7 - The Gal! Aho Girl!

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SIGN    Part 23
SIGN    Counseling Office
[01:04] Teacher
    Hanabatake-san, summer
    vacation is over now.
[01:07] Teacher
    Please try harder this term.
[01:09] Yoshiko
    What'd you do for summer vacation, Sensei?
[01:12] Teacher
    Huh?
[01:13] Teacher
    W-Well, I thought I should get
    some experience with love...
[01:17] Yoshiko
    Sounds good!
[01:18] Teacher
    But I didn't know how to meet guys...
[01:22] Yoshiko
    Right? Right?
[01:24] Teacher
    While I was stressing over it,
    summer vacation ended.
[01:27] Yoshiko
    Are you serious?
[01:29] Yoshiko
    That's terrible!
[01:30] Yoshiko
    Just talk to any random guy on the street!
[01:32] Teacher
    I can't do that!
[01:33] Yoshiko
    Then practice on A-kun!
[01:38] Teacher
    C-Care to get a drink with a pretty girl?
[01:42] Akuru
    Huh? You still call yourself a "pretty girl" at 28?
[01:46] Teacher
    I was ready to be hurt, but not like this!
[01:49] Yoshiko
    That was mean, A-kun.
[01:51] Akuru
    I-It wasn't intentional.
[01:53] Yoshiko
    Oh, well. I guess I'll go cheer Sensei up.
[01:57] Akuru
    You'd better not make things worse.
[02:00] Yoshiko
    I'm not you, you know!
[02:02] Akuru
    What makes you think you're any better?
[02:05] Yoshiko
    Well, what you did was totally uncalled for.
[02:08] Akuru
    Oh, shut up!
[02:15] Teacher
    Looking back, I've spent my whole
    life studying and working.
[02:20] Yoshiko
    You lose a little happiness
    with every sigh you make.
[02:23] Teacher
    Who are you?
[02:25] Yoshiko
    Call me Yoshio.
[02:26] Teacher
    Yoshio?!
[02:27] Yoshiko
    It's a pleasure to meet you,
[02:29] Yoshiko
    my lovely princess.
SIGN    Cross-dressing Yoshiko
[02:32] Teacher
    "L-Lovely princess"?!
[02:35] Teacher
    I-I'm a teacher. Don't joke about—
[02:45] Yoshiko
    I'm being serious here.
[02:49] Teacher
    Ba-dump!
[02:50] Teacher
    It wouldn't work out. I'm too old for you.
[02:55] Yoshiko
    You aren't too old.
[02:57] Yoshiko
    28 is borderline not-creepy.
[02:59] Teacher
    I'm borderline?!
[03:01] Yoshiko
    You idiot! That's the best part!
[03:05] Yoshiko
    Bananas taste best just before they rot.
[03:09] Teacher
    Y-You're right...
[03:11] Yoshiko
    Just be a little more daring,
    and the guys will fall all over you.
[03:15] Teacher
    W-Would... you fall for me, too?
[03:18] Yoshiko
    Hey, now, don't ask for the impossible.
[03:21] Teacher
    You're right. I'm just too...
[03:24] Yoshiko
    How do you expect me to
    fall for you... even more?
[03:28] Teacher
    You big dummy!
[03:29] Teacher
    Dummy! Dummy! Dummy!
[03:33] Teacher
    Can I really be more confident?
[03:37] Yoshiko
    Of course you can.
[03:39] Yoshiko
    Just look at how cute you are.
[03:41] Teacher
    Say it again.
[03:43] Yoshiko
    You're cute.
[03:44] Teacher
    One more time.
[03:45] Yoshiko
    You're beautiful.
[03:47] Teacher
    Again!
[03:48] Yoshiko
    Actually, maybe not so much.
[03:49] Teacher
    What?!
SIGN    Just
[03:50] Yoshiko
    Just...
[03:51] Yoshiko
    kidding.
SIGN    Kidding
[03:52] Teacher
    Oh, please.
SIGN    Oh, please
[03:55] Teacher
    Thank you, Yoshio-kun.
[03:58] Teacher
    I'll try a little harder.
[04:00] Yoshiko
    You will?
[04:01] Yoshiko
    I'm glad.
[04:02] Teacher
    So...
[04:04] Teacher
    Accept this!
[04:08] Teacher
    All of my courage!
[04:14] Yoshiko
    Any man you love will have it rough.
[04:18] Yoshiko
    If I tasted a kiss this sweet every day,
[04:21] Yoshiko
    I'd get diabetes for sure.
[04:24] Teacher
    Y-Yoshio-sama!
[04:28] Yoshiko
    Later, Sensei.
[04:30] Teacher
    U-Um!
[04:32] Teacher
    When will I see you again?
[04:36] Yoshiko
    I'll come for you every night...
[04:39] Yoshiko
    in your dreams.
[04:42] Teacher
    O-Okay...
[04:48] Yoshiko
    How was that?!
[04:49] Akuru
    More like, what are you going to do now?
SIGN    Aho Girl
SIGN    Part 24
[04:58] Yoshiko
    You're really fluffy today, Dog!
[05:01] Sayaka
    He's so cute.
[05:03] Yoshiko
    Me and Dog are super BFFs!
[05:05] Yoshiko
    Right, Dog?
[05:07] Sayaka
    Um, Yoshiko-chan, why do you call him "Dog"?
[05:11] Yoshiko
    Huh?
[05:14] Yoshiko
    Was it cats that go "woof"?
[05:16] Sayaka
    No, it's dogs...
[05:17] Sayaka
    Um, I was just wondering
    if doggy had a name.
[05:21] Yoshiko
    Huh? What do you mean?
[05:22] Sayaka
    I mean, doggy's name—
[05:24] Yoshiko
    Who the heck is "Dog Gy"?!
SIGN    Dog
[05:27] Sayaka
    Dog... Gy?!
SIGN    Gy
[05:30] Akuru
    She's asking if the dog has a name.
[05:33] Yoshiko
    Oh, A-kun!
[05:36] Akuru
    You don't find a dog as good
    as this one every day.
[05:39] Akuru
    There, there. Who's a good boy?
[05:42] Sayaka
    A-kun-san is acting really nice right now...
[05:45] Yoshiko
    They get along real well.
[05:47] Sayaka
    Really?
[05:48] Both
    If only he could be this nice to humans...
[05:52] Akuru
    Why are you looking at me like that?
[05:54] Akuru
    Whatever. Just give him
    a name other than "Dog."
[05:56] Akuru
    I feel bad for him.
[05:57] Yoshiko
    Even though he's a dog?!
[05:58] Akuru
    Yes!
[05:59] Yoshiko
    Hmm...
[06:01] Yoshiko
    Then "Cat."
[06:01] Akuru
    But he's a dog!
[06:02] Yoshiko
    I know that!
[06:04] Akuru
    You know nothing!
SIGN    Hanabatake
[06:06] Akuru
    Give the dog a dog name!
[06:08] Yoshiko
    Well, you should've just said that!
[06:10] Akuru
    I did say that!
[06:11] ---
    Stare...
[06:14] Yoshiko
    He's big...
[06:15] Yoshiko
    You can ride him...
[06:17] Yoshiko
    Car!
[06:18] Akuru
    He's a dog, damn it!
[06:21] Akuru
    Fine. I'll name him.
[06:23] Yoshiko
    Really?!
[06:23] Akuru
    All right. From today on, you're "George."
[06:26] Yoshiko
    Ha! That's American!
[06:28] Yoshiko
    You're giving a dog an American name!
[06:30] Yoshiko
    What a joke!
[06:31] Akuru
    It's better than naming a dog "Dog"!
[06:35] Yoshiko
    Wait, is it a pun on "joke" and
    "George"? Dang, that's subtle!
[06:38] Akuru
    This isn't a joke!
[06:39] Akuru
    Then let's let him choose his name.
[06:41] Yoshiko
    I'm fine with that!
[06:43] Yoshiko
    Except Dog loves me,
    so I've got the advantage.
[06:47] Akuru
    Hah. What are you talking about? We're bound
    by a burning friendship far deeper than that!
[06:52] Yoshiko
    Wh-What'd you say?
[06:53] Sayaka
    The pressure...
[06:55] Akuru
    George!
[06:57] Yoshiko
    Dog!
[06:58] Akuru
    George!
[06:59] Yoshiko
    Dog!
[07:00] Akuru
    George!
[07:01] Yoshiko
    Dog!
[07:01] Akuru
    George!
[07:02] Yoshiko
    Dog!
[07:03] Akuru
    George!
[07:03] Yoshiko
    Dog!
[07:04] Akuru
    George!
[07:04] Yoshiko
    Dog!
[07:05] Akuru
    George!
[07:05] Yoshiko
    Dog!
[07:05] Akuru
    George!
[07:06] Yoshiko
    Dog!
[07:11] Akuru
    Why are you running away?
[07:12] Akuru
    Choose the one you like more!
[07:13] Yoshiko
    Wait for me!
[07:16] Sayaka
    D-Don't you understand?
[07:18] Sayaka
    He loves you both! He can't choose just one!
[07:31] Both
    Oh, you...
[07:35] Akuru
    I'm sorry. A name isn't
    worth making you suffer.
[07:41] Yoshiko
    That's right, A-kun.
[07:43] Yoshiko
    As long as you understand.
[07:47] Akuru
    This started because you kept
    calling him something stupid!
[07:49] Yoshiko
    It wasn't stupid!
[07:50] Akuru
    Put yourself in the dog's place!
    With an idiot master!
[07:52] Yoshiko
    I'd be so happy!
[07:53] Akuru
    Not a chance!
[07:54] Yoshiko
    I'll be your master, too!
[07:55] Akuru
    Like hell!
[07:56] Sayaka
    Y-You sure have it rough.
[07:56] Yoshiko
    Come, A-kun, dive into my breast!
[07:58] Akuru
    Hell no!
SIGN    Part 25
SIGN    Class 1-2
[08:10] Emura
    That's, like, totally bad.
[08:12] Yoshiko
    Hey! Gal over there! I can
    almost see your panties!
[08:15] Emura
    Ugh! The stupidest girl in class!
[08:17] Emura
    Ignore her. Don't talk to her.
[08:20] Hiiragi
    Agreed.
[08:20] Shiina
    Yeah.
[08:23] Yoshiko
    Flip!
[08:25] Yoshiko
    See? I saw them!
[08:26] Emura
    Don't flip my skirt!
[08:28] Emura
    You picking a fight?
[08:30] Yoshiko
    Huh?
[08:31] Shiina
    Don't pay attention to the idiot.
    It's a waste of energy.
[08:34] Hiiragi
    Yeah, let's go play around.
[08:35] Emura
    R-Right.
[08:37] Yoshiko
    Are you serious?! I wanna go play, too!
[08:40] Shiina
    Never mind. Let's get to studying.
[08:43] Emura
    Yeah.
[08:44] Yoshiko
    What're you talking about?
[08:45] Yoshiko
    Gals don't study!
[08:47] Emura
    Are you making fun of me?!
[08:49] Yoshiko
    We might be similar in that regard, actually.
[08:51] Emura
    No, we aren't!
[08:53] Yoshiko
    You get zeros on all your tests, right?
[08:55] Emura
    I'm not you!
[08:56] Emura
    I get tens and above!
[08:58] Two
    Huh?
[08:59] Yoshiko
    You're an idiot, too!
[09:00] Emura
    I just don't care to study!
SIGN    Class 1-2
[09:02] Hiiragi
    L-Let's just go.
[09:04] Shiina
    Just ignore her.
[09:06] Emura
    Okay, okay.
[09:07] Emura
    You'd better not follow us!
[09:21] Emura
    Stop following us!
[09:22] Yoshiko
    Playing tag is fun!
[09:24] Emura
    We're not playing!
[09:25] Yoshiko
    Chase your dreams and other tag
    players to the ends of the earth!
[09:28] Emura
    Stay away!
[09:30] Shiina
    Will you quit it already?
[09:33] Yoshiko
    Is it hide-and-seek next?
[09:34] Yoshiko
    I'll be "it"!
[09:36] Emura
    That's not the issue here!
[09:37] Hiiragi
    W-We're not very good at hiding.
    Will you show us how it's done?
[09:42] Yoshiko
    Really?!
[09:43] Emura
    Y-Yeah. Uh...
[09:46] Emura
    Please.
[09:49] Yoshiko
    You really want me to?
[09:50] Emura
    Yes, please!
[09:52] Yoshiko
    Well, if you insist!
[09:53] Yoshiko
    I'm gonna hide real easy, so come find me!
[09:58] Emura
    Yeah, she's just an idiot.
[10:00] Hiiragi
    Now let's go play around.
SIGN    The Next Day
[10:06] Teacher
    Huh? Is Hanabatake-san absent today?
[10:11] Emura
    You think she's depressed
    'cause we ditched her?
SIGN    The Second Day
[10:17] Teacher
    Hanabatake-san's absent again?
[10:21] Sayaka
    Sensei, I texted Yoshiko-chan, and she
    said she's playing hide-and-seek...
SIGN    The Third Day
[10:28] Three
    Sh-She's a total idiot.
[10:31] Emura
    D-Does this mean she'll keep
    hiding until we find her?
[10:36] Hiiragi
    She hasn't had food or water for three days?
[10:38] Shiina
    A-And it's our fault?
[10:40] Emura
    Yeah...
[10:44] Shiina
    How long is that idiot gonna hide?!
[10:46] Emura
    We're sorry, damn it!
[10:48] Hiiragi
    Are you here?!
[10:49] Shiina
    Are you here?!
[10:50] Emura
    Are you here?!
[10:51] Three
    Where the hell are you?!
SIGN    Three Hours Later...
[10:55] Emura
    I can't find her!
[10:57] Hiiragi
    She's taking this hiding thing too seriously.
[11:00] Emura
    Damn! That idiot!
[11:01] Emura
    She's totally pissing me off!
[11:08] Yoshiko
    You found me!
[11:10] Emura
    Are you a ninja or something?!
[11:12] Yoshiko
    Pop!
[11:13] Yoshiko
    You're good.
[11:15] Yoshiko
    All right! I'm "it" next!
[11:17] Shiina
    Do you ever run out of energy?!
[11:19] Emura
    You're filthy!
[11:20] Emura
    Go home, eat something, and sleep!
[11:22] Yoshiko
    Oh, right! I'm hungry!
[11:24] Emura
    Don't get so invested in hiding!
    You'll kill yourself!
[11:28] Yoshiko
    That was super fun!
[11:30] Yoshiko
    Let's play again sometime!
[11:33] Three
    We're never playing with you again!
[11:38] Sign
    Part 26
SIGN    Ruri-chan Happy 11th Birthday
[11:39] Everyone
    Happy birthday!
[11:41] Sayaka
    Ruri-chan, here's a present from me.
[11:43] Yoshiko
    Gratz!
[11:44] Ruri
    Th-Thank you.
[11:45] Akuru
    Happy birthday, Ruri.
[11:47] Akuru
    Here's something from me.
[11:49] Ruri
    Is it a textbook that's easy to understand?
SIGN    How to Get Through
    Life Without a Degree
[11:51] Akuru
    Your brother's a real-life analytical sample!
[11:53] Akuru
    How to Get Through Life Without a Degree.
[11:58] Akuru
    It's okay to give up.
[12:00] Ruri
    Try to help me!
[12:03] Akuru
    What didn't you like about it?!
[12:04] Akuru
    You won't need to work so hard with this!
[12:07] Ruri
    I don't want it!
[12:08] Akuru
    Then what did you want?
[12:12] Ruri
    A better brother.
[12:19] Akuru
    Hey, now...
SIGN    Like an Angel! Aho Girl
[12:25] Yoshiko
    Next time: "Like an Angel! Aho Girl!"