E1 - Sniff, Sniff, Sniff

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[00:25] Ars
    Sniff, sniff...
[00:27] Ars
    Sniff!
[00:32] Ars
    I smell something.
[00:35] Mell
    Tori!
[00:40] Mell
    Jump!
[00:49] Mell
    Let's have tea!
[00:49] Ars
    Mell, we're still on watch!
[00:54] Mell
    Nah, we're done.
[00:57] Mell
    Listen!
[01:03] Ars
    They're ringing.
[01:07] Mell
    Watch is over.
[01:10] Mell
    Let's go!
[02:47] Mell
    That class on Unison Magic today
    was great, huh?
[02:52] Ars
    I didn't know
    it could be that powerful!
[03:04] Mell
    Each of us has only a tiny little bit
    of power, after all.
[03:08] Mell
    If Abra ever used her full strength,
    though, it'd be a thing to behold!
[03:11] Ars
    Pica's strong, too!
[03:14] Mell
    They're the top two members
    of the Lower Class!
[03:19] Ars
    Either one of them could be chosen
    to be the Select.
[03:32] Mell
    Pica's been awfully worked up lately, though.
[03:38] Mell
    Now, who's handling tea today?
[03:39] Ars
    Abra will make it for us!
[03:43] Mell
    So it'll be a little strong, then.
[03:45] Mell
    Maybe I'll get some milk
    from the cafeteria tower.
[03:53] Ars
    Sniff. Sniff, sniff.
[03:56] Ars
    Want to go to the school store, too?
[03:59] Mell
    You know what's up, huh, Tori?
[04:04] Voyniy
    Boraboraboraborrah!
[04:07] Voyniy
    Not sure what to buy, bandages?
[04:11] Little Alberta
    Little Alberta.
[04:13] Voyniy
    Wanna buy? Then hand over mana!
[04:18] Voyniy
    Come on! Hand it over!
[04:29] Little Alberta
    I desire five Victoria sandwiches.
[04:36] Voyniy
    Nope, nope. This much.
[04:41] Little Alberta
    I am helpless...
[04:42] Mell
    Little Al!
[04:44] Ars
    Something wrong?
[04:46] Voyniy
    Peach-haired girl! Welcome!
[04:50] Ars
    Um, I'm Arsnotoria!
[04:55] Voyniy
    Peach-haired! Peach-haired!
[04:56] Voyniy
    Belly button!
[04:58] Mell
    If you think I've always got
    my belly button showing, you're very wrong!
[05:02] Mell
    When I'm wearing my uniform...
[05:04] Mell
    See!
[05:05] Mell
    You can't see it!
[05:07] Ars
    You were buying some sweets,
    huh, Little Al?
[05:10] Little Alberta
    Overwhelming lack.
[05:12] Voyniy
    Nope. Nope.
[05:14] Voyniy
    This much.
[05:17] Ars
    I'll pay.
[05:19] Mell
    We're all eating together, right?
[05:21] Ars
    Right.
[05:22] Mell
    Ready, go!
[05:27] Mell
    Four and a bit extra, huh?
[05:29] Ars
    Not enough...
[05:32] Mell
    Oh, no!
[05:34] Little Alberta
    Failure.
[05:37] Voyniy
    Bandages? You 'kay?
[05:39] Voyniy
    You 'kay?
[05:44] Ars
    Don't get down, Little Al!
[05:48] Mell
    Let's have biscuits instead!
[05:49] Mell
    If we buy a bunch,
    there'll be enough for everyone.
[05:52] Ars
    Sniff!
[05:54] Ars
    Sniff, sniff.
[05:55] Ars
    Sniff!
[05:59] Mell
    Don't just let go!
[06:02] Ars
    Sniff!
[06:04] Ars
    Scones are coming!
[06:10] Voyniy
    Come on in!
[06:12] HeatFairies
    It's piping hot!
[06:14] HeatFairies
    It's delicious!
[06:16] HeatFairies
    It's piping hot!
[06:18] HeatFairies
    It's delicious!
[06:20] HeatFairies
    It's piping hot!
[06:22] Voyniy
    Peach-hair!
[06:22] HeatFairies
    It's delicious!
[06:23] Voyniy
    Your sense of smell
    gets a trazillion points!
[06:26] Voyniy
    I'll throw in one for free.
[06:28] Mell
    Congrats!
[06:30] Ars
    Yes, I'm happy!
[06:33] Little Alberta
    I desire four.
[06:34] Voyniy
    You've got a deal!
[06:38] Voyniy
    Your change!
[06:42] Fairies
    One, two, three, four!
[06:50] Mell
    And the extra!
[06:54] Voyniy
    Boh-bon!
[06:56] Voyniy
    I hope you have a pleasant teatime.
[07:00] Ars
    Thank you.
[07:06] Pica
    Abra, it wouldn't kill you to help me.
[07:11] Abra
    My name isn't Abra.
    It's Abramelin.
[07:15] Abra
    Don't shorten people's names.
[07:18] Abra
    And who was it who stole the teapot
    and said she could make better tea?
[07:25] Abra
    Picatrix.
[07:27] Pica
    Of course.
[07:29] Pica
    It's as true of tea
    as it is of everything else.
[07:32] Pica
    Your knowledge
    can't even come close to mine!
[07:35] Abra
    Then tell me what book I should read.
[07:41] Abra
    None of the books on the White Shelves—
[07:46] Abra
    the ones open to students—interest me.
[07:48] Pica
    Then ask Paulina, not me.
[07:55] Mell
    We're here!
[07:57] Ars
    We made it!
[07:59] Pica
    A proper lady does not run
    in the hallways!
[08:05] Mell
    But a proper lady should always be
    on time for tea, right?
[08:10] Mell
    Pica, you gotta lighten up!
[08:14] Pica
    You're deplorable.
[08:17] Pica
    Listen, Mell.
[08:19] Pica
    The Magic Academy City of Ashlam exists
    to teach us Pentagrams to be true ladies.
[08:28] Pica
    We receive instruction not only in magic
    and general education,
[08:31] Pica
    but etiquette as well!
[08:36] Mell
    Yup.
[08:37] Pica
    Sometimes they call me the smartest,
    prettiest girl in the whole school.
[08:45] Pica
    It's my job to serve as an example
    to the other Pentagrams.
[08:46] Ars
    S-Sorry!
[08:48] Little Alberta
    It's fine.
[08:50] Pica
    And that's my job as the Select.
[08:54] Ars
    "Select"?
[08:56] Mell
    Are you the Select?
[08:57] Abra
    She says so. Nobody else.
[09:00] Ars
    Um, Pica...
[09:02] Ars
    Want me to warm up some milk?
[09:04] Pica
    I'll pass!
[09:09] Ars
    I see.
[09:11] Pica
    Well...
[09:12] Abra
    I want mine warm.
[09:15] Ars
    Okay!
[09:23] Ars
    Stare...
[09:26] Mell
    It should be ready now.
[09:30] Ars
    Yes.
[09:34] Pica
    Thank you.
[09:35] Ars
    You're welcome.
[09:37] Pica
    As I was saying, none other than
    Headmaster Solow has recognized my efforts.
[09:44] Pica
    I'll probably be the next Pope,
    which is even better than a Select!
SIGN    Class Rep = Select
SIGN    Student Council President = Pope
[09:50] Abra
    I wouldn't be so sure.
[09:52] Pica
    Then why don't you tell me
    who'd be better for the job, exactly?
[09:57] Mell
    You guys are such good friends.
[09:59] Pica
    We are not!
[10:01] Mell
    See?
[10:03] Pica
    That's not true.
[10:07] Pica
    Anyway, we Pentagrams have a single
    standard of behavior to uphold.
[10:13] Pica
    And you know what that is, right?
[10:14] Mell
    Of course.
[10:15] Ars
    Yes!
[10:16] Little Alberta
    Of course.
[10:18] Pica
    Now then...
[10:27] Mell
    Right, right.
[10:29] Ars
    Upsy-daisy!
[10:31] Little Alberta
    Indeed.
[10:35] Pica
    Now, everyone!
[10:41] All
    As we stand
    in the blistering spring wind,
[10:44] All
    we are resolute, humble, and decorous.
[10:48] All
    We are Pentagrams,
    and with the pride of flowers,
[10:53] All
    we learn and study hard.
[11:03] Pica
    Hey, don't make me laugh!
[11:05] Mell
    But...
[11:11] Little Alberta
    It feels like there's no good reason...
[11:17] Pica
    Behave yourselves!
[11:21] Abra
    We have a long way
    to go to be ladies.
[11:25] Ars
    I'll do my best!
[11:26] Little Alberta
    It's time.
[11:28] Mell
    Yeah.
[11:29] Abra
    The tea will get cold.
[11:31] Pica
    That's right!
[11:35] Mell
    Okay...
[11:37] Ars
    Time... for tea!
[11:49] Pica
    I was worried
    it might be too strong, but...
[11:53] Ars
    It's good.
[11:54] Abra
    I've heard that putting the milk in first,
    not later, makes it taste better.
[11:58] Mell
    I put mine in later.
[12:01] Mell
    It lets me set
    how strong I like my tea.
[12:04] Ars
    I put mine in later.
[12:07] Ars
    If it's too hot, I can't drink it.
[12:14] Abra
    Yes, that's a lot of milk.
[12:16] Pica
    It's almost as if it were made for a child...
[12:18] Pica
    It's certainly easy to drink that way.
[12:20] Mell
    It's cute the way she blows on it.
[12:23] Pica
    But more importantly...
[12:26] Mell
    I know!
[12:28] Abra
    This is, I believe,
    a matter of individual preference.
[12:32] Pica
    The clotted cream comes first.
[12:35] Both
    No, the marmalade.
[12:37] Ars
    I put on the strawberry jam.
[12:40] Pica
    We'll never understand each other!
[12:43] Ars
    Thank you.
[12:49] Ars
    Huh?
[12:56] Pica
    Give it here.
[13:03] Pica
    Sorry, Tori.
[13:04] Pica
    I don't think I can do it.
[13:06] Mell
    It's that hard to get off?
[13:08] Pica
    Any stronger and I might destroy the lid.
[13:12] Mell
    I know!
[13:13] Mell
    How about the first person to open the jar
[13:16] Mell
    gets to decide whether the jam
    or the cream comes first?
[13:19] Pica
    A brilliant suggestion.
[13:21] Pica
    But in the hands of a Select like me,
    that jar won't stand a chance.
[13:25] Abra
    I don't think I like having others decide
    what should be a personal matter.
[13:30] Little Alberta
    But it does sound fun.
[13:35] Mell
    Crap!
[13:36] Pica
    Oh, no.
[13:38] Little Alberta
    Destroy!
[13:46] Ars
    That's too much for Mr. Jam!
[13:56] Ars
    Mr. Jam...
[13:58] Mell
    I just realized...
[14:01] Mell
    No matter which you spread first,
    you can flip it over.
[14:08] Pica
    It's important to have your own rules.
[14:10] Little Alberta
    Superstition.
[14:12] Pica
    That's right!
[14:13] Pica
    When I get out of bed,
    if I don't put my right foot down first,
[14:16] Pica
    my whole day feels unlucky!
[14:19] Ars
    I got up left foot first today.
[14:23] Mell
    You're having a happy day today, though.
[14:25] Mell
    You didn't get stuck with a restudy.
SIGN    Remedial Class = restudy
[14:26] Ars
    It's thanks to Pica and Abra.
[14:29] Abra
    No matter how much we teach you,
[14:31] Abra
    it won't help
    unless you put in the effort.
[14:34] Pica
    You stayed up late to study, Tori!
[14:37] Mell
    Usually she goes right to sleep!
[14:40] Pica
    Oh, that's right!
[14:42] Pica
    Submit an application
    to stay up late by tomorrow.
[14:47] Abra
    Magical Botany?
[14:49] Little Alberta
    Late night studies.
    The school's lights dimmed.
[14:52] Mell
    I'm excited!
[14:54] Ars
    Yes, I'm looking forward to it.
[15:01] Mell
    It's so relaxing...
[15:03] Pica
    They say snow fell in Highland.
[15:07] Abra
    Where'd you hear that?
[15:09] Pica
    London.
[15:12] Mell
    You went? When? With who?
[15:15] Mell
    I'm so jealous!
[15:17] Pica
    Of course not!
[15:18] Pica
    We can't go down to the surface
    without Headmaster Solow's permission!
[15:23] Pica
    I saw it in the weather section
    of the papers.
[15:25] Mell
    Buy? Buy?
[15:28] Ars
    You sound like Voyniy...
[15:31] Abra
    Even the School Store isn't that powerful.
[15:34] Little Alberta
    Big Sis gave it to us.
[15:36] Mell
    Grand Alberta?
[15:38] Ars
    She went to a London chemist
    at Headmaster Solow's request.
[15:44] Mell
    I want to go!
[15:47] Pica
    Manners!
[15:48] Mell
    If I'd known, I would've asked Headmaster Solow!
    I would've gone with her!
[15:52] Mell
    I want to go to London!
[15:54] Mell
    They have the newest, rarest,
    and prettiest stuff in the world!
[16:00] Ars
    Then did Pica buy her parasol
    in London?
[16:07] Pica
    My parasol isn't the kind of thing
    you can buy in a store!
[16:34] Pica
    We've stayed here longer
    than I thought we would.
[16:37] Mell
    I'm full!
[16:39] Abra
    We should get some exercise in
    before dinner.
[16:43] Mell
    Come with me!
[16:44] Abra
    Sure, if you want.
[16:48] Pica
    Huh?
[16:57] Abra
    Fortune-telling?
[16:59] Pica
    Quiet.
[17:05] Mell
    Well?
[17:06] Pica
    A small, vague misfortune?
[17:10] Abra
    Whom could it be referring to?
[17:12] Pica
    Certainly not me or Little Al.
[17:16] Abra
    Why?
[17:19] Pica
    We were on extermination duty last week.
[17:23] Mell
    You don't like bugs, do you?
[17:25] Pica
    I don't even want to see the things!
[17:28] Pica
    I know it's part of our curriculum,
    but I still hate it!
[17:33] Pica
    It's such a pain!
[17:36] Little Alberta
    Indeed.
[17:38] Abra
    It's almost time for you, isn't it, Tori?
[17:42] Ars
    Huh?
[17:45] Mell
    I think I can get it!
[17:54] Ars
    Um...
[17:56] Abra
    Extermination duty.
[17:58] Abra
    We were just talking about
    how unlucky bugs are.
[18:03] Ars
    I'm scared of bugs, too.
[18:06] Ars
    When bugs show up,
    scary things happen.
[18:10] Mell
    Headmaster Solow says that
    when you see a bug, you must...
[18:13] All
    A bug!
[18:14] Mell
    Ow!
[18:20] Abra
    Sorry.
[18:21] Pica
    Wh-What was that?
[18:24] Mell
    Um, I broke it!
[18:29] Little Alberta
    You okay?
[18:30] Ars
    Y-Yes, I just got too scared, and...
[18:33] Mell
    Sorry, sorry.
[18:35] Mell
    We got that scared
    from a little piece of the lid.
[18:37] Mell
    If we really did see a bug,
    we'd all panic, huh?
[18:47] Ars
    Sniff, sniff!
[18:50] Ars
    Sniff!
[18:53] Pica
    What's for dinner?
[18:54] Little Alberta
    Definitely delicious.
[18:56] Mell
    Oh, no!
    I'd better make sure I'm hungry!
[19:00] Mell
    I'll go run around the courtyard!
[19:04] Pica
    Mell skipped out on the cleaning, didn't she?
[19:08] Ars
    I-I'll go get her!
[19:12] Little Alberta
    It can't be helped.
[19:16] Pica
    A lady shouldn't run in the hallways.
[19:18] Abra
    I'm the one who said we should exercise.
[19:22] Pica
    That's right.
[19:26] Pica
    Now then...
[19:29] Abra
    Yes.
[19:56] Zwingli
    You have been identified as Total Depravity.
SIGN    Johann...
SIGN    Zwingli...
[21:44] Zwingli
    Begone, Negatives...
SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    Hug!!!
SIGN    Has been unlocked
[23:36] Ars
    Sniff!