5 - Summertime! Aho Girl!

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SIGN    Class 1-2
[00:07] Girl
    Doing anything this summer vacation?
[00:09] Boy
    Gotta hit the beach, right?
[00:12] Yoshiko
    Starting tomorrow...
[00:14] Yoshiko
    It's summer vacation!
[00:16] Yoshiko
    I can't wait for summer vacation!
[00:19] Yoshiko
    I so, so, so can't wait!
[00:21] Sayaka
    I can't wait, either.
[00:23] Yoshiko
    A-kun, you can't wait, either, right?!
[00:26] Akuru
    I can.
[00:27] Yoshiko
    What should we do?!
[00:30] Akuru
    Study all day long.
[00:33] Yoshiko
    Are you an idiot?!
SIGN    Summer Vacation
SIGN    Part 16
[01:39] Yoshiko
    A-kun! It's morning!
[01:42] Yoshiko
    Let's play!
[01:44] Yoshiko
    Here's your good morning...
[01:45] Yoshiko
    kiss!
[01:52] Ruri
    Yoshiko! Keep it down!
[01:54] Ruri
    It's 6 AM!
[01:55] Akuru
    S-Sorry, Ruri.
[01:59] Yoshiko
    Perfect timing! Ruri-chan, let's go see
    Summer Vacation! Prechure Festival!
[02:05] Ruri
    Summer Vacation! Prechure
    Festival?! The movie?!
[02:09] Akuru
    Idiot. Ruri wouldn't want
    to see some kiddie anime.
[02:14] Ruri
    R-Right. I wouldn't.
[02:17] Ruri
    P-Prechure's... for...
[02:20] Akuru
    All right! We're all gonna see Prechure!
[02:23] ---
    Yeah!
[02:24] Yoshi-kuru
    Prechure! Prechure!
[02:38] Akuru
    You'd better not make a sound.
[02:39] Yoshiko
    I know!
[02:48] Prechure-A
    Your evil deeds will not go unpunished!
[02:51] Yoshiko
    You can do it, Prechure—
[03:02] Prechure-A
    I can't find a way to win.
[03:04] Akuru
    It's better than I thought it would be.
[03:06] Prechure-A
    O-Oh, no!
[03:09] Prechure-A
    I won't make it!
[03:17] Akuru
    Damn it.
[03:22] Akuru
    Now I can watch in peace.
[03:24] Ruri
    Prechure! You can do it!
[03:27] Ruri
    Prechure!
[03:27] Akuru
    Damn it, Yoshiko...
[03:29] Ruri
    You can do it! We know you can!
[03:31] Akuru
    Will you shut...
[03:36] Akuru
    I...
[03:38] Akuru
    Er...
[03:39] Akuru
    S-Sorry!
[03:40] Akuru
    Wrong person!
[03:41] Akuru
    Please, don't cry!
[03:51] Yoshiko
    Ruri-chan!
[03:53] Yoshiko
    Be strong like Prechure!
[03:56] Ruri
    Yoshiko...
[04:00] Yoshiko
    Oh, hey, Prechure's losing.
[04:03] Yoshiko
    Oh, no! Prechure's in real trouble!
[04:06] Ruri
    Yoshiko, you idiot!
[04:07] Akuru
    H-Hey!
[04:09] Lady
    I-Is she okay?
[04:11] Akuru
    She's fine! I'll take care of her!
[04:13] Yoshiko
    She isn't fine!
[04:15] Akuru
    Shut up!
[04:17] Yoshiko
    She's screwed! It's all over!
[04:21] Girl
    Mommy, I can't see.
[04:23] Attendant
    Excuse me, girls, but you're
    disturbing the other viewers...
[04:27] Prechure-B
    Leave this to me! Go!
[04:29] Monster
    Muahaha! This is the end, Prechure!
[04:32] Yoshiko
    Don't die, Prechure!
[04:37] Akuru
    Sorry, Ruri!
[04:40] Yoshiko
    Pre—
[04:41] Akuru
    Shut up, woman!
[04:45] Akuru
    Sorry for the disturbance!
[04:58] Ruri
    Huh? Wasn't I at the movies—
[05:03] Akuru
    You must have dozed off and had a dream.
[05:05] Akuru
    You spent all day doing
    your summer homework.
[05:09] Ruri
    Huh?
[05:11] Ruri
    You're right! It's all done!
SIGN    Your Friend for the Summer
[05:14] Akuru
    Good job, Ruri.
[05:15] Ruri
    Thanks!
[05:17] [SONG] Sign
    Like it never happened
[05:22] Yoshiko
    Where am I?!
[05:23] Yoshiko
    I was at the movies, but now I'm at home!
[05:25] Yoshiko
    It couldn't be!
[05:26] Yoshiko
    Have... Have I learned Teleport?!
SIGN    Part 17
[05:36] Yoshiko
    A-kun! Let's hit the beach!
[05:39] Sayaka
    Yes, let's go!
[05:43] Akuru
    Huh?
[05:44] Yoshiko
    You know the raffle at
    the shopping district?
[05:46] Yoshiko
    I won it.
SIGN    Congratulations
    You've won a two-day, one-night
    trip to Atsukawa Hot Springs
[05:48] Yoshiko
    Free two-day, one-night trip!
[05:50] Girls
    Yay!
[05:52] President
    Hold it right there!
[05:54] Yoshiko
    Who's there?!
[05:56] President
    High school boys and girls
    staying overnight on the beach?
[05:58] President
    The laws of morality may be violated...
[06:02] President
    This won't do unless I, the disciplinary
    committee president, accompany you!
[06:06] Yoshiko
    Wh-What?!
[06:09] Yoshiko
    Then do you wanna come, too?
[06:10] President
    Yes, I'm in!
[06:11] Akuru
    So you're going?
[06:13] Ryuuichi
    U-Um...
[06:15] Ryuuichi
    Can I come, too?
[06:16] Yoshiko
    Ryuuichi-kun! Sure! Let's go!
[06:19] Akuru
    Okay, what are you people doing here?
[06:24] Ryuuichi
    I wanted to play with you, but I
    didn't know how to ask you, so...
[06:28] Akuru
    Creepy.
[06:29] President
    I-I was observing you to see that you
    didn't do anything morally wrong.
[06:33] President
    For the last three hours!
[06:35] Akuru
    Cut it out. Seriously.
[06:38] Yoshiko
    All right! Now let's go buy swimsuits!
[06:46] Akuru
    Why did I have to come?
[06:48] Yoshiko
    A-kun! A-kun!
[06:49] Yoshiko
    What do you think of this one?
[06:51] Akuru
    Don't care.
[06:52] President
    You prefer something more
    refined, don't you?
[06:54] Akuru
    Really don't care.
[06:56] Ryuuichi
    How about we get matching swimsuits?
[06:58] Akuru
    Hell no.
[07:00] Akuru
    In the first place, I'm not going.
[07:04] Yoshiko
    Oh, you joker.
[07:05] President
    I-If you aren't going, why am I?
[07:09] Akuru
    Make sure this delinquent
    doesn't do anything immoral.
[07:12] President
    Why the heck would I do that?!
[07:14] Akuru
    Aren't you supposed to protect morality?
[07:15] Sayaka
    Y-You really aren't coming?
[07:18] Akuru
    Yeah.
[07:18] Sayaka
    But everyone here wants
    to be friends with you!
[07:22] Akuru
    No, like, I'm good with you.
[07:25] Akuru
    But these weirdos? No, thanks.
[07:28] Sayaka
    Well, yes, they are a bit strange, but...
[07:30] Weirdos
    Hey!
[07:31] Sayaka
    But on that topic, you're also
    very strange, A-kun-san!
[07:35] Akuru
    What?!
[07:36] Sayaka
    I mean, you're prejudiced and stubborn
    and don't even try to make friends!
[07:40] Akuru
    Because everyone around me is a weirdo!
[07:42] Sayaka
    Birds of a feather flock together!
[07:44] Akuru
    Th-They're flocking to Yoshiko, right?!
[07:47] Sayaka
    Yoshiko-chan is drawn to you
    because you're so weird!
[07:51] Akuru
    D'oh!
[07:54] Yoshiko
    Yeah, A-kun can be kinda weird.
[07:57] Akuru
    This woman...
[07:59] Akuru
    But by that logic, you're weird, too!
[08:03] Sayaka
    I might be, but if that's true...
[08:06] Sayaka
    Will you not be my friend anymore?
[08:14] Sayaka
    I-If you aren't, then you won't have
    any friends other than Yoshiko-chan.
[08:20] Akuru
    Gah!
[08:21] Sayaka
    And if you don't like me anymore,
    then I can't help you...
[08:28] Sayaka
    You can only live with Yoshiko-chan
    for the rest of your life...
[08:31] Akuru
    O-Okay!
[08:32] Akuru
    Please let me go to the beach with you.
[08:36] Ryuuichi
    Sis Sayaka, you're awesome!
[08:38] President
    Good job!
[08:40] Yoshiko
    You did it!
[08:42] Ryuuichi
    Let's make it a trip to remember!
[08:44] Yoshiko
    Yeah! So...
[08:46] Everyone
    Let's all wear matching swimsuits!
[08:48] Akuru
    No, thanks.
SIGN    Koudan Station
SIGN    Part 18
SIGN    Giddy Giddy
SIGN    Ba-dump Ba-dump
[09:04] President
    A trip with Akutsu-kun...
[09:12] President
    I-I... Akutsu-kun, I've always—
[09:17] Akuru
    I don't want to hear it.
[09:18] President
    Huh?
[09:19] Akuru
    If you keep talking,
[09:21] Akuru
    I won't be able to kiss you.
[09:24] President
    Ohmigod!
[09:27] Yoshie
    You look pretty happy.
[09:31] President
    Wh-Who are you?!
[09:33] Yoshiko
    This is my mom!
[09:35] Ryuuichi
    Sis's mom?
[09:38] Yoshie
    My daughter said you'd be
    going on a trip together.
[09:41] Yoshie
    Oh, my. I smell a thieving little
    homewrecker trying to seduce our A-kun.
[09:47] President
    I-I would never do that!
[09:49] Yoshie
    Oh, really? Then you're okay.
[09:51] President
    Of course not!
[09:55] Yoshie
    You think you can fool me, you sow?!
[09:58] President
    Who're you calling a sow?!
[10:00] Yoshie
    You're not going to the beach!
[10:03] President
    Hey! What are you doing with that?!
[10:05] Yoshie
    What, you ask?
[10:10] Yoshie
    I'm drawing nipples on it!
[10:11] President
    No!
[10:14] President
    H-How dare you?!
[10:15] Ryuuichi
    She's evil...
[10:17] Yoshie
    You can't go to the beach
    with this swimsuit!
[10:21] President
    I'm going!
[10:22] Yoshie
    Wearing this?
[10:24] Yoshie
    You shameful girl!
[10:25] Yoshiko
    I'll wear one, too! It's not shameful now!
[10:28] Yoshie
    What?! Yoshiko!
[10:29] President
    I'll wear a shirt over it!
[10:32] Yoshiko
    Oh, I see!
[10:33] Yoshie
    In that case...
[10:35] Yoshie
    I'll cut the nipples out of it!
[10:41] Ryuuichi
    Cut it out!
[10:43] Yoshie
    Wha—
[10:44] Yoshie
    Help! It's a groper!
[10:47] ---
    Hey!
[10:47] Yoshiko
    Ryuuichi-kun's into older women!
[10:50] Ryuuichi
    No, I'm not!
[10:51] Ryuuichi
    That's not enough to make me let go!
[10:53] Ryuuichi
    I won't let some old hag
    mess up our fun trip!
[10:57] Yoshie
    An old hag, you said?
[10:58] Ryuuichi
    Huh?
[11:00] Yoshie
    You... little... whippersnapper!
[11:07] Ryuuichi
    Sh-She's strong.
[11:08] Yoshie
    I've fought a million more cat
    fights than you little snots!
[11:15] Yoshie
    No one gets A-kun but me!
[11:18] President
    No!
[11:21] Akuru
    What do you think you're doing?
[11:22] Yoshie
    Wha—
[11:23] Weirdos
    Akutsu-kun!
[11:24] Yoshie
    I-It's not what it looks like!
[11:26] Yoshie
    It's for my retirement—
    I mean, It's for your sake, A-kun!
[11:31] Yoshie
    B-But...
[11:33] Yoshie
    That sow wanted to steal you!
[11:36] President
    Hey!
[11:37] Akuru
    You're nearly forty!
[11:38] Akuru
    You should really cool it a little.
[11:43] Akuru
    So what's the decision?
[11:44] Akuru
    Do you swear never to do
    anything like this again?
[11:46] Akuru
    Or do you want to feel more pain?
[11:48] Yoshie
    I take neither!
[11:51] Yoshie
    Take this!
[11:54] Akuru
    It's still body-temperature!
[11:58] Akuru
    Huh?! Crap!
[11:59] Yoshie
    How weak!
[12:01] Yoshie
    I won't let that sow have her way!
[12:04] Yoshie
    Don't think this ends here!
[12:11] Akuru
    She's too resilient.
[12:13] Yoshiko
    See you when we get back!
[12:18] Sayaka
    Can I come out now?
[12:21] [SONG] Sign
    To Be Continued!!
SIGN    A Hot Summer! Aho Girl
[12:25] Yoshiko
    Next time: "A Hot Summer! Aho Girl!"