6 - A Hot Summer! Aho Girl

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SIGN    Summer Vacation
SIGN    Summer Vacation
SIGN    Summer Vacation
SIGN    Happiness is a banana!
    Aho Girl
SIGN    Happiness is a banana!
    Aho Girl
SIGN    Part 19
[01:08] Yoshiko
    It's the beach!
[01:10] Sayaka
    Yeah!
[01:11] Yoshiko
    It's the beach! It's the
    beach! It's the beach!
[01:13] Yoshiko
    Woohoo!
[01:14] Akuru
    She's more suffocating than the heat.
[01:18] Yoshiko
    Let's start by...
[01:19] Yoshiko
    cracking open a watermelon!
[01:21] Sayaka
    Sounds like fun!
[01:22] Yoshiko
    Hi-yah!
[01:23] Yoshiko
    Done!
[01:25] Sayaka
    You cracked it, but...
[01:27] President
    What an idiot.
[01:28] President
    I came to the beach to get
    closer to Akutsu-kun.
[01:32] President
    Hey, Akutsu-kun.
[01:34] President
    Would you care to...
[01:36] President
    go for a swim together?
[01:38] Yoshiko
    Why, you! Trying to show off that
    giant rack to A-kun, are you?!
[01:41] President
    Wha—
[01:42] President
    I-I had no intention of
    showing off anything!
[01:45] President
    B-But... well...
[01:47] President
    Akutsu-kun is a boy, after all.
[01:49] President
    He might want to have a close look.
[01:51] Akuru
    No, thanks.
[01:53] President
    W-Well, I won't get angry over
    a little peek, you know!
[01:55] Akuru
    Not interested.
[01:56] President
    Look at them!
[01:57] Akuru
    Chill, perv girl!
[01:58] Yoshiko
    I knew it! You do want to show them off!
[02:01] Sayaka
    Th-That's not a good thing to do, I think.
[02:04] Yoshiko
    Punishment time!
[02:06] ---
    H-Hey...
[02:09] President
    Akutsu-kun, help!
[02:11] President
    H-He's enjoying the beach?!
[02:14] Yoshiko
    Now's my chance! Take this!
[02:16] President
    O-Oh, no!
[02:19] Yoshiko
    I've done it.
[02:21] Yoshiko
    I've flattened her boobs
    beneath the weight of sand!
[02:24] Sayaka
    That's an accomplishment?!
[02:26] President
    This is nothing to me!
[02:28] Yoshiko
    Seriously?!
[02:29] Yoshiko
    I-In that case...
[02:31] Sayaka
    Huh?
[02:32] Yoshiko
    Sayaka-chan gets this!
[02:34] Yoshiko
    Now you have the flattest chest
    out of all of us, Boob President!
[02:39] Yoshiko
    Sayaka-chan's got the biggest!
[02:40] Sayaka
    I wonder why I'm crying...
[02:43] Yoshiko
    You're that happy?
[02:44] President
    You are an idiot.
[02:45] Yoshiko
    Say what?!
[02:46] Yoshiko
    You mean this isn't working, either?!
[02:48] President
    Obviously!
[02:49] President
    Now get me out of here.
[02:51] Yoshiko
    I see...
[02:52] Yoshiko
    I never thought I would have to do this.
[02:58] President
    Wait! Not that!
[02:59] President
    Hey, y-you can't do that! Right? Right?!
[03:02] Yoshiko
    I didn't want to have to do this!
[03:04] Yoshiko
    But it's too late now!
[03:07] President
    F-Fine! I was wrong!
[03:10] President
    I-I'm truly sorry for having inconvenienced
    you with my oversized breasts.
[03:15] Yoshiko
    Quit bragging!
[03:16] President
    What do you want me to do?!
[03:18] Yoshiko
    Now I'll just have to...
[03:19] Yoshiko
    pile, pile, and pile on some more!
[03:22] President
    No! Stop! No more!
[03:34] Yoshiko
    Victory is ours!
[03:36] President
    No!
[03:38] President
    No! Take it down! Please!
[03:38] Yoshiko
    Yes! Victory!
[03:39] Akuru
    Shut up...
[03:41] Akuru
    How am I supposed to study like this?!
[03:44] President
    A-Akutsu-kun!
[03:47] President
    Don't look at me right now!
[03:51] Akuru
    I'll take it down.
[03:52] President
    N-No! You can't touch that!
[03:56] President
    From my point of view, it's like it's
    protruding from my nether regions!
[03:59] President
    If you were to touch it...
[04:02] President
    If you touch it...
[04:03] Akuru
    I see.
[04:04] Akuru
    There.
[04:06] President
    No!
[04:12] Yoshie
    If memory serves...
[04:14] Yoshie
    It should be one of these inns.
[04:16] Ryuuichi
    Stop right there.
[04:18] Ryuuichi
    I won't let you ruin
[04:20] Ryuuichi
    our summer vacation!
[04:22] Yoshie
    You little whippersnapper!
SIGN    Part 20
SIGN    Ladies
[04:33] Yoshiko
    I'm in Heaven.
[04:35] Sayaka
    It's very nice.
[04:36] Yoshiko
    This is Paradise.
[04:39] President
    Like some old man.
[04:41] Yoshiko
    A-kun, wanna come over to the ladies' bath?
[04:43] Akuru
    Hell no, you idiot!
[04:45] Yoshiko
    Oh, come on! We used to bathe
    together all the time.
[04:48] Yoshiko
    No need to be so shy!
[04:49] President
    Together?!
[04:50] Yoshiko
    It was so cute. I mean A-kun's...
[04:53] Yoshiko
    weewee!
[04:54] Akuru
    I'm gonna kill you!
[04:55] Yoshiko
    It was, like, this tiny!
[04:57] President
    I-It's... that small?
[05:03] President
    I-I'm not interested! Why
    would I be interested in that?
[05:06] Yoshiko
    Boob President, you're that curious?
[05:09] YoshikO
    Then let's go peeping!
[05:11] President
    Wh-What are you saying?!
[05:12] Yoshiko
    If you like cute things, it's worth a peek!
[05:14] President
    That's not the issue here!
[05:16] President
    And anyway, it's most
    likely not cute anymore!
[05:19] Yoshiko
    What?! How would you know?!
[05:20] President
    C-Common sense.
[05:22] Yoshiko
    How isn't it cute anymore?!
[05:24] President
    Why do I have to explain?!
[05:25] Yoshiko
    I'll just have to see it for myself!
[05:27] President
    No fair!
[05:28] President
    I mean, no!
[05:30] President
    I-It's bigger now.
[05:32] Yoshiko
    Huh?
[05:33] President
    It's so much bigger now, it'll shock you!
[05:35] Yoshiko
    What?!
[05:36] President
    The tip also changes shape
    as the body matures!
[05:39] Yoshiko
    This sounds cool as heck!
[05:40] Yoshiko
    Now I gotta see it! I'm gonna peep!
[05:43] Yoshiko
    I said, you can't!
[05:44] President
    If Akutsu-kun's m-member
    is smaller than average,
[05:48] President
    and he's insecure about it...
[05:50] President
    He'll be deeply hurt by you seeing it!
[05:54] Yoshiko
    Seriously?!
[05:54] President
    They say the more perfect the man, the deeper
    his insecurity when it comes to this topic!
[05:59] Yoshiko
    Dang, you know a lot!
[06:00] Yoshiko
    But if that is the case,
    then I absolutely must see it!
[06:03] President
    No! You can't—
[06:06] Yoshiko
    I must hold him and reassure him
    that I will love him regardless.
[06:12] Yoshiko
    And so our love will deepen!
[06:13] President
    Wha?!
[06:14] Yoshiko
    I'm coming for you,
[06:15] Yoshiko
    A-kun!
[06:17] President
    Stop right there!
[06:18] President
    In the first place, his
    might not be that small!
[06:21] Yoshiko
    If that's the case,
[06:23] Yoshiko
    then I'll just get whacked
    on the head again.
[06:25] Yoshiko
    Knowing that A-kun may be suffering is
    more painful than a whack on the head.
[06:30] Yoshiko
    Now, let go of me! I'm going!
[06:33] President
    I know.
[06:34] President
    There's a 99% chance that this
    idiot will be whacked into orbit.
[06:37] President
    But if that 1% miracle happens...
[06:42] Akuru
    You're my number one girl.
[06:44] President
    No!
[06:46] President
    I'm going, too!
[06:48] Yoshiko
    What?!
[06:48] Yoshiko
    He might whack you on the head!
[06:50] Yoshiko
    Why do you insist?!
[06:52] President
    B-Because...
[06:53] President
    I'm disciplinary committee president!
[06:54] Yoshiko
    Being disciplinary committee
    president's a lot of work!
[06:57] Yoshiko
    Then let us go together.
[06:59] President
    Yes. For Akutsu-kun's sake!
[07:01] President
    Akutsu-kun!
[07:01] Yoshiko
    A-kun!
[07:07] Akuru
    And what the heck are you thinking?
[07:09] President
    I-It's not what you think!
[07:11] President
    I'm not doing this for any weird reasons!
[07:12] President
    I'm doing this purely out of
    concern for your well-being!
[07:15] President
    Not for any weird reasons!
[07:17] Akuru
    I understand.
[07:18] Akuru
    That's enough.
[07:19] President
    You understand?
[07:21] Akuru
    Yeah, sure.
[07:23] President
    Oh, I'm so glad!
[07:25] Sayaka
    No, I don't think that's a good thing!
[07:32] Yoshie
    Well, that was fun.
[07:34] Yoshie
    I'll hit the hot spring and head home!
SIGN    Part 21
[07:48] Yoshiko
    Bye now, A-kun! See you later!
[07:55] Akuru
    For the next two days, Yoshiko
    will be at her grandparents'.
[07:58] Akuru
    A weekend without the
    unpredictable animal next door.
[08:02] Akuru
    I'm going to enjoy every second of it!
[08:07] Akuru
    Huh?
[08:10] Yoshiko
    I thought you'd be lonely without any
    friends, so I'm leaving a dog for you!
[08:13] Akuru
    Hey! Hold it, you idiot! What the hell?!
SIGN    Akutsu Room 201
[08:21] Akuru
    I'll feed and walk you,
    but I'm not playing with you.
[08:24] Akuru
    I hate all animals, including Yoshiko.
[08:30] Akuru
    You understand what I'm saying?
[08:33] Akuru
    I don't really hate you.
[08:36] Akuru
    Just kidding.
[08:38] Akuru
    He understands language
    better than Yoshiko?!
[08:40] Akuru
    Wait, what am I thinking?!
[08:42] Akuru
    He's an animal, just like Yoshiko!
[08:45] Akuru
    I'm going to go to my room and watch a movie.
[08:47] Akuru
    You will not move from this
    spot or bark. Understand?
[08:52] Akuru
    Don't look at me with those eyes!
[08:57] Akuru
    No matter how many times I see
    this movie, it still amazes me.
SIGN    I don't need words between friends.
[09:02] Akuru
    Especially this farewell scene.
[09:06] Akuru
    What?!
[09:07] Akuru
    Wait, do you understand how
    amazing this scene is?
[09:11] Akuru
    You can't be serious!
[09:12] Akuru
    Yoshiko laughed her head off at it!
[09:14] Akuru
    Can you believe her?!
SIGN    Crap (impossible) 20 points
SIGN    Boring (bleh) 40 points
SIGN    Okay 60 points
SIGN    Pretty good 80 points
SIGN    No complaints 100 points
SIGN    A Miracle 120 points
[09:16] Akuru
    How would you rate this movie?
[09:19] Akuru
    You do get it!
[09:22] Akuru
    D-Does this mean...
[09:24] Akuru
    that a dog can understand me?
[09:29] Yoshiko
    Caught A-kun in an affair with a dog.
[09:32] Yoshiko
    Aw, so you felt that lonely?
[09:34] Yoshiko
    I was totally right to come back early.
[09:36] Akuru
    Y-You idiot! What do you mean, an "affair"?!
[09:39] Yoshiko
    Well, you were getting along with a dog!
[09:42] Akuru
    H-How in the hell could I ever get
    along with some dumb animal?
SIGN    Shock
[09:47] Akuru
    Shoot! Reflex!
[09:50] Yoshiko
    Don't worry about it. A-kun has a hard
    time getting along with anyone but me.
[09:54] Akuru
    N-No!
[09:56] Akuru
    I didn't mean to—
[09:57] Akuru
    Wait! Don't—
[10:00] Akuru
    I didn't mean it!
[10:03] Yoshiko
    Huh? Mean what?
[10:04] Akuru
    Um, well, uh...
[10:11] Akuru
    That pose...
[10:17] Akuru
    Let's play again sometime.
[10:19] Dog
    Woof.
[10:20] Yoshiko
    I wonder if A-kun's feeling a bit tired.
SIGN    Part 22
[10:31] Yoshiko
    Yes!
[10:33] Yoshiko
    I'm gonna dance the night away!
[10:35] Ushikubo
    She's here again...
SIGN    The Neighborhood Association
[10:37] Ushikubo
    The Bon Dance Girl!
[10:40] Ushikubo
    She comes to the Bon Dance every year
[10:43] Ushikubo
    and uses her uncommon stamina and random
    dance moves to hold the viewers' attention.
SIGN    The Neighborhood Association
[10:48] Ushikubo
    But not this year!
[10:50] Association
    Ushikubo-san!
[10:52] Yoshiko
    All right! I'm ready!
[10:54] Association
    She's messing it up before it even starts?!
[10:56] Ushikubo
    Whoa, hang on. You can't wear that.
[11:00] Yoshiko
    Seriously?!
[11:01] Yoshiko
    Dang, so it really is
    too sexy for this dance?
[11:04] Ushikubo
    Uh... yeah.
[11:05] Yoshiko
    Well, can't help that, then.
[11:07] Ushikubo
    I suppose not.
[11:08] Association-A
    What're you blushing for?!
[11:10] Yoshiko
    I can't wait for the Bon Dance!
[11:11] Ushikubo
    Same here. We've been practicing a lot.
[11:14] Yoshiko
    Really? I can't wait to see you guys dance!
[11:17] Ushikubo
    We'll dance our best.
[11:19] Ushikubo
    Hey, she seems like a good girl.
[11:22] Yoshiko
    Well, anyway, I look forward
    to dancing with you,
[11:24] Yoshiko
    my background dancers!
SIGN    This...
    bitch...!!
[11:29] Announcer
    The Bon Dance will begin shortly.
[11:32] Yoshiko
    All right!
[11:33] Ushikubo
    Now! Formation Alpha!
[11:35] Yoshiko
    Th-This is...
[11:36] Ushikubo
    How's this? No matter how you
    dance, no one will see you!
[11:53] Ushikubo
    What?!
[11:55] Ushikubo
    I won't...
[11:56] Association
    I won't let you!
[11:59] Yoshiko
    Wow! Nice bods!
[12:00] Ushikubo
    N-Naturally!
[12:02] Yoshiko
    All right...
[12:17] Ushikubo
    We've been had!
SIGN    The Gal! Aho Girl
[12:26] Yoshiko
    Next time: "The Gal! Aho Girl!"