# E2 - I'm totally screwed!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UNX753/im-totally-screwed)
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**[00:00] Semi Lee**
Listen, he was just nice to you out of pity.
**[00:03] Semi Lee**
Out of pity.
**[00:04] Jugyeong Lim**
Can I just stop?
**[00:06] Jugyeong Lim**
I can't go to school again!
**[00:07] Sua Kang**
Jugyeong!
**[00:16] Jugyeong Lim**
Why is everyone treating me this way?
**[00:28] Jugyeong Lim**
What have I done wrong?
**[00:31] Jugyeong Lim**
What on earth have I done wrong?
**[00:38] Suho Lee**
Can you be loud and drunk
somewhere else?
**[00:45] Suho Lee**
I want to be alone, in silence.
**[00:48] Jugyeong Lim**
T-The Han River is not yours alone, okay?
**[00:51] Suho Lee**
But here's my favorite place.
**[00:53] Jugyeong Lim**
So, so I can't like it here too?
**[00:56] Jugyeong Lim**
Can't I do anything, just because I'm ugly?
**[01:05] Jugyeong Lim**
H-Hey …
**[01:20] Suho Lee**
Are you trying to jump?
**[01:21] Suho Lee**
Do you want to die?
**[01:23] Suho Lee**
If you want to die,
don't die in front of me.
**[01:26] Suho Lee**
Get lost while I'm still being nice.
**[01:30] Jugyeong Lim**
Argh …
**[01:34] Jugyeong Lim**
*Can today be any worse?*
**[01:42] Suho Lee**
I can have it?
**[01:43] Jugyeong Lim**
Hm? Ah, the volume! I already read everything!
I'll get going.
**[01:47] Jugyeong Lim**
Have fun reading!
**[01:52] Suho Lee**
You're the girl from the book store.
**[01:54] Suho Lee**
Right?
**[01:56] Jugyeong Lim**
W-What are you talking about?
**[01:59] Suho Lee**
This is yours, isn't it?
**[02:03] Jugyeong Lim**
Oh no. Those are so common.
**[02:06] Suho Lee**
Looks custom-made, though.
***SIGN*** Limited Edition
**[02:10] Jugyeong Lim**
They're not! What do *you* know!
**[02:22] Suho Lee**
It's the same song.
**[02:24] Jugyeong Lim**
It's not unusual to listen to the same song!
**[02:26] Jugyeong Lim**
Everyone likes Heavy Metal, right?
**[02:31] Suho Lee**
As an acting major, I have to tell you
that your acting skills suck.
**[02:37] Jugyeong Lim**
S-Stop talking nonsense!
**[02:40] Jugyeong Lim**
How can that face and this face
**[02:42] Jugyeong Lim**
belong to the same person?
**[02:46] Suho Lee**
So you know what face I'm talking about.
**[02:53] Jugyeong Lim**
This can't be true!
**[03:01] Suho Lee**
Hey!
**[03:02] ---**
Someone from a cult?
**[03:04] ---**
Young people nowadays...
**[03:15] ---**
This time...
***SIGN*** I'm totally screwed!
**[03:18] Jugyeong Lim**
...I'm totally screwed!
**[04:58] Jugyeong Lim**
I'm finally enjoying my school life.
**[05:01] Jugyeong Lim**
If my bare face gets revealed...
***SIGN*** Goddess contestant Jugyeong Lim's shocking truth has been revealed. Goddess contestant Jugyeong Lim Shocking truth
***SIGN*** Freakin ugly w/o makeup lol
**[05:06] BG**
Freaking ugly without makeup! What a catfish!
***SIGN*** I feel betrayed, this should be illegal
***SIGN*** What a catfish! omg
**[05:08] BG**
I want to puke!
***SIGN*** she is the mandu girl from dongin high
**[05:09] BG**
The mandu girl from Dongin High!
***SIGN*** Ugh, I wanna puke!
**[05:10] BG**
Goddess contestant?
***SIGN*** A goddess contestant? really? haha
**[05:11] BG**
I'm speechless.
***SIGN*** lol I'm speechless
**[05:13] Sua Kang**
Jugyeong, you're really two-faced.
**[05:16] Sua Kang**
Forget about our study group, okay?
**[05:18] Jugyeong Lim**
Sua!
**[05:19] Jugyeong Lim**
Please don't!
**[05:28] Jugyeong Lim**
Now, since things turned out this way,
**[05:31] Jugyeong Lim**
it's game on!
**[05:39] Suho Lee**
Are you kidding me?
**[05:41] Suho Lee**
First you run away, now this?
**[05:46] Jugyeong Lim**
Please keep my bare face a secret!
**[05:48] Jugyeong Lim**
None of my friends
have seen me without makeup!
**[05:51] Jugyeong Lim**
If anyone finds out,
I can't go to school anymore!
**[05:55] Suho Lee**
Is it that serious?
**[06:00] Jugyeong Lim**
For me, it's like my life depends on it!
**[06:04] Jugyeong Lim**
People like you
could never understand!
**[06:07] Jugyeong Lim**
*Beautiful and handsome people, that is!*
**[06:11] Jugyeong Lim**
Please, if you keep my real face
a secret, I'll do anything for you!
**[06:15] Jugyeong Lim**
* Ugh, there's no way this jerk*
* would simply agree...*
**[06:17] Suho Lee**
All right.
**[06:18] Jugyeong Lim**
Please, take some time to reconsi—
**[06:20] Jugyeong Lim**
Huh?! For real?
**[06:23] Jugyeong Lim**
That's surprisingly nice of you!
**[06:27] Suho Lee**
So, you said you'd do anything?
**[06:35] Jugyeong Lim**
Damn it!
**[06:39] Jugyeong Lim**
Here, your comic books.
**[06:43] Suho Lee**
You're late.
**[06:46] Jugyeong Lim**
Oh, come on …
**[06:51] Jugyeong Lim**
*This is how I became Suho Lee's errand girl.*
**[07:16] Jugyeong Lim**
*It feels like I'm in my old school again.*
***SIGN*** I'm thirsty!
**[07:21] Jugyeong Lim**
This guy doesn't
let me rest one bit!
**[07:26] Jugyeong Lim**
Here, your juice.
**[07:28] Suho Lee**
But I wanted ginseng juice.
**[07:32] Jugyeong Lim**
*Are you a grandpa or what?*
**[07:39] Jugyeong Lim**
Better?
**[07:44] Jugyeong Lim**
Huh?
**[07:47] Suho Lee**
You can have this.
**[07:52] Jugyeong Lim**
Oh, thank you …
**[08:01] Jugyeong Lim**
*What's the deal with him?*
**[08:03] Jugyeong Lim**
I should throw it away!
**[08:05] Jugyeong Lim**
He obviously just gave it to me
'cause he doesn't like it!
**[08:08] BG**
She and Suho look good together, right?
**[08:11] Juyoung Lim**
If they only knew!
**[08:12] Juyoung Lim**
This evil sociopath jerk
is just abusing me!
**[08:23] Sua Kang**
Hey Jugyeong,
you and Suho hang out a lot lately.
**[08:26] Chaerin Ahn**
Is there really something going on?
**[08:28] Sua Kang**
When did you two become so close?
**[08:30] Jugyeong Lim**
What? We're not close!
Not at all!
**[08:33] Jugyeong Lim**
He's just being annoying!
**[08:35] Chaerin Ahn**
Well, Suho is known
for his lousy personality.
**[08:38] Jugyeong Lim**
Hm?
**[08:39] Jugyeong Lim**
*Maybe...*
**[08:40] Jugyeong Lim**
* if I tell everyone in school*
* that Suho is bothering me,*
**[08:43] Jugyeong Lim**
* he'll have no choice*
* but to leave me alone!*
**[08:47] Jugyeong Lim**
*That could work!*
**[08:49] Sua Kang**
But everyone is going crazy over his looks.
**[08:52] Sua Kang**
Many say they wouldn't mind
being bullied by him.
**[08:54] Chaerin Ahn**
Right? He has a handsome face
and smarts.
**[08:58] Chaerin Ahn**
Leave out his personality, and he's perfect!
**[09:01] Sua Kang**
With that face,
you can cut him some slack!
**[09:06] Jugyeong Lim**
Handsome people
get away with everything.
**[09:10] Sua Kang**
But I heard Suho was quite nice
back in middle school.
**[09:14] Sua Kang**
There were rumors
about him being an idol trainee
**[09:17] Sua Kang**
and he used to be very well liked by others.
**[09:20] Sua Kang**
That was until he suddenly
went abroad and left school.
**[09:23] Sua Kang**
When he came back to Korea,
he was a totally different person!
**[09:37] Jugyeong Lim**
Suho Lee …
Why does it bother me?
**[09:42] Sua Kang**
Have you seen my new post?
***SIGN*** Acting department studio. Now.
**[09:50] Jugyeong Lim**
Go without me. I just remembered
I have something important to do!
**[10:03] Jugyeong Lim**
Hey, Suho! I was already on my way home!
**[10:07] Jugyeong Lim**
Hey...
**[10:18] Suho Lee**
I have a video assignment. Film me.
**[10:21] Jugyeong Lim**
O-Oh, all right.
**[10:33] Suho Lee**
I like you!
**[10:37] Suho Lee**
I like you, so why bother about others?
**[10:42] Suho Lee**
You're not allowed to be happy?
**[10:44] Suho Lee**
Please don't say such a thing!
**[10:46] Suho Lee**
You could be a swindler,
a spy, or even an alien
**[10:50] Suho Lee**
and I wouldn't care at all!
**[10:53] Suho Lee**
So please,
**[10:54] Suho Lee**
only trust my words.
**[10:56] Suho Lee**
I like you a lot...
**[11:03] Jugyeong Lim**
In real-life he's a total sociopath,
**[11:05] Jugyeong Lim**
but can act so sweet in front of the camera...
**[11:10] Jugyeong Lim**
Why can't he always be like this?
**[11:15] Suho Lee**
Every word you said was recorded.
**[11:17] Jugyeong Lim**
Oh, oops...
**[11:19] Suho Lee**
The mood is ruined, I can't act like this.
**[11:21] Jugyeong Lim**
So I can leave now?
**[11:23] Suho Lee**
Nope.
**[11:23] Suho Lee**
We have to go somewhere.
**[11:27] Jugyeong Lim**
Hey, you should go
to the cinema with your friends!
**[11:30] Suho Lee**
But I have none.
**[11:31] Jugyeong Lim**
Huh?!
**[11:33] Jugyeong Lim**
What movie do you wanna watch?
**[11:35] Suho Lee**
A movie a sociopath would like.
**[11:37] Jugyeong Lim**
He's so petty!
**[11:40] Jugyeong Lim**
Well then, let's watch
the new *Monster Apartment* movie!
**[11:44] Jugyeong Lim**
We horror comic fans should team up for once!
***SIGN*** Monster Apartment
**[11:48] Jugyeong Lim**
After all we once got into a fight
over a *Monster Scenario* comic.
**[11:53] Suho Lee**
Team up for once?
**[11:55] Jugyeong Lim**
Well, forget it then.
**[11:59] Suho Lee**
Let's go watch it.
**[12:05] Sujin Kang**
Suho Lee?
**[12:14] Suho Lee**
You can have this.
**[12:19] Jugyeong Lim**
Suho
**[12:20] Jugyeong Lim**
actually doesn't seem to be so bad?
**[12:23] Jugyeong Lim**
And he keeps my secret too …
**[12:26] Juyoung Lim**
Hey, two-faced swindler.
**[12:29] Juyoung Lim**
Go buy me a hamburger.
**[12:31] Jugyeong Lim**
Don't scare me!
And why would I?
**[12:33] Juyoung Lim**
Because your bare-faced pics are on my phone!
**[12:35] Jugyeong Lim**
Hey, I told you to delete it!
**[12:38] Jugyeong Lim**
Ugh, that's so …!
**[12:43] BurgerCat Employee**
Customer number 120,
your avocado bacon set is ready.
**[12:49] Bully 1**
No way, Jugyeong Lim?
**[12:52] Bully 1**
I thought you ran away,
and now we meet here?
**[12:56] Bully 2**
Looks like you're still running errands.
Upgraded to hamburgers?
**[13:03] Bully 2**
Where did you transfer to?
**[13:06] Bully 2**
We should hang out again, dumpling.
**[13:10] Juyoung Lim**
Move aside!
**[13:11] Bully 1**
All right. Crawl away, little cockroach.
**[13:14] Bully 2**
Cockroach, that's funny!
**[13:24] Semi Lee**
Hey, go buy us dumplings.
**[13:27] Semi Lee**
Dumpling.
**[13:30] Semi Lee**
This bitch doesn't know her place.
**[13:35] Cafeteria Guy**
So you like their music?
**[13:37] Suho Lee**
So, you said you'd do anything?
**[13:44] Semi Lee**
Listen, he was just nice to you out of pity.
**[13:47] Semi Lee**
Out of pity!
**[13:53] Juyoung Lim**
*I'm so pathetic...*
**[13:56] Juyoung Lim**
* I thought you were being nice to me,*
* despite the bothering.*
**[13:59] Juyoung Lim**
*But I was mistaken.*
**[14:01] Juyoung Lim**
*I'm truly an idiot...*
**[14:05] Juyoung Lim**
What do you want?
**[14:06] Suho Lee**
Why didn't you answer my text?
**[14:09] Suho Lee**
There is a new *Monster Scenario*...
**[14:09] Juyoung Lim**
Enough.
**[14:10] Juyoung Lim**
What?
**[14:11] Juyoung Lim**
I told you it's enough!
**[14:14] Juyoung Lim**
Are you having fun taking advantage
of me and calling me all day long?
**[14:18] Juyoung Lim**
Am I your toy?
**[14:20] Juyoung Lim**
You're just like my bullies back then.
**[14:24] Juyoung Lim**
You'd never understand
**[14:26] Juyoung Lim**
what being bullied and called ugly
**[14:29] Juyoung Lim**
feels like.
**[14:35] Suho Lee**
I called because I got the new volume.
**[14:41] Jugyeong Lim**
I lost my wallet!
**[14:43] Jugyeong Lim**
My school ID is in that wallet!
**[14:46] Jugyeong Lim**
Oh no!
**[14:50] Male student 1**
Oh?
**[14:52] Male student 1**
Hey!
**[14:54] Male student 1**
I found a wallet!
**[14:55] Male student 2**
Oh, maybe the owner will give us a reward!
**[15:00] Seojun Han**
Why are you taking it?
Just give it to an employee.
**[15:04] Juyoung Lim**
Hey there!
**[15:06] Juyoung Lim**
That's my wallet!
**[15:08] Seojun Han**
It's yours?
**[15:10] Male student 1**
Is it really yours?
**[15:12] Male student 2**
Let's look at the ID to find out!
**[15:14] Jugyeong Lim**
*But I look totally different on my student ID!*
**[15:25] Seojun Han**
I-It's really mine …
**[15:32] Male student 1**
What's wrong with her?
**[15:38] Sua Kang**
Jugyeong, you have the most likes
among all contestants!
**[15:41] Chaerin Ahn**
Really? Wow, our Jugyeong is amazing!
**[15:45] Jugyeong Lim**
I'm thinking about not participating …
**[15:49] Sua Kang**
Hey, Jugyeong Lim! Don't lose your focus!
**[15:53] Sua Kang**
We're on a mission here!
**[15:55] Jugyeong Lim**
A mission?
**[15:56] Chaerin Ahn**
We will help you!
**[15:57] Chaerin Ahn**
We will be your Goddess
managers this semester!
**[16:01] Sua Kang**
It's not only about you, you have to make us,
no, the entire art department proud!
**[16:11] BG**
Suho Lee and Seojun Han?
**[16:14] BG**
What are they up to?
**[16:15] BG**
Don't stare at them!
**[16:17] BG**
You'll get into trouble!
**[16:18] Chaerin Ahn**
What's going on?
Are they going to fight?
**[16:22] Seojun Han**
I heard we have a new student named
Suho Lee. Didn't think it would be you,
**[16:25] Seojun Han**
but here you are.
**[16:26] Suho Lee**
If you're bothered, just avoid me
**[16:28] Suho Lee**
and don't get on my nerves.
**[16:31] Seojun Han**
What will you do if I don't?
**[16:33] Seojun Han**
Wasn't avoiding me always your thing?
**[16:35] Seojun Han**
You freaking murderer!
**[16:37] Suho Lee**
What?
**[16:46] Jugyeong Lim**
*What's going on?*
**[16:53] Jugyeong Lim**
*The guy*
**[16:54] Jugyeong Lim**
*from the burger shop?*
**[16:55] Jugyeong Lim**
*He's also going to our school?*
**[17:01] Jugyeong Lim**
* It's serious. Now there are*
* already two people*
**[17:04] Jugyeong Lim**
*who saw me without makeup!*