# E1 - Sniff, Sniff, Sniff
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQJ0ZD/sniff-sniff-sniff)
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**[00:25] Ars**
Sniff, sniff...
**[00:27] Ars**
Sniff!
**[00:32] Ars**
I smell something.
**[00:35] Mell**
Tori!
**[00:40] Mell**
*Jump!*
**[00:49] Mell**
Let's have tea!
**[00:49] Ars**
Mell, we're still on watch!
**[00:54] Mell**
Nah, we're done.
**[00:57] Mell**
Listen!
**[01:03] Ars**
They're ringing.
**[01:07] Mell**
Watch is over.
**[01:10] Mell**
Let's go!
**[02:47] Mell**
That class on Unison Magic today
was great, huh?
**[02:52] Ars**
I didn't know
it could be that powerful!
**[03:04] Mell**
Each of us has only a tiny little bit
of power, after all.
**[03:08] Mell**
If Abra ever used her full strength,
though, it'd be a thing to behold!
**[03:11] Ars**
Pica's strong, too!
**[03:14] Mell**
They're the top two members
of the Lower Class!
**[03:19] Ars**
Either one of them could be chosen
to be the Select.
**[03:32] Mell**
Pica's been awfully worked up lately, though.
**[03:38] Mell**
Now, who's handling tea today?
**[03:39] Ars**
Abra will make it for us!
**[03:43] Mell**
So it'll be a little strong, then.
**[03:45] Mell**
Maybe I'll get some milk
from the cafeteria tower.
**[03:53] Ars**
Sniff. Sniff, sniff.
**[03:56] Ars**
Want to go to the school store, too?
**[03:59] Mell**
You know what's up, huh, Tori?
**[04:04] Voyniy**
Boraboraboraborrah!
**[04:07] Voyniy**
Not sure what to buy, bandages?
**[04:11] Little Alberta**
Little Alberta.
**[04:13] Voyniy**
Wanna buy? Then hand over mana!
**[04:18] Voyniy**
Come on! Hand it over!
**[04:29] Little Alberta**
I desire five Victoria sandwiches.
**[04:36] Voyniy**
Nope, nope. This much.
**[04:41] Little Alberta**
I am helpless...
**[04:42] Mell**
Little Al!
**[04:44] Ars**
Something wrong?
**[04:46] Voyniy**
Peach-haired girl! Welcome!
**[04:50] Ars**
Um, I'm Arsnotoria!
**[04:55] Voyniy**
Peach-haired! Peach-haired!
**[04:56] Voyniy**
Belly button!
**[04:58] Mell**
If you think I've always got
my belly button showing, you're very wrong!
**[05:02] Mell**
When I'm wearing my uniform...
**[05:04] Mell**
See!
**[05:05] Mell**
You can't see it!
**[05:07] Ars**
You were buying some sweets,
huh, Little Al?
**[05:10] Little Alberta**
Overwhelming lack.
**[05:12] Voyniy**
Nope. Nope.
**[05:14] Voyniy**
This much.
**[05:17] Ars**
I'll pay.
**[05:19] Mell**
We're all eating together, right?
**[05:21] Ars**
Right.
**[05:22] Mell**
Ready, go!
**[05:27] Mell**
Four and a bit extra, huh?
**[05:29] Ars**
Not enough...
**[05:32] Mell**
Oh, no!
**[05:34] Little Alberta**
Failure.
**[05:37] Voyniy**
Bandages? You 'kay?
**[05:39] Voyniy**
You 'kay?
**[05:44] Ars**
Don't get down, Little Al!
**[05:48] Mell**
Let's have biscuits instead!
**[05:49] Mell**
If we buy a bunch,
there'll be enough for everyone.
**[05:52] Ars**
Sniff!
**[05:54] Ars**
Sniff, sniff.
**[05:55] Ars**
Sniff!
**[05:59] Mell**
Don't just let go!
**[06:02] Ars**
Sniff!
**[06:04] Ars**
Scones are coming!
**[06:10] Voyniy**
Come on in!
**[06:12] HeatFairies**
It's piping hot!
**[06:14] HeatFairies**
It's delicious!
**[06:16] HeatFairies**
It's piping hot!
**[06:18] HeatFairies**
It's delicious!
**[06:20] HeatFairies**
It's piping hot!
**[06:22] Voyniy**
Peach-hair!
**[06:22] HeatFairies**
It's delicious!
**[06:23] Voyniy**
Your sense of smell
gets a trazillion points!
**[06:26] Voyniy**
I'll throw in one for free.
**[06:28] Mell**
Congrats!
**[06:30] Ars**
Yes, I'm happy!
**[06:33] Little Alberta**
I desire four.
**[06:34] Voyniy**
You've got a deal!
**[06:38] Voyniy**
Your change!
**[06:42] Fairies**
One, two, three, four!
**[06:50] Mell**
And the extra!
**[06:54] Voyniy**
Boh-bon!
**[06:56] Voyniy**
I hope you have a pleasant teatime.
**[07:00] Ars**
Thank you.
**[07:06] Pica**
Abra, it wouldn't kill you to help me.
**[07:11] Abra**
My name isn't Abra.
It's Abramelin.
**[07:15] Abra**
Don't shorten people's names.
**[07:18] Abra**
And who was it who stole the teapot
and said she could make better tea?
**[07:25] Abra**
Picatrix.
**[07:27] Pica**
Of course.
**[07:29] Pica**
It's as true of tea
as it is of everything else.
**[07:32] Pica**
Your knowledge
can't even come close to mine!
**[07:35] Abra**
Then tell me what book I should read.
**[07:41] Abra**
None of the books on the White Shelves—
**[07:46] Abra**
the ones open to students—interest me.
**[07:48] Pica**
Then ask Paulina, not me.
**[07:55] Mell**
We're here!
**[07:57] Ars**
We made it!
**[07:59] Pica**
A proper lady does not run
in the hallways!
**[08:05] Mell**
But a proper lady should always be
on time for tea, right?
**[08:10] Mell**
Pica, you gotta lighten up!
**[08:14] Pica**
You're deplorable.
**[08:17] Pica**
Listen, Mell.
**[08:19] Pica**
The Magic Academy City of Ashlam exists
to teach us Pentagrams to be true ladies.
**[08:28] Pica**
We receive instruction not only in magic
and general education,
**[08:31] Pica**
but etiquette as well!
**[08:36] Mell**
Yup.
**[08:37] Pica**
Sometimes they call me the smartest,
prettiest girl in the whole school.
**[08:45] Pica**
It's my job to serve as an example
to the other Pentagrams.
**[08:46] Ars**
S-Sorry!
**[08:48] Little Alberta**
It's fine.
**[08:50] Pica**
And that's my job as the Select.
**[08:54] Ars**
"Select"?
**[08:56] Mell**
Are you the Select?
**[08:57] Abra**
She says so. Nobody else.
**[09:00] Ars**
Um, Pica...
**[09:02] Ars**
Want me to warm up some milk?
**[09:04] Pica**
I'll pass!
**[09:09] Ars**
I see.
**[09:11] Pica**
Well...
**[09:12] Abra**
I want mine warm.
**[09:15] Ars**
Okay!
**[09:23] Ars**
Stare...
**[09:26] Mell**
It should be ready now.
**[09:30] Ars**
Yes.
**[09:34] Pica**
Thank you.
**[09:35] Ars**
You're welcome.
**[09:37] Pica**
As I was saying, none other than
Headmaster Solow has recognized my efforts.
**[09:44] Pica**
I'll probably be the next Pope,
which is even better than a Select!
***SIGN*** Class Rep = Select
***SIGN*** Student Council President = Pope
**[09:50] Abra**
I wouldn't be so sure.
**[09:52] Pica**
Then why don't you tell me
who'd be better for the job, exactly?
**[09:57] Mell**
You guys are such good friends.
**[09:59] Pica**
We are not!
**[10:01] Mell**
See?
**[10:03] Pica**
That's not true.
**[10:07] Pica**
Anyway, we Pentagrams have a single
standard of behavior to uphold.
**[10:13] Pica**
And you know what that is, right?
**[10:14] Mell**
Of course.
**[10:15] Ars**
Yes!
**[10:16] Little Alberta**
Of course.
**[10:18] Pica**
Now then...
**[10:27] Mell**
Right, right.
**[10:29] Ars**
Upsy-daisy!
**[10:31] Little Alberta**
Indeed.
**[10:35] Pica**
Now, everyone!
**[10:41] All**
As we stand
in the blistering spring wind,
**[10:44] All**
we are resolute, humble, and decorous.
**[10:48] All**
We are Pentagrams,
and with the pride of flowers,
**[10:53] All**
we learn and study hard.
**[11:03] Pica**
Hey, don't make me laugh!
**[11:05] Mell**
But...
**[11:11] Little Alberta**
It feels like there's no good reason...
**[11:17] Pica**
Behave yourselves!
**[11:21] Abra**
We have a long way
to go to be ladies.
**[11:25] Ars**
I'll do my best!
**[11:26] Little Alberta**
It's time.
**[11:28] Mell**
Yeah.
**[11:29] Abra**
The tea will get cold.
**[11:31] Pica**
That's right!
**[11:35] Mell**
Okay...
**[11:37] Ars**
Time... for tea!
**[11:49] Pica**
I was worried
it might be too strong, but...
**[11:53] Ars**
It's good.
**[11:54] Abra**
I've heard that putting the milk in first,
not later, makes it taste better.
**[11:58] Mell**
I put mine in later.
**[12:01] Mell**
It lets me set
how strong I like my tea.
**[12:04] Ars**
I put mine in later.
**[12:07] Ars**
If it's too hot, I can't drink it.
**[12:14] Abra**
Yes, that's a lot of milk.
**[12:16] Pica**
It's almost as if it were made for a child...
**[12:18] Pica**
It's certainly easy to drink that way.
**[12:20] Mell**
It's cute the way she blows on it.
**[12:23] Pica**
But more importantly...
**[12:26] Mell**
I know!
**[12:28] Abra**
This is, I believe,
a matter of individual preference.
**[12:32] Pica**
The clotted cream comes first.
**[12:35] Both**
No, the marmalade.
**[12:37] Ars**
I put on the strawberry jam.
**[12:40] Pica**
We'll never understand each other!
**[12:43] Ars**
Thank you.
**[12:49] Ars**
Huh?
**[12:56] Pica**
Give it here.
**[13:03] Pica**
Sorry, Tori.
**[13:04] Pica**
I don't think I can do it.
**[13:06] Mell**
It's that hard to get off?
**[13:08] Pica**
Any stronger and I might destroy the lid.
**[13:12] Mell**
I know!
**[13:13] Mell**
How about the first person to open the jar
**[13:16] Mell**
gets to decide whether the jam
or the cream comes first?
**[13:19] Pica**
A brilliant suggestion.
**[13:21] Pica**
But in the hands of a Select like me,
that jar won't stand a chance.
**[13:25] Abra**
I don't think I like having others decide
what should be a personal matter.
**[13:30] Little Alberta**
But it does sound fun.
**[13:35] Mell**
Crap!
**[13:36] Pica**
Oh, no.
**[13:38] Little Alberta**
Destroy!
**[13:46] Ars**
That's too much for Mr. Jam!
**[13:56] Ars**
Mr. Jam...
**[13:58] Mell**
I just realized...
**[14:01] Mell**
No matter which you spread first,
you can flip it over.
**[14:08] Pica**
It's important to have your own rules.
**[14:10] Little Alberta**
Superstition.
**[14:12] Pica**
That's right!
**[14:13] Pica**
When I get out of bed,
if I don't put my right foot down first,
**[14:16] Pica**
my whole day feels unlucky!
**[14:19] Ars**
I got up left foot first today.
**[14:23] Mell**
You're having a happy day today, though.
**[14:25] Mell**
You didn't get stuck with a restudy.
***SIGN*** Remedial Class = restudy
**[14:26] Ars**
It's thanks to Pica and Abra.
**[14:29] Abra**
No matter how much we teach you,
**[14:31] Abra**
it won't help
unless you put in the effort.
**[14:34] Pica**
You stayed up late to study, Tori!
**[14:37] Mell**
Usually she goes right to sleep!
**[14:40] Pica**
Oh, that's right!
**[14:42] Pica**
Submit an application
to stay up late by tomorrow.
**[14:47] Abra**
Magical Botany?
**[14:49] Little Alberta**
Late night studies.
The school's lights dimmed.
**[14:52] Mell**
I'm excited!
**[14:54] Ars**
Yes, I'm looking forward to it.
**[15:01] Mell**
It's so relaxing...
**[15:03] Pica**
They say snow fell in Highland.
**[15:07] Abra**
Where'd you hear that?
**[15:09] Pica**
London.
**[15:12] Mell**
You went? When? With who?
**[15:15] Mell**
I'm so jealous!
**[15:17] Pica**
Of course not!
**[15:18] Pica**
We can't go down to the surface
without Headmaster Solow's permission!
**[15:23] Pica**
I saw it in the weather section
of the papers.
**[15:25] Mell**
Buy? Buy?
**[15:28] Ars**
You sound like Voyniy...
**[15:31] Abra**
Even the School Store isn't that powerful.
**[15:34] Little Alberta**
Big Sis gave it to us.
**[15:36] Mell**
Grand Alberta?
**[15:38] Ars**
She went to a London chemist
at Headmaster Solow's request.
**[15:44] Mell**
I want to go!
**[15:47] Pica**
Manners!
**[15:48] Mell**
If I'd known, I would've asked Headmaster Solow!
I would've gone with her!
**[15:52] Mell**
I want to go to London!
**[15:54] Mell**
They have the newest, rarest,
and prettiest stuff in the world!
**[16:00] Ars**
Then did Pica buy her parasol
in London?
**[16:07] Pica**
My parasol isn't the kind of thing
you can buy in a store!
**[16:34] Pica**
We've stayed here longer
than I thought we would.
**[16:37] Mell**
I'm full!
**[16:39] Abra**
We should get some exercise in
before dinner.
**[16:43] Mell**
Come with me!
**[16:44] Abra**
Sure, if you want.
**[16:48] Pica**
Huh?
**[16:57] Abra**
Fortune-telling?
**[16:59] Pica**
Quiet.
**[17:05] Mell**
Well?
**[17:06] Pica**
A small, vague misfortune?
**[17:10] Abra**
Whom could it be referring to?
**[17:12] Pica**
Certainly not me or Little Al.
**[17:16] Abra**
Why?
**[17:19] Pica**
We were on extermination duty last week.
**[17:23] Mell**
You don't like bugs, do you?
**[17:25] Pica**
I don't even want to see the things!
**[17:28] Pica**
I know it's part of our curriculum,
but I still hate it!
**[17:33] Pica**
It's such a pain!
**[17:36] Little Alberta**
Indeed.
**[17:38] Abra**
It's almost time for you, isn't it, Tori?
**[17:42] Ars**
Huh?
**[17:45] Mell**
I think I can get it!
**[17:54] Ars**
Um...
**[17:56] Abra**
Extermination duty.
**[17:58] Abra**
We were just talking about
how unlucky bugs are.
**[18:03] Ars**
I'm scared of bugs, too.
**[18:06] Ars**
When bugs show up,
scary things happen.
**[18:10] Mell**
Headmaster Solow says that
when you see a bug, you must...
**[18:13] All**
A bug!
**[18:14] Mell**
Ow!
**[18:20] Abra**
Sorry.
**[18:21] Pica**
Wh-What was that?
**[18:24] Mell**
Um, I broke it!
**[18:29] Little Alberta**
You okay?
**[18:30] Ars**
Y-Yes, I just got too scared, and...
**[18:33] Mell**
Sorry, sorry.
**[18:35] Mell**
We got that scared
from a little piece of the lid.
**[18:37] Mell**
If we really did see a bug,
we'd all panic, huh?
**[18:47] Ars**
Sniff, sniff!
**[18:50] Ars**
Sniff!
**[18:53] Pica**
What's for dinner?
**[18:54] Little Alberta**
Definitely delicious.
**[18:56] Mell**
Oh, no!
I'd better make sure I'm hungry!
**[19:00] Mell**
I'll go run around the courtyard!
**[19:04] Pica**
Mell skipped out on the cleaning, didn't she?
**[19:08] Ars**
I-I'll go get her!
**[19:12] Little Alberta**
It can't be helped.
**[19:16] Pica**
A lady shouldn't run in the hallways.
**[19:18] Abra**
I'm the one who said we should exercise.
**[19:22] Pica**
That's right.
**[19:26] Pica**
Now then...
**[19:29] Abra**
Yes.
**[19:56] Zwingli**
You have been identified as Total Depravity.
***SIGN*** Johann...
***SIGN*** Zwingli...
**[21:44] Zwingli**
Begone, Negatives...
***SIGN*** Episode 2
***SIGN*** Hug!!!
***SIGN*** Has been unlocked
**[23:36] Ars**
Sniff!