# 4 - Charge! Aho Girl!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRMGZG27R/aho-girl)
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**[00:00] Ryuuichi**
* I'm Kurosaki Ryuuichi.*
* I'm one of Sis's soldiers.*
**[00:03] Ryuuichi**
* I won't let anyone get away*
* with insulting Sis or me.*
**[00:05] Sign**
You're working under
Yoshiko the Idiot?
**[00:05] Sign**
Yeah, you're
an idiot, too.
***SIGN*** All right! Two-on-one
against A-kun!
**[01:12] Ryuuichi**
You're good, bastard.
**[01:15] Yoshiko**
Oh! It's heating up in here!
**[01:19] Yoshiko**
Speaking of heating up...
**[01:22] Yoshiko**
It's getting steamy on my soap today,
but I forgot to set a recording for it!
**[01:26] Yoshiko**
I'mma go home and watch!
**[01:28] Akuru**
Get back here, you idiot!
**[01:30] Ryuuichi**
I won't let you interfere with Sis—
**[01:32] Akuru**
Shut up!
**[01:37] Ryuuichi**
Nice punch, bro.
**[01:40] Ryuuichi**
Y-You know, I wouldn't mind
**[01:42] Ryuuichi**
being friends with a guy like you.
**[01:47] Akuku**
No thanks.
**[01:48] [SONG] Sign**
To Be Continued!
***SIGN*** Pachi Ranger Show
***SIGN*** Part 13
**[01:51] Yoshiko**
All right, kids!
**[01:53] Yoshiko**
Are you ready to welcome the Pachi Rangers?!
**[01:57] Mamoru**
She said she'd take us somewhere cool...
**[01:59] Masaru**
But the hero show at
the department store?!
**[02:03] Mom**
Aren't they adorable?
**[02:04] Boys**
*Crap. It's embarrassing just to watch.*
**[02:07] Yoshiko**
Now, you, too!
**[02:09] Nozomi**
Huh? Me, too?
**[02:10] Mamoru**
D-Don't, Nozomi!
**[02:12] Yoshiko**
You gotta enjoy everything as much
as you can! You only live once!
**[02:17] Nozomi**
Right! Okay, Yoshiko-oneechan!
**[02:20] Masaru**
Wait, Nozomi!
**[02:21] Masaru**
Don't be like Yoshiko!
It'll ruin you as a human being!
**[02:24] Yoshiko**
She'll be fine!
**[02:25] Mamoru**
No, she won't!
**[02:26] Masaru**
So don't!
***SIGN*** Pachi Ranger Show
**[02:31] Monster**
This venue now belongs to us!
**[02:34] Monster**
Now, which of you should I take hostage?
**[02:38] Yoshiko**
What?!
**[02:39] Yoshiko**
You'd never pick me! You wouldn't, right?!
**[02:41] Monster**
Huh? Yeah, uh, no, not you.
**[02:43] Yoshiko**
You serious?!
**[02:45] Monster**
All right!
**[02:47] Monster**
I choose this girl!
**[02:49] Nozomi**
Yoshiko-oneechan!
**[02:51] Yoshiko**
Nozomi-chan!
**[02:52] Yoshiko**
Damn you! Pachi Rangers, come quick!
**[02:56] Monster**
How do you feel now? Scared?
**[03:00] Yoshiko**
Wh-Where are they? Why aren't they here yet?!
**[03:03] Mamoru**
Hey, they've got a script to follow...
**[03:05] Yoshiko**
Am...
**[03:06] Yoshiko**
Am *I* gonna have to fight you?!
**[03:09] Mamoru**
Wait!
**[03:09] Masaru**
Yoshiko, it's just a show!
**[03:11] Yoshiko**
Show or not, Nozomi-chan's tears are real!
**[03:15] Yoshiko**
So I have to save her, and now!
**[03:19] Monster**
What?
**[03:20] Yoshiko**
As her friend...
**[03:21] Yoshiko**
and her hero!
**[03:22] Nozomi**
Yoshiko-oneechan!
**[03:25] Yoshiko**
Transform!
**[03:26] Mamoru**
You're just having your own fun!
**[03:28] Masaru**
Crap! If Yoshiko saves Nozomi here, she'll
get even more attached to Yoshiko, and...
**[03:36] Mamoru**
We have to do this!
**[03:37] Masaru**
To defend our friend's future!
**[03:39] Yoshiko**
Oh, you guys!
**[03:41] Yoshiko**
If you're gonna fight, wear these!
**[03:42] Yoshiko**
Transform!
**[03:43] Yoshiko**
We're the Super Pachi Rangers!
**[03:56] Mamoru**
M-Monster! Don't let Yoshiko take you down!
**[03:59] Masaru**
Go down with this!
**[04:01] Monster**
Huh?
**[04:02] Mamoru**
Don't think, just go down!
**[04:04] Masaru**
Our friend's future is at stake here!
**[04:06] Monster**
Wha... Huh?
**[04:07] Nozomi**
Save me!
**[04:09] Yoshiko**
I'll deal the final blow!
**[04:10] Mamoru**
Stop it, you idiot!
**[04:12] Masaru**
We're begging you! Take a hint!
**[04:15] Monster**
Um... Er...
**[04:19] Monster**
Ah! You got me!
**[04:21] Boys**
Yes!
**[04:27] Nozomi**
I was so scared!
**[04:29] Mamoru**
We're the ones who beat him!
**[04:30] Masaru**
Yoshiko's just some idiot!
**[04:34] Nozomi**
Thank you...
**[04:37] Nozomi**
Yoshiko-oneechan!
**[04:39] Yoshiko**
Just doing my job.
**[04:40] Boys**
Seriously?!
**[04:42] Narration**
* Keep doing your best to defend*
* the girl's future, boys!*
**[04:51] Ryuuichi**
* I'm Kurosaki Ryuuichi.*
* I'm one of Sis's soldiers.*
**[04:54] Ryuuichi**
* To try to make friends*
* with this "A-kun" guy,*
**[04:57] Ryuuichi**
*I'm going through Sis's tough training.*
**[04:59] Yoshiko**
What is your one true joy?!
**[05:01] Ryuuichi**
To serve at Akutsu-sama's feet!
**[05:03] Yoshiko**
What are you?!
**[05:04] Ryuuichi**
Akutsu-sama's faithful dog!
**[05:07] Yoshiko**
Yes! Perfect!
**[05:09] Ryuuichi**
Thank you, Sis!
**[05:11] [SONG] Sign**
To Be Continued!
***SIGN*** Counseling
***SIGN*** Part 14
**[05:20] Teacher**
Hanabatake-san, what don't you understand?
**[05:23] Yoshiko**
How bananas can be this delicious.
**[05:25] Teacher**
I'm asking about school!
**[05:27] Yoshiko**
Why teachers keep trying to teach me?
**[05:30] Teacher**
Because you're an idiot!
**[05:33] Akuru**
Sensei, are you okay?
**[05:34] Teacher**
I-I've got this, Akutsu-kun.
**[05:37] Teacher**
Since you're having trouble
holding a conversation,
**[05:39] Teacher**
we'll start with studying
language arts, Hanabatake-san.
**[05:42] Yoshiko**
Can I have a banana?
**[05:43] Teacher**
I just gave you one!
**[05:44] Yoshiko**
I already finished it!
**[05:47] Yoshiko**
If I can't have one, I'm going home to play!
**[05:48] Teacher**
I-I'll go buy one.
**[05:50] Akuru**
*Please... Hang in there.*
**[05:54] Yoshiko**
"Yasuko and Takashi went
their separate ways."
**[05:57] Yoshiko**
"They live their lives as best they can and
spend their nights holding back their tears."
**[06:01] Teacher**
Now, how does Yasuko feel?
**[06:03] Yoshiko**
Ask Yasuko if you wanna know!
**[06:06] Yoshiko**
I'm Yoshiko!
**[06:07] Teacher**
Read the story and figure it out!
**[06:09] Teacher**
The answer is "lonely"!
**[06:11] Yoshiko**
Yasuko isn't that simple a woman!
**[06:14] Yoshiko**
Yasuko truly cares for Takeshi!
**[06:16] Teacher**
It's "Takashi"!
**[06:17] Yoshiko**
You don't understand a thing.
**[06:20] Yoshiko**
Have you ever been in love, Sensei?
**[06:23] Teacher**
*Ba-dum...*
**[06:24] Yoshiko**
S-So what if I haven't?
**[06:26] Yoshiko**
A 28-year-old female teacher
who's never been in love, eh?
**[06:30] Teacher**
So what?
**[06:32] Yoshiko**
If you think you can understand someone's
feelings, then tell me what I feel right now.
**[06:38] Teacher**
I-I want to eat another banana?
**[06:41] Yoshiko**
Wrong!
**[06:42] Yoshiko**
Actually, I ate so much, I'm about to hurl!
**[06:45] Teacher**
How am I supposed to know that?!
**[06:46] Yoshiko**
Exactly!
**[06:47] Yoshiko**
You don't even know how I feel,
and I'm right in front of you!
**[06:49] Yoshiko**
How can you know how Yasuko feels?
**[06:53] Yoshiko**
I'm a girl deep in love, but Yasuko's
feelings are too complex even for me!
**[06:57] Teacher**
So you don't know, either!
**[06:59] Yoshiko**
Exactly.
**[07:00] Yoshiko**
But you see...
**[07:03] Yoshiko**
I know that I don't know!
**[07:08] Teacher**
I-I... I...
**[07:11] Akuru**
T-Take it easy, Sensei.
**[07:13] Yoshiko**
When one knows that one does not
know, only then can one learn.
**[07:17] Teacher**
That's...
**[07:18] Yoshiko**
How a girl feels when she's in love...
**[07:20] Yoshiko**
How a girl feels when she's
eaten too many bananas...
**[07:23] Yoshiko**
You don't know anything, Sensei!
**[07:27] Yoshiko**
Feeling like you know something by
getting answers from a textbook...
**[07:30] Yoshiko**
Is that what you call education?!
**[07:34] Teacher**
*Ka-boom!*
**[07:36] Yoshiko**
That is why I play all day, every day—
**[07:39] Yoshiko**
Ooh, a banana!
**[07:40] Teacher**
I... I didn't know anything...
**[07:42] Yoshiko**
Mmm, yummy!
**[07:44] Akuru**
No, Sensei! Don't let Yoshiko
get into your head!
**[07:47] Teacher**
Akutsu-kun...
**[07:49] Teacher**
Teach me...
**[07:50] Teacher**
Teach me what love is!
**[07:51] Akuru**
What are you saying?!
**[07:52] Teacher**
You don't like older women?!
**[07:54] Akuru**
Seriously, what are you saying?!
**[07:55] Teacher**
I mean, I'm a teacher, but I
don't know anything! So please!
**[08:00] Akuru**
Don't take anything that
idiot says seriously!
**[08:02] Teacher**
I've never been in love before! How could
I ever understand how Yasuko feels?!
**[08:06] Akuru**
Enough! Open your eyes!
**[08:14] Akuru**
*I'm counting on you, Sensei!*
**[08:16] Akuru**
* If you give up, no one will*
* ever teach Yoshiko anything!*
**[08:20] Akuru**
*I-I'm counting on you...*
***SIGN*** Aho Girl
**[08:26] Ryuuichi**
* I'm Kurosaki Ryuuichi.*
* I'm one of Sis's soldiers.*
**[08:29] Ryuuichi**
*At last, it's time for the final battle.*
**[08:33] Ryuuichi**
I'm begging you! I'll do anything!
**[08:37] Akuru**
What do you want?
**[08:39] Ryuuichi**
I exist solely to love and
serve my venerable master!
**[08:42] Ryuuichi**
Please...
**[08:43] Ryuuichi**
Please!
**[08:47] Akuru**
Okay, fine.
**[08:51] Akuru**
If you want to serve me that
badly, I'll use you like a tool.
**[08:55] Akuru**
So serve me well.
**[08:57] Ryuuichi**
With my gratitude and utmost pleasure!
**[08:59] Yoshiko**
You did it! Now you're A-kun's dog!
**[09:02] Ryuuichi**
Yes!
**[09:03] Ryuuichi**
Huh?
**[09:05] Ryuuichi**
I wanted to be his friend!
**[09:08] Yoshiko**
Is that right?
***SIGN*** The End
***SIGN*** Class 1-2
***SIGN*** Part 15
**[09:14] Yoshiko**
It's A-kun's birthday tomorrow!
**[09:16] Sayaka**
Oh, really?
**[09:18] Yoshiko**
So let's break into A-kun's room tonight!
**[09:22] Sayaka**
Sure, let's—
**[09:23] Sayaka**
Huh?
**[09:24] Yoshiko**
And we'll figure out what A-kun wants there!
**[09:28] Sayaka**
B-But he'll be really mad if he finds out.
**[09:31] Yoshiko**
Don't worry! I'm used to it!
**[09:32] Sayaka**
But I'm not!
**[09:33] President**
I heard that.
**[09:35] Yoshiko**
You...
**[09:37] Yoshiko**
Boob President!
**[09:39] President**
Y-You're taking me with you.
**[09:41] President**
I want to sneak into Akutsu-kun's room—
**[09:44] President**
I mean, I want to give
Akutsu-kun a present, too!
**[09:46] Yoshiko**
Then answer me this.
**[09:48] Yoshiko**
Are your feelings as huge as your boobs?
**[09:52] President**
Y-Yes, they are!
**[09:54] Yoshiko**
Damn, they're huge!
**[09:55] Yoshiko**
Okay! It'll be the three of us!
**[09:58] Sayaka**
Do I have to go, too?
**[10:02] Yoshiko**
Jump.
**[10:04] President**
Jump.
***SIGN*** Don't come in here!
**[10:21] Yoshiko**
Sleeping like a baby.
**[10:22] President**
His sleeping face... So cute!
**[10:25] Yoshiko**
Boo!
**[10:29] President**
What do you think you're doing, you idiot?!
**[10:37] President**
Damn that idiot...
**[10:41] President**
J-Just one picture of him sleeping...
**[10:48] President**
I-I'm so sorry...
**[10:50] Yoshiko**
I found A-kun's boxers!
**[10:53] President**
What?!
**[10:54] Yoshiko**
Sniff, sniff.
**[10:57] President**
What are you doing?!
**[10:58] Sayaka**
K-Keep it down! If we're too loud—
**[11:01] President**
I'm confiscating those as
disciplinary committee president!
**[11:03] Yoshiko**
Hahaha! You can't have 'em!
**[11:05] President**
Hand them over!
**[11:07] Ruri**
Onii-chan, keep it dow—
**[11:12] Yoshiko**
Let me out...
**[11:18] Sayaka**
Hurry up and do what you came to do!
**[11:21] President**
Yes.
**[11:23] Sayaka**
What are you doing?!
**[11:25] Yoshiko**
I'm kinda sleepy.
**[11:27] President**
W-Well, I'm sleepy, too!
**[11:30] Yoshiko**
No room for you, Boob President!
**[11:33] President**
There's no room for *you*!
**[11:35] Sayaka**
U-Um...
**[11:36] Yoshiko**
Now then, A-kun, have a goodnight kiss!
**[11:40] President**
Whoa! Don't you dare!
**[11:44] Yoshiko**
Nah, I'm sleepy.
**[11:53] Akuru**
Hey, blockheads...
**[11:55] Akuru**
What the hell are you thinking?
**[11:57] President**
Well, um...
**[11:59] Sayaka**
You can say that again!
**[12:03] Sayaka**
We came here to think about
what you'd want for a present,
**[12:06] Sayaka**
but Yoshiko-chan and the
president went way too far.
**[12:09] Sayaka**
Please... Just please...
**[12:13] Sayaka**
What are you thinking?!
**[12:21] OTP**
I-I'm sorry.
***SIGN*** Summertime! Aho Girl
**[12:25] Yoshiko**
Next time: "Summertime! Aho Girl!"