2 - Aho Girl Multiplies!

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SIGN    Koizumi Park
SIGN    Part 5
[01:02] BoyA
    Loser's "it"!
[01:04] BoyA
    Rock, paper...
[01:05] All
    Scissors!
[01:07] Yoshiko
    Aw, I'm "it"?
[01:09] BoyA
    Who are you?!
[01:10] Yoshiko
    I'm Yoshiko!
[01:11] BoyA
    Not what I meant!
[01:12] Yoshiko
    Better run, or I'm gonna get you!
[01:15] BoyA
    Screw it! Run, you guys!
[01:17] Yoshiko
    Stop right there!
[01:22] BoyA
    Holy crap!
[01:23] BoyA
    Wait, what happened to tag?!
[01:25] BoyA
    What the heck are you?
[01:28] Yoshiko
    If you absolutely must know...
[01:31] Yoshiko
    I'm a master player!
[01:32] BoyA
    No idea what that means, but wow!
[01:34] BoyB
    But you're a grown-up. Is it
    okay for you to play all day?
[01:37] Yoshiko
    You betcha!
[01:40] Akuru
    What are you doing out here, you idiot?
[01:44] Yoshiko
    Uh-oh. It's Akuru the Killer!
[01:46] BoyA
    "Killer"?!
[01:47] Yoshiko
    Run for your lives!
[01:49] Akuru
    Hey, wait!
[01:55] Akuru
    Turn yourself in or the girl gets it.
[01:58] Two
    He is a killer!
[02:00] Yoshiko
    I'll have to...
[02:01] Yoshiko
    use the swing to build momentum
    and hit him with a dropkick!
[02:12] Yoshiko
    Whee, this is fun!
[02:14] Boys
    Yoshiko!
[02:20] Boys
    Yoshiko!
[02:24] BoyA
    Her face looks all naughty!
[02:25] BoyB
    And her panties are showing!
[02:27] Yoshiko
    A-kun, you perv!
[02:30] Yoshiko
    But if you want to see them...
[02:32] Yoshiko
    Stare! Stare to your heart's content!
[02:38] Boys
    Yoshiko!
[02:41] BoyA
    You killer! Stay away from Yoshiko!
[02:43] BoyB
    You'll have to go through us first!
[02:46] Yoshiko
    No. Run, boys. Save yourselves.
[02:48] BoyA
    No way, you idiot.
[02:50] BoyB
    We're friends, aren't we?
[02:52] Yoshiko
    You guys...
[02:58] Yoshiko
    Okay! Let's join forces and beat A-kun!
[03:01] Boys
    Yeah!
[03:03] Akuru
    Just so you know,
[03:04] Akuru
    this girl is an idiot to the core.
[03:06] Akuru
    I'm trying to get her to study. That's all.
[03:11] Yoshiko
    So what?
[03:13] Akuru
    Every test she takes,
[03:14] Akuru
    she gets a zero!
[03:17] BoyA
    Do you really get zeros on everything?
[03:20] Yoshiko
    Well, yeah.
[03:22] BoyB
    And all you do is play all day?
[03:24] Yoshiko
    Not all day.
[03:26] Yoshiko
    I eat, sleep, and play.
[03:29] Boys
    She's a failure of a grown-up!
[03:30] BoyB
    You don't have time to play with us!
[03:33] Yoshiko
    Of course I do!
[03:35] BoyA
    Of course you don't! Get a grip on reality!
[03:38] Yoshiko
    What, you say?
[03:39] Yoshiko
    You children...
[03:40] Yoshiko
    Have all your hopes been lost and
    broken by modern society already?!
[03:48] Akuru
    Society's lost all hope for you.
[03:51] BoyB
    So it's people like that who
    are ruining this country.
[03:55] BoyA
    We'd better try hard to turn it around.
SIGN    Part 6
[04:05] LadyA
    Look at that.
[04:07] LadyB
    How awful.
[04:10] Yoshiko
    Let's play when we get home, A-kun!
[04:13] Akuru
    I'm studying when I get home.
[04:15] Akuru
    Bother me, and I'll kill you.
[04:17] Yoshiko
    Okay! Let's play!
[04:21] Yoshiko
    Um...
[04:22] Ryuuichi
    What?
[04:23] Yoshiko
    If you sit like that,
    you might drop a doodie.
[04:26] Ryuuichi
    Like hell I will!
[04:27] Ryuuichi
    You screwing with me?!
[04:28] Yoshiko
    I'm serious here!
[04:29] Akuru
    Hey, Yoshiko...
[04:30] Ryuuichi
    Who the hell're you?
[04:34] Ryuuichi
    Well?!
[04:35] Akuru
    H-Hold on, just let me explain.
[04:37] Yoshiko
    A-kun, you look so uncool right now.
[04:39] Akuru
    Oh, shut up!
[04:41] Ryuuichi
    Hey, actually, you look kinda cute.
[04:46] Akuru
    He's not talking to you.
[04:47] Ryuuichi
    Come play with me for a bit.
[04:49] Sayaka
    N-No, thank you.
[04:52] Sayaka
    Yoshiko-chan?
[04:54] Yoshiko
    If you want to play,
[04:56] Yoshiko
    I'll play with you!
[04:59] Yoshiko
    I wanna play!
[05:00] Ryuuichi
    Outta the way, you idiot!
[05:02] Akuru
    Well said, brother!
[05:03] Ryuuichi
    Get lost!
[05:07] Sayaka
    Yoshiko-chan!
[05:09] Ryuuichi
    Come on, let's play.
[05:10] Sayaka
    No!
[05:11] Yoshiko
    I see.
[05:13] Yoshiko
    No one ever wanted to play with you,
[05:16] Yoshiko
    so you don't know how to ask others to play.
[05:20] Yoshiko
    I totally get it!
[05:22] Yoshiko
    Not being able to play when
    you want to is painful!
[05:25] Yoshiko
    But it's okay now!
[05:26] Yoshiko
    I'll play with you!
[05:28] Ryuuichi
    Hey! Get off me!
[05:30] Yoshiko
    You numbskull!
[05:33] Yoshiko
    Just shut up.
[05:35] Yoshiko
    Just shut up and play with me!
[05:38] Ryuuichi
    No one... No one has ever looked
    at me and seen me before...
[05:44] Ryuuichi
    But she...
[05:47] Ryuuichi
    I'm...
[05:48] Ryuuichi
    I'm a moron! Will you still accept me?!
[05:53] Yoshiko
    It's okay. I'm an idiot, too.
[05:56] Ryuuichi
    Sis!
[05:59] Ryuuichi
    Sis, I...
[06:01] Ryuuichi
    Sis!
[06:09] Sayaka
    Oh, A-kun-san, you have a sister?
[06:13] Akuru
    Yeah, a younger one.
[06:15] Yoshiko
    She's super cute!
[06:16] Yoshiko
    But to be honest...
[06:18] Yoshiko
    I'm a lot cuter than her!
[06:22] Yoshiko
    I'm a lot cuter than her!
SIGN    Part 7
[06:27] Akuru
    I'm home.
[06:29] Ruri
    Welcome back, Onii-chan!
[06:31] Sayaka
    Oh!
[06:32] Yoshiko
    Heya, Ruri-chan!
[06:34] Ruri
    Ugh! Yoshiko?!
[06:35] Ruri
    Stay away! I don't want idiot cooties!
[06:38] Yoshiko
    I can't refuse a request
    from my cute Ruri-chan.
[06:41] Yoshiko
    But I refuse!
[06:42] Ruri
    Onii-chan!
[06:44] Akuru
    Are you okay?
[06:47] Yoshiko
    Allow me to explain.
[06:48] Yoshiko
    This girl is, without a shadow
    of a doubt, A-kun's sister.
[06:51] Yoshiko
    But she epically fails at
    school! She's an idiot!
[06:56] Ruri
    I'm not an idiot!
[06:57] Ruri
    Right, Onii-chan?
[06:59] Akuru
    Of course not.
[07:00] Akuru
    You're way better than Yoshiko.
[07:02] Ruri
    That's not a compliment!
[07:03] Yoshiko
    Now, now. We're both idiots,
    so let's get along, yes?
[07:08] Ruri
    I'm not like you!
SIGN    Math Drills
[07:10] Ruri
    I'm bad at school, but unlike
    you, I study hard every day!
[07:15] Akuru
    Huh? You dropped something.
[07:17] Ruri
    No, don't—
SIGN    Math
SIGN    1. Whole Numbers and Fractions
SIGN    Akutsu Ruri
SIGN    Akutsu Ruri
[07:22] Akuru
    It's because she works hard that it's...
[07:23] Akuru
    so pitiful!
[07:25] Ruri
    Onii-chan, stop!
SIGN    Math
SIGN    Multiplication
SIGN    Evaluate the
    following expressions.
[07:27] Ruri
    Six times seven?
[07:29] Ruri
    Um...
[07:31] Yoshiko
    Oho? Multiplication? Now that's hard.
[07:36] Ruri
    Um...
[07:37] Ruri
    Six added to itself seven times...
[07:38] Yoshiko
    Idiots that dance and idiots that don't...
[07:40] Ruri
    One six is six...
[07:42] Yoshiko
    If we're all idiots anyway,
    we might as well dance!
[07:43] Ruri
    Two sixes is...
[07:46] Ruri
    Quit distracting me, Yoshiko!
[07:47] Yoshiko
    Give it up and admit it.
[07:50] Yoshiko
    Yes.
[07:51] Yoshiko
    Even death can't cure idiocy!
[07:53] Ruri
    N-No...
[07:55] Yoshiko
    Join me, and together, we can enjoy
    our idiot lives as idiot and idiot.
[08:01] Ruri
    No...
[08:02] Ruri
    Even if the chances are
    astronomically low, I...
[08:07] Ruri
    I...
[08:09] Akuru
    It's okay, Ruri.
[08:10] Ruri
    Onii-chan!
[08:12] Akuru
    Even if you're an idiot your entire life,
[08:15] Akuru
    Onii-chan will be there to look after you.
[08:19] Akuru
    R-Ruri?
[08:20] Ruri
    Onii-chan...
[08:22] Ruri
    Onii-chan,
[08:23] Ruri
    I hate you!
[08:26] Ruri
    And I hate Yoshiko even more!
[08:36] Sayaka
    A-Are you okay?
[08:39] Ruri
    I'm trying my hardest...
[08:41] Ruri
    Onee-chan, do you think I'm a failure, too?
[08:44] Sayaka
    You're not a failure!
[08:46] Sayaka
    I'm sure you'll get over your idiocy!
[08:49] Ruri
    I love you, Onee-chan!
[08:52] Sayaka
    This girl is going to have a hard life.
SIGN    side note: in fifth grade
SIGN    Part 8
[09:04] Discipline
    Class 1-2, Akutsu Akuru-kun.
[09:07] Discipline
    His grades are top-of-the-line.
[09:10] Discipline
    I-Is this love?
[09:12] Discipline
    But, but... I'm the disciplinary
    committee president!
[09:15] Discipline
    And he brought a lascivious
    magazine to school!
[09:20] Discipline
    I want to violate your regulations.
[09:24] Discipline
    No, don't violate my regulations!
[09:27] Yoshiko
    You! Boob President!
[09:30] Discipline
    You're that idiot from the other day!
[09:31] Discipline
    Don't call me rude names like that!
[09:34] Akuru
    What're you doing?
[09:35] Yoshiko
    Oh, A-kun!
[09:37] Akuru
    Huh? Aren't you the disciplinary
    committee president?
[09:42] Discipline
    He remembers me!
[09:44] Discipline
    Wait, that's not something
    to get elated about!
[09:44] Yoshiko
    She's a dubious boobius.
[09:46] Discipline
    Stupid, stupid me!
[09:49] Akuru
    Are you doing another bag check?
[09:53] Discipline
    That's right!
[09:54] Discipline
    Since you might have another
    lascivious magazine on you!
[09:57] Akuru
    I told you, that was—
[10:00] Akuru
    Whatever. Search my bag, search my
    clothes, search me however you'd like.
[10:05] Discipline
    H-However I'd like?!
[10:10] Discipline
    I can search him... I can pat down
    Akutsu-kun's body all I want?!
[10:18] Discipline
    Thank God I'm the disciplinary
    committee president!
[10:21] Discipline
    Th-Then let's get started.
[10:24] Yoshiko
    A-kun! Look out! Her eyes are lewd!
[10:26] Yoshiko
    Something's fishy!
[10:27] Discipline
    What?
[10:28] Discipline
    How could I ever be lewd?
[10:30] Discipline
    I am the disciplinary committee president!
[10:33] Akuru
    Your nose is bleeding.
[10:35] Yoshiko
    I knew it! She's after you, A-kun!
[10:38] Discipline
    This idiot is seriously in the way.
[10:41] Discipline
    Oh! Look there! A giant banana!
[10:44] Yoshiko
    What?! Where? Where?!
[10:46] Discipline
    Hi-ya!
[10:49] Yoshiko
    Not on me! Take this!
[10:54] Discipline
    I won't fall for the same move twice!
[10:56] Yoshiko
    Well, let's see about that.
[11:01] Discipline
    This girl... She's gotten... even better!
[11:05] Yoshiko
    She's gotten even bigger!
[11:09] Discipline
    She's good...
[11:10] Discipline
    But I can't lose this battle!
[11:14] Discipline
    You will not...
[11:15] Discipline
    ...get in the way...
[11:18] Discipline
    ...of this bag check!
[11:25] Discipline
    Now there's no one to get in my way.
[11:28] Discipline
    I'm searching every nook
    and cranny of your person!
[11:34] Discipline
    Why'd you move out of the way?!
[11:35] Akuru
    Uh, well, you're kinda scaring me.
[11:38] Discipline
    Wh-What do you mean?
[11:40] Discipline
    I'm simply fulfilling my duty as
    disciplinary committee president!
[11:47] Discipline
    Wh-What's wrong with you?
[11:50] Discipline
    Stay still!
[12:00] Akuru
    Hey.
[12:03] Akuru
    Hey, are you okay?
[12:05] Discipline
    Akutsu-kun?
[12:07] Discipline
    Huh?
[12:08] Discipline
    Huh?!
[12:10] Discipline
    Akutsu-kun's holding me?!
[12:14] Discipline
    Akutsu-kun's holding me!
[12:19] Discipline
    I'll be back.
[12:22] Akuru
    O-Okay...
SIGN    Security in Senior Citizenship! Aho Girl!
[12:25] Yoshiko
    Next time: "Security in Senior
    Citizenship! Aho Girl!"