8 - Like an Angel! Aho Girl!

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SIGN    Part 27
SIGN    Class 1-2
[01:01] Yoshiko
    Hey, you gals!
[01:03] Yoshiko
    Let's play!
[01:06] Emura
    Stay away, idiot girl.
[01:08] Yoshiko
    Who're you texting?
[01:09] Yoshiko
    Don't tell me your boyfriend!
[01:11] Emura
    N-None of your business.
[01:14] Yoshiko
    Oh...
[01:15] Yoshiko
    Smells like you're single.
[01:17] Emura
    Shut up!
[01:19] Emura
    What's it matter if I have
    a boyfriend or not?!
[01:21] Yoshiko
    I wanna know what a gal's
    relationships are like!
[01:24] Emura
    Then ask her!
[01:26] Shiina
    Huh?!
[01:26] Yoshiko
    You've got a boyfriend?!
[01:28] Yoshiko
    How long have you been dating?!
[01:31] Shiina
    Th-Three months.
[01:34] Yoshiko
    Which means you're at peak flirt stage!
[01:36] Shiina
    Shut up!
[01:38] Yoshiko
    What do you like about him?
[01:39] Yoshiko
    How'd you start dating?
[01:40] Shiina
    Who cares?!
[01:41] Yoshiko
    We care! Right? Right?
[01:43] Emura
    Well, she's never told us before.
[01:45] Shiina
    H-Hey!
[01:47] Yoshiko
    All right! Let's hear it!
[01:50] Shiina
    Huh?!
[01:51] Yoshiko
    Go on! However long it takes!
[01:56] Shiina
    He's the one who asked me out.
[01:59] Yoshiko
    How'd he do it?!
[02:00] Shiina
    H-He said, "I've liked you since we first met.
[02:05] Shiina
    Would you go out with me?"
[02:07] Yoshiko
    There it is! Oldest line in the book!
[02:09] Yoshiko
    The "I've liked you since we first met!"
[02:12] Shiina
    You're enjoying this way too much.
[02:13] Yoshiko
    So what'd you say back?!
[02:15] Shiina
    Well, uh...
[02:16] Shiina
    "Sure, whatever."
[02:18] Yoshiko
    All of his courage and valor
    for such a weak response?!
[02:20] Shiina
    W-Well, I'd liked him since forever,
    too, so I was surprised...
[02:24] Yoshiko
    You pure maiden!
[02:25] Two
    Huh...
[02:27] Yoshiko
    And a kiss?! Have you kissed yet?!
[02:30] Shiina
    H-Hell no, you idiot!
[02:32] Yoshiko
    Have you at least held hands?
[02:34] Shiina
    N-No way I could do that!
[02:37] Yoshiko
    Have you even told him
    that you like him yet?
[02:41] Shiina
    Too embarrassing.
[02:44] Yoshiko
    There's a limit to how pure you can be!
[02:47] Shiina
    Huh?!
[02:48] Yoshiko
    You haven't kissed, you haven't held hands,
[02:49] Yoshiko
    and you haven't even told him how you feel?!
[02:51] Shiina
    B-But I said I'd go out with him...
[02:55] Yoshiko
    Boys feel insecure unless
    you tell them in words!
[02:58] Yoshiko
    That relationship's on track
    to fall apart on its own!
[03:01] Shiina
    No way!
[03:02] Hiiragi
    You know, even I feel bad for your boyfriend.
[03:05] Emura
    Same here. Really bad.
[03:07] Emura
    I think.
[03:08] Yoshiko
    So here.
[03:09] Yoshiko
    Tell him. Now.
[03:11] Shiina
    What?!
[03:11] Yoshiko
    Send your love, post haste!
[03:14] Shiina
    I-I can't do that.
[03:17] Yoshiko
    It's for your boyfriend's sake!
[03:24] Shiina
    Wait, I don't see why I have to do it here!
[03:37] Shiina
    U-Uh... It's me...
[03:41] Shiina
    Um...
[03:42] Shiina
    I... I like you, okay?!
[03:45] Shiina
    I've liked you since forever, too!
[03:47] Shiina
    So please don't dump me!
[03:49] [SONG] Sign
    Call Ended
[03:53] Shiina
    I said it...
[03:56] Shiina
    Huh?
[03:56] Shiina
    Huh?!
[03:57] Three
    Stare...
[03:59] Yoshiko
    That was so cute!
[04:01] Yoshiko
    You look like a slut, but you're
    just a little girl inside!
[04:04] Yoshiko
    "I've liked you since forever, too!"
[04:06] Shiina
    Hey!
[04:08] Yoshiko
    "So please don't dump me!"
[04:11] Shiina
    Stop!
SIGN    Part 28
SIGN    Candy Store
[04:21] Yoshiko
    All right!
[04:22] Yoshiko
    Let's buy a ton of snacks for the field trip!
[04:24] Nozomi
    A ton!
[04:25] Masaru
    It's our school's field trip.
[04:28] Mamoru
    Well, whatever.
[04:29] Mamoru
    What are you getting?
[04:31] Masaru
    I'm thinking chocolate, chips, and—
[04:33] Yoshiko
    You boys!
[04:34] Yoshiko
    Don't take field trip snacks lightly!
[04:36] Boys
    Huh?
[04:37] Yoshiko
    If you make the wrong choice,
    you'll be screwed!
[04:40] Mamoru
    What?!
[04:41] Masaru
    What do you mean?
[04:42] Yoshiko
    You'll feel very sad.
[04:45] Mamoru
    So what?!
[04:46] Yoshiko
    Just think! Chocolate can melt, and
    chips can get crushed in your bag!
[04:50] Yoshiko
    And if you don't have enough,
    you'll run out in no time!
[04:54] Boys
    Oh!
[04:54] Masaru
    I see.
[04:56] Masaru
    That means we need to balance quality
    and quantity under a budget of 300 yen,
[05:01] Masaru
    while planning for weather
    and handling during transport!
[05:06] Yoshiko
    Could you use smaller words?
[05:07] Masaru
    Those were small words!
[05:08] Mamoru
    Yoshiko, you're an idiot, but
    we get what you're saying.
[05:11] Masaru
    We have to think before we buy.
[05:14] Yoshiko
    Careful, now!
[05:15] Yoshiko
    This store mixes expensive
    stuff in with the cheap!
[05:18] Boys
    Oh my God! Almond Crush
    Pochi Deluxe! 300 yen!
[05:23] Yoshiko
    If you buy that, you
    can't buy anything else!
[05:26] Mamoru
    But when you put it among the cheap
    stuff, it looks even more delicious!
[05:30] Yoshiko
    Don't tell me...
[05:31] Lady
    Twinkle.
[05:32] Yoshiko
    She planted this trap to suck
    poor kids' wallets dry!
[05:35] Mamoru
    That's one sly old lady!
[05:36] Yoshiko
    B-But I...
[05:38] Yoshiko
    will not fall...
[05:41] Yoshiko
    for such an obvious trap...
[05:43] Yoshiko
    Man, this looks delicious.
[05:45] Mamoru
    Dang, you're weak!
[05:48] Lady
    You don't have enough.
[05:50] Masaru
    Are you really in high school?!
[05:51] Mamoru
    Wait, let Yoshiko do her own thing.
[05:53] Masaru
    Right!
[05:54] Masaru
    Let's go!
[05:55] Masaru
    I'll get gum, for long-lasting enjoyment!
[05:59] Mamoru
    And I'll get hard candies!
[06:00] Boys
    You, Nozomi?
[06:01] Nozomi
    I got this.
[06:03] Boys
    Almond Crush Pochi Deluxe?!
[06:06] Yoshiko
    What?! Nozomi-chan, you bought that?!
[06:08] Nozomi
    It looked really yummy!
[06:10] Yoshiko
    No...
[06:11] Yoshiko
    At this rate...
[06:17] Nozomi
    Not enough snacks...
[06:20] Yoshiko
    Nozomi-chan's field trip will
    be shrouded in sorrow.
[06:24] GirlA
    Nozomi-chan, those look really yummy!
[06:27] Nozomi
    Huh?
[06:27] GirlB
    Trade one of yours for mine?
[06:30] Yoshiko
    Wait, no way! She's shooting for trades!
[06:32] Mamoru
    Oh! That's right!
[06:34] Mamoru
    Almond Crush Pochi Deluxe will stick out like a
    sore thumb among other kids' cheap snacks!
[06:39] Masaru
    If she trades sticks of Almond Crush
    Pochi Deluxe for other snacks...
[06:44] Boys
    She can have anything!
[06:45] Yoshiko
    A single stick of Almond Crush Pochi Deluxe
    can go for five—no, ten Chocoshoots!
SIGN    Chocoshoots
[06:51] Yoshiko
    Ten Chocoshoots!
[06:53] Yoshiko
    Frightening...
[06:55] Yoshiko
    She has...
[06:56] Yoshiko
    the devil's own mind.
[06:59] Mamoru
    I had no idea choosing
    snacks could be so deep.
[07:02] Masaru
    We underestimated what
    Nozomi was capable of.
[07:05] Nozomi
    Do you want this that badly?
[07:08] Yoshiko
    You know we do! Why play dumb?!
[07:10] Nozomi
    Then I'll give one to each of you!
[07:13] Yoshiko
    Woohoo!
[07:16] Nozomi
    Here, for you!
[07:17] Boys
    A-Are you sure?
[07:18] Nozomi
    Yeah!
[07:20] Mamoru
    She's an angel...
SIGN    Part 29
[07:29] President
    Ah, Akutsu-kun.
[07:30] President
    My heart feels so calm when you're near.
[07:33] President
    I wish I could stay like this forever.
[07:38] President
    This tea is exquisite, Akuru-san.
[07:41] Akuru
    The tea is exquisite,
[07:44] Akuru
    but nothing is more exquisite than your body.
[07:48] President
    Does your libido not age?!
[07:54] President
    What did you want to talk to me about?
[07:56] Sayaka
    Um...
[07:57] Sayaka
    It might be best if you stopped stalking...
[08:00] President
    What?!
[08:01] President
    I'm simply watching to ensure that
    Akutsu-kun violates no regulations!
[08:04] President
    In the first place, I have
    no reason to stalk him!
[08:07] Sayaka
    You do like A-kun-san, don't you?
[08:11] President
    How did you know?
[08:13] Sayaka
    Well, it's obvious to just about everyone.
[08:15] President
    Wh-What are you talking about?!
[08:16] President
    Akutsu-kun's just—
[08:17] President
    Well, sometimes he can be nice,
[08:19] President
    but he glares at people and he's
    unfriendly and so sadistic...
[08:22] Sayaka
    But that's what you like about him?
[08:23] President
    I can't get enough of it!
[08:25] President
    I fell for her trap!
[08:27] Sayaka
    She overreacts to everything...
[08:28] Sayaka
    It might be best if you acted diligent, calm,
    and composed in front of A-kun-san.
[08:34] President
    Huh?
[08:34] President
    You mean I'm already perfect for him?
[08:37] Sayaka
    Huh?
[08:39] Sayaka
    Don't you always lose your
    cool and go haywire?
[08:42] Sayaka
    You've even snuck into
    A-kun-san's bed before.
[08:45] President
    To defend Akutsu-kun from
    Hanabatake-san's machinations.
[08:48] Sayaka
    You've tried to peep on him in the bath.
[08:49] President
    I did it for his well-being.
    He has to love me more for it.
[08:53] Sayaka
    I'm too late.
[08:54] President
    What's that look in your eyes?
[08:56] President
    A-Am I doing something wrong?!
[08:59] Sayaka
    Th-Then how do you think A-kun-san sees you?
[09:02] President
    As a beautiful, role-model
    upperclassman, right?
[09:06] Sayaka
    That optimism can keep you
    happy the rest of your life.
[09:09] President
    Really, why are you looking at me that way?
[09:12] President
    How does he actually see me?
[09:13] President
    Tell me!
[09:15] President
    I want the truth! I can handle the truth!
[09:20] Sayaka
    He sees you as a crazed maniac.
[09:26] President
    Well, that...
[09:27] President
    is just silly!
[09:28] Sayaka
    She can't handle it at all!
[09:30] Sayaka
    Wait, maybe it's better for her this way?
[09:33] President
    Huh?
[09:34] President
    Wh-What? That was a joke... right?
[09:39] President
    It wasn't?
[09:42] President
    Then...
[09:44] President
    When I snuck into his bed...
[09:46] Sayaka
    Sexually deviant behavior.
[09:47] President
    And peeped in the bath...
[09:48] Sayaka
    That was a crime.
[09:50] President
    Kill me now.
[09:51] Sayaka
    Huh?
[09:52] President
    No, wait, I'm already dead as a woman.
[09:57] Sayaka
    Wh-What should I do?
[09:59] Sayaka
    J-Just kidding!
[10:01] Sayaka
    It was a joke!
[10:02] President
    What?
[10:03] President
    R-Really?
[10:04] President
    Then what does he think of me?
[10:06] Sayaka
    H-He's on the verge of falling for you.
[10:08] President
    I knew it!
[10:13] Sayaka
    What to do about this?
SIGN    Part 30
SIGN    Hanabatake
[10:21] Sayaka
    Hello, doggy!
[10:23] Yoshiko
    Sayaka-chan, do you have a dog?
[10:25] Sayaka
    I do have one.
[10:27] Sayaka
    A Pomeranian.
[10:28] Yoshiko
    Seriously?!
[10:29] Yoshiko
    Lemme ride him!
[10:30] Sayaka
    Huh?
[10:30] Sayaka
    Sh-She isn't big enough...
[10:32] Yoshiko
    Huh? Then why are you keeping her?
[10:35] Sayaka
    Because she's cute?!
[10:38] Sayaka
    I'm home!
[10:41] Sayaka
    Here, meet Pome-chan.
[10:44] Yoshiko
    Oh, Pome-chan!
[10:46] Sayaka
    Isn't she cute?
[10:48] Yoshiko
    She looks so weak.
[10:49] Sayaka
    You mean "cute," right?!
[10:50] Yoshiko
    She totally doesn't know how big
    and cruel the world can be.
[10:53] Sayaka
    Looks who's talking!
[11:00] Yoshiko
    Oh, Dog's face is suddenly tense!
[11:02] Yoshiko
    It couldn't be...
[11:03] Yoshiko
    You wanna fight?!
[11:04] Sayaka
    Fight who?!
[11:11] Yoshiko
    Wh-What's wrong?!
[11:13] Yoshiko
    Why are you so scared?!
[11:18] Yoshiko
    He's trembling with fear?!
[11:22] Yoshiko
    A peace offering?!
SIGN    A gift for you
SIGN    I'm not hungry
[11:28] Yoshiko
    But she refuses!
[11:30] Yoshiko
    Oh, God!
[11:31] Yoshiko
    It's Pome-chan who's spoiling for a fight?!
[11:34] Sayaka
    Isn't she adorable?
[11:35] Yoshiko
    C-Could it be...
[11:37] Yoshiko
    Is she actually super strong?!
[11:39] Yoshiko
    Sh-She's coming!
[11:40] Yoshiko
    Watch out, Dog!
[11:42] Yoshiko
    Get careless, and you're dead!
[11:51] Yoshiko
    Dog!
[11:52] Yoshiko
    What did she do to you?!
[11:55] Yoshiko
    Hang in there!
[11:57] Yoshiko
    S-Surrender?!
[12:00] Yoshiko
    I-Impossible.
[12:02] Yoshiko
    My dear Dog has lost.
[12:05] Sayaka
    I hope you can play nice with Pome-chan.
[12:08] Yoshiko
    I'm sorry, Sayaka-chan. I was wrong.
[12:11] Sayaka
    Huh?
[12:12] Yoshiko
    Pome-chan is an amazing dog!
[12:15] Sayaka
    So now you see?
[12:17] Yoshiko
    Damn you!
SIGN    Festival! Aho Girl
[12:25] Yoshiko
    Next time: "Festival! Aho Girl!"