# E5 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Holding a Meeting.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6XJGPJMR/science-types-fell-in-love-so-they-tried-holding-a-meeting)
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**[00:02] High school girl**
*Wah! I'm late! I'm late!*
**[00:07] High school girl**
* Oh, honestly! Over-sleeping*
* because my alarm clock broke!*
**[00:09] High school girl**
* It's still morning, and*
* nothing has gone right!*
**[00:12] High school girl**
* With all this, if I don't run into*
* my soulmate when I turn that corner...*
**[00:16] High school girl**
*Nothing else can make up for it!*
**[00:23] High school girl**
Ow...
**[00:25] High school girl**
Huh?
**[00:29] Yukimura**
Apologies. Are you all right?
**[00:33] High school girl**
*An intelligent, cool guy...*
**[00:35] High school girl**
*Is this...? Could it be? Could it be?*
**[00:38] High school girl**
*Destiny...?*
**[00:43] High school girl**
Oh! Why did the jam side, of all
things, have to land on my uniform?
**[00:48] High school girl**
I've been so unlucky! Super disastrous!
What is this, a curse?
**[00:52] Yukimura**
That would be incorrect.
**[00:54] Yukimura**
Have you heard of Murphy's Law?
**[00:57] Yukimura**
Things like, "Why, when you drop a piece
of toast, does it land jam-side down?"
**[01:02] Yukimura**
"Anything that can go wrong, will go
wrong." It is a law in a humorous sense.
**[01:07] Yukimura**
However, an English researcher named Robert
Matthews offered this counter-argument.
**[01:12] Yukimura**
He said that if you drop a piece of toast from
a table approximately one meter in height,
***SIGN*** Jam
***SIGN*** Toast
**[01:16] Yukimura**
the chances of the toast landing
jam-side down are high.
***SIGN*** of rotation when falling
would cause it to land
jam-side down.
**[01:19] Yukimura**
And he proved it using physics.
**[01:23] Yukimura**
Which means that the result is
perfectly natural, scientifically.
**[01:28] Yukimura**
You are not unlucky.
Enjoy your high school life.
**[01:36] High school girl**
*What's with that nerd?*
***SIGN*** Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It
***SIGN*** Proof 5
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Holding a Meeting.
**[03:11] Ibarada**
Is someone presenting today?
**[03:13] Yukimura**
Himuro and I.
**[03:15] Yukimura**
We're presenting the research
we've been conducting.
**[03:17] Himuro**
Our B4s should present sometime soon, too.
**[03:20] Ibarada**
Torasuke, you haven't been
reading papers, have you?
**[03:24] Ibarada**
The professor's gonna strangle you to death.
**[03:27] Inukai**
H-He wouldn't really kill me...
**[03:31] Kanade**
* Today is the day all of the researchers*
* gather to hold a meeting!*
**[03:36] Kanade**
They're held every other Wednesday,
**[03:39] Kanade**
and Ikeda Lab meetings usually
go something like this.
**[03:42] Rikekuma**
Well, let's get the meeting started, bear.
**[03:45] Kanade**
The meeting starts at 9 AM.
**[03:48] Kanade**
First, the professor makes announcements.
**[03:50] Rikekuma**
Next month, we're going on a trip to
Brisbane to make presentations, bear!
**[03:54] Rikekumas; background**
This and that. This and that.
Somehow or other.
**[03:54] Kanade**
Then, those who want to present
the findings of their research.
**[03:58] Rikekumas; background**
Talk. Talk. Talk.
**[03:58] Kanade**
When the presentation
finishes, we discuss it.
**[04:01] Kanade**
And once all the presentations
are done, the meeting is closed.
**[04:04] Rikekuma**
Thanks, everyone, bear.
**[04:07] Himuro**
The professor is rather late, isn't he?
**[04:09] Himuro**
Kanade-chan, you called him, didn't you?
**[04:11] Kanade**
Oh, yes. He said he'd come right away.
**[04:13] Ibarada**
He's sleeping. Gotta be.
**[04:16] Kanade**
Sleep? But he was awake five minutes ago...
**[04:20] Ibarada**
Professor.
**[04:23] Ikeda**
Eek! That's...
**[04:25] Kanade**
*What's going on in there?*
**[04:31] Ikeda**
I'm so sorry about that!
**[04:33] Ikeda**
The sunlight was so warm,
I started drifting off...
**[04:34] ---**
Saitama University
Mathematics and Information Sciences
Professor Ikeda Kashin
Height: 185 cm Weight: 102 kg
Blood type: A
Hobbies: Triathlons, Free Climbing
Favorite foods: Protein, Alcohol
Favorite phrase: Accomplished in study and athletics
Looks up to: Taniyama Michiya, Kuze Takaomi
Goals: Own and operate a café
**[04:37] Kanade**
*He really was asleep.*
**[04:39] Ikeda**
Well, shall we start the meeting?
**[04:44] Kanade**
Um... With that, we'll start today's meeting.
**[04:48] Kanade**
Professor, do you have any announcements?
**[04:51] Ikeda**
Yes.
**[04:53] Ikeda; background**
As it is now June,
**[04:54] Kanade**
* This is the master of the*
* lab, Professor Ikeda!*
**[04:55] Ikeda; background**
those who have not yet presented their
research should do so soon, please.
**[04:57] Kanade**
* He's a little scary when he's angry,*
* but he's a very kind teacher.*
**[05:01] Ikeda**
Also, it's been decided that
**[05:03] Ikeda**
we will hold a four university joint
training camp again this summer.
**[05:06] Ikeda**
It will be August...
What were the dates again?
**[05:10] Ibarada**
From the 19th to the 21st.
**[05:12] Ikeda**
Yes! That's right. Thank you.
**[05:14] Ikeda**
Having you around is such
a great help, Ibarada-kun.
**[05:18] Ibarada**
You're quite welcome.
**[05:20] Kanade**
*Professor Ikeda can be a little absentminded.*
**[05:23] Kanade**
* Ibarada-senpai often helps*
* with the follow up.*
**[05:26] Ikeda**
The undergraduates will be presenting there,
**[05:28] Ikeda**
so our B4s, Kanade-kun and Kosuke-kun,
**[05:31] Ikeda**
will need to decide on their
research themes by summer.
**[05:34] Inukai**
Gulp!
**[05:35] Ikeda**
Kanade-kun, I heard that you
were interested in TSP,
**[05:39] Ikeda**
so I gave you papers on the subject.
What did you think of them?
**[05:42] Kanade**
I'm still only partway through
the second one, but...
**[05:45] Kanade**
I'm finding it difficult.
**[05:47] Ikeda**
Well, that is how it is in the beginning.
**[05:50] Rikekuma**
TSP!
**[05:53] Rikekuma**
TSP is another way of referring to the
traveling salesman problem!
**[05:57] Rikekuma**
I've already explained what it is,
bear, so if you want to know,
**[06:02] Rikekuma**
go back and watch episode 3 or read the
first volume of the original work, bear.
**[06:05] Rikekuma**
So, today's term of the day, is this!
**[06:08] Riekuma**
B4!
**[06:10] Rikekuma**
This is the mysterious word that Professor
Ikeda used with Kanade and the others, bear.
**[06:14] Rikekuma**
It's a designation for school years
often used in research labs, bear.
**[06:18] Rikekuma**
In English, an undergrad degree
is called a Bachelor's.
***SIGN*** Undergraduates
**[06:20] Rikekuma**
You use the first letter of that word, "B."
**[06:24] Rikekuma**
So, B4 is a 4th year undergraduate student.
***SIGN*** 4th year undergrad student
***SIGN*** Graduate courses
**[06:28] Rikekuma**
Above that, you have the
"M" from "Master's."
**[06:31] Rikekuma**
Himuro and Yukimura are both first-year
grad students, so they're M1s.
***SIGN*** 1st year graduate student
**[06:34] Rikekuma**
Ibarada would be an M2, bear.
***SIGN*** 2nd year graduate student
**[06:38] Rikekuma**
Once you've completed your graduate degree,
you attain the title of "Master," bear.
**[06:44] Rikekuma**
Study hard and become masters like those
knights from a galaxy far, far away,
**[06:48] Rikekuma**
and lose yourself in a vortex
of destruction and despair, bear.
**[06:52] Ikeda**
And you, Kosuke-kun?
**[06:54] Ikeda**
Did you find anything you liked
in the papers I gave you?
**[06:59] Inukai**
I really do want to read those papers,
**[07:02] Inukai**
but you could say,
my woman just won't let me go.
***SIGN*** Aika
***SIGN*** "Studying or me? Which is more important?"
**[07:06] Aika**
*Honestly! Studying or me?
Which is more important?*
**[07:10] Ikeda**
You haven't read them at all?
**[07:12] Inukai**
'S right!
**[07:13] Ikeda**
Not a single page?
**[07:15] Inukai**
'S right.
**[07:16] Ikeda**
Not a single word?
**[07:19] Inukai**
'S right...
**[07:21] Ikeda**
Kosuke-kun...
**[07:26] Ikeda**
Aika-chan is very charming,
**[07:29] Ikeda**
but let's do those assignments which
we are meant to do, shall we?
**[07:33] Ikeda**
Do you understand?
**[07:35] Inukai**
I'm sorry!
**[07:38] Kanade**
* Professor Ikeda excels in*
* both study and athletics, so*
**[07:41] Kanade**
* when he gets angry, his muscles tend*
* to get a little bigger, but...*
**[07:43] Ikeda; background**
Oops! I pulverized my pen again.
**[07:44] Kanade**
*he's usually a very kind teacher.*
**[07:47] Ibarada**
Here's your spare.
**[07:49] Kanade**
Well, then... Let's resume the meeting.
**[07:53] Kanade**
If anyone has a presentation,
please go ahead.
**[07:57] Yukimura**
Professor, I'd like to present.
**[08:01] Ikeda**
What's this? A joint presentation
with Himuro-kun, is it?
**[08:06] Ikeda**
It was a polynomial time reduction last time.
**[08:08] Ikeda**
I'm excited to see how much
progress you've made.
**[08:12] Yukimura**
First, if you'd please take
a look at figure 1.1.
***SIGN*** We're for
***SIGN*** realz ♥
***SIGN*** Fig 1.1: During Date Experiment
**[08:18] Yukimura**
This figure shows the circumstances during
the date experiment we conducted recently.
**[08:22] Ikeda**
U-Um... I did think you
got along well, but...
**[08:26] Ikeda**
You two are in that kind
of relationship, are you?
**[08:29] Himuro and Yukimura**
No, we are not.
**[08:30] Himuro**
The genesis of this lies in events
of the other day when I...
**[08:35] Himuro**
...and so this date is
one of many experiments
**[08:38] Himuro**
we conducted in regards to
the many types of romance.
**[08:41] Ikeda**
Ah... I-I see...
**[08:43] Yukimura**
I will upload the detailed
data to our local server.
**[08:46] Himuro**
After a casual examination of the data,
**[08:49] Himuro**
the experiment which garnered
the greatest results was...
***SIGN*** Fig 4: Emotional Changes Over Time
***SIGN*** Fig 3.7: Yukimura Shinya screaming at a man
**[08:53] Himuro**
During the date experiment, at 2:22:42 PM,
**[08:57] Himuro**
"I have assembled all of this data
**[09:00] Himuro**
and even I am unable
to prove that I love her!"
**[09:04] Himuro**
"The likes of you could never so
casually declare your love for her!"
**[09:07] Himuro**
Yukimura-kun was heard
screaming these things.
**[09:11] Himuro**
During that time,
my highest heart rate of the day,
**[09:14] Himuro**
with a momentary high of
162 bpm, was recorded.
**[09:17] Kanade**
* Why is she talking like she's*
* giving TV viewership ratings?*
**[09:22] Yukimura**
Himuro, you little...
**[09:23] Yukimura**
Is it really necessary to write
out every single word I said?
**[09:27] Himuro**
Well, if I don't, it doesn't accurately
convey the conditions, does it?
**[09:30] Yukimura**
In that case, I've got a
few thoughts of my own.
***SIGN*** Fig 3.7: Yukimura Shinya screaming at a man
***SIGN*** Fig 3.8: Himuro Ayame, happy
**[09:34] Yukimura**
My highest heart rate was recorded here.
**[09:38] Yukimura**
6:47 PM.
**[09:40] Yukimura**
On the Ferris wheel, with the sunset
in the background, Himuro...
**[09:43] Yukimura**
"This is the number of times I was happy
and the number of times I had fun today."
**[09:46] Yukimura**
"In total, 1925 times."
**[09:48] Yukimura**
"It's an exponential increase."
**[09:51] Yukimura**
"And even now, in this moment, too."
...is what she said.
**[09:57] Kanade**
You're killing us over here, too!
**[09:59] Yukimura**
"It was in this situation...
**[10:02] Yukimura**
where my highest heart rate
of the day was recorded"...
**[10:07] Ikeda**
And this... is your presentation?
**[10:12] Ikeda**
Yukimura-kun.
**[10:13] Ikeda**
What about your polynomial time reduction?
**[10:17] Yukimura**
My deepest apologies.
**[10:19] Yukimura**
I am planning to pursue that separately.
**[10:21] Yukimura**
But as I determined this to be
the more pressing problem...
**[10:27] Ikeda**
You're right! This research
topic seems super interesting!
**[10:31] Kanade**
*He's okay with it!*
**[10:31] Inukai**
*Huh?*
**[10:33] Yukimura**
I knew you would say that, Professor!
**[10:37] Ikeda**
Wow. The base conditions of love, is it?
**[10:41] Ikeda**
When I married my wife,
this never even occurred to me.
**[10:45] Ikeda**
Have you thoughts on future prospects?
**[10:48] Yukimura**
Based on the sampling,
**[10:50] Yukimura**
a large-scale control experiment.
***SIGN*** Fig 3.8: Himuro Ayame, happy
**[10:53] Yukimura**
To determine the base conditions of love,
we need to gather as much data as possible,
***SIGN*** Love A
***SIGN*** Love B
***SIGN*** Love C
***SIGN*** Love D
***SIGN*** Love E
***SIGN*** General "Love"
**[10:57] Yukimura**
so that we can find the average.
***SIGN*** Fig 4.6: Experiment with a couple's straw
**[11:00] Yukimura**
As an example, this experiment.
***SIGN*** Times your heart raced +22
Times you felt happy+12
Times your hands shook +2
Times you thought the other person smelled nice +2
Times you had no idea how it tasted +1
**[11:03] Yukimura**
Given the circumstances in the picture,
***SIGN*** Times your heart raced +16
Times you felt happy +8
Times you thought the other person was cute +22
Times you had fun +12
Times you thought it tasted good +2
Times you wished you could take a picture +2
**[11:04] Yukimura**
we investigated the information on our
vitals and the emotion counters, but...
**[11:07] Ikeda**
It seems you might need other
humans for this experiment.
**[11:12] Ikeda**
And as many of them as you can get.
**[11:14] Yukimura**
For example, in this room there
are six people, including me.
***SIGN*** Fig 4.6: Experiment with a couple's straw
***SIGN*** Times your heart raced +22
Times you felt happy+12
Times your hands shook +2
Times you thought the other person smelled nice +2
Times you had no idea how it tasted +1
***SIGN*** Times your heart raced +16
Times you felt happy +8
Times you thought the other person was cute +22
Times you had fun +12
Times you thought it tasted good +2
Times you wished you could take a picture +2
**[11:18] Yukimura**
Given the circumstances in the picture,
***SIGN*** From the 6, possible pairs of 2
**[11:19] Yukimura**
From the six of us, it is possible to
make 15 combinations of groups of two.
***SIGN*** pairs
**[11:24] Yukimura**
Which means that within this lab,
**[11:27] Yukimura**
it is possible to run 15 experiments.
**[11:30] Kanade**
What?
**[11:31] Kanade**
You're going to do all the pairs?
**[11:33] Ibarada**
That sounds like crazy amounts of fun.
**[11:36] Yukimura**
In particular, Kanade is the closest
to average, thus a valuable specimen.
**[11:39] Yukimura**
You will participate,
by any means necessary.
**[11:41] Kanade**
Aren't there numerous problems with this?
**[11:44] Yukimura**
What, do you have a particular
partner at the moment?
**[11:46] Kanade**
Well, no. I don't, but...
**[11:49] Yukimura**
Then it shouldn't be a problem.
**[11:51] Yukimura**
Also, you need to hurry up and turn
in a report on your romantic history.
***SIGN*** Force of Impact
**[11:57] Himuro**
I have told you before,
Yukimura-kun, you lack tact.
**[12:01] Yukimura**
Himuro, you little...
Stop hitting my head every time!
**[12:04] Yukimura**
You'll kill valuable brain cells!
**[12:05] Himuro**
Then you should think a little harder.
**[12:07] Yukimura**
What did you just say?!
**[12:08] Inukai**
Yukimura-senpai! Stop!
**[12:10] Kanade**
Please, calm down.
**[12:11] Yukimura**
K-Kanade... You're really strong.
**[12:14] Yukimura**
Wait... my arm...
**[12:18] Ikeda**
Let's all calm down.
**[12:21] Ikeda**
This place is a font of intelligence
and inquiry—the Ikeda lab.
**[12:25] Ikeda**
We always resolve things intelligently,
calmly, rationally, do we not?
**[12:31] everyone**
*You're the most violent of us all.*
**[12:34] Ikeda**
Yukimura-kun, it is not good to force those
who do not wish it into your experiments.
**[12:40] Kanade**
That's right!
**[12:42] Kanade**
This experiment just doesn't make any sense!
**[12:44] Ikeda**
Which is why you should
do it with volunteers!
**[12:47] Ikeda**
I'd be happy to be of assistance.
**[12:51] Kanade**
What's he saying?
***SIGN*** Q1: Are you in a romantic relationship?
A Yes
B If I had to say, then yes.
C If I had to say, then no.
D No
Q2: What does "love" mean to you?
**[12:52] Ikeda**
Papers on the psychology
of love, as far as I know,
**[12:57] Ikeda**
are largely based on questionnaires
given to college students.
**[13:01] Ikeda**
In particular, in Japan
there is a strong tendency
**[13:04] Ikeda**
not to conduct matters of love in the open.
***SIGN*** Concerning the Base Conditions of Love
Research Findings
**[13:06] Ikeda**
Which is precisely why...
**[13:08] Ikeda**
this data that you science-types collected
by throwing yourselves into it is,
**[13:11] Ikeda**
from an academic standpoint,
extremely valuable.
**[13:15] Ikeda**
True, it may not be an experiment
that makes sense, however,
**[13:19] Ikeda**
smashing common sense to smithereens
is what we researchers do.
**[13:23] Yukimura**
Exactly, Professor.
**[13:25] Himuro**
Of course, I will give my all for research.
**[13:28] Ibarada**
And you'll be participating, too, Torasuke.
**[13:31] Inukai**
Why am I the only one
being forced into this?
**[13:34] Ikeda**
Very good!
**[13:36] Ikeda**
This place is a font of
intelligence and inquiry!
**[13:38] Ikeda**
The Ikeda Laboratory!
**[13:41] Ikeda**
Learn what makes sense.
Then, crush common sense under your heel!
**[13:44] Ikeda**
Research as your heart desires!
**[13:47] Yukimura and Himuro**
Yes, sir!
**[13:49] Kanade**
Well, that brings today's
meeting to a close.
**[13:55] Kanade**
*This lab exists because of this professor.*
**[13:58] Kanade**
* It seems that normal people*
* are in the minority here.*
**[14:02] Kanade**
* I'm probably gonna end up*
* participating, too, aren't I?*
***SIGN*** Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It.
**[14:18] Yukimura**
Don't run, Kosuke.
**[14:22] Inukai**
Yuki...mura...senpai...
**[14:29] Yukimura**
Stop laughing, Ibarada!
**[14:32] Yukimura**
You're the one who said we
should try this pairing!
**[14:36] Ibarada**
So? What do you think?
***SIGN*** Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
**[14:39] Inukai**
I'm sorry, Yukimura-senpai.
***SIGN*** Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
***SIGN*** Times you felt like dying +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
***SIGN*** Times you sweat bullets +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1
**[14:41] Inukai**
I really respect you, Senpai, but...
***SIGN*** Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
***SIGN*** Times you sweat bullets +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
***SIGN*** Times you felt like dying +1
***SIGN*** Times you sweat bullets +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
**[14:43] Inukai**
This is rough...
***SIGN*** Times you felt like dying +1
***SIGN*** Times you sweat bullets +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
***SIGN*** Times you sweat bullets +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
**[14:45] Yukimura**
This is rough for me, too.
***SIGN*** Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
***SIGN*** Times you felt like dying +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
***SIGN*** Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
***SIGN*** Times you sweat bullets +1
**[14:47] Ibarada**
It's rough on me, too.
But it was worth seeing, just to try it.
**[14:52] Ibarada**
Watching the two of you paired up...
It was funny, but that's all.
**[14:57] Yukimura; simultaneous**
You little...
**[14:57] Kosuke; simultaneous**
You!
***SIGN*** Fig. 2.1: Wall Slam Experiment
**[14:59] Inukai**
So?
**[15:00] Inukai**
What're we supposed to figure
out from this experiment data?
**[15:04] Ibarada**
That we are unable to deny the possibility
that you, Torasuke, are in love with Yukimura.
**[15:09] Inukai**
Stop making it sound weird!
You crazy BL-loving woman!
**[15:13] Inukai**
Seriously. It's not like my heart rate is...
**[15:16] Inukai**
Well, I guess it's a little
higher than my resting rate.
**[15:20] Inukai**
But there's no change in my
temperature or blood pressure!
**[15:22] Ibarada**
That part is a little weird.
**[15:26] Ibarada**
For blood pressure, when you
use something simple like this,
**[15:29] Ibarada**
as opposed to medical equipment,
the accuracy is reduced.
**[15:32] Ibarada**
Well, it works at a reference level.
**[15:35] Ibarada**
Also, for this experiment, you put the
thermometer under your arm, right?
**[15:39] Ibarada**
When you take a temperature under the
arm, it's an axillary temperature.
**[15:44] Ibarada**
It's the most stable place to take the
highest temperature on the body, but
***SIGN*** Core Temperature
**[15:48] Ibarada**
because of that, it's not suited for
reading small changes in temperature.
**[15:53] Ibarada**
Emotion-related temperature
fluctuations most often occur
**[15:56] Ibarada**
in places like the tip of the nose.
**[15:58] Ibarada**
However, places like that are very
susceptible to external stimulus.
**[16:03] Ibarada**
Honestly, a comfy room and measuring with
thermography would be best, but...
**[16:09] Ibarada**
That's hard to do in the middle of a date...
**[16:12] Ibarada**
Still, basically,
**[16:14] Ibarada**
it just won't serve as material to deny
any love between you and Yukimura.
**[16:20] Inukai**
You freakin' witch!
**[16:22] Inukai**
Go ahead and act cocky while you can...
**[16:26] Inukai**
Doing all the pairings means that, eventually,
**[16:29] Inukai**
you're gonna participate
in the experiments, too!
**[16:33] Inukai**
If, by chance, you're in love with me,
**[16:36] Inukai**
it'll be exposed in a flash.
**[16:38] Ibarada**
Yeah. So not.
**[16:40] Ibarada**
And you...
**[16:42] Ibarada**
I wouldn't set your heart racing, would I?
**[16:46] Inukai**
Huh?
**[16:47] Inukai**
Aika's the only one for me.
**[16:49] Inukai**
A woman like you isn't even on my radar!
***SIGN*** Fig. 2.1: Close Contact Experiment
**[16:54] Ibarada**
In that case...
**[16:55] Ibarada**
Shall we try this close contact experiment
and see whose vitals stay at resting rates?
**[17:01] Ibarada**
Loser treats the other to a week's worth
of skewered dango from the co-op store.
**[17:05] Inukai**
Sounds like fun.
**[17:07] Inukai**
You think pairing up with you
is gonna do anything for me?
**[17:10] Inukai**
I'm gonna bankrupt you, you pipsqueak.
***SIGN*** Saitama Bowl
***SIGN*** Cheese Katsu
***SIGN*** Fried Shrimp
**[17:15] Himuro**
Now, we will conduct
**[17:16] Himuro**
an experiment with the pairing
of Yukimura and Kanade.
**[17:20] Himuro**
Kanade-chan, please, begin.
**[17:23] Kanade**
This is embarrassing...
**[17:26] Yukimura**
Just do it.
**[17:27] Kanade**
F-Fine, I will...
**[17:29] Kanade**
Here. Say "ah"...
***SIGN*** Situation 7: One subject asks the other to say "ah," and, using
chopsticks, spoon, or other utensil, assists in the
intake of food.
Subject | Kanade Kotonoha
Observation Notes:
**[17:34] Himuro**
*Why do I feel so unsettled?*
**[17:37] Himuro**
* Kanade-chan and Yukimura-kun are*
* nothing more than colleagues...*
**[17:43] Kanade**
Say "ah"!
**[17:46] Yukimura**
It sure looks delicious!
**[17:53] Yukimura**
Hey, Himuro.
**[17:55] Yukimura**
This experiment is between Kanade and myself.
**[17:57] Himuro**
Yes. I understand that.
**[17:59] Kanade**
U-Um...
**[18:01] Kanade**
Then, let's try again...
**[18:03] Kanade**
Here. Say "ah"...
**[18:08] Yukimura**
Himuro...
***SIGN*** Round 1.
**[18:16] Ibarada**
Kosuke... I've always wanted to do this.
**[18:21] Inukai**
So have I.
**[18:24] Inukai**
Hold on!
**[18:25] Inukai**
*What is this? This is stupid.*
**[18:27] Inukai**
*But I guess I've got no choice.*
**[18:29] Inukai**
* I've gotta find a way to raise her heart*
* rate in this romantic atmosphere.*
**[18:33] Inukai**
*Huh?*
**[18:34] Inukai**
*Did she just call me Kosuke...?*
**[18:36] Ibarada**
Kosuke, from now on...
**[18:39] Ibarada**
I'm not going to stop myself
from saying I love you, Kosuke!
**[18:44] Inukai**
She...!
**[18:46] Inukai**
Those are Aika's lines from when she
confesses in the True End route of chapter 9!
***SIGN*** Aika
***SIGN*** "From now on...
I'm not going to stop myself
from saying I love you!"
**[18:51] Inukai**
* Reenacting that famous*
* scene isn't playing fair!*
**[18:53] Inukai**
*Calm down.*
**[18:54] Inukai**
*She isn't Aika.*
**[18:56] Inukai**
* All this woman does is game*
* all day and lie around.*
**[18:59] Inukai**
* She's a horrible woman who*
* pushes people around,*
**[19:01] Inukai**
*a demon trying to extort dango from me!*
**[19:04] Aika**
I love you, Kosuke.
**[19:07] Inukai**
Aika!
***SIGN*** Heart rate during experiment
Resting heart rate
***SIGN*** Heart Rate (bpm)
***SIGN*** Heart rate during experiment
Resting heart rate
***SIGN*** Heart Rate (bpm)
***SIGN*** Time (minutes)
Fig. 2.2: Ibarada Ena's heart rate fluctuations
***SIGN*** Time (minutes)
Fig. 2.3: Inukai Kosuke's heart rate fluctuations
***SIGN*** Body Temperature (C°)
***SIGN*** Body Temperature (C°)
**[19:12] Ibarada**
So weak.
**[19:13] Ibarada**
It's like using a weapon the
boss is weak against in *M°ga Man*.
**[19:18] Inukai**
Total defeat...
**[19:20] Inukai**
And that woman, despite all of her acting,
**[19:23] Inukai**
kept all her numbers super normal!
**[19:26] Inukai**
In the first place,
**[19:27] Inukai**
imitating Aika isn't playing fair!
**[19:29] Inukai**
You're toying with my pure love for her!
**[19:31] Ibarada**
Oh, fine. Shall we throw
that one out and try again?
***SIGN*** Round 2.
**[19:44] Inukai**
*I can do this.*
**[19:45] Inukai**
* As long as she doesn't imitate*
* Aika, this is nothing.*
**[19:48] Inukai**
*I'm taking this round.*
**[19:58] Ibarada**
Doesn't being like this...
**[20:00] Ibarada**
bring back memories?
**[20:01] Inukai**
Huh?
**[20:03] Ibarada**
Do you remember when
we were little, Torasuke?
**[20:08] Inukai**
Yes...
**[20:09] Ibarada**
A long time ago...
**[20:11] Ibarada**
the two of us used to sit together like this...
**[20:13] Ibarada**
on the porch in your backyard, Torasuke.
**[20:17] Ibarada**
The sunlight felt so good,
**[20:20] Ibarada**
we both fell asleep like that.
**[20:23] Ibarada**
And, without realizing it,
**[20:25] Ibarada**
you peed on me in your sleep,
didn't you, Torasuke?
**[20:29] Inukai**
Ye...s?
**[20:31] Ibarada**
In elementary school,
**[20:32] Ibarada**
when we thought I might move away,
**[20:35] Ibarada**
you started bawling saying "I'm gonna
marry you, Ena-chan! You can't go!"
**[20:42] Inukai**
Stop that.
**[20:43] Ibarada**
In middle school,
**[20:45] Ibarada**
you played your first pretty girl dating
game with me in my room, didn't you?
**[20:49] Inukai**
Stop that.
**[20:50] Inukai**
Stop it.
**[20:51] Ibarada**
Back then, you got so excited you wet—
**[20:54] Inukai**
Stop it, Ibarada!
**[21:00] Kanade**
Ibarada-senpai, why do
you have so many dango?
**[21:04] Ibarada**
I had a weakling who mistook recklessness
for bravery get them for me.
**[21:09] Ibarada**
You guys want some?
**[21:11] Inukai**
This dratted pipsqueak of a woman!
**[21:15] Inukai**
I'll get you for this!
**[21:16] Kanade**
"Competition to Maintain Steady Vitals
During Close Contact," was it?
**[21:20] Yukimura**
That isn't the same as the
conditions for our experiment.
**[21:24] Ibarada**
Well, true enough. And there was
a bit of forced excitement in it.
**[21:29] Kanade**
In a lot of different ways,
**[21:33] Kanade**
there's no one in this lab
who can beat this person.
**[21:37] Ibarada**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Heart rate during experiment
Resting heart rate
***SIGN*** Time (minutes)
Fig. 2.3: Inukai Kosuke's heart rate fluctuations
***SIGN*** Heart Rate (bpm)
***SIGN*** Heart rate during experiment
Resting heart rate
**[21:48] Ibarada**
Himuro, Yukimura...
**[21:52] Ibarada**
Why don't the two of you...
**[21:54] Ibarada**
try a little kiss?
**[22:01] Himuro and Yukimura**
A... A kiss?
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Proof 6
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Kissing.
**[23:35] Ibarada**
Next time, Proof 6.
**[23:37] Ibarada**
"Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Kissing."