E9 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Attending a Training Camp in Okinawa.

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[00:03] Inukai
    It's finally here.
[00:05] Inukai
    The Okinawa training camp.
[00:07] Inukai
    The sun on this southern
    island is calling our names—
[00:12] Ibarada
    First thing in the morning
    and my ears are ringing...
[00:16] Ibarada
    Why do airplanes take off
    so early in the morning?
[00:20] Kanade
    Ibarada-senpai, you really aren't
    a morning person, are you?
[00:23] Ibarada
    Not really.
[00:25] Ibarada
    And since we've got a weird outsider
    with us, it's even more unpleasant.
[00:29] Yamamoto
    That's not very friendly, Ena.
[00:31] Yamamoto
    We haven't been together in so long.
[00:33] Ibarada
    Professor, why is this manga
    artist with us, anyway?
[00:36] Ikeda
    Huh? Because I thought having
    Yamamoto-kun along would be more fun.
[00:41] Kanade
    Don't you think that's too much
    luggage just for those two?
[00:48] Yukimura
    I see we're all here.
[00:50] Yukimura
    Let's go.
[00:54] Yukimura
    Let's begin that experiment
    known as a "training camp"!
SIGN    Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It
[02:32] Kanade
    The beginning of a trip always
    makes my heart race a little.
SIGN    Proof 9
    Science-types Fell in Love,
    So They Tried Attending
    a Training Camp in Okinawa.
[02:35] Kanade
    Makes my heart race a little...
[02:37] Yukimura
    Press more closely against me.
[02:39] Himuro
    Wait...
[02:41] Yukimura
    I will have your saliva now.
[02:43] Himuro
    We can't. Not here.
[02:45] Cabin attendant
    E-Excuse me, I'm very sorry, but if you
    could please fasten your seat belts.
[02:50] Yukimura
    In that case, when the
    experiment is completed—
[02:52] Kanade
    I'm very sorry! They're pretty much done.
[02:54] Himuro
    I apologize for the disturbance.
[02:57] Kanade
    Yukimura-senpai!
[02:59] Kanade
    Please don't conduct your
    experiments in public places!
[03:02] Yukimura
    Why not?
[03:03] Himuro
    It may be necessary in order
    to measure oxytocin,
[03:06] Himuro
    but even I wonder about the
    appropriateness in this instance.
[03:08] Yukimura
    What's so inappropriate?
[03:10] Yukimura
    Even if Himuro and I initiate
    close contact here,
[03:12] Yukimura
    it isn't as if it would
    cause problems for others.
[03:15] Kanade
    People would assume I'm involved somehow,
[03:18] Kanade
    and it would cause problems for me!
[03:20] Yukimura
    Does paying heed to the inane expectations
    of society come with some great benefit?
SIGN    Force of Impact
[03:25] Himuro
    As your concept of "tact"
    infinitely approaches zero,
[03:28] Himuro
    Yukimura-kun, you may not understand this,
[03:30] Himuro
    but it is difficult to conduct
    this in a public venue.
[03:33] Himuro
    Physical contact experiments conducted
    in public view are forbidden.
[03:36] Himuro
    Do you understand, Yukimura-kun?
[03:38] Yukimura
    I suppose that's fine. Tch.
[03:48] Himuro
    What do I do?
[03:49] Himuro
    For some reason, I feel like
    cuddling close to Yukimura-kun.
[03:53] Himuro
    Now that physical contact is forbidden,
[03:56] Himuro
    I find myself yearning for that sensation
    of pressing closely together.
[04:02] Himuro
    No!
[04:03] Himuro
    I was the one who said it!
[04:05] Himuro
    I must restrain myself until we
    are somewhere out of public view.
[04:08] Kanade
    But, you know...
[04:11] Kanade
    It's amazing something this
    big can fly, isn't it?
[04:14] Kanade
    How is it flying, anyway?
[04:17] Kanade
    It's something about wind over
    the wings creating lift, right?
[04:21] Himuro
    There are a lot of theories involving lift.
[04:25] Himuro
    But, what's more important is...
[04:28] Himuro
    The air flowing over the top and bottom
    of the wings flow at different speeds.
SIGN    Faster Air Current
SIGN    Slower Air Current
[04:31] Himuro
    According to what's known
    as Bernoulli's principle,
SIGN    Faster Air Current
SIGN    Slower Air Current
SIGN    Lift
[04:33] Himuro
    this causes a difference in air pressure,
[04:35] Himuro
    which pulls the wings upwards.
    It's the most common way of thinking about it.
[04:39] Himuro
    I want to hug Yukimura-kun!
SIGN    Circulating Currents
SIGN    Direction of Travel
[04:41] Himuro
    In flight, the wings create air currents
    which circulate in the vicinity,
SIGN    Circulating Currents
SIGN    Direction of Travel
[04:46] Himuro
    that's what's known as the
    Kutta-Joukowski theorem...
[04:50] Himuro
    I want press my forehead to Yukimura-kun
    and rub up against him!
[04:54] Himuro
    According to that theorem, the air
    flowing over the top of the wings
[04:58] Himuro
    travels faster than the air currents
    below the wings for that reason.
[05:00] Himuro
    And, according to Bernoulli's theorem,
SIGN    Low Pressure
[05:03] Himuro
    the faster the air current,
    the lower the pressure,
[05:06] Himuro
    and the slower the current,
    the greater the pressure.
SIGN    High Pressure
[05:09] Himuro
    That difference of pressure
    works to lift the wings...
[05:09] Himuro; background
    Yukimura-kun! Yukimura-kun!
[05:13] Himuro
    And then...
[05:15] Himuro
    they become one!
[05:17] Yukimura
    That ending wasn't right.
[05:19] Yukimura
    You should know they don't become one.
[05:21] Himuro
    Why would you say something like that?
[05:23] Himuro
    You're horrible, Yukimura-kun!
[05:25] Yukimura
    Why?
SIGN    Bernoulli's Principle
SIGN    Bernoulli's Principle.
[05:30] Rikekuma
    First, take a tissue and
    stick it to your forehead.
[05:33] Rikekuma
    and look straight down, bear.
[05:35] Rikekuma
    If you exhale gently, for some
    reason I don't understand,
[05:38] Rikekuma
    the tissue gets sucked
    toward your breath, bear.
[05:41] Rikekuma
    Evidently, the science behind the
    phenomenon also allows airplanes to fly, bear.
[05:45] Rikekuma
    It's super exhausting, but you stupid
    humans should give it a try, bear.
[05:49] Rikekuma
    And... I'm out of oxygen!
[05:56] Kanade
    We're here!
[05:58] Kanade
    It's my first time here,
    but it really is a southern land!
[06:01] Inukai
    Kanadecchi!
[06:02] Inukai
    Are you wondering why there are palm trees?
    Allow this master of Okinawa to explain!
[06:07] Inukai
    It's because...
[06:08] Inkuai
    this place is Okinawa.
[06:10] Inukai
    That's why!
[06:11] Kanade
    That's amazing!
[06:13] Yukimura
    It's because palms grow in
    subtropical climates, isn't it?
[06:21] Kanade
    The ocean in Okinawa really
    is this blue! It's beautiful!
[06:26] Himuro
    This isn't a view we'd see in the Kanto area.
[06:28] Yukimura
    I believe the blue of the ocean in Okinawa
[06:31] Yukimura
    is due to things like coral and shells
    turning into chalky white sand, right?
[06:35] Ikeda
    Because when pale colors combine with
    blue, they make very pretty colors.
[06:40] Inukai
    Really...
[06:41] Ikeda
    I hear that the Kuroshiro current, which flows near Okinawa...
[06:44] Ikeda
    is low in plankton, which is another
    factor in it being very clear.
[06:50] Kanade
    Still, I was really surprised!
[06:52] Kanade
    It's my first time staying in such a
    gorgeous, beautiful hotel like this!
[06:57] Inukai
    It's amazing you got this place on
    that pitiful training camp budget.
[07:01] Ikeda
    About that...
[07:02] Ikeda
    Actually, Yamamoto-kun paid
    the difference for us!
[07:06] Inukai and Kanade
    What?
[07:07] Yamamoto
    That's right. I wanted everyone
    to stay somewhere nice.
[07:11] Inukai
    Seriously? Are you some kind of goddess?
[07:13] Kanade
    Th-Thank you very much!
[07:15] Himuro
    That must have been quite a sum...
[07:18] Yamamoto
    Don't worry.
[07:20] Yamamoto
    Losing hope in tomorrow's financial future,
SIGN    Tears
    of Blood
[07:22] Yamamoto
    and surviving on bean sprouts and
    flour is something I'm quite used to.
[07:24] Kanade
    Don't spend what you don't have!
[07:28] Yamamoto
    If my poor savings can, by vanishing,
[07:31] Yamamoto
    secure a lovely place to stay and
    improve the mood in the evenings,
[07:34] Yamamoto
    allowing me to see something
    interesting, then...
[07:37] Yamamoto
    I'll consider it an investment.
[07:41] Ibarada
    I know this person very well,
[07:44] Ibarada
    but the rest of you should be careful.
[07:46] everyone
    Huh?
[07:47] Ibarada
    If it's for her manga, this manga artist
    really will do whatever it takes.
[07:52] Yamamoto
    You make me sound horrible, silly Ena.
[07:58] Inukai
    The blue sea of a southern island...
[08:01] Inukai
    The sound of waves crashing...
[08:03] Inukai
    And among it all, Aika...
[08:04] Inukai
    in your bathing suit,
    you outshine all the others.
[08:09] Yukimura
    Playing with dolls on the beach is new.
[08:12] Inukai
    Aika is not a doll!
[08:14] Inukai
    Even for you, Yukimura-senpai,
[08:16] Inukai
    there are things you should and shouldn't say—
[08:17] Ikeda
    Sorry to keep you waiting!
[08:19] Inukai
    Oh!
[08:20] Ikeda
    I bought us some drinks.
[08:22] Inukai
    Thanks!
[08:23] Kanade
    I'm sorry! I know we took forever...
[08:28] Kanade
    Himuro-senpai. Come on. Hurry up!
[08:30] Himuro
    Oh, Kanade-chan...
[08:33] Ikeda
    It suits you very well.
[08:37] Kanade
    Yukimura-senpai?
[08:39] Himuro
    What is it? Yukimura-kun,
    does something look weird?
[08:43] Yukimura
    No. Not particularly.
[08:45] Yukimura
    I can't look directly at her!
[08:47] Yukimura
    So this is that thing called a "swimsuit"?
[08:49] Yukimura
    How can I put it...
[08:50] Yukimura
    Himuro looks 2.34 times
    more beautiful than usual!
[08:54] Himuro
    E-Everything's okay, right?
[08:56] Himuro
    It doesn't look weird, does it?
[08:58] Himuro
    I haven't worn a swimsuit
    since elementary school...
[09:01] Himuro
    What does he think?
[09:02] Himuro
    I wish that man would just say something!
[09:04] Ibarada
    Taking in this much UV
    is gonna make me melt.
[09:08] Yamamoto
    I see you're as big an indoor-type as ever.
[09:10] Inukai
    'Kay, then!
[09:12] Inukai
    Should we make this area
    the Ikeda lab encampment?
[09:17] Yamamoto
    All you men look quite nice, as well.
[09:20] Himuro
    It's true...
[09:21] Himuro
    Seeing Yukimura-kun in a bathing
    suit is different and new...
[09:25] Himuro
    Under the midsummer sun,
    Yukimura-kun's pale skin shines and sparkles...
[09:29] Himuro
    Yes. It's just as though...
[09:31] Ibarada
    Yukimura, you're way too pale.
[09:34] Ibarada
    You're like a reflector board.
[09:37] Yukimura
    You're as pale as I am!
[09:39] Ibarada
    Well, yeah, but guys are a level plane
    in front, so it's even more like...
[09:47] Ibarada
    It's because you hole up
    and only do research.
SIGN    Excels in study and sport
SIGN    Reflector board
SIGN    Soccer club
[09:50] Yamamoto
    From a distance, he shines
    even brighter, doesn't he?
[09:53] Ibarada
    He really does...
[09:55] Yukimura
    Silence!
SIGN    Science Fell in Love,
    So I Tried to Prove It
[10:03] Yuuichi
    Beautiful women in bathing
    suits is a wonderful thing.
[10:05] Yuuichi
    Wonder who's gonna take one of 'em home...
[10:08] Shikijou
    Yuuichi-kun, you're really amazing...
[10:10] Shikijou
    It's like it's super easy to tell
    you're an enemy to all women...
SIGN    Drinks
[10:13] Yuuichi
    Huh?
[10:14] Yuuichi
    You're not in any position to
    talk about others, Shikijou.
[10:16] Yuuichi
    Come on.
[10:17] Yuuichi
    You should try talking to
    girls once in a while, too.
SIGN    Shaved Ice
[10:21] Yuuichi
    Those two look pretty good.
[10:24] Yuuichi
    Hey, ladies.
[10:25] Kanade and Himuro
    Yes?
[10:28] Yuuichi
    Nothing!
[10:29] Kanade
    I wonder what that was about...
[10:31] Himuro
    That man... I feel like I've
    seen him somewhere before...
[10:35] Ikeda
    Himuro-kun! Kanade-kun!
[10:38] Ikeda
    We're starting the watermelon
    splitting game.
[10:40] Himuro
    All right.
[10:40] Kanade
    Okay!
[10:42] Kanade
    Okay. I've set it.
[10:43] Kanade
    Let the watermelon splitting commence!
[10:45] Inukai
    All right! Bring on the directions!
[10:48] Ibarada
    Given that you're standing on the start point
    and you're facing the imaginary axis,
[10:52] Ibarada
    the watermelon is at 2+3i.
[10:54] Kosuke
    Huh? What's that mean?
[10:56] Kanade
    Kosuke-kun, she's talking
    about a complex plane.
[11:00] Kanade
    Forward 3i.
[11:01] Kanade
    Right 2. That's how you have to move.
[11:03] Inukai
    Forward 3i? What's that even mean?
[11:06] Ibarada
    You don't remember complex numbers? Really?
[11:09] Ibarada
    As a science-type, aren't you embarrassed?
[11:12] Inukai
    I feel like there's a bigger problem
    with the directions here,
[11:16] Inukai
    but do I go right two steps or two meters?
    Add a unit, at least!
[11:20] Inukai
    Here, right?!
[11:22] Ibarada
    Not good enough, Torasuke.
[11:24] Ibarada
    A real science-type would have been able
    to split the watermelon with that.
[11:28] Inukai
    Was it here?!
[11:29] Inukai
    Over here, right?!
[11:30] Ibarada
    With that, next it's your turn, Professor Ikeda.
[11:33] Ikeda
    This is actually the first time I've
    played the watermelon splitting game.
[11:36] Ikeda
    I wonder if I'll be able to do it right.
[11:39] Ibarada
    The watermelon is at 3+7i.
[11:44] Ikeda
    Go!
[11:48] Ikeda
    Oh! I managed to split it!
[11:50] Ikeda
    It was just where you said
    it was, Ibarada-kun.
[11:53] Ikeda
    Are you surprised, Kosuke-kun?
[11:56] Ikeda
    It's true "3+7i" doesn't tell you
    the distance to the watermelon,
[12:01] Ikeda
    but a complex plane isn't any
    different than a regular graph.
SIGN    Imaginary Axis
SIGN    Real Axis
[12:05] Ikeda
    From the ration 3:7, we learn that the
    watermelon sits along an angle of about 67°.
SIGN    approx.
[12:11] Ikeda
    Which meant that if I followed
    the angle in a straight line,
[12:14] Ikeda
    I'd be sure to find the watermelon.
[12:16] Ikeda
    Now that you've heard, it's simple, isn't it?
[12:18] Inukai
    No...
[12:18] Kanade
    That's not what we're surprised about!
[12:22] Kanade
    Huh?
[12:23] Kanade
    Where are Himuro-senpai and Yukimura-senpai?
[12:26] Ibarada
    I saw them go into the shade of those rocks.
[12:29] Ibarada
    They're probably getting
    things started about now.
[12:36] Yukimura
    No one can see us here, agreed?
[12:40] Himuro
    Let's do it... the close
    physical contact experiment...
[12:47] Himuro
    I can finally cuddle close to Yukimura-kun.
[12:50] Himuro
    I'm happy about that, but...
[12:52] Himuro
    When I think about it rationally...
[12:53] Himuro
    close contact in these clothes...
    Isn't this a little crazy?
[12:59] Yukimura
    Hold on just a second...
[13:00] Yukimura
    I'm going to have close
    contact with this Himuro?
[13:03] Yukimura
    She's in a bathing suit!
    This degree of exposure...
[13:06] Yukimura
    The direct skin to skin contact area
    isn't comparable to everyday amounts.
[13:11] Yukimura
    On top of which, in order
    to produce the hormone,
[13:14] Yukimura
    it's best for the contact to be
    as close and tight as possible.
[13:17] Yukimura
    As close and tight as possible!
[13:21] Himuro
    I'm going to hydrate a bit.
[13:23] Himuro
    I collected so much saliva, my mouth is dry.
[13:25] Yukimura
    A-And I've remembered something I forgot
    to enter into the calculation...
SIGN    Delicious
SIGN    Delicious
[13:34] Himuro
    Oh, honestly!
[13:35] Himuro
    I want to cuddle close to him,
    but I feel so embarrassed right now!
[13:37] Himuro
    Oh, what am I supposed to do?
[13:40] Yukimura
    How am I supposed to have
    close contact with her?
[13:43] Yukimura
    With a Himuro who's 2.34 times
    more beautiful than normal?
[13:46] Ibarada
    I think the stimulus might be a
    little too strong for Yukimura-kun.
[13:49] Inukai
    That's where you're just
    supposed to go and grab her!
[13:52] Yamamoto
    The two of them in swimsuits, embracing...
[13:53] Yamamoto
    It would be so exciting, but...
[13:55] Yukimura
    What are all of you doing here?
[13:57] Yukimura
    For crying out loud.
[13:59] Inukai
    Don't worry, Yukimura-senpai.
[14:01] Inukai
    Everyone feels a little lost their
    first time. That's just how it is.
[14:05] Yukimura
    What are you talking about?
[14:07] Yamamoto
    Those swimsuits are going to waste!
[14:10] Yamamoto
    I fully support you two in
    your close physical contact.
[14:13] Yamamoto
    Let's think about what kind
    of contact would be best!
SIGN    A Couple's Greatest Close Contact Problem
    When two people have close physical contact,
    they should seek a position which offers the greatest contact area.
[14:20] Ibarada
    When two people have close physical contact,
[14:23] Ibarada
    they should seek a position which
    offers the greatest contact area.
[14:27] Ibarada
    Let's turn it into a problem like this,
[14:28] Ibarada
    and look for the ideal method.
[14:31] Yukimura
    In the lab, we performed what is generally
    known as a "regular hug," but
[14:34] Yukimura
    there may be a position which
    allows for greater close contact.
[14:39] Yamamoto
    The human body has more surface area
    on the front than on the sides, so
[14:43] Yamamoto
    if the front of the body and under
    the arms are held closely in a hug,
[14:47] Yamamoto
    some might say the position provides and
    exceedingly great area of close contact, but...
[14:51] Yamamoto
    If that's true, then...
[14:53] Yamamoto
    with this position, or...
[14:55] Yamamoto
    even this position...
[14:56] Yamamoto
    the amount of close contact
    doesn't change very much.
[14:59] Kanade
    This one's nice, too.
[15:00] Inukai
    Hang on!
[15:02] Inukai
    If they entwined their legs
    in their close contact,
[15:04] Inukai
    wouldn't it increase the contact area?
[15:06] Yamamoto
    If they did, it would be something like this.
[15:09] Inukai
    It kinda reminds me of a cicada...
[15:11] Kanade
    Would it be too hard for both
    of them to wrap their legs?
[15:15] Yamamoto
    Yes...
[15:17] Yamamoto
    Which means, it would be difficult to increase
    the amount of close contact any more than this...
[15:21] Yukimura
    No, that's wrong.
[15:23] Yukimura
    We've overlooked something.
[15:25] Yukimura
    When the fronts of the bodies
    are in close contact,
[15:27] Yukimura
    there is no reason to match
    the direction of up and down!
[15:30] Yukimura
    Which means this!
[15:32] Kanade
    What life-form is that supposed to be?
[15:34] Inukai
    That's horrible in all kinds of ways!
[15:36] Yamamoto
    I see...
[15:38] Yamamoto
    That greatly increases the
    number of variations...
[15:40] Inukai
    No, it doesn't!
[15:42] Kanade
    How acrobatic is this couple, anyway?!
[15:45] Ibarada
    I've realized something shocking.
[15:47] Yukimura
    What? What is it?
[15:49] Ibarada
    Long ago, when I used to
    hug a big-chested girl,
[15:53] Ibarada
    I felt a slight distance between us.
[15:57] Ibarada
    With a big chest, when you bring your
    bodies close, a gap is created,
[16:00] Ibarada
    and the area of close contact diminishes.
[16:02] Inukai
    So then, you mean...
[16:04] Inukai
    Hugging someone flat-chested increases
    the amount of close contact?
[16:07] Ibarada
    Not at all.
[16:08] Ibarada
    According to this theory, the greatest
    amount of close physical contact
[16:11] Ibarada
    would be when two men hold each other!
[16:14] Kanade
    That—
[16:15] Inukai
    That—
[16:15] Inukai; Kanade; Yukimura
    That's true!
[16:16] Yamamoto
    This is an extremely significant discovery.
[16:18] Yamamoto
    We must put it into practice to verify it.
[16:21] Yukimura
    It's true that the reasoning
    seems correct, but...
[16:24] Ibarada
    And we just happen to have two guys
    here, too. Come on, let's go.
[16:27] Inukai
    You! It's just that you want us to, right?
[16:30] Ibarada; Yamamoto
    Come now. Come on.
[16:31] Inukai; Yukimura
    S-S-Stop it!
[16:33] Kanade
    Somehow, it feels like these people
    are just enjoying themselves now...
[16:38] Himuro
    He's taking forever...
[16:42] (Flashback) little Inukai
    It's the ocean!
[16:43] (Flashback) little Ibarada
    Torasuke, it's dangerous!
[16:45] (Flashback) little Ibarada
    Torasuke!
[16:47] (Flashback) little Ibarada
    Torasuke!
[16:49] (Flashback) little Ibarada
    You have to be careful at the beach, okay?
[16:52] (Flashback) little Ibarada
    They have these things called rip currents.
[16:54] (Flashback) little Inukai
    Okay.
[16:57] (Flashback) little Inukai
    Does it hurt, Ena-chan?
[16:59] (Flashback) little Ibarada
    No. I'm okay.
[17:01] (Flashback) little Inukai
    Don't do that!
    When it hurts, you have to say so!
[17:04] (Flashback) little Inukai
    If anybody tries to do mean
    things to you, Ena-chan,
[17:06] (Flashback) little Inukai
    I'll protect you!
[17:09] (Flashback) little Inukai
    Because I'm a man who lives on love!
[17:12] (Flashback) little Ibarada
    Okay. Thank you.
[17:13] (Flashback) little Ibarada
    Torasuke!
[17:14] (Flashback) little Inukai
    Ena-chan, I love you!
[17:18] Ibarada
    After saying that, Torasuke went and
    accidentally peed in the ocean, right?
[17:22] Ibarada
    Ah, memories...
[17:23] Inukai
    Stop it!
[17:25] Inukai
    I don't know anything
    about such a dark past!
[17:27] Ibarada
    You were such a cute little boy back then,
[17:29] Ibarada
    then you went and got uselessly large.
[17:31] Inukai
    And you stayed a tiny pipsqueak
    while your eyes rotted away.
[17:35] Inukai
    You remember a person's
    disgrace in perfect detail!
[17:38] Ibarada
    That's because women remember.
[17:40] Ibarada
    Coordination between the right and left
    brain is stronger than in a man's brain.
SIGN    Left Brain
SIGN    Right Brain
[17:44] Ibarada
    It's hard to forget experiences
    where emotions were involved.
[17:47] Ibarada
    Those times I was in danger and you
    became a human barrier to protect me,
[17:52] Ibarada
    I just can't forget them.
[17:53] Inukai
    Those words should be spoken by
    someone a little more delicate!
[17:57] Ibarada
    Oh. If you're headed to the bathroom,
    buy some roasted squid on the way back.
[18:01] Yuuichi
    It's that science-type
    woman from before...
[18:03] Yuuichi
    Why is she in Okinawa?
[18:05] Shikijou
    What happened?
[18:07] Shikijou
    Both of them were pretty cute.
[18:09] Sunglasses guy
    What's up? You get dumped, Yuuichi-kun?
[18:12] Yuuichi
    No, moron.
[18:13] Yuuichi
    When I saw her face, she just wasn't my type.
[18:15] Sunglasses guy
    You move too slow.
[18:18] Sunglasses guy
    Hurry up and go grab a girl or two.
[18:20] Yuuichi
    I will.
[18:23] Yuuichi
    Next, I'm trying that one.
[18:24] Sunglasses guy
    Huh...
[18:25] Sunglasses guy
    Small, but not bad at all.
[18:27] Yuuichi
    Right?
[18:28] Yuuichi
    Seems like you could get a lot
    of play out of that one, right?
[18:34] Inukai
    Honestly. That little pipsqueak...
[18:36] Inukai
    Roasted squid is stupid expensive!
[18:38] Inukai
    Huh?
[18:39] Inukai
    That Ibarada, it's weird but doesn't
    it look they're ganging up on her?
[18:43] Inukai
    That woman? There's no way!
[18:46] Inukai
    She's gotta be making it look like
    they're ganging up on her. It's a trap.
[18:49] Inukai
    Yukimura-senpai said so before, didn't he?
[18:52] (Flashback) Yukimura
    I'm sure you've heard the
    story of Schrödinger's cat.
SIGN    Falsehood
SIGN    Truth
SIGN    Cubit
[18:55] (Flashback) Yukimura
    In quantum physics, a thing can be
    in two states at the same time.
[18:59] Inukai
    Which means that right now,
    "she's getting ganged up on for real,"
[19:03] Inukai
    and "she's just talking peacefully,"
    are the two states,
[19:05] Inukai
    and it's not clear which she's in...
[19:07] Inukai
    If I observe, it'll become clear which it is!
[19:10] Inukai
    My prediction is that she's actually
[19:12] Inukai
    "just having fun talking about
    Pakémon Do," or something...
[19:16] Inukai
    I just know that's gonna be the punchli—
[19:26] Inukai
    'Sup?
[19:27] Sunglasses guy
    And who are you?
[19:29] Inukai
    Well, I'm not really doing
    this because I want to...
[19:31] Inukai
    But, I am a man who lives on love, so...
[19:34] Inukai
    Sorry, but...
[19:35] Inukai
    this pipsqueak here,
[19:37] Inukai
    don't you touch her.
[19:40] Ibarada
    Torasuke, it's not like
    they did anything to me...
[19:44] Sunglasses guy
    That's right!
[19:45] Sunglasses guy
    We were just playing PakéDo!
[19:49] Inukai
    You gotta be kidding me! Schrödinger!
[19:52] Inukai
    I misunderstood! I'm so sorry!
[19:54] Shikijou
    Not at all. We're sorry, too.
[19:56] Shikijou
    Yuuichi-kun always grabs girls' arms...
[19:59] Sunglasses guy
    That's right. Can't be helped.
    We are talking about Yuuichi-kun here.
[20:04] Ibarada
    "This pipsqueak here, don't you touch her."
[20:07] Ibarada
    That's so cool! Super cool!
[20:09] Inukai
    Shut up!
[20:11] Ibarada
    Just like you said so long ago,
[20:12] Ibarada
    you really did protect me.
[20:15] Inukai
    Stop talking! Forget all of it!
[20:17] Ibarada
    Not possible. I can't forget.
[20:19] Ibarada
    Memories of experiences where emotions
    are involved can't be forgotten.
[20:24] Ibarada
    How could I forget this?
    I'm never gonna forget.
[20:29] Ibarada
    Thanks, Torasuke, for protecting me.
[20:32] Inukai
    Stop talking...
[20:33] Ibarada
    Thanks.
[20:35] Ibarada
    Oh, it's so ridiculous...
[20:36] Inukai
    Shut up...
[22:09] Ikeda
    Well, everyone, shall we withdraw?
[22:12] Yamamoto
    We had so much fun!
[22:13] Yamamoto
    I managed to take so many
    reference photos...
[22:17] Yamamoto
    What's wrong?
[22:19] Inukai
    Please, don't mind me.
[22:21] Inukai
    I just had a little repeat of a super-dreadnought
    level section of my dark past...
[22:25] Yukimura
    Himuro, I'm sorry.
[22:27] Yukimura
    I meant to return quickly, but...
[22:29] Himuro
    If you weren't feeling well,
    it wasn't something you could help.
[22:32] Kanade
    I just can't tell her!
[22:33] Kanade
    He thought so hard about that stupid
    "couple's greatest close contact problem,"
[22:37] Kanade
    he got so excited he passed out...
[22:40] Ikeda
    Everyone, I'm glad you all found
    a way to enjoy yourselves.
[22:43] Ikeda
    I was able to do some weighted long-distance
    swimming, for the first time in a long time.
[22:47] Kanade
    Why is it that you train your
    body so much, Professor?
[22:51] Ikeda
    There is a Nobel prize winner in
    physics from Saitama University,
[22:55] Ikeda
    Professor Kuze, and I had the chance to meet him.
SIGN    Nobel Prize in Physics
    Professor Kuze Takaomi
[22:58] Kanade
    Really?
[22:59] Ikeda
    At the time, I wasn't able to
    lay a single finger on him.
[23:04] Ikeda
    And it's not just Professor Kuze.
[23:06] Ikeda
    In the world of academics,
    geniuses that beggar the imagination,
[23:10] Ikeda
    unimaginable monsters seethe
    in tremendous numbers.
[23:14] Ikeda
    You won't survive in a world dominated by superhumans if you don't train a little!
[23:21] Ikeda
    The professors at the presentations
    tomorrow are all strong, too!
[23:25] Ikeda
    Let's do our best, okay?
[23:26] Inukai
    Huh?
[23:27] Kanade
    We're giving presentations in
    a huge gathering of monsters?
[23:31] Kanade
    ...we said, shaking with fear...
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Proof 10
    Science-types Fell in Love,
    So They Tried Giving Presentations.
[23:35] Kanade
    Next time, Proof 10.
[23:36] Kanade
    "Science-types Fell in Love, So they
    Tried Giving Presentations."