E2 - I'm totally screwed!

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[00:00] Semi Lee
    Listen, he was just nice to you out of pity.
[00:03] Semi Lee
    Out of pity.
[00:04] Jugyeong Lim
    Can I just stop?
[00:06] Jugyeong Lim
    I can't go to school again!
[00:07] Sua Kang
    Jugyeong!
[00:16] Jugyeong Lim
    Why is everyone treating me this way?
[00:28] Jugyeong Lim
    What have I done wrong?
[00:31] Jugyeong Lim
    What on earth have I done wrong?
[00:38] Suho Lee
    Can you be loud and drunk
    somewhere else?
[00:45] Suho Lee
    I want to be alone, in silence.
[00:48] Jugyeong Lim
    T-The Han River is not yours alone, okay?
[00:51] Suho Lee
    But here's my favorite place.
[00:53] Jugyeong Lim
    So, so I can't like it here too?
[00:56] Jugyeong Lim
    Can't I do anything, just because I'm ugly?
[01:05] Jugyeong Lim
    H-Hey …
[01:20] Suho Lee
    Are you trying to jump?
[01:21] Suho Lee
    Do you want to die?
[01:23] Suho Lee
    If you want to die,
    don't die in front of me.
[01:26] Suho Lee
    Get lost while I'm still being nice.
[01:30] Jugyeong Lim
    Argh …
[01:34] Jugyeong Lim
    Can today be any worse?
[01:42] Suho Lee
    I can have it?
[01:43] Jugyeong Lim
    Hm? Ah, the volume! I already read everything!
    I'll get going.
[01:47] Jugyeong Lim
    Have fun reading!
[01:52] Suho Lee
    You're the girl from the book store.
[01:54] Suho Lee
    Right?
[01:56] Jugyeong Lim
    W-What are you talking about?
[01:59] Suho Lee
    This is yours, isn't it?
[02:03] Jugyeong Lim
    Oh no. Those are so common.
[02:06] Suho Lee
    Looks custom-made, though.
SIGN    Limited Edition
[02:10] Jugyeong Lim
    They're not! What do you know!
[02:22] Suho Lee
    It's the same song.
[02:24] Jugyeong Lim
    It's not unusual to listen to the same song!
[02:26] Jugyeong Lim
    Everyone likes Heavy Metal, right?
[02:31] Suho Lee
    As an acting major, I have to tell you
    that your acting skills suck.
[02:37] Jugyeong Lim
    S-Stop talking nonsense!
[02:40] Jugyeong Lim
    How can that face and this face
[02:42] Jugyeong Lim
    belong to the same person?
[02:46] Suho Lee
    So you know what face I'm talking about.
[02:53] Jugyeong Lim
    This can't be true!
[03:01] Suho Lee
    Hey!
[03:02] ---
    Someone from a cult?
[03:04] ---
    Young people nowadays...
[03:15] ---
    This time...
SIGN    I'm totally screwed!
[03:18] Jugyeong Lim
    ...I'm totally screwed!
[04:58] Jugyeong Lim
    I'm finally enjoying my school life.
[05:01] Jugyeong Lim
    If my bare face gets revealed...
SIGN    Goddess contestant Jugyeong Lim's shocking truth has been revealed. Goddess contestant Jugyeong Lim Shocking truth
SIGN    Freakin ugly w/o makeup lol
[05:06] BG
    Freaking ugly without makeup! What a catfish!
SIGN    I feel betrayed, this should be illegal
SIGN    What a catfish! omg
[05:08] BG
    I want to puke!
SIGN    she is the mandu girl from dongin high
[05:09] BG
    The mandu girl from Dongin High!
SIGN    Ugh, I wanna puke!
[05:10] BG
    Goddess contestant?
SIGN    A goddess contestant? really? haha
[05:11] BG
    I'm speechless.
SIGN    lol I'm speechless
[05:13] Sua Kang
    Jugyeong, you're really two-faced.
[05:16] Sua Kang
    Forget about our study group, okay?
[05:18] Jugyeong Lim
    Sua!
[05:19] Jugyeong Lim
    Please don't!
[05:28] Jugyeong Lim
    Now, since things turned out this way,
[05:31] Jugyeong Lim
    it's game on!
[05:39] Suho Lee
    Are you kidding me?
[05:41] Suho Lee
    First you run away, now this?
[05:46] Jugyeong Lim
    Please keep my bare face a secret!
[05:48] Jugyeong Lim
    None of my friends
    have seen me without makeup!
[05:51] Jugyeong Lim
    If anyone finds out,
    I can't go to school anymore!
[05:55] Suho Lee
    Is it that serious?
[06:00] Jugyeong Lim
    For me, it's like my life depends on it!
[06:04] Jugyeong Lim
    People like you
    could never understand!
[06:07] Jugyeong Lim
    Beautiful and handsome people, that is!
[06:11] Jugyeong Lim
    Please, if you keep my real face
    a secret, I'll do anything for you!
[06:15] Jugyeong Lim
    Ugh, there's no way this jerk
    would simply agree...
[06:17] Suho Lee
    All right.
[06:18] Jugyeong Lim
    Please, take some time to reconsi—
[06:20] Jugyeong Lim
    Huh?! For real?
[06:23] Jugyeong Lim
    That's surprisingly nice of you!
[06:27] Suho Lee
    So, you said you'd do anything?
[06:35] Jugyeong Lim
    Damn it!
[06:39] Jugyeong Lim
    Here, your comic books.
[06:43] Suho Lee
    You're late.
[06:46] Jugyeong Lim
    Oh, come on …
[06:51] Jugyeong Lim
    This is how I became Suho Lee's errand girl.
[07:16] Jugyeong Lim
    It feels like I'm in my old school again.
SIGN    I'm thirsty!
[07:21] Jugyeong Lim
    This guy doesn't
    let me rest one bit!
[07:26] Jugyeong Lim
    Here, your juice.
[07:28] Suho Lee
    But I wanted ginseng juice.
[07:32] Jugyeong Lim
    Are you a grandpa or what?
[07:39] Jugyeong Lim
    Better?
[07:44] Jugyeong Lim
    Huh?
[07:47] Suho Lee
    You can have this.
[07:52] Jugyeong Lim
    Oh, thank you …
[08:01] Jugyeong Lim
    What's the deal with him?
[08:03] Jugyeong Lim
    I should throw it away!
[08:05] Jugyeong Lim
    He obviously just gave it to me
    'cause he doesn't like it!
[08:08] BG
    She and Suho look good together, right?
[08:11] Juyoung Lim
    If they only knew!
[08:12] Juyoung Lim
    This evil sociopath jerk
    is just abusing me!
[08:23] Sua Kang
    Hey Jugyeong,
    you and Suho hang out a lot lately.
[08:26] Chaerin Ahn
    Is there really something going on?
[08:28] Sua Kang
    When did you two become so close?
[08:30] Jugyeong Lim
    What? We're not close!
    Not at all!
[08:33] Jugyeong Lim
    He's just being annoying!
[08:35] Chaerin Ahn
    Well, Suho is known
    for his lousy personality.
[08:38] Jugyeong Lim
    Hm?
[08:39] Jugyeong Lim
    Maybe...
[08:40] Jugyeong Lim
    if I tell everyone in school
    that Suho is bothering me,
[08:43] Jugyeong Lim
    he'll have no choice
    but to leave me alone!
[08:47] Jugyeong Lim
    That could work!
[08:49] Sua Kang
    But everyone is going crazy over his looks.
[08:52] Sua Kang
    Many say they wouldn't mind
    being bullied by him.
[08:54] Chaerin Ahn
    Right? He has a handsome face
    and smarts.
[08:58] Chaerin Ahn
    Leave out his personality, and he's perfect!
[09:01] Sua Kang
    With that face,
    you can cut him some slack!
[09:06] Jugyeong Lim
    Handsome people
    get away with everything.
[09:10] Sua Kang
    But I heard Suho was quite nice
    back in middle school.
[09:14] Sua Kang
    There were rumors
    about him being an idol trainee
[09:17] Sua Kang
    and he used to be very well liked by others.
[09:20] Sua Kang
    That was until he suddenly
    went abroad and left school.
[09:23] Sua Kang
    When he came back to Korea,
    he was a totally different person!
[09:37] Jugyeong Lim
    Suho Lee …
    Why does it bother me?
[09:42] Sua Kang
    Have you seen my new post?
SIGN    Acting department studio. Now.
[09:50] Jugyeong Lim
    Go without me. I just remembered
    I have something important to do!
[10:03] Jugyeong Lim
    Hey, Suho! I was already on my way home!
[10:07] Jugyeong Lim
    Hey...
[10:18] Suho Lee
    I have a video assignment. Film me.
[10:21] Jugyeong Lim
    O-Oh, all right.
[10:33] Suho Lee
    I like you!
[10:37] Suho Lee
    I like you, so why bother about others?
[10:42] Suho Lee
    You're not allowed to be happy?
[10:44] Suho Lee
    Please don't say such a thing!
[10:46] Suho Lee
    You could be a swindler,
    a spy, or even an alien
[10:50] Suho Lee
    and I wouldn't care at all!
[10:53] Suho Lee
    So please,
[10:54] Suho Lee
    only trust my words.
[10:56] Suho Lee
    I like you a lot...
[11:03] Jugyeong Lim
    In real-life he's a total sociopath,
[11:05] Jugyeong Lim
    but can act so sweet in front of the camera...
[11:10] Jugyeong Lim
    Why can't he always be like this?
[11:15] Suho Lee
    Every word you said was recorded.
[11:17] Jugyeong Lim
    Oh, oops...
[11:19] Suho Lee
    The mood is ruined, I can't act like this.
[11:21] Jugyeong Lim
    So I can leave now?
[11:23] Suho Lee
    Nope.
[11:23] Suho Lee
    We have to go somewhere.
[11:27] Jugyeong Lim
    Hey, you should go
    to the cinema with your friends!
[11:30] Suho Lee
    But I have none.
[11:31] Jugyeong Lim
    Huh?!
[11:33] Jugyeong Lim
    What movie do you wanna watch?
[11:35] Suho Lee
    A movie a sociopath would like.
[11:37] Jugyeong Lim
    He's so petty!
[11:40] Jugyeong Lim
    Well then, let's watch
    the new Monster Apartment movie!
[11:44] Jugyeong Lim
    We horror comic fans should team up for once!
SIGN    Monster Apartment
[11:48] Jugyeong Lim
    After all we once got into a fight
    over a Monster Scenario comic.
[11:53] Suho Lee
    Team up for once?
[11:55] Jugyeong Lim
    Well, forget it then.
[11:59] Suho Lee
    Let's go watch it.
[12:05] Sujin Kang
    Suho Lee?
[12:14] Suho Lee
    You can have this.
[12:19] Jugyeong Lim
    Suho
[12:20] Jugyeong Lim
    actually doesn't seem to be so bad?
[12:23] Jugyeong Lim
    And he keeps my secret too …
[12:26] Juyoung Lim
    Hey, two-faced swindler.
[12:29] Juyoung Lim
    Go buy me a hamburger.
[12:31] Jugyeong Lim
    Don't scare me!
    And why would I?
[12:33] Juyoung Lim
    Because your bare-faced pics are on my phone!
[12:35] Jugyeong Lim
    Hey, I told you to delete it!
[12:38] Jugyeong Lim
    Ugh, that's so …!
[12:43] BurgerCat Employee
    Customer number 120,
    your avocado bacon set is ready.
[12:49] Bully 1
    No way, Jugyeong Lim?
[12:52] Bully 1
    I thought you ran away,
    and now we meet here?
[12:56] Bully 2
    Looks like you're still running errands.
    Upgraded to hamburgers?
[13:03] Bully 2
    Where did you transfer to?
[13:06] Bully 2
    We should hang out again, dumpling.
[13:10] Juyoung Lim
    Move aside!
[13:11] Bully 1
    All right. Crawl away, little cockroach.
[13:14] Bully 2
    Cockroach, that's funny!
[13:24] Semi Lee
    Hey, go buy us dumplings.
[13:27] Semi Lee
    Dumpling.
[13:30] Semi Lee
    This bitch doesn't know her place.
[13:35] Cafeteria Guy
    So you like their music?
[13:37] Suho Lee
    So, you said you'd do anything?
[13:44] Semi Lee
    Listen, he was just nice to you out of pity.
[13:47] Semi Lee
    Out of pity!
[13:53] Juyoung Lim
    I'm so pathetic...
[13:56] Juyoung Lim
    I thought you were being nice to me,
    despite the bothering.
[13:59] Juyoung Lim
    But I was mistaken.
[14:01] Juyoung Lim
    I'm truly an idiot...
[14:05] Juyoung Lim
    What do you want?
[14:06] Suho Lee
    Why didn't you answer my text?
[14:09] Suho Lee
    There is a new Monster Scenario...
[14:09] Juyoung Lim
    Enough.
[14:10] Juyoung Lim
    What?
[14:11] Juyoung Lim
    I told you it's enough!
[14:14] Juyoung Lim
    Are you having fun taking advantage
    of me and calling me all day long?
[14:18] Juyoung Lim
    Am I your toy?
[14:20] Juyoung Lim
    You're just like my bullies back then.
[14:24] Juyoung Lim
    You'd never understand
[14:26] Juyoung Lim
    what being bullied and called ugly
[14:29] Juyoung Lim
    feels like.
[14:35] Suho Lee
    I called because I got the new volume.
[14:41] Jugyeong Lim
    I lost my wallet!
[14:43] Jugyeong Lim
    My school ID is in that wallet!
[14:46] Jugyeong Lim
    Oh no!
[14:50] Male student 1
    Oh?
[14:52] Male student 1
    Hey!
[14:54] Male student 1
    I found a wallet!
[14:55] Male student 2
    Oh, maybe the owner will give us a reward!
[15:00] Seojun Han
    Why are you taking it?
    Just give it to an employee.
[15:04] Juyoung Lim
    Hey there!
[15:06] Juyoung Lim
    That's my wallet!
[15:08] Seojun Han
    It's yours?
[15:10] Male student 1
    Is it really yours?
[15:12] Male student 2
    Let's look at the ID to find out!
[15:14] Jugyeong Lim
    But I look totally different on my student ID!
[15:25] Seojun Han
    I-It's really mine …
[15:32] Male student 1
    What's wrong with her?
[15:38] Sua Kang
    Jugyeong, you have the most likes
    among all contestants!
[15:41] Chaerin Ahn
    Really? Wow, our Jugyeong is amazing!
[15:45] Jugyeong Lim
    I'm thinking about not participating …
[15:49] Sua Kang
    Hey, Jugyeong Lim! Don't lose your focus!
[15:53] Sua Kang
    We're on a mission here!
[15:55] Jugyeong Lim
    A mission?
[15:56] Chaerin Ahn
    We will help you!
[15:57] Chaerin Ahn
    We will be your Goddess
    managers this semester!
[16:01] Sua Kang
    It's not only about you, you have to make us,
    no, the entire art department proud!
[16:11] BG
    Suho Lee and Seojun Han?
[16:14] BG
    What are they up to?
[16:15] BG
    Don't stare at them!
[16:17] BG
    You'll get into trouble!
[16:18] Chaerin Ahn
    What's going on?
    Are they going to fight?
[16:22] Seojun Han
    I heard we have a new student named
    Suho Lee. Didn't think it would be you,
[16:25] Seojun Han
    but here you are.
[16:26] Suho Lee
    If you're bothered, just avoid me
[16:28] Suho Lee
    and don't get on my nerves.
[16:31] Seojun Han
    What will you do if I don't?
[16:33] Seojun Han
    Wasn't avoiding me always your thing?
[16:35] Seojun Han
    You freaking murderer!
[16:37] Suho Lee
    What?
[16:46] Jugyeong Lim
    What's going on?
[16:53] Jugyeong Lim
    The guy
[16:54] Jugyeong Lim
    from the burger shop?
[16:55] Jugyeong Lim
    He's also going to our school?
[17:01] Jugyeong Lim
    It's serious. Now there are
    already two people
[17:04] Jugyeong Lim
    who saw me without makeup!