31] Yoshiko
    But you're bad at studying, right?
[01:34] Ruri
    Wait...
[01:36] Ruri
    Am I screwed?
[01:37] Yoshiko
    Let's try doing some different stuff!
[01:39] Yoshiko
    Cooking!
SIGN    Slice
[01:40] Ruri
    Gah!
[01:41] Yoshiko
    Sewing!
SIGN    Stab
[01:42] Ruri
    Gah!
[01:43] Yoshiko
    Drawing!
[01:44] Yoshiko
    Horizontal bar!
[01:45] Yoshiko
    Jump rope!
[01:46] Yoshiko
    Bicycle!
[01:50] Ruri
    Don't look at me like that!
[01:52] Ruri
    Have I always been this useless?
[01:56] Ruri
    I've lived eleven years,
    and I have nothing to show!
[02:01] Yoshiko
    Tricycle!
[02:04] Ruri
    I can ride this!
[02:05] Ruri
    Anyone can ride that!
[02:09] Ruri
    I'll master one thing, whatever it takes!
[02:11] Ruri
    Don't let go until I say to, Yoshiko.
[02:13] Yoshiko
    You got it!
[02:15] Ruri
    Here I go!
[02:17] Yoshiko
    Oh, a dragonfly.
[02:21] Yoshiko
    Wait for me!
[02:23] Ruri
    Now you can't let go!
[02:29] Ruri
    A-All right! This is going great!
[02:38] Ruri
    Cut that out!
[02:40] Yoshiko
    Ruri-chan, you're all beat up!
[02:41] Ruri
    Because of you!
[02:43] Ruri
    Whatever! I'll do this by myself!
[02:45] Yoshiko
    No! Don't be reckless!
[02:46] Ruri
    Move!
[02:47] Ruri
    Don't blame me if I hit you!
[02:50] Yoshiko
    Ruri-chan!
[02:52] Yoshiko
    A-Are you okay?
[02:55] Ruri
    It's only natural to fail the first time.
[03:02] Ruri
    But if I keep picking myself up
[03:04] Ruri
    and trying again,
[03:06] Ruri
    one day...
[03:07] Ruri
    I'll succeed!
[03:08] Yoshiko
    You mean studying, too?
[03:10] Ruri
    One day, I'll be good at that, too!
[03:17] Yoshiko
    She's fallen down hundreds of times.
[03:20] Yoshiko
    She's got guts!
[03:22] Ruri
    I won't let this be over until
    I've achieved something!
[03:26] Ruri
    I'll show you what I can do!
[03:33] Yoshiko
    Ruri-chan!
[03:37] Ruri
    I can't even ride a bike.
[03:40] Ruri
    What else can you do but laugh?
[03:43] Ruri
    Quit laughing!
[03:44] Yoshiko
    Seriously?!
[03:46] Ruri
    I'm not...
[03:47] Ruri
    I'm not going home until I can ride this!
[03:50] Yoshiko
    Wow, that's intense!
[03:53] Yoshiko
    You must be...
[03:54] Yoshiko
    the hardest worker in
    the world, Ruri-chan!
[04:00] Ruri
    Yoshiko...
[04:02] Yoshiko
    Too bad you can't show anything for it!
[04:03] Ruri
    Shut up!
[04:05] Ruri
    I'm not losing to you, Yoshiko!
[04:05] Yoshiko
    Hey, hey, hey, Ruri-chan!
    Let's see who can shout louder!
[04:09] Dog
    One day, you'll be able to do it.
SIGN    Part 41
[04:21] Yoshiko
    How could this happen?
[04:24] Ryuuichi
    What's the matter, Sis?
[04:25] Yoshiko
    The new Banana Froppeccino Deluxe,
    made with three whole bananas,
[04:25] [SONG] Sign
    Limited Time Only
SIGN    Banana Froppeccino
SIGN    Sold out due to unexpected demand
[04:32] Yoshiko
    is sold out everywhere I look.
[04:35] Ryuuichi
    I'll help you search for a shop!
[04:37] Yoshiko
    Seriously?!
[04:38] Yoshiko
    Thank you,
[04:39] Yoshiko
    guy I don't know!
[04:41] Ryuuichi
    I'm your soldier, Ryuuichi!
[04:48] Yoshiko
    None here either, huh?
[04:50] Ryuuichi
    S-Sis...
[04:51] Yoshiko
    R-Ryuuichi-kun?
[04:55] Yoshiko
    What happened to you?
[04:57] Ryuuichi
    I'm sorry.
[04:58] Ryuuichi
    I found a shop in the next town with
    one Banana Froppeccino Deluxe left.
[05:03] Yoshiko
    What?!
[05:04] Ryuuichi
    But it looks like some guys from
    Dick High were looking for one, too.
[05:08] Ryuuichi
    I tried my best to stop them,
[05:11] Ryuuichi
    but there were just too many.
[05:14] Yoshiko
    What did you say?
[05:16] Ryuuichi
    I wanted to make you happy...
[05:19] Ryuuichi
    I hate this!
[05:21] Ryuuichi
    What's more, they took one sip and said,
[05:23] Ryuuichi
    "It just tastes like bananas. Nothing special."
[05:26] Ryuuichi
    And then they tossed it out in front of me.
[05:30] Yoshiko
    I see.
[05:31] Yoshiko
    I know how you feel.
[05:34] Yoshiko
    They dare insult our beloved bananas?
[05:37] Yoshiko
    And they dare to throw it away
    without trying to savor the flavor?
[05:40] Yoshiko
    This is unforgivable.
[05:42] Ryuuichi
    No, um...
[05:44] Yoshiko
    I will avenge you, Ryuuichi-kun.
[05:47] Ryuuichi
    Wait— Hold—
[05:50] Yoshiko
    Now I'm mad.
[05:53] Ryuuichi
    S-Sis?!
[05:55] Ryuuichi
    I don't really care about the banana part!
SIGN    Stan K. Dick High School
[06:05] DickA
    That loser back there was a real laugh!
[06:08] DickA
    He had the balls to pick a fight with Sudou-san
[06:10] DickA
    over some banana juice and get his ass beat!
[06:12] Yoshiko
    Is this "Sudou" guy your boss?
[06:15] DickA
    Huh?
[06:16] DickA
    Who the hell are—
[06:19] Yoshiko
    Taste it.
[06:23] DickB
    Y-You—
[06:26] Yoshiko
    Now where's this Sudou guy?
[06:32] DickA
    Sudou-san!
[06:33] DickA
    We've got trouble!
[06:34] DickA
    A friend of the guy you
    messed up is here for revenge!
[06:36] Sudou
    What's that?
[06:46] Yoshiko
    You must be Sudou.
[06:50] Sudou
    Hah. So you messed up some
    minions. Don't get cocky.
[06:54] Sudou
    Listen, bitch. These four,
[06:56] Sudou
    the Four Kings of Dick High, are strong.
[06:59] Yoshiko
    Don't waste my time.
[07:01] Yoshiko
    I'll take all four of you. Right now.
[07:05] DickKingA
    You little bitch!
[07:30] Yoshiko
    This is the end!
[07:31] Yoshiko
    Taste the deliciousness of bananas!
[07:38] Sudou
    I-Impossible.
[07:40] Sudou
    What are you?
[07:41] Yoshiko
    That just leaves you.
[07:45] Sudou
    Look! A flying banana!
[07:47] Yoshiko
    Seriously?!
[07:49] Sudou
    Idiot!
[07:50] Sudou
    Die!
[07:54] Sudou
    Idiot!
[07:59] Yoshiko
    Did you do something just now?
[08:04] Yoshiko
    A-kun's punches hurt a hundred
    times more than that.
[08:19] Yoshiko
    Good, aren't they?
[08:21] Yoshiko
    Savor the flavor.
[08:25] Yoshiko
    I've avenged you,
[08:28] Yoshiko
    Banana Froppeccino Deluxe.
[08:31] Ryuuichi
    I'm telling you!
[08:33] Ryuuichi
    I really don't care about the banana part!
SIGN    Part 42
[08:43] Yoshiko
    Morning, Dog!
[08:46] Yoshiko
    The weather's great!
[08:47] Yoshiko
    Let's forget about school and go for a walk!
[08:52] Akuru
    You're going to school.
SIGN    For you, Pome-chan.
SIGN    I'm so happy.
SIGN    A flower, a flower,
SIGN    a flower for
    Pome-chan
[09:37] Man
    Hey! A kid!
[09:39] Boy
    Someone! Help!
[09:42] Man
    Oh, no! He'll be washed away!
[09:51] Man
    That dog's amazing!
    He's swimming the rapids!
[09:57] Man
    He's saved the boy!
[10:01] Boy
    Thank you...
[10:10] Boy
    Thank you!
[10:28] WomanA
    Th-That dog is attacking my son!
[10:31] WomanA
    Someone catch that dog!
SIGN    Transfers
[10:46] RobberA
    Gimme all your cash!
SIGN    Deposits Withdrawals Transfers Taxes
[10:50] WomanB
    Saori, quiet.
[10:51] RobberB
    Shut up, kid!
[10:56] RobberB
    Or I'll kill ya.
[11:03] RobberA
    Y-You damn dog! You'll pay for that!
[11:11] RobberA
    Wh-What?!
[11:22] TellerA
    He beat him!
[11:24] TellerB
    That dog is incredible!
[11:30] WomanB
    Saori, it's okay now.
[11:41] Saori
    Is that flower for me?
[11:50] Saori
    Thank you, doggy!
[12:05] Yoshiko
    Hey, did you hear?
[12:07] Yoshiko
    There was a bank robbery
    near here yesterday!
[12:10] Akuru
    Really? That's kinda scary.
[12:12] Yoshiko
    But the robbers got done in by
    some passing dog or something!
[12:15] Akuru
    There's no way that's true.
SIGN    Meeting... And! Aho Girl
[12:25] Yoshiko
    Next time: "Meeting... And! Aho Girl!"