E5 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Holding a Meeting.

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[00:02] High school girl
    Wah! I'm late! I'm late!
[00:07] High school girl
    Oh, honestly! Over-sleeping
    because my alarm clock broke!
[00:09] High school girl
    It's still morning, and
    nothing has gone right!
[00:12] High school girl
    With all this, if I don't run into
    my soulmate when I turn that corner...
[00:16] High school girl
    Nothing else can make up for it!
[00:23] High school girl
    Ow...
[00:25] High school girl
    Huh?
[00:29] Yukimura
    Apologies. Are you all right?
[00:33] High school girl
    An intelligent, cool guy...
[00:35] High school girl
    Is this...? Could it be? Could it be?
[00:38] High school girl
    Destiny...?
[00:43] High school girl
    Oh! Why did the jam side, of all
    things, have to land on my uniform?
[00:48] High school girl
    I've been so unlucky! Super disastrous!
    What is this, a curse?
[00:52] Yukimura
    That would be incorrect.
[00:54] Yukimura
    Have you heard of Murphy's Law?
[00:57] Yukimura
    Things like, "Why, when you drop a piece
    of toast, does it land jam-side down?"
[01:02] Yukimura
    "Anything that can go wrong, will go
    wrong." It is a law in a humorous sense.
[01:07] Yukimura
    However, an English researcher named Robert
    Matthews offered this counter-argument.
[01:12] Yukimura
    He said that if you drop a piece of toast from
    a table approximately one meter in height,
SIGN    Jam
SIGN    Toast
[01:16] Yukimura
    the chances of the toast landing
    jam-side down are high.
SIGN    of rotation when falling
    would cause it to land
     jam-side down.
[01:19] Yukimura
    And he proved it using physics.
[01:23] Yukimura
    Which means that the result is
    perfectly natural, scientifically.
[01:28] Yukimura
    You are not unlucky.
    Enjoy your high school life.
[01:36] High school girl
    What's with that nerd?
SIGN    Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It
SIGN    Proof 5
    Science-types Fell in Love,
    So They Tried Holding a Meeting.
[03:11] Ibarada
    Is someone presenting today?
[03:13] Yukimura
    Himuro and I.
[03:15] Yukimura
    We're presenting the research
    we've been conducting.
[03:17] Himuro
    Our B4s should present sometime soon, too.
[03:20] Ibarada
    Torasuke, you haven't been
    reading papers, have you?
[03:24] Ibarada
    The professor's gonna strangle you to death.
[03:27] Inukai
    H-He wouldn't really kill me...
[03:31] Kanade
    Today is the day all of the researchers
    gather to hold a meeting!
[03:36] Kanade
    They're held every other Wednesday,
[03:39] Kanade
    and Ikeda Lab meetings usually
    go something like this.
[03:42] Rikekuma
    Well, let's get the meeting started, bear.
[03:45] Kanade
    The meeting starts at 9 AM.
[03:48] Kanade
    First, the professor makes announcements.
[03:50] Rikekuma
    Next month, we're going on a trip to
    Brisbane to make presentations, bear!
[03:54] Rikekumas; background
    This and that. This and that.
    Somehow or other.
[03:54] Kanade
    Then, those who want to present
    the findings of their research.
[03:58] Rikekumas; background
    Talk. Talk. Talk.
[03:58] Kanade
    When the presentation
    finishes, we discuss it.
[04:01] Kanade
    And once all the presentations
    are done, the meeting is closed.
[04:04] Rikekuma
    Thanks, everyone, bear.
[04:07] Himuro
    The professor is rather late, isn't he?
[04:09] Himuro
    Kanade-chan, you called him, didn't you?
[04:11] Kanade
    Oh, yes. He said he'd come right away.
[04:13] Ibarada
    He's sleeping. Gotta be.
[04:16] Kanade
    Sleep? But he was awake five minutes ago...
[04:20] Ibarada
    Professor.
[04:23] Ikeda
    Eek! That's...
[04:25] Kanade
    What's going on in there?
[04:31] Ikeda
    I'm so sorry about that!
[04:33] Ikeda
    The sunlight was so warm,
    I started drifting off...
[04:34] ---
    Saitama University
    Mathematics and Information Sciences
    Professor Ikeda Kashin
    Height: 185 cm Weight: 102 kg
    Blood type: A
    Hobbies: Triathlons, Free Climbing
    Favorite foods: Protein, Alcohol
    Favorite phrase: Accomplished in study and athletics
    Looks up to: Taniyama Michiya, Kuze Takaomi
    Goals: Own and operate a café
[04:37] Kanade
    He really was asleep.
[04:39] Ikeda
    Well, shall we start the meeting?
[04:44] Kanade
    Um... With that, we'll start today's meeting.
[04:48] Kanade
    Professor, do you have any announcements?
[04:51] Ikeda
    Yes.
[04:53] Ikeda; background
    As it is now June,
[04:54] Kanade
    This is the master of the
    lab, Professor Ikeda!
[04:55] Ikeda; background
    those who have not yet presented their
    research should do so soon, please.
[04:57] Kanade
    He's a little scary when he's angry,
    but he's a very kind teacher.
[05:01] Ikeda
    Also, it's been decided that
[05:03] Ikeda
    we will hold a four university joint
    training camp again this summer.
[05:06] Ikeda
    It will be August...
    What were the dates again?
[05:10] Ibarada
    From the 19th to the 21st.
[05:12] Ikeda
    Yes! That's right. Thank you.
[05:14] Ikeda
    Having you around is such
    a great help, Ibarada-kun.
[05:18] Ibarada
    You're quite welcome.
[05:20] Kanade
    Professor Ikeda can be a little absentminded.
[05:23] Kanade
    Ibarada-senpai often helps
    with the follow up.
[05:26] Ikeda
    The undergraduates will be presenting there,
[05:28] Ikeda
    so our B4s, Kanade-kun and Kosuke-kun,
[05:31] Ikeda
    will need to decide on their
    research themes by summer.
[05:34] Inukai
    Gulp!
[05:35] Ikeda
    Kanade-kun, I heard that you
    were interested in TSP,
[05:39] Ikeda
    so I gave you papers on the subject.
    What did you think of them?
[05:42] Kanade
    I'm still only partway through
    the second one, but...
[05:45] Kanade
    I'm finding it difficult.
[05:47] Ikeda
    Well, that is how it is in the beginning.
[05:50] Rikekuma
    TSP!
[05:53] Rikekuma
    TSP is another way of referring to the
    traveling salesman problem!
[05:57] Rikekuma
    I've already explained what it is,
    bear, so if you want to know,
[06:02] Rikekuma
    go back and watch episode 3 or read the
    first volume of the original work, bear.
[06:05] Rikekuma
    So, today's term of the day, is this!
[06:08] Riekuma
    B4!
[06:10] Rikekuma
    This is the mysterious word that Professor
    Ikeda used with Kanade and the others, bear.
[06:14] Rikekuma
    It's a designation for school years
    often used in research labs, bear.
[06:18] Rikekuma
    In English, an undergrad degree
    is called a Bachelor's.
SIGN    Undergraduates
[06:20] Rikekuma
    You use the first letter of that word, "B."
[06:24] Rikekuma
    So, B4 is a 4th year undergraduate student.
SIGN    4th year undergrad student
SIGN    Graduate courses
[06:28] Rikekuma
    Above that, you have the
    "M" from "Master's."
[06:31] Rikekuma
    Himuro and Yukimura are both first-year
    grad students, so they're M1s.
SIGN    1st year graduate student
[06:34] Rikekuma
    Ibarada would be an M2, bear.
SIGN    2nd year graduate student
[06:38] Rikekuma
    Once you've completed your graduate degree,
    you attain the title of "Master," bear.
[06:44] Rikekuma
    Study hard and become masters like those
    knights from a galaxy far, far away,
[06:48] Rikekuma
    and lose yourself in a vortex
    of destruction and despair, bear.
[06:52] Ikeda
    And you, Kosuke-kun?
[06:54] Ikeda
    Did you find anything you liked
    in the papers I gave you?
[06:59] Inukai
    I really do want to read those papers,
[07:02] Inukai
    but you could say,
    my woman just won't let me go.
SIGN    Aika
SIGN    "Studying or me? Which is more important?"
[07:06] Aika
    Honestly! Studying or me?
    Which is more important?
[07:10] Ikeda
    You haven't read them at all?
[07:12] Inukai
    'S right!
[07:13] Ikeda
    Not a single page?
[07:15] Inukai
    'S right.
[07:16] Ikeda
    Not a single word?
[07:19] Inukai
    'S right...
[07:21] Ikeda
    Kosuke-kun...
[07:26] Ikeda
    Aika-chan is very charming,
[07:29] Ikeda
    but let's do those assignments which
    we are meant to do, shall we?
[07:33] Ikeda
    Do you understand?
[07:35] Inukai
    I'm sorry!
[07:38] Kanade
    Professor Ikeda excels in
    both study and athletics, so
[07:41] Kanade
    when he gets angry, his muscles tend
    to get a little bigger, but...
[07:43] Ikeda; background
    Oops! I pulverized my pen again.
[07:44] Kanade
    he's usually a very kind teacher.
[07:47] Ibarada
    Here's your spare.
[07:49] Kanade
    Well, then... Let's resume the meeting.
[07:53] Kanade
    If anyone has a presentation,
    please go ahead.
[07:57] Yukimura
    Professor, I'd like to present.
[08:01] Ikeda
    What's this? A joint presentation
    with Himuro-kun, is it?
[08:06] Ikeda
    It was a polynomial time reduction last time.
[08:08] Ikeda
    I'm excited to see how much
    progress you've made.
[08:12] Yukimura
    First, if you'd please take
    a look at figure 1.1.
SIGN    We're for
SIGN    realz ♥
SIGN    Fig 1.1: During Date Experiment
[08:18] Yukimura
    This figure shows the circumstances during
    the date experiment we conducted recently.
[08:22] Ikeda
    U-Um... I did think you
    got along well, but...
[08:26] Ikeda
    You two are in that kind
    of relationship, are you?
[08:29] Himuro and Yukimura
    No, we are not.
[08:30] Himuro
    The genesis of this lies in events
    of the other day when I...
[08:35] Himuro
    ...and so this date is
    one of many experiments
[08:38] Himuro
    we conducted in regards to
    the many types of romance.
[08:41] Ikeda
    Ah... I-I see...
[08:43] Yukimura
    I will upload the detailed
    data to our local server.
[08:46] Himuro
    After a casual examination of the data,
[08:49] Himuro
    the experiment which garnered
    the greatest results was...
SIGN    Fig 4: Emotional Changes Over Time
SIGN    Fig 3.7: Yukimura Shinya screaming at a man
[08:53] Himuro
    During the date experiment, at 2:22:42 PM,
[08:57] Himuro
    "I have assembled all of this data
[09:00] Himuro
    and even I am unable
    to prove that I love her!"
[09:04] Himuro
    "The likes of you could never so
    casually declare your love for her!"
[09:07] Himuro
    Yukimura-kun was heard
    screaming these things.
[09:11] Himuro
    During that time,
    my highest heart rate of the day,
[09:14] Himuro
    with a momentary high of
    162 bpm, was recorded.
[09:17] Kanade
    Why is she talking like she's
    giving TV viewership ratings?
[09:22] Yukimura
    Himuro, you little...
[09:23] Yukimura
    Is it really necessary to write
    out every single word I said?
[09:27] Himuro
    Well, if I don't, it doesn't accurately
    convey the conditions, does it?
[09:30] Yukimura
    In that case, I've got a
    few thoughts of my own.
SIGN    Fig 3.7: Yukimura Shinya screaming at a man
SIGN    Fig 3.8: Himuro Ayame, happy
[09:34] Yukimura
    My highest heart rate was recorded here.
[09:38] Yukimura
    6:47 PM.
[09:40] Yukimura
    On the Ferris wheel, with the sunset
    in the background, Himuro...
[09:43] Yukimura
    "This is the number of times I was happy
    and the number of times I had fun today."
[09:46] Yukimura
    "In total, 1925 times."
[09:48] Yukimura
    "It's an exponential increase."
[09:51] Yukimura
    "And even now, in this moment, too."
    ...is what she said.
[09:57] Kanade
    You're killing us over here, too!
[09:59] Yukimura
    "It was in this situation...
[10:02] Yukimura
    where my highest heart rate
    of the day was recorded"...
[10:07] Ikeda
    And this... is your presentation?
[10:12] Ikeda
    Yukimura-kun.
[10:13] Ikeda
    What about your polynomial time reduction?
[10:17] Yukimura
    My deepest apologies.
[10:19] Yukimura
    I am planning to pursue that separately.
[10:21] Yukimura
    But as I determined this to be
    the more pressing problem...
[10:27] Ikeda
    You're right! This research
    topic seems super interesting!
[10:31] Kanade
    He's okay with it!
[10:31] Inukai
    Huh?
[10:33] Yukimura
    I knew you would say that, Professor!
[10:37] Ikeda
    Wow. The base conditions of love, is it?
[10:41] Ikeda
    When I married my wife,
    this never even occurred to me.
[10:45] Ikeda
    Have you thoughts on future prospects?
[10:48] Yukimura
    Based on the sampling,
[10:50] Yukimura
    a large-scale control experiment.
SIGN    Fig 3.8: Himuro Ayame, happy
[10:53] Yukimura
    To determine the base conditions of love,
    we need to gather as much data as possible,
SIGN    Love A
SIGN    Love B
SIGN    Love C
SIGN    Love D
SIGN    Love E
SIGN    General "Love"
[10:57] Yukimura
    so that we can find the average.
SIGN    Fig 4.6: Experiment with a couple's straw
[11:00] Yukimura
    As an example, this experiment.
SIGN    Times your heart raced +22
    Times you felt happy+12
    Times your hands shook +2
    Times you thought the other person smelled nice +2
    Times you had no idea how it tasted +1
[11:03] Yukimura
    Given the circumstances in the picture,
SIGN    Times your heart raced +16
    Times you felt happy +8
    Times you thought the other person was cute +22
    Times you had fun +12
    Times you thought it tasted good +2
    Times you wished you could take a picture +2
[11:04] Yukimura
    we investigated the information on our
    vitals and the emotion counters, but...
[11:07] Ikeda
    It seems you might need other
    humans for this experiment.
[11:12] Ikeda
    And as many of them as you can get.
[11:14] Yukimura
    For example, in this room there
    are six people, including me.
SIGN    Fig 4.6: Experiment with a couple's straw
SIGN    Times your heart raced +22
    Times you felt happy+12
    Times your hands shook +2
    Times you thought the other person smelled nice +2
    Times you had no idea how it tasted +1
SIGN    Times your heart raced +16
    Times you felt happy +8
    Times you thought the other person was cute +22
    Times you had fun +12
    Times you thought it tasted good +2
    Times you wished you could take a picture +2
[11:18] Yukimura
    Given the circumstances in the picture,
SIGN    From the 6, possible pairs of 2
[11:19] Yukimura
    From the six of us, it is possible to
    make 15 combinations of groups of two.
SIGN    pairs
[11:24] Yukimura
    Which means that within this lab,
[11:27] Yukimura
    it is possible to run 15 experiments.
[11:30] Kanade
    What?
[11:31] Kanade
    You're going to do all the pairs?
[11:33] Ibarada
    That sounds like crazy amounts of fun.
[11:36] Yukimura
    In particular, Kanade is the closest
    to average, thus a valuable specimen.
[11:39] Yukimura
    You will participate,
    by any means necessary.
[11:41] Kanade
    Aren't there numerous problems with this?
[11:44] Yukimura
    What, do you have a particular
    partner at the moment?
[11:46] Kanade
    Well, no. I don't, but...
[11:49] Yukimura
    Then it shouldn't be a problem.
[11:51] Yukimura
    Also, you need to hurry up and turn
    in a report on your romantic history.
SIGN    Force of Impact
[11:57] Himuro
    I have told you before,
    Yukimura-kun, you lack tact.
[12:01] Yukimura
    Himuro, you little...
    Stop hitting my head every time!
[12:04] Yukimura
    You'll kill valuable brain cells!
[12:05] Himuro
    Then you should think a little harder.
[12:07] Yukimura
    What did you just say?!
[12:08] Inukai
    Yukimura-senpai! Stop!
[12:10] Kanade
    Please, calm down.
[12:11] Yukimura
    K-Kanade... You're really strong.
[12:14] Yukimura
    Wait... my arm...
[12:18] Ikeda
    Let's all calm down.
[12:21] Ikeda
    This place is a font of intelligence
    and inquiry—the Ikeda lab.
[12:25] Ikeda
    We always resolve things intelligently,
    calmly, rationally, do we not?
[12:31] everyone
    You're the most violent of us all.
[12:34] Ikeda
    Yukimura-kun, it is not good to force those
    who do not wish it into your experiments.
[12:40] Kanade
    That's right!
[12:42] Kanade
    This experiment just doesn't make any sense!
[12:44] Ikeda
    Which is why you should
    do it with volunteers!
[12:47] Ikeda
    I'd be happy to be of assistance.
[12:51] Kanade
    What's he saying?
SIGN    Q1: Are you in a romantic relationship?
    
     A Yes
    
     B If I had to say, then yes.
    
     C If I had to say, then no.
    
     D No
    
    Q2: What does "love" mean to you?

[12:52] Ikeda
    Papers on the psychology
    of love, as far as I know,
[12:57] Ikeda
    are largely based on questionnaires
    given to college students.
[13:01] Ikeda
    In particular, in Japan
    there is a strong tendency
[13:04] Ikeda
    not to conduct matters of love in the open.
SIGN    Concerning the Base Conditions of Love
    Research Findings
[13:06] Ikeda
    Which is precisely why...
[13:08] Ikeda
    this data that you science-types collected
    by throwing yourselves into it is,
[13:11] Ikeda
    from an academic standpoint,
    extremely valuable.
[13:15] Ikeda
    True, it may not be an experiment
    that makes sense, however,
[13:19] Ikeda
    smashing common sense to smithereens
    is what we researchers do.
[13:23] Yukimura
    Exactly, Professor.
[13:25] Himuro
    Of course, I will give my all for research.
[13:28] Ibarada
    And you'll be participating, too, Torasuke.
[13:31] Inukai
    Why am I the only one
    being forced into this?
[13:34] Ikeda
    Very good!
[13:36] Ikeda
    This place is a font of
    intelligence and inquiry!
[13:38] Ikeda
    The Ikeda Laboratory!
[13:41] Ikeda
    Learn what makes sense.
    Then, crush common sense under your heel!
[13:44] Ikeda
    Research as your heart desires!
[13:47] Yukimura and Himuro
    Yes, sir!
[13:49] Kanade
    Well, that brings today's
    meeting to a close.
[13:55] Kanade
    This lab exists because of this professor.
[13:58] Kanade
    It seems that normal people
    are in the minority here.
[14:02] Kanade
    I'm probably gonna end up
    participating, too, aren't I?
SIGN    Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It.
[14:18] Yukimura
    Don't run, Kosuke.
[14:22] Inukai
    Yuki...mura...senpai...
[14:29] Yukimura
    Stop laughing, Ibarada!
[14:32] Yukimura
    You're the one who said we
    should try this pairing!
[14:36] Ibarada
    So? What do you think?
SIGN    Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
[14:39] Inukai
    I'm sorry, Yukimura-senpai.
SIGN    Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1
SIGN    Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
SIGN    Times you felt like dying +1
SIGN    Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
SIGN    Times you sweat bullets +1
SIGN    Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
SIGN    Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
SIGN    Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1
[14:41] Inukai
    I really respect you, Senpai, but...
SIGN    Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
SIGN    Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
SIGN    Times you sweat bullets +1
SIGN    Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1
SIGN    Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
SIGN    Times you felt like dying +1
SIGN    Times you sweat bullets +1
SIGN    Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
SIGN    Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
SIGN    Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1
SIGN    Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
[14:43] Inukai
    This is rough...
SIGN    Times you felt like dying +1
SIGN    Times you sweat bullets +1
SIGN    Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
SIGN    Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
SIGN    Times you sweat bullets +1
SIGN    Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1
SIGN    Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
[14:45] Yukimura
    This is rough for me, too.
SIGN    Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
SIGN    Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
SIGN    Times you felt like dying +1
SIGN    Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1
SIGN    Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
SIGN    Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
SIGN    Times you sweat bullets +1
[14:47] Ibarada
    It's rough on me, too.
    But it was worth seeing, just to try it.
[14:52] Ibarada
    Watching the two of you paired up...
    It was funny, but that's all.
[14:57] Yukimura; simultaneous
    You little...
[14:57] Kosuke; simultaneous
    You!
SIGN    Fig. 2.1: Wall Slam Experiment
[14:59] Inukai
    So?
[15:00] Inukai
    What're we supposed to figure
    out from this experiment data?
[15:04] Ibarada
    That we are unable to deny the possibility
    that you, Torasuke, are in love with Yukimura.
[15:09] Inukai
    Stop making it sound weird!
    You crazy BL-loving woman!
[15:13] Inukai
    Seriously. It's not like my heart rate is...
[15:16] Inukai
    Well, I guess it's a little
    higher than my resting rate.
[15:20] Inukai
    But there's no change in my
    temperature or blood pressure!
[15:22] Ibarada
    That part is a little weird.
[15:26] Ibarada
    For blood pressure, when you
    use something simple like this,
[15:29] Ibarada
    as opposed to medical equipment,
    the accuracy is reduced.
[15:32] Ibarada
    Well, it works at a reference level.
[15:35] Ibarada
    Also, for this experiment, you put the
    thermometer under your arm, right?
[15:39] Ibarada
    When you take a temperature under the
    arm, it's an axillary temperature.
[15:44] Ibarada
    It's the most stable place to take the
    highest temperature on the body, but
SIGN    Core Temperature
[15:48] Ibarada
    because of that, it's not suited for
    reading small changes in temperature.
[15:53] Ibarada
    Emotion-related temperature
    fluctuations most often occur
[15:56] Ibarada
    in places like the tip of the nose.
[15:58] Ibarada
    However, places like that are very
    susceptible to external stimulus.
[16:03] Ibarada
    Honestly, a comfy room and measuring with
    thermography would be best, but...
[16:09] Ibarada
    That's hard to do in the middle of a date...
[16:12] Ibarada
    Still, basically,
[16:14] Ibarada
    it just won't serve as material to deny
    any love between you and Yukimura.
[16:20] Inukai
    You freakin' witch!
[16:22] Inukai
    Go ahead and act cocky while you can...
[16:26] Inukai
    Doing all the pairings means that, eventually,
[16:29] Inukai
    you're gonna participate
    in the experiments, too!
[16:33] Inukai
    If, by chance, you're in love with me,
[16:36] Inukai
    it'll be exposed in a flash.
[16:38] Ibarada
    Yeah. So not.
[16:40] Ibarada
    And you...
[16:42] Ibarada
    I wouldn't set your heart racing, would I?
[16:46] Inukai
    Huh?
[16:47] Inukai
    Aika's the only one for me.
[16:49] Inukai
    A woman like you isn't even on my radar!
SIGN    Fig. 2.1: Close Contact Experiment
[16:54] Ibarada
    In that case...
[16:55] Ibarada
    Shall we try this close contact experiment
    and see whose vitals stay at resting rates?
[17:01] Ibarada
    Loser treats the other to a week's worth
    of skewered dango from the co-op store.
[17:05] Inukai
    Sounds like fun.
[17:07] Inukai
    You think pairing up with you
    is gonna do anything for me?
[17:10] Inukai
    I'm gonna bankrupt you, you pipsqueak.
SIGN    Saitama Bowl
SIGN    Cheese Katsu
SIGN    Fried Shrimp
[17:15] Himuro
    Now, we will conduct
[17:16] Himuro
    an experiment with the pairing
    of Yukimura and Kanade.
[17:20] Himuro
    Kanade-chan, please, begin.
[17:23] Kanade
    This is embarrassing...
[17:26] Yukimura
    Just do it.
[17:27] Kanade
    F-Fine, I will...
[17:29] Kanade
    Here. Say "ah"...
SIGN    Situation 7: One subject asks the other to say "ah," and, using
     chopsticks, spoon, or other utensil, assists in the
     intake of food.
    Subject | Kanade Kotonoha
    Observation Notes:
[17:34] Himuro
    Why do I feel so unsettled?
[17:37] Himuro
    Kanade-chan and Yukimura-kun are
    nothing more than colleagues...
[17:43] Kanade
    Say "ah"!
[17:46] Yukimura
    It sure looks delicious!
[17:53] Yukimura
    Hey, Himuro.
[17:55] Yukimura
    This experiment is between Kanade and myself.
[17:57] Himuro
    Yes. I understand that.
[17:59] Kanade
    U-Um...
[18:01] Kanade
    Then, let's try again...
[18:03] Kanade
    Here. Say "ah"...
[18:08] Yukimura
    Himuro...
SIGN    Round 1.
[18:16] Ibarada
    Kosuke... I've always wanted to do this.
[18:21] Inukai
    So have I.
[18:24] Inukai
    Hold on!
[18:25] Inukai
    What is this? This is stupid.
[18:27] Inukai
    But I guess I've got no choice.
[18:29] Inukai
    I've gotta find a way to raise her heart
    rate in this romantic atmosphere.
[18:33] Inukai
    Huh?
[18:34] Inukai
    Did she just call me Kosuke...?
[18:36] Ibarada
    Kosuke, from now on...
[18:39] Ibarada
    I'm not going to stop myself
    from saying I love you, Kosuke!
[18:44] Inukai
    She...!
[18:46] Inukai
    Those are Aika's lines from when she
    confesses in the True End route of chapter 9!
SIGN    Aika
SIGN    "From now on...
    I'm not going to stop myself
    from saying I love you!"
[18:51] Inukai
    Reenacting that famous
    scene isn't playing fair!
[18:53] Inukai
    Calm down.
[18:54] Inukai
    She isn't Aika.
[18:56] Inukai
    All this woman does is game
    all day and lie around.
[18:59] Inukai
    She's a horrible woman who
    pushes people around,
[19:01] Inukai
    a demon trying to extort dango from me!
[19:04] Aika
    I love you, Kosuke.
[19:07] Inukai
    Aika!
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    Resting heart rate
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SIGN    Heart rate during experiment
    
    Resting heart rate
SIGN    Heart Rate (bpm)
SIGN    Time (minutes)
    Fig. 2.2: Ibarada Ena's heart rate fluctuations
SIGN    Time (minutes)
    Fig. 2.3: Inukai Kosuke's heart rate fluctuations
SIGN    Body Temperature (C°)
SIGN    Body Temperature (C°)
[19:12] Ibarada
    So weak.
[19:13] Ibarada
    It's like using a weapon the
    boss is weak against in M°ga Man.
[19:18] Inukai
    Total defeat...
[19:20] Inukai
    And that woman, despite all of her acting,
[19:23] Inukai
    kept all her numbers super normal!
[19:26] Inukai
    In the first place,
[19:27] Inukai
    imitating Aika isn't playing fair!
[19:29] Inukai
    You're toying with my pure love for her!
[19:31] Ibarada
    Oh, fine. Shall we throw
    that one out and try again?
SIGN    Round 2.
[19:44] Inukai
    I can do this.
[19:45] Inukai
    As long as she doesn't imitate
    Aika, this is nothing.
[19:48] Inukai
    I'm taking this round.
[19:58] Ibarada
    Doesn't being like this...
[20:00] Ibarada
    bring back memories?
[20:01] Inukai
    Huh?
[20:03] Ibarada
    Do you remember when
    we were little, Torasuke?
[20:08] Inukai
    Yes...
[20:09] Ibarada
    A long time ago...
[20:11] Ibarada
    the two of us used to sit together like this...
[20:13] Ibarada
    on the porch in your backyard, Torasuke.
[20:17] Ibarada
    The sunlight felt so good,
[20:20] Ibarada
    we both fell asleep like that.
[20:23] Ibarada
    And, without realizing it,
[20:25] Ibarada
    you peed on me in your sleep,
    didn't you, Torasuke?
[20:29] Inukai
    Ye...s?
[20:31] Ibarada
    In elementary school,
[20:32] Ibarada
    when we thought I might move away,
[20:35] Ibarada
    you started bawling saying "I'm gonna
    marry you, Ena-chan! You can't go!"
[20:42] Inukai
    Stop that.
[20:43] Ibarada
    In middle school,
[20:45] Ibarada
    you played your first pretty girl dating
    game with me in my room, didn't you?
[20:49] Inukai
    Stop that.
[20:50] Inukai
    Stop it.
[20:51] Ibarada
    Back then, you got so excited you wet—
[20:54] Inukai
    Stop it, Ibarada!
[21:00] Kanade
    Ibarada-senpai, why do
    you have so many dango?
[21:04] Ibarada
    I had a weakling who mistook recklessness
    for bravery get them for me.
[21:09] Ibarada
    You guys want some?
[21:11] Inukai
    This dratted pipsqueak of a woman!
[21:15] Inukai
    I'll get you for this!
[21:16] Kanade
    "Competition to Maintain Steady Vitals
    During Close Contact," was it?
[21:20] Yukimura
    That isn't the same as the
    conditions for our experiment.
[21:24] Ibarada
    Well, true enough. And there was
    a bit of forced excitement in it.
[21:29] Kanade
    In a lot of different ways,
[21:33] Kanade
    there's no one in this lab
    who can beat this person.
[21:37] Ibarada
    Huh?
SIGN    Heart rate during experiment
    
    Resting heart rate
SIGN    Time (minutes)
    Fig. 2.3: Inukai Kosuke's heart rate fluctuations
SIGN    Heart Rate (bpm)
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    Resting heart rate
[21:48] Ibarada
    Himuro, Yukimura...
[21:52] Ibarada
    Why don't the two of you...
[21:54] Ibarada
    try a little kiss?
[22:01] Himuro and Yukimura
    A... A kiss?
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Proof 6
    Science-types Fell in Love,
    So They Tried Kissing.
[23:35] Ibarada
    Next time, Proof 6.
[23:37] Ibarada
    "Science-types Fell in Love,
    So They Tried Kissing."